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Eyeshadow
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Posted - 2004.08.26 10:37:00 -
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does that mean u can do
yellow
green
black
pink
etc etc? damn im bored at work today 
Forums: Sharks - MC |
Eyeshadow
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Posted - 2004.08.26 10:37:00 -
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does that mean u can do
yellow
green
black
pink
etc etc? damn im bored at work today
Forums: Sharks - MC |
Thanit
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Posted - 2004.08.26 10:58:00 -
[63]
 Originally by: Mr M
How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, as long as he can change it with a big gun.
How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, since their tools are now to big to change something as small and delicate as a lightbulb, and they refuse to use smaller tools more suited to the task.
How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb in BKG ?
Unknown, they have been seen heading south to change other lightbulbs.
How many NPC's does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Four small ones to scramble and web it, 4 medium ones to dart around firing annoying little missiles at it, 2 large ones to try and bring down its shields and one commander to try and screw it over.
In the end, they still won't be able to do it so they warp off to a lightbulb that works and leave ****ty loot to annoy the lightbulb.
How many labslots does one need to change a lightbulb ?A damn lot less then you have, but seeing a the average lifetime of a lightbulb these days it's wise to keep a few handy in case you need to change more then one at the same time.
How come a frigate changes lightbulbs better then a battleship that costs 100 times more ?
Because the battleships were nerfed not to be able to change lightbulbs below 100watt where a frigate can change anything between 1 and 100.
How many hours does it need to be able to change a tech2 lightbulb ?
Too damn many since you need uber skills to do it.
What are the skill requirements for changing a lightbulb ?
Mechanic 5 (duh), energy management 5 (duh), energy systems ops 5 (duh again), evasive manouvring 5.
Why evasive manouvring ? Because you need to be able to warp out fast when the lightbulb turns out to be hostile.
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Thanit
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Posted - 2004.08.26 10:58:00 -
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Originally by: Mr M
How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, as long as he can change it with a big gun.
How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, since their tools are now to big to change something as small and delicate as a lightbulb, and they refuse to use smaller tools more suited to the task.
How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb in BKG ?
Unknown, they have been seen heading south to change other lightbulbs.
How many NPC's does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Four small ones to scramble and web it, 4 medium ones to dart around firing annoying little missiles at it, 2 large ones to try and bring down its shields and one commander to try and screw it over.
In the end, they still won't be able to do it so they warp off to a lightbulb that works and leave ****ty loot to annoy the lightbulb.
How many labslots does one need to change a lightbulb ?A damn lot less then you have, but seeing a the average lifetime of a lightbulb these days it's wise to keep a few handy in case you need to change more then one at the same time.
How come a frigate changes lightbulbs better then a battleship that costs 100 times more ?
Because the battleships were nerfed not to be able to change lightbulbs below 100watt where a frigate can change anything between 1 and 100.
How many hours does it need to be able to change a tech2 lightbulb ?
Too damn many since you need uber skills to do it.
What are the skill requirements for changing a lightbulb ?
Mechanic 5 (duh), energy management 5 (duh), energy systems ops 5 (duh again), evasive manouvring 5.
Why evasive manouvring ? Because you need to be able to warp out fast when the lightbulb turns out to be hostile.
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Andrue
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Posted - 2004.08.26 12:40:00 -
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How many Amarrians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They get a slave to do it.
How many of TPS does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They don't use inferior equipment.
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(Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality. |
Andrue
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Posted - 2004.08.26 12:40:00 -
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How many Amarrians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They get a slave to do it.
How many of TPS does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They don't use inferior equipment.
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(Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality. |
Latex Mistress
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Posted - 2004.08.26 12:41:00 -
[67]
Edited by: Latex Mistress on 26/08/2004 12:43:39
How many people does it take to change a TII lightbulb?
Doesn't matter, because you can't afford it anyway.
How many Amarr does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the slaver hounds see to it that the lightbulb gets changed promptly...
How many forum trolls does it take to change a lightbulg?
None, they're all too busy hiding in stations and safespots to be bothered.
How many n00bs does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's the best setup to change my lightbulb??? Plz help!
Mr M is so cool for making this thread... 
[EDIT:] Damn it Adrue - you beat me to the punch on the Amarr one!!! 
If ECM is an act of aggression, why am I not on kill mails?
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Latex Mistress
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Posted - 2004.08.26 12:41:00 -
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Edited by: Latex Mistress on 26/08/2004 12:43:39
How many people does it take to change a TII lightbulb?
Doesn't matter, because you can't afford it anyway.
How many Amarr does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the slaver hounds see to it that the lightbulb gets changed promptly...
How many forum trolls does it take to change a lightbulg?
None, they're all too busy hiding in stations and safespots to be bothered.
How many n00bs does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's the best setup to change my lightbulb??? Plz help!
Mr M is so cool for making this thread...
[EDIT:] Damn it Adrue - you beat me to the punch on the Amarr one!!!
If ECM is an act of aggression, why am I not on kill mails?
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calx
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Posted - 2004.08.26 13:15:00 -
[69]
Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None, Californians screw in hot-tubs, not lightbulbs.
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calx
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Posted - 2004.08.26 13:15:00 -
[70]
Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None, Californians screw in hot-tubs, not lightbulbs.
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Jay Gatsby
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Posted - 2004.08.26 13:22:00 -
[71]
How many Megacorp members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 30
8 to mine the minerals, 2 to haul the minerals and 5 to fly mining escort.
2 to research lightbulb blueprints, 3 to manufacture lightbulbs and 5 to distribute lightbulbs.
3 to authorise hangar access to lightbulbs, 1 to perform the lightbulb maintenance...
and 1 (the CEO) to enjoy the benefits of the new lightbulb.
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Jay Gatsby
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Posted - 2004.08.26 13:22:00 -
[72]
How many Megacorp members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 30
8 to mine the minerals, 2 to haul the minerals and 5 to fly mining escort.
2 to research lightbulb blueprints, 3 to manufacture lightbulbs and 5 to distribute lightbulbs.
3 to authorise hangar access to lightbulbs, 1 to perform the lightbulb maintenance...
and 1 (the CEO) to enjoy the benefits of the new lightbulb.
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Ravelin Eb
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Posted - 2004.08.26 13:40:00 -
[73]
How many PIE does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. If the lightbulb is broken then God and the Emperor must have decreed that it be broken and it should therefore stay that way!
and just to be fair....
How many Minmatar rebels does it take to change a lightbulb?
You seen the state of our ships? You sure you want us to change the lightbulb???
Ravelin Eb
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Ravelin Eb
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Posted - 2004.08.26 13:40:00 -
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How many PIE does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. If the lightbulb is broken then God and the Emperor must have decreed that it be broken and it should therefore stay that way!
and just to be fair....
How many Minmatar rebels does it take to change a lightbulb?
You seen the state of our ships? You sure you want us to change the lightbulb???
Ravelin Eb
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Liem
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Posted - 2004.08.26 16:51:00 -
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How many GMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one normal GM to tell you that the logs don't show the bulb as not working, and escalate it to a senior GM.
One senior GM to tell you exacly the same thing, and closing the petition.
(Not that I've ever had that problem)
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Zitek Corporation |
Liem
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Posted - 2004.08.26 16:51:00 -
[76]
How many GMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one normal GM to tell you that the logs don't show the bulb as not working, and escalate it to a senior GM.
One senior GM to tell you exacly the same thing, and closing the petition.
(Not that I've ever had that problem)
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Zitek Corporation |
ActiveX
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Posted - 2004.08.26 17:14:00 -
[77]
How many Projectiles does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, everyone uses Lasers or Hybrids to change lightbulbs.
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Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000 
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ActiveX
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Posted - 2004.08.26 17:14:00 -
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How many Projectiles does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, everyone uses Lasers or Hybrids to change lightbulbs.
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Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.08.26 17:26:00 -
[79]
How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb?
487 but after they change it they tell everyone they were outnumbered and only lost 56 ships doing it while the lightbulb lost 84.
How many Joshua Calvert's does it take to change a lightbulb?
There's only one Joshua Calvert and he does it from a safespot.
How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.08.26 17:26:00 -
[80]
How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb?
487 but after they change it they tell everyone they were outnumbered and only lost 56 ships doing it while the lightbulb lost 84.
How many Joshua Calvert's does it take to change a lightbulb?
There's only one Joshua Calvert and he does it from a safespot.
How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2004.08.26 19:06:00 -
[81]
How many m0o does it take to change a lightbulb?
-One, but everyone will want to stroke its corpse anyways.
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Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
"Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2004.08.26 19:06:00 -
[82]
How many m0o does it take to change a lightbulb?
-One, but everyone will want to stroke its corpse anyways.
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Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
"Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |
Fuse
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Posted - 2004.08.26 20:11:00 -
[83]
How many research agents does it take to invent a Tech 2 lightbulb? No one knows because every time one is invented they all have to start the research all over again including the agent that invented it limiting the release to four.
0.o It's not you... no wait it is you. |
Fuse
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Posted - 2004.08.26 20:11:00 -
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How many research agents does it take to invent a Tech 2 lightbulb? No one knows because every time one is invented they all have to start the research all over again including the agent that invented it limiting the release to four.
0.o It's not you... no wait it is you. |
Aelius
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Posted - 2004.08.26 21:54:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39
How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
1000 and an Amarrian.
The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around.
Selling Raven BPC ME20 3M at Yulai 1st Station |
Aelius
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Posted - 2004.08.26 21:54:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39
How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
1000 and an Amarrian.
The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around.
Selling Raven BPC ME20 3M at Yulai 1st Station |
Feaux Tomai
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Posted - 2004.08.26 22:17:00 -
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How many carebears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They can't, because the lightbulb is on local and most likely camping their station.
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Feaux Tomai
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Posted - 2004.08.26 22:17:00 -
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How many carebears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They can't, because the lightbulb is on local and most likely camping their station.
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Gallente Citizen 4983
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Posted - 2004.08.26 23:42:00 -
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How many NCA does it take to change the lightbulb?
One JF rep to declare that the lightbulb was broken due to inferior PA politics and allying with pirates, who plot against FREE NCA lightbulbs, which are the best energy saving bulbs around. Adiddiotanaly a propaganda article about how bad PA was punished for breaking the NCA bulb which was stroked with a hammer by RKK in the mean time, furthermore there shall be a statement about how many NCA members are standing ready to change the lightbulb, and how quick they can do it..
.. but at the moment there arent any around their home systems, due to more 'important matters'
How many PA does it take to change the lightbulb?
Around 1.5:1, with 10 scouts assuring that the broken lightbulb is not a trap and wont turn on when the repair crew arrive, and there arent any hostile halogens in the neigbouring rooms.
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Gallente Citizen 4983
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Posted - 2004.08.26 23:42:00 -
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How many NCA does it take to change the lightbulb?
One JF rep to declare that the lightbulb was broken due to inferior PA politics and allying with pirates, who plot against FREE NCA lightbulbs, which are the best energy saving bulbs around. Adiddiotanaly a propaganda article about how bad PA was punished for breaking the NCA bulb which was stroked with a hammer by RKK in the mean time, furthermore there shall be a statement about how many NCA members are standing ready to change the lightbulb, and how quick they can do it..
.. but at the moment there arent any around their home systems, due to more 'important matters'
How many PA does it take to change the lightbulb?
Around 1.5:1, with 10 scouts assuring that the broken lightbulb is not a trap and wont turn on when the repair crew arrive, and there arent any hostile halogens in the neigbouring rooms.
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