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Flamewave
Crimson Moon Society
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Posted - 2009.05.08 19:17:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat, she tripped and fell and broke the Malkalen station.
Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need an address. She doesn't need a zip code. They named the whole system after her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks about Avatar titans. A lot.
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Ak'athra J'ador
Amarr
Can't Decide
Balance of Judgment
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:13:00 -
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yo momma is so ugly, Veto paid her ransom, to get out of local :)
note: not mine, i remember it from the previous yo momma thread...
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Guillame Herschel
Gallente
Buffalo Soldiers
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:14:00 -
[63]
Yo mommas so fat when she clone jumps, the galaxy tips over.
-- The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then --
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big miker
Minmatar
Order of Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:24:00 -
[64]
yo mommas so fat, she needs a downtime to get logged on!
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Mikal Drey
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:28:00 -
[65]
 Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Wikipedia
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday.
Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe.
do you think i could convince my mum i turned devil worshiper.
Shattered Crystal - 60 day GTC
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Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:31:00 -
[66]
Yo momma's waistline is measured in AU
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Lee Thrace
Dynaverse Corporation
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:43:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Guillame Herschel
Yo mommas so fat when she clone jumps, the galaxy tips over.
that one's ****in funny!! :D
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Bestofworst
Gallente
Double Eagle Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:56:00 -
[68]
Your momma so fat she needs to be pulled with a Capital Tractor Beam to move around.
Your momma so fat she caused the Eve Gate to open
Your momma so ugly she caused the Eve Gate to close
Your momma so ugly it's like setting off smartbombs on anyone that looks at her face within 5km.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.08 21:02:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Guillame Herschel
Yo mommas so fat when she clone jumps, the galaxy tips over.
+1 that's a good one.
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Ethereal Hatebreeder
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.05.08 21:19:00 -
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Yo mommas so fat when she warps in people warp out and petition the Titan in high sec.
Yo mommas so fat I tried to setup a POS in her orbit. Then she ate it.
-- Minmatar Diplomacy : The 10 seconds it takes to reload our projectile turrets. |
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Ethereal Hatebreeder
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.05.08 21:20:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Da'iel Zehn
Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:58:25
Yo momma's eating habits are so refined (being so nasty fat) that she eats veld and sh*ts tritanium!
Epic.
-- Minmatar Diplomacy : The 10 seconds it takes to reload our projectile turrets. |
Nomakai Delateriel
Amarr
Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2009.05.08 21:31:00 -
[72]
Jumpgates can only be opened in systems with two massive gravity wells. One's the star, the other is Yo Momma!
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar
Star's Dust Industrie
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Posted - 2009.05.08 21:58:00 -
[73]
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!
Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.
Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall)
oops...
Fetchez la vache !
moar(tm) < soon(tm) :(
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.08 23:14:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Magic Dragonrider Tao Ball
A mother is to honoured. A suckling pig is to be slaughtered. The rain of change blinds the decisions of a fool.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.09 02:29:00 -
[75]
You momma is so big, I can't get the core scanners to ignore her signature.
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Allen Ramses
Caldari
Typo Corp
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Posted - 2009.05.09 03:06:00 -
[76]
Yo Momma so fat, LadyScarlet makes fun of her.
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.05.09 04:55:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat F=MmG/r^2 means nothing to her.
What? Aren't we all nerds here?
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba
Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero!  /me bows
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