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DarkJade Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.11.02 03:32:00 - [1] Edited by: DarkJade on 02/11/2009 03:33:00 So we decided to take a chance on a humble pubbie by the name of Captain Satori. He seemed like an okay guy, so we let him into Goonfleet and gave him the customary access to low-level stuff. The moment he arrives in NOL, he steals everything he can get. The only problem is that he doesn't have a single ship that can move any of it. Oh, and a director was looking at the hangar as he did it. Welp. Kicked 3 hours after being in corp, total loss was negligible, and he can't get to any of it anyway. Enjoy your new life in empire, Satori, you dirty hobag thief. As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!!
Epegi Givo Amarr Araja clan	Posted - 2009.11.02 03:38:00 - [2] proof or stfu __________________________ My other alt is A Ferrari
FISHANDCHIPS	Posted - 2009.11.02 03:40:00 - [3] Originally by: DarkJade Edited by: DarkJade on 02/11/2009 03:33:00 Enjoy your new life in empire, Satori, you dirty hobag thief. Thats pretty rich coming from goons come back to empire jade we miss you
Nosyrb Sivad	Posted - 2009.11.02 03:40:00 - [4] Goonswarm stories, best stories.
Dian'h Might Minmatar Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated	Posted - 2009.11.02 03:42:00 - [5] Originally by: DarkJade ~stuff~ Hey Bro, I came to this thread expecting a cool story. So far thread does not deliver
Ayamemaru	Posted - 2009.11.02 03:45:00 - [6] I hope it wasn't the rifters from melted down avatars!
Tangonis Galt Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.11.02 03:49:00 - [7] Originally by: Epegi Givo proof or stfu This.
Tesal	Posted - 2009.11.02 04:19:00 - [8] This is funny right? Please confirm. never stop posting...with alts. Doucheski is the best douche. Mittani alt says hi. For the honor of spit stained basement dwelling virgins.
DarkJade Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.11.02 04:22:00 - [9] I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess.
rubico1337 Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises	Posted - 2009.11.02 07:32:00 - [10] Originally by: DarkJade I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess. ... this has to be one of the most ironically hysterical posts i have ever seen.
The Crushah Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2009.11.02 07:48:00 - [11] Originally by: DarkJade I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess. I always assumed when "Goons" and "Reaching out" collided in the same sentence, jail time would eventually follow.
TimMc Gallente Brutal Deliverance Extreme Prejudice.	Posted - 2009.11.02 10:35:00 - [12] Originally by: DarkJade I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess.
Marko Riva Adamant Inc.	Posted - 2009.11.02 10:50:00 - [13] Someone test fired the improbability drive, right? FESS UP! ----------- ADM-I
Future Mutant Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.11.02 11:05:00 - [14] Originally by: DarkJade Edited by: DarkJade on 02/11/2009 03:33:00 So we decided to take a chance on a humble pubbie by the name of Captain Satori. He seemed like an okay guy, so we let him into Goonfleet and gave him the customary access to low-level stuff. The moment he arrives in NOL, he steals everything he can get. The only problem is that he doesn't have a single ship that can move any of it. Oh, and a director was looking at the hangar as he did it. Welp. Kicked 3 hours after being in corp, total loss was negligible, and he can't get to any of it anyway. Enjoy your new life in empire, Satori, you dirty hobag thief. As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!! Let me get this straight- Goons, the biggest scammers in the game, are complaining because someone scammed them. And then the try to use this action as justification for not recruiting noobs. MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA Your stuff iz mine through actions
Lana's Alt Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.11.02 11:07:00 - [15] I for one find this sort of act appalling goonfleet are having enough trouble trying to sell qerious to anyone that will trust them and they extend this olive branch in the hopes that they can regain some of their good reputation before scammers theives and liers targeted them and dragged their name through the mud and what happens is that they end up being the victims of scammers and theives who should be ashamed of themselves for picking on such an innocent party to all of this and where does this leave the rest of us now that we dont stand a chance of joining the great and mighty goonfleet in all its glory after the great war has been won and just before the devs deploy viloent retribution on them by taking away all they have worked for under the gise of updating the sov system i just dont know how people can still pick on goons with all they have to offer they game i mean they are mostly nice people and they love a good joke and two of them even paid for my account for a few months because they are such nice people but i cant get a third one oh no not now i mean why would they trust me of all people im not one of their own and outsiders are just queuing up to stab them in the back as in evident from this post. c/d? Istvaan Shogaatsu: As with most such situations the answer is simple: rob them first.
Another Whine Caldari Homicidal Minds	Posted - 2009.11.02 11:07:00 - [16] Lol goons complaining about e-honour and all i could throw alot of phraises around at this points but ill just go with: 4/10 funny but nothing spectacular
Ntrails	Posted - 2009.11.02 11:36:00 - [17] Originally by: Lana's Alt I for one find this sort of act appalling goonfleet are having enough trouble trying to sell qerious to anyone that will trust them and they extend this olive branch in the hopes that they can regain some of their good reputation before scammers theives and liers targeted them and dragged their name through the mud and what happens is that they end up being the victims of scammers and theives who should be ashamed of themselves for picking on such an innocent party to all of this and where does this leave the rest of us now that we dont stand a chance of joining the great and mighty goonfleet in all its glory after the great war has been won and just before the devs deploy viloent retribution on them by taking away all they have worked for under the gise of updating the sov system i just dont know how people can still pick on goons with all they have to offer they game i mean they are mostly nice people and they love a good joke and two of them even paid for my account for a few months because they are such nice people but i cant get a third one oh no not now i mean why would they trust me of all people im not one of their own and outsiders are just queuing up to stab them in the back as in evident from this post. c/d? tl;dr
Shade Millith Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.11.02 11:47:00 - [18] Edited by: Shade Millith on 02/11/2009 11:52:30 Pitty he wasn't smarter and cleaned you out --------------------------------------------
Bhaumut	Posted - 2009.11.02 11:57:00 - [19] Originally by: Ntrails Originally by: Lana's Alt *Wall o'Text* tl;dr Here i will try and use google translator for Wall o'text.. Originally by: Google Translator Lana is a sad panda because of ppl stealing from goons. Goons are nice and should not be scammed. Scamming them makes them angery. CCP are bad ppl for changing sov, goons might loose territory. Goons paid for Lana's account, with out asking for nude pictures. Now they might not trust Lana, with their nude pics. c/d There, fixed.
Jovoich Kleinrock Heavy Industries The Kadeshi	Posted - 2009.11.02 12:13:00 - [20] I call bull**. It's impossible to have kicked him out of the corp after 3 hours if you gave him access to the corp hangers. I call 'Bull**' CCP. Isn't it great that the alchemy process was introduced & can 'take up the slack?'
Rugose	Posted - 2009.11.02 12:31:00 - [21] RUUUUUGOSE RUGOSE say that GoonSwarm OP post on forum is lie first and truth never. RUUUUGOSE I AM BOTH SQUAMOUS AND RUGOSE
Lana's Alt Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.11.02 13:55:00 - [22] Originally by: Bhaumut Originally by: Ntrails Originally by: Lana's Alt *Wall o'Text* tl;dr Here i will try and use google translator for Wall o'text.. Originally by: Google Translator Lana is a sad panda because of ppl stealing from goons. Goons are nice and should not be scammed. Scamming them makes them angery. CCP are bad ppl for changing sov, goons might loose territory. Goons paid for Lana's account, with out asking for nude pictures. Now they might not trust Lana, with their nude pics. c/d There, fixed. Hold crap you read it.. I couldn't even read that after I posted it.. Istvaan Shogaatsu: As with most such situations the answer is simple: rob them first.
FireT Gallente As Far As The eYe can see	Posted - 2009.11.02 14:00:00 - [23] Originally by: DarkJade I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess. Thanks for the giggles. It made me actually laugh. Not just because I actually had one of you losers try and scam me, but because even if invited I would never accept an invitation to your part of Eve. I mean come on, you guys are the anti social standard of Eve by which everyone else's actions are measured.
Zarithas Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.11.03 00:21:00 - [24] It is disgusting that there are so many people in this game who can't be trusted. Whatever happened to honor and loyalty?
Mathias Skillius	Posted - 2009.11.03 00:36:00 - [25] Honour and Loyalty. My god man, tighten your shot group.
FireT Gallente As Far As The eYe can see	Posted - 2009.11.03 01:11:00 - [26] Originally by: Zarithas It is disgusting that there are so many people in this game who can't be trusted. Whatever happened to honor and loyalty? Is this Goon's new type of scamming? Making people suddenly believe that the anti social tards of Eve suddenly and miraculously became friendly. Come on Goonies, noone can be as stupid as you people. Mainly because you idiots actually think we suddenly will believe this. Go spam 'invitations for a fee' to newbies.
Lana's Alt Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.11.03 01:24:00 - [27] Originally by: FireT Originally by: Zarithas It is disgusting that there are so many people in this game who can't be trusted. Whatever happened to honor and loyalty? Is this Goon's new type of scamming? Making people suddenly believe that the anti social tards of Eve suddenly and miraculously became friendly. Come on Goonies, noone can be as stupid as you people. Mainly because you idiots actually think we suddenly will believe this. Go spam 'invitations for a fee' to newbies. You've called them antisocial twice now.. I do not think that means what you think it means. Istvaan Shogaatsu: As with most such situations the answer is simple: rob them first.
Kingnuts Gallente SERENDIPITY INC Greater Pathetic Community	Posted - 2009.11.03 01:24:00 - [28] Originally by: Lana's Alt I for one find this sort of act appalling goonfleet are having enough trouble trying to sell qerious to anyone that will trust them and they extend this olive branch in the hopes that they can regain some of their good reputation before scammers theives and liers targeted them and dragged their name through the mud and what happens is that they end up being the victims of scammers and theives who should be ashamed of themselves for picking on such an innocent party to all of this and where does this leave the rest of us now that we dont stand a chance of joining the great and mighty goonfleet in all its glory after the great war has been won and just before the devs deploy viloent retribution on them by taking away all they have worked for under the gise of updating the sov system i just dont know how people can still pick on goons with all they have to offer they game i mean they are mostly nice people and they love a good joke and two of them even paid for my account for a few months because they are such nice people but i cant get a third one oh no not now i mean why would they trust me of all people im not one of their own and outsiders are just queuing up to stab them in the back as in evident from this post. c/d? MY EYES! Originally by: Ninja Otaku -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mod's must be on break, this hasn't been locked yet?----------------------------
PostmasterGeneral Minmatar yo i'm posting	Posted - 2009.11.03 01:37:00 - [29] Originally by: Dian'h Might Hey Bro, I came to this thread expecting a cool story. So far thread does not deliver an interesting spin on a classic
Chienka Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 05:10:00 - [30] >Implying there exist people in goonswarm who are not dumb Need space? Atlas Rentals can help!
Doctor Cal'torien Gallente	Posted - 2009.11.03 05:13:00 - [31] Goonswarm is full of fun these days no? --- YOUR BABIES ARE TASTY Originally by: Taedrin The Internet: Where all the men are men, all the women are men, and all the 12 year old children are undercover FBI agents.
Srialia Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.11.03 08:27:00 - [32] I'm guessing this is the start of some sort of long-term recruitment scam. I predict that many pubbies will bite, move all their stuff into goon space, and then at some pre-planned time, have all their stuff removed from corp hangers and their ships popped. By posting about how they got stolen from after recruiting a pubbie (probably a goon alt), they indirectly plant the idea in people's heads that they are starting to recruit from outside SA, so fewer people become instantly suspicious. I hope it works, and I hope the betrayal takes the form of a big fleet op. Make a fleet full of pubbies, take them out on a "roam" and ambush the heck out of them. Something video-worthy, with vent audio and all that so we can hear the screams. Good luck.
Ji Sama Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll	Posted - 2009.11.03 09:15:00 - [33] You are always free to thrust me.
FireT Gallente As Far As The eYe can see	Posted - 2009.11.03 14:30:00 - [34] Originally by: Lana's Alt Originally by: FireT Originally by: Zarithas It is disgusting that there are so many people in this game who can't be trusted. Whatever happened to honor and loyalty? Is this Goon's new type of scamming? Making people suddenly believe that the anti social tards of Eve suddenly and miraculously became friendly. Come on Goonies, noone can be as stupid as you people. Mainly because you idiots actually think we suddenly will believe this. Go spam 'invitations for a fee' to newbies. You've called them antisocial twice now.. I do not think that means what you think it means. Ah stupidity, you must be Lana's Alt. Sweetheart, just because you don't understand the English language, doesn't mean the rest of us don't. Here is a nice dictionary link. Enjoy the enlightenment. It seems you don't get education that often in your life. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anti%20social For those that hate links: Main Entry: an+ti+so+cial Pronunciation: \ˌan-tē-ˈsō-shəl, ˌan-ˌtī-\ Function: adjective Date: 1797 1 : averse to the society of others : unsociable 2 : hostile or harmful to organized society; especially : being or marked by behavior deviating sharply from the social norm ù an+ti+so+cial+ly \-shə-lē\ adverb
Stratio Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.11.03 15:40:00 - [35] Originally by: DarkJade As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!! If only the rest of the players were as honest as you goons! _____________________ For Tribe and Honour!
FireT Gallente As Far As The eYe can see	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:14:00 - [36] Originally by: Stratio Originally by: DarkJade As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!! If only the rest of the players were as honest as you goons! If we all were like the Goons, the game would have been shut down years ago due to violating all major standards of decent human behavior. Just imagine the racist jokes that would fly everywhere, the scamming, and threats. Yeah I am glad the rest of the community has a higher standard. Then again, what do we expect from idiots that come from a website called 'something awful'. I mean really, come on.
Bhaumut	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:16:00 - [37] Originally by: FireT STUFF dunce (dns) n. A stupid person; a dolt. dunce noun simpleton, moron, duffer (informal), bonehead (slang), loon (informal), goose (informal), ass, donkey, oaf, dullard, dimwit (informal), ignoramus, nitwit (informal), dolt, blockhead, halfwit, nincompoop, fathead (informal), dunderhead, lamebrain (informal), thickhead, numbskull or numskull "He was a dunce at Eve." I'm pretty good at using dictionaries and thesauruses, and can find all kinds of awesome words to use. I personally think that Lana questioning your use of anti social was proper, as it was put the way you did. Originally by: FireT Is this Goon's new type of scamming? Making people suddenly believe that the anti social tards of Eve suddenly and miraculously became friendly. Personally i would have chosen something like; "The goons are anti social morons, and now suddenly they have become more sociable." or, a more informal or loose way( loose being a bit more slang ridden). "Those anti social smacktards have become less adverse to social interactions? Proof or QFT!" I like Lana, like many do. I suggest you pick a different target. Or you and I can have social and lingual lessons here on these forums, though i might think you will consider them less engrossing than just accepting your peers insight on your use of proper terminology. Feel like playing the "less educated" or "morally superior" card?
FireT Gallente As Far As The eYe can see	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:22:00 - [38] Originally by: Bhaumut Originally by: FireT STUFF dunce (dns) n. A stupid person; a dolt. dunce noun simpleton, moron, duffer (informal), bonehead (slang), loon (informal), goose (informal), ass, donkey, oaf, dullard, dimwit (informal), ignoramus, nitwit (informal), dolt, blockhead, halfwit, nincompoop, fathead (informal), dunderhead, lamebrain (informal), thickhead, numbskull or numskull "He was a dunce at Eve." I'm pretty good at using dictionaries and thesauruses, and can find all kinds of awesome words to use. I personally think that Lana questioning your use of anti social was proper, as it was put the way you did. Originally by: FireT Is this Goon's new type of scamming? Making people suddenly believe that the anti social tards of Eve suddenly and miraculously became friendly. Personally i would have chosen something like; "The goons are anti social morons, and now suddenly they have become more sociable." or, a more informal or loose way( loose being a bit more slang ridden). "Those anti social smacktards have become less adverse to social interactions? Proof or QFT!" I like Lana, like many do. I suggest you pick a different target. Or you and I can have social and lingual lessons here on these forums, though i might think you will consider them less engrossing than just accepting your peers insight on your use of proper terminology. Feel like playing the "less educated" or "morally superior" card? Sorry sweetheart, if Lana can't look up a simple definition..... stupidity is proven. And if you really do wish to play the word games, enjoy. Just remember 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.' You can play the game, but you will remove all doubt.
Bhaumut	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:29:00 - [39] Edited by: Bhaumut on 03/11/2009 16:29:59 Originally by: FireT Sorry sweetheart, if Lana can't look up a simple definition..... stupidity is proven. And if you really do wish to play the word games, enjoy. Just remember 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.' You can play the game, but you will remove all doubt. ôThe proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.ö - Mark Twain And I will continue to side with Lana. Right or Wrong. edit: stuff
trenny jr	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:36:00 - [40] Originally by: FireT Sorry sweetheart, if Lana can't look up a simple definition..... stupidity is proven. And if you really do wish to play the word games, enjoy. Just remember 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.' You can play the game, but you will remove all doubt. That quote sounds like something a coward would use to avoid confrontation
FireT Gallente As Far As The eYe can see	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:40:00 - [41] Originally by: trenny jr Originally by: FireT Sorry sweetheart, if Lana can't look up a simple definition..... stupidity is proven. And if you really do wish to play the word games, enjoy. Just remember 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.' You can play the game, but you will remove all doubt. That quote sounds like something a coward would use to avoid confrontation And we have another candidate to prove the truth about this saying. Trenny, Abraham Lincoln said that. And he was definitely not a coward. Then again, history isn't your strong suit, nor is googling it seems. I mean you could have googled it before speaking.... but hell it would have prevented you from looking foolish.
Captain Tardbar	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:47:00 - [42] Originally by: DarkJade As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!! I thought there was a $20 entry fee? And you had to let them gank your carrier and post the tears to youtube?
Bhaumut	Posted - 2009.11.03 16:57:00 - [43] Originally by: Captain Tardbar Originally by: DarkJade As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!! I thought there was a $20 entry fee? And you had to let them gank your carrier and post the tears to youtube? I literally lol'ed + tears of happy. Though I do not like many goons.. they can still make me laugh now and again.
Benedict Carol	Posted - 2009.11.03 17:11:00 - [44] Originally by: Bhaumut Though I do not like many goons.. they can still make me laugh now and again. Indeed - they're quite a bit of laughter when you pod them :) Sometimes it's like popcorn in a popper :)
Mielono Caldari SWARTA	Posted - 2009.11.03 17:55:00 - [45] Originally by: Rugose RUUUUUGOSE RUGOSE say that GoonSwarm OP post on forum is lie first and truth never. RUUUUGOSE thank you for this, my corp is now constantly tracking down your post just for lolz. For some reason reading it makes most of us crack up... so please keep the Rugose action going.
Klausan Cool Ninjas of Awesome Ownage	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:00:00 - [46] You know you have hit rock bottom in even when you get kicked from goonswarm.
trenny jr	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:04:00 - [47] Originally by: FireT Originally by: trenny jr Originally by: FireT Sorry sweetheart, if Lana can't look up a simple definition..... stupidity is proven. And if you really do wish to play the word games, enjoy. Just remember 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.' You can play the game, but you will remove all doubt. That quote sounds like something a coward would use to avoid confrontation my point was not about the validity of the statment it was more a point that he stood up for a freind and you tried to tell him that to do so was somehow aa bad thing and also why would i care about what a predsident who lead a country before my great grandparents were born in a country i have no ties to said? also i didnt google it because i dont realy care that much. also stop calling people fools it makes you sound like one of thoes people who think that they are better than everyone else even though 90% of the time their just not /endrant And we have another candidate to prove the truth about this saying. Trenny, Abraham Lincoln said that. And he was definitely not a coward. Then again, history isn't your strong suit, nor is googling it seems. I mean you could have googled it before speaking.... but hell it would have prevented you from looking foolish.
Whitehound	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:08:00 - [48] Originally by: Lana's Alt You've called them antisocial twice now.. I do not think that means what you think it means. Lana's Alt thinks that he does not mean it. I agree. --
InUreCan StealinUreBike	Posted - 2009.11.04 01:46:00 - [49] I was in Goonfleet for a week and got a Huffy Blackwater bike outta the hanger... Rode that bad ***** back to high sec. Thanks Goons!

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