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Astaria Pyreto
Minmatar Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.21 11:41:00 -
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I read on MMORPG.com some statistics, and it says the oldest EVE player is 76 years old. Interesting topic, and congrats to the player. ___________________________________
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DarkPhate Endovari
THE UNKNOWN KNOWN
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Posted - 2009.10.21 11:51:00 -
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I bet he sh*ts his pants when he finds out theres a thread about him now But thats old age for you...
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Serge Bastana
Gallente GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.10.21 12:12:00 -
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Yeah, we older players dread the onset of incontinence, especially during long fleet ops  ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
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Miss Ogynist
Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.10.21 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: Serge Bastana Yeah, we older players dread the onset of incontinence, especially during long fleet ops 
Not heard of poopsocking then I take it?
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Lotus Sutra
Caldari Sutra Inc
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Posted - 2009.10.21 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: Serge Bastana Yeah, we older players dread the onset of incontinence, especially during long fleet ops 
Depends, works every time.
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Pog Mahon
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Posted - 2009.10.21 12:14:00 -
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Actually the oldest player in eve is the CEO of TOG (The Older Gamers)Corp. Crotador, by our best guess is about 83. 
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2009.10.21 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Pog Mahon Actually the oldest player in eve is the CEO of TOG (The Older Gamers)Corp. Crotador, by our best guess is about 83. 
Seniority seemingly a big deal with TOG.
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.10.21 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Astaria Pyreto ...and congrats to the player.
A congratulation for not dying? 
Although the player could be a zombie. It is hard to tell past a certain age...
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Oriens Pars
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Posted - 2009.10.21 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: DarkPhate Endovari I bet he sh*ts his pants when he finds out theres a thread about him now But thats old age for you...
Probably does this every time he runs into a gatecamp
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BurnHard
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Posted - 2009.10.21 13:46:00 -
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Guys, 76 isn't "old old" these days. 85+ is "old old". 70+ is oldish. 60+ is late middle age. There's less of a generation gap between my generation (30+) and the next generation (teen+), much less. I play games with my teenage nephews, go to concerts with them, enjoy the same music (well similar anyway), comedians, movies, stuff like that. The only thing that is defo generational is the fascination with X Factor and Big Brother. I can't stand it. They love it.
Anyway my point is, stop the incontinence jokes and give this guy a cookie, whoever he is, for getting down with the kids. Oh and not yet having arthritis in his hands.
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Oriens Pars
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Posted - 2009.10.21 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: BurnHard Guys, 76 isn't "old old" these days. 85+ is "old old". 70+ is oldish. 60+ is late middle age. There's less of a generation gap between my generation (30+) and the next generation (teen+), much less. I play games with my teenage nephews, go to concerts with them, enjoy the same music (well similar anyway), comedians, movies, stuff like that. The only thing that is defo generational is the fascination with X Factor and Big Brother. I can't stand it. They love it.
Anyway my point is, stop the incontinence jokes and give this guy a cookie, whoever he is, for getting down with the kids. Oh and not yet having arthritis in his hands.
The fact that you wrote "defo" instead of actually tying the whole word - definitely - confirms the shrinking generational gap. That being said, I'm 39, and don't consider myself old, BUT, I'm STILL refusing to type like a teenager.
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BurnHard
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Posted - 2009.10.21 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Oriens Pars
The fact that you wrote "defo" instead of actually tying the whole word - definitely - confirms the shrinking generational gap. That being said, I'm 39, and don't consider myself old, BUT, I'm STILL refusing to type like a teenager.
Being a pedant or grammar **** isn't correlated with age. It's correlated with frontal lobe damage.
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Ferdio Ricotez
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.21 14:12:00 -
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That's actually fairly cool. I won't make any jokes about elderly people, even though I'm on the other side of the age range - I'm young enough not to have left school yet.
Oh, and I can't stand Big Brother and X-Factor neither. -----
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Oriens Pars
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Posted - 2009.10.21 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: BurnHard Being a pedant or grammar **** isn't correlated with age. It's correlated with frontal lobe damage.
So, you're saying speaking/typing correctly, in whatever language it is that's native to you, is a result of brain damage?
I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.
Back on topic. I've come across many players much older than me in this game, and others. I think it's cool...good for them.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2009.10.21 14:18:00 -
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/me waves to whomever that may be, hope to have met he or she at some point 
Win a Cap Recharger II BPO for 10M ISK |
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2009.10.21 14:26:00 -
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Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 21/10/2009 14:26:52
Originally by: BurnHard
Originally by: Oriens Pars
The fact that you wrote "defo" instead of actually tying the whole word - definitely - confirms the shrinking generational gap. That being said, I'm 39, and don't consider myself old, BUT, I'm STILL refusing to type like a teenager.
Being a pedant or grammar **** isn't correlated with age. It's correlated with frontal lobe damage.
I agree, typing defo doesn't make you seem younger, only stupid, or is that stupo?
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
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Ceti Lomax
Minmatar Encina Technologies Namtz' aar K'in
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Posted - 2009.10.21 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: Serge Bastana Yeah, we older players dread the onset of incontinence, especially during long fleet ops 
Incontinence isn't the big problem for us old foggies ... It's staying awake. I've actually fallen asleep during gate camps and missions. 
It would be really great if we had an audible alarm that can be set to go off when a red appears in local, your shields get below 50%, or combat probes show up on scanner (of course, an auto-repeat scan function would be needed). Then I can get some proper sleep in my pod.
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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2009.10.21 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ceti Lomax It's staying awake. I've actually fallen asleep during gate camps and missions. 
Done that several times myself, usually down to caffine crash after staying up for 18+ hours and then venturing into 0.0 or doing a long level 4. I would estimate its cost me around 250mil + in lost ships over the years ive been playing. Now i station up as soon as it starts to get hard to keep my eyes open
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brutoid
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.10.21 16:55:00 -
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Yeeaaah boooiii, congrats ol' dude. That sh!t is defo ill.
Im in my 30's.
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N'baro Dark
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Posted - 2009.10.21 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Oriens Pars
Originally by: DarkPhate Endovari I bet he sh*ts his pants when he finds out theres a thread about him now But thats old age for you...
Probably does this every time he runs into a gatecamp
I do it every time I run into a gatecamp, and I'm nowhere near that age.
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Joe Skellington
Minmatar JOKAS Industries Apocalypse Now.
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Posted - 2009.10.21 19:03:00 -
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Edited by: Joe Skellington on 21/10/2009 19:03:25
Originally by: Ceti Lomax
Originally by: Serge Bastana Yeah, we older players dread the onset of incontinence, especially during long fleet ops 
Incontinence isn't the big problem for us old foggies ... It's staying awake. I've actually fallen asleep during gate camps and missions. 
It would be really great if we had an audible alarm that can be set to go off when a red appears in local, your shields get below 50%, or combat probes show up on scanner (of course, an auto-repeat scan function would be needed). Then I can get some proper sleep in my pod.
I actually was just talking about this the other day, would be nice indeed, but may be too game breaking.
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Zen Tao
Minmatar The Older Gamers Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.22 10:35:00 -
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Originally by: Pog Mahon Actually the oldest player in eve is the CEO of TOG (The Older Gamers)Corp. Crotador, by our best guess is about 83. 
Actually I am Crotador's older brother ( true story ) and my subscription is good for another day or so - so i guess its me ...
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Chesty McJubblies
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Posted - 2009.10.22 10:45:00 -
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How do they know?
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BurnHard
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Posted - 2009.10.22 10:50:00 -
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Originally by: Oriens Pars
So, you're saying speaking/typing correctly, in whatever language it is that's native to you, is a result of brain damage?
I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.
That isn't what I said. I'm suggesting that to take a point and criticise the grammar and/or spelling is, (1) holding yourself a hostage to fortune, (2) not to the point and (3) trolling.
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DarkPhate Endovari
THE UNKNOWN KNOWN
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Posted - 2009.10.22 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Skellington Edited by: Joe Skellington on 21/10/2009 19:03:25
Originally by: Ceti Lomax
Originally by: Serge Bastana Yeah, we older players dread the onset of incontinence, especially during long fleet ops 
Incontinence isn't the big problem for us old foggies ... It's staying awake. I've actually fallen asleep during gate camps and missions. 
It would be really great if we had an audible alarm that can be set to go off when a red appears in local, your shields get below 50%, or combat probes show up on scanner (of course, an auto-repeat scan function would be needed). Then I can get some proper sleep in my pod.
I actually was just talking about this the other day, would be nice indeed, but may be too game breaking.
Configurable shield/armour/hull alarms are on the test server right now. As for when a red appears, well there was a program to do that a while back before CCP gave it the boot to the head.
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BurnHard
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Posted - 2009.10.22 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: DarkPhate Endovari
Configurable shield/armour/hull alarms are on the test server right now. As for when a red appears, well there was a program to do that a while back before CCP gave it the boot to the head.
So, how does that work then? And what use are they? If you can put it into context, that would be great.
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.10.22 12:31:00 -
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Originally by: BurnHard
Originally by: DarkPhate Endovari
Configurable shield/armour/hull alarms are on the test server right now. As for when a red appears, well there was a program to do that a while back before CCP gave it the boot to the head.
So, how does that work then? And what use are they? If you can put it into context, that would be great.
For your viewing pleasure..
Slide the doohickey around until you find a sweet spot. When your shields/armor/structure are reduced to the specified amounts a klaxon goes off telling you that you've hit the requested point.
Hopefully by then you've done something about it :P
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Crotador
Minmatar The Older Gamers Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.22 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: Zen Tao
Originally by: Pog Mahon Actually the oldest player in eve is the CEO of TOG (The Older Gamers)Corp. Crotador, by our best guess is about 83. 
Actually I am Crotador's older brother ( true story ) and my subscription is good for another day or so - so i guess its me ...
Guess who is primary?
and Hey Bro.
This is my forum sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Anikadir
The Older Gamers Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.22 21:49:00 -
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We should change our name to "Zimmer Frames in Space"  Bleh |

Madcow
Minmatar Orias Fringe Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.10.22 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Ceti Lomax
Incontinence isn't the big problem for us old foggies ... It's staying awake. I've actually fallen asleep during gate camps and missions. 
It would be really great if we had an audible alarm that can be set to go off when a red appears in local, your shields get below 50%, or combat probes show up on scanner (of course, an auto-repeat scan function would be needed). Then I can get some proper sleep in my pod.
Well I didnt hear it before on tranq so maybe from dominion when your shields drop below 20% or something they give a warning sound same with armor/struct. ______________________ I am just a crazy cow |

MaxxOmega
Caldari Wrong Indeed
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Posted - 2009.10.26 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: BurnHard Oh and not yet having arthritis in his hands.
I'm 52 and have wicked arthritis in my hands, legs, feet, etc. But the Narcotics I take help and make EVE even look cooler...
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Oscardoodle
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.10.26 01:41:00 -
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Congrats on living 40 years longer than I will...
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente TarNec New Eden Retail Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.26 03:52:00 -
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Edited by: Amitious Turkey on 26/10/2009 03:52:24 Revered elders, shower us with your wisdom!
BECAUSE OF FALCONDUST!
Originally by: CCP Navigator We love you all as well <3

GO NAVIGATOR <3 |

IVeige
Caldari IVever
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Posted - 2009.10.26 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: DarkPhate Endovari I bet he sh*ts his pants ...

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Eskalin
Minmatar Evolution IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.26 05:52:00 -
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Originally by: Oriens Pars
Originally by: DarkPhate Endovari I bet he sh*ts his pants when he finds out theres a thread about him now But thats old age for you...
Probably does this every time he runs into a gatecamp
i do it just to enjoy the warm feeling but you know... different strokes and all that.
If babies weren't to be eaten they wouldn't be hibachi sized
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Varlann
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Posted - 2009.10.26 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ceti Lomax
Originally by: Serge Bastana Yeah, we older players dread the onset of incontinence, especially during long fleet ops 
Incontinence isn't the big problem for us old foggies ... It's staying awake. I've actually fallen asleep during gate camps and missions. 
I'm 40 and my father plays a number of games. This reminds me of a visit home. He was raiding in the "bad" game, and I could hear through vent his raid screaming at him to do whatever he was supposed to do. He was sitting there snoring away.
When he woke up, he said "that's what they get for going past 10 p.m."
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Ceti Lomax
Minmatar Encina Technologies Namtz' aar K'in
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Posted - 2009.10.27 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Varlann
I'm 40 and my father plays a number of games. This reminds me of a visit home. He was raiding in the "bad" game, and I could hear through vent his raid screaming at him to do whatever he was supposed to do. He was sitting there snoring away.
When he woke up, he said "that's what they get for going past 10 p.m."
Your dad is one sound sleeper
An FC screech is like a baby's cry ... no matter how sound asleep you are, once the FC starts yellin' at you, you're away. 
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Synestra Celae
Amarr Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.10.27 20:42:00 -
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Grats to you old folks on knowing how to work these new-fangled computer doohickeys.
(Kidding aside)
Really, anything past 70 and still sane enough to play games with us kiddies is awesome 
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Buddy Revelle
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Posted - 2009.10.27 23:08:00 -
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Originally by: BurnHard Guys, 76 isn't "old old" these days. 85+ is "old old". 70+ is oldish. 60+ is late middle age.
60 being middle age? what do you expect to live to 120 or something?
35-40 is half way to 70/80, if you last that long your pretty lucky, so middle age would have to be mid thirtys
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente TarNec New Eden Retail Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.27 23:12:00 -
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Originally by: Buddy Revelle
Originally by: BurnHard Guys, 76 isn't "old old" these days. 85+ is "old old". 70+ is oldish. 60+ is late middle age.
60 being middle age? what do you expect to live to 120 or something?
35-40 is half way to 70/80, if you last that long your pretty lucky, so middle age would have to be mid thirtys
*I* fully expect to live until 120. I would agree that 50-60 is late middle age. The only reason people don't last long is because they think they will live forever at 18- and do stupid stuff X)
BECAUSE OF FALCONDUST!
Originally by: CCP Navigator We love you all as well <3

GO NAVIGATOR <3 |

MaxxOmega
Caldari Wrong Indeed
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Posted - 2009.10.27 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: Synestra Celae Grats to you old folks on knowing how to work these new-fangled computer doohickeys.
I've been in IT for 30 years, a MVS/OS390 Systems Programmer Mainframe Guru, AS/400, AIX, Novell, Intel Servers, etc, etc, etc. Own 10 PC's build them myself and have a 49 year old wife who games more than I do...
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Althea Nar'agh
StarHunt Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.10.27 23:45:00 -
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Hey i witnessed a 60+ climb Kilimanjaro 2 weeks ago, so ~10+ is a piece of cake :) In Hungarian we say "elj sokaig" for new born's and at birthdays - it meas leave for more longer! That goes for whomever is the oldest eve player (and his parents also where applicable :) ) War. War never changes. Training Monitor / iMonitor / iCEO iPOS iHelp |

Trillian Ji
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Posted - 2009.10.29 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: Amitious Turkey Edited by: Amitious Turkey on 26/10/2009 03:52:24 Revered elders, shower us with your wisdom!
Dont eat yellow snow Never date a women whos brothers name is Nunzio The grass is always greener over the septic tank, and never believe that xx is the new xx when it comes to age.
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Pookie McPook
Nova Synergy PLC
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Posted - 2009.10.29 09:10:00 -
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Originally by: Chesty McJubblies How do they know?
"They" know everything...
...that and the fact that every person "of an age" has an irritating habit of prefacing every sentence with "I'm 83 you know" (but only obviously if they ARE 83.....you get the idea) -----
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Kiyirari
All Star Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.10.29 09:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ferdio Ricotez even though I'm on the other side of the age range - I'm young enough not to have left school yet.
Going to have big shock when you leave school kid, welcome to slave labour, Er i mean minimum wage 
Revenge is my god and my guns are her angels |

Admiral IceBlock
Caldari Northern Intelligence The Purge Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.29 11:04:00 -
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He's probably a carebear, else he's risking heartattack! Want to know more? |

Xanatia
Vengeance Imperium Federal Republic
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Posted - 2009.10.29 11:32:00 -
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We HAd a Korean War vet in our corp a while ago, he wasn't really into pew pew as much as the rest of us at the time, so he left and joined an 0.0 alliance. he still plays the game and keeps in touch.
I hope I'm with it enough to play MMO's when i'm 70+ as well
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Onerv
Minmatar Blue Republic
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Posted - 2009.10.29 11:57:00 -
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I'm 40 and my father plays a number of games. This reminds me of a visit home. He was raiding in the "bad" game, and I could hear through vent his raid screaming at him to do whatever he was supposed to do. He was sitting there snoring away.
When he woke up, he said "that's what they get for going past 10 p.m."
40+lol see I can talk teenish
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Ansala
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.10.29 15:30:00 -
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Originally by: MaxxOmega
Originally by: Synestra Celae Grats to you old folks on knowing how to work these new-fangled computer doohickeys.
I've been in IT for 30 years, a MVS/OS390 Systems Programmer Mainframe Guru, AS/400, AIX, Novell, Intel Servers, etc, etc, etc. Own 10 PC's build them myself and have a 49 year old wife who games more than I do...
Hey Maxx, sounds like we went down the same path...JES2 assembler mods/machine code zaps, local TSO commands, xmem services, etc. I'm still amazed by how much, oh, say, Windows OS has taken directly from MVS from 20+ years ok.
Been gaming the entire time.
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KaarBaak
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.10.29 16:06:00 -
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You're "old" when you decide it makes more sense to have a monthly subscription rather than quarterly...just in case.
Puts whole new meaning to the term "ghost training."
KB
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. |

Jesslyn Daggererux
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.10.29 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: Darek Castigatus
i station up as soon as it starts to get hard
me too!
Originally by: CCP Fallout
Hola, esta forum es ingles solamente.
This forum is English only. Welcome to my lock. Now please, zip your pants. I don't need a show.
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DONJUAN v
Tarnak inc. The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.10.29 18:17:00 -
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my father played eve for 4 years from 57 up to his death (61) 
he was retired and would religiously wake up on weekends , make coffee and play eve
he would not solo pvp , but would enjoy his blackbird or other caldari support ship with me as scout/tackler .
his first low sec lost vs the shortbus squad made me laugh so hard he came to me all pumped and said : listen! i got isk , go **** em up and ill pay you .
the famous i did not do nothing so why did you shoot me down  a great eve player , will be missed
confirming that there ain't no better father/son relationship then being the ceo of your dad
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Diomedes Calypso
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Posted - 2009.10.29 18:34:00 -
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On the language thing,
I'm 45 and one of the big kicks I get about the game is taking in the new slang.
Pfft, Fail ,
^this 0/ 7o xxx-peen ...well can't grab any others. Pwn ?(I know, I'm a Square, that's so over like Groovy or something)
I thought l33t was pretty funny and creative but I guess it really strikes a nerve with some people.
I wish more non gamers knew what doing a Leroy Jenkins was or that it wasn't going out. I can't think of simpler way of expressing that complex concept . I'm drawing a blank on other expressions that came from things like fictional characters but there are some that are hundreds of years old that you'd never know came that way.
Fun to take in some new vernacular... keeps you young and I sort of love new ways of expression seeping in and out of the language. Some good ones stick, ("hip" is a good word hard to express any other way that came from jazz culture slang via slave words via an african language word hep-cat which was some sort of compliment or something not too close to the current meaning).
Enough ramble... I'm all for older players at least trying to adapt the current lingo even if we get it all wrong.
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DONJUAN v
Tarnak inc. The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.10.29 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux
Originally by: Darek Castigatus
i station up as soon as it starts to get hard
me too!
   
we all know what your talking about . It's no piece of cake growing old , epscialy under the belt hehehe
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Serpents smile
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Posted - 2009.10.29 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: DONJUAN v my father played eve for 4 years from 57 up to his death (61) 
Sorry to read. He was way too young to pass away.
Hope he had fun though wile playing eve.
o7
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DONJUAN v
Tarnak inc. The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.10.29 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Serpents smile
Originally by: DONJUAN v my father played eve for 4 years from 57 up to his death (61) 
Sorry to read. He was way too young to pass away.
Hope he had fun though wile playing eve.
o7
he took the game far more seriously then us younger kids he was great logistic player helping the young guns with ammo and ships logictics
so all we had to do is pew 
and yup it was young but he was a woodstock kid , so took a lot of things that shorten your life , if you know what i mean
died on stage with his band at a party i organised , sounds shocking but i would want to go the same way :Rockin' 
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MisterBubbles
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Posted - 2009.10.29 19:34:00 -
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That's a lie. The oldest player is at least 79.
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