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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.19 05:33:00 -
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Quote: The most ironic part of these "Goons are killing EVE" threads we see pop up, is this:
EVE now has more players than it's ever had. It rarely drops below 30k people online, and I've seen spike nears 50k regularly over the last few months. When I started in 2007, 30k was a peak spike.
EVE now gets more press than it ever has. Goons are directly, or indirectly, responsible for a huge percentage of the out-of-game press this games gets. NYC articles, BBC articles, many because of some action the Goons were directly responsible for or a part of.
The only thing Goons are killing is the e-Honour good fights paradise people like Snot Shot loved so much. The game itself is more interesting, and stronger, than it's ever been.
Sertan you bring up a few good points which we should explore a little more here. According to your statements above we are to understand that:
1) EVE membership has grown substantially since 2007.......ok thanks for the update. 2) Actions of Goons have produced more press than ever for EVE.....eluding to Goons responsible for 1) 3) Goons are killing PvP of EVE replacing it with backstabbing and sh*t talking anyone who is not a Goon. 4) Goons make the game more interesting.......for other Goons. Certainly you did not mean the anyone else?
So lets say your right on 1 & 2 and this massive wave of memberships are because of the actions of Goons and the out-of -game articles about them. All these articles are about how Goons fu*ked over a large number of people by metagaming. So then the next logical question is who is reading these articles and then heading to their computers to join EVE? Welp......people like Goons.
So with the detail provided we can get a pretty clear picture as to where Goons are taking us. The current face of EVE to the public is Goons and their actions. Their actions attract others like them to the game who just want to do similar sh*tty things to people trying to have a good time. Thanks Goons for making the game more interesting for us......
Quote: "First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. "
What I would like to remind the EVE Community of is that when someone joins Goons it's because they are first a member of an out of game community of griefers. They then join EVE, join Goons and, as we can all see by checking any Goon emp history, they rarely ever leave Goons. The Alliance grows in this way each day with the goal being to make your time online as miserable as possible and laughing about the wreckage they leave behind.
Quote: "While the majority of the failure alliances, corporations, and members we kill simply merge into other failed alliances and corporations like some rusted junkyard Voltron with Downs Syndrome (see Aggression/Atlas/Cult of War/Etc.), a few of these failures actually quit the game. This adds up. We realize this. Our enemies are less powerful than they were before."
As we have seen over the last few weeks many Alliances are doing total resets and taking the opportunity to start fresh building new relationships and strengthening old ones. While you do this keep in mind that the water is getting hot and Goons are relying on you not to notice until its too late. PL/AAA/NC/TRI/Atlas/XX and all the other large Alliances out there planning you futures, ask yourself if where Goons are taking EVE now is what you envisioned when you headed to your computer years ago to join EVE...
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.19 06:54:00 -
[182]
Hey Snot can I get your phone number?
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Dahlia Houghton
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.19 07:02:00 -
[183]
Man just when I thought I'd spend today with a crippling hangover I see a new Snot Shot post to brighten my day.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 04:08:00 -
[184]
Quote: Snot just wanted to let you know that Goons have been telling each other not to post in this thread so it will fall to the bottom of the page quickly. Keep it up man, first time anyone has actually been able to shut these ****ers up.
Quote: Hey if your sticking anymore quotes up on your thread please throw this one on: "Thanks a lot to Morsus Mihi and Razor for unleashing this tidal wave of Goon sh*t across EVE. Now do something to help us clean up your fu*king mess.
Quote: Have you noticed the NC posting less and less on CAOD hoping no one remembers that they are the reason we are all suffering with these re*ards now. If you see Fred0 down south playing with his Goonie friends tell him thanks a**hole.
Welp I see there are plenty of resets happening so keep it up all and maybe someday we will be able to cure EVE's cancer........just sayin..
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Terribad
Gallente Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.07.22 04:09:00 -
[185]
no snot shot, you are the napfest
and then snot shot was cancer -------------------------------------------------- goons |

Twilight Magester
Caldari Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.07.22 06:08:00 -
[186]
Sooooooooooo. When are we gonna invade Delve to rid the (EVE) universe of the ebil goonie menace? I wanna put some bees in a jar :D they make good pets and eat hunny.
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Roy Awesome
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 06:35:00 -
[187]
Oh, Dr. Shot, You truly are the best poster, aren't you?
-Roy Awesome
Now a CCP Navigator certified main! |

Hinkledolph
Minmatar Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.22 07:44:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
Best post in this thread
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Selquita
Gallente Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2009.07.22 08:51:00 -
[189]
Goons? They're so 2008.
You know who really needs to be taken out? Blood Raiders.
Those guys are freaking griefers! I mean, I'll just be hanging out in a belt, minding my own, and BAM! Like five frigates show up and start shooting my battleship for no reason. CCP totally needs to ban them!
And Veldspar. Veldspar is everywhere. I think it hacks... ====================================
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Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 13:16:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Quote: Snot just wanted to let you know that Goons have been telling each other not to post in this thread so it will fall to the bottom of the page quickly. Keep it up man, first time anyone has actually been able to shut these ****ers up.
Now we know you're just making **** up.
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kayentelva
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.07.22 14:22:00 -
[191]
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 14:58:00 -
[192]
Originally by: kayentelva
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
Pretty much spot on really.
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Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:02:00 -
[193]
Originally by: kayentelva
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
I agree
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Bagdon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:05:00 -
[194]
Originally by: kayentelva
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
you're controlling our game
(5p)
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:07:00 -
[195]
Originally by: kayentelva
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
Being so terrible in game, I can see why you'd invest time in a forum strategy. --- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Bagdon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:21:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: kayentelva
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
Being so terrible in game, I can see why you'd invest time in a forum strategy.
10 points
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Falin Whalen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 20:03:00 -
[197]
Originally by: kayentelva
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
This from a useless RP Alliance ***got!
(10pts)
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Orree
Gallente Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.07.22 21:22:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Sertan Deras <snip> The only thing Goons are killing is the e-Honour good fights paradise people like Snot Shot love so much but never existed. The game itself is more interesting, and stronger, than it's ever been.
Fixed that.
What goes on today isn't that different from the way it used to be. It's just on a larger scale and there are different actors.
"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." ---Benjamin Disraeli |

Tinnian Maso
Gallente Vanguard Venture Vanguard Venture Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 21:43:00 -
[199]
Hmmm 7 pages? Must be interesting but can't be bothered to find out.
A brief summary please?
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 21:47:00 -
[200]
Originally by: kayentelva every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points.
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Valorous Bob
Gallente TARSHISH FOUNDATION Insomniacs United
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:07:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
Thats a good point, but how do u expect new players to trust you if you scam so many people? Also according to this arcticle (Link) you have to be an active member of SA.com for 3 months before you can join so its not like you're open to just any EVE noob. _______________________________________________
Originally by: Governor LePetomane You know who I can't stand? Explorers. Smug, invisible bastards. 
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Dionisius
Gallente Saiyans United death from above..
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:15:00 -
[202]
Skipping the dull parts...
The game was way more interesting when things all boiled down to point guns at the enemy and shoot it, not the metacrap we see today, in other words... just kill the damn goons they aren't worth having around anyway. _____________________________________
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Del369
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:26:00 -
[203]
Snotty, seriously, at this point seeking the help of a a medical professional is strongly advised. 
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Lea Re
Caldari Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:46:00 -
[204]
Originally by: Miep Miep Ah blabla Goons are playing the same game as everyone else. Maybe they started as mentioned in the first post but now they are just a normal alliance with a horribel ts and some nice excuse if they fail. Zzz boring
first reasonable statement in this thread and probably the last one too |

fishblades
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 23:02:00 -
[205]
August 1st is my birthday ooooo boy I can't wait.
Snot is so mad all he does is chill cloaked in nol trolling us badly, its pretty cute. You guys should come check it out sometime.
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Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 23:46:00 -
[206]
Originally by: kayentelva
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
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TurboDog2
Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.22 23:58:00 -
[207]
GOONFAIL
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 00:19:00 -
[208]
Originally by: TurboDog2 GOONFAIL
This forum battle is a mess, you'd better safespot.
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SmugBaldy
Caldari AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.23 02:50:00 -
[209]
Originally by: Tinnian Maso Hmmm 7 pages? Must be interesting but can't be bothered to find out.
A brief summary please?
Pretty standard:
OP: Waah. Everyone else: grrr.
It's hard to think when you're not used to it. |

Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:34:00 -
[210]
As most of you might think I am being a little bias only posting some of the positive EVEmails I have recived, I thought it might be good to put a few up from our "winners"...
Quote: I am sick of seeing your sh*t posts about us on CAOD! Why don't you uncloak and take us on 1v1 and see how tough you are!! Your just mad cuz we run eve now and have control the big allinaces for what we wnat.......awwww....tooooobad!! Goons are getting stronger everyday and soon we wont need naps!
Quote: You think your funny with all the poasting on CAOD hu. Well I know who you are in PL and am going to wait till you are in a Dread and then tell Shadoo.
Quote: Are you an idiot or something? No one is going to do anything about us because there is no one big enough left to do it. "Your EVE" was dumb enough to sit by and watch us kill the only Allaince big enough to put up a fight and now the only Alliances left are pieces of sh*t old ones duct taped together at best. Your right, we don't give a sh*t about EVE but guess what, there is no one left to stop us so FU*K OFF!!
Quote: "This game is riddled with emo fa*gots like us and its not going to stop anytime soon. You can whine all you want but it aint going to change that we got that emo tool Hargoth to click his mouse and the nap train to head south.
So with the above information provided, I have the following questions:
* Does the NC regret helping to kill BoB and replacing them with Goons? * Does the NC feel like they were used by Goons and the pay-off was not worth it?
I was told by plenty that EVEmailed me that the NC is old-school EVE and are pretty pi**ed off at how much of a bunch of id*ots Goons are.
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |
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