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Graelyn
Amarr
Order of Catharsis
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:35:00 -
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glockenspiel?
I approve.
Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does not conquer all. So let's do this thing. |
Stuart Price
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:39:00 -
[32]
All this dev harshness is easy to explain.
They ran out of Marlboro Lights and the shops are closed.
Putting the 'irate' into 'Pirate' |
Trebor Notlimah
Lone Star EVE Group
Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:40:00 -
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Edited by: Trebor Notlimah on 19/02/2009 23:42:37
Dev Manager: *walks into Developer Area, a collection of low walled cubicles*
Dev Lackey #1: Whats up, boss?
Dev Manager: Sales couldn't stop the trucks..
**collective gasps from the cubicles as balding heads emerge**
Dev Lackey #2: But Sales said Americans were always...
Dev Manager: I know -- we're apparently further behind schedule than the Americans.
Dev Lackey #2: sk+¡tur...
Dev Manager: I need you all to work after hours and this weekend. Mandatory.
Dev Lackey #1: But I was going ice fishing with Olga!
Dev Lackey #3: What about my sister's wedding?
Dev Lackey #2: My WoW guild has a raid schedule this weekend -- I cant miss it!
Dev Lackey #4: *tries hard to think up something he had planned, fails.*
Dev Manager: I know it sucks, but we have to do it or Atari will come kill my penguin.
Dev Lackey #3: Pep+¬?
Dev Manager: Yes, Pep+¬.
Dev Lackey #1: Would they really hurt him?
Dev Manager: I can't take that risk. If you aren;t here tonight and this weekend, I will pay you in kronas.
**collective 'Ewwwwwwwwwww'**
Dev Manager: *Leaves cubicle area*
Dev Lackey #2: I cant believe this bull****. If my guild beats Ragnarok without me, I'm going to crap myself. *goes back to programming Epic Story Line Missions w/ flying mounts*
Dev Lackey #1: Guess there goes my weekend with Olga, I'm just so mad....
Dev Lackey #3: My sister will never forgive me, I wish I could forget about my problems....
Dev Lackey #4: I got an idea...Lets go on the forums and lay down the law.
Dev Lackey #1: I can't -- I'm swamped in debugging.
Dev Lackey #3: Does it really matter? Theres not a chance we'll finish on time, even if we work 24/7 until the 10th.
Dev Lackey #1: I guess you're right, might as well bust some skulls on the forum. *does a line of ******* off a ceramic penguin on his desk and logs into the forum*
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No Homo
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:40:00 -
[34]
ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers!
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Cailais
Amarr
0utbreak
KrautbreaK
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:40:00 -
[35]
Somebody think of the penguins!
C.
Originally by: Capa
So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.
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Terianna Eri
Amarr
Scrutari
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:48:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Hatt0ri Hanz0
Edited by: Hatt0ri Hanz0 on 19/02/2009 22:37:03
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1003100
Winnar. Its my sig now.
bloody hell you took it too
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Originally by: CCP Whisper
Boo hoo. Cry some more.
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N.
Dara Cothrom
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: No Homo
ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers!
And rightly so.
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Sir Molly
Caldari
ELTIE PVPER'S
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:54:00 -
[38]
Originally by: No Homo
ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers!
and they ask for more~
that owns
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Ranger 1
Amarr
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.19 23:56:00 -
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Only the really, really stupid and annoying ones.
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* Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon bombed him at Pearl Harbor. - Beast Boy |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:00:00 -
[40]
Originally by: No Homo
ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers!
Some companies still have the dignity left not to cater to idiots and asshats. Profit doesn't mean to take everything you can get but to get at least enough to stay in business.
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Ideas for: Mining
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Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:09:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Abrazzar
Originally by: No Homo
ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers!
Some companies still have the dignity left not to cater to idiots and asshats. Profit doesn't mean to take everything you can get but to get at least enough to stay in business.
Behold the raw unmitigated power of owning a highly profitable ip lock stock and barrel. 
Yay! Got meh sig back! ♥ Weatherman |
5pinDizzy
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:25:00 -
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I think I've figured it out.
CCP are angry because NASA is making a game that's going to kill EVE. 
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Ragnar Foulberg
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Posted - 2009.02.20 00:30:00 -
[43]
2001: An EVE Online Space Odyssey.
"My God, it's full of asshats!"
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Zhora Six
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:17:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Zeba
Favorite one so far. *zing*
Indeed! I felt it sig worthy... 
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[blue bar] CCP Whisper: Not everything surrounded by blue bars is an official statement which can be quoted as fact until the end of time. [/blue bar] |
Neesa Corrinne
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:20:00 -
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You gotta put yourself in their shoes for a second to understand this. They have two warring groups of forum *****s that are each trying to score points for their play style and it has to get old listening to us whine all day.
You've got the first group, which I fall squarely into, who think the game balance has tipped completely in favor of the carebear crowd and we get on the forums every time we see them gaining yet more ground and ***** about it.
Then you've got the people who spend 23/7 in empire or in cloaking ravens who think that nonconsensual PvP should be completely removed from the game. Whenever they see anything in a patch that they believe benefits non consensual PVP, then they get on the forums and whine.
Trying to balance the game between us bloodthirsty warmongers like me and happy happy fairy boys like them has got to be one of the most daunting tasks in the world, so I do feel bad for their predicament.
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TimMc
Gallente
Extradition
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:06:00 -
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lol its awesome. The devs are biting on the forums with venom.
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Ender Flagrante
Gallente
Firman AB
101010 Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:13:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Malcanis
The players are uppity today
There, I fixed it for you.
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VicturusTeSaluto
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:57:00 -
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The devs need to post less and work more. The current sisi build still needs a TON of work. I don't see how they are gonna have everything ready in time.
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.20 03:41:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Lucas Tigh
I move to make Pep+¬ the Dev Penguin CCP's official mascot.
Anyone second this motion?
May as well, looks like his previous owner has a cat5 necktie now.
CCP office:
CCP Dev Manager: Where's everyone gone? Why are the offices empty?
CCP Office Cleaner: Check the windows.
CCP Dev Manager: ????
CCP Office Cleaner: Looks like everyone has decided to get some fresh air.
CCP Dev Manager: [goes to window and look out to the ledge]. Whisper, what are you doing out there?
Whisper: You haven't heard the news then?
CCP Dev Manager: Yes but I'm counting on all of you to knuckle down and hit the schedule.
Whisper: We'll never manage it and think of what will happen to poor Pep+¬.
CCP Dev Manager: Nonsense, what will Oveur say if he hears about this.
Whisper: Lean out and ask him, he's on the ledge above me.
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There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
All this has happened before and will happen again |
Piper Halliwell
Minmatar
Phantom Squad
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.20 03:56:00 -
[50]
Originally by: No Homo
ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers!
IMHO most of the people that post need to be ***** slapped. 90% of the threads are people being whiny little *****es. Props to them for laying it down finally. Hope they continue to do it. Don't like it? Do us all a favor and GTFO!
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You've got a gun, I've got a gun, Let's write a tragic ending.
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Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari
Sane Industries Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 04:57:00 -
[51]
CCP Devs are from Arctic, Penguins are from Antarctic.
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Empyre
Domestic Reform
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Posted - 2009.02.20 05:13:00 -
[52]
Devs Gone Wild: Reykjavik Edition
Destroy all that which is evil, so that which is good may flourish. |
Zex Maxwell
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.20 05:26:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Zex Maxwell on 20/02/2009 05:27:58
Originally by: Aarin Wrath
My favorite so far:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1002389&page=1#14
DEVs laying it down is pretty cool. I wish they did it more often. :)
(but considering all the shenanigans that go on in "General Discussion" I can understand why they dont post too often)
you would think people will get the hint before he put his words in bold red ink
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N.
Dara Cothrom
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Posted - 2009.02.20 07:27:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Ender Flagrante
Originally by: Malcanis
The players are uppity today
There, I fixed it for you.
No, you broke it. "Dog bites man" is not newsworthy. Uppity players on the forum is not threadworthy.
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