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Le Soltueur
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.11.19 03:53:00 -
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Underworld Excavators is a professional mercenary alliance with representation in the MERC CONTRACTS channel.
Our Killboard
We operate in Empire high-sec space only (for now).
Our specialties include:
- Denial of Service - Infiltration - Small / Med POS removal - General Damage - PVP Training Program - Custom Contracts
References are available, of course.
For contract negotiations, contact me in game or via evemail.
Summary of past contracts (updated 19 Nov 2009)
General Damage: Colonial Marines EVE Division (270M), Genstar (200M), Gank Bears (470M), Galactic Hitchikers (880M), Evil Kitty Federation (1.7b), The Junta (1.8b), Eternal Flight (1.0b), Federation Republic (360M), Stones Inc./Hammer of Moradin (350M), Collegium Amarria (340M), Terminati0n (500M), Deadspace Society (4.9b), High Guard Council (1.4b)
Denial Of Service: AMT., Energizer Inc., GalOre Industries
Griefer Control: Flaming Angels, Literacy., Warsmiths, Genesis Rising/Nation of Muppets, Eye of Terror, Chuskarl's Family, New Age Flying Industries, Ore Dragoons, Weekend Flyers, Astroid Liberation Force, Esquires of Questionable Intent, The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre, The Space BorderLine
Inflitration: *******, *** ***** ******, *** ****** ******
POS Removal: Angellic Research (Large Faction), Ascent. (Large), The Directorate (Large Faction), Freedom of Elbas (Medium Faction), Valhalla's Wrath (Medium Faciton), Destination Unknown (Medium), Ruatha Holding (Large Faction)
PVP Training: EVE Industrial Supply Group, Coalition of Free Stars, ***** **** ******, Federal Armaments
Custom: Sherwood Forest
Media and other links: Our Blog Our old Merc Services thread that got locked A thread a wartarget started about us
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The PitBoss
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.19 06:36:00 -
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First 
Thank-You,
The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss)
Signatures by: Kalen Vox |

Dracoknight
The Directorate
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Posted - 2009.11.19 06:37:00 -
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Do you dance for a nickle too? ____________________
I wish my Thorax could use missiles... |

CerealKillerSD
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Posted - 2009.11.19 15:57:00 -
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"Custom: Sherwood Forrest"
Special campaign for a ... "special" target. Good luck shooting oddly dressed men.
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Alekseyev Karrde
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.11.19 16:04:00 -
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didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty  ---
Zombie Apocalypse Guitar-Wielding Superteam |

Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.11.19 16:15:00 -
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Confirming Solty likes a little infiltration *cough*
A++ would 'work' with them again in the future.
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Jonny 101
Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.11.19 16:20:00 -
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I hereby grant this the Jonny 101 stamp of approval. Signature needs to be more EVE related. Zymurgist |

FU22
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.11.19 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty 
NO HONOUR!
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.11.19 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty 
I infiltrated your heart. <3 ♥
Wreck Disposal Services |

Le Soltueur
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.11.19 16:56:00 -
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Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty 
Yep. When necessary.
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Niclas Solo
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.11.20 01:25:00 -
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I'll trade you findales corpse if you dec us again :)
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FarFae Dundee
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Posted - 2009.11.20 01:38:00 -
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Impressive stuff.
I see you are too modest to post all your kills. I also note with interest you mention in your "Griefer Control" section, a corp called The Space Borderline. Conveniently, you linked to your kill board... they don't show up in your contracts, but you do have 4 *posted* kills against them with only 6 losses. Admirable control. It looks like you dec'd then, fought them for 4 days, during which you utterly controlled them 4-6 then retracted the war having taught them a lesson they're not likely to forget in a hurry *shake fist at sky*.
I'd like to hire you for my kid's Kindergarten party at Xmas. Can you bring a pony, and twist us up some balloon animals? where do I sign?
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2009.11.20 02:12:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur Edited by: Le Soltueur on 19/11/2009 18:12:49
Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty 
Yes, when necessary. Not really a core piece of our business.
Solty can infiltrate me any day... 
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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2009.11.20 02:32:00 -
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Posting to confirm that I once did some infiltrating of my own while Solty watched and gave helpful pointers.
No, really. It was awesome. ---- Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |

Le Soltueur
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.11.20 02:45:00 -
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Edited by: Le Soltueur on 20/11/2009 02:49:51
Originally by: FarFae Dundee Impressive stuff.
I see you are too modest to post all your kills. I also note with interest you mention in your "Griefer Control" section, a corp called The Space Borderline. Conveniently, you linked to your kill board... they don't show up in your contracts, but you do have 4 *posted* kills against them with only 6 losses. Admirable control. It looks like you dec'd then, fought them for 4 days, during which you utterly controlled them 4-6 then retracted the war having taught them a lesson they're not likely to forget in a hurry *shake fist at sky*.
I'd like to hire you for my kid's Kindergarten party at Xmas. Can you bring a pony, and twist us up some balloon animals? where do I sign?
Hello Niclas.
Guess you just can't figure things out...
The contract is listed in PAST contracts on the board and it's listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Probably far too clever for you to figure out. But that link should help. You'll note that all kills AND losses are posted there, and ... oh... what's that? 64% efficiency against SPB? Try not to draw too much attention to yourself. I'm quite the artist with photoshop...
As for rescinding, it was done at the request of the client, since you were quick to rescind yours against them.
I'd tell ya to grow some balls and post with your main, but it's obvious that they haven't descended yet. Don't lie. We all know that the pony and balloons are for you.
**edit - spelling**
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FarFae Dundee
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Posted - 2009.11.20 12:26:00 -
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Weird!
I posted a reply to this, it was seen by a bunch of people and now it's gone.
Basically, it was marveling at how you control griefers by deccing them for 4 days, let them kick your ass, then retract the war, and then boast in your little post here about how you controlled them. Awesomeness! The Space Borderline - you took 6 ship losses and 1 pod, and you got 4 kills.
It also went on to say that you guys are *maybe* good enough to hire for kid's parties. Maybe you can handle pony rides. If the kids give you too much trouble, if they are actually looking for a pony ride and you had to do some actual work, you can always take your pony and run off home.
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FarFae Dundee
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Posted - 2009.11.20 12:49:00 -
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Now it becomes clear. Curse my simple minded naivete.
All the replies on this post are from alts of underworld excavators. Duh. Any other posts are removed. It stands to reason that of all the corps you mention in the OP, at least some of them are gonna think "hey! wait a minute!" and post some sort of rebuttal. But no!
Realism Fail in your fake advertisement/endorsement post.
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.20 12:52:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny 101 I hereby grant this the Jonny 101 stamp of approval.
I got that once.. It will go away after a few days and you'll just be left with a rash.. Go see a pharmacist and they can give you a cream for it and it clears it right up in about a week.
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Niclas Solo
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.11.20 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur Edited by: Le Soltueur on 20/11/2009 03:05:15 Lol Niclas. Guess that's what happens when you have kids and an NPC decloaks you too close to a gate.
Ah well. Life goes on.
So he jump the gate with his stealth bomber, see my harbi so he insta cloak but he is in so hurry he can't click dock on a station? oh well he is still young, only -04 player in time he will learn :) and it was not npc that decloak, some other player jumped in like 5 sec after and landed on top of him :)
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.20 13:28:00 -
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Post engagement forum battle smack is p funny guys.
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.11.20 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: FarFae Dundee Now it becomes clear. Curse my simple minded naivete.
All the replies on this post are from alts of underworld excavators. Duh. Any other posts are removed. It stands to reason that of all the corps you mention in the OP, at least some of them are gonna think "hey! wait a minute!" and post some sort of rebuttal. But no!
Realism Fail in your fake advertisement/endorsement post.
Confirming that Paul Clavet and myself are both UE alts
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.11.20 13:44:00 -
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Ooh..ooh..can I be a UE alt too? Er...right..I meant..I *am* a UE alt..yeah...um.... --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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FU22
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.11.20 13:58:00 -
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Originally by: FarFae Dundee Now it becomes clear. Curse my simple minded naivete.
All the replies on this post are from alts of underworld excavators. Duh. Any other posts are removed. It stands to reason that of all the corps you mention in the OP, at least some of them are gonna think "hey! wait a minute!" and post some sort of rebuttal. But no!
Realism Fail in your fake advertisement/endorsement post.
UE alt checking in, there awesome 
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FarFae Dundee
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Posted - 2009.11.20 14:33:00 -
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Originally by: FU22
Originally by: FarFae Dundee Now it becomes clear. Curse my simple minded naivete.
All the replies on this post are from alts of underworld excavators. Duh. Any other posts are removed. It stands to reason that of all the corps you mention in the OP, at least some of them are gonna think "hey! wait a minute!" and post some sort of rebuttal. But no!
Realism Fail in your fake advertisement/endorsement post.
UE alt checking in, there awesome 
Where awesome? I can't see THEIR awesome anywhere. Maybe THEY'RE awesome... but but it doesn't show out THERE, in space.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.20 14:37:00 -
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Originally by: FarFae Dundee Where awesome? I can't see THEIR awesome anywhere. Maybe THEY'RE awesome... but but it doesn't show out THERE, in space.
0/10  
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Le Soltueur
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.11.20 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: FarFae Dundee Weird! I posted a reply to this, it was seen by a bunch of people and now it's gone.
Basically, it was marveling at how you control griefers by deccing them for 4 days, let them kick your ass, then retract the war, and then boast in your little post here about how you controlled them. Awesomeness! The Space Borderline - you took 6 ship losses and 1 pod, and you got 4 kills.
It also went on to say that you guys are *maybe* good enough to hire for kid's parties. Maybe you can handle pony rides. If the kids give you too much trouble, if they are actually looking for a pony ride and you had to do some actual work, you can always take your pony and run off home.
Hi Niclas.
Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.
The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.
The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.
Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.
Anything else?
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Ong
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Posted - 2009.11.20 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur
Hi Niclas.
Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.
The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.
The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.
Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.
Anything else?
Cool story bro a little different then I remember it but cool story (pst u forgot the bit where you had more neutral rr in the gate fight then our entire fleet. Oh and that we had to wait an hour for you to come play) oh and I believe it was 7 kills to us and 4 to you, 3 of which came in that gate fight. GF was fun 
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Le Soltueur
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.11.20 16:56:00 -
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Originally by: Ong
Originally by: Le Soltueur
Hi Niclas.
Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.
The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.
The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.
Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.
Anything else?
Cool story bro a little different then I remember it but cool story (pst u forgot the bit where you had more neutral rr in the gate fight then our entire fleet. Oh and that we had to wait an hour for you to come play) oh and I believe it was 7 kills to us and 4 to you, 3 of which came in that gate fight. GF was fun 
We were warned that you liked to use neutral reps. Obviously, I was right! You -ARE- still butthurt that we just did it better than you did.
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FarFae Dundee
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Posted - 2009.11.20 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur
Originally by: FarFae Dundee Weird! I posted a reply to this, it was seen by a bunch of people and now it's gone.
Basically, it was marveling at how you control griefers by deccing them for 4 days, let them kick your ass, then retract the war, and then boast in your little post here about how you controlled them. Awesomeness! The Space Borderline - you took 6 ship losses and 1 pod, and you got 4 kills.
It also went on to say that you guys are *maybe* good enough to hire for kid's parties. Maybe you can handle pony rides. If the kids give you too much trouble, if they are actually looking for a pony ride and you had to do some actual work, you can always take your pony and run off home.
Hi Niclas.
Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.
The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.
The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.
Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.
Anything else?
Hmm, a cursory glance at Nic's tyle of writing and mine could tell you that I am not Nic.
Are you suggesting here that SPB beat you soundly in 2 "major engagements" and ran away... while they were obviously winning... against as Ong said a fleet consisting of 12 of you guys, 7 SPB and 8 Neutral RR helping you?
it's all beside the point. You have what amounts to an advertisement for your services, with a section called griefer control, and you tout wars which you have clearly lost then retracted as a reason for hiring you? You even provide evidence of your fail. "We Suck, but we're honest. Hire us and we will take your money, get spanked, and retract the war and ask YOU to pay for our heavy losses." That kind of marketing takes quite a set of trouser grapes!
SPB coincidentally dropped their war when they had the contracted ninety (90) kills against the WT, with 5 very annoying, stupid losses. They did their job. You guys were just gravy... you were the icing on a tasty cake of WT fail. Losers hiring losers.
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Ong
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Posted - 2009.11.20 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur
Originally by: Ong
Originally by: Le Soltueur
Hi Niclas.
Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.
The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.
The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.
Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.
Anything else?
Cool story bro a little different then I remember it but cool story (pst u forgot the bit where you had more neutral rr in the gate fight then our entire fleet. Oh and that we had to wait an hour for you to come play) oh and I believe it was 7 kills to us and 4 to you, 3 of which came in that gate fight. GF was fun 
We were warned that you liked to use neutral reps. Obviously, I was right! You -ARE- still butthurt that we just did it better than you did.
Did you just try to justify brining 3 logistics and 3 rr bs (all neut) + your 8 rr bs + falcon + intie for our 1 alt domi? thats right 14 ships for our 6 0.o
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