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Stitcher
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:52:00 -
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Ammunition Amarr: "The Lord shall provide" Caldari: "Consult Corporate Reference Manual TR-33x-44765 beta: 'What to do when you run out of ammo." Gallente: "NO! Not my beer!" Minmatar: "no problem, the whole ship is ammo"
Fuel Amarr: "You there, Slave! Into the reactor! Caldari: Nonsense, soldier, our superior Caldari technology doesn't NEED fuel! Gallente: "NO! Not my beer!" Minmatar: "I need ten minutes, some copper tubing, and some beer"
Beer Amarr: "The Lord shall provide." Caldari: "Suck it up, soldier!" Gallente: "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Minmatar: "I need ten minutes, some copper tubing, and some starship fuel"
Make your own contributions, folks. - Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain. |
Skyee Everson
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:54:00 -
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2/10 i laughed a little
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Kravick Drasari
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:57:00 -
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I laughed. --- My cat Putter approves of this post. |
Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:58:00 -
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I want the last 30 seconds of my life back.
Will accept payment in ISK or random loot.
Sig is now EVE related. Happy mods? |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:07:00 -
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Capacitor: Amarr: Stop the guns and the repper and run for it! Caldari: Keep launching them missiles, we don't need cap to kill them. Gallente: Mummy! Minmatar: Grab that pack of D cells and some duct tape and tape them in place properly this time.
Armor: Amarr: The lord repper giveth and the evil Gallente taketh away. Caldari: Guy's it seems we have a minor problem here... Gallente: What do you mean no repper noob? This is an armour tanker. Minmatar: Quick here's a few empty beer cans, tape them around the hull.
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |
Shenko Minara
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Skyee Everson 2/10 i laughed a little
hi im a gay lil' nub that passes comment on other people's posts but have terrible posts myself and never contribute shft and should probably just stop posting because nobody cares. -- 99% of Eve-o posters should stop posting. This probably includes me, but definitely includes you. |
white kight
Galaxy Punks Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:10:00 -
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I lol'd
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Skyee Everson
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:13:00 -
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ouch someone takes this fourm a little too seriously.
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Shenko Minara
Originally by: Skyee Everson 2/10 i laughed a little
hi im a gay lil' nub that passes comment on other people's posts but have terrible posts myself and never contribute shft and should probably just stop posting because nobody cares.
TMI
Sig is now EVE related. Happy mods? |
cpu939
Gallente OffBeat Creations
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:16:00 -
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Minerails for building a ship Amarr: slave get to work and mine us more Caldari: the corp shall mine it Gallente: refine that mission loot Minmatar : use ductape.
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Skyee Everson
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Khemul Zula
Originally by: Shenko Minara
Originally by: Skyee Everson 2/10 i laughed a little
hi im a gay lil' nub that passes comment on other people's posts but have terrible posts myself and never contribute shft and should probably just stop posting because nobody cares.
TMI
Now thats priceless
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Bigpimping
Pimp Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: Shenko Minara
Originally by: Skyee Everson 2/10 i laughed a little
hi im a gay lil' nub that passes comment on other people's posts but have terrible posts myself and never contribute shft and should probably just stop posting because nobody cares.
Did you breathe at all whilst typing that...? ________________________________________ He who pimps, is God... |
Gealbhan
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:33:00 -
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Missions:
Amarr: Burn with Holy Fury!!!! Caldari: Fire the Missiles! Gallente: But I'm le tired. Minmatar: Git some, git some!!!
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Steppa
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:39:00 -
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Quote From A Pre-Battle Chat, Fountain Alliance, circa 2005.
"Never go into battle horny. You'll just keep trying to board other ships."
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Thargat
Caldari North Star Networks Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:52:00 -
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Capcaitor Amarr First Officer- "Captain, the generators aren't providing enough power!" Captain- "The empress won't be as forgiving as I am" First Officer- ".......hnnnnch" Captain- "I want that power, not excuses" New First Officer- "Yes captain, we shall triple our efforts"
Caldari First Officer- "Captain, we forsee see a decline in supply vs demand of energy" Captain- "Nonsense, get a cheaper contractor on the horn and order some more"
Gallente First Officer- "Captain Elect, we'r outta cap" Captain- "Is that really the general consensus of the crew?" First Officer- "Sir, there's 49% for and 48% against while 1% remains undecided" Captain- "Very well, we shall vote on this again on monday, you may address the crew"
Minmatar Guy with ray-bans- "Hey you! Them bulbs r actin all funny un' we's loosin' speed" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Then lite sum torches n' git out n' push stopid" *returns to pulling levers to big ass gun*
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Stitcher
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:00:00 -
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hehe, keep 'em coming folks - Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain. |
Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:00:00 -
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Originally by: Thargat Capcaitor Amarr First Officer- "Captain, the generators aren't providing enough power!" Captain- "The empress won't be as forgiving as I am" First Officer- ".......hnnnnch" Captain- "I want that power, not excuses" New First Officer- "Yes captain, we shall triple our efforts"
Caldari First Officer- "Captain, we forsee see a decline in supply vs demand of energy" Captain- "Nonsense, get a cheaper contractor on the horn and order some more"
Gallente First Officer- "Captain Elect, we'r outta cap" Captain- "Is that really the general consensus of the crew?" First Officer- "Sir, there's 49% for and 48% against while 1% remains undecided" Captain- "Very well, we shall vote on this again on monday, you may address the crew"
Minmatar Guy with ray-bans- "Hey you! Them bulbs r actin all funny un' we's loosin' speed" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Then lite sum torches n' git out n' push stopid" *returns to pulling levers to big ass gun*
epic
well were camped in so im going to think long and hard bout this one
This week EvE Life: Wormhole Wars 01/Feb
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:05:00 -
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(Perceived) Game Problems
Amarr - Narf Minmatar
Caldari - ***** about how all these new folks have come into MD and don't really know what they're on about
Gallente - Buff exotic dancers (with edible wax ^^)
Minmatar - Waah, waah, my race's ships suck and they're marginally slower now --------------------------------------------
Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you. |
Faife
Federation of Freedom Fighters
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:08:00 -
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Quote: sir! we've run out of X! what do we do?
go mine more X, idiot.
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SigmaPi
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Armoured C
well were camped in so im going to think long and hard bout this one
:sorry: --------------------- SigmaPi
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CCP Whisper
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:30:00 -
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When presented with a 1 meter length of I-beam:
Amarr: "That would be a slave hobbling post, no?" Caldari: "That is a scale model of the latest Caldari Navy battleship design." Gallente: "Some form of abstract sculpture expressing the stark nature of alcoholism?" Minmatar: "Sweet. Ammunition."
Upon discovering a spot of rust on the ship's hull:
Amarr: "Gah! Send a slave out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Caldari: "Gah! Send an ensign out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Gallente: "Gah! Send a polishing drone out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Minmatar: "...what do you mean there's only one spot of rust?"
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eFart
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:35:00 -
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in jita amarr wtf ima stuck fix lag minmar wtf ima stuck fix lag gallente wtf ima stuck fix lga caldari wtf ima stuck fixa lag
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Thargat
Caldari North Star Networks Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:45:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Whisper
Amarr: "Gah! Send a slave out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Caldari: "Gah! Send an ensign out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Gallente: "Gah! Send a polishing drone out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Minmatar: "...what do you mean there's only one spot of rust?"
Made me lulz
Shields are GONE Amarr First Officer- "Captain, the treacherous enemy have shredded our shields!" Captain, to himself- "GOD is our shield, faith is our armor" First Officer- "Beg you'r pardon sire, but shouldn't we engage our armor repair systems and have damage control crews put on alert just in case?" Captain- "HERESY, HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE WILL OF GOD?" First Officer- "......nhhhhhch" Captain- "Gods will be done, NOW FIRE ALL WEAPONS AND CLEANSE THE GALAXY OF THAT ABOMINATION" New First Officer- "Captain, it seems the generators are running low with energy" Captain- "The empress won't be as forgiving as I am"......
Gallente First Officer- "Captain Elect, we'r going into armor" Captain- "Is that really the general consensus of the crew?" First Officer- "Sir, there's 49% for and 48% against while 10% remains undecided" Captain- "Very well, we shall vote on this again on monday, you may address the crew"
Minmatar Guy with ray-bans- "Hey you! Them shield thingies are broken now" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Wuts what? We have those? Can we duct-tape it?" Guy with ray-bans- "Dunno, don' tink so'" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Than we nick's sum'one els's" Guy with ray-bans- "Uhh, cant be dun" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Thun why da **** u buggin' me?, I gots better stuff to do dan worrys abouts stuff we dont has and can't steal, too much o' dat already" *returns to pulling levers to big ass gun*
Caldari First Officer- "Captain, our shields are....."
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Thargat First Officer- "Sir, there's 49% for and 48% against while 10% remains undecided"
I approve of this method of voting.
Sig is now EVE related. Happy mods? |
Gryphius
Caldari Alarius Elementum EvE Consortium
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:49:00 -
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Hehe. I lol'd
--------------------------------- From #eve-chaos [11:47am] Ulviirala: my damn balls are bigger than these veldspar roids ~ [12:00am] Evelgrivion: I VIOLENCE UR BOAT
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Esna Pitoojee
Amarr TalCorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:03:00 -
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Upon being bumped out of position by a much larger ship on the approach to a stargate:
AMARR: "You shall burn forever for that offense!"
CALDARI: "Damn. It's going to take us 18.34 seconds to get back into range. There goes our efficiency rating."
GALLENTE: "Now, didn't they teach you in school that aggresive driving just makes it more dangerous for everyone?"
MINMATAR: "Why are bits of my ship coming off?"
Upon running out of cap booster charges:
AMARR: *Silence. The ship spontaneously explodes due to a lack of much-needed power.*
CALDARI: "Wow. They're actually shooting at us now that we can't use the jammers. Shields at... 99.99%. Launch torpedoes!"
GALLENTE: "Order an immediate study on the affects of a lack of capacitor charges on the lifestyle and health of crew."
MINMATAR: "Gimme some lemons and a few wires. I read about making a battery like this in eigth grade..." ----------------------------------------------
Say "Amarr ships suk, lol." I dare you.
My statments do not represent the opinions, views, or actions of my corp. |
Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:15:00 -
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Edited by: Roy Awesome on 16/02/2009 01:15:36 Upon meeting Roy Awesome
Amarr: "God has show light upon us this day, for he has allowed our paths to cross Roy Awesome" Caldari: He may be Gallente, but, he has shown us true spirit. Gallente: OH MY GOD IT'S ROY AWESOME Minmatar: *Does tribal dances and chants Roy Awesome's name*
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No Homo
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Shenko Minara
Originally by: Skyee Everson 2/10 i laughed a little
hi im a gay lil' nub that passes comment on other people's posts but have terrible posts myself and never contribute shft and should probably just stop posting because nobody cares.
Hi! My names No Homo, you wanna hang out, maybe grab a beer?
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Lomong
Minmatar Void Spiders Fate Weavers
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:46:00 -
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Edited by: Lomong on 16/02/2009 02:00:32
Originally by: CCP Whisper When presented with a 1 meter length of I-beam:
Gallente: "Some form of abstract sculpture expressing the stark nature of alcoholism?" Minmatar: "Sweet. Ammunition."
Excuse me?!? Everyone knows I-beams is what you load into railguns!
Edit:
Gallente: "Aha, I found some spare ammo!" Caldari: "That's my ammo, debased Gallente scum" Minmatar: *Carries a load of I-beams away while the other two bicker* "With this haul, my Tempest can have the biggest sail in the system"
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Abene Placito
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 02:00:00 -
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Originally by: Thargat Minmatar Guy with ray-bans- "Hey you! Them bulbs r actin all funny un' we's loosin' speed" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Then lite sum torches n' git out n' push stopid" *returns to pulling levers to big ass gun*
Since when did the Minmatar race become the Orcs from Warhammer and Dawn of War?
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