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cpt Mark
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:36:00 -
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Hello,
Are you fed up with killing defenseless people for their hard earned cash?
Yes?
Well why not join the Caldari Miltia and start killing people with honour?
No?
Well why not join the Caldari Miltia and make your life of hunting easier?
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The Caldari Miltia can help you in the following:
- You will have many targets, you can kill without becoming blinky and losing security status!
- You will no longer be attacked by the Caldari or Amarr miltia fleets
- You will have a larger number of allies, and easier access to the pirate Haven of Tama
............
Honestly, Crime does pay, but it would pay better as part of the Caldari Miltia.
Join us, as an individual or a corp. We need YOU
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:37:00 -
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lol recruitment forum is that way, but stay, post a an emo failure cascade post before you leave.
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cpt Mark
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Posted - 2009.02.21 01:43:00 -
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this isn't a recruitment, its a reflection of crime and punishment.
Do you want to be the hunter, or the hunted?
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Le Sabre
Gallente The Dead Canary Mining Corporation Legion of Honor
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:07:00 -
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I hear the Gallente militia are handing out free cookies for every new member.  ------------------------------------------
The Dead Canary Mining Corp is recruiting. Sp not important. Eve-Mail Le Sabre, Farseer Larsa or Ozan samare We need miners and mission runners. |

Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: cpt Mark this isn't a recruitment, its a reflection of crime and punishment.
Do you want to be the hunter, or the hunted?
The crime: How terrible the Caldari Militia is. The punishment: Let Darwinism take its course.
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William DeMeo
Gallente THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: cpt Mark
- You will no longer be attacked by the Caldari or Amarr miltia fleets
n1. The honour part made me think it was Kachak for a second. Yarr |

Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:49:00 -
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I don't see this thread ending well for you Cpt Mark.
Taxman VI: Voided Ledger
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Shadow Vincentius
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Posted - 2009.02.21 02:51:00 -
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Fed up of pirating?
Heeeell NO!  <br/><br/> |

Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: cpt Mark
Well why not join the Caldari Miltia and start killing people with honour?
The highlighted part is probably the STUPIDEST thing I've ever read...You owe me 127 Dollars...one for every brain cell you just killed.
Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
Whisper is now officially my hero. |

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.02.21 06:51:00 -
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Originally by: Le Sabre I hear the Gallente militia are handing out free cookies for every new member. 
finally a reason to go gallente way after my standings got fuxxored
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 07:14:00 -
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So after a life of crime people can do faction warfare for the State? That sounds like a harsh punishment tbh.
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oodin
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.02.21 07:26:00 -
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why not join the gallente militia and continue to kill helpless pilots aka caldari militia 
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oodin
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.02.21 07:29:00 -
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Originally by: cpt Mark
You will have a larger number of allies, and easier access to the pirate Haven of Tama[/*][/list]
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sheeps are not counted as predators when attacking wolfs!!
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.02.21 08:32:00 -
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I hate CCP for not letting the Amarr militia attacking the Caldari. If I'd have any ally it'd be the Gallente. Minmatar(d)s are slaves and Caldari.. who want's to associate with those bums. 
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Smiknight
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Posted - 2009.02.21 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Le Sabre I hear the Gallente militia are handing out free cookies for every new member. 
True, since they keep surrendering at every turn. "Don't shoot! Here, cookies?"
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.02.21 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: cpt Mark
- You will no longer be attacked by the Caldari or Amarr miltia fleets

[i] Ransom List Project: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=999677&page=1 |

Avan Sercedos
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: cpt Mark You will no longer be attacked by the Caldari or Amarr miltia fleets
Confirming that this is a load of crap.
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Shadow Vincentius
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Posted - 2009.02.21 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Avan Sercedos
Originally by: cpt Mark You will no longer be attacked by the Caldari or Amarr miltia fleets
Confirming that this is a load of crap.
Also confirming  <br/><br/> |

Lyris Nairn
Caldari Sexy Pirate Club
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:03:00 -
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OK so this one time I went into Tama and there was like fifty guys on the gate and I was all like hey guys whats up this is in local right so they can all see and no one says anything so I align for warp and it's like oh my god everyone is shooting at me hey guys stop it's me I'm one of the good guys right so they stop and I'm like hey look at my bio I'm a cool guy and were were all laughing and so I got away and then I come to find out they were actually the bad guys I mean dude one of them was gallente and we all know how all gallente are b& so I started linking boxxy videos in local to them and they were laughing out loud only maybe they weren't since it was just typing so I come back in my battlecruiser and I'm like yeah eat smartbombs *****es but I didn't say it in local cos I didn't want them to figure out what was about happen right and now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
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Droog 1
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:21:00 -
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Caldari militia currently has 5,208 pilots enrolled and you need more??? What's up with them all?
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Ms Delerium
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:53:00 -
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Repeat with me. Militia.
MILITIA.
M-I-L-I-T-I-A
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari Sexy Pirate Club
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Posted - 2009.02.21 18:55:00 -
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Edited by: Lyris Nairn on 21/02/2009 18:55:05
Originally by: Ms Delerium Repeat with me. Militia.
MILITIA.
M-I-L-I-T-I-A
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S
With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn Edited by: Lyris Nairn on 21/02/2009 18:55:05
Originally by: Ms Delerium Repeat with me. Militia.
MILITIA.
M-I-L-I-T-I-A
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Cuz this ain't no holla back girl, THIS AINT NO HOLLA BACK!
Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
Whisper is now officially my hero. |

RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:17:00 -
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Edited by: RedSplat on 21/02/2009 19:18:39 Like a Virgin, touched for the very first time ♫
EDIT: I d'int bork teh forumz! This Thread is now about songs we like people to sing on Vent. Caldari Militia have 5000 pilots already, stop recruiting in C&P and yell at them till they leave Highsec.
[i] Ransom List Project: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=999677&page=1 |

Ms Delerium
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:25:00 -
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He was also pretending to recruit over New Citizens Q&A but Mitnal moved the thread 
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:32:00 -
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I alredy told OP wat they need.. female FC wit sweet voice
I do not think you will be recruting much witout one
my 2 cents
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari Sexy Pirate Club
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Kachak I alredy told OP wat they need.. female FC wit sweet voice
I do not think you will be recruting much witout one
my 2 cents
Will gladly fc for you
With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.21 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn
Originally by: Kachak I alredy told OP wat they need.. female FC wit sweet voice
I do not think you will be recruting much witout one
my 2 cents
Will gladly fc for you
R U FEMALE IRL AND HAF SWEET VOIS??
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steave435
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2009.02.21 20:46:00 -
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Originally by: cpt Mark
- You will have many targets, you can kill without becoming blinky and losing security status!
Being blinky=more people will engage=more targets
Quote:
- You will no longer be attacked by the Caldari or Amarr miltia fleets
So, less targets again...and in any case, you're not a threat. The pirates you will engage kicks your ass, and the non-flashy don't need to worry anyway.
Quote:
- You will have a larger number of allies, and easier access to the pirate Haven of Tama
You never come into Tama unless possibly if we're on a campaign somewhere else anyway...
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Kazang
Gallente Arbitrary Freedom
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Posted - 2009.02.21 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: cpt Mark
Well why not join the Caldari Miltia and start killing people with honour?
The highlighted part is probably the STUPIDEST thing I've ever read...You owe me 127 Dollars...one for every brain cell you just killed.
I would hate to see the price after you get podded.
Kazang
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