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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:00:00 -
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So now that it's settling down a bit I thought I'd present a perspective for discussion related to the current direction of 0.0 politics which I have been thinking about these last few months. No, I'm not going to start in with the usual purse swinging that's been going on in here for the last 5 months but I might ask "Is it true that 84%................" at the end of this so stay tuned...
Here goes... We as a Community now stand at the crossroads in EVE history where BoB has been dismantled and all whom ever had an old axe to grind got to stand over the grave, cast in the chip or tissue carried for so long, and wipe the slate clean. In the end BoB had waged war against too many thus producing far more enemies than allies for which they have now paid the ultimate price. With that said and done, I had one question as I headed out to NOL to take a look around......did they leave anything of note behind?....besides Delve....
As I wandered the dark halls of the NOL-M9 station I came across the ransacked office of SirMolle and strolled in to take a look around. The place was trashed and smelled like scotch and cigars, files were strewn about and yet a picture of him with trademark pink hat and cigar still hung neatly on the wall untouched as if it was kryptonite to some.... When I turned to walk out I noticed a thick file on the floor labeled "GoonSwarm - 2006" wrapped by a large rubber-band. Not really in any rush I decided to picked it up take a seat in Molle's old chair and have myself a read. To my surprise there was a few good smokes and a half pint left in the top draw so I fired one up, took a good pull of scotch, and opened the file......
Quote: "First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. We're a bunch of quasi-sadistic goofballs who like to pretend we're ******s (although many of us aren't actually pretending). Or something like that, I don't f*cking know.ö
Quote: "While the majority of the failure alliances, corporations, and members we kill simply merge into other failed alliances and corporations like some rusted junkyard Voltron with Downs Syndrome (see Aggression/Atlas/Cult of War/Etc.), a few of these failures actually quit the game. This adds up. We realize this. Our enemies are less powerful than they were before. More so, some of the brighter members of the failure alliances we fight wake up from the cluster**** that is their horrible alliance and then join one of our allies (or just join us after pressing button and disbanding their ****ty alliance).
Quote: However, you need not worry. Unless CCP is crafty in devising new ways to allow us to grief this game (psst... this freeform contract thing isn't helping), after clearing 0.0 of more ***gots, we goons will likely try our best to ruin Empire for everybody, eventually get bored, and stop logging in. Then you can strike, claim victory, Sir Molle can say "Patience" blah blah blah."
Quote: "We are not here to play the same Eve that you play. We are not trying to balance the powers in 0.0. We are not here to make this an enjoyable experience for you, or to give you "good fights". So stop pleading for that. We care little about "being the best". We aren't. We won because you are horrible at Eve."
Quote: "We control YOUR game".....
Just sayin..... |

Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:01:00 -
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There were pages upon pages of quotes all spraying the same mantra so I put the file on the desk and leaned back for a bit as the smoke swirled upwards toward the light above. Taking another drink I wrote down a few questions which I pose to you all below...
* Do you think BoB saw early on what GoonSwarms plan was for EVE and therefore tried to rid the game of them?
* Do the Alliances whom have now settled their old scores with BoB understand that GoonSwarm is a cancer within EVE and nothing to keep it in check now?
* Is this the vision we have for EVE? To rally behind and have the face of EVE be "an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls" whose only goal is to make others time in-game miserable?
* Is the tipping point close at hand where the EVE community will finally rally together with the single focus of taking back OUR game?
At this point my concentration was broken as SouljahBoy came screaming into the room thrashing wildly about yelling "we live to post pubby tears like yours on our forums, we sh*t ourselves laughing when we see the cascade failure of homoerotic gatherings such as yours!!".......he then slipped on some files and knocked himself out...
There has only ever been one consistent message Goons have been sending to us and laughing the whole time..itÆs the only consistent message we receive from Goons since they joined our game. Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their mantra has stayed since the beginning......
Just sayin......Do we "Get Goons" now?
Dr. Shot..
Just sayin..... |

The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:06:00 -
[3]
oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |

Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:08:00 -
[4]
Evidently we haven't cornered the market on forum trolls.
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Daviclond
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:11:00 -
[5]
too long did not read
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:12:00 -
[6]
free butter dog
also paging jade constantine to this thread
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |

Major Theef
Minmatar Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:12:00 -
[7]
'Our fight for 0.0...'? Nice thread title, coming from Privateers. Do you even know how to find 0.0?
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AgentSythe
Gallente V I R I I Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:13:00 -
[8]
This guy makes my day whenever he posts.
Keep on keepin' on, man.
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:14:00 -
[9]
words words words words! Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:16:00 -
[10]
"C'mon guys aren't you sick of forum trolling?!? Let's do something about it!" *posts a gigantic forum troll*
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Pnuka
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Major Theef 'Our fight for 0.0...'? Nice thread title, coming from Privateers. Do you even know how to find 0.0?
To be fair, Snot was present towards the end spewing this stuff in local non-stop. Now I know what the allies in WWII must have felt like listening to the German propaganda loudspeakers as they advanced town to town.
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Kanoubi
Amarr Enseki
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game. Nothing new on this post.
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Forranz
Amarr Rapidshare Mining and Production Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:22:00 -
[13]
Privateers don't go to 0.0, there isn't a station for them to play docking games on.
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Lasakywa
Caldari Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:24:00 -
[14]
Quote: Our fight for 0.0....
Quote: Privateer Alliance
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:27:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Kanoubi
Originally by: The Mittani oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game. Nothing new on this post.
spying is dishonorable and in goonswarm we don't stand for that sort of thing
we are a christian organization~
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |

Forthcoming Fate
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:48:00 -
[16]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Kanoubi
Originally by: The Mittani oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game. Nothing new on this post.
spying is dishonorable and in goonswarm we don't stand for that sort of thing
we are a christian organization~
Who's Christian?
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Brmble
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:56:00 -
[17]
"Our fight for 0.0......and the rest of EVE.."
__/ negativeman.jpg ~ no not believin in urself ~ |

WrathOfOprah
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 13:58:00 -
[18]
That's a pretty bad poast.
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
GoonSwarm is a cancer within EVE
Originally by: Snot Shot
griefers and forum trolls
Confirming that we control your game
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Gustave Moreau
Gallente Galactic Extensive Enterprises SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:10:00 -
[20]
The OP just shows how well the goons' tactics work. They need to be used more often.
Well played, ladies and gentlemen. You know you really messed with a guy's head when he's digging up forums crap from three years ago.
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penifSMASH
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:11:00 -
[21]
can someone tl;dr this
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Dahlia Houghton
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:12:00 -
[22]
This thread is going to be awesome.
OP is terrible though.
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:31:00 -
[23]
Oh hey, I have nothing to do today, so I'll spend an afternoon reading that ****.
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:31:00 -
[24]
I am ******ed, so it takes me a whole afternoon to read that.
Got it?
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Twigand Berries
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:42:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Snot Shot
take a seat in Molle's old chair and have myself a read.
dude, that's my jerkin chair.
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Luna Nilaya
Caldari Blood Works Inc. Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:43:00 -
[26]
Confirming that goons have made my time in-game miserable. -
Installing premium content... Deleting file: \boot.ini |

Young Destro
Amarr Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:58:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Twigand Berries
Originally by: Snot Shot
take a seat in Molle's old chair and have myself a read.
dude, that's my jerkin chair.
I'm pretty sure that isn't scotch in the bottle. |

Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 14:59:00 -
[28]
Snot has obviously been traumatized by Goons. Now that the big war is over, I only hope that we can begin to heal the wounds of the past.
Also, I put on my robe and wizards hat...
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Are GoonSwarm ever going to be allowed to build up in any way in 0.0 space again? No.
-DB Preacher |

CARY
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 15:15:00 -
[29]
Dude stop posting and just disband................
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Havohej
Minmatar Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
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Posted - 2009.07.10 15:26:00 -
[30]
*gets trolled
Kinda funny for a PRVTR to make a post about somebody being bad for the game because they're 'griefers'. This would be better coming from some crappy empire mining alliance full of disgruntled (ex-)Hulk pilots.
"You can still steal their stuff." - CCP Explorer
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 15:30:00 -
[31]
u mad?
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IceGoon
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 15:55:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Scatim Helicon u mad?
oh he mad.
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Fossil Wolf
Caldari omen. Gay4Life
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:10:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Snot Shot * Is the tipping point close at hand where the EVE community will finally rally together with the single focus of taking back OUR game?
Linkage
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Sanitarium Slave
Minmatar Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:15:00 -
[34]
oh hey guys whats going on here
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Invelious
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:24:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Invelious on 10/07/2009 16:24:05 Edited by: Invelious on 10/07/2009 16:23:53
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Kanoubi
Originally by: The Mittani oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game. Nothing new on this post.
spying is dishonorable and in goonswarm we don't stand for that sort of thing
we are a christian organization~
May God be with you.
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Sanitarium Slave
Minmatar Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:31:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Invelious Edited by: Invelious on 10/07/2009 16:24:05 Edited by: Invelious on 10/07/2009 16:23:53
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Kanoubi
Originally by: The Mittani oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
On last tentonhammer "story" you almost imply that your early main objective in the game was spy and hacking aka ruin other players game. Nothing new on this post.
spying is dishonorable and in goonswarm we don't stand for that sort of thing
we are a christian organization~
May God be with you.
A+
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Moxyll
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:34:00 -
[37]
1) Denial 2) Anger <--- you are here. 3) Bargaining 4) Depression 5) Acceptance 6) Lolcats <--- the rest of us are waiting for you here.
The Goons won, man, and they seemed to have a lot of fun doing it. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Let go your frustrations, wipe the slate clean, etc. etc.
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:39:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Moxyll 1) Denial 2) Anger <--- you are here. 3) Bargaining 4) Depression 5) Acceptance 6) Lolcats <--- the rest of us are waiting for you here.
Ok, this brought a smile on my face, thank you :)
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El Muerte
Caldari Black Nova Corp
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Posted - 2009.07.10 16:46:00 -
[39]
I am not going to lie. This was almost as funny as some of Mitts war updates.
Please keep em comming. Nice read while at work.
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Kun'mi
Amarr DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 17:16:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Moxyll 1) Denial 2) Anger <--- you are here. 3) Bargaining 4) Depression 5) Acceptance 6) Lolcats <--- the rest of us are waiting for you here.
The Goons won, man, and they seemed to have a lot of fun doing it. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Let go your frustrations, wipe the slate clean, etc. etc.
this post, best post
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 17:38:00 -
[41]
I read every word.
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SavageBastard
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 17:41:00 -
[42]
Epic thread dude.
(News flash: You can't ruin a game by playing it.)
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BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 18:52:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Vile rat I read every word.
I sure as hell didn't.
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IANAL
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 19:47:00 -
[44]
Posting in a thread!
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Venomire
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 19:50:00 -
[45]
I don't troll.
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Captian Duffy
Gallente Darke Aurora The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2009.07.10 19:54:00 -
[46]
he's actually political refugee paying ISK for his right to poast on forums 
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Jacada McBeef
Caldari Sock Robbers Inc. Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.07.10 20:01:00 -
[47]
I think BoB attacked early because they are the strongest in the game and have hundreds of Titan's and millions of POS's and knew the gunes were very naughty and so to try and stop the flow of tears that would ensue they said "halt gunes and be gone" and were promptly crushed...
and then the flow of tears began.

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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 20:04:00 -
[48]
so hey can someone summarize the op for me, not reading all those words
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |

The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 20:05:00 -
[49]
also lollin at ds1 posters lauding a lolcat joke~
(wow nice alliteration)
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |

Dramaticus
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 20:14:00 -
[50]
:madprops: to someone
Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |

TrojanFresh
Minmatar The Suicide Kings True Reign
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Posted - 2009.07.10 20:20:00 -
[51]
HUH? Too long. Is this a lets kill Goon thread? Because I think you should wait at least 5 more hours before posting to keep a lets cry about/kill goon thread cycle going correct.
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Necronomicon
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 20:50:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Moxyll 1) Denial 2) Anger <--- you are here. 3) Bargaining 4) Depression 5) Acceptance 6) Lolcats <--- the rest of us are waiting for you here.
Thread won.
KIA - If I turn up on your thread, chances are you did somethign to bring me here.
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Necronomicon
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 20:53:00 -
[53]
Originally by: The Mittani so hey can someone summarize the op for me, not reading all those words
TL;DR version
OP dug up everything he could to try and prove that goonswarm are out to kill eve, therefore rallying the entire populous of eve against goons, but he missed 2 things.
1. Nobody gives a rat's ass. 2. Really, nobody gives a rat's ass.
KIA - If I turn up on your thread, chances are you did somethign to bring me here.
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The PitBoss
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.10 21:32:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Forranz Privateers don't go to 0.0, there isn't a station for them to play docking games on.
CONFIRMING: We farm your alliance to pay for our other wars. 
Thank-You,
The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss)
Signatures by: Kalen Vox |

Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 22:40:00 -
[55]
To be fair, this guy provided most of the enemy resistance in 49-u... by pressing ctrl-v 20 times a minute.
His fingers were fueled by tears
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

Berel Oham
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 22:43:00 -
[56]
stop posting himo amasacia
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Chadstick
Gallente Smegnet Incorporated Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.07.10 22:49:00 -
[57]
Couldn't you have just posted the bits in yellow? |

Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.10 22:53:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Chadstick Couldn't you have just posted the bits in yellow?
No. He had to roleplay.
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

Berel Oham
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 01:02:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Berel Oham stop posting himo amasacia
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Shardrael
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 01:03:00 -
[60]
who is bob?
Signature locked. Please submit a petition to discuss the matter further. Navigator |

Admiral Frools
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:32:00 -
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[ 2009.06.15 23:03:31 ] Snot Shot > As I said before, my main is in PL but logging in to prop up Goontards each day is not what I signed up for. I figure I will have some fun with this character while I wait till we dump you clowns. [ 2009.06.15 23:04:00 ] Snot Shot > ItÆs actually pretty embarrassing to tell you the truth. I got a 55msp character going to waste in PL cuz I refuse to login to carry your azzes anymoreà.just sad. [ 2009.06.15 23:04:24 ] Snot Shot > I would get kicked if I used my main and its not worth gettign kicked over you clowns [ 2009.06.15 23:04:44 ] Snot Shot > We are going down the tubes and all of EVE is laughing at us because we are affiliated with Goontards for so long we are starting to smell......just sayin. [ 2009.06.15 23:06:29 ] Snot Shot > A giant sucking sound will be heard as Goontards 5 minutes of being relevant quickly comes to an end and they once again slip into the irrelevant role they have so proudly held for so long. [ 2009.06.15 23:06:51 ] Snot Shot > Now we are babysitting you bunch of screaming idiots day in and day out carrying them along......its actually pretty embarrasing. [ 2009.06.15 23:07:48 ] Snot Shot > Well it is pretty clear to all of EVE that Goons are a joke and NC just wants the fight to stay south but now that PL has been stuck in the middle I am gettign bored... [ 2009.06.15 23:09:30 ] Korinn > he's using goontards as an insult [ 2009.06.15 23:09:32 ] Korinn > that is hilarious [ 2009.06.15 23:09:39 ] Korinn > because its like telling black people they're black [ 2009.06.15 23:09:43 ] Korinn > DUDE... YOUR SKIN [ 2009.06.15 23:09:44 ] Korinn > ITS BLACK [ 2009.06.15 23:09:59 ] Korinn > OH **** MY SKIN IS BLACK? **** [ 2009.06.15 23:10:09 ] Korinn > I NEVER KNEW THIS GOOD SIR THANKYOU FOR THE REVELATION [ 2009.06.15 23:10:21 ] Snot Shot > For months Goontards will be like a bunch of CAOD Howler Monkeys shaking the bars of their Delve cage and flinging ***** at passers-by trying to get EVEs waning attention back. [ 2009.06.15 23:10:44 ] Snot Shot > Don't you turds get all soft on me now.... [ 2009.06.15 23:11:03 ] Snot Shot > Everytime we do an op with you guys its like watching a clown car pull up and a never ending line of idiocy spill out [ 2009.06.15 23:11:38 ] Snot Shot > Goontards are actually an embarrasment to the game itself. For an Alliance that can't tie their shoes to be given 0.0 space is a joke. [ 2009.06.15 23:12:03 ] Snot Shot > Sad thing is, you can't tell Goontards and PL appart anymore with all the idiocy they continuosly spam. < oops? guess snot shot is lying about being in PL [ 2009.06.15 23:12:20 ] Korinn > hey shot shot seeing as you're in PL you should be able to tell me about hortokens not-so-secret fetish... right? [ 2009.06.15 23:12:54 ] Snot Shot > I think the funniest thing so far is that PL stays in i1y so they dont have to deal with Goontards. [ 2009.06.15 23:13:16 ] Snot Shot > So when we all look back at this epic achievment, all on behalf of Goontards...........we camped a station for a month and shot 600 superhardened POS's........just epic [ 2009.06.15 23:13:59 ] Korinn > hey snot shot i see you dont answer questions [ 2009.06.15 23:14:01 ] Snot Shot > This thing has actually played out just like the "Revenge of the Nerds" movie with Mittians playing the role of Lewis...just sayin.. [ 2009.06.15 23:14:23 ] Snot Shot > Mittans - "I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior by BoB... [ 2009.06.15 23:14:37 ] Snot Shot > "And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it!!"
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Admiral Frools
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:34:00 -
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[ 2009.06.15 23:14:55 ] Snot Shot > Darius - "Hi, I'm Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. [ 2009.06.15 23:15:09 ] Snot Shot > "I know there's NC here tonight. When you went to CAOD you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek." [ 2009.06.15 23:15:25 ] Snot Shot > "Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on" [ 2009.06.15 23:15:44 ] Snot Shot > I almost wet myself cuz this must have been exactly what Mittans said on the phone to MM/RZ/TCF/KIA/PL/C2/RA/ZAF/.........just sayin......LOLOLOLOLOL..
So whats up snot shot, why so serious all of a sudden? You seemed to like to spurge a lot in 49- 
Oh yeah once and for all answer my question already!
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:40:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Admiral Frools
Oh yeah once and for all answer my question already!
He is not going to is he. He did his best to pretend to be a PL alt, but that Mr PitBoss guy let out his secret.
He's a pretty obsessive gbc alt. --- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Admiral Frools
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.11 02:47:00 -
[64]
Oh yeah, your posting is ironic really given all that spurge you were throwing about in 49- local about goons being attention *****s, eh?
Let it go already, the valiant BOB Alliance lost 
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.11 04:53:00 -
[65]
As I leaned over to grab another cigar from the draw to chain light, I fliped open my laptop to check my EVEmail and flip a skill... To my surprise there were quite a few responses to the questions I had posed....... 32 after the count.
I share with you now a few excerpts from these responses:
Quote: "Snot, I actually reffer to any Alliance willing to fight Goons as a "Good dose of Chemotherapy"....good read and I think that more and more people are "Getting Goons" these days."
Quote: "It's crazy to think that their propagandah had such a grip on the game! My corp has just set them red and plan to just leave them like that till we run out of targets"
Quote: "Dude 0.0 EVE Alliances are just like that frog sitting in the pot of water with the heat turned to high. Not going to know they are in trouble till it's too late."
Quote: "Purse swinging!! I love it. What's actually really sad is how Goons have turned the focus of the game into who can f*ck over who more. Guys joining up these days think its more about the backstabbing, thefts, and disrespecting anything red than the PvP and goodtimes."
Quote: "Just glad you were there in 49- to sh*t on Mittani's Roman org*y he was throwing for himself. Glad to see someone figured out a way to keep up with those a**holes in local"
My favorite:
Quote: "At this point with PL resetting them why not everyone just reset and be done with them? I mean Goons have won EVE at this point so what does NC have to loose other than a few moons? I could just see ISD now with "August 1st, 2009 - EVE resets GoonSwarm"
btw......one of the best reads today was from Lord Maldoror and the fight with SOT. "as soon as a spider gets a few legs into the forcefield, the others crumple" Sent a chill up my spine. Great report man.
As always........just sayin
Dr. Shot reporting to you from my 7-7 safe in NOL..
Just sayin..... |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 04:59:00 -
[66]
*makes long posts on CAOD*
*strokes engorged member to said posts*
*is Snot Shot*
~just sayin~
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Twigand Berries
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 06:09:00 -
[67]
Purse swinging! I love it!
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Pudgy McFudge
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 07:17:00 -
[68]
[ 2009.06.15 23:11:03 ] Snot Shot > Everytime we do an op with you guys its like watching a clown car pull up and a never ending line of idiocy spill out
Mission accomplished o7
btw I thought you didn't log in. how do you know what it's like? |

moranno
Caldari Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.11 08:19:00 -
[69]
this man speaks the truth
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 09:14:00 -
[70]
Shouldn't you be giddily shooting our ratters with your "PL alt" you wouldn't shut the hell up about in 9CG?
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Victor Cross
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.07.11 10:33:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Snot Shot
* Is the tipping point close at hand where the EVE community will finally rally together with the single focus of taking back OUR game?
Probably not.... Only the dead have seen the end of war. -Plato |

Khorian
Gallente Excidium.
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Posted - 2009.07.11 11:40:00 -
[72]
EvE is past its pioneer age, where the players could tell themselves their community was somewhat different from the one in WoW. It is no one of the Top MMOs subscriptionwise, wich ultimately leads to it losing its "secret flower of awesomeness" status. Too many people have trampled the grass and picked that flower by now. That means, that of course over time more idiots and ***gots have joined our community.
It happens with every MMO as it ages. Where at first you took your time to watch at the scenery, after a while you just rush through to get things done. The game itself doesn't matter so much anymore.
The old times won't come back, so stop crying after them. We all are kind of guilty for allowing this to happen, but I think it was ineviteable anyway. The novelty has worn off.
Welcome to CounterStrike in Space, *****ES! FOFOFOFOFOFOFO
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Psilocin
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 11:44:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Khorian EvE is past its pioneer age, where the players could tell themselves their community was somewhat different from the one in WoW. It is no one of the Top MMOs subscriptionwise, wich ultimately leads to it losing its "secret flower of awesomeness" status. Too many people have trampled the grass and picked that flower by now. That means, that of course over time more idiots and ***gots have joined our community.
It happens with every MMO as it ages. Where at first you took your time to watch at the scenery, after a while you just rush through to get things done. The game itself doesn't matter so much anymore.
The old times won't come back, so stop crying after them. We all are kind of guilty for allowing this to happen, but I think it was ineviteable anyway. The novelty has worn off.
Welcome to CounterStrike in Space, *****ES! FOFOFOFOFOFOFO
This is quite funny because those "good old days" never existed. There was just more lag, less features and BoB strutting around like they owned the place (And you lot believed them).
FOFOFOOOO! |

Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.11 15:20:00 -
[74]
Quote: Welcome to CounterStrike in Space, *****ES! FOFOFOFOFOFOFO
EVE actually past the pioneer age years ago....we are talking about the now. You would like to have everyone believe that whats done is done and there is no way to change our current direction but you are wrong. We are at the crossroads now and already we have seen a slight turn towards a massive reset.
Alliance and Corp leaders have spent way too much time and effort building the infrastructure and friendships they have within EVE today to allow your theory room to grow. You would have us all believe that the acid bath Goons have EVE in now was inevitable and the effort to change this not possible. The people that log into EVE and spend hours a day managing their Alliance or struggle to keep the thin fabric of a growing Corp together would think you are wrong. Their time is now and as we have seen from the resent past.....epic shifts within EVE happen with a click.
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 16:01:00 -
[75]
Confirming that our end is near. Our former allies have heeded the call to arms of the illustrious leader Snot Shot and have reset us.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 16:11:00 -
[76]
Yo I don't think the posts about Aggression and Haargoth are from 2006 so I doubt Kenny knew.
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c0rn1
Minmatar Seraphin Technologies KrautbreaK
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Posted - 2009.07.11 16:13:00 -
[77]
The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1 x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
Life's a waste of time ... |

Simple Jacks
Minmatar Hel's Wing
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Posted - 2009.07.11 16:16:00 -
[78]
After a while you learn to just post and reply to the eve comunity and just take in a habit of not paying attention to what a goon says. (this is especially true in the forums lol)
Hats off to Dr. Shot :P
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David Goodwill
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 16:23:00 -
[79]
I dunno, the OP is either a troll or a ******, and it's really long for a troll..
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BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 16:29:00 -
[80]
Originally by: c0rn1 The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1
nah dude, I just can't resist the urge to circlejerk. I don't get invited to a lot of parties because of it :((((((((((
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Twigand Berries
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 17:57:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Simple Jacks After a while you learn to just post and reply to the eve comunity and just take in a habit of not paying attention to what a goon says. (this is especially true in the forums lol)
The world is going to end December 12, 2012.
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 17:59:00 -
[82]
Originally by: c0rn1 The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1
Confirming Goons only post on message boards when you hit a nerve
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Justin Cray
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 18:01:00 -
[83]
Originally by: c0rn1 The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1
pretttty sure it's because gf.com is down ______________________ Nordisch by Nature |

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.11 22:24:00 -
[84]
SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!!!!1!
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Efdi
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.11 22:24:00 -
[85]
Originally by: c0rn1 The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1
Don't stop posting, never stop posting, don't ever stop posting~
-dbp
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Khorian
Gallente Excidium.
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Posted - 2009.07.11 22:35:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Khorian on 11/07/2009 22:36:25
Originally by: Snot Shot
Stuff
Somehow I can't tell if i'm being trolled right now or if you are serious, but i'll bite once more. You say that alliance and corp leaders have spent way too much time and effort building etc etc. Do you mean people like Haargoth Agamar or Ricdic?
In this game I only trust people I know personally IRL. And you should too, or you will be ****ed over and left rotting in a space bordello with nothing.
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Herring
Caldari Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.07.11 23:10:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Snot Shot
* Is this the vision we have for EVE? To rally behind and have the face of EVE be "an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls" whose only goal is to make others time in-game miserable?[/yellow]
This one made me 
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:20:00 -
[88]
Khorian your not being trolled and I looked up your Corp history which btw was and is pretty impressive. Unfortunately the advice you provide regarding how not to get f*cked over is exactly what puts a smile on a Goons face and scream "We got another one!"....
I logged in today and had many more evemails all saying the same thing......."We just reset them as well"..
For a lot of Corporations it's going to be a subtle adjustment in their standing list but a big statement to corp members that their CEO is serious about their direction, goals, and time spent online together. For Alliances........this will be a loud statement of their commitment to each other and to the prosperity of the EVE Community well into the future.
"While the majority of the failure alliances, corporations, and members we kill simply merge into other failed alliances and corporations like some rusted junkyard Voltron with Downs Syndrome (see Aggression/Atlas/Cult of War/Etc.), a few of these failures actually quit the game. This adds up. We realize this. Our enemies are less powerful than they were before."
"First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. "
"Confirming that our end is near. Our former allies have heeded the call to arms of the illustrious leader Snot Shot and have reset us."
No, your former allies were all going to reset you anyways now that their goal was reached and I will have had nothing to do with that. What I drag kicking and screaming into the light is the hope that when the day comes that you are finally at the brink of implosion and their hand waivers above the "+ Standings" button.........that they log off instead......
Just sayin......
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Garok Nor
Caldari Blueprint Haus Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.07.12 06:52:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Snot Shot <snip rambling conspiracy theory/begging for help>
TL;DR
my eyes are bleeding
Readers Digest version
Bob dead... Goons bad... pls help ------------------------------------------------- Items posted by me are in no way a reflection of the policies and/or opinions of my corporation or alliance. {though they maybe really ought to be} |

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.12 10:43:00 -
[90]
I always personally wondered what was going to happen if everything went magically right for us all, and I'm not being disappointed.
Sure, Snotty here likes to be the mouthpiece for the vanquished, but at the core of it, and what we actually got him to admit one fateful night in 9CG local, was that for all his bluster and furious RoyofCA-like copy/pasting, he was just deathly bored of the monotony of the war (which he called "babysitting us") and just wanted to get back to PvPing.
And it clicked for me. There's no grand reward left anymore for Goon haters...unless they speak Russian or for some inexplicable reason like killing Angel rats. We're in Delve, happy and content, with no real reason to cause any more trouble except to do things like what we're doing right now to help out xDeath and RA. The only thing left to do is try and demoralize us - best of luck with that - or try to convince former and current allies to reset us, which will happen eventually anyway since this isn't the damned UN, it's a game and people get bored (and greedy)...like you, Snotty!
Snotty's "PL alt" will never get to rat in Delve (especially if they keep resetting us) and tear it up with the "PvP Elite of BoB" as he also longingly called them that night in 9CG because it's now full of us. This understandably ticks him off. There is no endgame left for him and others like him that doesn't end in Fountain or Angel space. So all he can ultimately do is white-knight for the exiled king and his kingdom and hope one day we just get bored enough with peace that we just collapse on ourselves (or the much more likely scenario that we tick everyone off) and he can kiss the right asses to get in good with whomever finally takes our space so he can have the proper internet spaceship warrior's reward he feels he's been denied.
Godspeed, little 'sperger.   
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.12 15:31:00 -
[91]
Quote: There has only ever been one consistent message Goons have been sending to us and laughing the whole time..its the only consistant message we recive from Goons since they joined the game. Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their montra has stayed since the beginning......
Kayl I see you will be the first to step up and try to change EVE's perception of Goons. Why would you want to do this? You make it clear everyday that the our game is a joke to you and that your only here to make everyone else misserable. I have taken the time now to consolodate your message for the Community to clearly see and now you are scared that the Goon fog is lifting to expose the depth of your hatred for us....
The number of positive EVEmails I have recived to date have been staggering compared to what I see on the last 3 pages supporting you and Goons. The EVE Community sees you as a cancer which can be wiped out with an adjustment to standings which will continue to tighten the noose around your hate for us. Goons will stop logging in and move on to another MMO to infests....
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.12 15:55:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Quote: There has only ever been one consistent message Goons have been sending to us and laughing the whole time..its the only consistant message we recive from Goons since they joined the game. Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their montra has stayed since the beginning......
Kayl I see you will be the first to step up and try to change EVE's perception of Goons. Why would you want to do this? You make it clear everyday that the our game is a joke to you and that your only here to make everyone else misserable. I have taken the time now to consolodate your message for the Community to clearly see and now you are scared that the Goon fog is lifting to expose the depth of your hatred for us....
The number of positive EVEmails I have recived to date have been staggering compared to what I see on the last 3 pages supporting you and Goons. The EVE Community sees you as a cancer which can be wiped out with an adjustment to standings which will continue to tighten the noose around your hate for us. Goons will stop logging in and move on to another MMO to infests....
Dr. Shot
Who cares.
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Kaaii
Caldari KaaiiNet Holding Executor Corp
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Posted - 2009.07.12 16:37:00 -
[93]
Originally by: The Mittani oh wow look at all those words you took the time to type!
Much like your posts,no?
According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there. kieron Director of Community Relations,
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mynnna
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.12 17:18:00 -
[94]
So I am curious; how does camping 24/7 in NOL- - a system that no one uses as anything but a hub, I might add - factor into killing us?
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JohnHoe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.12 20:58:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Snot Shot * Is this the vision we have for EVE? To rally behind and have the face of EVE be "an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls" whose only goal is to make others time in-game miserable?
What is the point of PA again? The only difference is you are horrible at posting and only grief people at the undock of jita 4-4. Pot... ke... you get the point.
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.12 21:12:00 -
[96]
It's not that you don't "get" Goons, Snotty.
It's that you don't get that all of us have our own reasons for playing. Making people like you sperg out by threatening "your game," when it's quite obvious we're never going to be able to conquer everything, much like your "heroes" in BoB/Kenny aspired to, is fun. Obviously you think so too, or you wouldn't be so pathetically trying to troll us.
You call us a cancer on EVE. I call you a hypocrite, since it was obviously your "dream" to get into BoB and help realize Molle's "dream" of a "Pax Molle" 0.0 where no other entity would have been able to exist without BoB's say-so. You were ultimately rallying for an endgame as boring as the "babysitting" you lamented about in 9CG.
Are we a bunch of asshats? Yeah. But we're asshats who make things interesting, and a Goon-dominated 0.0 would just be no fun to us. I don't think it would've been fun for you if BoB had come out the victors. So seriously...chill the **** out and be happy you still have a game to play against an enemy that makes it fun and doesn't have aspirations to "control your game," but rather make you hate us more. :)
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Cipher7
Minmatar Slag Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.12 23:46:00 -
[97]
Old paradigm : Playing for "accomplishment" New paradigm : Playing for lulz
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Poopsock Alarmclock
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 00:24:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Snot Shot
* Is this the vision we have for EVE? To rally behind and have the face of EVE be "an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls" whose only goal is to make others time in-game miserable?
just when I thought pubbies couldn't get goons any less
how could you possibly imagine any of us want any of you to "rally behind" us in any way
you have us confused with some former alliance of ***gots who lived to be worshipped by empire carebears and other pubbie ****s like yourself
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Del369
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.13 02:03:00 -
[99]
Oh Snotty you really should go and see a medical proffesional about this dood, it's not healthy 
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.13 03:15:00 -
[100]
Quote: Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their mantra has stayed since the beginning......
Ahh Kayl as predicted you pull the "BoB"card in the attempt to deflect from the facts being stacked against Goons. What you seem to have forgotten is BoB is gone and you cannot hide behind them anymore. Simple fact is that you are now standing amongst a larger community that only tolerated you because they disliked BoB more. Goons are now the equivalent of a giant pinata of 6,000 targets that can feed the EVE killboards for months to come with a simple adjustment to standings.
I am still getting EVEmails from corps and Alliances that are just adjusting GoonSwarm standings when they have a moment and then going back to their usual business. Be careful flying through those old NRDS sections of space.....
I actually got a good chuckle at your attempt to now scramble and portray Goons as the "Alliance that makes EVE interesting"......(See quote above). Next post you will be calling Goons "A bunch of fun guys out for a jolly good time...." Goons have always been a very concentrated hate that has been abusing the EVE community for a very long time while hiding behind BoB crimes of the past.
As I was reading your last sentence I looked back at my NOL local screen and saw the Goon mantra had come alive again while while you try to cover it up......
[15:36:35] Pnuka > You getting alot of responses to your calling to arms Snot Snot? [15:37:21] Snot Shot > Quite a few as a matter of fact but its not a call to arms as you would like to put it [15:38:48] Snot Shot > But what do you care.. your only here to make fun of people who play this game.. [15:41:26] Vio Geraci > Listen, stupid, I've been playing this game three times as long as you, I know more about this game and its politics than you can even conceive of existing, your analysis of our invasion of delve holds as much weight as a snifter of aerogel [15:42:16] Snot Shot > Its not about your invasion of Delve........... its about your invasion of EVE.. [15:43:46] Vio Geraci > Our ~successful~ invasion of eve [15:43:52] Vio Geraci > You see, we control this game [15:43:59] Vio Geraci > its culture is defined by us [15:44:02] Vio Geraci > and has been for years [15:44:03] OshiWan Kenochi > we control your game [15:44:09] Vio Geraci > there is no sign of the trend reversing itself [15:44:22] Vio Geraci > the game's culture is dragged down to the lowest common denominator, as defined by us [15:44:29] Vio Geraci > in a very real way it's OUR game [15:45:12] Vio Geraci > If you compare the tone of CAOD three years ago to the tone now, you will see how much of an effect we have had on the game's culture [15:45:24] Vio Geraci > our kulturkampf has been marvellously successful [15:45:38] Vio Geraci > we have scored what in Civ IV would be called a cultural victory [15:45:48] Vio Geraci > (and diplomatic victory, and military victory) [15:46:56] Vio Geraci > we don't need to talk about how great we are: it's apparent to anybody that cares to see and not pull the wool over their own eyes [15:52:10] Snot Shot > well then if you control our game then why be nervous about what I say on CAOD?
A giant pinata of 6,000 targets.........just sayin.
Dr. Shot.
Just sayin..... |

Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 03:31:00 -
[101]
Its so funny when snot doesnt realize how badly he just got trolled
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 03:49:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Kayl Breinhar on 13/07/2009 03:54:35 Oh, Vio-chan. :v:
Seriously, Snotty. What the hell else are we going to say to you in local? Your mind's inexorably made up about us, and all we can do is have fun making you fume and pull a Roy Cohn here in COAD with "startling new evidence of Goon subversiveness!"
As far as "hiding behind" or "using the BoB card," let me recant another thing I said that morning that I think you half-heard - I could watch everything we now own in Delve burn to the ground tomorrow or months from now and still be happy that whoever gets the land, it's not going to be the anime hordes of Kengoku. I'm not alone, either. Even in May, when it looked like Kenny and "friedns" *might* have been able to save Querious, all of us knew Thug and Co. weren't just going to hand Delve (or Querious) back to Molle, at least not without concessions.
The rest of the 0.0 EVE powerbloc seems to understand something you continue to fail to grasp - we're weakest when people don't mess with us and people we like. Why the hell else do you think we have Delve and the "Second Great War" didn't immediately turn into a throat-cutting third over the best region in the game? Everyone else is just waiting for us to get bored and atrophy or say/do something to spark the next huge fracas. You're nothing but the COAD Ann Coulter of the hour, and she's probably got a bigger Adam's Apple than you.
So keep making posts about us, champ. You want to try something different, how's about getting you and your other fellow detractors to shut up for three months and stop giving us more incentive to ruin your game with your constant blathering about how we're somehow constantly ruining yours? Just a thought.
You won't do it, of course, because it's your gimmick, and you're undoubtedly banking that being a "long-standing Goon hater" will eventually pay off again in the form of ratting rights in Delve.
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Hepziba
Gallente Canadian Imperial Armaments
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Posted - 2009.07.13 03:49:00 -
[103]
Only after Goons have given tens of thousands of dollars to CCP will CCP know that they have been owned, their precious game utterly destroyed in a fire of bees and cheap gin.
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 04:13:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Snot Shot
I am still getting EVEmails from corps and Alliances that are just adjusting GoonSwarm standings when they have a moment and then going back to their usual business. Be careful flying through those old NRDS sections of space.....
If there's NRDS space where we aren't already set negative it's a pretty good sign we've never flown there before.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.13 04:48:00 -
[105]
Kayl, yet again you try to cover the tracks of other Goons while you deflect the facts. Funny thing here is that the "mantra" in that chat can be found in almost every Goon post in local or forums daily so for you to try and cover it up with "it was done for me" is actually pretty lame..
And then again you clutch tight the bones of BoB past to hide behind with the "its not going to be Ken" and the "I'm not alone" cries about a dead and gone "threat" that Goons existence has stood upon for years. Goons are alone now......all 6,000 of you, and now you are saying that if the EVE community wants to get rid of Goons they are to just "wait for you to get bored and atrophy"? So if we want you to leave we should just let Goons sh*t on our game but leave you alone until you get bored with us as a toy one day and walk away? I think you make my case more clear each time you post....
Call me what you would like but you know that Goons becoming a standard negative setting throughout EVE is starting and time will tell how tight the noose gets for you.
Dr. Shot
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mynnna
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 05:17:00 -
[106]
Call me when someone relevant resets us (with more than "we always reset everyone when nothing's going on" as a motivator). Until then, your silly bleating about how many corps have reset us is amusing, but decidedly non-threatening.
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 05:33:00 -
[107]
The only one clutching here is you, Snotty. At straws.
As for my posts somehow being an indictment of all goonkind, you really give me far too much credit. I'm not trying to "cover" anything. We're *****s - and so are you for being the heckler. The only overmind action going on here is on these forums, in space, and in your head. As for "deflecting facts" I haven't the faintest clue as to what you're on about other than the general actions we do and **** we post to frustrate and infuriate enemies and occasionally suicide gank in Empire...
I can't and won't speak for the rest of GS on this, but I'm here to do the same thing you're doing from the other side. I'm not going to fertilize your thread anymore with my particular brand of bull**** other than to say if you want to be taken more seriously, drop from the Privateers and corp up with someone who's shooting us directly (oh wait, PL alt I forgot el oh el). Until then, you're just another in the long line of fanboy sideliners taking potshots from Empire hoping it'll get him somewhere.
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Star's Dust Industrie
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Posted - 2009.07.13 08:33:00 -
[108]
Quote: 0.0
Quote: Privateer
Oh come on guys Fetchez la vache ! moar(tm) < soon(tm) :(
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 14:28:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar The only one clutching here is you, Snotty. At straws.
Is Himo Amasacia ghostwriting your CAOD posting or does he simply have a challenger for worst blurf hurfer?
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Twigand Berries
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 14:34:00 -
[110]
Edited by: Twigand Berries on 13/07/2009 14:34:25 As soon as I figure out how to control my own game, I reckon I'll go start controlling somebody else's.
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:02:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Snowden Vel
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar The only one clutching here is you, Snotty. At straws.
Is Himo Amasacia ghostwriting your CAOD posting or does he simply have a challenger for worst blurf hurfer?
It was over the top, wuzinit. :v:
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Poreuomai
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:11:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Poreuomai on 13/07/2009 16:16:30
I wonder if goons underestimated EVE. No, not the players and alliances in EVE, but the game itself. A game which cannot be spoilt by scamming and griefing because these things are part of the game. They were not prepared for the possibilities which EVE enticed them with. Grid Fu, Carrier Movement Programs, and endless recruitment scams. They could not resist and before they knew it EVE had sucked them in and refuses to spit them out. They are trapped. ---
Let My People Go |

RobTheRad
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:39:00 -
[113]
its time to take back our game |

Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:42:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Poreuomai
I wonder if goons underestimated EVE. No, not the players and alliances in EVE, but the game itself. A game which cannot be spoilt by scamming and griefing because these things are part of the game. They were not prepared for the possibilities which EVE enticed them with. Grid Fu, Carrier Movement Programs, and endless recruitment scams. They could not resist and before they knew it EVE had sucked them in and refuses to spit them out. They are trapped.
I think there is a lot of truth there. If you are playing to listen to the screams of outraged fellow players there is a limit to what griefing in eve can achieve as opposed to griefing more obviously softcore environments. Lets face it - who would expect to be able to hold a wedding in lowsec in Eve Online and not see the bride and groom ganked and podded before the priest finished saying dearly beloved :)
To be honest I think griefing CAOD out of all relevancy is the Goons biggest accomplishment and the one they'll be renowned for when the story of eve is written. In many ways they've managed to undermine the role that 0.0 alliances play in the common political reality of Eve Online and built an almost inassailable firewall between nullsec and hisec/lowsec players / going so far as to invent a new language to baffle and alienate anyone outside the club.
Its actually quite impressive in a dark way - but when I read CAOD these days it is giving off Escape from New York vibes and I do get the strong impression Eve community management is counting on mods to build a wall round the place and keep the lunatics inside the asylum.
Still its worth reading back to eve before the Goons on CAOD and seeing just how much influence 0.0 used to have over the game as a whole that now it almost completely lacks.
The Goons might well have failed to Grief Eve Online - but they sure as hell managed to grief the 0.0 warlords of the early years out of all relevance to the rank and file populous of this mmorpg and hats off to them for that!
3rd Forces in FW - discuss! |

Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:45:00 -
[115]
haha you think CAOD ever had any relevancy
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Efdi
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:51:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Scatim Helicon haha you think CAOD ever had any relevancy
It's pretty funny. CAOD had relevance when Jade & co. were doing happy butt-buddy things with RKK. Now that he/she/it has nobody to white knight left in 0.0, it's irrelevant.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:52:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Scatim Helicon haha you think CAOD ever had any relevancy
The funny thing is you think it didn't 
Go back far enough and you'll find it was used as the recruitment forum.
3rd Forces in FW - discuss! |

marxist revolutionary
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:21:00 -
[118]
Edited by: marxist revolutionary on 13/07/2009 17:22:37
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Still the old pages are epic reading - here's one I enjoyed a lot back in 2003 Jade Resigns from NVA PR
I know monsieur Cuisinart, I too wept a quiet tear myself in the dark hours before stationdawn in Gehi system; but all things must change and all bright memories come to a close if we are not to stagnate and become mere parodies of the dreams we once held dear.
My personal name and cause and dreams had become a zealous brand to unify the strange conjoined cousins of the foresaken empire in hatred at the alliance I loved so well.
So great my reputation and infamy it seemed, that callow ghosts of men departed were constant-raised from obscurity to rail anew at all my works and faith besides.
And pitiful display, the work of presentation amidst the cloying crowds of grave-damp hecklers of shallow wit and means lacklustre ... a mundane comedy of farce betimes, and spectacle of limited interest if truth be told full-unadorned without professional reprise monsieur.
So to future works and independence from NVA name m'dear; be full assur'd I'll not soon depart nor spare the crop of quick derision darting thence and there again to redden the buttocks of wayward mooncalf fools from time to time.
'Tis oft the case that perseptive thence will reveal surprising avenues of fine potential and true sensual rarified delight.
To the future not the past I'd bide thee fine Sir ... a new day and evolving chart of delicate political evolution set fast opon the map of stars and hopes of heart and ravishment combined!
Lets meet and dance a turn, and speak thereafter as lovers might, the secrets of our hearts and close intentions fast upon the break of day!
Love and peace (and uncharted waters)
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LegendaryFrog
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:22:00 -
[119]
Funny, I have been the recipient of hundreds of evemails over the past couple of days with alliances and corps pledging their unending allegiance to the Goonswarm cause. Your PR campaign might be backfiring a bit. 
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marxist revolutionary
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:23:00 -
[120]
that post ****ing sucked. you're an awful poster jade constantine, caod looks like its gone uphill imo tbqh
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Stahlregen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:31:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 13/07/2009 17:05:20
Originally by: Scatim Helicon haha you think CAOD ever had any relevancy
The funny thing is you think it didn't 
Go back far enough and you'll find it was used as the recruitment forum.
Still the old pages are epic reading - here's one I enjoyed a lot back in 2003 Jade Resigns from NVA PR It comes to something when six year old insults and barbs are still more interesting and cutting than the current crop on CAOD 
(maybe you chaps could copy/paste some of the put downs from the past as "memes" and liven up your repetoire?)
Hey, Were you the guy that operated that roleplay eve harem? Or am i thinking about someone else?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:35:00 -
[122]
Originally by: marxist revolutionary that post ****ing sucked. you're an awful poster jade constantine, caod looks like its gone uphill imo tbqh
Lies, it was brilliant (and so was the thread). And I doubt you are a real Marxist Revolutionary anyways!
(But I'd hope now I've linked you to some good old stuff you can refresh your insults a little).
There is a grain in your nonsense somewhere - but you are going to have to look quite hard.
3rd Forces in FW - discuss! |

Stahlregen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:41:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
There is a grain in your nonsense somewhere -
Talkin' bout nonsense HEH
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:46:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Stahlregen
Originally by: Jade Constantine
There is a grain in your nonsense somewhere -
Talkin' bout nonsense HEH
Come on ... go visit that thread and copy paste some great dead forum-warrior's putdowns and put your own name to them Stahlregen. You can do it! It'll be fun
But the serious point remains - CAOD was actually relevant back then. Whats it for now?
3rd Forces in FW - discuss! |

Murrior
Amarr Black Serpent Technologies
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Posted - 2009.07.13 17:54:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar I always personally wondered what was going to happen if everything went magically right for us all, and I'm not being disappointed.
Sure, Snotty here likes to be the mouthpiece for the vanquished, but at the core of it, and what we actually got him to admit one fateful night in 9CG local, was that for all his bluster and furious RoyofCA-like copy/pasting, he was just deathly bored of the monotony of the war (which he called "babysitting us") and just wanted to get back to PvPing.
And it clicked for me. There's no grand reward left anymore for Goon haters...unless they speak Russian or for some inexplicable reason like killing Angel rats. We're in Delve, happy and content, with no real reason to cause any more trouble except to do things like what we're doing right now to help out xDeath and RA. The only thing left to do is try and demoralize us - best of luck with that - or try to convince former and current allies to reset us, which will happen eventually anyway since this isn't the damned UN, it's a game and people get bored (and greedy)...like you, Snotty!
Snotty's "PL alt" will never get to rat in Delve (especially if they keep resetting us) and tear it up with the "PvP Elite of BoB" as he also longingly called them that night in 9CG because it's now full of us. This understandably ticks him off. There is no endgame left for him and others like him that doesn't end in Fountain or Angel space. So all he can ultimately do is white-knight for the exiled king and his kingdom and hope one day we just get bored enough with peace that we just collapse on ourselves (or the much more likely scenario that we tick everyone off) and he can kiss the right asses to get in good with whomever finally takes our space so he can have the proper internet spaceship warrior's reward he feels he's been denied.
Godspeed, little 'sperger.   
I'm pretty sure that Snot Snot is Mittani's alt myself :)
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Stahlregen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 18:38:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Stahlregen
Originally by: Jade Constantine
There is a grain in your nonsense somewhere -
Talkin' bout nonsense HEH
Come on ... go visit that thread and copy paste some great dead forum-warrior's putdowns and put your own name to them Stahlregen. You can do it! It'll be fun
But the serious point remains - CAOD was actually relevant back then. Whats it for now?
Sorry, you're either not making sense or not providing any evidence. We have already established that CAOD was place for rallying sycophants, You just need to take a gander at the old DBP posts. The difference between then and now is that the sycophants are no longer on your side.
So in summation; u mad?
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Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 18:45:00 -
[127]
Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association?
I don't think you've got a grasp of things at all Ms. Constantine.
Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec.
In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
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Orree
Gallente Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.07.13 18:52:00 -
[128]
Originally by: c0rn1 The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1
Why do people continually equate "hitting a nerve" with being correct? It's not the same thing.
Talking outlandish crap and smacking with every word typed on CAOD to the point that someone is moved to respond is not the same thing as either making a good point or being correct in your analysis (to the extent that you bother to analyze anything).
"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." ---Benjamin Disraeli |

Stahlregen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 19:26:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Orree
Originally by: c0rn1 The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1
Why do people continually equate "hitting a nerve" with being correct? It's not the same thing.
Talking outlandish crap and smacking with every word typed on CAOD to the point that someone is moved to respond is not the same thing as either making a good point or being correct in your analysis (to the extent that you bother to analyze anything).
You're assuming they don't already know this and aren't just trolls.
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Doomicon
Gallente Solaris Syndicate The Gallente Republic
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Posted - 2009.07.13 19:32:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Moxyll 1) Denial 2) Anger <--- you are here. 3) Bargaining 4) Depression 5) Acceptance 6) Lolcats <--- the rest of us are waiting for you here.
The Goons won, man, and they seemed to have a lot of fun doing it. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Let go your frustrations, wipe the slate clean, etc. etc.
This. I've played now for a bit, posted in CAOD like twice... From the perspective of someone on the outside you have two groups here...
One that has fun playing eve and is laughing at all this, and thinks it is fun and entertaining...
Two, those who believe Internet Spaceships is Seriouz Biznezz, with 55 mil SP toons or RP nerds who are ****ed that they invested so much time and are still not Efamous. What ****es them off even more, Goons/Mittens/Harg are now efamous for 5 minutes... and they don't give a s**t.
For most of us there isn't a 1 thru 6... There's just 6. "Lolcats".
./peaCe
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 19:54:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Murrior I'm pretty sure that Snot Snot is Mittani's alt myself :)
Alt troll extraordinaire, maybe - but I don't think it's Mittens.
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.07.13 20:06:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
And pay money for membership on a 3rd party forum.
3rd Forces in FW - discuss! |

Stahlregen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 20:21:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
And pay money for membership on a 3rd party forum.
Were membership fees involved with maison?
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Efdi
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.13 20:26:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
And pay money for membership on a 3rd party forum.
you pay money every month to post on this forum~
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Brobuck
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 20:44:00 -
[135]
I can't decide who Snotty is more like, Baghdad Bob, Ahmed Chalabi, or Molly Ringwold.
Snots, at some point you have to let the rage go, or it will consume you. Look at Annakin Skywalker, and what it did to him.
Or, Ed Burns in that movie where he was a skinhead, American Psycho. Either way, you need to chillaxe bro.
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Constantinee
Caldari Cursed Inc
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Posted - 2009.07.13 20:47:00 -
[136]
I contributed to the derailing of this post
Originally by: Seph Res im looking forward for you to lead another op down the drain, and no i didnt lost any of my dreads, but killed you and the fat girl, it was fun for me
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Courthouse
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 20:56:00 -
[137]
I can't wait for the e/n thread in a couple years where Jade's great-nephew blurfs about how his great-uncle made him sit on the couch while Jade regaled him with stories about how life was before the Great Goonie War, and how he role-played a comfort woman for all the honourably beaten BoB victims that found their way back to empire with naught but their tails between their legs.
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Strategos
Gallente Genco Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.13 20:58:00 -
[138]
Nothing lasts forever (cept diamonds).
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Orree
Gallente Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.07.13 21:07:00 -
[139]
Originally by: Stahlregen
Originally by: Orree
Originally by: c0rn1 The fact that you got so many Goons circlejerking in this thread is a good indication you hit a nerve :)
keep it up, man!
cheers
c0rn1
Why do people continually equate "hitting a nerve" with being correct? It's not the same thing.
Talking outlandish crap and smacking with every word typed on CAOD to the point that someone is moved to respond is not the same thing as either making a good point or being correct in your analysis (to the extent that you bother to analyze anything).
You're assuming they don't already know this and aren't just trolls.
Yes. I figured that went without saying because it was fairly well implied. 
"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." ---Benjamin Disraeli |

Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.07.13 21:10:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Efdi
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
And pay money for membership on a 3rd party forum.
you pay money every month to post on this forum~
This forum comes with a game attached 
3rd Forces in FW - discuss! |

Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 21:43:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Efdi
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
And pay money for membership on a 3rd party forum.
you pay money every month to post on this forum~
This forum comes with a game attached 
Selective reply, bravo.
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 21:53:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Efdi
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
And pay money for membership on a 3rd party forum.
you pay money every month to post on this forum~
This forum comes with a game attached 
fringe benefit
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May Zonday
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.13 22:24:00 -
[143]
Originally by: Moxyll 1) Denial 2) Anger <--- you are here. 3) Bargaining 4) Depression 5) Acceptance 6) Lolcats <--- the rest of us are waiting for you here.
The Goons won, man, and they seemed to have a lot of fun doing it. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Let go your frustrations, wipe the slate clean, etc. etc.
Bringing this back from page one
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.14 00:39:00 -
[144]
Wow I go away for a day and this thread turns into a Goonturd CTA.. ..must be the pressure you are all feeling hu? And Kayl you must be exhausted hovering over the keys waiting for me to respond to you each time.... ...sorry to keep you in suspense :) If it means anything to you..... I think they deployed their "top bee" to take on this thread and I will have to say..... you did a poor job.....sry. 
Well all my job is done here and thanks to all who participated. I will now leave it in the capable hands of the EVE Community to decide your fate and hopefully I have provided the spark which starts the brush fire across EVE killing every Goon in its path :) Either way I was just happy to consolidate for quick reference what sacks of s*** you Goons really are and if Kayl is right, and we do need to wait for you all to get bored and fat, just do us all a favor and die on the toilet........just sayin 
Dr. Shot.......flippin back to gank some Goontards
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 00:42:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Poreuomai Edited by: Poreuomai on 13/07/2009 16:16:30
I wonder if goons underestimated EVE. No, not the players and alliances in EVE, but the game itself. A game which cannot be spoilt by scamming and griefing because these things are part of the game.
It's certainly part of our game.
Ps, that would mean it is Snot Shot who doesn't understand Eve.
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Kymlicka
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 00:47:00 -
[146]
I seriously forgot about Jade Constantine.
Jade, will you post a self-congratulatory wall of painful to read text about how you are special and different to help me relive some of your glory days?
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Kymlicka
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 00:50:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Snot Shot Wow I go away for a day and this thread turns into a Goonturd CTA.. ..must be the pressure you are all feeling hu? And Kayl you must be exhausted hovering over the keys waiting for me to respond to you each time.... ...sorry to keep you in suspense :) If it means anything to you..... I think they deployed their "top bee" to take on this thread and I will have to say..... you did a poor job.....sry. 
Well all my job is done here and thanks to all who participated. I will now leave it in the capable hands of the EVE Community to decide your fate and hopefully I have provided the spark which starts the brush fire across EVE killing every Goon in its path :) Either way I was just happy to consolidate for quick reference what sacks of s*** you Goons really are and if Kayl is right, and we do need to wait for you all to get bored and fat, just do us all a favor and die on the toilet........just sayin 
Dr. Shot.......flippin back to gank some Goontards
You sure do have a lot of words there. I must compliment you on your command of language, concepts, and execution thereof.
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 01:51:00 -
[148]
Calling me "top" anything in Goonswarm either confirms you're definitely a troll or that you've got absolutely no intel on us whatsoever.
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IANAL
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 03:10:00 -
[149]
I'll always look fondly back upon those less fortunate like Jade. Also, I love the ninja post deletions in the thread.
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Poopsock Alarmclock
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 03:54:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Well all my job is done here and thanks to all who participated. I will now leave it in the capable hands of the EVE Community to decide your fate and hopefully I have provided the spark which starts the brush fire across EVE killing every Goon in its path :)
I too have no doubt that this thread will go down in history as the greatest turning point in EVE, beyond even Haargoth's disbanding of bob, frankly I can't believe I haven't seen it in the New York Times and the BBC already
Originally by: Snot Shot
Dr. Shot.......flippin back to gank some Goontards
shame the privateers killboard is still broken, I guess we'll just take your word for it that you're out there kicking ass
unless your definition of ganking is trolling coad, which of course it is
we salute you, brave capsuleer pubbie o7
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 04:35:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Snot Shot Wow I go away for a day and this thread turns into a Goonturd CTA.. ..must be the pressure you are all feeling hu? And Kayl you must be exhausted hovering over the keys waiting for me to respond to you each time.... ...sorry to keep you in suspense :) If it means anything to you..... I think they deployed their "top bee" to take on this thread and I will have to say..... you did a poor job.....sry. 
Well all my job is done here and thanks to all who participated. I will now leave it in the capable hands of the EVE Community to decide your fate and hopefully I have provided the spark which starts the brush fire across EVE killing every Goon in its path :) Either way I was just happy to consolidate for quick reference what sacks of s*** you Goons really are and if Kayl is right, and we do need to wait for you all to get bored and fat, just do us all a favor and die on the toilet........just sayin 
Dr. Shot.......flippin back to gank some Goontards
yeah we sure are under a lot of pressure here in delve oh man at any moment the dam's gonna break~
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ tentonhammer.com column |

Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 10:42:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Snot Shot Wow I go away for a day and this thread turns into a Goonturd CTA.. ..must be the pressure you are all feeling hu?
Yeah goons don't normally post very much so this thread must be pretty important
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Archiebald Hornby
Caldari 20th Legion Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2009.07.14 12:57:00 -
[153]
imho everyone needs to realise how much of a threat goons are to eve, they need to be gone and taken care of, all those who feel as many of us do need to be able to put other differences aside, 100 alliances against goons and blues makes the odds change a little, and that is all it would take.
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Kymlicka
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:47:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Archiebald Hornby imho everyone needs to realise how much of a threat goons are to eve, they need to be gone and taken care of, all those who feel as many of us do need to be able to put other differences aside, 100 alliances against goons and blues makes the odds change a little, and that is all it would take.
That's it. We have to control YOUR game now. And I was going to be busy chillaxing, but now I have to come over and goon at you.
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NeoTheo
Caldari Dark Materials
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:51:00 -
[155]
Edited by: NeoTheo on 14/07/2009 14:51:47
Originally by: The Mittani also paging jade constantine to this thread
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO, JUST NO. THIS IS YUR FAULT.
Dark Materials |

Val Oman
Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.14 15:32:00 -
[156]
Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
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Wattish
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 15:40:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
Your terrible posting is what hurts goons. |

Dante Algermain
Gallente Silver Snake Enterprise Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.07.14 16:32:00 -
[158]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Snot Shot Wow I go away for a day and this thread turns into a Goonturd CTA.. ..must be the pressure you are all feeling hu? And Kayl you must be exhausted hovering over the keys waiting for me to respond to you each time.... ...sorry to keep you in suspense :) If it means anything to you..... I think they deployed their "top bee" to take on this thread and I will have to say..... you did a poor job.....sry. 
Well all my job is done here and thanks to all who participated. I will now leave it in the capable hands of the EVE Community to decide your fate and hopefully I have provided the spark which starts the brush fire across EVE killing every Goon in its path :) Either way I was just happy to consolidate for quick reference what sacks of s*** you Goons really are and if Kayl is right, and we do need to wait for you all to get bored and fat, just do us all a favor and die on the toilet........just sayin 
Dr. Shot.......flippin back to gank some Goontards
yeah we sure are under a lot of pressure here in delve oh man at any moment the dam's gonna break~
Unfuelled pos's? Goonswarm surely not!! I won't here of it.
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Arakkis Melanogaster
Caldari Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.14 23:06:00 -
[159]
I for one welcome the goonpurge to Delve. Otherwise, goons will provide internal drama until there is someone worth shooting again. |

Krunus O'Kais
Amarr Epiphyte Mining and Exploration Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2009.07.15 20:45:00 -
[160]
Hey, if goons are so evil, why don't you head to delve and take them out? Need help finding it? Or you could declare war on them and cower in high-sec like you always do. That seems incredibly effective btw. |

Garok Nor
Caldari Blueprint Haus Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.07.15 21:08:00 -
[161]
Edited by: Garok Nor on 15/07/2009 21:14:07
Originally by: Machine Delta
A one time fee, 4 years ago, 25% less than the monthly cost of posting on this forum, for access to a site that gives me a hell of a lot more interesting things than just EVE itself.
THIS ------------------------------------------------- Items posted by me are in no way a reflection of the policies and/or opinions of my corporation or alliance. {though they maybe really ought to be} |

CaptainAttitude
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.15 22:23:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 WORDZ WORDZ WORDZ WORDZ WORDZ
What the hell do you have against the letter 'S'?
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Twilight Magester
Caldari Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.07.16 00:48:00 -
[163]
Originally by: CaptainAttitude
Originally by: Val Oman
WORDZ WORDZ WORDZ WORDZ WORDZ
What the hell do you have against the letter 'S'?
Z is mearly a refined version of the letter S. Notice the hard linez, and the reverzal of direction. Clearly Z is zuperior to S in every way zhape and form.
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Miep Miep
Minmatar SteelVipers Ev0ke
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Posted - 2009.07.16 04:56:00 -
[164]
Ah blabla Goons are playing the same game as everyone else. Maybe they started as mentioned in the first post but now they are just a normal alliance with a horribel ts and some nice excuse if they fail. Zzz boring
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.16 05:26:00 -
[165]
So I have been checking my EVEmails these past few days and there seems to be a lot more people starting to ôGet Goonsö which I find to be pretty refreshing.
I thought I would share with you all some excerpts:
Quote: M8 I think you actually did a great job summarizing what/who Goons are and what they mean to EVE. Our Alliance has been discussing this on TS off and on since we saw the thread and we will be permanently resetting Goons on August 1st. This might pi** off a few people in the Alliance but we feel itÆs time to draw a clear line within this game to send a continuous message.
Quote: Yesterday I saw my dog take a small dump on the side of a steep hill. As it rolled down it grew larger and larger picking up debris till it crashed into my flower bed at the bottom coming to rest in the middle. This reminded me of Goons impact on EVE and how they have so many hangers on.
Quote: You really got these guys freaked out at this point! They deserve it and itÆs about time the blinders were taken off the lemmings and wannabes that are caught up in their hate mongering of anything positive anyone tries to do in EVE.
Quote: I gotta say at this point BoB was never as bad as Goons are now. I have been playing for 5 years and how far Goons have dragged this game down is incredible!! It was truly a shame to see PL go down hill with Goons and then to seen NC get sucked in was heart breaking. MM/Razor are cool guys and think at this point they "Get Goons" also. Will be a good summer of shooting Goons.
Quote: Good luck with reset man and I hope it works. The population of EVE is pretty soft though and itÆs honestly easier for most to do nothing and not risk getting crushed like BoB was by the NAP fest.
Quote: When August 1st comes around and this reset goes through EVE will look like a bomb hit it!!! Goons would be on the forums burning down every Alliance they ever did a deal with throwing them under the bus. I think thats what scares the NC the most.
Quote: Now that Goons have wiped out ED/IRC/Scorched Earth and a whole bunch of other Alliances Empire will be full of Corps setting Goons neg.
Quote: Goons are now starting to change as August 1st gets closer. Soon they will be in Jita escorting fregiters out like boys scouts walking old ladies to their cars so EVE will stop hating them.
Quote: Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their mantra has stayed since the beginning......
Well as far as I can see, the only reason Goons stay together is because the sides of that giant bag of **** you are all stuffed in has not ripped open yet.......... maybe the August 1st reset will be that pin ***** it needs to get flowing.......
Just sayin.....
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.16 18:37:00 -
[166]
By starting a thread on COAD you have changed the face of the Eve universe.
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Caliph Scorpionsting
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.16 19:02:00 -
[167]
Thanks to your noble efforts, the universe rallied against the Goon threat and overcame their barbaric nature. Now comes a 100 year golden age in New Eden. The goon threat is now but a memory and a tale told to children to remind them of the past. But is the threat really gone... ?
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Dahlia Houghton
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.16 19:09:00 -
[168]
Reset = Fights = Goon's losing ships = Me selling ships = Profit!
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Kun'mi
Amarr DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.16 19:58:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Snot Shot words
so how many of those did you write yourself?
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.16 20:10:00 -
[170]
i for one am shocked that the shattered remnants of our various enemies over the years think favorably of your posting efforts!
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.18 13:36:00 -
[171]
Well August 1st is fast approaching so I guess we will see what the EVE community thinks about Goons. As we can see on CAOD already, there are a number of resets going on so its starting to come around pretty well.
Dr.Shot
Just sayin..... |

Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 13:44:00 -
[172]
I am eagerly awaiting the hilarious non-event that August 1st will inevitably be.
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Dahlia Houghton
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 13:57:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Scatim Helicon I am eagerly awaiting the hilarious non-event that August 1st will inevitably be.
It's going to be like the date when Darius's Titan was going to be killed off because of Jake Nooble.
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Malcanis
Caldari Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.07.18 14:49:00 -
[174]
Originally by: The Mittani i for one am shocked that the shattered remnants of our various enemies over the years think favorably of your posting efforts!
Man if only Kenny & co had posted a COAD thread about how they didn't like you, then they could have totally owned you.
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Exaali Vendraxxil
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 15:31:00 -
[175]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Quote: Empire will be full of Corps setting Goons neg.
i think that one in particular is the most worrying
--- 12:35 cflux> goonfleet.com is one of the best protected sites in the game, it has "my account is a spy" which I will copy and paste. |

Sertan Deras
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 15:46:00 -
[176]
The most ironic part of these "Goons are killing EVE" threads we see pop up, is this:
EVE now has more players than it's ever had. It rarely drops below 30k people online, and I've seen spike nears 50k regularly over the last few months. When I started in 2007, 30k was a peak spike.
EVE now gets more press than it ever has. Goons are directly, or indirectly, responsible for a huge percentage of the out-of-game press this games gets. NYC articles, BBC articles, many because of some action the Goons were directly responsible for or a part of.
The only thing Goons are killing is the e-Honour good fights paradise people like Snot Shot loved so much. The game itself is more interesting, and stronger, than it's ever been.
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Daviclond
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:03:00 -
[177]
the lease to my new flat starts august 1st and youre all invited to the warming party :)
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David Goodwill
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:16:00 -
[178]
**** me, i wish i had an active enough imagination to come up with **** like this!
It's like, who is the better story teller, you or God Chaser?! WHO KNOWS, IT'S SO CLOSE
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:30:00 -
[179]
Originally by: Exaali Vendraxxil
Originally by: Snot Shot
Quote: Empire will be full of Corps setting Goons neg.
i think that one in particular is the most worrying
Oh god what if they wardec us what will we do
or try to invade delve
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:31:00 -
[180]
Originally by: Sertan Deras The most ironic part of these "Goons are killing EVE" threads we see pop up, is this:
EVE now has more players than it's ever had. It rarely drops below 30k people online, and I've seen spike nears 50k regularly over the last few months. When I started in 2007, 30k was a peak spike.
EVE now gets more press than it ever has. Goons are directly, or indirectly, responsible for a huge percentage of the out-of-game press this games gets. NYC articles, BBC articles, many because of some action the Goons were directly responsible for or a part of.
The only thing Goons are killing is the e-Honour good fights paradise people like Snot Shot loved so much. The game itself is more interesting, and stronger, than it's ever been.
Its true, EVE has become a much better game since goons saved it.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.19 05:33:00 -
[181]
Quote: The most ironic part of these "Goons are killing EVE" threads we see pop up, is this:
EVE now has more players than it's ever had. It rarely drops below 30k people online, and I've seen spike nears 50k regularly over the last few months. When I started in 2007, 30k was a peak spike.
EVE now gets more press than it ever has. Goons are directly, or indirectly, responsible for a huge percentage of the out-of-game press this games gets. NYC articles, BBC articles, many because of some action the Goons were directly responsible for or a part of.
The only thing Goons are killing is the e-Honour good fights paradise people like Snot Shot loved so much. The game itself is more interesting, and stronger, than it's ever been.
Sertan you bring up a few good points which we should explore a little more here. According to your statements above we are to understand that:
1) EVE membership has grown substantially since 2007.......ok thanks for the update. 2) Actions of Goons have produced more press than ever for EVE.....eluding to Goons responsible for 1) 3) Goons are killing PvP of EVE replacing it with backstabbing and sh*t talking anyone who is not a Goon. 4) Goons make the game more interesting.......for other Goons. Certainly you did not mean the anyone else?
So lets say your right on 1 & 2 and this massive wave of memberships are because of the actions of Goons and the out-of -game articles about them. All these articles are about how Goons fu*ked over a large number of people by metagaming. So then the next logical question is who is reading these articles and then heading to their computers to join EVE? Welp......people like Goons.
So with the detail provided we can get a pretty clear picture as to where Goons are taking us. The current face of EVE to the public is Goons and their actions. Their actions attract others like them to the game who just want to do similar sh*tty things to people trying to have a good time. Thanks Goons for making the game more interesting for us......
Quote: "First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. "
What I would like to remind the EVE Community of is that when someone joins Goons it's because they are first a member of an out of game community of griefers. They then join EVE, join Goons and, as we can all see by checking any Goon emp history, they rarely ever leave Goons. The Alliance grows in this way each day with the goal being to make your time online as miserable as possible and laughing about the wreckage they leave behind.
Quote: "While the majority of the failure alliances, corporations, and members we kill simply merge into other failed alliances and corporations like some rusted junkyard Voltron with Downs Syndrome (see Aggression/Atlas/Cult of War/Etc.), a few of these failures actually quit the game. This adds up. We realize this. Our enemies are less powerful than they were before."
As we have seen over the last few weeks many Alliances are doing total resets and taking the opportunity to start fresh building new relationships and strengthening old ones. While you do this keep in mind that the water is getting hot and Goons are relying on you not to notice until its too late. PL/AAA/NC/TRI/Atlas/XX and all the other large Alliances out there planning you futures, ask yourself if where Goons are taking EVE now is what you envisioned when you headed to your computer years ago to join EVE...
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.19 06:54:00 -
[182]
Hey Snot can I get your phone number?
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Dahlia Houghton
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.19 07:02:00 -
[183]
Man just when I thought I'd spend today with a crippling hangover I see a new Snot Shot post to brighten my day.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 04:08:00 -
[184]
Quote: Snot just wanted to let you know that Goons have been telling each other not to post in this thread so it will fall to the bottom of the page quickly. Keep it up man, first time anyone has actually been able to shut these ****ers up.
Quote: Hey if your sticking anymore quotes up on your thread please throw this one on: "Thanks a lot to Morsus Mihi and Razor for unleashing this tidal wave of Goon sh*t across EVE. Now do something to help us clean up your fu*king mess.
Quote: Have you noticed the NC posting less and less on CAOD hoping no one remembers that they are the reason we are all suffering with these re*ards now. If you see Fred0 down south playing with his Goonie friends tell him thanks a**hole.
Welp I see there are plenty of resets happening so keep it up all and maybe someday we will be able to cure EVE's cancer........just sayin..
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Terribad
Gallente Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.07.22 04:09:00 -
[185]
no snot shot, you are the napfest
and then snot shot was cancer -------------------------------------------------- goons |

Twilight Magester
Caldari Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.07.22 06:08:00 -
[186]
Sooooooooooo. When are we gonna invade Delve to rid the (EVE) universe of the ebil goonie menace? I wanna put some bees in a jar :D they make good pets and eat hunny.
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Roy Awesome
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 06:35:00 -
[187]
Oh, Dr. Shot, You truly are the best poster, aren't you?
-Roy Awesome
Now a CCP Navigator certified main! |

Hinkledolph
Minmatar Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.22 07:44:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
Best post in this thread
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Selquita
Gallente Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2009.07.22 08:51:00 -
[189]
Goons? They're so 2008.
You know who really needs to be taken out? Blood Raiders.
Those guys are freaking griefers! I mean, I'll just be hanging out in a belt, minding my own, and BAM! Like five frigates show up and start shooting my battleship for no reason. CCP totally needs to ban them!
And Veldspar. Veldspar is everywhere. I think it hacks... ====================================
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Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 13:16:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Quote: Snot just wanted to let you know that Goons have been telling each other not to post in this thread so it will fall to the bottom of the page quickly. Keep it up man, first time anyone has actually been able to shut these ****ers up.
Now we know you're just making **** up.
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kayentelva
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.07.22 14:22:00 -
[191]
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 14:58:00 -
[192]
Originally by: kayentelva
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
Pretty much spot on really.
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Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:02:00 -
[193]
Originally by: kayentelva
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
I agree
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Bagdon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:05:00 -
[194]
Originally by: kayentelva
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
you're controlling our game
(5p)
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:07:00 -
[195]
Originally by: kayentelva
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
Being so terrible in game, I can see why you'd invest time in a forum strategy. --- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Bagdon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 15:21:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: kayentelva
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
Being so terrible in game, I can see why you'd invest time in a forum strategy.
10 points
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Falin Whalen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 20:03:00 -
[197]
Originally by: kayentelva
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
This from a useless RP Alliance ***got!
(10pts)
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Orree
Gallente Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.07.22 21:22:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Sertan Deras <snip> The only thing Goons are killing is the e-Honour good fights paradise people like Snot Shot love so much but never existed. The game itself is more interesting, and stronger, than it's ever been.
Fixed that.
What goes on today isn't that different from the way it used to be. It's just on a larger scale and there are different actors.
"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." ---Benjamin Disraeli |

Tinnian Maso
Gallente Vanguard Venture Vanguard Venture Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 21:43:00 -
[199]
Hmmm 7 pages? Must be interesting but can't be bothered to find out.
A brief summary please?
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 21:47:00 -
[200]
Originally by: kayentelva every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points.
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Valorous Bob
Gallente TARSHISH FOUNDATION Insomniacs United
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:07:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Machine Delta Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association? Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec. In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.
Thats a good point, but how do u expect new players to trust you if you scam so many people? Also according to this arcticle (Link) you have to be an active member of SA.com for 3 months before you can join so its not like you're open to just any EVE noob. _______________________________________________
Originally by: Governor LePetomane You know who I can't stand? Explorers. Smug, invisible bastards. 
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Dionisius
Gallente Saiyans United death from above..
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:15:00 -
[202]
Skipping the dull parts...
The game was way more interesting when things all boiled down to point guns at the enemy and shoot it, not the metacrap we see today, in other words... just kill the damn goons they aren't worth having around anyway. _____________________________________
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Del369
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:26:00 -
[203]
Snotty, seriously, at this point seeking the help of a a medical professional is strongly advised. 
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Lea Re
Caldari Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.07.22 22:46:00 -
[204]
Originally by: Miep Miep Ah blabla Goons are playing the same game as everyone else. Maybe they started as mentioned in the first post but now they are just a normal alliance with a horribel ts and some nice excuse if they fail. Zzz boring
first reasonable statement in this thread and probably the last one too |

fishblades
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 23:02:00 -
[205]
August 1st is my birthday ooooo boy I can't wait.
Snot is so mad all he does is chill cloaked in nol trolling us badly, its pretty cute. You guys should come check it out sometime.
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Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.22 23:46:00 -
[206]
Originally by: kayentelva
Originally by: Val Oman Edited by: Val Oman on 14/07/2009 15:32:47 I honestly can't understand how some of you let WORDZ get to you so bad. Without WORDZ, the goons are just like any other group of players out there shooting other ships and grabbing what they can. Typical 0.0 stuff really.
You give the goons a weapon by caring about the WORDZ. They just type and you get all hot and bothered about how they are destroying the game with WORDZ.
By all means, gather the forces and go at em. Thats what you do in this game. But start by ignoring the WORDZ first. Thats how you will hurt a goon.
trolling goons is the most fun you can have out of game with Eve. you can do it from your PDA sitting in a coffee shop, or during your lunch break for a quick laugh.
every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points. they are so desperate to grief you they are completely vulnerable to being controlled.
the trick is to seem serious so they think you are really invested in the debate. they let their guard down because they think you have more at stake. if you play it right you get a great emo meltdown in the form of a long hurfblurf post. sometimes you get the neckbeard who gets so furious they start twitching and posting the same meme over and over. these arent as entertaining. feels like taking candy from a baby.
goons cannot resist responding. why not farm it for all its worth ?
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TurboDog2
Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.22 23:58:00 -
[207]
GOONFAIL
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 00:19:00 -
[208]
Originally by: TurboDog2 GOONFAIL
This forum battle is a mess, you'd better safespot.
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SmugBaldy
Caldari AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.23 02:50:00 -
[209]
Originally by: Tinnian Maso Hmmm 7 pages? Must be interesting but can't be bothered to find out.
A brief summary please?
Pretty standard:
OP: Waah. Everyone else: grrr.
It's hard to think when you're not used to it. |

Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:34:00 -
[210]
As most of you might think I am being a little bias only posting some of the positive EVEmails I have recived, I thought it might be good to put a few up from our "winners"...
Quote: I am sick of seeing your sh*t posts about us on CAOD! Why don't you uncloak and take us on 1v1 and see how tough you are!! Your just mad cuz we run eve now and have control the big allinaces for what we wnat.......awwww....tooooobad!! Goons are getting stronger everyday and soon we wont need naps!
Quote: You think your funny with all the poasting on CAOD hu. Well I know who you are in PL and am going to wait till you are in a Dread and then tell Shadoo.
Quote: Are you an idiot or something? No one is going to do anything about us because there is no one big enough left to do it. "Your EVE" was dumb enough to sit by and watch us kill the only Allaince big enough to put up a fight and now the only Alliances left are pieces of sh*t old ones duct taped together at best. Your right, we don't give a sh*t about EVE but guess what, there is no one left to stop us so FU*K OFF!!
Quote: "This game is riddled with emo fa*gots like us and its not going to stop anytime soon. You can whine all you want but it aint going to change that we got that emo tool Hargoth to click his mouse and the nap train to head south.
So with the above information provided, I have the following questions:
* Does the NC regret helping to kill BoB and replacing them with Goons? * Does the NC feel like they were used by Goons and the pay-off was not worth it?
I was told by plenty that EVEmailed me that the NC is old-school EVE and are pretty pi**ed off at how much of a bunch of id*ots Goons are.
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 03:37:00 -
[211]
You should try to be less transparent, your trolls would be better.
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Dionisius
Gallente Saiyans United death from above..
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Posted - 2009.07.23 10:36:00 -
[212]
Quote: I am sick of seeing your sh*t posts about us on CAOD! Why don't you uncloak and take us on 1v1 and see how tough you are!! Your just mad cuz we run eve now and have control the big allinaces for what we wnat.......awwww....tooooobad!! Goons are getting stronger everyday and soon we wont need naps!
/reads quotes
/spills coffee all over the keyboard
/bolds the funny parts
Oh boy, its really true that the average goon i.q. measures about as high as the true zero degrees figures.
_____________________________________
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Z'BoobyTrap
Gallente Lightspeed Enterprises Burning Horizons
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Posted - 2009.07.23 11:00:00 -
[213]
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I need me eight pilots. We're gonna be dropped into Delve, dressed as civilians. We're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only... killing g00nies. Members of nationalist socialist party conquered the North through murder, torture, intimation, and terror. And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them. We will be cruel to the g00ns and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, disfigured bodies their brothers we leave behind us and the g00ns will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the g00nies will be sicken by us, the g00nies will talk about us and the g00nies will fear us. g00ns ain't got no humanity! They need to be destroyed. Each and every man under my command owns me one hundred g00nie scalps... and I want MAH scalps!
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OninoTimmo
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 11:03:00 -
[214]
c u on teh battlefield 
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Mo adib
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 11:08:00 -
[215]
The corp that drove ka-tet into the ground and the corp that drove IRC into the ground are what is left of IRC....
ohh man the smile on my face is so huge right now 
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Hawkeyes6400
Caldari Pagan Brigade II
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Posted - 2009.07.23 11:26:00 -
[216]
Originally by: Z'BoobyTrap My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I need me eight pilots. We're gonna be dropped into Delve, dressed as civilians. We're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only... killing g00nies. Members of nationalist socialist party conquered the North through murder, torture, intimation, and terror. And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them. We will be cruel to the g00ns and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, disfigured bodies their brothers we leave behind us and the g00ns will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the g00nies will be sicken by us, the g00nies will talk about us and the g00nies will fear us. g00ns ain't got no humanity! They need to be destroyed. Each and every man under my command owns me one hundred g00nie scalps... and I want MAH scalps!
Well you can count me OUT. I don't work for people with IQ lower than 30.
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Derek Shmawesome
Minmatar We Know Derek
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Posted - 2009.07.23 11:44:00 -
[217]
Originally by: Snot Shot * Does the NC feel like they were used by Goons and the pay-off was not worth it?
You know why this try to spin the story doesn't work? Because both needed each other to pull this off finally. The NC provided numbers, most importantly FCs to keep the show running. Goonswarm provided numbers, most importantly logistics and actual inhabitants to grab a hold of the space. Maybe the latter was the biggest, most deciding difference to the previous Delve wars. It was a whole new level of commitment. The number of grunts was more or less the same as in previous attempts. It certainly was worth every investment that had been done by NC and Goonswarm. The seemingly impossible goal was achieved. No matter how long you whinge to the forums, negative nancy.
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Daviclond
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 12:15:00 -
[218]
Originally by: Dionisius /reads quotes
/spills coffee all over the keyboard
/bolds the funny parts
Oh boy, its really true that the average goon i.q. measures about as high as the true zero degrees figures.
i bet you believed that sc0rched 34rth guy about his alleged death thread phone call too |

Dionisius
Gallente Saiyans United death from above..
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Posted - 2009.07.23 13:07:00 -
[219]
Originally by: Daviclond
Originally by: Dionisius /reads quotes
/spills coffee all over the keyboard
/bolds the funny parts
Oh boy, its really true that the average goon i.q. measures about as high as the true zero degrees figures.
i bet you believed that sc0rched 34rth guy about his alleged death thread phone call too
i did, that and the fact that goons are the greatest power that new eden has seen in the last 5 years.
( lets not forget i do believe in Santa Claus. ) |

Stahlregen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.23 14:05:00 -
[220]
Originally by: Dionisius
Originally by: Daviclond
Originally by: Dionisius /reads quotes
/spills coffee all over the keyboard
/bolds the funny parts
Oh boy, its really true that the average goon i.q. measures about as high as the true zero degrees figures.
i bet you believed that sc0rched 34rth guy about his alleged death thread phone call too
the fact that goons are the greatest power that new eden has seen in the last 5 years.
Now you're just being a troll.
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Dionisius
Gallente Saiyans United death from above..
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Posted - 2009.07.23 14:22:00 -
[221]
Originally by: Stahlregen
Originally by: Dionisius
Originally by: Daviclond
Originally by: Dionisius /reads quotes
/spills coffee all over the keyboard
/bolds the funny parts
Oh boy, its really true that the average goon i.q. measures about as high as the true zero degrees figures.
i bet you believed that sc0rched 34rth guy about his alleged death thread phone call too
the fact that goons are the greatest power that new eden has seen in the last 5 years.
Now you're just being a troll.
Off course I ain't! One just needs to sweep trough the forums, chat with one of your members ingame or actually witness your magnificient display of tactics and acomplishments in the past and present to become in awe of such a fine display of grandiousness your alliance came to be.
How you did is beyond words... really it is. |

Da'iel Zehn
Caldari Ion Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.23 16:21:00 -
[222]
I don't usually post in CAOD, but I want to say to Snot Shot.
You have my guns with you.
DZ
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Efdi
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.23 23:13:00 -
[223]
Originally by: Da'iel Zehn I don't usually post in CAOD
I can see why. |

Twilight Magester
Caldari Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.07.24 03:06:00 -
[224]
Originally by: Da'iel Zehn I don't usually post in CAOD, but I want to say to Snot Shot.
You have my guns with you.
DZ
Since you guys are obviously so concerned about the state of the game and how "goonies" are "destroying" it. Why don't you form some sort of super alliance to take them down and quit whining on the message boards. (Actually keep whining on the message boards, I need something to read at "work") |

Psilocin
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.24 03:21:00 -
[225]
Edited by: Psilocin on 24/07/2009 03:21:33
Originally by: Twilight Magester
Originally by: Da'iel Zehn I don't usually post in CAOD, but I want to say to Snot Shot.
You have my guns with you.
DZ
Since you guys are obviously so concerned about the state of the game and how "goonies" are "destroying" it. Why don't you form some sort of super alliance to take them down and quit whining on the message boards. (Actually keep whining on the message boards, I need something to read at "work")
They could call it....Band of Idiots |

Rinse Cykl
Gallente Fairlight Corp Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.07.24 07:15:00 -
[226]
This one too. Fail all of you. Stop poasting and get busy fighting. You are all causing this game chafing. |

Twoside
Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.24 09:56:00 -
[227]
Originally by: Snot Shot I have the following questions:
* Does the NC regret helping to kill BoB and replacing them with Goons?
D
Originally by: Snot Shot * Does the NC feel like they were used by Goons and the pay-off was not worth it?
D
Originally by: Snot Shot I was told by plenty that EVEmailed me that the NC is old-school EVE and are pretty pi**ed off at how much of a bunch of id*ots Goons are.
Dr. Shot
C
Originally by: Snot Shot As most of you might think I am being a little bias
C |

Efdi
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.24 20:24:00 -
[228]
Originally by: Rinse Cykl This one too. Fail all of you. Stop poasting and get busy fighting. You are all causing this game chafing.
Posting doesn't have an "a" in it.
Also, u mad?~
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Anile8er
Minmatar Solstice Systems Development Concourse Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.07.25 07:50:00 -
[229]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Quote: A giant pinata of 6,000 targets.........just sayin.
Neg...... only about 200 goons are acually active.......
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Dengen Krastinov
Amarr Vengeance Imperium Federal Republic
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Posted - 2009.07.25 10:05:00 -
[230]
I find it hard to take any topic posed by any member of privateer alliance seriously. goons you have better things to do than answer this piece of trashes lame questions. move along. Welcome to Fjorgs Bakery. Have a hot piece of Pee, it's on the hoose. |

Falin Whalen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.25 10:20:00 -
[231]
Originally by: Dengen Krastinov I find it hard to take any topic posed by any member of privateer alliance seriously. goons you have better things to do than answer this piece of trashes lame questions. move along.
You see, he is like one of those dolls, that if you pull a string it says funny things. If we don't pull his string he will not say the funny things that we can all laugh at.
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Emhyr Var'Emreis
Amarr Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.25 12:17:00 -
[232]
Originally by: Snot Shot So I have been checking my EVEmails these past few days and there seems to be a lot more people starting to ôGet Goonsö which I find to be pretty refreshing.
I thought I would share with you all some excerpts:
Quote: M8 I think you actually did a great job summarizing what/who Goons are and what they mean to EVE. Our Alliance has been discussing this on TS off and on since we saw the thread and we will be permanently resetting Goons on August 1st. This might pi** off a few people in the Alliance but we feel itÆs time to draw a clear line within this game to send a continuous message.
Quote: Yesterday I saw my dog take a small dump on the side of a steep hill. As it rolled down it grew larger and larger picking up debris till it crashed into my flower bed at the bottom coming to rest in the middle. This reminded me of Goons impact on EVE and how they have so many hangers on.
Quote: You really got these guys freaked out at this point! They deserve it and itÆs about time the blinders were taken off the lemmings and wannabes that are caught up in their hate mongering of anything positive anyone tries to do in EVE.
Quote: I gotta say at this point BoB was never as bad as Goons are now. I have been playing for 5 years and how far Goons have dragged this game down is incredible!! It was truly a shame to see PL go down hill with Goons and then to seen NC get sucked in was heart breaking. MM/Razor are cool guys and think at this point they "Get Goons" also. Will be a good summer of shooting Goons.
Quote: Good luck with reset man and I hope it works. The population of EVE is pretty soft though and itÆs honestly easier for most to do nothing and not risk getting crushed like BoB was by the NAP fest.
Quote: When August 1st comes around and this reset goes through EVE will look like a bomb hit it!!! Goons would be on the forums burning down every Alliance they ever did a deal with throwing them under the bus. I think thats what scares the NC the most.
Quote: Now that Goons have wiped out ED/IRC/Scorched Earth and a whole bunch of other Alliances Empire will be full of Corps setting Goons neg.
Quote: Goons are now starting to change as August 1st gets closer. Soon they will be in Jita escorting fregiters out like boys scouts walking old ladies to their cars so EVE will stop hating them.
Quote: Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their mantra has stayed since the beginning......
Well as far as I can see, the only reason Goons stay together is because the sides of that giant bag of **** you are all stuffed in has not ripped open yet.......... maybe the August 1st reset will be that pin ***** it needs to get flowing.......
Just sayin.....
Dr. Shot
conifirming i wasnt one of them. nor do i believe we have so many people actually caring about lolpolitics of eve.
snot, why dont you organize an assault on goons about this? i for one am bored of station hugging.
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Saimedai
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.27 16:46:00 -
[233]
Do need a hug? I think he needs a hug guys.
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IceGoon
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.27 17:45:00 -
[234]
Can we send him a squeaky bee?
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Saimedai
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.27 18:33:00 -
[235]
We'd better do it before the 1st, the date we will cease to bee. 
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.28 22:09:00 -
[236]
Originally by: Dengen Krastinov I find it hard to take any topic posed by any member of privateer alliance seriously. goons you have better things to do than answer this piece of trashes lame questions.
That's a damned lie.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.29 12:29:00 -
[237]
So at this point I see that a lot of resets have already happened and I am still getting EVEmails off and on from corps who are setting Goons negative permanently. This is a good start and I was glad to assist with this effort.
Progress that I have noted to date is the following:
òGoons are getting ganked more often in Jita and low sec areas òGoons are showing up less and less outside Delve òGoons are logging in less and less òGoons are crying less and less in the Forums òGoons that are active seem lost with little to no directionà..but this might just be normal. òChat in SHC and other forums are confirming that Goons are being dropped from the shoes of many Alliances
EVE is realizing what a blight Goons are and the cleansing has begun. The only ones left at this point still carrying the weight of Goons bloated carcass are Morsus Mihi and Razor. Will this be coming to and end as well?
Quote: Goons are fading fast into obscurity now. Funny to watch them scramble around trying to start fights with other Alliances so the NC will continue to pay attention to them like an old dog.
Quote: You can tell Goons are having a hard time with the fact that the only thing that made them relevant was BoB. When the BoB director disbanded the Alliance he effectively started the slow and agonizing death of Goons as well. How ironic.
Quote: Snot, good job with the thread. ItÆs been a great read seeing Goons getting all worked up over someone pointing out their sad reason for existence. Looking forward to many more of your posts.
Quote: Goons are that same joke you were told over and over again. When you were first told it you laughed pretty hard, when you were told it for the 100th time you just wanted to punch someone in the face. They are nothing more than a useless yellow blob on the map now.
Anywaysàà..I got up from MolleÆs old chair I stuffed the bottle of Scotch and a few more smokes in my jacket and started to walk out to my Rifter. While shutting the office door something caught my eye behind itààMolleÆs pink hat. I picked it up and held it under the light just above the door. It was pretty well worn with the only distinguishing marks on it being 5 smiley face buttons clipped to the sideàà..he still kept his sense of humor I see. I put the hat on and turned to go bumping straight into the The Mittani knocking him to the floor à He stared up at me with wide eyes as if he was seeing a ghost until suddenly screaming like a school girl and scampering off down the hallà.. All I could hear as he disappeared into the dark wasàà.öCall Shadooà..call Shadooooooooo!!!.....
Thanks to all whom have evemailed me and those who show you support of EVE each day by ganking a Goonà
Just sayinàà..Fly Safe and have Fun!!
Dr. Shot
Just sayin..... |

Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.29 13:46:00 -
[238]
Originally by: Snot Shot So at this point I see that a lot of resets have already happened and I am still getting EVEmails off and on from corps who are setting Goons negative permanently. This is a good start and I was glad to assist with this effort.
Progress that I have noted to date is the following:
òGoons are getting ganked more often in Jita and low sec areas òGoons are showing up less and less outside Delve òGoons are logging in less and less òGoons are crying less and less in the Forums òGoons that are active seem lost with little to no directionà..but this might just be normal. òChat in SHC and other forums are confirming that Goons are being dropped from the shoes of many Alliances
Can you actually back any of this up with any kind of facts whatsoever or are you just talking out of your ass like always?
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SquadBroken
Amarr Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.07.30 01:31:00 -
[239]
How has this thread not been gassed and the op banned?
Hey mods, people other than goons can be **** posters too.
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Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.30 03:47:00 -
[240]
Snot Shot still fighting the good fight i see and on COAD no less.
Did you tell em about your PL alt yet? Or that gem about pushing the pull door to be an FC? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One hand on their junk and the other pounding their keyboard throwing Rifter after Rifter at us every day. |

Zarithas
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.30 07:57:00 -
[241]
Originally by: Snot Shot So at this point I see that a lot of resets have already happened and I am still getting EVEmails off and on from corps who are setting Goons negative permanently. This is a good start and I was glad to assist with this effort.
Progress that I have noted to date is the following:
òGoons are getting ganked more often in Jita and low sec areas òGoons are showing up less and less outside Delve òGoons are logging in less and less òGoons are crying less and less in the Forums òGoons that are active seem lost with little to no directionà..but this might just be normal. òChat in SHC and other forums are confirming that Goons are being dropped from the shoes of many Alliances
You're right, Goonfleet is truly on the brink of total collapse. There is internal chaos throughout the organization. We are sure to lose Delve in a manner of days.
All hope is lost. 
We'll get revenge on you Snot Shot, I swear it! This isn't the last you see of us...
      
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Tirk Umpat
Caldari Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.30 08:58:00 -
[242]
this thread best thread
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Hatsumi Kobayashi
Caldari Bannable Offense. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.30 11:26:00 -
[243]
Originally by: Tirk Umpat this thread best thread
eagerly awaiting another snot shot post.
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CDLoon
Minmatar Red Sky Morning
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Posted - 2009.07.30 11:53:00 -
[244]
Is this the Fan Fic topic ?
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Emhyr Var'Emreis
Amarr Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.30 14:23:00 -
[245]
why the hate snot? dont even bother telling me its not hate, if it wasnt hate you wouldnt be so desperate to prove that goons are already failcascading. enjoy your game and let goons enjoy it, in their own way. if you dont want to be in contact with them simply block them. IS IT THAT HARD? it will never cease to amaze me how some people spend so much time trying to prove their truth on internet spaceships game forum :D have "fun", mr political refugee. 
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Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.30 16:05:00 -
[246]
Hes just really mad. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One hand on their junk and the other pounding their keyboard throwing Rifter after Rifter at us every day. |

Saimedai
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.30 16:07:00 -
[247]
lol
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Malcanis
Caldari Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.07.30 16:58:00 -
[248]
This thread is like watching a learning-disabled kid fight a two-legged dog for half a cheeseburger. It's pathetically pointless, but you can't help laughing.
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Fitz VonHeise
Caldari Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.07.30 18:37:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Anywaysàà..I got up from MolleÆs old chair I stuffed the bottle of Scotch and a few more smokes in my jacket and started ...
If nothing else he has a way of writing to keep your interest.
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Emilia Bluu
Gallente Bulgarian Mafia Squad Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.07.30 23:01:00 -
[250]
Confirming Goonswarm is the cancer that is killing eve.
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SquadBroken
Amarr Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.07.31 02:39:00 -
[251]
Originally by: Malcanis This thread is like watching a learning-disabled kid fight a two-legged dog for half a cheeseburger. It's pathetically pointless, but you can't help laughing.
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dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.31 03:27:00 -
[252]
snot good job on dis thread. Keep it coming  Former SmashKill Coaliton Leader WTB Leviathan. Hit me up ingame
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mcstandups
Caldari Ghosts of Ragnarok
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Posted - 2009.07.31 05:41:00 -
[253]
yeah grats on trolling all of eve
or something
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Shardrael
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.31 05:52:00 -
[254]
Originally by: dastommy79 snot good job on dis thread. Keep it coming 
keep on believin  Signature locked. Please submit a petition to discuss the matter further. Navigator |

Raphael Scoria
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.31 08:17:00 -
[255]
If Snot Shot didn't exist we'd have to invent him.
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Psilocin
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.31 17:22:00 -
[256]
Originally by: dastommy79 snot good job on dis thread. Keep it coming 
Official Seal of Dastommy Approval (TM)! You're moving up in the world now, snotty
FOFOFOOOO! |

Xenophanes Colophon
Gallente Cy Corp
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Posted - 2009.07.31 18:29:00 -
[257]
Am I doing it right?
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Sertan Deras
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.31 20:39:00 -
[258]
Edited by: Sertan Deras on 31/07/2009 20:39:42 It will be August 1st in EVE in 3.5 hours. I am waiting with bated breath to see the storm of destruction Snot Shot will release on us. I don't have to wait until the first US time do I? That would kind of suck.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.01 02:27:00 -
[259]
Tick, Tock
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.01 04:06:00 -
[260]
So with August 1st having arrived I have to say that I am very happy with the current list of Alliances and Corps who have stepped up and reset Goonturds so far. My tally at this point sits at a mix of 187 Alliances and Corporations who have EVEmailed me over the last few weeks and the EVEmails keep coming! I thank you all for taking a stand in support of your game and the EVE Community and look forward to this list growing throughout the summer.
To all the soft little Goonturds that sit all sad now in their bowls... ...cheer up cuz this is just the start, it's going to take a little while to get you all flushed so stay calm and try not to get mad.... Dr. Shot Just sayin..... |

Stahlregen
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.01 04:42:00 -
[261]
Originally by: Snot Shot So with August 1st having arrived I have to say that I am very happy with the current list of Alliances and Corps who have stepped up and reset Goonturds so far. My tally at this point sits at a mix of 187 Alliances and Corporations who have EVEmailed me over the last few weeks and the EVEmails keep coming! I thank you all for taking a stand in support of your game and the EVE Community and look forward to this list growing throughout the summer.
To all the soft little Goonturds that sit all sad now in their bowls... ...cheer up cuz this is just the start, it's going to take a little while to get you all flushed so stay calm and try not to get mad....
If you can provide even 100 names of these corps / alliances that have reset us i will give you my character and never play this game again. Go on, I bet you can't even give us a quarter of these 187.
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dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.01 05:26:00 -
[262]
Originally by: Stahlregen
Originally by: Snot Shot So with August 1st having arrived I have to say that I am very happy with the current list of Alliances and Corps who have stepped up and reset Goonturds so far. My tally at this point sits at a mix of 187 Alliances and Corporations who have EVEmailed me over the last few weeks and the EVEmails keep coming! I thank you all for taking a stand in support of your game and the EVE Community and look forward to this list growing throughout the summer.
To all the soft little Goonturds that sit all sad now in their bowls... ...cheer up cuz this is just the start, it's going to take a little while to get you all flushed so stay calm and try not to get mad....
If you can provide even 100 names of these corps / alliances that have reset us i will give you my character and never play this game again. Go on, I bet you can't even give us a quarter of these 187.
what do we got to do to get ya to quit making videos?
Former SmashKill Coaliton Leader WTB Leviathan. Hit me up ingame
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TheLibrarian
Minmatar Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.08.01 05:37:00 -
[263]
so i read all of these post, every word and I have to say, i love goons and snot shot. You guys should form an alliance called awesomesaucepwnageposters.
this thread made me laugh for like 10 minutes. quality stuff.
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Saimedai
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.01 05:45:00 -
[264]
187 5-man Empire mining corps will soon descend on Delve. Goons will gorge themselves on Hulk kills leading to massive burnout and collapse. Truely we are the damned.
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Moe Murda
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.01 06:01:00 -
[265]
21 They made me jealous by what is no god and angered me with their worthless idols. I will make them envious by those who are not a people; I will make them angry by a nation that has no understanding.
22 For a fire has been kindled by my wrath, one that burns to the realm of death [e] below. It will devour the earth and its harvests and set afire the foundations of the mountains.
23 "I will heap calamities upon them and spend my arrows against them.
24 I will send wasting famine against them, consuming pestilence and deadly plague; I will send against them the fangs of wild beasts, the venom of vipers that glide in the dust.
25 In the street the sword will make them childless; in their homes terror will reign. Young men and young women will perish, infants and gray-haired men.
26 I said I would scatter them and blot out their memory from mankind,
27 but I dreaded the taunt of the enemy, lest the adversary misunderstand and say, 'Our hand has triumphed; the LORD has not done all this.' "
28 They are a nation without sense, there is no discernment in them.
29 If only they were wise and would understand this and discern what their end will be!
30 How could one man chase a thousand, or two put ten thousand to flight, unless their Rock had sold them, unless the LORD had given them up?
31 For their rock is not like our Rock, as even our enemies concede.
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Twoside
Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.01 10:56:00 -
[266]
Originally by: Snot Shot So with August 1st having arrived I have to say that I am very happy with the current list of Alliances and Corps who have stepped up and reset Goonturds so far. My tally at this point sits at a mix of 187 Alliances and Corporations who have EVEmailed me over the last few weeks and the EVEmails keep coming! I thank you all for taking a stand in support of your game and the EVE Community and look forward to this list growing throughout the summer.
To all the soft little Goonturds that sit all sad now in their bowls... ...cheer up cuz this is just the start, it's going to take a little while to get you all flushed so stay calm and try not to get mad....
113 more alliance and you'll have 300! MADNESS!!! |

Panzram
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.01 11:40:00 -
[267]
why is thread
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BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.01 15:51:00 -
[268]
Originally by: Twoside
Originally by: Snot Shot So with August 1st having arrived I have to say that I am very happy with the current list of Alliances and Corps who have stepped up and reset Goonturds so far. My tally at this point sits at a mix of 187 Alliances and Corporations who have EVEmailed me over the last few weeks and the EVEmails keep coming! I thank you all for taking a stand in support of your game and the EVE Community and look forward to this list growing throughout the summer.
To all the soft little Goonturds that sit all sad now in their bowls... ...cheer up cuz this is just the start, it's going to take a little while to get you all flushed so stay calm and try not to get mad....
113 more alliance and you'll have 300! MADNESS!!!
You can always contribute and bring about the end of goons. Everyone knows that we really hate each other and our alliance was only there to end BoB. Now our true animosity must shine through~
c u on teh battlefield
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SquadBroken
Amarr Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.08.01 21:05:00 -
[269]
Edited by: SquadBroken on 01/08/2009 21:11:47 Thread needs more Snot.
Anyone figure out who his goon main is yet?
Edit - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~  
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HELIC0N ONE
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.01 21:58:00 -
[270]
just u wait till February 22nd lil goonies your doom approaches   
just u wait till August 1st lil goonies your doom approaches   
what will be the next day of reckoning picked out by Snotrodamus?
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Korerin Mayul
Amarr The R.I.T.U.A.L Corp
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Posted - 2009.08.01 23:30:00 -
[271]
Originally by: Panzram why is thread
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Faekurias
Caldari Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.02 12:17:00 -
[272]
Originally by: Korerin Mayul
Originally by: Panzram why is thread
^^ best poster -------------------------
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.02 16:49:00 -
[273]
I will have to admit that I am getting a pretty good chuckle out of the Goonie spin cycle/damage control so far... With now over 187 Alliances and Corporations (6 more added today) who have permanently set Goons negative, I think we are well on our way to some day soon looking upon the EVE map like an x-ray and seeing that our cancer is in remission. It is refreshing to see that a few things have obviously happened since this thread started:
1) Goons don't post as much smack anymore since they are trying very hard to change EVEs current perception of them as a cancer.
2) Goons are now taking EVE very seriously and getting very emotional during most posts that they make in CAOD and in local.
3) Goons are logging in a lot less now because of 1 & 2........ not fun anymore...
Welp I thought I would throw out a few reminders here for the those that might be just joining us:
Quote: "First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. We're a bunch of quasi-sadistic goofballs who like to pretend we're ******s (although many of us aren't actually pretending). Or something like that, I don't f*cking know.ö
Quote: "We are not here to play the same Eve that you play. We are not trying to balance the powers in 0.0. We are not here to make this an enjoyable experience for you, or to give you "good fights". So stop pleading for that. We care little about "being the best". We aren't. We won because you are horrible at Eve."
Quote: Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their mantra has stayed since the beginning......
When someone joins Goons it's because they are first a member of an out of game community of griefers. They then join EVE, join Goons and, as we can all see by checking any Goon emp history, they rarely ever leave Goons. The Alliance grows in this way each day with the goal being to make your time online as miserable as possible and laughing about the wreckage they leave behind.
Quote: Snot, read your thread and it's actually a pretty cool idea. You either support what Goons are doing to EVE or you don't. If you don't, your corp or alliance sets them negative. Long term as this grows it will restrict their ability to move around EVE overall and produce many losses for them. BTW when are you going to bring back "Whack a Goon Wednesday"? When I saw that months ago in C&P I laughed my a** off.
So far what I have set out to start is a success based on the number of responses and look forward to where it takes us. As the noose tightens, Goons will either rage quit from having to take the game as "serious space business" or be forced to change into what the EVE Community deems acceptable....either way, we win.
Fly safe and have Fun!!
Dr. Shot Just sayin..... |

PrimaryIsYou
Minmatar BACKUPLEGION
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Posted - 2009.08.02 17:11:00 -
[274]
Originally by: Snot Shot I will have to admit that I am getting a pretty good chuckle out of the Goonie spin cycle/damage control so far... With now over 187 Alliances and Corporations (6 more added today) who have permanently set Goons negative, I think we are well on our way to some day soon looking upon the EVE map like an x-ray and seeing that our cancer is in remission. It is refreshing to see that a few things have obviously happened since this thread started:
1) Goons don't post as much smack anymore since they are trying very hard to change EVEs current perception of them as a cancer.
2) Goons are now taking EVE very seriously and getting very emotional during most posts that they make in CAOD and in local.
3) Goons are logging in a lot less now because of 1 & 2........ not fun anymore...
Welp I thought I would throw out a few reminders here for the those that might be just joining us:
Quote: "First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. We're a bunch of quasi-sadistic goofballs who like to pretend we're ******s (although many of us aren't actually pretending). Or something like that, I don't f*cking know.ö
Quote: "We are not here to play the same Eve that you play. We are not trying to balance the powers in 0.0. We are not here to make this an enjoyable experience for you, or to give you "good fights". So stop pleading for that. We care little about "being the best". We aren't. We won because you are horrible at Eve."
Quote: Everything else they say changes with the situation they are in, yet their mantra has stayed since the beginning......
When someone joins Goons it's because they are first a member of an out of game community of griefers. They then join EVE, join Goons and, as we can all see by checking any Goon emp history, they rarely ever leave Goons. The Alliance grows in this way each day with the goal being to make your time online as miserable as possible and laughing about the wreckage they leave behind.
Quote: Snot, read your thread and it's actually a pretty cool idea. You either support what Goons are doing to EVE or you don't. If you don't, your corp or alliance sets them negative. Long term as this grows it will restrict their ability to move around EVE overall and produce many losses for them. BTW when are you going to bring back "Whack a Goon Wednesday"? When I saw that months ago in C&P I laughed my a** off.
So far what I have set out to start is a success based on the number of responses and look forward to where it takes us. As the noose tightens, Goons will either rage quit from having to take the game as "serious space business" or be forced to change into what the EVE Community deems acceptable....either way, we win.
Fly safe and have Fun!!
You're so cute, I wish I could take you home with me.
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BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.02 17:25:00 -
[275]
So are we dead yet or what?
I never log in anymore because eve is terrible(mlmp)
I have also gotten very hysterical whilst typing this post. I take my COAD very seriously, you see.
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.02 17:59:00 -
[276]
Edited by: Scatim Helicon on 02/08/2009 17:59:28 get out ***
(this is a very serious and emotional post fyi)
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.08.02 18:50:00 -
[277]
I see the goal posts have moved from "187 alliances resetting goons, to 187 alliances setting GoonSwarm red." Not exactly impressive.
They probably did that by themselves when they did Jihadswarm.
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Sertan Deras
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.02 19:47:00 -
[278]
It's the second and I am still waiting. Can you at least throw another arbitrary date out there for our demise? It gives me something to look forward to.
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Rotnac
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.02 23:56:00 -
[279]
I've had to buy 3 new desk chairs over the course of this thread, due to ****ing myself silly over these reset threats. And yet, August 1st rolls around, and NOL is still ours. What the hell man? All those chairs are entirely unjustified now!
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Himo Amasacia
Minmatar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.03 01:13:00 -
[280]
The war will be over by Christmass.
"Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill." -Cicero |

SquadBroken
Amarr Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.08.03 04:43:00 -
[281]
Edited by: SquadBroken on 03/08/2009 04:43:29 Ok who is his goon main?
No one other than a goon could possibly be that stupid.
edit - ::it's a mystery::
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.03 13:01:00 -
[282]
So I read through the hectic responses so far and it seems we have some confused and frustrated Goons on the loose watching the sky to see if itÆs fallingà.. ôGoal postsö, ôWarö and ôDays of Reckoningö dates spill forth and you all sit on your hands in wonderà.that made me laugh. Fear not, the August 1st date was a measuring point, I know how you all like them, to gather what responses I had to date. From where I stand it looks great and the fact that a majority of the responses I am getting are stating that they are setting Goons negative vs. resetting them is excellent since it seems Goons were not on many Alliance/Corp radars until now I guess.
Common response was:
Quote: We actually never had Goons set positive or negative until we saw your post. I response to this we have set Goons negative and this will never change. Keep up the good fight!!
As far as the ôresetsö go it seems that, although I have gotten a bunch, those will begin to flow when the ôRainbow of Loveö NAP train breaks up and that wonÆt have anything to do with me. 
ItÆs funny to see that things are so exciting out there for Goons these days that they need to create fake drama (WI in F2) to keep their pilots interested these days..
Anywaysàà.as always, fly safe, have fun and I look forward to the next frustrated derailment effort you all come up withà..
Dr. Shot Just sayin..... |
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CCP Begpo KpoBu
Gallente C C P

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Posted - 2009.08.03 13:36:00 -
[283]
Thread has gone into trolling direction. Locked. Begpo KpoBu
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