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Malcanis R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:17:00 - [1] I'm taking this new and laudable sassiness to mean that they reckon they have something to be uppity about. Really looking forward to M10...
Abrazzar	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:19:00 - [2] Crunchtime. -------- Ideas for: Mining
Sun Clausewitz	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:36:00 - [3] Originally by: Abrazzar Crunchtime. Yup
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:39:00 - [4] Favorite one so far. zing Yay! Got meh sig back! ♥ Weatherman
Malcanis R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:39:00 - [5] Originally by: Abrazzar Crunchtime. Oh very much so.
Leaving Eve	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:40:00 - [6] Edited by: Leaving Eve on 19/02/2009 21:41:02 Originally by: Zeba Favorite one so far. zing They can turn the bluebar thing on and off (presumably they have a bluebar checkbox when they post) so why do they bluebar unimportant/unofficial things? (not all dev posts are bluebarred)
James Lyrus Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:42:00 - [7] TBH more dev smackdowns are needed.
Cailais Amarr 0utbreak KrautbreaK	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:43:00 - [8] Originally by: Abrazzar Crunchtime. /me nods. Cant be much fun. The expectation levels for Apocrypha have been hyped to ludicrous-speed levels. The big question is - can they meet it? C. Originally by: Capa So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.
Aarin Wrath Caldari Quatidion Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:46:00 - [9] My favorite so far: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1002389&page=1#14 DEVs laying it down is pretty cool. I wish they did it more often. :) (but considering all the shenanigans that go on in "General Discussion" I can understand why they dont post too often)
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:46:00 - [10] Originally by: Leaving Eve Edited by: Leaving Eve on 19/02/2009 21:41:02 Originally by: Zeba Favorite one so far. zing They can turn the bluebar thing on and off (presumably they have a bluebar checkbox when they post) so why do they bluebar unimportant/unofficial things? (not all dev posts are bluebarred) Whisper was obviously answering just the op in that his hardware did support sm2 so if it ran classic is should(<-key word) run premium lite. Avon then wanted it made into an 'official statement' for some reason. Go figure about the rest. ^^ Yay! Got meh sig back! ♥ Weatherman
mcnuggetlol Amarr Outlandish Operations	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:49:00 - [11] Edited by: mcnuggetlol on 19/02/2009 21:49:27 Tbh if I was an EVE Dev and had to put up with us lot I'd be a lot less polite then the real Devs are
Cat o'Ninetails Rancer Defence Force	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:50:00 - [12] Originally by: Aarin Wrath My favorite so far: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1002389&page=1#14 DEVs laying it down is pretty cool. I wish they did it more often. :) (but considering all the shenanigans that go on in "General Discussion" I can understand why they dont post too often) what was he saying in that post? Also, I believe that you should join Rancer Defence Force. It's cool. Thanks leaving eve!
mcnuggetlol Amarr Outlandish Operations	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:52:00 - [13] Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails what was he saying in that post? You mean you can't read the gigantic red text?
Kazzac Elentria	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:53:00 - [14] Whisper needs to forget the coffee in the morning more often
Aarin Wrath Caldari Quatidion Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:55:00 - [15] Originally by: mcnuggetlol Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails what was he saying in that post? You mean you can't read the gigantic red text? I'll read it to you Cat o'Ninetails once my eyes stop bleeding :)
mcnuggetlol Amarr Outlandish Operations	Posted - 2009.02.19 21:57:00 - [16] Maybe all the stupidity on the eve forums is due to blindness?
Korerin Mayul	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:01:00 - [17] Originally by: Abrazzar Crunchtime. you know nothing of the crunch! i wish them all the best, my ex flatmate worked on another very famous sandbox game involving cars; i think he was on a 90 hour work week at one point during crunchtime... he used to come home at 12:30 ad just stare into space for an hour before passing out... Take heed kids, never be good at programming
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:30:00 - [18] More links please I spent way to much time, on one post, that probably should have not been posted, in OOP, and missed all the good stuff in GD Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! ≡v≡
Hatt0ri Hanz0 Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:35:00 - [19] Edited by: Hatt0ri Hanz0 on 19/02/2009 22:37:03 http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1003100 Winnar. Its my sig now. Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:37:00 - [20] Originally by: Hatt0ri Hanz0 http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1003100 Winnar. Its my sig now. Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! ≡v≡
Cailais Amarr 0utbreak KrautbreaK	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:51:00 - [21] Originally by: Slade Trillgon More links please I spent way to much time, on one post, that probably should have not been posted, in OOP, and missed all the good stuff in GD Slade CCP Gangleri - Ima ANgry! C. Originally by: Capa So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.
John Hollow Minmatar Afterisk	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:52:00 - [22] I like when devs speak frankly. It's more than 90% of other games get for feedback.
Phantom Slave JUDGE DREAD Inc.	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:00:00 - [23] CCP Whisper and CCP Gangleri are today's EVE-O Forum Hero's!
Trebor Notlimah Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:00:00 - [24] M10 Release Fantasy Episode One CCP -- Sales Manager: Dials Atari Distribution Atari -- Distribution Manager: Hello? CCP: Hey, ya know that game we want on shelves.. Atari: Of course, EVE Online right -- on the shelves in March? Last truck just left the warehouse. CCP: Yea about that, can you tell them just to come back? Atari: What do you mean? CCP: I mean just tell them to come back and chill at the warehouse for a little more. Atari: It doesn't work like that. Is there something wrong? CCP: Nah, I was just checking. You're sure you cant just tell them to turn around? I mean they have CB radios, right? Atari: Your voice sounds shaky, are you sure everything is OK? CCP: Yea, we're just running a little behind schedule. Atari: Well you scheduled some padding in your development time, right? Enough for a little behind schedule? CCP: Ok, we're a little more behind than that. Atari: CCP, if you make Atari pull another 'Jaguar Incident', I'm going to personally fly to Greenland, twist your nuts off, and kill your pet penguin. CCP: We're in Iceland, not Greenland and... Atari: I DONT GIVE A **** ~~ YOU JUST GET THAT INTERNET SPACESHIP THINGGY READY! click CCP: ....we don't have penguins. We're screwed...... to be continued
Malcanis R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:06:00 - [25] Originally by: Phantom Slave CCP Whisper and CCP Gangleri are today's EVE-O Forum Hero's! CCP Prizm also.
Malcanis R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:07:00 - [26] Originally by: Trebor Notlimah M10 Release Fantasy Episode One CCP -- Sales Manager: Dials Atari Distribution Atari -- Distribution Manager: Hello? CCP: Hey, ya know that game we want on shelves.. Atari: Of course, EVE Online right -- on the shelves in March? Last truck just left the warehouse. CCP: Yea about that, can you tell them just to come back? Atari: What do you mean? CCP: I mean just tell them to come back and chill at the warehouse for a little more. Atari: It doesn't work like that. Is there something wrong? CCP: Nah, I was just checking. You're sure you cant just tell them to turn around? I mean they have CB radios, right? Atari: Your voice sounds shaky, are you sure everything is OK? CCP: Yea, we're just running a little behind schedule. Atari: Well you scheduled some padding in your development time, right? Enough for a little behind schedule? CCP: Ok, we're a little more behind than that. Atari: CCP, if you make Atari pull another 'Jaguar Incident', I'm going to personally fly to Greenland, twist your nuts off, and kill your pet penguin. CCP: We're in Iceland, not Greenland and... Atari: I DONT GIVE A **** ~~ YOU JUST GET THAT INTERNET SPACESHIP THINGGY READY! click CCP: ....we don't have penguins. We're screwed...... to be continued CCP should have a penguin tbh.
Phantom Slave JUDGE DREAD Inc.	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:15:00 - [27] Originally by: Malcanis Originally by: Phantom Slave CCP Whisper and CCP Gangleri are today's EVE-O Forum Hero's! CCP Prizm also. I haven't seen any quotes from CCP Prizm today, perhaps I've missed them?
Trebor Notlimah Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:19:00 - [28] CCP -- Sales Manager: Dials Development Manager's Extension CCP -- Dev Manager: Hall+¦? Sales: Hey, I just got of the phone with Atari, they couldn't stop the trucks. Dev Manager: But you said they could. You said Americans always are late and behind schedule. Sales: I know, but apparently we're more behind schedule than the Americans... Dev Manager: So it's that bad, eh? Sales: Apparently. I got to go... makes noose from CAT-5 cable and throws it over the rafter Dev Manager: I'll see what I can do click Dev Manager: Dials Wife's Cell Phone Dev Manager's Sexy, Blonde Wife: Hall+¦? Dev Manager: Olga, I will not be home tonight nor this weekend. Please feed Pep+¬ for me. Dev Manager's Sexy, Blonde Wife: I cannot find the penguin food. Dev Manager: Did you look under the glockenspiel? Dev Manager's Sexy, Blonde Wife: Ah, I see. I will call you tomorrow. Don't stress. Dev Manager: I love you, Olga. Dev Manager's Sexy, Blonde Wife: I love you too. Dev Manager: click Dev Manager: Walks down the office to the Developer's Area mutters I miss Pep+¬ already..... to be continued
5pinDizzy	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:31:00 - [29] I don't mins the Devs fighting back a bit considering some of the baseless abuse they take off some people. Quite frankly they've made several semi ok threads become 10 times more interesting and entertaining. Seems to be mainly CCP Whisper that's kicking ass and taking names. I would have thought there might possibly be something causing them stress that we don't know about, as surely they're far more then used to these old whine threads when there's a big patch coming.
Lucas Tigh East Khanid Trading Khanid Trade Syndicate	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:32:00 - [30] I move to make Pep+¬ the Dev Penguin CCP's official mascot. Anyone second this motion?
Graelyn Amarr Order of Catharsis	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:35:00 - [31] Quote: glockenspiel? I approve. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does not conquer all. So let's do this thing.
Stuart Price Caldari The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:39:00 - [32] All this dev harshness is easy to explain. They ran out of Marlboro Lights and the shops are closed. Putting the 'irate' into 'Pirate'
Trebor Notlimah Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:40:00 - [33] Edited by: Trebor Notlimah on 19/02/2009 23:42:37 Dev Manager: walks into Developer Area, a collection of low walled cubicles Dev Lackey #1: Whats up, boss? Dev Manager: Sales couldn't stop the trucks.. collective gasps from the cubicles as balding heads emerge Dev Lackey #2: But Sales said Americans were always... Dev Manager: I know -- we're apparently further behind schedule than the Americans. Dev Lackey #2: sk+¡tur... Dev Manager: I need you all to work after hours and this weekend. Mandatory. Dev Lackey #1: But I was going ice fishing with Olga! Dev Lackey #3: What about my sister's wedding? Dev Lackey #2: My WoW guild has a raid schedule this weekend -- I cant miss it! Dev Lackey #4: tries hard to think up something he had planned, fails. Dev Manager: I know it sucks, but we have to do it or Atari will come kill my penguin. Dev Lackey #3: Pep+¬? Dev Manager: Yes, Pep+¬. Dev Lackey #1: Would they really hurt him? Dev Manager: I can't take that risk. If you aren;t here tonight and this weekend, I will pay you in kronas. collective 'Ewwwwwwwwwww' Dev Manager: Leaves cubicle area Dev Lackey #2: I cant believe this bull***. If my guild beats Ragnarok without me, I'm going to crap myself. goes back to programming Epic Story Line Missions w/ flying mounts* Dev Lackey #1: Guess there goes my weekend with Olga, I'm just so mad.... Dev Lackey #3: My sister will never forgive me, I wish I could forget about my problems.... Dev Lackey #4: I got an idea...Lets go on the forums and lay down the law. Dev Lackey #1: I can't -- I'm swamped in debugging. Dev Lackey #3: Does it really matter? Theres not a chance we'll finish on time, even if we work 24/7 until the 10th. Dev Lackey #1: I guess you're right, might as well bust some skulls on the forum. does a line of ****** off a ceramic penguin on his desk and logs into the forum*
No Homo Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:40:00 - [34] ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers!
Cailais Amarr 0utbreak KrautbreaK	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:40:00 - [35] Somebody think of the penguins! C. Originally by: Capa So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.
Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:48:00 - [36] Originally by: Hatt0ri Hanz0 Edited by: Hatt0ri Hanz0 on 19/02/2009 22:37:03 http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1003100 Winnar. Its my sig now. bloody hell you took it too __________________________________ Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
Malcanis R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:53:00 - [37] Originally by: No Homo ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers! And rightly so.
Sir Molly Caldari ELTIE PVPER'S	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:54:00 - [38] Originally by: No Homo ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers! and they ask for more~ that owns
Ranger 1 Amarr Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.19 23:56:00 - [39] Only the really, really stupid and annoying ones. ===== * Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon bombed him at Pearl Harbor. - Beast Boy
Abrazzar	Posted - 2009.02.20 00:00:00 - [40] Originally by: No Homo ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers! Some companies still have the dignity left not to cater to idiots and asshats. Profit doesn't mean to take everything you can get but to get at least enough to stay in business. -------- Ideas for: Mining
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2009.02.20 00:09:00 - [41] Originally by: Abrazzar Originally by: No Homo ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers! Some companies still have the dignity left not to cater to idiots and asshats. Profit doesn't mean to take everything you can get but to get at least enough to stay in business. Behold the raw unmitigated power of owning a highly profitable ip lock stock and barrel. Yay! Got meh sig back! ♥ Weatherman
5pinDizzy	Posted - 2009.02.20 00:25:00 - [42] I think I've figured it out. CCP are angry because NASA is making a game that's going to kill EVE.
Ragnar Foulberg	Posted - 2009.02.20 00:30:00 - [43] 2001: An EVE Online Space Odyssey. "My God, it's full of asshats!"
Zhora Six	Posted - 2009.02.20 01:17:00 - [44] Originally by: Zeba Favorite one so far. zing Indeed! I felt it sig worthy... ___________________________________ [blue bar] CCP Whisper: Not everything surrounded by blue bars is an official statement which can be quoted as fact until the end of time. [/blue bar]
Neesa Corrinne Stimulus Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.02.20 01:20:00 - [45] You gotta put yourself in their shoes for a second to understand this. They have two warring groups of forum ***s that are each trying to score points for their play style and it has to get old listening to us whine all day. You've got the first group, which I fall squarely into, who think the game balance has tipped completely in favor of the carebear crowd and we get on the forums every time we see them gaining yet more ground and *** about it. Then you've got the people who spend 23/7 in empire or in cloaking ravens who think that nonconsensual PvP should be completely removed from the game. Whenever they see anything in a patch that they believe benefits non consensual PVP, then they get on the forums and whine. Trying to balance the game between us bloodthirsty warmongers like me and happy happy fairy boys like them has got to be one of the most daunting tasks in the world, so I do feel bad for their predicament. ---------------------------------
TimMc Gallente Extradition	Posted - 2009.02.20 02:06:00 - [46] lol its awesome. The devs are biting on the forums with venom.
Ender Flagrante Gallente Firman AB 101010 Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.20 02:13:00 - [47] Originally by: Malcanis The players are uppity today There, I fixed it for you.
VicturusTeSaluto Metafarmers	Posted - 2009.02.20 02:57:00 - [48] The devs need to post less and work more. The current sisi build still needs a TON of work. I don't see how they are gonna have everything ready in time.
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.20 03:41:00 - [49] Originally by: Lucas Tigh I move to make Pep+¬ the Dev Penguin CCP's official mascot. Anyone second this motion? May as well, looks like his previous owner has a cat5 necktie now. CCP office: CCP Dev Manager: Where's everyone gone? Why are the offices empty? CCP Office Cleaner: Check the windows. CCP Dev Manager: ???? CCP Office Cleaner: Looks like everyone has decided to get some fresh air. CCP Dev Manager: [goes to window and look out to the ledge]. Whisper, what are you doing out there? Whisper: You haven't heard the news then? CCP Dev Manager: Yes but I'm counting on all of you to knuckle down and hit the schedule. Whisper: We'll never manage it and think of what will happen to poor Pep+¬. CCP Dev Manager: Nonsense, what will Oveur say if he hears about this. Whisper: Lean out and ask him, he's on the ledge above me. -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again
Piper Halliwell Minmatar Phantom Squad Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.20 03:56:00 - [50] Originally by: No Homo ITT: employees of a profit seeking entity belittle their customers! IMHO most of the people that post need to be *** slapped. 90% of the threads are people being whiny little ***es. Props to them for laying it down finally. Hope they continue to do it. Don't like it? Do us all a favor and GTFO! -------------------- You've got a gun, I've got a gun, Let's write a tragic ending.
Rakshasa Taisab Caldari Sane Industries Inc.	Posted - 2009.02.20 04:57:00 - [51] CCP Devs are from Arctic, Penguins are from Antarctic.
Empyre Domestic Reform	Posted - 2009.02.20 05:13:00 - [52] Devs Gone Wild: Reykjavik Edition Destroy all that which is evil, so that which is good may flourish.
Zex Maxwell Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.20 05:26:00 - [53] Edited by: Zex Maxwell on 20/02/2009 05:27:58 Originally by: Aarin Wrath My favorite so far: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1002389&page=1#14 DEVs laying it down is pretty cool. I wish they did it more often. :) (but considering all the shenanigans that go on in "General Discussion" I can understand why they dont post too often) you would think people will get the hint before he put his words in bold red ink ---
Malcanis R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom	Posted - 2009.02.20 07:27:00 - [54] Originally by: Ender Flagrante Originally by: Malcanis The players are uppity today There, I fixed it for you. No, you broke it. "Dog bites man" is not newsworthy. Uppity players on the forum is not threadworthy.

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