Good Morning One & All!
Not only am I a troll, but I"m totally going to be believable on a toon that was created today. I also think all other players are as stupid as I am, and no one will see through this obvious piece of BS...

yes lets all listen and love the disposable character created by a goon to praise themselves.

yes lets all listen and love the disposable character created by a goon to praise themselves.

are you really that stupid?


course you are, this is eve after all, you know, the place where the forums are dominated by the 15% a$$hats that promote changing the game to their way of thinking.

Thank you for that.

I hadn't thought of being accused of being a 'Goon' alt before I posted.

I can almost see the witch hunt in the Goon ranks now as they try to find the 'Carebear' Mole in their midsts

It won't be a witch hunt. They are all care bears at heart. The more they deny it the more you know its true. Thats why they gank and attack care bears so much. Unfortuntely their repressed personalities only allow them to express that love by ganking and making lives hard. If one does attack you, don't show them hate tell them you love and forgive them



That is why I think we should have a hug a Goon campaign.

Tal

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Be a station trader and never undock!

Good Morning One & All

The reason I am posting this is to counter the general image that all 'Carebears' fear danger, complexity, 'Goons' & CCPs EVE Online sandbox.

You see as consummate 'Carebear' I play EVE precisely to test myself against everything that CCP & All the other players can throw against me.

So as someone who made an extra 2 Billion ISK over my usual monthly income, all due to CCP's removal of Drone Alloys, The 'Goons' Burn Jita tantrum & 'Hulkageddon'

I thought it was only fair that I came and thanked all concerned for my extra income and to encourage other 'Carebears' that you don't have to join the predators to both survive and thrive in EVE

So how did I do it.

Well I adapted how I played.

After the initial the announcement of the removal of Drone Alloys from the game I started to hoarded all my ore, as it was obvious that metal prices would go through the roof before finally falling back to a new higher steady state price.

With the announcement of Burn Jita, I gave my Jita Office a holiday and moved all my operations to Amarr.

With the announcement of 'Hulkageddon', I dusted off my Retriever and Covetor blueprints and made a few to sell at the inflated prices that would follow the heavy losses.

While both of the above raged on I also switched from hauling & mining belts, to missioning both to build my Faction standing and mining the mission deadspaces.

Nothing better than mining a mission deadspace, as even if I was scanned down, if they wanted to 'gank' me they would always arrive at the deadspace beacon and not my mining ships, thus giving me more time to react & jump to safety.

So yes the 'Goons' are an irritant & their leader a buffoon (I was in the audience at his fateful Fanfest presentation), yes CCP have made a marvellous sandbox game and yes as a 'Carebear' I enjoy adapting and surviving among all of the EVE preditors.

Finally

Yes this a disposable posting alt. I might be a 'Carebear' but I am not stupid enough to give easy intel for those EVE predators who want to get all 'Carebears' out of EVE FULLSTOP

I thoroughly enjoy adapting, surviving, thriving & irritating the hell out of the EVE predators as a result of being a 'Carebear'

So thank you CCP and all the EVE players for making one of the best games around.

Goons are the biggest carebears around

Good Morning One & All

The reason I am posting this is to counter the general image that all 'Carebears' fear danger, complexity, 'Goons' & CCPs EVE Online sandbox.

You see as consummate 'Carebear' I play EVE precisely to test myself against everything that CCP & All the other players can throw against me.

So as someone who made an extra 2 Billion ISK over my usual monthly income, all due to CCP's removal of Drone Alloys, The 'Goons' Burn Jita tantrum & 'Hulkageddon'

I thought it was only fair that I came and thanked all concerned for my extra income and to encourage other 'Carebears' that you don't have to join the predators to both survive and thrive in EVE

So how did I do it.

Well I adapted how I played.

After the initial the announcement of the removal of Drone Alloys from the game I started to hoarded all my ore, as it was obvious that metal prices would go through the roof before finally falling back to a new higher steady state price.

With the announcement of Burn Jita, I gave my Jita Office a holiday and moved all my operations to Amarr.

With the announcement of 'Hulkageddon', I dusted off my Retriever and Covetor blueprints and made a few to sell at the inflated prices that would follow the heavy losses.

While both of the above raged on I also switched from hauling & mining belts, to missioning both to build my Faction standing and mining the mission deadspaces.

Nothing better than mining a mission deadspace, as even if I was scanned down, if they wanted to 'gank' me they would always arrive at the deadspace beacon and not my mining ships, thus giving me more time to react & jump to safety.

So yes the 'Goons' are an irritant & their leader a buffoon (I was in the audience at his fateful Fanfest presentation), yes CCP have made a marvellous sandbox game and yes as a 'Carebear' I enjoy adapting and surviving among all of the EVE preditors.

Finally

Yes this a disposable posting alt. I might be a 'Carebear' but I am not stupid enough to give easy intel for those EVE predators who want to get all 'Carebears' out of EVE FULLSTOP

I thoroughly enjoy adapting, surviving, thriving & irritating the hell out of the EVE predators as a result of being a 'Carebear'

So thank you CCP and all the EVE players for making one of the best games around.

Goons are the biggest carebears around

Goons are the biggest carebears around