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Mr M	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:12:00 - [1] How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as he can change it with a big gun. How many caldari does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he will charge you for it. How many gallente does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they're still discussing it. How many amarrians does it take to change a lightbulb? About ten, that's the only way they can prevent the brutor guy from smashing their heads in. How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, but it will happen SoonÖ How many CONCORD does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb is in a system with a higher secutiry level than 0.4. How many anoying newbies does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, because they didn't do the tutorial. http://orecalc.evegeek.com \| http://www.evegeek.com
Mr M	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:12:00 - [2] How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as he can change it with a big gun. How many caldari does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he will charge you for it. How many gallente does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they're still discussing it. How many amarrians does it take to change a lightbulb? About ten, that's the only way they can prevent the brutor guy from smashing their heads in. How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, but it will happen SoonÖ How many CONCORD does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb is in a system with a higher secutiry level than 0.4. How many anoying newbies does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, because they didn't do the tutorial. http://orecalc.evegeek.com \| http://www.evegeek.com
Cruz	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:19:00 - [3] Can I change your lightbulb? .................
Cruz	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:19:00 - [4] Can I change your lightbulb? .................
Zandra Sunhillow	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:22:00 - [5] Edited by: Zandra Sunhillow on 24/08/2004 22:25:06 LOL! How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? Less than three, or they'll just gank it. How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 2:1. How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. ----------------------------
Zandra Sunhillow	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:22:00 - [6] Edited by: Zandra Sunhillow on 24/08/2004 22:25:06 LOL! How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? Less than three, or they'll just gank it. How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 2:1. How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. ----------------------------
Nyphur	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:30:00 - [7] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. Hehehhee. I like this one. I like it a lot ;)
Nyphur	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:30:00 - [8] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. Hehehhee. I like this one. I like it a lot ;)
Yakoza	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:59:00 - [9] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? Less than three, or they'll just gank it. --------------------------------------------- The opinions posted here are mine, and do not necessarily reflect the goals or opinions of my corperation or affiliates. "*BS > Cruiser \| Cruiser > Frigate \| Frigate(s) > BS" -Vlad Hazzard "'You wreck Asteroid (Scordite) for 215 m3 of ore'" -Pandora Panda "It seems that some people think that by aquiring a battleship they are entitled to some kind of invulnerability-switch* -Marc Wiatt
Yakoza	Posted - 2004.08.24 22:59:00 - [10] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? Less than three, or they'll just gank it. --------------------------------------------- The opinions posted here are mine, and do not necessarily reflect the goals or opinions of my corperation or affiliates. "*BS > Cruiser \| Cruiser > Frigate \| Frigate(s) > BS" -Vlad Hazzard "'You wreck Asteroid (Scordite) for 215 m3 of ore'" -Pandora Panda "It seems that some people think that by aquiring a battleship they are entitled to some kind of invulnerability-switch* -Marc Wiatt
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.24 23:05:00 - [11] How many Jove does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and 10000 Minmatar, Caldari, Gallante, and Amarr to put him back together again. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.24 23:05:00 - [12] How many Jove does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and 10000 Minmatar, Caldari, Gallante, and Amarr to put him back together again. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
Al Thorr	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:03:00 - [13] How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? Soon (TM) so make do with the candle . Regards Al Thorr I Am in shape, ROUND is a shape
Al Thorr	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:03:00 - [14] How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? Soon (TM) so make do with the candle . Regards Al Thorr I Am in shape, ROUND is a shape
Origim	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:06:00 - [15] Edited by: Origim on 25/08/2004 00:07:09 edit -------------- Posting Efficiency / Rank 1 / SP: 68542 of 256000 \|
Origim	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:06:00 - [16] Edited by: Origim on 25/08/2004 00:07:09 edit -------------- Posting Efficiency / Rank 1 / SP: 68542 of 256000 \|
Kirushi	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:16:00 - [17] How many forum warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just flame the ones trying...
Kirushi	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:16:00 - [18] How many forum warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just flame the ones trying...
0seeker0	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:27:00 - [19] How many patches does it take to change a light bulb..... Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware. Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
0seeker0	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:27:00 - [20] How many patches does it take to change a light bulb..... Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware. Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
hellwarrior	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:47:00 - [21] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 2:1. ....AHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH...nice ;]
hellwarrior	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:47:00 - [22] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 2:1. ....AHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH...nice ;]
Flammius	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:52:00 - [23] Quote: How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's not broken, it's a feature. ;) _________________________ Scientist, manufacturer, trader Selling Co-processor II, Tachyon Beam Laser II, Modulated Strip Miner II Buying Tech 2 BPOs (check my bio ingame)
Flammius	Posted - 2004.08.25 00:52:00 - [24] Quote: How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's not broken, it's a feature. ;) _________________________ Scientist, manufacturer, trader Selling Co-processor II, Tachyon Beam Laser II, Modulated Strip Miner II Buying Tech 2 BPOs (check my bio ingame)
Wrangler	Posted - 2004.08.25 01:23:00 - [25] Originally by: ActiveX How many Jove does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and 10000 Minmatar, Caldari, Gallante, and Amarr to put him back together again. LMAO!! Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 2:1. It's actually very smart to be at least 2:1, I would prefer to be 3:1 or even 4:1 though. But I like to win.. [Read the Rules!] - [Email the Moderators]
Wrangler	Posted - 2004.08.25 01:23:00 - [26] Originally by: ActiveX How many Jove does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and 10000 Minmatar, Caldari, Gallante, and Amarr to put him back together again. LMAO!! Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 2:1. It's actually very smart to be at least 2:1, I would prefer to be 3:1 or even 4:1 though. But I like to win.. [Read the Rules!] - [Email the Moderators]
Katchin	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:19:00 - [27] How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb One, with another 14 waiting to Log on at just the right moment. How many CFS does it take to change a lightbulb CFS is a peaceful entity and will not conduct offensive operations against a neutral party such as aforementioned lightbulb. How many ATUK does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change it, 30 more to anchor small secure containers all around it heralding their victory over the bulb. How many Empire Space miners does it take to change a lightbulb None, they can do it while afk using macros How many Jericho Fraction does it take to change a lightbulb Ask Jade, He certainly has a (lengthy) opinion on the matter. How many StA does it take to change a lightbulb That depends how many corpses are needed to make a pile high enough to reach it...
Katchin	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:19:00 - [28] How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb One, with another 14 waiting to Log on at just the right moment. How many CFS does it take to change a lightbulb CFS is a peaceful entity and will not conduct offensive operations against a neutral party such as aforementioned lightbulb. How many ATUK does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change it, 30 more to anchor small secure containers all around it heralding their victory over the bulb. How many Empire Space miners does it take to change a lightbulb None, they can do it while afk using macros How many Jericho Fraction does it take to change a lightbulb Ask Jade, He certainly has a (lengthy) opinion on the matter. How many StA does it take to change a lightbulb That depends how many corpses are needed to make a pile high enough to reach it...
iqplayer	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:25:00 - [29] Quote: How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? Soon (TM) so make do with the candle . No no no..... How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? Lightbulbs have been imbalanced for quite a while, and were in need of adjustment...
iqplayer	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:25:00 - [30] Quote: How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? Soon (TM) so make do with the candle . No no no..... How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? Lightbulbs have been imbalanced for quite a while, and were in need of adjustment...
reloaded mk2	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:40:00 - [31] starts crying with larfter thanks guys this thread has made my day
reloaded mk2	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:40:00 - [32] starts crying with larfter thanks guys this thread has made my day
Cruz	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:41:00 - [33] Edited by: Cruz on 25/08/2004 02:42:54 Originally by: Katchin How many ATUK does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change it, 30 more to anchor small secure containers all around it heralding their victory over the bulb. LOL!!!!!! How Many Nerfs does it take to change a lightbulb? A lot, or else TomB would lose his job. .................
Cruz	Posted - 2004.08.25 02:41:00 - [34] Edited by: Cruz on 25/08/2004 02:42:54 Originally by: Katchin How many ATUK does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change it, 30 more to anchor small secure containers all around it heralding their victory over the bulb. LOL!!!!!! How Many Nerfs does it take to change a lightbulb? A lot, or else TomB would lose his job. .................
Dao 2	Posted - 2004.08.25 04:39:00 - [35] caldari change light bulbs?! wow.... and all this time i thought they just used there ships.... u no to save money and all..... they still prob use for holiday decerations though...
Dao 2	Posted - 2004.08.25 04:39:00 - [36] caldari change light bulbs?! wow.... and all this time i thought they just used there ships.... u no to save money and all..... they still prob use for holiday decerations though...
C0RPSE	Posted - 2004.08.25 05:44:00 - [37] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow Edited by: Zandra Sunhillow on 24/08/2004 22:25:06 How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. ROFLMAO! -C0RPSE
C0RPSE	Posted - 2004.08.25 05:44:00 - [38] Originally by: Zandra Sunhillow Edited by: Zandra Sunhillow on 24/08/2004 22:25:06 How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb. ROFLMAO! -C0RPSE
Synex	Posted - 2004.08.25 06:25:00 - [39] How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. Its obvious that the lightbulb has been burned out by people using it too much, therefore it needs to be nerfed. The new lightbulb will give out 50% of the old light, for the same amount of CAP. If you want the lightbulb to be the same as the old one, you'll have to wait for the Tech 2 lightbulb, which requires Level 5 Lighting skill. This has already been coded, and is ingame and coming SOON(tm) (IE someone will get it through a research agent in 6 months). Of course! There is the new Shivabulb coming soon. Which will allow you to deploy it in any light socket. However, all existing light sockets have been nerfed, so as to not be able to fit the new Shivabulbs. The new Shivasocket will be released shortly after the new Shivabulb, but will likely be badly bugged. They tried fitting a lightbulb the other day - look what it did to the cluster! 6 Months later in a CSM... Quote: Player3423: So... when are we going to see the lightbulb changed? TomB: Uh... mutters soon, HEY Have I told you about the new ships we're thinking of releasing!?!?! Player3423: New Ships! Wow... pwned...
Synex	Posted - 2004.08.25 06:25:00 - [40] How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. Its obvious that the lightbulb has been burned out by people using it too much, therefore it needs to be nerfed. The new lightbulb will give out 50% of the old light, for the same amount of CAP. If you want the lightbulb to be the same as the old one, you'll have to wait for the Tech 2 lightbulb, which requires Level 5 Lighting skill. This has already been coded, and is ingame and coming SOON(tm) (IE someone will get it through a research agent in 6 months). Of course! There is the new Shivabulb coming soon. Which will allow you to deploy it in any light socket. However, all existing light sockets have been nerfed, so as to not be able to fit the new Shivabulbs. The new Shivasocket will be released shortly after the new Shivabulb, but will likely be badly bugged. They tried fitting a lightbulb the other day - look what it did to the cluster! 6 Months later in a CSM... Quote: Player3423: So... when are we going to see the lightbulb changed? TomB: Uh... mutters soon, HEY Have I told you about the new ships we're thinking of releasing!?!?! Player3423: New Ships! Wow... pwned...
Sleazy Cabbie	Posted - 2004.08.25 07:17:00 - [41] How many females does it take to change a lightbulb? 3, so they can all go to the bathroom as a group after one of them changes the lightbulb. How many MMORPG players does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change it, and 50,000 others to write 5 page rants denouncing the lightbulb nerf. How many CA members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to pay a lightbulb tax to buy the alliance head's little brother a Battleship. How many XIF members does it take to change a lightbulb? XIF is currently seeking qualified mercenaries with a proven track record of changing lightbulbs. How many CCP does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the lightbulb, and a team of 3 to bring the cluster back up.
Sleazy Cabbie	Posted - 2004.08.25 07:17:00 - [42] How many females does it take to change a lightbulb? 3, so they can all go to the bathroom as a group after one of them changes the lightbulb. How many MMORPG players does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change it, and 50,000 others to write 5 page rants denouncing the lightbulb nerf. How many CA members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to pay a lightbulb tax to buy the alliance head's little brother a Battleship. How many XIF members does it take to change a lightbulb? XIF is currently seeking qualified mercenaries with a proven track record of changing lightbulbs. How many CCP does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the lightbulb, and a team of 3 to bring the cluster back up.
0seeker0	Posted - 2004.08.25 11:03:00 - [43] LOL @ Synex San. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware. Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
0seeker0	Posted - 2004.08.25 11:03:00 - [44] LOL @ Synex San. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware. Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
Commander Jones	Posted - 2004.08.25 11:08:00 - [45] Originally by: Katchin How many CFS does it take to change a lightbulb CFS is a peaceful entity and will not conduct offensive operations against a neutral party such as aforementioned lightbulb. I'm in CFS, but.....LOL!!! "You end up paying good money for the sort of treatment you ancestors spent their short, brutal lives trying to avoid. That's progress"
Commander Jones	Posted - 2004.08.25 11:08:00 - [46] Originally by: Katchin How many CFS does it take to change a lightbulb CFS is a peaceful entity and will not conduct offensive operations against a neutral party such as aforementioned lightbulb. I'm in CFS, but.....LOL!!! "You end up paying good money for the sort of treatment you ancestors spent their short, brutal lives trying to avoid. That's progress"
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.25 23:23:00 - [47] How many Gallante does it take to change a lightbulb? One to discover the old bulb, a full team to examine the ramifications to changing the bulb, a Senate to discuss a tax for changing bulbs in the future, and CONCORD who actually gets to change the bulb. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.25 23:23:00 - [48] How many Gallante does it take to change a lightbulb? One to discover the old bulb, a full team to examine the ramifications to changing the bulb, a Senate to discuss a tax for changing bulbs in the future, and CONCORD who actually gets to change the bulb. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
MadGaz	Posted - 2004.08.25 23:48:00 - [49] Originally by: Katchin How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb One, with another 14 waiting to Log on at just the right moment. Loved it, so true ------------------------------------------
MadGaz	Posted - 2004.08.25 23:48:00 - [50] Originally by: Katchin How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb One, with another 14 waiting to Log on at just the right moment. Loved it, so true ------------------------------------------
Valar CCP	Posted - 2004.08.26 09:48:00 - [51] How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] ------ Valar Quality assurance department CCP games
Valar CCP	Posted - 2004.08.26 09:48:00 - [52] How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] ------ Valar Quality assurance department CCP games
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.08.26 09:49:00 - [53] LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.08.26 09:49:00 - [54] LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:04:00 - [55] Valar... ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:04:00 - [56] Valar... ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
Scorpyn	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:11:00 - [57] Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/08/2004 10:16:48 How many bug hunters does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't actually change it themselves, but they are examining it and a full report on exactly in what way the lightbulb is broken will be delivered to the authorities, so that they will know what the problem is and have somewhere to start looking when trying to figure out how to replace the lightbulb. When the authorities announce that the lightbulb has been replaced, the bughunters verifies that it actually has been changed and that there are no problems with the new light bulb. If any problem with the lightbulb is remaining, or a new problem is found, a new report will have to be made. Since every broken lightbulb is different and broken in different ways, this procedure will have to be repeated for every single lightbulb that needs replacing.
Scorpyn	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:11:00 - [58] Edited by: Scorpyn on 26/08/2004 10:16:48 How many bug hunters does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't actually change it themselves, but they are examining it and a full report on exactly in what way the lightbulb is broken will be delivered to the authorities, so that they will know what the problem is and have somewhere to start looking when trying to figure out how to replace the lightbulb. When the authorities announce that the lightbulb has been replaced, the bughunters verifies that it actually has been changed and that there are no problems with the new light bulb. If any problem with the lightbulb is remaining, or a new problem is found, a new report will have to be made. Since every broken lightbulb is different and broken in different ways, this procedure will have to be repeated for every single lightbulb that needs replacing.
Eyeshadow	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:35:00 - [59] Originally by: Valar CCP How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] lmao damn thats good. time for some spammage can any one do orange thing or is it only forum mods? Forums: Sharks - MC
Eyeshadow	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:35:00 - [60] Originally by: Valar CCP How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] lmao damn thats good. time for some spammage can any one do orange thing or is it only forum mods? Forums: Sharks - MC
Eyeshadow	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:37:00 - [61] does that mean u can do yellow green black pink etc etc? damn im bored at work today Forums: Sharks - MC
Eyeshadow	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:37:00 - [62] does that mean u can do yellow green black pink etc etc? damn im bored at work today Forums: Sharks - MC
Thanit	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:58:00 - [63] Originally by: Mr M How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as he can change it with a big gun. How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, since their tools are now to big to change something as small and delicate as a lightbulb, and they refuse to use smaller tools more suited to the task. How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb in BKG ? Unknown, they have been seen heading south to change other lightbulbs. How many NPC's does it take to change a lightbulb ? Four small ones to scramble and web it, 4 medium ones to dart around firing annoying little missiles at it, 2 large ones to try and bring down its shields and one commander to try and screw it over. In the end, they still won't be able to do it so they warp off to a lightbulb that works and leave **ty loot to annoy the lightbulb. How many labslots does one need to change a lightbulb ?A damn lot less then you have, but seeing a the average lifetime of a lightbulb these days it's wise to keep a few handy in case you need to change more then one at the same time. How come a frigate changes lightbulbs better then a battleship that costs 100 times more ? Because the battleships were nerfed not to be able to change lightbulbs below 100watt where a frigate can change anything between 1 and 100. How many hours does it need to be able to change a tech2 lightbulb ?** Too damn many since you need uber skills to do it. What are the skill requirements for changing a lightbulb ? Mechanic 5 (duh), energy management 5 (duh), energy systems ops 5 (duh again), evasive manouvring 5. Why evasive manouvring ? Because you need to be able to warp out fast when the lightbulb turns out to be hostile.
Thanit	Posted - 2004.08.26 10:58:00 - [64] Originally by: Mr M How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as he can change it with a big gun. How many brutors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, since their tools are now to big to change something as small and delicate as a lightbulb, and they refuse to use smaller tools more suited to the task. How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb in BKG ? Unknown, they have been seen heading south to change other lightbulbs. How many NPC's does it take to change a lightbulb ? Four small ones to scramble and web it, 4 medium ones to dart around firing annoying little missiles at it, 2 large ones to try and bring down its shields and one commander to try and screw it over. In the end, they still won't be able to do it so they warp off to a lightbulb that works and leave **ty loot to annoy the lightbulb. How many labslots does one need to change a lightbulb ?A damn lot less then you have, but seeing a the average lifetime of a lightbulb these days it's wise to keep a few handy in case you need to change more then one at the same time. How come a frigate changes lightbulbs better then a battleship that costs 100 times more ? Because the battleships were nerfed not to be able to change lightbulbs below 100watt where a frigate can change anything between 1 and 100. How many hours does it need to be able to change a tech2 lightbulb ?** Too damn many since you need uber skills to do it. What are the skill requirements for changing a lightbulb ? Mechanic 5 (duh), energy management 5 (duh), energy systems ops 5 (duh again), evasive manouvring 5. Why evasive manouvring ? Because you need to be able to warp out fast when the lightbulb turns out to be hostile.
Andrue	Posted - 2004.08.26 12:40:00 - [65] How many Amarrians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They get a slave to do it. How many of TPS does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They don't use inferior equipment. -- (Battle hardened miner) [Brackley, UK] WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality.
Andrue	Posted - 2004.08.26 12:40:00 - [66] How many Amarrians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They get a slave to do it. How many of TPS does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They don't use inferior equipment. -- (Battle hardened miner) [Brackley, UK] WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality.
Latex Mistress	Posted - 2004.08.26 12:41:00 - [67] Edited by: Latex Mistress on 26/08/2004 12:43:39 How many people does it take to change a TII lightbulb? Doesn't matter, because you can't afford it anyway. How many Amarr does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the slaver hounds see to it that the lightbulb gets changed promptly... How many forum trolls does it take to change a lightbulg? None, they're all too busy hiding in stations and safespots to be bothered. How many n00bs does it take to change a lightbulb? What's the best setup to change my lightbulb??? Plz help! Mr M is so cool for making this thread... [EDIT:] Damn it Adrue - you beat me to the punch on the Amarr one!!! If ECM is an act of aggression, why am I not on kill mails?
Latex Mistress	Posted - 2004.08.26 12:41:00 - [68] Edited by: Latex Mistress on 26/08/2004 12:43:39 How many people does it take to change a TII lightbulb? Doesn't matter, because you can't afford it anyway. How many Amarr does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the slaver hounds see to it that the lightbulb gets changed promptly... How many forum trolls does it take to change a lightbulg? None, they're all too busy hiding in stations and safespots to be bothered. How many n00bs does it take to change a lightbulb? What's the best setup to change my lightbulb??? Plz help! Mr M is so cool for making this thread... [EDIT:] Damn it Adrue - you beat me to the punch on the Amarr one!!! If ECM is an act of aggression, why am I not on kill mails?
calx	Posted - 2004.08.26 13:15:00 - [69] Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. None, Californians screw in hot-tubs, not lightbulbs.
calx	Posted - 2004.08.26 13:15:00 - [70] Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. None, Californians screw in hot-tubs, not lightbulbs.
Jay Gatsby	Posted - 2004.08.26 13:22:00 - [71] How many Megacorp members does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 30 8 to mine the minerals, 2 to haul the minerals and 5 to fly mining escort. 2 to research lightbulb blueprints, 3 to manufacture lightbulbs and 5 to distribute lightbulbs. 3 to authorise hangar access to lightbulbs, 1 to perform the lightbulb maintenance... and 1 (the CEO) to enjoy the benefits of the new lightbulb.
Jay Gatsby	Posted - 2004.08.26 13:22:00 - [72] How many Megacorp members does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 30 8 to mine the minerals, 2 to haul the minerals and 5 to fly mining escort. 2 to research lightbulb blueprints, 3 to manufacture lightbulbs and 5 to distribute lightbulbs. 3 to authorise hangar access to lightbulbs, 1 to perform the lightbulb maintenance... and 1 (the CEO) to enjoy the benefits of the new lightbulb.
Ravelin Eb	Posted - 2004.08.26 13:40:00 - [73] How many PIE does it take to change a lightbulb? None. If the lightbulb is broken then God and the Emperor must have decreed that it be broken and it should therefore stay that way! and just to be fair.... How many Minmatar rebels does it take to change a lightbulb? You seen the state of our ships? You sure you want us to change the lightbulb??? Ravelin Eb
Ravelin Eb	Posted - 2004.08.26 13:40:00 - [74] How many PIE does it take to change a lightbulb? None. If the lightbulb is broken then God and the Emperor must have decreed that it be broken and it should therefore stay that way! and just to be fair.... How many Minmatar rebels does it take to change a lightbulb? You seen the state of our ships? You sure you want us to change the lightbulb??? Ravelin Eb
Liem	Posted - 2004.08.26 16:51:00 - [75] How many GMs does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one normal GM to tell you that the logs don't show the bulb as not working, and escalate it to a senior GM. One senior GM to tell you exacly the same thing, and closing the petition. (Not that I've ever had that problem) --- Zitek Corporation
Liem	Posted - 2004.08.26 16:51:00 - [76] How many GMs does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one normal GM to tell you that the logs don't show the bulb as not working, and escalate it to a senior GM. One senior GM to tell you exacly the same thing, and closing the petition. (Not that I've ever had that problem) --- Zitek Corporation
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.26 17:14:00 - [77] How many Projectiles does it take to change a lightbulb? None, everyone uses Lasers or Hybrids to change lightbulbs. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.26 17:14:00 - [78] How many Projectiles does it take to change a lightbulb? None, everyone uses Lasers or Hybrids to change lightbulbs. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.08.26 17:26:00 - [79] How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb? 487 but after they change it they tell everyone they were outnumbered and only lost 56 ships doing it while the lightbulb lost 84. How many Joshua Calvert's does it take to change a lightbulb? There's only one Joshua Calvert and he does it from a safespot. How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb? None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer. LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.08.26 17:26:00 - [80] How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb? 487 but after they change it they tell everyone they were outnumbered and only lost 56 ships doing it while the lightbulb lost 84. How many Joshua Calvert's does it take to change a lightbulb? There's only one Joshua Calvert and he does it from a safespot. How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb? None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer. LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
DigitalCommunist	Posted - 2004.08.26 19:06:00 - [81] How many m0o does it take to change a lightbulb? -One, but everyone will want to stroke its corpse anyways. _____________________________________ Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning. "Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf
DigitalCommunist	Posted - 2004.08.26 19:06:00 - [82] How many m0o does it take to change a lightbulb? -One, but everyone will want to stroke its corpse anyways. _____________________________________ Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning. "Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf
Fuse	Posted - 2004.08.26 20:11:00 - [83] How many research agents does it take to invent a Tech 2 lightbulb? No one knows because every time one is invented they all have to start the research all over again including the agent that invented it limiting the release to four. 0.o It's not you... no wait it is you.
Fuse	Posted - 2004.08.26 20:11:00 - [84] How many research agents does it take to invent a Tech 2 lightbulb? No one knows because every time one is invented they all have to start the research all over again including the agent that invented it limiting the release to four. 0.o It's not you... no wait it is you.
Aelius	Posted - 2004.08.26 21:54:00 - [85] Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39 How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 and an Amarrian. The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around. Selling Raven BPC ME20 3M at Yulai 1st Station
Aelius	Posted - 2004.08.26 21:54:00 - [86] Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39 How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 and an Amarrian. The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around. Selling Raven BPC ME20 3M at Yulai 1st Station
Feaux Tomai	Posted - 2004.08.26 22:17:00 - [87] How many carebears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They can't, because the lightbulb is on local and most likely camping their station.
Feaux Tomai	Posted - 2004.08.26 22:17:00 - [88] How many carebears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They can't, because the lightbulb is on local and most likely camping their station.
Gallente Citizen 4983	Posted - 2004.08.26 23:42:00 - [89] How many NCA does it take to change the lightbulb? One JF rep to declare that the lightbulb was broken due to inferior PA politics and allying with pirates, who plot against FREE NCA lightbulbs, which are the best energy saving bulbs around. Adiddiotanaly a propaganda article about how bad PA was punished for breaking the NCA bulb which was stroked with a hammer by RKK in the mean time, furthermore there shall be a statement about how many NCA members are standing ready to change the lightbulb, and how quick they can do it.. .. but at the moment there arent any around their home systems, due to more 'important matters' How many PA does it take to change the lightbulb? Around 1.5:1, with 10 scouts assuring that the broken lightbulb is not a trap and wont turn on when the repair crew arrive, and there arent any hostile halogens in the neigbouring rooms.
Gallente Citizen 4983	Posted - 2004.08.26 23:42:00 - [90] How many NCA does it take to change the lightbulb? One JF rep to declare that the lightbulb was broken due to inferior PA politics and allying with pirates, who plot against FREE NCA lightbulbs, which are the best energy saving bulbs around. Adiddiotanaly a propaganda article about how bad PA was punished for breaking the NCA bulb which was stroked with a hammer by RKK in the mean time, furthermore there shall be a statement about how many NCA members are standing ready to change the lightbulb, and how quick they can do it.. .. but at the moment there arent any around their home systems, due to more 'important matters' How many PA does it take to change the lightbulb? Around 1.5:1, with 10 scouts assuring that the broken lightbulb is not a trap and wont turn on when the repair crew arrive, and there arent any hostile halogens in the neigbouring rooms.
Davey Stomper	Posted - 2004.08.26 23:45:00 - [91] How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? It takes Foyle to give the orders, Xirtam to be the enemy's first target and a few dual mwd RavensÖ to actually try and do it. How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb? 10 will have to do, because everyone else that was online was a f**ng SA-applicant who didn't wanna stop making money in 0.0 space for something as insignificant as defending their homeland. How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb? PA? Didn't they give up their main lightbulb changing regions so they could "deal with more important matters"? How many JQA does it take to change a lightbulb? JQA? Who the hell are they?? How many FA/CFS does it take to change a lightbulb? The few who didn't get killed in CA's recent "let's go and kill us some mining noobs" campaign to CFS/FA space could do it easily, just as long as they have the SA fleet with them while they do it. How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? Three: One to scramble and jam it, one to kill the ship and one to kill the pod. How many ATUK does it take to change 3 lightbulbs? One is all it takes, because those guys are f**n crazy, and they're good at it too.
Davey Stomper	Posted - 2004.08.26 23:45:00 - [92] How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? It takes Foyle to give the orders, Xirtam to be the enemy's first target and a few dual mwd RavensÖ to actually try and do it. How many SA does it take to change a lightbulb? 10 will have to do, because everyone else that was online was a f**ng SA-applicant who didn't wanna stop making money in 0.0 space for something as insignificant as defending their homeland. How many PA does it take to change a lightbulb? PA? Didn't they give up their main lightbulb changing regions so they could "deal with more important matters"? How many JQA does it take to change a lightbulb? JQA? Who the hell are they?? How many FA/CFS does it take to change a lightbulb? The few who didn't get killed in CA's recent "let's go and kill us some mining noobs" campaign to CFS/FA space could do it easily, just as long as they have the SA fleet with them while they do it. How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? Three: One to scramble and jam it, one to kill the ship and one to kill the pod. How many ATUK does it take to change 3 lightbulbs? One is all it takes, because those guys are f**n crazy, and they're good at it too.
mafish	Posted - 2004.08.27 02:21:00 - [93] Originally by: Joshua CalvertHow many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?[/quote Quote: None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer. lmfao
mafish	Posted - 2004.08.27 02:21:00 - [94] Originally by: Joshua CalvertHow many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb?[/quote Quote: None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer. lmfao
Watson	Posted - 2004.08.27 04:21:00 - [95] Originally by: Mr M How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, but it will happen SoonÖ How about: How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb? TomB> There's something wrong with the lightbulb?
Watson	Posted - 2004.08.27 04:21:00 - [96] Originally by: Mr M How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, but it will happen SoonÖ How about: How many TomB does it take to change a lightbulb? TomB> There's something wrong with the lightbulb?
Jay Gatsby	Posted - 2004.08.27 07:32:00 - [97] How many beta veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: One to change the bulb and the other 9 to reminisce about how switching the light on "way back then" used to generate all those exception error windows...
Jay Gatsby	Posted - 2004.08.27 07:32:00 - [98] How many beta veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: One to change the bulb and the other 9 to reminisce about how switching the light on "way back then" used to generate all those exception error windows...
dethanor	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:13:00 - [99] how many NCA does i take to change a lightbulb? None. Jade has told us that the lightbulb has been destroyed and that we dont need a new one. What do you mean the lightbulb is still on? how many PA does it take to change a lightbulb? depends if the bulb starts to cry and has to rely on m0o and evolution to stop people from unscrewing it. if there not there one normanly does the trick There is no art more beautiful nor diverse than the art of death!!! Oberon Tech II Sales.
dethanor	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:13:00 - [100] how many NCA does i take to change a lightbulb? None. Jade has told us that the lightbulb has been destroyed and that we dont need a new one. What do you mean the lightbulb is still on? how many PA does it take to change a lightbulb? depends if the bulb starts to cry and has to rely on m0o and evolution to stop people from unscrewing it. if there not there one normanly does the trick There is no art more beautiful nor diverse than the art of death!!! Oberon Tech II Sales.
Pychian Vanervi	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:22:00 - [101] See sig....... I would like to see some Englishman, Irishman, scotsman type jokes next I have been working on a few but sound rubbish so would like to here any Eve related ones anyone can come up with. ----------------------------- It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
Pychian Vanervi	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:22:00 - [102] See sig....... I would like to see some Englishman, Irishman, scotsman type jokes next I have been working on a few but sound rubbish so would like to here any Eve related ones anyone can come up with. ----------------------------- It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
Dray	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:40:00 - [103] Originally by: 0seeker0 How many patches does it take to change a light bulb..... easily the best I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious"
Dray	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:40:00 - [104] Originally by: 0seeker0 How many patches does it take to change a light bulb..... easily the best I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious"
Leafo	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:41:00 - [105] LOL This totally made my day! And it's nice to see that everyone has found a more humoristic approach to throw it at eachother. Much more fun to read than the usual flamefests //Leafo click on sig for all my videos
Leafo	Posted - 2004.08.27 10:41:00 - [106] LOL This totally made my day! And it's nice to see that everyone has found a more humoristic approach to throw it at eachother. Much more fun to read than the usual flamefests //Leafo click on sig for all my videos
Juan Andalusian	Posted - 2004.08.27 11:03:00 - [107] Quote: How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb? None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer. Rofl, Josh you are on a roll lately. Pain is meant to be felt
Juan Andalusian	Posted - 2004.08.27 11:03:00 - [108] Quote: How many Bhaal's does it take to change a lightbulb? None. He refuses to entertain the lightbulb because it's a griefer. Rofl, Josh you are on a roll lately. Pain is meant to be felt
SpawnOfEvil	Posted - 2004.08.27 11:10:00 - [109] How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb? We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb. How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them.
SpawnOfEvil	Posted - 2004.08.27 11:10:00 - [110] How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb? We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb. How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them.
Kaboom22	Posted - 2004.08.27 14:05:00 - [111] Originally by: Aelius Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39 How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 and an Amarrian. The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around. lol that one made me laugh ---
Kaboom22	Posted - 2004.08.27 14:05:00 - [112] Originally by: Aelius Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39 How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 and an Amarrian. The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around. lol that one made me laugh ---
BOBHOPE	Posted - 2004.08.27 14:14:00 - [113] Originally by: SpawnOfEvil How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb? We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb. How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them. LMAO this thread is the funniest ive seen in a long time keep it up
BOBHOPE	Posted - 2004.08.27 14:14:00 - [114] Originally by: SpawnOfEvil How many ceptor pilots does it take to change a light bulb? We're here to web and scramble it, not to actually change the bulb. How many carebears does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're all whining the light bulb burned them. LMAO this thread is the funniest ive seen in a long time keep it up
Mara Nobars	Posted - 2004.08.27 14:46:00 - [115] How many forum patch whiners does it take to change a light bulb? Ha, patch whiners pay good money to CCP every month, they shouldn't have to change the bulb, it shouldn't have burned out in the first place, and CCP should have changed it already anyway!
Mara Nobars	Posted - 2004.08.27 14:46:00 - [116] How many forum patch whiners does it take to change a light bulb? Ha, patch whiners pay good money to CCP every month, they shouldn't have to change the bulb, it shouldn't have burned out in the first place, and CCP should have changed it already anyway!
Rhonstet	Posted - 2004.08.27 15:15:00 - [117] Edited by: Rhonstet on 27/08/2004 15:16:45 How many AFK miners does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes him several hours, and most of the time he's sleeping. How many corporate miners does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two: one to buy and change a lightbulb, another to throw the old lightbulb in the trash. How many Jovians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one: he tried to teleport the bulb into the socket. But then the old bulb exploded, so everyone has to clean up the mess. How many patches does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it keeps buying either the wrong-sized bulb or one that the factory didn't finish making. How many PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change the bulb. They just come by and shoot out the bulb whenever it turns on. Although some like to turn off the light first for the challenge. How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They remove the socket every time the bulb goes out. The Monkeysphere
Rhonstet	Posted - 2004.08.27 15:15:00 - [118] Edited by: Rhonstet on 27/08/2004 15:16:45 How many AFK miners does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes him several hours, and most of the time he's sleeping. How many corporate miners does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two: one to buy and change a lightbulb, another to throw the old lightbulb in the trash. How many Jovians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one: he tried to teleport the bulb into the socket. But then the old bulb exploded, so everyone has to clean up the mess. How many patches does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it keeps buying either the wrong-sized bulb or one that the factory didn't finish making. How many PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change the bulb. They just come by and shoot out the bulb whenever it turns on. Although some like to turn off the light first for the challenge. How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They remove the socket every time the bulb goes out. The Monkeysphere
Lallante	Posted - 2004.08.28 01:02:00 - [119] Edited by: Lallante on 28/08/2004 01:04:06 In a blatent bump: How many Aeryn Suns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. OH SORRY,'screw in a lightbulb'!, I thought you said 'screw up a fleetOp' hehe totally uncalled for but I had to do it (the voices made me) Lall - THE Vocal Minority - ShinRa
Lallante	Posted - 2004.08.28 01:02:00 - [120] Edited by: Lallante on 28/08/2004 01:04:06 In a blatent bump: How many Aeryn Suns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. OH SORRY,'screw in a lightbulb'!, I thought you said 'screw up a fleetOp' hehe totally uncalled for but I had to do it (the voices made me) Lall - THE Vocal Minority - ShinRa
Lord Athaaliato	Posted - 2004.08.28 01:36:00 - [121] Edited by: Lord Athaaliato on 28/08/2004 01:37:40 Edited by: Lord Athaaliato on 28/08/2004 01:37:23 Originally by: Lallante Edited by: Lallante on 28/08/2004 01:04:06 In a blatent bump: How many Aeryn Suns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. OH SORRY,'screw in a lightbulb'!, I thought you said 'screw up a fleetOp' hehe totally uncalled for but I had to do it (the voices made me) [irony]That was wicked funny man [/irony]
Lord Athaaliato	Posted - 2004.08.28 01:36:00 - [122] Edited by: Lord Athaaliato on 28/08/2004 01:37:40 Edited by: Lord Athaaliato on 28/08/2004 01:37:23 Originally by: Lallante Edited by: Lallante on 28/08/2004 01:04:06 In a blatent bump: How many Aeryn Suns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. OH SORRY,'screw in a lightbulb'!, I thought you said 'screw up a fleetOp' hehe totally uncalled for but I had to do it (the voices made me) [irony]That was wicked funny man [/irony]
Lallante	Posted - 2004.08.28 15:37:00 - [123] How many Skilled CFS PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them Lall - THE Vocal Minority - ShinRa
Lallante	Posted - 2004.08.28 15:37:00 - [124] How many Skilled CFS PvPers does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them Lall - THE Vocal Minority - ShinRa
Corvus Dove	Posted - 2004.08.28 16:17:00 - [125] How many Agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but he needs you to go get it from someone 12 jumps away. If you can get it before 0:23, then he'll give you a bonus of 13k ISK. How many Zeepos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but when you actually go to turn the lightbulb on, you'll discover it has been replaced by a drawing of a lightbulb that was wadded up and stuffed into the socket. Meanwhile, Zeepo will get recognition in a gaming magazine for his long history of selling and installing his hand-drawn faux lightbulbs. "You Griefer!!!" = "You Doodyhead!!!"
Corvus Dove	Posted - 2004.08.28 16:17:00 - [126] How many Agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but he needs you to go get it from someone 12 jumps away. If you can get it before 0:23, then he'll give you a bonus of 13k ISK. How many Zeepos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but when you actually go to turn the lightbulb on, you'll discover it has been replaced by a drawing of a lightbulb that was wadded up and stuffed into the socket. Meanwhile, Zeepo will get recognition in a gaming magazine for his long history of selling and installing his hand-drawn faux lightbulbs. "You Griefer!!!" = "You Doodyhead!!!"
Fortunio	Posted - 2004.08.28 16:30:00 - [127] Without a doubt, funniest thread i've ever read. I must add my own one to this collection of comedy. How many TPS does it take to change a lightbulb?50; If its in non-TPS space, the first 49 get killed by m0o, NCA and co. The 50th got through to change the lightbulb, then claimed he changed it, held the system for 3 days to make sure it was working, then raised a fleet to head back home again.
Fortunio	Posted - 2004.08.28 16:30:00 - [128] Without a doubt, funniest thread i've ever read. I must add my own one to this collection of comedy. How many TPS does it take to change a lightbulb?50; If its in non-TPS space, the first 49 get killed by m0o, NCA and co. The 50th got through to change the lightbulb, then claimed he changed it, held the system for 3 days to make sure it was working, then raised a fleet to head back home again.
Hellspawn01	Posted - 2004.08.28 16:44:00 - [129] How many GM¦s does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1, but dont u want a supernova instead? --------------------------------------------- Eve is not game, it¦s a way of life!
Hellspawn01	Posted - 2004.08.28 16:44:00 - [130] How many GM¦s does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1, but dont u want a supernova instead? --------------------------------------------- Eve is not game, it¦s a way of life!
Einheriar Ulrich	Posted - 2004.08.28 20:22:00 - [131] Originally by: Valar CCP How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] So Say I. Einheriar Ulrich of the Bloodline of Einheriar. **Minion Of VOTF**
Einheriar Ulrich	Posted - 2004.08.28 20:22:00 - [132] Originally by: Valar CCP How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] So Say I. Einheriar Ulrich of the Bloodline of Einheriar. **Minion Of VOTF**
fuze	Posted - 2004.08.28 21:04:00 - [133] How many eve citizens does it take to change a lightbulb? Sassinak just has to look to turn it on. How many jovians does it take to change a lightbulb? The're just glad its dark again. The light was annoying anyway. How many GM does it take to change a lightbulb? Its not possible to replace the lightbulb because the logfiles don't say the lightbulb is broken. How many DEVs does it take to change a lightbulb? Heck, we just code a 2nd one next to the old one and make it bigger so it looks cooler. ___________________________ Favorite bumpersticker of the month: My head hurts!
fuze	Posted - 2004.08.28 21:04:00 - [134] How many eve citizens does it take to change a lightbulb? Sassinak just has to look to turn it on. How many jovians does it take to change a lightbulb? The're just glad its dark again. The light was annoying anyway. How many GM does it take to change a lightbulb? Its not possible to replace the lightbulb because the logfiles don't say the lightbulb is broken. How many DEVs does it take to change a lightbulb? Heck, we just code a 2nd one next to the old one and make it bigger so it looks cooler. ___________________________ Favorite bumpersticker of the month: My head hurts!
Sphalerite	Posted - 2004.08.28 22:33:00 - [135] Edited by: Sphalerite on 28/08/2004 22:34:38 How many Tempests does it take to change a lightbulb? 500,000...They don't use any cap to do it though, so it's balanced.
Sphalerite	Posted - 2004.08.28 22:33:00 - [136] Edited by: Sphalerite on 28/08/2004 22:34:38 How many Tempests does it take to change a lightbulb? 500,000...They don't use any cap to do it though, so it's balanced.
Kahlee	Posted - 2004.08.29 01:02:00 - [137] How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? 'We are too 1337 for that. we let our miner boys do the changing' How many FA does it take to change a lightbulb? We could do it ourselves, but why bother when we got plenty of alts at our disposal How many Shinra does it take to change a lightbulb? Technically, one could do it, but they will need a lot more to prevent TommyBoy from claiming it for himself and running to their enemy P.S. I love the tempest joke.. so true ---------------------------- Omniwar:You know what people do in online games to other people they cant win? Flame.
Kahlee	Posted - 2004.08.29 01:02:00 - [138] How many CA does it take to change a lightbulb? 'We are too 1337 for that. we let our miner boys do the changing' How many FA does it take to change a lightbulb? We could do it ourselves, but why bother when we got plenty of alts at our disposal How many Shinra does it take to change a lightbulb? Technically, one could do it, but they will need a lot more to prevent TommyBoy from claiming it for himself and running to their enemy P.S. I love the tempest joke.. so true ---------------------------- Omniwar:You know what people do in online games to other people they cant win? Flame.
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.29 03:30:00 - [139] How many of Nafri's sigs are needed to change a lightbulb? None. But the bulb has experienced increased CPU efficiency. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
ActiveX	Posted - 2004.08.29 03:30:00 - [140] How many of Nafri's sigs are needed to change a lightbulb? None. But the bulb has experienced increased CPU efficiency. ____________ Sex / Rank 9 / SP: 1280 of 2304000
KIATolon	Posted - 2004.08.29 03:55:00 - [141] Originally by: Aelius Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39 How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 and an Amarrian. The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around.
KIATolon	Posted - 2004.08.29 03:55:00 - [142] Originally by: Aelius Edited by: Aelius on 26/08/2004 21:56:39 How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 and an Amarrian. The Amarrian secures the lightbulb in one hand and the 1000 slaves turn the house around.
JP Beauregard	Posted - 2004.08.29 06:17:00 - [143] Originally by: Valar CCP How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] "What's a lightbulb?"
JP Beauregard	Posted - 2004.08.29 06:17:00 - [144] Originally by: Valar CCP How many forum moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? snip If you want to discuss forum moderator procedures mail [email protected] "What's a lightbulb?"
MooKids	Posted - 2004.08.29 17:40:00 - [145] Edited by: MooKids on 29/08/2004 17:42:34 How many Mercenary Forces members does it take to change a lightbulb? 20. One to produce and change the lightbulb, 19 to secretly hate him and plot his demise for being lucky enough to have a lightbulb blueprint. -------------------------------- CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity.
MooKids	Posted - 2004.08.29 17:40:00 - [146] Edited by: MooKids on 29/08/2004 17:42:34 How many Mercenary Forces members does it take to change a lightbulb? 20. One to produce and change the lightbulb, 19 to secretly hate him and plot his demise for being lucky enough to have a lightbulb blueprint. -------------------------------- CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity.
nonsequitur	Posted - 2004.08.29 22:09:00 - [147] How many Dialup Modem users does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question... it will take 5-10 minutes before he can actually see the light bulb, at which point he has learned that his ship was destroyed waiting for the light bulb to finish loading and checking aggression flags.
nonsequitur	Posted - 2004.08.29 22:09:00 - [148] How many Dialup Modem users does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question... it will take 5-10 minutes before he can actually see the light bulb, at which point he has learned that his ship was destroyed waiting for the light bulb to finish loading and checking aggression flags.
Thaylor	Posted - 2004.08.30 13:05:00 - [149] How many battleships does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes him about a week to find the light bulb
Thaylor	Posted - 2004.08.30 13:05:00 - [150] How many battleships does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes him about a week to find the light bulb

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