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Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:00:00 -
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So now that it's settling down a bit I thought I'd present a perspective for discussion related to the current direction of 0.0 politics which I have been thinking about these last few months. No, I'm not going to start in with the usual purse swinging that's been going on in here for the last 5 months but I might ask "Is it true that 84%................" at the end of this so stay tuned...
Here goes... We as a Community now stand at the crossroads in EVE history where BoB has been dismantled and all whom ever had an old axe to grind got to stand over the grave, cast in the chip or tissue carried for so long, and wipe the slate clean. In the end BoB had waged war against too many thus producing far more enemies than allies for which they have now paid the ultimate price. With that said and done, I had one question as I headed out to NOL to take a look around......did they leave anything of note behind?....besides Delve....
As I wandered the dark halls of the NOL-M9 station I came across the ransacked office of SirMolle and strolled in to take a look around. The place was trashed and smelled like scotch and cigars, files were strewn about and yet a picture of him with trademark pink hat and cigar still hung neatly on the wall untouched as if it was kryptonite to some....
When I turned to walk out I noticed a thick file on the floor labeled "GoonSwarm - 2006" wrapped by a large rubber-band. Not really in any rush I decided to picked it up take a seat in Molle's old chair and have myself a read. To my surprise there was a few good smokes and a half pint left in the top draw so I fired one up, took a good pull of scotch, and opened the file......
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"First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. We're a bunch of quasi-sadistic goofballs who like to pretend we're ******s (although many of us aren't actually pretending). Or something like that, I don't f*cking know.ö
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"While the majority of the failure alliances, corporations, and members we kill simply merge into other failed alliances and corporations like some rusted junkyard Voltron with Downs Syndrome (see Aggression/Atlas/Cult of War/Etc.), a few of these failures actually quit the game. This adds up. We realize this. Our enemies are less powerful than they were before. More so, some of the brighter members of the failure alliances we fight wake up from the cluster**** that is their horrible alliance and then join one of our allies (or just join us after pressing button and disbanding their ****ty alliance).
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However, you need not worry. Unless CCP is crafty in devising new ways to allow us to grief this game (psst... this freeform contract thing isn't helping), after clearing 0.0 of more ***gots, we goons will likely try our best to ruin Empire for everybody, eventually get bored, and stop logging in. Then you can strike, claim victory, Sir Molle can say "Patience" blah blah blah."
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"We are not here to play the same Eve that you play. We are not trying to balance the powers in 0.0. We are not here to make this an enjoyable experience for you, or to give you "good fights". So stop pleading for that. We care little about "being the best". We aren't. We won because you are horrible at Eve."
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"We control YOUR game".....
Just sayin..... |
Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:01:00 -
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There were pages upon pages of quotes all spraying the same mantra so I put the file on the desk and leaned back for a bit as the smoke swirled upwards toward the light above. Taking another drink I wrote down a few questions which I pose to you all below...
* Do you think BoB saw early on what GoonSwarms plan was for EVE and therefore tried to rid the game of them?
* Do the Alliances whom have now settled their old scores with BoB understand that GoonSwarm is a cancer within EVE and nothing to keep it in check now?
* Is this the vision we have for EVE? To rally behind and have the face of EVE be "an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls" whose only goal is to make others time in-game miserable?
* Is the tipping point close at hand where the EVE community will finally rally together with the single focus of taking back OUR game?
At this point my concentration was broken as SouljahBoy came screaming into the room thrashing wildly about yelling "we live to post pubby tears like yours on our forums, we sh*t ourselves laughing when we see the cascade failure of
homoerotic gatherings such as yours!!".......he then slipped on some files and knocked himself out...
There has only ever been one consistent message Goons have been sending to us and laughing the whole time..itĘs the only consistent message we receive from Goons since they joined our game. Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their mantra has stayed since the beginning......
Just sayin......Do we "Get Goons" now?
Dr. Shot..
Just sayin..... |
The Mittani
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:06:00 -
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oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |
Snowden Vel
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:08:00 -
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Evidently we haven't cornered the market on forum trolls.
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Daviclond
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:11:00 -
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too long did not read
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The Mittani
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:12:00 -
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free butter dog
also paging jade constantine to this thread
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |
Major Theef
Minmatar
Senex Legio
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:12:00 -
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'Our fight for 0.0...'? Nice thread title, coming from Privateers. Do you even know how to find 0.0?
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AgentSythe
Gallente
V I R I I
Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:13:00 -
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This guy makes my day whenever he posts.
Keep on keepin' on, man.
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:14:00 -
[9]
words words words words!
Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Snowden Vel
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:16:00 -
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"C'mon guys aren't you sick of forum trolling?!? Let's do something about it!"
*posts a gigantic forum troll*
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Pnuka
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Major Theef
'Our fight for 0.0...'? Nice thread title, coming from Privateers. Do you even know how to find 0.0?
To be fair, Snot was present towards the end spewing this stuff in local non-stop. Now I know what the allies in WWII must have felt like listening to the German propaganda loudspeakers as they advanced town to town.
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Kanoubi
Amarr
Enseki
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game.
Nothing new on this post.
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Forranz
Amarr
Rapidshare Mining and Production
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:22:00 -
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Privateers don't go to 0.0, there isn't a station for them to play docking games on.
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Lasakywa
Caldari
Section XIII
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:24:00 -
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Quote:
Our fight for 0.0....
Quote:
Privateer Alliance
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The Mittani
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Kanoubi
Originally by: The Mittani
oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game.
Nothing new on this post.
spying is dishonorable and in goonswarm we don't stand for that sort of thing
we are a christian organization~
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |
Forthcoming Fate
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:48:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Kanoubi
Originally by: The Mittani
oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game.
Nothing new on this post.
spying is dishonorable and in goonswarm we don't stand for that sort of thing
we are a christian organization~
Who's Christian?
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Brmble
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:56:00 -
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"Our fight for 0.0......and the rest of EVE.."
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negativeman.jpg
~ no not believin in urself ~ |
WrathOfOprah
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:58:00 -
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That's a pretty bad poast.
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente
Ultrapolite Socialites
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
GoonSwarm is a cancer within EVE
Originally by: Snot Shot
griefers and forum trolls
Confirming that we control your game
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Gustave Moreau
Gallente
Galactic Extensive Enterprises
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:10:00 -
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The OP just shows how well the goons' tactics work. They need to be used more often.
Well played, ladies and gentlemen. You know you really messed with a guy's head when he's digging up forums crap from three years ago.
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penifSMASH
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:11:00 -
[21]
can someone tl;dr this
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Dahlia Houghton
Caldari
DarkStar 1
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:12:00 -
[22]
This thread is going to be awesome.
OP is terrible though.
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari
DarkStar 1
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:31:00 -
[23]
Oh hey, I have nothing to do today, so I'll spend an afternoon reading that ****.
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari
DarkStar 1
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:31:00 -
[24]
I am ******ed, so it takes me a whole afternoon to read that.
Got it?
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Twigand Berries
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:42:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Snot Shot
take a seat in Molle's old chair and have myself a read.
dude, that's my jerkin chair.
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Luna Nilaya
Caldari
Blood Works Inc.
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:43:00 -
[26]
Confirming that goons have made my time in-game miserable.
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Installing premium content... Deleting file: \boot.ini |
Young Destro
Amarr
Senex Legio
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: Twigand Berries
Originally by: Snot Shot
take a seat in Molle's old chair and have myself a read.
dude, that's my jerkin chair.
I'm pretty sure that isn't scotch in the bottle. |
Reapeat Offender
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:59:00 -
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Snot has obviously been traumatized by Goons. Now that the big war is over, I only hope that we can begin to heal the wounds of the past.
Also, I put on my robe and wizards hat...
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Are GoonSwarm ever going to be allowed to build up in any way in 0.0 space again?
No.
-DB Preacher |
CARY
Caldari
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 15:15:00 -
[29]
Dude stop posting and just disband................
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Havohej
Minmatar
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
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Posted - 2009.07.10 15:26:00 -
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*gets trolled
Kinda funny for a PRVTR to make a post about somebody being bad for the game because they're 'griefers'. This would be better coming from some crappy empire mining alliance full of disgruntled (ex-)Hulk pilots.
"You can still steal their stuff." - CCP Explorer
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