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Dark Soldat
Caldari
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:25:00 -
[91]
Methods of torture
Amarr: slavery
Caldari: No access to market
Gallante: no beer
Minmatar: No duct tape :P
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relia08
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:37:00 -
[92]
 Originally by: Zurrar
minmatar- Oi lads, whos up for a spot o tea!
hmmmm. that comic from tha navy hirogen guy?
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Regat Kozovv
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:50:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Abene Placito
Since when did the Minmatar race become the Orcs from Warhammer and Dawn of War?
I don't know but I like it. =)
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:09:00 -
[94]
*When Dealing with Falcons*
Amarr - "The Lord has forsaken us!"
Caldari - "yaaaaawn"
Gallente - "Cross your fingers and hope the drones get him"
Minmatarr - "Quick! Find me a related episode of Mcguyver!"
*How to deal with Zombie Appocalypse*
Amarr - "Enslave them, our Faith commands it!"
Caldari - "Target Practice"
Gallente - "Hide in the far reaches of space or find a cure? Let's vote."
Minmatarr - "Depends on how easily we can attach them to the ship."
*RL Car*
Amarr - PopeMobile
Caldari - Original HWMMV
Gallente - Peoples' Choice
Minmatarr - Homemade kit cars using parts from a junkyard
Originally by: CCP Whisper
Boo hoo. Cry some more.
Whisper is now officially my hero. |
Jenny Superfood
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:09:00 -
[95]
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
'ere we go, 'ere we go, cross the Kosmos,
'ere we go, 'ere we go, throo infinity.
Don't know where we're goin' til we get there.
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:18:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Jenny Superfood
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
'ere we go, 'ere we go, cross the Kosmos,
'ere we go, 'ere we go, throo infinity.
Don't know where we're goin' til we get there.
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
Are you related to Jenny Spitfire?
Originally by: CCP Whisper
Boo hoo. Cry some more.
Whisper is now officially my hero. |
Joe Starbreaker
The Fighting Republicans
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Posted - 2009.02.20 19:53:00 -
[97]
Ninja salvager enters their mission:
Amarr: Good thing we have a slave (alt) salvaging after us. Work faster, slave!
Caldari: (Coming back from AFK) Good, mission's done. What's with all the cargo containers?
Gallente: WAAAAAAAAH somebody make them stop!
Minmatar: Haha, carebear tears fuel my ship! (spots another ninja warping in) Oh damn, we've got competition...
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The Fighting Republicans are recruiting! |
Jenny Superfood
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:29:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Are you related to Jenny Spitfire?
No. Unlike that dyslexic ditz, I know how to spell.
It's a Space Ork joke. |
Tentacle Monster
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2009.02.22 18:45:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Thargat
Capcaitor
Amarr
First Officer- "Captain, the generators aren't providing enough power!"
Captain- "The empress won't be as forgiving as I am"
First Officer- ".......hnnnnch"
Captain- "I want that power, not excuses"
New First Officer- "Yes captain, we shall triple our efforts"
Caldari
First Officer- "Captain, we forsee see a decline in supply vs demand of energy"
Captain- "Nonsense, get a cheaper contractor on the horn and order some more"
Gallente
First Officer- "Captain Elect, we'r outta cap"
Captain- "Is that really the general consensus of the crew?"
First Officer- "Sir, there's 49% for and 48% against while 1% remains undecided"
Captain- "Very well, we shall vote on this again on monday, you may address the crew"
Minmatar
Guy with ray-bans- "Hey you! Them bulbs r actin all funny un' we's loosin' speed"
Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Then lite sum torches n' git out n' push stopid" *returns to pulling levers to big ass gun*
roflmao
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Par'Gellen
Gallente
Tres Hombres Psychiatric Hospital
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Posted - 2009.02.22 23:25:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Naim Stargazer
Matari Captain: So, if I understand correctly here, you aren't sure whether that trail of debris is from us having gone around in circles, or whether it was there before?
R O F L M A O!!! Pure win!
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To err is human. But it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Dyaven
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2009.02.22 23:30:00 -
[101]
I only really found the last 2 Minmatar ones to be funny in the OP.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.22 23:54:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
Ninja salvager enters their mission:
Amarr: Good thing we have a slave (alt) salvaging after us. Work faster, slave!
Caldari: (Coming back from AFK) Good, mission's done. What's with all the cargo containers?
Gallente: WAAAAAAAAH somebody make them stop!
Minmatar: Haha, carebear tears fuel my ship! (spots another ninja warping in) Oh damn, we've got competition...
Other way around. :) Gallente go afk with Dominix, Caldari raise the tears.
Lol @ Minmatar 40k orks though.
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Par'Gellen
Gallente
Tres Hombres Psychiatric Hospital
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Posted - 2009.02.22 23:56:00 -
[103]
Massive Sansha gank squad warps in, locks them down and demands ransom.
Amarr Captain: "In the name of the Emperor, melt their cyborg faces off!"
Caldari Captain: *looks at first officer* "Please tell me we packed an EM hardener before we left the station..."
Gallente Captain: "I'm gonna take a nap. Let me know if something dangerous shows up."
Minmatar Captain: *looks at his first officer and nods toward the hideous cyborg visage on the viewscreen* "Damn, they uglier than your mama!" *brawl breaks out on the bridge*
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To err is human. But it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Joe Starbreaker
The Fighting Republicans
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Posted - 2009.02.23 04:49:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Joe Starbreaker on 23/02/2009 04:49:35
...out of women:
Amarr: Time to conquer another planet.
Caldari: Download Achura p.o.r.n. from the Internet.
Minmatar: Somebody's got to be the woman. We draw straws, shortest straw loses.
Gallente: Somebody's got to be the woman. We draw straws, shortest straw wins.
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The Fighting Republicans are recruiting! |
Bela Okmyx
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Posted - 2009.02.23 15:30:00 -
[105]
more please !
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Holy Lowlander
Comply Or Die
Retribution.
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Posted - 2009.02.23 16:20:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Naim Stargazer
Edited by: Naim Stargazer on 20/02/2009 07:38:40
On operating budget:
Gallente Navy: 78% of pilots in our recent poll indicated a preference toward the automated drones, with a mere 28% favoring the more 'hands-on' style of combat. It has been pointed out the newer model bays DO, in fact, have room for a pony.
I loled
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Thenoran
Caldari
Hegemony Enterprises
HEGEM0NY
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Posted - 2009.02.23 16:23:00 -
[107]
During a long fight
Amarr: Never seen slaves live this long.
Caldari: Damn it, this ammo is expensive!
Gallente: Sir, the 39% of the crew agrees this is the longest fight we've been in, the rest are dead.
Minmatar: Why hasn't the ship blown up yet?
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Low-sec is like sailing along the coast of Somalia...
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Joe Starbreaker
The Fighting Republicans
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Posted - 2009.02.23 20:07:00 -
[108]
Out of clean underwear:
Caldari: Buy new underwear. Washing clothes is a commie idea that steals revenues from the textile industry.
Gallente: Issue a message of solidarity with the Launderers Union, support their ongoing strike, and blame the crisis on Oursulaert fat cats.
Amarr: We solved this problem thousands of years ago. Long robes and "going commando" is much more comfortable.
Minmatar: Loincloths don't need so much cleaning.
...........
The Fighting Republicans are recruiting! |
Bigeasy
Caldari
It's A Trap
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Posted - 2009.02.24 03:20:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Bigeasy on 24/02/2009 03:21:46
Bar Jokes
Ammar: "So a Brutor walks into a bar with half a roll of ductape laced with gold. When asked what such extravagant tape was used for, he replies "The finest toilet paper in all of EvE."
Caldari: "So two Gallente walk into a bar and immediately surrender..."
Gallente: Two Caldari walk into a bar arguing over which is better, Missiles or Railguns. The missile user says "Missiles are far superior, they require no cap and will always hit the target if they are in range." The Railgun user replies "Yeah...well #^$@ you!"
Minmatar: An Ammarian priest, a Jove, and a hanging long limb walk into a bar. The priest, being a gentleman of God, draws the Jove's chair for her as she sits down. He then asks the long limb what the capital of Thailand is. Incomming cupcheck
Let them hate, so long as they fear-Caligula |
CaptainMiller
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.02.24 06:21:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Stitcher
Fuel
Amarr: "You there, Slave! Into the reactor!
That one made me lol pretty hard 
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Lazer panda
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Posted - 2009.02.25 12:15:00 -
[111]
bump, we want more, mooooooree
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Nierna
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Posted - 2009.02.25 13:32:00 -
[112]
*needs more posts* ill try think something up myself when im home ;).
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Letri Bimmet
Gallente
Estrale Frontiers
BlackWater.
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Posted - 2009.02.25 15:37:00 -
[113]
Fleet jumps into W-space
Amarr - HEY....they stole our lasor designs!
Caldari - ECM ECM dammit ECM them...Call HQ and fill out form 21/45b and c. We need more falcons!
Gallente - NOOOOOO!!!! my drones and beer!
Minmatar - Oh them peeps make sum nice holes.
Rogue Drones - BROTHERS! bzzzz
Sleepers - Ugh...wrong hole
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Wacktopia
Infinity Miners Union
Eych Four Eks Zero Ahr
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Posted - 2009.02.25 16:44:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Khemul Zula
I want the last 30 seconds of my life back.
Will accept payment in ISK or random loot.
Off with you. Back to youtube. Go.
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