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Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.05.08 00:41:00 - [1] Yes, when guns go empty, or your radar is jammed, when that sniper ship is so far away your drones send in a change of address, when your ship is gone and your pod is scrammed... the only thing left is "Yo Momma!". Here are some of the ones I have seen: - Your momma is so fat, she has smaller fat ladies orbiting her. - Your momma is so big, she can collapse a stable wormhole in one pass. - Your momma is so fat, her casule gets mistaken for a gas silo. - Yo Momma is so ugly, the sleepers see her and think "It's just a nightmare" and roll over and go back to sleep. - I keep having to take "Large colloidable object" from my overview and then realized I was in fleet with... Yo Momma!
THE L0CK	Posted - 2009.05.08 00:48:00 - [2] Your momma so strict, she wants you to quit the game, leave the basement, and get a life!
Guillame Herschel Gallente Buffalo Soldiers	Posted - 2009.05.08 00:54:00 - [3] Yo momma is so fat BECAUSE OF FALCON *-- The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then* --**
Nick Curso Black Nova Corp KenZoku	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:07:00 - [4] WTF when is mothers day?!
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:09:00 - [5] Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! soonÖ Originally by: Akita T Seriously ? ...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
Lt Shard United Trade Coalition	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:15:00 - [6] Yo Momma's a Templar an amarrian fighter drone used by carriers. _________________________ Yes, I know the Titan is small in my sig.
Nick Curso Black Nova Corp KenZoku	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:17:00 - [7] Originally by: Lance Fighter Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! soonÖ oh ffs
dankness420	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:22:00 - [8] yo momma is so fat, she makes lady scarlet look small
Dao2 Caldari No Limit Productions Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2009.05.08 03:23:00 - [9] yo momma is so fat she needs a cyno to move around
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2009.05.08 03:53:00 - [10] You momma so fat the empires have declined her docking requests for fear of a gravitational collision. ______________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008

bomber80133 Caldari THE MuPPeT FaCTOrY PuPPet MasTers	Posted - 2009.05.08 06:19:00 - [11] Originally by: Dao2 yo momma is so fat she needs a cyno to move around Dat is treuew, especially if she has a name like 'NYX' ! Yo Momma's so fat, that when she farts people mistake it for a gas cloud !
Chinwe Rhei Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2009.05.08 07:42:00 - [12] Yo momma's so fat she needs a MWD to crawl around
Gandoral	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:08:00 - [13] yo momma is black and drives the A-Team bus
Reven Cordelle Caldari Yamainu-Mirai Heavy Industries	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:21:00 - [14] Yo Momma's so fat, she takes 45 minutes to align.
Alexi Borizkova Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:22:00 - [15] There once was a young lad named doc Whose lovelife kept him up 'round the clock Some women cheered him, and many did fear him, For his enormous eleven inch... scar down the side of his face, it was really quite awful, but he was a good boy, and he always called his mother.
Leana Darkrider Creatio -ex- nihilo	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:26:00 - [16] What's a mothersday? didn't need that mother anyway

CCP Atropos C C P	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:04:00 - [17] Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) Software Engineer CCP Engineering Services

Akura kawanaka	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:14:00 - [18] Originally by: CCP Atropos Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. and Australia!
Maria Kalista Amarr Emerald Forest Securities	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:19:00 - [19] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) Not my part (NL) of Yurup Originally by: Jacharian This sounds like a bad idea. I'm in.
Mihali	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:28:00 - [20] Your mother is so fat, when she enters Jita, she raises local by 100!

Leana Darkrider Creatio -ex- nihilo	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:34:00 - [21] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May.
Vak'ran	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:35:00 - [22] Originally by: Maria Kalista Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) Not my part (NL) of Yurup I wondered about this, why? And I would of sworn I saw mother's day commercials in march... are we in good Dutch trading tradition pushing for doing it twice a year?? ----- Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums.
Gen Ackbar	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:36:00 - [23] Your mother is so fat she makes Lady Scarlet look thin?
Zaldoc	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:44:00 - [24] Your mother is so fat that my freighter aligns faster.
Shaemell Buttleson Euphoria Released	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:47:00 - [25] Your momma is your momma, she's must have been a bad person!
Gen Ackbar	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:48:00 - [26] Your momma is such a HO, you put a quarter in her ear and her teeth fold back.

CCP Atropos C C P	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:49:00 - [27] Originally by: Leana Darkrider Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May. Well I deliberately went back to England in March to celebrate Mother's Day with my mother. If you check up on Wikipedia about this you get the following: Originally by: Wikipedia Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday. Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe. I took this to assume Europe too, but upon closer inspection I'm wrong on this. Blame posting from bed after waking up It is true, however, that the bulk of countries have Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May, which this year falls on the 10th of May. Compared to to the choice of fourth Sunday in Lent as the celebration day in the UK, Ireland and Nigeria, which was the 22nd of March. Software Engineer CCP Engineering Services

Leana Darkrider Creatio -ex- nihilo	Posted - 2009.05.08 11:22:00 - [28] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Leana Darkrider Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May. Well I deliberately went back to England in March to celebrate Mother's Day with my mother. If you check up on Wikipedia about this you get the following: Originally by: Wikipedia Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday. Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe. I took this to assume Europe too, but upon closer inspection I'm wrong on this. Blame posting from bed after waking up It is true, however, that the bulk of countries have Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May, which this year falls on the 10th of May. Compared to to the choice of fourth Sunday in Lent as the celebration day in the UK, Ireland and Nigeria, which was the 22nd of March. Hehe, the english always do things differently. drive on the wrong side of the road celebrate mothersday on a different day then the rest of the world Men wear skirts, oh wait, that's the scottish
Ariane VoxDei	Posted - 2009.05.08 11:40:00 - [29] Yo momma's so ugly that the Eve gate closed itself rather than let her pass through. Yo mamma's so fat, ugly and smelly that we'll never get WIS. People would quit Eve in horror after meeting her in station. We can go deeper, but would you really want to
Shemmy Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:15:00 - [30] Yo momma's so fat, even Xelas was in better shape. Yo momma's so fat, the other half's off-grid. Yo momma's so big, people keep expecting her to fire a doomsday. Yo momma's so stupid I contract-scammed her for all your inheritance.



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