Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Yes, as the title says..

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Originally by: Mashashige

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Edited by: Mashashige on 31/08/2009 18:19:46

Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Yes, as the title says..

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WTF DOES THE TITLE SAY?



Otherwise, you got 3 POSs and some L4 mission loot/salvage? I guess its a decent haul, but really, not thread worthy.

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Originally by: Lord Windu

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Well I know it's an exploit to recycle characters when their sec status gets too low but I wonder if it's the same when it comes to recycling characters when their reputation is blackened. Not a moan just curious if CCP take a similar approach to this.

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Originally by: Mashashige

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Edited by: Mashashige on 31/08/2009 18:19:46

Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Yes, as the title says..

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WTF DOES THE TITLE SAY?



Otherwise, you got 3 POSs and some L4 mission loot/salvage? I guess its a decent haul, but really, not thread worthy.

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3 pos's, 2 freight containers worth of loot and salvage, 1 freight container of ore and minerals, about 130 ships ranging from battleships to exhumers. tons of T2 missiles and ammo. All in all after I sell all the stuff, I will be well off for some time to come.

NS

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Originally by: Elise Randolph

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Holy ****, loot and three POS structures?! That's incredible! I will pay you good money if you will explain to me in detail how you pulled off this caper to end all capers.

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Originally by: Mashashige

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Also, your thread topic is still illegible...

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Originally by: Drakan290

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Pics of your current hangar? (edit out name in top left)

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Edited by: Nathan Sanderson on 31/08/2009 18:50:53
Yes, as the title says, I worked my evil magic and convinced about 30 people from the State War Academy NPC corp to drop it and join a player corp and named it SWARTA to help lure them in.

Over time I got them to drop tons of loot, salvage and ships from all their mission running into the corp hangers, and even managed to acquire not one but 3 POS's and support structures/weapons as well as a bit over 3 months of fuel for one of them through various nefarious means.

Today, I dropped everyones roles, stole everything from the corp, and sent it all to an alt. This character has completed his nefarious work and is now heading to the BIOMASS facility, laughing madly to himself.

Gullible fools. I kept telling them to trust nobody.. but they trusted me. LOL!

Nathan Sanderson

p.s. Yes, crime pays.

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Originally by: BunnyGirl

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This is why I hate some people, dont mind the theft but Im a girl-gamer and him acting like a girl just to get people to join his corp? WTF seriously?....

If you was a good thief would not matter if you was a boy or girl, just bugs me cus i got to defend myself everyday with peoples ******ed comments about me being a girl meh nvm ill live. but well done for scamming noobs kudos

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Originally by: Jones Bones

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Ignore the hate. These types of activities are what makes CnP interesting worth checking out now and then. Proof of the haul is helpful though, for extra lulz.

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Originally by: EvE Auction

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Originally by: BunnyGirl

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This is why I hate some people, dont mind the theft but Im a girl-gamer and him acting like a girl just to get people to join his corp? WTF seriously?....

If you was a good thief would not matter if you was a boy or girl, just bugs me cus i got to defend myself everyday with peoples ******ed comments about me being a girl meh nvm ill live. but well done for scamming noobs kudos

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You are one or a combination of the following:

a) Fat
b) Histrionic Female
c) Male

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Originally by: De'Veldrin

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Interesting.

Sort of a reverse goon scam. Let them into the corp and then steal all of their stuff.

Well done.

Asshat.

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Edited by: Nathan Sanderson on 31/08/2009 20:09:33

Originally by: Jones Bones

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Ignore the hate. These types of activities are what makes CnP interesting worth checking out now and then. Proof of the haul is helpful though, for extra lulz.

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here it is. I made it a slide show because it took 26 screenshots to get it all in.

Linkage

NS

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Originally by: Arwen Tyler

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Bull****, Players wether new or old don't get that many faction ships together and leave them unfitted in corp hangers.

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Originally by: Jitalt Ola

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Edited by: Nathan Sanderson on 31/08/2009 20:09:33

Originally by: Jones Bones

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Ignore the hate. These types of activities are what makes CnP interesting worth checking out now and then. Proof of the haul is helpful though, for extra lulz.

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here it is. I made it a slide show because it took 26 screenshots to get it all in.

Linkage

NS

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So you grabbed a few frigs/cruisers and some mission loot from a few days? (plus some POS stuff and a few faction frigs which are the only things of at least a bit of value)
I'm really impressed, you should apply to GH-SC, they need pros like you.

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Originally by: Jitalt Ola

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Edited by: Jitalt Ola on 31/08/2009 20:32:52

Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Edited by: Nathan Sanderson on 31/08/2009 20:09:33

Originally by: Jones Bones

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Ignore the hate. These types of activities are what makes CnP interesting worth checking out now and then. Proof of the haul is helpful though, for extra lulz.

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here it is. I made it a slide show because it took 26 screenshots to get it all in.

Linkage

NS

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Originally by: Jitalt Ola

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Edit: So the POS really were the only valuable thing according to your newest post?
Wow, you REALLY have a career ahead of you.

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So you grabbed a few frigs/cruisers and some mission loot from a few days? (plus some POS stuff and a few faction frigs which are the only things of at least a bit of value)
I'm really impressed, you should apply to GH-SC, they need pros like you.

Edit: So the POS really were the only valuable thing according to your newest post?
Wow, you REALLY have a career ahead of you.

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Originally by: Peroz

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that just makes this thread even more amusing and ironic
Linkage

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Like I said, all and all when it's all said and done, I made about 5-6 Billion isk. I'm happy with it, and your just sour grapes so bite me.

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Originally by: galjinsol

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u fail at eve, u fail at life[ingame] go die in a fire [ingame]

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Originally by: Grann Thefauto

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Not a bad troll. You seem to have gotten quite a few people with the photoshopped screenshots.

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Originally by: Grann Thefauto

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You don't seriously expect us to believe that you made over a billion isk in a scam do you? Come on...

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Originally by: Grann Thefauto

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Actually no, I'm just here to make fun of you because you seem to think this is impressive.

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Originally by: Miss Tittsie

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Edited by: Miss Tittsie on 01/09/2009 08:56:30
I have biger titts than you





who cares




where did interesting stories and videos go in c&p?

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Edited by: Nathan Sanderson on 31/08/2009 18:50:53
Yes, as the title says, I worked my evil magic and convinced about 30 people from the State War Academy NPC corp to drop it and join a player corp and named it SWARTA to help lure them in.

Over time I got them to drop tons of loot, salvage and ships from all their mission running into the corp hangers, and even managed to acquire not one but 3 POS's and support structures/weapons as well as a bit over 3 months of fuel for one of them through various nefarious means.

Today, I dropped everyones roles, stole everything from the corp, and sent it all to an alt. This character has completed his nefarious work and is now heading to the BIOMASS facility, laughing madly to himself.

Gullible fools. I kept telling them to trust nobody.. but they trusted me. LOL!

Nathan Sanderson

p.s. Yes, crime pays.

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Asshat? Naw, I'm much worse than that.

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Edited by: Nathan Sanderson on 01/09/2009 01:54:11

Originally by: galjinsol

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u fail at eve, u fail at life[ingame] go die in a fire [ingame]

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ROFL Cry me some more tears little pubie.
They are sooo delicious and sweet.
Cry me a river.
Cry me a lake.
Cry me an ocean with your tears sweet little pubie.

Cry so loud the world will hear.
Cry some more cause nobody cares.
Cry in your pillow in frustration and rage.

Your tears are so so sweet little pubie. So so sweet.

NS

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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The best part of it all is they are keeping the corp I created just to rip them off with. SWARTA a corp of fools! LMFAO! That is whats so priceless about it all. Every time they log in, they will know the corp they are in, was made just to make fools of them with and they are too foolish to make their own.

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Originally by: Grikath

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Well actually, we thought of it as a nice way of flipping the finger at you.
Either spend a day in setting stuff up again in a new corp, or be back up and running within 10 minutes after you dumped. Tough choice, that. It's merely a matter of cosmetics.
And we gained that amount in less than 4 weeks, whatever made you think we can't make it back in an even shorter amount of time? It's just ISk and ...stuff.. easily replaced. Most of the real wealth of the corp is in personal hangars and intangibles anyway.

Sorry we didn't fall apart and scatter crying emotears like the noobies we are, being noobies we obviously had no idea this was expected of us.
My sincere apologies for spoiling that bit of fun for you, but it can't be helped.

And really.. bragging and shouting in local with an alt only makes you seem ...desperate... A bit of decorum would at least let you save some of your perceived self-image as Master Criminal. This is just... pathetic.. Like a terrier yapping for it's Masters' attention.

Although I must admit it gives us a couple of good laughs, so please keep that up, it's funny, especially to other people watching the show.

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Originally by: Grikath

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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The best part of it all is they are keeping the corp I created just to rip them off with. SWARTA a corp of fools! LMFAO! That is whats so priceless about it all. Every time they log in, they will know the corp they are in, was made just to make fools of them with and they are too foolish to make their own.

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Well actually, we thought of it as a nice way of flipping the finger at you.
Either spend a day in setting stuff up again in a new corp, or be back up and running within 10 minutes after you dumped. Tough choice, that. It's merely a matter of cosmetics...... etc.

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

then I suspect the error your having is caused by the material between your chair and keyboard.


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What his computer desk ?

Originally by: Grikath

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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The best part of it all is they are keeping the corp I created just to rip them off with. SWARTA a corp of fools! LMFAO! That is whats so priceless about it all. Every time they log in, they will know the corp they are in, was made just to make fools of them with and they are too foolish to make their own.

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Well actually, we thought of it as a nice way of flipping the finger at you.
Either spend a day in setting stuff up again in a new corp, or be back up and running within 10 minutes after you dumped. Tough choice, that. It's merely a matter of cosmetics.
And we gained that amount in less than 4 weeks, whatever made you think we can't make it back in an even shorter amount of time? It's just ISk and ...stuff.. easily replaced. Most of the real wealth of the corp is in personal hangars and intangibles anyway.

Sorry we didn't fall apart and scatter crying emotears like the noobies we are, being noobies we obviously had no idea this was expected of us.
My sincere apologies for spoiling that bit of fun for you, but it can't be helped.

And really.. bragging and shouting in local with an alt only makes you seem ...desperate... A bit of decorum would at least let you save some of your perceived self-image as Master Criminal. This is just... pathetic.. Like a terrier yapping for it's Masters' attention.

Although I must admit it gives us a couple of good laughs, so please keep that up, it's funny, especially to other people watching the show.

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Originally by: Complete Tart

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Originally by: Sinuous Grace

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Edited by: Sinuous Grace on 02/09/2009 12:19:59

Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

then I suspect the error your having is caused by the material between your chair and keyboard.


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What his computer desk ?

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He means the person.

Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Keep trying to convince yourself of that Grikath. Point. I allowed you to even keep the corp. Me not you, when I transfered Nates and Kaths 1800+ shares to you, and then made you CEO. I could have been much more of an ass than I am and simply kicked everyone out lock stock and barrel and laughed at you even more.

Instead, I let you stay in the corp I created, by MY good graces, not by anything you did or by any rightness you may think you have.

Think that through every time you log in and see SWARTA as your corp title.

I made it, you joined it, I stole everything from it, then LET you stay in it. So suck it up pubie. I STILL am laughing at you idiots.

NS

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Originally by: Sergeant Bey

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Keep trying to convince yourself of that Grikath. Point. I allowed you to even keep the corp. Me not you, when I transfered Nates and Kaths 1800+ shares to you, and then made you CEO. I could have been much more of an ass than I am and simply kicked everyone out lock stock and barrel and laughed at you even more.

Instead, I let you stay in the corp I created, by MY good graces, not by anything you did or by any rightness you may think you have.

Think that through every time you log in and see SWARTA as your corp title.

I made it, you joined it, I stole everything from it, then LET you stay in it. So suck it up pubie. I STILL am laughing at you idiots.

NS

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What ever you think,we didnt fall apart, you even *****ed about it up higher, now your trying to say thats ok but what ever suits you. Enjoy your gains, we will make it back, after all its only isk and loot items.

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Originally by: War Kitten

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Hehe, this is finally shaping up to be threadworthy.

OP: Please do continue trying to win the forums in your own limp e-peen thread. I'm sure there's a way -- just keep posting!

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Originally by: Getsafe

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"Ill pod you with my main"

Obviously the OP doesnt care so much that he now feels the need to pay some of his untold billions in wardec fees to grief SWARTA with his "mealstrom".

Certainly looking pretty bitter to me.

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Originally by: Getsafe

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Sure it was.

You keep saying that you're going to biomass your character, go ahead and do it, post with your main so we can all see the leet thief who stole a pittance from some newbies and deemed it threadworthy then started blustering and threatening them once everyone started mocking him.

I get the odd feeling that SWARTA will probably beat you in your wardec.

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I also very much doubt swarta will stand a snowballs chance in hell against my mains corp. We make a habit of deccing newb corps.

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Originally by: Queue K'Umber

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It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic

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Originally by: lucifers widow

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I also very much doubt swarta will stand a snowballs chance in hell against my mains corp. We make a habit of deccing newb corps.

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You may be suprised how well they do.

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Originally by: Amanda Mor

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Originally by: lucifers widow

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I also very much doubt swarta will stand a snowballs chance in hell against my mains corp. We make a habit of deccing newb corps.

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You may be suprised how well they do.

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In fact, I have a feeling that SWARTA will have a few offers of help against Nate's big bad main corp when (if?) they war dec them.

Just post a link to this thread in local when the time comes, and you'll have a lineup of people waiting to shoot Nate's inflated ego back down to size...

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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Originally by: Amanda Mor

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Originally by: lucifers widow

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I also very much doubt swarta will stand a snowballs chance in hell against my mains corp. We make a habit of deccing newb corps.

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You may be suprised how well they do.

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In fact, I have a feeling that SWARTA will have a few offers of help against Nate's big bad main corp when (if?) they war dec them.

Just post a link to this thread in local when the time comes, and you'll have a lineup of people waiting to shoot Nate's inflated ego back down to size...

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I'm sure we will enjoy looting their wrecks and having our way with their corpses as well.

NS

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Originally by: Moranda Morland

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How many other people / corps are waiting for SWARTA to get war decced?

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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02/09/2009 07:13:12**.**.***.*/char/CharacterSheet.xml.aspx
Authentication Failure211 (IP goes to Portugal)

02/09/2009 16:33:21***.***.***.***/char/CharacterSheet.xml.aspx
Authentication Failure211 (IP goes to the Netherlands)

Aww C'mon guys you can do better than that. At least give me more of a challenge than being stupid and leaving your IP addresses all over my API Access log.

Do you actually 'think' that I didn't know the corp still had the Limited API key to these accounts or that I had forgotten that everyone in the corp was required to give their Limited API keys to the corp By.... yes you guessed it.... ME?

Did you REALLY think I'd forgotten that tiny little detail? C'mon guys, I am smart enough to fool every one of you for months in SWA and SWARTA into doing and believing exactly what I wanted you to do and believe. Use your heads eh?

I did mask the IP addies from the EVE forums to respect (EVE's) forum rules. I can't say as much for other sites I frequent.

Have a Nice Day.

NS

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Originally by: Loriana Oreless

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In to confirm that we are now multiple corporations (possible whole alliance) prepaired to help SWARTA as soon as Nathan Sandersons "main" corp wardecks.

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Alt posting detected

Originally by: Grann Thefauto

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Heck, I'd probably join SWARTA just because they seem cool. Drop me a line guys if you need a pirate to SWARTA-buckle with

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Originally by: Gordian Knott

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Seriously man you just got owned by the people you scammed , stop posting and enjoy your loot

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Originally by: Grikath

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In the end "Nathan" ran off with a couple of billion worth of game money, leaving me with a sizeable group of co÷perative, intelligent, and creative players. Guess who won?

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Originally by: Grikath

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The whole IP issue is funny as hell, given that one of "Nathan"s alts PM-ed me with pretty much the same message he posted here, including the IP's involved.
An elementary digging excercise proved that the Amsterdam IP involved belongs to a person who is not a corp member, nor in any way associated with SWARTA.

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Originally by: Grikath

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It would seem that "Nathan" has completely forgotten that bragging about things in public can, and will attract attention from outsiders.

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Originally by: Mielono

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Wait... does that mean this is over?

ohh man, I was logging in every morning to see what else Nakath had decided to post. This was my morning funny column.

Ohhh man... come back Nakath, give me something else to read, I beg of you!

I guess since you are done I can at least thank you for the Hookbill that you gave me on my birthday while you had the position of CEO. I am happy that those pics of you that you posted on the CORP forum were not real(they are a little bit scary). Also I would like to thank you for indtroducing me to Grikath who has turned out to be a pwnsauce CEO, as well as the other SWARTA members that make everyday just a bit more fun. Im sorry that you saw it neccesary to run off with most of the stuff that you donated to the corp and the ships that you bought before you formed the corp. All I lost was about 90k veld and some trit that I mined with the other corp members and in return I gained a good group of people to work with and a drake that you loaned me the BPO for, so while I am sad to see you go I did not lose much from you doing so. I hope you understand that I am sad to see you go since I will no longer have anything to read to wake up too, but I am happy that you are done with this since it was Embarrassing to see someone I know act this way.

Anyway best wishes on your future project I hope that the next one creates a Corp as fun to be a part of as this one. I wish you well Nakath.

Mielono
WE ARE SWARTA!

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Now then on to pre-announcing a war-dec. Some day you'll figure it out, but your self assured belief that somehow my actions are stupid is in error. I do have reasons for announcing it to you as I have (aside from enjoying the laughs here on the forums from the responses it got from the people in other corps 'coming to your defense').

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Originally by: Arwen Tyler

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Now then on to pre-announcing a war-dec. Some day you'll figure it out, but your self assured belief that somehow my actions are stupid is in error. I do have reasons for announcing it to you as I have (aside from enjoying the laughs here on the forums from the responses it got from the people in other corps 'coming to your defense').

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So you chickening out of the war then.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Anyway, I'm done posting here.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I post with an alt to annoy you.

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Originally by: JitaBum

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Anyway, I'm done posting here.

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*continues posting anyway*

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Edited by: ForumAlt4Laughs on 03/09/2009 21:30:45

Originally by: Arwen Tyler

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Now then on to pre-announcing a war-dec. Some day you'll figure it out, but your self assured belief that somehow my actions are stupid is in error. I do have reasons for announcing it to you as I have (aside from enjoying the laughs here on the forums from the responses it got from the people in other corps 'coming to your defense').

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So you chickening out of the war then.

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Where in what I said does it even remotely imply your statement?

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Originally by: Grann Thefauto

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Mostly the lack of war decs so far. I think you should just whip it out so C&P can get some good laughs.

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Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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We will see what happens when you get War Decced by my mains corp after our present wars are done.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Edited by: ForumAlt4Laughs on 03/09/2009 22:07:20

Originally by: Grann Thefauto

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Mostly the lack of war decs so far. I think you should just whip it out so C&P can get some good laughs.

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What part of this is difficult for you to understand?

Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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We will see what happens when you get War Decced by my mains corp after our present wars are done.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Edited by: ForumAlt4Laughs on 03/09/2009 22:07:20

Originally by: Grann Thefauto

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Mostly the lack of war decs so far. I think you should just whip it out so C&P can get some good laughs.

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What part of this is difficult for you to understand?

Originally by: Nathan Sanderson

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We will see what happens when you get War Decced by my mains corp after our present wars are done.

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Originally by: Amanda Mor

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What, you can't handle another war dec against a 30 man noob corp? I thought your main corp was ultra elite PvPer's?

Are you too busy carrying out your multiple wars against the other noob corps as you said your corp specializes in?

C'mon man, your scam was soooooo good, and you really embarrassed SWARTA, finish it off with a war dec!!

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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You really make me laugh. Not all the wars we fight are against noob corps... We just like killing them for their tears (or does the possibility that we actually fight other corps elude your ability to grasp?). As I said, they will get decced, when we are done with our current wars. Or maybe your just too stupid to be able to comprehend the concept that all things have their place and time?

When it is time, it will happen. Not a moment earlier.

I really laugh at you hurry up - hurry up types. This scam was more than 3 months in the running overall from character creation and getting people to leave the safety of their NPC corp and join the corp I made for them, to basic culmination of the theft of corp assets. Have a little patience, or is that too hard for you to do? If it is, go troll somewhere else for a while.

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Originally by: Amanda Mor

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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You really make me laugh. Not all the wars we fight are against noob corps... We just like killing them for their tears (or does the possibility that we actually fight other corps elude your ability to grasp?). As I said, they will get decced, when we are done with our current wars. Or maybe your just too stupid to be able to comprehend the concept that all things have their place and time?

When it is time, it will happen. Not a moment earlier.

I really laugh at you hurry up - hurry up types. This scam was more than 3 months in the running overall from character creation and getting people to leave the safety of their NPC corp and join the corp I made for them, to basic culmination of the theft of corp assets. Have a little patience, or is that too hard for you to do? If it is, go troll somewhere else for a while.

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See buddy, I think this is where you screwed up. You set up a long term scam and got a fairly paltry pay off for it - that's fine, 5 billion is 5 billion, whatever entertains you is great.

However, you thought it was soopoo good that it should be posted on the C&P forums for all to bask in your glory and to further humiliate SWARTA. Now I understand the response here wasn't the one you were looking for, so you changed your story that you don't care what others think of it (which begs the question: why post it here?), you did what was entertaining to you.

To make matters worse, SWARTA posted in your "embarass SWARTA" thread and came off looking (alot) better than you did. That's not good.

So now it appears your tactic is going to be to wait a month or so - 'until our other wars are done' - for people to forget about this thread that backfired on you, and then to war dec SWARTA when they won't have the backing of everyone in C&P that thinks you're an idiot (and believe me, that's everyone here). After pointing out how fail SWARTA is, what reason would you have to wait and bide your time? Making vague promises about nefarious plans doesn't make you seem more like a master strategist, it makes you sound like you don't know what you're doing.

And can you please stop with the whole "sweet sweet carebears tears" thing, it makes you sound silly. That meme is old and well past it's due date.

Not that you'll read any of this, after all you did say you were done with this thread a page or two ago, didn't you?

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Originally by: Baillif

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Guys from SWARTA if you get war decked post which corp does it in this thread and it shall be dealt with for great justice

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Originally by: Baillif

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You won't do it. Chicken ****

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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They payoff wasn't what I stole. Like you said, as eve scams go it was paltry. The payoff was convincing 30 people who were happy being in an NPC corp and not wanting to leave, to leave it for a player corp that I created under totally false pretenses from the day I created the character and pretended to be a chick, even going as far as providing 'pictures' as proof of same etc etc.

The REAL scam (which you obviously have not yet figured out) was getting them to leave the safety of the starter corp. I figured that was obvious but I guess not. Everything else was and will be just 4Laughs.

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Originally by: Amanda Mor

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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They payoff wasn't what I stole. Like you said, as eve scams go it was paltry. The payoff was convincing 30 people who were happy being in an NPC corp and not wanting to leave, to leave it for a player corp that I created under totally false pretenses from the day I created the character and pretended to be a chick, even going as far as providing 'pictures' as proof of same etc etc.

The REAL scam (which you obviously have not yet figured out) was getting them to leave the safety of the starter corp. I figured that was obvious but I guess not. Everything else was and will be just 4Laughs.

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Seriously? You spent the first page and a half of this thread defending your scam based on it's isk value (you repeatedly stated how much you had made, and how much you were enjoying their isk). If I knew how to multi-quote properly, I would show you where you said it was a lot of isk for "an easy days work"; which kinda contradicts your later statement that this was a long and involved scam taking place over the space of 3 mths.

And you're right, I guess I hadn't yet figured out that the REAL scam was getting them out of the starter corp...or something? What the **** are you talking about here? You're actually bragging that the REAL scam was the fact that you scammed them? How does this make sense? I have troubles coming up with an appropriate response to this because it's just that stupid. "I know the scam wasn't all that impressive, but the REAL impressive thing was that it was a scam!"

Do you realize how stupid that sounds?

Besides, it appears the members of SWARTA are better off now that you scammed them than they were before you even came along.

For the sake of maintaining whatever logic still exists in your head, I'd advise you to stop posting. However, for the sake of laughs, I'd heavily encourage you to continue.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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They can now be war decced... which they couldn't be in the starter corp.

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Originally by: Baillif

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By now the OP is probably feeling some form of shame as his desperate attempt to get his ego sucked off, like his sex life, turned into a masturbatory session.

He even makes another forum posting alt in the attempt to respond to every attack on his epeen in a desperate attempt to recover from the fail. Dig baby dig

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Originally by: Baillif

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Which brings me back to my first point. You biomassed because you're chicken **** and afraid of retaliation. Don't try to deny it.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Baillif

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Which brings me back to my first point. You biomassed because you're chicken **** and afraid of retaliation. Don't try to deny it.

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Which brings me back to my original point, your not smart enough to figure simple concepts out even when they are pointed out in great and tedious detail.

Characters were created for a specific purpose. They completed their tasks and now have no further purpose. They were deleted to make room for other characters that will also have a specific purpose, and likely as short a life span (like this one for trolling idiots like you that, even when told they are being trolled, still can't grasp the concept that they are falling for it each and every time). How is this chicken ****?

Or am I supposed to follow some unwritten code of ethics when doing something just to screw with people?

Oh wait, I forgot.. your one of those people that seem to think everyone should think like you do, but your not smart enough to realize they don't so everything in life is a struggle for you to comprehend and you get mad when someone doesn't conform to your imaginary ideals of how they should think, act, and do.

You are like the 6 billion other sheeple in the world, pathetic, mindless followers of conformity who are terrified and threatened by non conformity.

You expect me to keep characters that have no further use to me, preventing me from creating new characters that will have use, because 'I'm afraid of retaliation' according to you? Seriously, are you really that stupid? Really that pathetically dumb? Really that unable to think that people do things differently than you and so therefore they must be afraid?

Come, fall for another troll like the good little doggie you are. Here boy, here boy. Come to your master and beg for his leash!

You sheeple make me laugh so much.

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Originally by: Amanda Mor

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Sweet Jesus man, your story keeps changing every time you post! This is ****ing great!! You have the potential to be legendary on this forum, just push this thread to 10+ pages and no-one will ever forget you!

So now it's a great scam because you tricked them into getting into a corp that you can war dec? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You sneaky bastard, how did I not see it?! Especially since people can't simply drop back to the NPC corp if they're war decced - it's foolproof!

And then you covered up all the stupid you've injected into this forum by introducing the possibility that you're trolling and baiting people - pure genius!!! How was I so blind?

So which idiotic post was the troll/bait one? The ones where you were bragging about the incredible amount of isk you made? (lol) Or the one about how it wasn't about the ISK, it was about the sweet carebear tears? (lol) Or maybe the one where you got publicly embarassed by the corp you scammed - that one was particularly funny!

You sir are a master and I bow to your awesomeness!

In all seriousness, you don't need to explain your scam - everyone understands it quite well b/c it's fairly common. The confusion is caused by you constantly changing what you think is the impressive part as people point out that the previous reason was stupid, and the fact that you think ANY of this was worth a forum thread to begin with.

As well, it doesn't actually help salvage your ego by implying that everyone else is stupid, and only you can truly understand your genius. Sometimes everyone around you telling you you're being stupid is a sign that you are stupid, not that you're smarter than everyone else...

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Originally by: Grikath

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Oh please K'Nath. You still haven't figured out where those IP's came from?

That's just....

OK.. I'll post the answer tomorrow, just to save you some heartburn.
Fair warning though, it will make any claim you make regarding your own intelligence utterly and completely moot, especially given the amount of ..excrement.. that's left your keyboard and landed in this thread about the matter.

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Originally by: Corporate Thief

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Haha, "sheeple"

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Corporate Thief

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Haha, "sheeple"

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Sad and Pathetic ain't they?

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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You are like the 6 billion other sheeple in the world, pathetic, mindless followers of conformity who are terrified and threatened by non conformity.


You sheeple make me laugh so much.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Corporate Thief

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Haha, "sheeple"

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Sad and Pathetic ain't they?

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Originally by: Amanda Mor

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really ignorant stuff you posted

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Originally by: Baillif

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Corporate Thief

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Haha, "sheeple"

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Sad and Pathetic ain't they?

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Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Edited by: ForumAlt4Laughs on 04/09/2009 03:47:31

Originally by: Amanda Mor

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really ignorant stuff you posted

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I have yet to see anywhere that I "really get my ass handed to me", In fact I have yet to see anywhere that anything I have said, is less than truthful, even when I am deliberatly trolling you.

And no, 'everyone' doesn't think I'm a complete tool, I do on the other hand think the vast majority of humanity are total and complete tools. Lets give you some REAL insight into my head.

If every human on this planet died a terrible and agonizing death I for one would not cry a single tear of sadness for it happening. I think most human beings are small, ignorant pathetic cave dwellers that are afraid of their own shadows if they are told they should be. I firmly believe that the majority of human beings are unable to think for themselves, and so would rather let someone else think for them. I have virtually no respect for anything human (there are exceptions) and even less respect for humanity when it falls into 'follower' mode.

I'm not angst ridden, or anything even close to that, I simply despise the human race. I look at people like you and most of the other posters here, as part and parcel of the human problem, which is the mass stupidity and political correctness that has infested this planet with it's disgusting taint.

Your too stupid to think for yourself. To afraid to see your 'fellow man' for what they are, which is stupid animals driven by fear and hatred. Your 'higher self' fears to be outcast so you conform to the 'normal standards of decency' which are nothing more than arbitrary imposed conditions based ultimately on out dated religious values.

Your allowed to think what you want. Honestly, I don't care. I could watch you get run over by a car and dragged to a nasty and messy death, and it wouldn't bother me at all because all you are is a mindless animal, much like a cow. I very much enjoy laughing at you. Please do keep trying, your failing badly again, because yes, your stupid.

Not that I expect anything different from a mindless animal.

Have a nice day.

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Originally by: Diamond Thrace

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Edited by: ForumAlt4Laughs on 04/09/2009 03:47:31

Originally by: Amanda Mor

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really ignorant stuff you posted

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I have yet to see anywhere that I "really get my ass handed to me", In fact I have yet to see anywhere that anything I have said, is less than truthful, even when I am deliberatly trolling you.

And no, 'everyone' doesn't think I'm a complete tool, I do on the other hand think the vast majority of humanity are total and complete tools. Lets give you some REAL insight into my head.

If every human on this planet died a terrible and agonizing death I for one would not cry a single tear of sadness for it happening. I think most human beings are small, ignorant pathetic cave dwellers that are afraid of their own shadows if they are told they should be. I firmly believe that the majority of human beings are unable to think for themselves, and so would rather let someone else think for them. I have virtually no respect for anything human (there are exceptions) and even less respect for humanity when it falls into 'follower' mode.

I'm not angst ridden, or anything even close to that, I simply despise the human race. I look at people like you and most of the other posters here, as part and parcel of the human problem, which is the mass stupidity and political correctness that has infested this planet with it's disgusting taint.

Your too stupid to think for yourself. To afraid to see your 'fellow man' for what they are, which is stupid animals driven by fear and hatred. Your 'higher self' fears to be outcast so you conform to the 'normal standards of decency' which are nothing more than arbitrary imposed conditions based ultimately on out dated religious values.

Your allowed to think what you want. Honestly, I don't care. I could watch you get run over by a car and dragged to a nasty and messy death, and it wouldn't bother me at all because all you are is a mindless animal, much like a cow. I very much enjoy laughing at you. Please do keep trying, your failing badly again, because yes, your stupid.

Not that I expect anything different from a mindless animal.

Have a nice day.

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*cuts wrists*
Boo hoo. Cry some more.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Edited by: ForumAlt4Laughs on 04/09/2009 03:47:31

Originally by: Amanda Mor

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really ignorant stuff you posted

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I have yet to see anywhere that I "really get my ass handed to me", In fact I have yet to see anywhere that anything I have said, is less than truthful, even when I am deliberatly trolling you.

And no, 'everyone' doesn't think I'm a complete tool, I do on the other hand think the vast majority of humanity are total and complete tools. Lets give you some REAL insight into my head.

If every human on this planet died a terrible and agonizing death I for one would not cry a single tear of sadness for it happening. I think most human beings are small, ignorant pathetic cave dwellers that are afraid of their own shadows if they are told they should be. I firmly believe that the majority of human beings are unable to think for themselves, and so would rather let someone else think for them. I have virtually no respect for anything human (there are exceptions) and even less respect for humanity when it falls into 'follower' mode.

I'm not angst ridden, or anything even close to that, I simply despise the human race. I look at people like you and most of the other posters here, as part and parcel of the human problem, which is the mass stupidity and political correctness that has infested this planet with it's disgusting taint.

Your too stupid to think for yourself. To afraid to see your 'fellow man' for what they are, which is stupid animals driven by fear and hatred. Your 'higher self' fears to be outcast so you conform to the 'normal standards of decency' which are nothing more than arbitrary imposed conditions based ultimately on out dated religious values.

Your allowed to think what you want. Honestly, I don't care. I could watch you get run over by a car and dragged to a nasty and messy death, and it wouldn't bother me at all because all you are is a mindless animal, much like a cow. I very much enjoy laughing at you. Please do keep trying, your failing badly again, because yes, your stupid.

Not that I expect anything different from a mindless animal.

Have a nice day.

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Originally by: Razzor Death

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Edited by: ForumAlt4Laughs on 04/09/2009 03:47:31

Originally by: Amanda Mor

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really ignorant stuff you posted

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I have yet to see anywhere that I "really get my ass handed to me", In fact I have yet to see anywhere that anything I have said, is less than truthful, even when I am deliberatly trolling you.

And no, 'everyone' doesn't think I'm a complete tool, I do on the other hand think the vast majority of humanity are total and complete tools. Lets give you some REAL insight into my head.

If every human on this planet died a terrible and agonizing death I for one would not cry a single tear of sadness for it happening. I think most human beings are small, ignorant pathetic cave dwellers that are afraid of their own shadows if they are told they should be. I firmly believe that the majority of human beings are unable to think for themselves, and so would rather let someone else think for them. I have virtually no respect for anything human (there are exceptions) and even less respect for humanity when it falls into 'follower' mode.

I'm not angst ridden, or anything even close to that, I simply despise the human race. I look at people like you and most of the other posters here, as part and parcel of the human problem, which is the mass stupidity and political correctness that has infested this planet with it's disgusting taint.

Your too stupid to think for yourself. To afraid to see your 'fellow man' for what they are, which is stupid animals driven by fear and hatred. Your 'higher self' fears to be outcast so you conform to the 'normal standards of decency' which are nothing more than arbitrary imposed conditions based ultimately on out dated religious values.

Your allowed to think what you want. Honestly, I don't care. I could watch you get run over by a car and dragged to a nasty and messy death, and it wouldn't bother me at all because all you are is a mindless animal, much like a cow. I very much enjoy laughing at you. Please do keep trying, your failing badly again, because yes, your stupid.

Not that I expect anything different from a mindless animal.

Have a nice day.

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o sweet jesus this is the most emo reply in the history of the internets.

This is for you. We wouldn't want you to look stupid

what a ***got lol

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Originally by: Mielono

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Kanath... are you ok?

You went from self confidence to some pretty.... odd ways of speaking in only a day.

I am generally worried about you now. Perhaps you should quit this like you stated earlier, I don't think that continueing to post like this is good for your health.

I really think that you should just take a few days away from the screen and just chill and get some sun or something it would do wonders. I mean 5 bil is not worth working yourself into I against the world kind of mindset. So please, please just take 5 minutes and think about where you are leading yourself at this moment.

Please?
The 5 bil think doesnt even bother us anymore we earned most of it back already just working hard and I do not think that you should allow it to bother you anymore as well. If you are on medication you need to take it and just think about something pleasent for a while.

With Regards,

Mielono
WE ARE SWARTA!

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Originally by: Petra Bealer

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Wow... this started off hilarious, but then to turn into generic pre-pubescent misanthropy? Where will it end!? Excellent thread, would read again.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Petra Bealer

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Wow... this started off hilarious, but then to turn into generic pre-pubescent misanthropy? Where will it end!? Excellent thread, would read again.

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I just love how people think you have to be pre-pubescent to despise humanity. I'm 44. Calling a spade a spade has nothing to do with misanthropy. I see people for what they are, not for the illusion that they try to hide behind to make themselves feel better.

You, like the billions of other people just like you, don't want to be seen for what you are, so you down play it, minimize it and attempt to discount anyone that sees you for what you really are.

You can hide from yourself but it doesn't what you are.

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Originally by: Vikarion

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In short, you're a loony.

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Originally by: Arata Fumita

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Hats off to "victims", nice to see you pulled something so valuable as good corp out of that mess, you'll do well in eve for sure.

To OP: Wow, gotta say I've never seen a would-be scammer pwned so bad as you. Just a friendly advice, admit your failure and the fact that 90%+ of CP is currently laughing their collective asses off at your antics, cut your losses and stop posting before your sanity (as it is) takes even more hits.

Better luck next time and hope you can soon get out of that emo swamp you're currently wallowing in.

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Originally by: Lana's Alt

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Originally by: Vikarion

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In short, you're a loony.

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Took you long enough to come to that conclusion.. (I like your writing style too)

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Originally by: Lana's Alt

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Originally by: Vikarion

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In short, you're a loony.

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Took you long enough to come to that conclusion.. (I like your writing style too)

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Never say quickly what can be elongated into a condescending, cruel analysis of another's personality.

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Originally by: Lana's Alt

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Originally by: Vikarion

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In short, you're a loony.

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Took you long enough to come to that conclusion.. (I like your writing style too)

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Never say quickly what can be elongated into a condescending, cruel analysis of another's personality.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I just love how people think you have to be pre-pubescent to despise humanity. I'm 44.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Ironic. I have yet to be 'pwnd' Again what part of I set it up, did it, and am laughing about it have you missed? What part of I totally duped 30 people for more than 3 months into thinking the way I wanted them to think is 'they pwnd me'?

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I swear it really is funny. People just can't face the fact that someone sees them for the garbage they really are so they call them emo. That is whats so pathetic about people. You can't FACE the truth so you hide behind your self made illusions and labels and lies.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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You make me laugh. A lot really. Please do keep posting. I'll keep laughing at you for it. Over and over and over.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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This is exactly what makes me laugh so hard at how stupid and ignorant humanity is. Your fearful animals and your too stupid to realize it.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Herd mentality: "Someone doesn't conform to our bland and pathetic standards so they are outcast and must be mentally ill or emo"

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Your SHEEPLE,

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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taught to think and act a certain way.. to conform.. all your lives.. and never being able to break out of the mold you have been forced into because your afraid to do so. Your afraid of being 'different' and not accepted by your 'peers'. Very few ever do manage to escape that mold and become their own person. The vast majority of human herd animals are simply content to follow behind the animal in front of them.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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And whats so hilarious is, when confronted by someone who doesn't, and not only doesn't but who also sees them for what they really are, small minded pathetic little animals, they get ass sore about it.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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You guys are so pathetically predictable. Push button A get response B. Sheeple.

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Originally by: Lana's Alt

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Originally by: Lana's Alt

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Originally by: Vikarion

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In short, you're a loony.

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Took you long enough to come to that conclusion.. (I like your writing style too)

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Never say quickly what can be elongated into a condescending, cruel analysis of another's personality.

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I think im in love

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Actually, hmm, this could be fun!

You're a human being who desperately desires to feel special and set apart from other human beings, so you have cultivated a belief in your own superior intelligence and discernment in order to mentally create a distinction between those around you and your own person. This stems from your underlying subconscious fear of your own mortality: you have somehow come to believe that if you are not strictly "human" - as you define humanity - then you are not subject to those things which others are subject to, such as death, aging, rejection, and etc.

In addition, your fantasy allows you to bolster your low self-esteem through your beliefs in your own superiority. This also allows you to dismiss the judgments of others as invalid, since you so obviously possess greater intelligence in wisdom than they do.

In short, you're a loony.

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Originally by: Arata Fumita

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Edited by: Arata Fumita on 04/09/2009 05:48:15

Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I just love how people think you have to be pre-pubescent to despise humanity. I'm 44.

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I have to admit I don't know which one is more sad thing. The fact that someone of your age still behaves as an exceedingly angry/angsty pre-teen or that you have reached such an age and still think that 160M virtual money units for 20 new friends is a bad trade off (though it does fit in with your clearly misanthropic view of the world).

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Arata Fumita

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Edited by: Arata Fumita on 04/09/2009 05:48:15

Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I just love how people think you have to be pre-pubescent to despise humanity. I'm 44.

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I have to admit I don't know which one is more sad thing. The fact that someone of your age still behaves as an exceedingly angry/angsty pre-teen or that you have reached such an age and still think that 160M virtual money units for 20 new friends is a bad trade off (though it does fit in with your clearly misanthropic view of the world).

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Who ever said they were friends? Ever? Sure as hell wasn't me.

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Originally by: Jack Coutu

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Edited by: Jack Coutu on 04/09/2009 06:11:47
Whatever corp your main is in, they must not use vent, otherwise your endless blabbering and hatred for all humanity would destroy any impulse to speak to you.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Actually, I don't desperately desire much of anything. Arm chair psychiatrists lol. (push button A get respons B). There is a distinction between you and me. You wish to conform and fit in to the narrow little world your comfortable in.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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As for a belief in my superior intelligence, there are many people more intelligent than me, but it doesn't stop them from being stupid animals. A standard IQ test shows me as Highly Intelligent. I would say that 137 score allows me to be rated as a superior intellect by most people and most IQ test standards.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Now then... I have no underlying fear of my mortality, in fact I have no fear of death at all, so your analysis here is faulty and shows your pre-conceived notions of how I 'should' be and think, rather than how I actually am.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I am just as human as you are, the difference between you and me though is a basic difference, I see you for what you are. An animal. You on the other hand fear that because to accept that belief would 'demote' you from your own self delusion of your own importance. Your no longer special, your simply an intelligent animal. That threatens you terribly and frightens you even more.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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My self esteem is perfectly fine. My dismissal of the judgments of others is my dismissal of the thoughts of sheep. Their thoughts show what they are, their thinking shows what they are, their responses show what they are. Sheep. Followers. "preacher man says god is blah blah blah" I gotta believe the preacher man. "The government says blah blah blah" I gotta believe the government. "People say blah blah blah" I gotta believe the people.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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You don't THINK for yourself, you simply FOLLOW where others have already gone before you. Anyone who thinks for themselves is to be feared. reviled. despised. discounted. rejected.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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If they don't follow the 'norm' they must be emo or unbalanced so what they may say can be denied as the ravings of a lunatic or unbalanced personality.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Funny about lunatics and heretics. Lunatics said the earth was round even though 'everyone knew it was flat'. Heretics said the Earth revolved around the sun when 'everyone knew it was the center of the universe'.

Seems the heretics and lunatics were actually right.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I see people for what they are.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Jack Coutu

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Edited by: Jack Coutu on 04/09/2009 06:11:47
Whatever corp your main is in, they must not use vent, otherwise your endless blabbering and hatred for all humanity would destroy any impulse to speak to you.

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They do use vent, and I rarely talk on it unless a response by me is needed for anything. Next pathetic attempt?

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Originally by: Arata Fumita

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Edited by: Arata Fumita on 04/09/2009 06:15:18

Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Arata Fumita

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Edited by: Arata Fumita on 04/09/2009 05:48:15

Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I just love how people think you have to be pre-pubescent to despise humanity. I'm 44.

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I have to admit I don't know which one is more sad thing. The fact that someone of your age still behaves as an exceedingly angry/angsty pre-teen or that you have reached such an age and still think that 160M virtual money units for 20 new friends is a bad trade off (though it does fit in with your clearly misanthropic view of the world).

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Who ever said they were friends? Ever? Sure as hell wasn't me.

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Their behavior after your pulled off your sad little "scam". And yes, with your general hostility towards other people I'm not surprised you don't recognize friendship when you see it.

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Originally by: Vikarion

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All the various lame little stuff you wrote

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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You don't befriend your marks. You use their friendship towards you against them to manipulate them for your own goals. Basic precept for any scam.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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What you seem to be forgetting here is that I went into this intending to rip them off. Their friendship or lack of same was not a consideration other than as a factor to use against them.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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It's a game. I don't befriend people in a game. Never have. Never will. At best you or anyone else I may 'meet' in a game is nothing more than a remote and distant acquaintance, not a friend, buddy or pal.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I don't know if that concept is something you can understand. My friends are people I know in real life. That I can go have a beer with, shoot the ****, go fishing with etc. Not some 'name' in a game.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Vikarion

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All the various lame little stuff you wrote

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Just one response. Look up IQ standard scales. Now stfu lol.

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Originally by: w1ldt4ngent

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Edited by: w1ldt4ngent on 04/09/2009 06:18:12
Please, tell me, how is corp theft blazing new ground at all? How is spending months working under a false persona a new idea? Everything you've done has been done before. Every argument you've made about your own feelings and attitude has been made before. Real original, you are.

Oh, and just for laughs: Sheeple

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Vikarion

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All the various lame little stuff you wrote

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Just one response. Look up IQ standard scales. Now stfu lol.

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Translation: "I can't stand your sizzling analysis and your insistent and hilarious mockery. Please go away before I cry and make my mascara run!"

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: Vikarion

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All the various lame little stuff you wrote

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Just one response. Look up IQ standard scales. Now stfu lol.

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Translation: "I can't stand your sizzling analysis and your insistent and hilarious mockery. Please go away before I cry and make my mascara run!"

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Translation: I was an ignorant dumbass that doesn't know the averge IQ of humanity is between 85 - 114 so therefore I will attempt to shift the focus from my base stupidity and ignorance by attempting to mock someone smarter than me.

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Since they're all animals, when you talk about fishing with them, are you referring to their use as bait?

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Originally by: w1ldt4ngent

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Edited by: w1ldt4ngent on 04/09/2009 06:18:12
Please, tell me, how is corp theft blazing new ground at all? How is spending months working under a false persona a new idea? Everything you've done has been done before. Every argument you've made about your own feelings and attitude has been made before. Real original, you are.

Oh, and just for laughs: Sheeple

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Corp theft? nothing new there. Creating the corp and the persona from the ground up to do it.. something new there though. Yeah i'm sure everything has been done before. Yup, sure has. Your 100% right YOU w1ld always made me laugh. Seriously.

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Originally by: Petra Bealer

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I love all the "what you seem to be forgetting" or "what you don't seem to understand" bits. We all get how you pulled this scam off. The reason we're posting is because you're really really funny. You seem to think you're insulting people, or hurting their feelings, or whatever else. You're not. We're laughing at you. Your reaction to this is so disproportionate it's hilarious; I've been linking this to everyone I know and brightening all sorts of people's days.

Additionally: BAAA!

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Originally by: Vikarion

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I really would like to mock someone smarter than me. Let me know when you find him, alright?

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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it's apparent you missed something I said. That is ok I'll explain it to you again. Most (see the word most?) people are stupid ignorant animals. Some on the other hand are not stupid ignorant animals. They are Intelligent animals that use their own brains to think for themselves. Something you fail to do really.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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let me ask you a simple question.

Do you believe in a god?

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I'm not getting religious here, don't worry. Just ask yourself this if you do believe in a god. Who told you about him/her/it? Or did you discover him/her/it all by yourself without resorting to some 'holy scripture' or going to a church and being told about him/her/it by some preacher?

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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The stupid animal believes what they are told to believe. The intelligent animal seeks out the answers to their questions for themselves. My friends are the latter. I suspect your the former.

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Originally by: Vikarion

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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it's apparent you missed something I said. That is ok I'll explain it to you again. Most (see the word most?) people are stupid ignorant animals. Some on the other hand are not stupid ignorant animals. They are Intelligent animals that use their own brains to think for themselves. Something you fail to do really.

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And now, for today's guest, we have ForumAlt4Laughs, who will tell you whether you are an intelligent primate through a series of interactive questions!

First question: do you agree with ForumAlt4Laughs?

Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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let me ask you a simple question.

Do you believe in a god?

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C&P&T: First we scam, then we evade punishment, then we hold theological discussions about our crimes! Conspire, Convict, and Confess, all in one handy-dandy location!

Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I'm not getting religious here, don't worry. Just ask yourself this if you do believe in a god. Who told you about him/her/it? Or did you discover him/her/it all by yourself without resorting to some 'holy scripture' or going to a church and being told about him/her/it by some preacher?

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Yeah, I never believe anything someone else tells me either. Why, when I was a kid my mom told me to keep my hands out of the food processor, but did I listen like any other Sheeple? NO! And that's why, today, I'm called "stumpy"!

Remember, never believe anything you haven't experienced yourself!

Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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The stupid animal believes what they are told to believe. The intelligent animal seeks out the answers to their questions for themselves. My friends are the latter. I suspect your the former.

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I believe, through intense observation and experiment, that you're a loony.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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That is nice. I'm not trying to insult anyone.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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I'm simply speaking what I see people to be. Stupid. Ignorant. Animals.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Your feelings, or their feelings don't even come into the equation.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Good, I'm glad your laughing, it just shows how incredibly dumb you are.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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What you are is being pointed out to you in detail and your so dumb you think it's funny.

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Originally by: ForumAlt4Laughs

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Thats good. laugh all you want.

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