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Ciylana Nemamiah
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:36:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: THE L0CK
Your momma so strict, she wants you to quit the game, leave the basement, and get a life!
Thats just cold dawg.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr
Celestial Ascension
Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:39:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 08/05/2009 12:38:50
Yo mamma's so fat, I have docking rights!
Wait.
EWW
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Yaggher Xanuben
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:39:00 -
[33]
Yo momma's so fat she needs to be webbed to get moving.
Yo momma's so fat she can bump planets.
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feiht'd'ero
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:01:00 -
[34]
Yo momma's so fat Chribba wants to mine her
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Shemmy
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:29:00 -
[35]
Originally by: feiht'd'ero
Yo momma's so fat Chribba wants to mine her
Yo momma's so fat, she's sucking up all Chribba's bandwidth?
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:33:00 -
[36]
Yo momma's so fat, they need to find something bigger than an "expansion" to introduce her into the game.
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aka Ishur
Stormwolf Holdings LLC
Unitary Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.08 13:49:00 -
[37]
Y o momma buffer tanks....TITANS
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Rilwar
BlackStar Industrial
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:24:00 -
[38]
Yo mommas so fat, target painting her buffer overflows the node while calculating her SigRad
Yo Mommas so fat, CONCORD don't allow her in highsec
Yo mommas so fat, the stork didn't drop her off, she was a job in a X-Large Assembly array
Yo mommas so fat, I lost connection to my drones while they were orbiting her
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Shemmy
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:27:00 -
[39]
While they're bouncing around in my head ...
- Yo momma's so big, everyone's got spies in her.
- Yo momma's so ugly, I mistook her for a Dominix.
- Yo momma's so fat, she blocks out both suns at the same time.
- Yo momma's so heavy that when she jumps, they can feel it in the drone regions.
- Yo momma's so fat, she ATE BOB's barbecue ...
- Yo momma's so fat, she pays Pandemic Legion to keep her trousers in reinforced.
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Rilwar
BlackStar Industrial
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:32:00 -
[40]
Yo mommas so fat, she can't tank Cit Torps
Mitnal was here. |
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Lucious Desire
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:38:00 -
[41]
yo mommas so cross eyed she threw a rock at a titan...and missed
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:38:00 -
[42]
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Blame posting from bed after waking up 
Man, that's dedication. I at least get up to pee before anything else.
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5had0wrunn3r
StarHunt
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.05.08 14:57:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Leana Darkrider
Hehe, the english always do things properly.
Fixed
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Eli Porter
Amarr
Broski Enterprises
Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 15:00:00 -
[44]
Your mama's so big she can doomsday the entire system
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Cyonidicus
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Posted - 2009.05.08 15:34:00 -
[45]
Originally by: 5had0wrunn3r
Originally by: Leana Darkrider
Hehe, the english always do things properly.
Fixed
The truth
Yo mommas so fat she used to go POS bowling with BoB
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.05.08 15:41:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Cyonidicus
Originally by: 5had0wrunn3r
Originally by: Leana Darkrider
Hehe, the english always do things properly.
Fixed
The truth
Yo mommas so fat she used to go POS bowling with BoB
Tis true! They even **** everything up properly!
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therealdhs
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Posted - 2009.05.08 15:42:00 -
[47]
Yo mama's so fat, her BPC can only fit in a Charon.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to activate her Industrial Core to eat.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.08 16:11:00 -
[48]
I just laughed so hard reading this thread I think I shat myself.
Yo momma is so ugly she does not need a mining laser to extract ore, she just scares it out of the asteroids.
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Da'iel Zehn
Construct Core Operations
Construct Consortium
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Posted - 2009.05.08 16:48:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:51:59
Yo momma's eating habits are so refined (being so nasty fat) that she eats veld and sh*ts tritanium.
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DZ's website
Got a problem? Talk to my gun.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr
Celestial Ascension
Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.05.08 16:51:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Da'iel Zehn
Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:48:49
Yo momma's eating habits are so refined that she eats veld and sh*ts tritanium.
/thread
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:22:00 -
[51]
Yo momma's so far, BoB mistook her for a region and claimed her.
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rubico1337
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:24:00 -
[52]
yo momma so fat, she needs 3 stabs to stabilize her warp core
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Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:42:00 -
[53]
Yo momma is so fat, she docks next to everybody.
Yo momma is so fat, you can find her with one combat scanner set at a 32AU diameter and she comes up as "Structure, 100%".
(those of you who scan will know that's HUGE).
Yo momma is so ugly, they invented the prototype cloak just for her.
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Donny Osmond
Nex Vindex
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:56:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Donny Osmond on 08/05/2009 17:57:00
Your mothers so fat, when she was coming out of the sea from swimming, she got pushed back in by greenpeace.
Your mothers so fat, she got asked to move from the beech so the tide could come in.
Your mother got run over the over day, its not as if the driver did not have enough room to go round, just not enough fuel.
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Banana Torres
The Green Banana Corporation
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:57:00 -
[55]
Your momma's son is so stupid, he can't even spell misogyny.
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Guillame Herschel
Gallente
Buffalo Soldiers
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:58:00 -
[56]
I accidentally Yo momma.
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Shemmy
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:20:00 -
[57]
Edited by: Shemmy on 08/05/2009 18:22:23
Originally by: Doctor Penguin
Originally by: Da'iel Zehn
Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:48:49
Yo momma's eating habits are so refined that she eats veld and sh*ts tritanium.
/thread
This, I give up. 
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BillyBob Esq
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:32:00 -
[58]
Your mama's so fat my corp took one look at her and said 'we need an orca and some hulks'
Your mothers is available for less then 1 mil if you act now
//I'll have to take that one to jita
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BillyBob Esq
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Posted - 2009.05.08 18:34:00 -
[59]
Your mamas so fat she wont fit in a frieghter even after you repackage her
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Lord Flatulence
Caldari
Spack Lords
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:03:00 -
[60]
Yo Mamma so fat she eats her dinner off of 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates
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