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The PitBoss
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.10 23:25:00 -
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Edited by: The PitBoss on 10/08/2009 23:29:09
Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan just had an encounter with a group of your corp members. if you have no rules of engagement then disreguard this message. if you do then please continue to read. attached is a kill mail that happened due to your corp members. as i was undocking from Jita still in black screen they targeted me and poped and poded an unfitted fig. the only thing of value was the +3 implants i had purchased 3 mins ago. if you agree with this kill then take no action. if not then i am requesting a reimbursement of 68.7mil for the cost of the implants. i hope you run ur corperation differently then these members represent.
Hello.
I am sorry to hear about your loss. Unfortunately we are unable to reimburse this loss as our client-side logs do not indicate that a pilot within the game or a war dec related problem was the reason for your loss. This does not mean that I doubt your description of events in any way but I'm afraid it keeps my hands tied in regards to reimbursement. Our reimbursement policies are very strict and I can only reimburse if I am able to verify that a war dec related problem caused the loss. I hope that you understand our position and that you will recover swiftly from the loss.
Best regards,
The Pitboss Privateer Alliance Customer Support
Thank-You,
The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss)
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Burning Horizon
The Federation Of Burnt Lasagna
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Posted - 2009.08.10 23:32:00 -
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Edited by: Burning Horizon on 10/08/2009 23:33:02 cool story bro
edit: also a set of +3's don't cost 68 mill
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Mithril Ryder
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Posted - 2009.08.10 23:33:00 -
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Smirk mode engaged.
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The PitBoss
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.10 23:33:00 -
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Edited by: The PitBoss on 10/08/2009 23:33:45
Originally by: Burning Horizon cool story bro
edit: also a set of +3's don't cost 67 mill
cooler corp bro
Thank-You,
The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss)
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.10 23:48:00 -
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You should probably post about it. THIS SIGNATURE IS SMALLER THAN 24000 BYTES Join "C&P" ingame! |

Shigsy
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.10 23:49:00 -
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Or on second thoughts, maybe not. THIS SIGNATURE IS SMALLER THAN 24000 BYTES Join "C&P" ingame! |

FU22
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.08.11 00:21:00 -
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expected funny thread about CCP
Left dissapointed 
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Viqer Fell
Minmatar Maelstrom Crew
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Posted - 2009.08.11 00:38:00 -
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Personally I found this funny albeit I am drunk 
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Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.08.11 00:42:00 -
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My Music |

FireT
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Posted - 2009.08.11 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: The PitBoss Edited by: The PitBoss on 10/08/2009 23:29:09
Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan just had an encounter with a group of your corp members. if you have no rules of engagement then disreguard this message. if you do then please continue to read. attached is a kill mail that happened due to your corp members. as i was undocking from Jita still in black screen they targeted me and poped and poded an unfitted fig. the only thing of value was the +3 implants i had purchased 3 mins ago. if you agree with this kill then take no action. if not then i am requesting a reimbursement of 68.7mil for the cost of the implants. i hope you run ur corperation differently then these members represent.
Hello.
I am sorry to hear about your loss. Unfortunately we are unable to reimburse this loss as our client-side logs do not indicate that a pilot within the game or a war dec related problem was the reason for your loss. This does not mean that I doubt your description of events in any way but I'm afraid it keeps my hands tied in regards to reimbursement. Our reimbursement policies are very strict and I can only reimburse if I am able to verify that a war dec related problem caused the loss. I hope that you understand our position and that you will recover swiftly from the loss.
Best regards,
The Pitboss Privateer Alliance Customer Support
Waaaa? You totally failed to explain what happened. Were you War Deced? Was there a temporary glitch where they ganged you while loading into normal space, without CONCORD doing anything?
Did squirresl run you over in a speeder while eating ice cream?
Seriously, if you complain give us the full story, not just random garble garble squiiiik squiiik.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.11 01:00:00 -
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The PitBoss is the best The.
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rubico1337
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Posted - 2009.08.11 02:40:00 -
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i luled 
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The PitBoss
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.11 02:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin The PitBoss is the best The.
Best response of the year ... thank you 
Thank-You,
The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss)
Signatures by: Kalen Vox |

Lee Dalton
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.08.11 03:05:00 -
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I loled. *** You're only as good as your last fight. |

Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.08.11 03:30:00 -
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Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan as i was undocking from Jita still in black screen they targeted me and poped and poded an unfitted fig.
Wow... he was flying a fig? Maybe he was on a date? Really, it's the pits losing +3 implants...
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BalZ
Gallente topSTUFFed Productions Inc
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Posted - 2009.08.11 03:32:00 -
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Quote: poped and poded an unfitted fig
I'm sorry, he "poped" AND "poded" a fig? And said fig was unfitted? How rude! 
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.11 04:49:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur
Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan as i was undocking from Jita still in black screen they targeted me and poped and poded an unfitted fig.
Wow... he was flying a fig? Maybe he was on a date? Really, it's the pits losing +3 implants...
This is a lot funnier then the thread tbh.
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Poreuomai
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.11 07:53:00 -
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Edited by: Poreuomai on 11/08/2009 07:53:08
Originally by: The PitBoss
Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan i am requesting a reimbursement of 68.7mil for the cost of the implants.
Anonymous Member?
If that was a member of Mirkur please tell me who it was so I can pod kill him/her myself. 
Let My People Go |

Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.08.11 07:59:00 -
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Thread delivers figs.
I like figs.
Killboard-Declarations of War Podcast |

SCORPY
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Posted - 2009.08.11 08:03:00 -
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Originally by: Herty
Originally by: Le Soltueur
Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan as i was undocking from Jita still in black screen they targeted me and poped and poded an unfitted fig.
Wow... he was flying a fig? Maybe he was on a date? Really, it's the pits losing +3 implants...
This is a lot funnier then the thread tbh.
Le Soltueur has the best sense of humor. <3 
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.08.11 08:06:00 -
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Originally by: Poreuomai Edited by: Poreuomai on 11/08/2009 07:57:54
Originally by: The PitBoss
Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan i am requesting a reimbursement of 68.7mil for the cost of the implants.
Anonymous Member?
If that was a member of Mirkur please tell me who it was so I can pod kill him/her myself. 
EDIT
I've looked into the matter and can confirm that U'K pilots DO NOT fly figs as figs cannot cloak.
Sure they can. You just need the Fig Leaf I rig.
Killboard-Declarations of War Podcast |

Intigo
Amarr coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.08.11 08:33:00 -
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Why is PitBoss such a terrible poster?
It is a mystery. ___________________
ENEMA, much love. <3 |

Kaya Valda
Caldari Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.11 08:45:00 -
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Originally by: Intigo Why is PitBoss such a terrible poster?
It is a mystery.
I don't know. He's 2 dimensional enough but I still don't think the Blutac will hold his weight.
- Read My Blog |

Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.08.11 09:12:00 -
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Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

Lord Windu
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.08.11 09:16:00 -
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Not exactly post worthy and failing to see the crime here, also name and shame.
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Poreuomai
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.11 09:42:00 -
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Edited by: Poreuomai on 11/08/2009 09:43:24
Originally by: Lord Windu failing to see the crime here
Flying figs is a violation of the galactic traffic saftely laws.
Hmm, maybe there was a typo in the eve-mail. Perhaps it should have read "flying pigs".
Let My People Go |

Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.11 10:06:00 -
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Anonymous? Please tell us who it is so we can humilate them properly :)
PS - we're enjoying killing your HAC's in our T1 lulz cruisers fitted with crap :)
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AKA 'Bitter Dog'
Failing at everything he does in EvE since '05 |

Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.08.11 10:10:00 -
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Minor functionaries in large alliances are often hilarious. The number of Atlas slugs I've had to listen to recently is hilarious, I wonder if the rest of them know they're supposed to be back in Empire dealing with little ol' me...
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Peraxx
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Posted - 2009.08.11 10:46:00 -
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Originally by: The PitBoss Stroking my e-peen in da op
Wow, please keep posting. My brain cells have almost completely rotted.
Originally by: Butter Dog Anonymous? Please tell us who it is so we can humilate them properly :)
PS - we're enjoying killing your HAC's in our T1 lulz cruisers fitted with crap :)
Get back to CAOD Bitter Dog.
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Mach Rain
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.11 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur
Originally by: Anonymous Member of Ushra'Khan as i was undocking from Jita still in black screen they targeted me and poped and poded an unfitted fig.
Wow... he was flying a fig? Maybe he was on a date? Really, it's the pits losing +3 implants...
   
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