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Felicia Pelana
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Posted - 2009.05.04 17:49:00 -
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My little tribute for all the fun readings I had, here is a little joy-tale of my first (real) scam:
No, this is not another 499.999.999 isk scam, but a load of lies upon lies and false promises.
The amount of isk nor the tricks are news, the sole reason why I think this is worth 11 minutes of your time is the
fact that I had the same guy fall for 3 independent scams in the same week 
I contacted a guy, and after 10 minutes of rapid sales-speech, he was ready to invest into this POS investment plan I had setup between him,
me and my imaginary friend. After we had known each other for 1 day, he transferred me the 1.5 billion needed to invest, sadly to be rid of his ISK.
He had a nice Navy Mega which was actually the sole reason why I contacted him in the first place, so I set out to see if I could nail that from him also.
Friendly as he was, I got to "borrow" it for a (still) lengthy ride.
Knowing he would be filled up with hate, I then contacted him with an alt, having him put a contract on my own head, but he couldn't afford the contract.
Pushing my luck I faked a story about me killing him and I had him buy back loot for 350 mil, which obviously were billions worth that dropped from the Navy Mega I (did not) killed.
Eventually I confessed all to him, frapsed the sweet tears for your pleasure and had a good lulz where he actually wants to hack my computer.
.. oh, and don't even bother going for him, that goat is milked dry, shaved and sent baaaaah'ing into the woods again..
In case you wanna see the event unfolding, grab this (152 MB WMV9):
Fool_Me_Once_Public.wmv
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Thomas Caldor
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Posted - 2009.05.04 18:41:00 -
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 Originally by: Felicia Pelana
.. oh, and don't even bother going for him, that goat is milked dry, shaved and sent baaaaah'ing into the woods again..
lol, shameful. Masterfully done.
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Amy Mouse
Intersteller Manufacturing
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Posted - 2009.05.05 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Caldor
Originally by: Felicia Pelana
.. oh, and don't even bother going for him, that goat is milked dry, shaved and sent baaaaah'ing into the woods again..
lol, shameful. Masterfully done.
i like the part where he gets shaved and sent baaaah'ing
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Cyrdax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 03:02:00 -
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Edited by: Cyrdax on 05/05/2009 03:01:54
tl;dr
this thread makes me angry
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Mistress Frome
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2009.05.05 05:40:00 -
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That vid is amazing.
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Flippercus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.05 06:05:00 -
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Edited by: Flippercus on 05/05/2009 06:10:17
Brilliant.
I definitely feel bad for the guy but I can appreciate the slimy skill that went into this. Haha.
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.05.05 09:19:00 -
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Was expecting a lame video.....I was wrong!
Excellent video. I didn't even think you could make a video highlighting scamming, but this was awesome. Every time he fell for a scam I winced at first but then laughed.
Best post in C&P so far this year.
Originally by: CCP Whisper
So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
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Absalom Marathon
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.05.05 09:20:00 -
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I also feel kinda sad for him, but at the same time it's awesome. How can anyone trust another after one day in eve. It's crazy...
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Celine Lyrus
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.05 11:09:00 -
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You are my ****ing hero, awesome vid as well :)
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omgdutch2005
Gallente
Advanced Planetary Exports
Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2009.05.05 11:15:00 -
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oh my god! :P
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Scott Ryder
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.05.05 11:18:00 -
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I must say; This was a good read and a very nice video.
[Seal Of Approval]
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Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 11:24:00 -
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A decent scam for a change. Video makes it, nice choice of music too. 
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Suitonia
Gallente
Five-Killers
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Posted - 2009.05.05 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Durzel
Edited by: Durzel on 05/05/2009 11:29:41
A decent scam for a change. Video makes it, nice choice of music too.
EDIT: Lol man he had a good 10+ seconds to look at the stuff in that trade window, and he still typed in 350m for it. Unbelievable.
This basically. Nice haul
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Sidephex
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.05 11:42:00 -
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i love how he entered 35m and some iskies the first time.
totally deserved it tbh! haha
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Dannerkongen
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Posted - 2009.05.05 13:45:00 -
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fail!
honour and integrity is not something u should be proud of not having been tought by ur crack ho momma.
btw! Felicia Pelana! how gay a name is that? couldnt u come up with something less ***goty?
anyways have fun with my post. check u laters shyteface.
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Felicia Pelana
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Posted - 2009.05.05 14:18:00 -
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Originally by: Dannerkongen
fail!
honour and integrity is not something u should be proud of not having been tought by ur crack ho momma.
btw! Felicia Pelana! how gay a name is that? couldnt u come up with something less ***goty?
anyways have fun with my post. check u laters shyteface.
You are cute :-) Wanna buy a pos?
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Donatella D'Tren
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.05 14:37:00 -
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"and in 3 months we are gonna LAUGH at this"
Not only was that a ridiculous scam, it was a great movie too.
Enjoy your haul!
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.05 15:01:00 -
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Secretly MirrorGod. Apparently
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 15:24:00 -
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"Hey man give me 50m I'm begging!"
"Sorry I just spent 8 mil on some mods"
Ice cold. 
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.05 15:41:00 -
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TL;DR
Make it short and snappy for the love of God. I'm paid to lead, not paid to read.
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.05 15:42:00 -
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Originally by: Weight What
TL;DR
Make it short and snappy for the love of God. I'm paid to lead, not paid to read.
Just watch the vid 
Secretly MirrorGod. Apparently
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.05 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Weight What
TL;DR
Make it short and snappy for the love of God. I'm paid to lead, not paid to read.
Just watch the vid
Thank you. I respond well to AV stimulation.
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Sader Rykane
Amarr
Midnight Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.05 16:43:00 -
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I've played too a many MMO's and RPG's to count. The last time I was scammed? Diablo 2 like 10 years ago when i was thirteen. I learned from there that you just do not trust people until you've known them for a good 2-3 years and even then you make sure to watch your back.
That being said, what seperates me from you Felicia is that I would have given the poor fool atleast 100 mil, because internet spaceship game or not I have a concious lol.
Funny video, poor sap.
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.05 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Sader Rykane
I have a concious lol.
I'm not really sure you do, in all honesty. 
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Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:13:00 -
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Hahaha, I love Eve and its glorious take no prisoners residents. 
Originally by: Achar Losa
i might be just a 6 year old stupid boy, but he's a CCP dev writing in the forums!
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Felicia Pelana
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Sader Rykane
That being said, what seperates me from you Felicia is that I would have given the poor fool atleast 100 mil, because internet spaceship game or not I have a concious lol.
The thought never crossed my mind, imho to return ISK after stealing it, is just as big a ridicule to the prey, as the heist itself.
"I stole your fortune, here's 100 isk for beer" .. nah, I drank that beer myself
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Benedikt Miloslav
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:25:00 -
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Originally by: Felicia Pelana
Originally by: Sader Rykane
That being said, what seperates me from you Felicia is that I would have given the poor fool atleast 100 mil, because internet spaceship game or not I have a concious lol.
The thought never crossed my mind, imho to return ISK after stealing it, is just as big a ridicule to the prey, as the heist itself.
"I stole your fortune, here's 100 isk for beer" .. nah, I drank that beer myself
I don't think he would have minded, tbh. If I was in the same situation and I did decide to give the guy some isk, I would definitely make fun of him afterwards.
Anyway, I didn't think I'd ever enjoy a video about someone being scammed. Guess I was wrong.
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FlyinS
Caldari
Planetary Industry and Trade Organization
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:06:00 -
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damit my windows media player wont play it. i wanna see this!
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Benedikt Miloslav
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: FlyinS
damit my windows media player wont play it. i wanna see this!
Download VLC media player.
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FlyinS
Caldari
Planetary Industry and Trade Organization
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Benedikt Miloslav
Download VLC media player.
Gracias buckets :)
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