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Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.05.08 00:41:00 - [1] Yes, when guns go empty, or your radar is jammed, when that sniper ship is so far away your drones send in a change of address, when your ship is gone and your pod is scrammed... the only thing left is "Yo Momma!". Here are some of the ones I have seen: - Your momma is so fat, she has smaller fat ladies orbiting her. - Your momma is so big, she can collapse a stable wormhole in one pass. - Your momma is so fat, her casule gets mistaken for a gas silo. - Yo Momma is so ugly, the sleepers see her and think "It's just a nightmare" and roll over and go back to sleep. - I keep having to take "Large colloidable object" from my overview and then realized I was in fleet with... Yo Momma!
THE L0CK	Posted - 2009.05.08 00:48:00 - [2] Your momma so strict, she wants you to quit the game, leave the basement, and get a life!
Guillame Herschel Gallente Buffalo Soldiers	Posted - 2009.05.08 00:54:00 - [3] Yo momma is so fat BECAUSE OF FALCON *-- The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then* --**
Nick Curso Black Nova Corp KenZoku	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:07:00 - [4] WTF when is mothers day?!
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:09:00 - [5] Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! soonÖ Originally by: Akita T Seriously ? ...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
Lt Shard United Trade Coalition	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:15:00 - [6] Yo Momma's a Templar an amarrian fighter drone used by carriers. _________________________ Yes, I know the Titan is small in my sig.
Nick Curso Black Nova Corp KenZoku	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:17:00 - [7] Originally by: Lance Fighter Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! soonÖ oh ffs
dankness420	Posted - 2009.05.08 01:22:00 - [8] yo momma is so fat, she makes lady scarlet look small
Dao2 Caldari No Limit Productions Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2009.05.08 03:23:00 - [9] yo momma is so fat she needs a cyno to move around
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2009.05.08 03:53:00 - [10] You momma so fat the empires have declined her docking requests for fear of a gravitational collision. ______________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008

bomber80133 Caldari THE MuPPeT FaCTOrY PuPPet MasTers	Posted - 2009.05.08 06:19:00 - [11] Originally by: Dao2 yo momma is so fat she needs a cyno to move around Dat is treuew, especially if she has a name like 'NYX' ! Yo Momma's so fat, that when she farts people mistake it for a gas cloud !
Chinwe Rhei Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2009.05.08 07:42:00 - [12] Yo momma's so fat she needs a MWD to crawl around
Gandoral	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:08:00 - [13] yo momma is black and drives the A-Team bus
Reven Cordelle Caldari Yamainu-Mirai Heavy Industries	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:21:00 - [14] Yo Momma's so fat, she takes 45 minutes to align.
Alexi Borizkova Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:22:00 - [15] There once was a young lad named doc Whose lovelife kept him up 'round the clock Some women cheered him, and many did fear him, For his enormous eleven inch... scar down the side of his face, it was really quite awful, but he was a good boy, and he always called his mother.
Leana Darkrider Creatio -ex- nihilo	Posted - 2009.05.08 08:26:00 - [16] What's a mothersday? didn't need that mother anyway

CCP Atropos C C P	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:04:00 - [17] Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) Software Engineer CCP Engineering Services

Akura kawanaka	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:14:00 - [18] Originally by: CCP Atropos Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. and Australia!
Maria Kalista Amarr Emerald Forest Securities	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:19:00 - [19] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) Not my part (NL) of Yurup Originally by: Jacharian This sounds like a bad idea. I'm in.
Mihali	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:28:00 - [20] Your mother is so fat, when she enters Jita, she raises local by 100!

Leana Darkrider Creatio -ex- nihilo	Posted - 2009.05.08 09:34:00 - [21] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May.
Vak'ran	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:35:00 - [22] Originally by: Maria Kalista Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) Not my part (NL) of Yurup I wondered about this, why? And I would of sworn I saw mother's day commercials in march... are we in good Dutch trading tradition pushing for doing it twice a year?? ----- Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums.
Gen Ackbar	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:36:00 - [23] Your mother is so fat she makes Lady Scarlet look thin?
Zaldoc	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:44:00 - [24] Your mother is so fat that my freighter aligns faster.
Shaemell Buttleson Euphoria Released	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:47:00 - [25] Your momma is your momma, she's must have been a bad person!
Gen Ackbar	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:48:00 - [26] Your momma is such a HO, you put a quarter in her ear and her teeth fold back.

CCP Atropos C C P	Posted - 2009.05.08 10:49:00 - [27] Originally by: Leana Darkrider Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May. Well I deliberately went back to England in March to celebrate Mother's Day with my mother. If you check up on Wikipedia about this you get the following: Originally by: Wikipedia Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday. Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe. I took this to assume Europe too, but upon closer inspection I'm wrong on this. Blame posting from bed after waking up It is true, however, that the bulk of countries have Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May, which this year falls on the 10th of May. Compared to to the choice of fourth Sunday in Lent as the celebration day in the UK, Ireland and Nigeria, which was the 22nd of March. Software Engineer CCP Engineering Services

Leana Darkrider Creatio -ex- nihilo	Posted - 2009.05.08 11:22:00 - [28] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Leana Darkrider Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May. Well I deliberately went back to England in March to celebrate Mother's Day with my mother. If you check up on Wikipedia about this you get the following: Originally by: Wikipedia Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday. Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe. I took this to assume Europe too, but upon closer inspection I'm wrong on this. Blame posting from bed after waking up It is true, however, that the bulk of countries have Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May, which this year falls on the 10th of May. Compared to to the choice of fourth Sunday in Lent as the celebration day in the UK, Ireland and Nigeria, which was the 22nd of March. Hehe, the english always do things differently. drive on the wrong side of the road celebrate mothersday on a different day then the rest of the world Men wear skirts, oh wait, that's the scottish
Ariane VoxDei	Posted - 2009.05.08 11:40:00 - [29] Yo momma's so ugly that the Eve gate closed itself rather than let her pass through. Yo mamma's so fat, ugly and smelly that we'll never get WIS. People would quit Eve in horror after meeting her in station. We can go deeper, but would you really want to
Shemmy Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:15:00 - [30] Yo momma's so fat, even Xelas was in better shape. Yo momma's so fat, the other half's off-grid. Yo momma's so big, people keep expecting her to fire a doomsday. Yo momma's so stupid I contract-scammed her for all your inheritance.

Ciylana Nemamiah Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:36:00 - [31] Originally by: THE L0CK Your momma so strict, she wants you to quit the game, leave the basement, and get a life! Thats just cold dawg. --
Doctor Penguin Amarr Celestial Ascension Tenth Legion	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:39:00 - [32] Edited by: Doctor Penguin on 08/05/2009 12:38:50 Yo mamma's so fat, I have docking rights! Wait. EWW ________________________________________________ http://eve.drome.nl/CaodCleaner/ Help make CAOD readable.
Yaggher Xanuben Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:39:00 - [33] Yo momma's so fat she needs to be webbed to get moving. Yo momma's so fat she can bump planets.
feiht'd'ero	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:01:00 - [34] Yo momma's so fat Chribba wants to mine her
Shemmy Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:29:00 - [35] Originally by: feiht'd'ero Yo momma's so fat Chribba wants to mine her Yo momma's so fat, she's sucking up all Chribba's bandwidth?
Tippia Raddick Explorations	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:33:00 - [36] Yo momma's so fat, they need to find something bigger than an "expansion" to introduce her into the game. ——— “If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡… you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.” — Karath Piki
aka Ishur Stormwolf Holdings LLC Unitary Enterprises	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:49:00 - [37] Yo momma buffer tanks....TITANS
Rilwar BlackStar Industrial	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:24:00 - [38] Yo mommas so fat, target painting her buffer overflows the node while calculating her SigRad Yo Mommas so fat, CONCORD don't allow her in highsec Yo mommas so fat, the stork didn't drop her off, she was a job in a X-Large Assembly array Yo mommas so fat, I lost connection to my drones while they were orbiting her Mitnal was here.
Shemmy Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:27:00 - [39] While they're bouncing around in my head ... Yo momma's so big, everyone's got spies in her. Yo momma's so ugly, I mistook her for a Dominix. Yo momma's so fat, she blocks out both suns at the same time. Yo momma's so heavy that when she jumps, they can feel it in the drone regions. Yo momma's so fat, she ATE BOB's barbecue ... Yo momma's so fat, she pays Pandemic Legion to keep her trousers in reinforced.
Rilwar BlackStar Industrial	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:32:00 - [40] Yo mommas so fat, she can't tank Cit Torps Mitnal was here.

Lucious Desire	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:38:00 - [41] yo mommas so cross eyed she threw a rock at a titan...and missed
THE L0CK	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:38:00 - [42] Originally by: CCP Atropos Blame posting from bed after waking up Man, that's dedication. I at least get up to pee before anything else.
5had0wrunn3r StarHunt Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:57:00 - [43] Originally by: Leana Darkrider Hehe, the english always do things properly. Fixed
Eli Porter Amarr Broski Enterprises Avarice.	Posted - 2009.05.08 15:00:00 - [44] Your mama's so big she can doomsday the entire system
Cyonidicus	Posted - 2009.05.08 15:34:00 - [45] Originally by: 5had0wrunn3r Originally by: Leana Darkrider Hehe, the english always do things properly. Fixed The truth Yo mommas so fat she used to go POS bowling with BoB
THE L0CK	Posted - 2009.05.08 15:41:00 - [46] Originally by: Cyonidicus Originally by: 5had0wrunn3r Originally by: Leana Darkrider Hehe, the english always do things properly. Fixed The truth Yo mommas so fat she used to go POS bowling with BoB Tis true! They even **** everything up properly!
therealdhs	Posted - 2009.05.08 15:42:00 - [47] Yo mama's so fat, her BPC can only fit in a Charon. Yo mama's so fat, she has to activate her Industrial Core to eat. -------- Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. Fry: Don't worry, Bender: there's no such thing as two.
Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.05.08 16:11:00 - [48] I just laughed so hard reading this thread I think I shat myself. Yo momma is so ugly she does not need a mining laser to extract ore, she just scares it out of the asteroids.
Da'iel Zehn Construct Core Operations Construct Consortium	Posted - 2009.05.08 16:48:00 - [49] Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:51:59 Yo momma's eating habits are so refined (being so nasty fat) that she eats veld and sh*ts tritanium. -- DZ's website Got a problem? Talk to my gun.
Doctor Penguin Amarr Celestial Ascension Tenth Legion	Posted - 2009.05.08 16:51:00 - [50] Originally by: Da'iel Zehn Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:48:49 Yo momma's eating habits are so refined that she eats veld and sh*ts tritanium. /thread ________________________________________________ http://eve.drome.nl/CaodCleaner/ Help make CAOD readable.

Kazuo Ishiguro House of Marbles Zzz	Posted - 2009.05.08 17:22:00 - [51] Yo momma's so far, BoB mistook her for a region and claimed her. (source) --- 20:1 mineral compression ISRC Racing, Season 7 - schedule
rubico1337	Posted - 2009.05.08 17:24:00 - [52] yo momma so fat, she needs 3 stabs to stabilize her warp core
Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.05.08 17:42:00 - [53] Yo momma is so fat, she docks next to everybody. Yo momma is so fat, you can find her with one combat scanner set at a 32AU diameter and she comes up as "Structure, 100%". (those of you who scan will know that's HUGE). Yo momma is so ugly, they invented the prototype cloak just for her.
Donny Osmond Nex Vindex	Posted - 2009.05.08 17:56:00 - [54] Edited by: Donny Osmond on 08/05/2009 17:57:00 Your mothers so fat, when she was coming out of the sea from swimming, she got pushed back in by greenpeace. Your mothers so fat, she got asked to move from the beech so the tide could come in. Your mother got run over the over day, its not as if the driver did not have enough room to go round, just not enough fuel.
Banana Torres The Green Banana Corporation	Posted - 2009.05.08 17:57:00 - [55] Your momma's son is so stupid, he can't even spell misogyny.
Guillame Herschel Gallente Buffalo Soldiers	Posted - 2009.05.08 17:58:00 - [56] I accidentally Yo momma. *-- The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then* --**
Shemmy Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.05.08 18:20:00 - [57] Edited by: Shemmy on 08/05/2009 18:22:23 Originally by: Doctor Penguin Originally by: Da'iel Zehn Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:48:49 Yo momma's eating habits are so refined that she eats veld and sh*ts tritanium. /thread This, I give up.
BillyBob Esq	Posted - 2009.05.08 18:32:00 - [58] Your mama's so fat my corp took one look at her and said 'we need an orca and some hulks' Your mothers is available for less then 1 mil if you act now //I'll have to take that one to jita
BillyBob Esq	Posted - 2009.05.08 18:34:00 - [59] Your mamas so fat she wont fit in a frieghter even after you repackage her
Lord Flatulence Caldari Spack Lords	Posted - 2009.05.08 19:03:00 - [60] Yo Mamma so fat she eats her dinner off of 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates

Flamewave Crimson Moon Society	Posted - 2009.05.08 19:17:00 - [61] Yo mama's so fat, she tripped and fell and broke the Malkalen station. Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need an address. She doesn't need a zip code. They named the whole system after her. Yo mama's so fat, she thinks about Avatar titans. A lot. __________
Ak'athra J'ador Amarr Can't Decide Balance of Judgment	Posted - 2009.05.08 20:13:00 - [62] yo momma is so ugly, Veto paid her ransom, to get out of local :) note: not mine, i remember it from the previous yo momma thread...
Guillame Herschel Gallente Buffalo Soldiers	Posted - 2009.05.08 20:14:00 - [63] Yo mommas so fat when she clone jumps, the galaxy tips over. *-- The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then* --**
big miker Minmatar Order of Anarchy	Posted - 2009.05.08 20:24:00 - [64] yo mommas so fat, she needs a downtime to get logged on!
Mikal Drey Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.05.08 20:28:00 - [65] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Wikipedia Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday. Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe. do you think i could convince my mum i turned devil worshiper. Shattered Crystal - 60 day GTC
Zaqar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2009.05.08 20:31:00 - [66] Yo momma's waistline is measured in AU
Lee Thrace Dynaverse Corporation	Posted - 2009.05.08 20:43:00 - [67] Originally by: Guillame Herschel Yo mommas so fat when she clone jumps, the galaxy tips over. that one's ****in funny!! :D
Bestofworst Gallente Double Eagle Enterprises	Posted - 2009.05.08 20:56:00 - [68] Your momma so fat she needs to be pulled with a Capital Tractor Beam to move around. Your momma so fat she caused the Eve Gate to open Your momma so ugly she caused the Eve Gate to close Your momma so ugly it's like setting off smartbombs on anyone that looks at her face within 5km.
Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.05.08 21:02:00 - [69] Originally by: Guillame Herschel Yo mommas so fat when she clone jumps, the galaxy tips over. +1 that's a good one.
Ethereal Hatebreeder Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.05.08 21:19:00 - [70] Yo mommas so fat when she warps in people warp out and petition the Titan in high sec. Yo mommas so fat I tried to setup a POS in her orbit. Then she ate it. -- Minmatar Diplomacy : The 10 seconds it takes to reload our projectile turrets.

Ethereal Hatebreeder Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.05.08 21:20:00 - [71] Originally by: Da'iel Zehn Edited by: Da''iel Zehn on 08/05/2009 16:58:25 Yo momma's eating habits are so refined (being so nasty fat) that she eats veld and shts tritanium! Epic. -- Minmatar Diplomacy : The 10 seconds it takes to reload our projectile turrets.*
Nomakai Delateriel Amarr Ammatar Free Corps	Posted - 2009.05.08 21:31:00 - [72] Jumpgates can only be opened in systems with two massive gravity wells. One's the star, the other is Yo Momma! ______________________________________________ -My respect can not be won, only lost. It's given freely and only grudgingly withdrawn.
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Star's Dust Industrie	Posted - 2009.05.08 21:58:00 - [73] Originally by: CCP Atropos Originally by: Nick Curso WTF when is mothers day?! Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year. Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall) oops... Fetchez la vache ! moar(tm) < soon(tm) :(
Weight What	Posted - 2009.05.08 23:14:00 - [74] Originally by: Magic Dragonrider Tao Ball A mother is to honoured. A suckling pig is to be slaughtered. The rain of change blinds the decisions of a fool. ----------------------------------------------- Annonymous, trading as "Weight What".
Herzog Wolfhammer	Posted - 2009.05.09 02:29:00 - [75] You momma is so big, I can't get the core scanners to ignore her signature.
Allen Ramses Caldari Typo Corp	Posted - 2009.05.09 03:06:00 - [76] Yo Momma so fat, LadyScarlet makes fun of her. ____________________ CCP: Catering to the cowards of a cold, harsh universe since November, 2006.
F'nog Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards	Posted - 2009.05.09 04:55:00 - [77] Yo momma's so fat F=MmG/r^2 means nothing to her. What? Aren't we all nerds here? Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows


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