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Ottersmacker 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2009.02.16 02:03:00 - [31] I wholeheartedly approve of these stereotype-/racism-based jokes.
Zaknussem Caldari Intrum Industria	Posted - 2009.02.16 02:07:00 - [32] Upon finding that there's a Janitor in the cargohold: Amarr: "A stowaway! Get to work, you heathen slacker!" Caldari: "Who are you? And where is your work permit, your equipment requisition form and your transfer orders?" Gallente: "Hello...you wouldn't happen to be a cleverly disguised Exotic Dancer, would you?" Minmatar: "Cool! Hey guys, we have a mechanic on the ship!" "Oh no! We're out of hamsters!" Amarr: "Out of what?" Caldari: "Huh?" Gallente: "And?" Minmatar: "So?" Sleepers: ZZZzzz... Jove: "Uh-oh..." CCP: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Khemul Zula Amarr Keisen Trade League	Posted - 2009.02.16 02:10:00 - [33] Edited by: Khemul Zula on 16/02/2009 02:11:35 Originally by: Ottersmacker I wholeheartedly approve of these stereotype-/racism-based jokes. Stereotypical, yes. Not entirely racist yet. A Minmatar goes home and takes care of his family, what? It could happen! Now the thread is racist. awaits the modhammer Sig is now EVE related. Happy mods?
Luigi Thirty Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2009.02.16 02:21:00 - [34] Humor CCP: Originally by: CCP Whisper When presented with a 1 meter length of I-beam: Amarr: "That would be a slave hobbling post, no?" Caldari: "That is a scale model of the latest Caldari Navy battleship design." Gallente: "Some form of abstract sculpture expressing the stark nature of alcoholism?" Minmatar: "Sweet. Ammunition." Upon discovering a spot of rust on the ship's hull: Amarr: "Gah! Send a slave out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Caldari: "Gah! Send an ensign out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Gallente: "Gah! Send a polishing drone out with a tin of brasso immediately!" Minmatar: "...what do you mean there's only one spot of rust?" ---- DOMINIX IS ~~INVINCIBLE~~BLUE:((((
PrincessKnight	Posted - 2009.02.16 02:42:00 - [35] Sir! We've run out of Exotic Dancers. What do we do? Amarr: "I have no need for such filthy ***s! I already have the Minmatar slaves!" Caldari: "That's fine...I couldn't get it up anyways." Gallente: "Who forgot to keep the *** account paid yo?" Minmatar: "We can't afford them anyways"
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2009.02.16 02:46:00 - [36] Sir we are outnumbered what shall we do? nano pilot: gtfo noob: out numbered by who? woah lots of flashy red, now why am I in a station? Garmon: Warrior for honour!!!! caldari pilot: time to fire up the ecm! Amarr: out numbered impossible, we are the amarr empire! melt face time cov ops pilot: cloak and gone minmatar: hey that bullet hole looks pretty cool, just make sure there isnt an air leak, put some duct tape over it! gallente: launch the drones, now who has more! techzer0: welp I haven't lost a ship yet today! rowlandos: alright everyone warp in rolandos warps off Chainsaw Plankton: hmm what? I was on the forums. Sir Molle: welp here comes number 5 Chribba: Gotta mine it all! /bows gm: lol cant touch this!
Zurrar Gallente Universal Exports FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2009.02.16 02:57:00 - [37] Sir we ran outa TAMPONS! ----------------------------- Amarr- Tampons?? Gallente- Lets vote on if maxi pads should be allocated to the next item used in female personal care. caldari- Its ok... the pods bio fluid is already fluidy minmatar- Heres a stick Sir we ran outa Drones! ----------------------------- Amarr- Oh well, there goes the ecm-600's Gallente- ABANDON SHIP, EVERYONE OUT OUR SHIP IS USELESS! caldari- Bah steal more ecm-600's from the amarr Minmatar- Sir we ran outa popcorn ---------------------------- Amarr- And the sermons only HALF OVER NOOOOOOOOOO, get me a slave! Gallente- I vote we send a drone to the 7-11 caldari- he he amarr pop corn....mmmmm Minmatar- Sir we ran outa systems to own ---------------------------- Amarr- finally, we are done... whos got a wii Gallente- i vote we give various tribes systems so we can retake them caldari- yay missions! minmatar- we won? Sir this post is too long! ---------------------------- Amarr- Slaves! hack into evo and delete the post! gallente- i vote we war dec OP's corp caldari- in a low zombie like voice Missions.... minmatar- Oi lads, whos up for a spot o tea! [yellow]Sig removed, only one graphic per sig please. If you would like further details please [url="http://support.eve-onl
AnonyTerrorNinja Minmatar Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport	Posted - 2009.02.16 03:04:00 - [38] Edited by: AnonyTerrorNinja on 16/02/2009 03:06:53 weapons mount lubricant Amarr Engineer > Captain, we've run out of weapons lubricant! Amarr Captain > Go fetch some more slaves from the cargo hold... Caldari Engineer > Sir! We've run out of weapons lubricant, sir! Caldari Captain > What does it matter? If we can't aim our rails, we'll turn the damned ship! Gallente Engineer > Mon Capitan, our gunz, zey are not turning... Gallente Captain > Do not worry, zat is just ze Void. Gallente Engineer > Capitan, ve are not using ze Void... Gallente Engineer > Can ve send more dronez? Minmatar Engineer > We've run out of weapons grease, sir! Minmatar Captain > Where's that stuff go again? Minmatar Engineer > The buckets next to the artillery cannon mounts, sir! Minmatar Captain > Get me the crew medic... Minmatar Engineer > I don't think the medic is qualified to work with the guns, sir! Minmatar Captain > It's not for the guns... Cargo Space Amarr > Eject some of those slaves! Caldari > Fire the missiles and set them to orbit. Gallente > Vat do you mean zere is not enough cargo space? Ve have ze biggest cargo possible! Commission anozer Iteron! Minmatar > Right, so as you can see, if we systematically disassemble and reassemble the hull around this location, we can use the ore to plug up the holes and prevent the ship from depressurising. Lieutenant, go grab some duct tape from the stores and prepare for operation "pregnant mammoth"! Facing a pirate raid Amarr > Launch the slaves to confuse them! Caldari > Where's Colonel Keichi? Get him to teach these ruffians some proper military protocol! Gallente > Do you zink their optical systems vill be able to see ze vite flag? Minmatar > YAY! MORE HOLES! :D Skittles Amarr > If we have faith, the Lord shall divideth a share unto each servant! Caldari > Guess it's back to tube-steak till we get back to Jita, crew. Gallente > Do ve still have cheeze and vine? Minmatar > Crew, if I could survive on weapons grease, SO CAN YOU! It might be worth noting I am terribly unimaginative and have a horrible (and oft far too complex for my friends' liking) sense of humour. --- Incognito - Fierce - Deadly - IFD (Intergallactic Federation of Dummies) aka ATN Ikari Dimji > I mustn't run away... I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY... I MUSTN'T RUN AWA- ooh, skittles! :D
Trebor Notlimah Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici	Posted - 2009.02.16 03:57:00 - [39] Originally by: Thargat Caldari First Officer- "Captain, our shields are....." I see what u did there
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2009.02.16 04:23:00 - [40] Originally by: Trebor Notlimah Originally by: Thargat Caldari First Officer- "Captain, our shields are....." I see what u did there kaboom
Jason Marshall Gallente Hammer Of Light Libertas Fidelitas	Posted - 2009.02.16 05:25:00 - [41] Originally by: AnonyTerrorNinja Edited by: AnonyTerrorNinja on 16/02/2009 03:06:53 Facing a pirate raid Minmatar > YAY! MORE HOLES! :D Best one yet. Tacky Lensflares in sigs ftw
ShadowGod56	Posted - 2009.02.16 05:27:00 - [42] Originally by: Zaknussem [u]"Oh no! We're out of hamsters!" Amarr: "Out of what?" Caldari: "Huh?" Gallente: "And?" Minmatar: "So?" Sleepers: ZZZzzz... Jove: "Uh-oh..." CCP: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" awesome
Erasmas	Posted - 2009.02.16 05:39:00 - [43] Originally by: Thargat Shields are GONE Amarr First Officer- "Captain, the treacherous enemy have shredded our shields!" Captain, to himself- "GOD is our shield, faith is our armor" First Officer- "Beg you'r pardon sire, but shouldn't we engage our armor repair systems and have damage control crews put on alert just in case?" Captain- "HERESY, HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE WILL OF GOD?" First Officer- "......nhhhhhch" Captain- "Gods will be done, NOW FIRE ALL WEAPONS AND CLEANSE THE GALAXY OF THAT ABOMINATION" New First Officer- "Captain, it seems the generators are running low with energy" Captain- "The empress won't be as forgiving as I am"...... Gallente First Officer- "Captain Elect, we'r going into armor" Captain- "Is that really the general consensus of the crew?" First Officer- "Sir, there's 49% for and 48% against while 10% remains undecided" Captain- "Very well, we shall vote on this again on monday, you may address the crew" Minmatar Guy with ray-bans- "Hey you! Them shield thingies are broken now" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Wuts what? We have those? Can we duct-tape it?" Guy with ray-bans- "Dunno, don' tink so'" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Than we nick's sum'one els's" Guy with ray-bans- "Uhh, cant be dun" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Thun why da **** u buggin' me?, I gots better stuff to do dan worrys abouts stuff we dont has and can't steal, too much o' dat already" returns to pulling levers to big ass gun Caldari First Officer- "Captain, our shields are....." The minmatar one makes me cringe. It's like perpetuating a demeaning stereotype of unicorns. I lol'd at the caldari one though.
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2009.02.16 05:42:00 - [44] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Sir we are outnumbered what shall we do? minmatar: hey that bullet hole looks pretty cool, just make sure there isnt an air leak, put some duct tape over it! techzer0: welp I haven't lost a ship yet today! Very very true... I'm just awesome though! ------------ Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
Nomakai Delateriel Amarr Ammatar Free Corps	Posted - 2009.02.16 05:46:00 - [45] Your ships are now superior to every competing design on the market. Thus you've run out of...: Amarr: Reasons to sit and moan about Vak'atioth, Pax Amarrian and other hogwash. 25th Crusade, you're on. Caldari: Valid reasons for why you lost that last fight because you never learned how tracking works. Gallente: Nothing at the moment. After the New Caldari victory party? Uppers, Downers, Boosters, hallucinogens, tobacco, Exotic Dancers, Cattle, Quafe, Holoreels etc etc etc. Minmatar: Ductape? what do you mean our last design used up all of our ductape? ______________________________________________ -My respect can not be won, only lost. It's given freely and only grudgingly withdrawn.
Arkeladin	Posted - 2009.02.16 05:55:00 - [46] Originally by: Roy Awesome Edited by: Roy Awesome on 16/02/2009 01:15:36 Upon meeting Roy Awesome Amarr: lulz Caldari: lulz Gallente: OH MY GOD IT'S ROY AWESOME - LULZ!!! Minmatar: lulz Fixed that for ya. Oh yes, and Arkeladin. upon meerting Roy Awesome: LULZ
fuxinos Caldari Guys 0f Sarcasm	Posted - 2009.02.16 06:36:00 - [47] Edited by: fuxinos on 16/02/2009 06:37:03 Originally by: Stitcher Gallente: "NO! Not my beer!" nuff said. And i think CCP is Gallente
LaVista Vista	Posted - 2009.02.16 07:48:00 - [48] Originally by: fuxinos Edited by: fuxinos on 16/02/2009 06:37:03 Originally by: Stitcher Gallente: "NO! Not my beer!" nuff said. And i think CCP is Gallente You THINK so?
Splender Jones Amarr	Posted - 2009.02.16 08:01:00 - [49] Originally by: Zaknussem Upon finding that there's a Janitor in the cargohold: Minmatar: "Cool! Hey guys, we have a mechanic on the ship!" I liked that one :)
Mr M Legion of Illuminated Social Rejects	Posted - 2009.02.16 08:14:00 - [50] Edited by: Mr M on 16/02/2009 08:14:46 Originally by: Zurrar Sir this post is too long! ---------------------------- minmatar- Oi lads, whos up for a spot o tea! Originally by: Abene Placito Since when did the Minmatar race become the Orcs from Warhammer and Dawn of War? I'm perfectly fine with that, I've been waiting for six whole years to be able to paint my rifter red so it will go faster. EVEgeek\|Eden Underground Radio
Primnproper	Posted - 2009.02.16 09:07:00 - [51] Originally by: Shenko Minara hi im a gay lil' nub that passes comment on other people's posts but have terrible posts myself and never contribute shft and should probably just stop posting because nobody cares. Yes, Yes you are...
mythpilot	Posted - 2009.02.16 17:34:00 - [52] When applying for an Internship Ammar: Pray you don't turn into my slave! Gallente: that button is the drones...the beer is over there..Thats all you need to know.. Caldari: First, you need to calculate the shield radius, then fire Torpedoes, then activate the ECMs, Got it? Btw make sure you pulse the AB Minmatar: Crew: we could use him fer teh hole Captin: Yea.... but there is only 1 them...
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.02.16 17:41:00 - [53] Flashy on gate: Amarr: Wrath upon our enemies! Caldari: Aling to station! Gallente: NO! Not my beer! Minmatar: RAMMING SPEED! Blobbed: Amarr: We shall not perish Without fighting! pop pod Caldari: NO! Not my beer! Gallente: pop pod Minmatar: Speed changed to 28514m/s _______________________________________________ 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.16 17:57:00 - [54] Fleet Commanding: Amarr: Warp to 20, watch laser light show of death, thank god it's not you. Caldari: Warp to 100, jam everything, laugh like an evil madman. Gallente: Warp to 0, launch drones, drink wine. Minmatar: Warp and hope you don't land in web/scram range........ Stop, hammer time.
Haradgrim Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2009.02.16 18:15:00 - [55] Edited by: Haradgrim on 16/02/2009 18:16:04 Outnumbered facing overwhelming odds: Amarr: "For the Empress! Overload all turrets, we will make our stand and take as many of them down as we can. Amar Victor!" Caldari: "Execute defensive maneuver alpha-3-omega, call in the falcon support and engage all defensive sub-systems. Men, we may still make it out of this alive." Mimatar: "RRAAAAAMMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGG SSSSPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!" Gallente: "We surrender!" -- Originally by: CCP Oveur Just donæt forget the reach-around.
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.16 18:20:00 - [56] Duct tape. Amarr: Well use rope to tie the slaves together then. Gallente: Oh well, there goes our gift of aid to the Minmatar. Caldari: I told you it's no use trying to tape two heavies together to do the damage of a cruise against a BS. Minmatar: What do you mean "no more reppers"? -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2009.02.16 18:29:00 - [57] Guess i should contribute: Shields: Caldari: Sir, we're out of shields! Gallente: Sir, we're out of shields! Minmatar: Sir, we're out of shields! Amarr: Sir, the battle has begun. Learning skills: Amarr: I'll have "How to kill slaves softly" book please. Gallente: I'll have "How to manage your drones with love" book please. Caldari: I'll have a "How to ram it where the sun don't shine." book please. Minmatar: This is a WHAT store?! Undocking: Scotty: Amarr Cruiser leaving station. Scotty: Gallente Cruiser leaving station. Scotty: Caldari Cruiser leaving station. Scotty: Trashdoors open. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Hariya	Posted - 2009.02.16 18:58:00 - [58] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Scotty: Trashdoors open.
Kazang Gallente Arbitrary Freedom	Posted - 2009.02.16 19:20:00 - [59] Originally by: Thargat Minmatar Guy with ray-bans- "Hey you! Them shield thingies are broken now" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Wuts what? We have those? Can we duct-tape it?" Guy with ray-bans- "Dunno, don' tink so'" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Than we nick's sum'one els's" Guy with ray-bans- "Uhh, cant be dun" Guy with Bigger ray-bans- "Thun why da **** u buggin' me?, I gots better stuff to do dan worrys abouts stuff we dont has and can't steal, too much o' dat already" returns to pulling levers to big ass gun Since when did the matar turn into Orks? Kazang
Empire Wolf	Posted - 2009.02.16 19:37:00 - [60] 10% structure left ammar= god will provide us anything at heaven minmatar= omg those holes have perfect shape, lazers are better than bullets gallente: oh damn is it necessary to die now i just bought a new box of beers caldari: dead when shield dropped, going back to fight with new clone armor 1% dmged ammar: oh now they made me angry i thing i must open fire caldari:cu in heaven galente: no more shields minmatar: no more shield, but doesnt matter we will start see those perfect holes book ammar: high tech 3 tortures galente: connections for cheaper beer minmatar: damn no money to buy a book caldari: how to become rich in fifteen days no ammunition ammar eng: sir no more ammunition ammar captain: dont be stupid crystals never end ammar eng: high tech crystals do ammar captain: **** i didnt know that and didnt took more crystals, change it to catapult and use slaves for ammo minmatar: take a knife and cut ship parts they can be good ammo galente: if u mean we run out of drones we have problem anything else dosnt matter run out of smartbomb caldari: doesnt matter hack eve and change torps to do aoe minmatar: ship self destryct will be a good smartbomb galente: are u insane if we had smartbombs we would be up because all drones would be dead ammar: no need to worry arm slaves with explosives and throw them out

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