Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

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I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank

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Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde

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didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty

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Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde

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didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty

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Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde

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didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Edited by: Le Soltueur on 19/11/2009 18:12:49

Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde

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didnt know you did infiltration jobs solty

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Yes, when necessary. Not really a core piece of our business.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Impressive stuff.

I see you are too modest to post all your kills.
I also note with interest you mention in your "Griefer Control" section, a corp called The Space Borderline. Conveniently, you linked to your kill board... they don't show up in your contracts, but you do have 4 *posted* kills against them with only 6 losses.
Admirable control.
It looks like you dec'd then, fought them for 4 days, during which you utterly controlled them 4-6 then retracted the war having taught them a lesson they're not likely to forget in a hurry *shake fist at sky*.

I'd like to hire you for my kid's Kindergarten party at Xmas. Can you bring a pony, and twist us up some balloon animals?
where do I sign?

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Originally by: Jonny 101

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I hereby grant this the Jonny 101 stamp of approval.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Edited by: Le Soltueur on 20/11/2009 03:05:15
Lol Niclas. Guess that's what happens when you have kids and an NPC decloaks you too close to a gate.

Ah well. Life goes on.

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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

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I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Now it becomes clear.
Curse my simple minded naivete.

All the replies on this post are from alts of underworld excavators. Duh.
Any other posts are removed. It stands to reason that of all the corps you mention in the OP, at least some of them are gonna think "hey! wait a minute!" and post some sort of rebuttal. But no!

Realism Fail in your fake advertisement/endorsement post.

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Originally by: "RedSplat"

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You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Now it becomes clear.
Curse my simple minded naivete.

All the replies on this post are from alts of underworld excavators. Duh.
Any other posts are removed. It stands to reason that of all the corps you mention in the OP, at least some of them are gonna think "hey! wait a minute!" and post some sort of rebuttal. But no!

Realism Fail in your fake advertisement/endorsement post.

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Originally by: FU22

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Now it becomes clear.
Curse my simple minded naivete.

All the replies on this post are from alts of underworld excavators. Duh.
Any other posts are removed. It stands to reason that of all the corps you mention in the OP, at least some of them are gonna think "hey! wait a minute!" and post some sort of rebuttal. But no!

Realism Fail in your fake advertisement/endorsement post.

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UE alt checking in, there awesome

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Where awesome? I can't see THEIR awesome anywhere. Maybe THEY'RE awesome... but but it doesn't show out THERE, in space.

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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

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I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Weird!
I posted a reply to this, it was seen by a bunch of people and now it's gone.

Basically, it was marveling at how you control griefers by deccing them for 4 days, let them kick your ass, then retract the war, and then boast in your little post here about how you controlled them. Awesomeness! The Space Borderline - you took 6 ship losses and 1 pod, and you got 4 kills.

It also went on to say that you guys are *maybe* good enough to hire for kid's parties. Maybe you can handle pony rides. If the kids give you too much trouble, if they are actually looking for a pony ride and you had to do some actual work, you can always take your pony and run off home.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Hi Niclas.

Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.

The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.

The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.

Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.

Anything else?

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Originally by: Ong

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Hi Niclas.

Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.

The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.

The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.

Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.

Anything else?

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Cool story bro a little different then I remember it but cool story (pst u forgot the bit where you had more neutral rr in the gate fight then our entire fleet. Oh and that we had to wait an hour for you to come play) oh and I believe it was 7 kills to us and 4 to you, 3 of which came in that gate fight. GF was fun

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Weird!
I posted a reply to this, it was seen by a bunch of people and now it's gone.

Basically, it was marveling at how you control griefers by deccing them for 4 days, let them kick your ass, then retract the war, and then boast in your little post here about how you controlled them. Awesomeness! The Space Borderline - you took 6 ship losses and 1 pod, and you got 4 kills.

It also went on to say that you guys are *maybe* good enough to hire for kid's parties. Maybe you can handle pony rides. If the kids give you too much trouble, if they are actually looking for a pony ride and you had to do some actual work, you can always take your pony and run off home.

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Hi Niclas.

Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.

The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.

The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.

Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.

Anything else?

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: Ong

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Hi Niclas.

Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.

The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.

The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.

Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.

Anything else?

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Cool story bro a little different then I remember it but cool story (pst u forgot the bit where you had more neutral rr in the gate fight then our entire fleet. Oh and that we had to wait an hour for you to come play) oh and I believe it was 7 kills to us and 4 to you, 3 of which came in that gate fight. GF was fun

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We were warned that you liked to use neutral reps. Obviously, I was right! You -ARE- still butthurt that we just did it better than you did.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Weird!
I posted a reply to this, it was seen by a bunch of people and now it's gone.

Basically, it was marveling at how you control griefers by deccing them for 4 days, let them kick your ass, then retract the war, and then boast in your little post here about how you controlled them. Awesomeness! The Space Borderline - you took 6 ship losses and 1 pod, and you got 4 kills.

It also went on to say that you guys are *maybe* good enough to hire for kid's parties. Maybe you can handle pony rides. If the kids give you too much trouble, if they are actually looking for a pony ride and you had to do some actual work, you can always take your pony and run off home.

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Hi Niclas.

Post with your main instead of posting with your alt. Let me help you.

The contract is listed as ♫ Keep on pushin' my love ♫. Since you're obviously too stupid to realize that it's a PAST contract, the link should help you out. Yeah, SPB won that engagement alright. with a what... 36% efficiency against us. Yeh, I'd declare that as a victory too.

The war was rescinded at the client's request after you so aptly dropped yours against them after 4 days, and 2 major engagements - both of which saw SPB running for the hills. Don't worry, I've blogged about that too.

Also, please don't lie about kid parties. We all know the ponies and balloons are for you.

Anything else?

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Originally by: Niclas Solo

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How about that time you tried to jump us with 8 T2 cruisers and BC

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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@ Ong / Niclas

You lost the war. We played it better than you did and you're butthurt. It's ok. Cry all you like. The more attention you give us here, the more it reinforces that we've done our job.

In case you haven't figured it out, we don't work for you. We work for the client. And when the client posts:

Originally by: Stromchaser

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I would highly recommend Le Soltueur and the Underworld Excavators gents. They were professional and Listened to our concerns. I am very happy with the results they achieved and in the time frame they said. I wouldn't hesitate to use them again. Thank you for your services.

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explain how 4 kills and 7 losses including a pod is a win? I don't know of another instance where this would be seen as a win. is EVE *that* different?
you came, you lost, you ran. you paid for one week of war, and retracted before it was over. That is Chicken Poop. You showed up, you took your lumps like big boys and girls and you got paid. I guess you could call that a win.

The endorsement from Stromchaser is epic. He is known as a pilot of very high standards. His post carries a great deal of weight and should inspire your future clients.
After suffering 91 losses against SPB and making 5 kills, he hires you guys. You get 4 kills in 4 days and he's delighted enough to A) post that, and B) request that you retract the war and not let it run it's natural course?

A glowing endorsement indeed.





we too got a reply in our forum from Stromchaser.

I guess that means they were happy with the results. At the end of the day, that's all I really care about. Not you, or what you think.

Toodles, noodles.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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@ Ong / Niclas

You lost the war. We played it better than you did and you're butthurt. It's ok. Cry all you like. The more attention you give us here, the more it reinforces that we've done our job.

In case you haven't figured it out, we don't work for you. We work for the client. And when the client posts:

Originally by: Stromchaser

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I would highly recommend Le Soltueur and the Underworld Excavators gents. They were professional and Listened to our concerns. I am very happy with the results they achieved and in the time frame they said. I wouldn't hesitate to use them again. Thank you for your services.

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I guess that means they were happy with the results. At the end of the day, that's all I really care about. Not you, or what you think.

Toodles, noodles.

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Originally by: Milli' Dace

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Edited by: Milli'' Dace on 20/11/2009 18:04:44
You guys are not a epic merc corp... you are fail. Without your RR alt corp you suck majorly! We are not bad losers if we are beaten with skill then we appreciate that and aknowledge it. If we are beaten because you bring more support than you do fighters then we have problems! and we didnt even lose, anyone who would like proof can check the killboards we have more kills than them :) Feel free to dec us again if you actually want to fight properly ... but you won't because you know we are better :)


FAIL FAIL FAIL!

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Originally by: Ong

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I never said you were bad mercs, my point was that you lack skill. Every fight that you did not vastly outnumber us you lost. I am simply trying to point this out to potential clients, if they hired you against someone like Privateers or repo that can out blob/neut rr you, they would not get much bang for their buck

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Originally by: "RedSplat"

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You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.

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Originally by: Ong

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I never said you were bad mercs, my point was that you lack skill. Every fight that you did not vastly outnumber us you lost. I am simply trying to point this out to potential clients, if they hired you against someone like Privateers or repo that can out blob/neut rr you, they would not get much bang for their buck

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: Ong

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I never said you were bad mercs, my point was that you lack skill. Every fight that you did not vastly outnumber us you lost. I am simply trying to point this out to potential clients, if they hired you against someone like Privateers or repo that can out blob/neut rr you, they would not get much bang for their buck

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You must have missed something important here. Let me help you with your confusion.

You're a previous target we were hired against. It's your job to whine and complain (which by $diety you and your corp have done a crapload of so far). However (this is the important word - it's like the TSN turning point) your opinion doesn't amount to crap.

You see, it's not you that I have to answer to, it's the client. They're the ones that pay us to go after idiots like you. So it's their opinion of our performance that actually matters.

Picture this: You go for a job interview and the employer calls your recent ex-girl/boyfriend for a reference instead of anyone for whom you worked before. Makes about as much sense as you do right now.

Do the rest of the C&P community a favour. STFU and move along. It's better to have people think you're an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: Ong

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I never said you were bad mercs, my point was that you lack skill. Every fight that you did not vastly outnumber us you lost. I am simply trying to point this out to potential clients, if they hired you against someone like Privateers or repo that can out blob/neut rr you, they would not get much bang for their buck

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You must have missed something important here. Let me help you with your confusion.

You're a previous target we were hired against. It's your job to whine and complain (which by $diety you and your corp have done a crapload of so far). However (this is the important word - it's like the TSN turning point) your opinion doesn't amount to crap.

You see, it's not you that I have to answer to, it's the client. They're the ones that pay us to go after idiots like you. So it's their opinion of our performance that actually matters.

Picture this: You go for a job interview and the employer calls your recent ex-girl/boyfriend for a reference instead of anyone for whom you worked before. Makes about as much sense as you do right now.

Do the rest of the C&P community a favour. STFU and move along. It's better to have people think you're an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Still looking for clarification on how 7 losses including a pod, and only 4 kills can be considered a win.

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Quote:

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To the untrained eye, it looks like the other guys had a field day.

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Quote:

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Reading through your posts here, you seem adamant that you won. I am therefore probably wrong. I'd just like to know how.

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Quote:

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!!!! it's like Golf!!! right? the lower score wins?
please help.
Thank you.

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Originally by: Awesome Possum

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Still looking for clarification on how 7 losses including a pod, and only 4 kills can be considered a win.

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7 losses for a whopping 180 mill damage taken.
4 kills for a whopping 318 mill damage dealt.

Quote:

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To the untrained eye, it looks like the other guys had a field day.

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You blobbed a laser vigil with 2 frigs, a hac, and 3 cruisers and you're on here whining? seriously, did that pilgrim loss butthurt you that much?

Quote:

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Reading through your posts here, you seem adamant that you won. I am therefore probably wrong. I'd just like to know how.

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7 losses for a whopping 180 mill damage taken.
4 kills for a whopping 318 mill damage dealt.

Quote:

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!!!! it's like Golf!!! right? the lower score wins?
please help.
Thank you.

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Welcome to C&P...

Love, Possum


.......now go home.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Originally by: Awesome Possum

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Still looking for clarification on how 7 losses including a pod, and only 4 kills can be considered a win.

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7 losses for a whopping 180 mill damage taken.
4 kills for a whopping 318 mill damage dealt.

Quote:

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To the untrained eye, it looks like the other guys had a field day.

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You blobbed a laser vigil with 2 frigs, a hac, and 3 cruisers and you're on here whining? seriously, did that pilgrim loss butthurt you that much?

Quote:

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Reading through your posts here, you seem adamant that you won. I am therefore probably wrong. I'd just like to know how.

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7 losses for a whopping 180 mill damage taken.
4 kills for a whopping 318 mill damage dealt.

Quote:

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!!!! it's like Golf!!! right? the lower score wins?
please help.
Thank you.

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Welcome to C&P...

Love, Possum


.......now go home.

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Oh man. This is the best yet! " Whopping 318 mill" Whopping? you are kidding right? we call them disposable battleships, and you call them whopping.
and this is how you think 7 losses is a success with only 4 kills.
you were out gunned, out skilled, out played, out smarted, and you think 138 mil (a day of AFK missioning) isk differential makes it a win?

bless.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Oh man. This is the best yet! " Whopping 318 mill" Whopping? you are kidding right? we call them disposable battleships, and you call them whopping.
and this is how you think 7 losses is a success with only 4 kills.
you were out gunned, out skilled, out played, out smarted, and you think 138 mil (a day of AFK missioning) isk differential makes it a win?

bless.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Oh man. This is the best yet! " Whopping 318 mill" Whopping? you are kidding right? we call them disposable battleships, and you call them whopping.
and this is how you think 7 losses is a success with only 4 kills.
you were out gunned, out skilled, out played, out smarted, and you think 138 mil (a day of AFK missioning) isk differential makes it a win?

bless.

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Originally by: "RedSplat"

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You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Still looking for clarification on how 7 losses including a pod, and only 4 kills can be considered a win. To the untrained eye, it looks like the other guys had a field day. Reading through your posts here, you seem adamant that you won. I am therefore probably wrong. I'd just like to know how.
!!!! it's like Golf!!! right? the lower score wins?
please help.
Thank you.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Still looking for clarification on how 7 losses including a pod, and only 4 kills can be considered a win. To the untrained eye, it looks like the other guys had a field day. Reading through your posts here, you seem adamant that you won. I am therefore probably wrong. I'd just like to know how.
!!!! it's like Golf!!! right? the lower score wins?
please help.
Thank you.

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Let me help you, since you obviously haven't the brain capacity to figure it out on your own.

More kills does not = win. Damage inflicted = win. What you killed was a bunch of crap ships. What we killed was 2 recons and 2 battleships. ISK value at the end of the day was much more significantly in our favour - to the tune of 64%.

Here's another way to look at it.

Out of the total damage that was done to both sides, we caused 64% of it. Yeah, you might have killed 6 ships and pod. Whoop-de-ding-dong, tra-la-la boy. You still lost the efficiency race.

But I guess that's no big surprise.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Sorry man, we don't really give a poop about the isk. We just want to kill more ships. That's all. And pods! More kills = what we're going for = win. isk = not a concern of ours in the slightest.
And please don't mistake our laughing at you for whining. what's to whine about? Yet another successful campaign on our kill board. You were hired to put a hurt on us. Instead, you took heavy losses for a few kills and ran away = LOL. You go on to brag about it = LOL. There's no whining here. Efficiency race = LOL! 7 kills 4 losses = pretty efficient. it's precisely what we set out to do.
300 whatever mil isk at killboard prices is chump change. Hardly a big score on your part.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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Sorry man, we don't really give a poop about the isk. We just want to kill more ships. That's all. And pods! More kills = what we're going for = win. isk = not a concern of ours in the slightest.
And please don't mistake our laughing at you for whining. what's to whine about? Yet another successful campaign on our kill board. You were hired to put a hurt on us. Instead, you took heavy losses for a few kills and ran away = LOL. You go on to brag about it = LOL. There's no whining here. Efficiency race = LOL! 7 kills 4 losses = pretty efficient. it's precisely what we set out to do.
300 whatever mil isk at killboard prices is chump change. Hardly a big score on your part.

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You're obviously clueless. I'm glad you don't give a poop about the isk. The client got what he wanted. Nuff said. If you insist on making a complete ass of yourself, carry on. I'm done with you.

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Originally by: FarFae Dundee

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we don't really give a poop about the isk. We just want to kill more ships. That's all. And pods! More kills = what we're going for = win. isk = not a concern of ours in the slightest.
And please don't mistake our laughing at you for whining. what's to whine about? Yet another successful campaign on our kill board. You were hired to put a hurt on us. Instead, you took heavy losses for a few kills and ran away = LOL. You go on to brag about it = LOL. There's no whining here. Efficiency race = LOL! 7 kills 4 losses = pretty efficient. it's precisely what we set out to do.
300 whatever mil isk at killboard prices is chump change. Hardly a big score on your part.

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Originally by: Milli' Dace

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To conclude all of this back and forth. They killed 4 ships we killed 7. They cost us almost twice the isk. Yes we did retract the War on the corp that hired them to "kick our arse"

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Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku

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C+P poll:

Who's worse, Maru Ka'ge or the dumbasses trolling Solty? Bonus points for justifications provided in haiku form.

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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

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I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank

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Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku

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C+P poll:

Who's worse, Maru Ka'ge or the dumbasses trolling Solty? Bonus points for justifications provided in haiku form.

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Originally by: Serlunt

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Edited by: Serlunt on 21/11/2009 13:16:55

Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku

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C+P poll:

Who's worse, Maru Ka'ge or the dumbasses trolling Solty? Bonus points for justifications provided in haiku form.

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Fae lacks perspective.
Has poor justification.
Popcorn goes with tears.

Originally by: Lady Spank

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Far 'Fae' Dundee
A scotsman whelps
retarded tears

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Good try, but it's 5, 7, 5. Not 4, 4, 4.

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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

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I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank

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Originally by: Doctor Cal'torien

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i like UE, not only do they do the job (based on what their clients say) but Le Soltueur is f*cking hillarious!
props to these guys

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Originally by: Doctor Cal'torien

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i like UE, not only do they do the job (based on what their clients say) but Le Soltueur is f*cking hillarious!
props to these guys

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Originally by: Ms sellsalot

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As a former member of a corporation that was a client to these whack jobs i feel i have the right to respond to this thread.
i have chosen not respond with my main character as to not bring attention to the corps that i have recently joined because although they fail fighting real people im sure they can kill my noob tail any day.
i was a member of lone star academy and we were declared war upon by sherwood forest alliance and privateers.
we hired these guys to counter if you will our aggressors.
sherwood forest destroyed both of our high sec lab POS and managed to kill numerous guys from our corps almost uncontested it seemed.
then i hear that a guyin upper mngmt of privateers is also in this corps and things really did add up after that.
i think sherwood forest alliance just waredcd us cause they didnt like us .
anyways i would not recommend these guys cause it seems all they did for us was forum troll and stay dockd.
they did manage to create some pretty funny photos from photoshop of those sherwood guyz though.
i hope this helps any would be clients save a little isk in knowing that these guys fail and to look elsewhere

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Originally by: Exibiana II

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... UE did exactly what we asked of them and was paid in full... we have nothing but respect for... UE and the service they provide.

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Originally by: Inc spike

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Mercs more like Jerks.

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Originally by: johnny time

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So Ms sellsalot? Or should I say Pie Eyed? Or maybe even...... I don't know ....... Egg Cracker?

Heh those last 2 were in QS? Quiet Storm as it turns out is part of the Sherwood forest alliance! Now that rings a bell. Where have I heard that before?

You kids really are sharp as a box of rocks, aren't you? That took about 5 minutes to put together!

Just a former satisfied client of UE's.

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Originally by: johnny time

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So Ms sellsalot? Or should I say Pie Eyed? Or maybe even...... I don't know ....... Egg Cracker?

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Originally by: Cat DeBlade

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Ya, I know, right? If you're going to try slinging mud, do it with a clean alt. You are really bad at this. I mean really bad.

http://www.eve-search.com/search/author/Pie%20Eyed

http://www.eve-search.com/search/author/Ms%20Sellsalot

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Originally by: Gregor Vernof

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Hmmm... I believe a

OH SNAP!!!

is in order here....

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Originally by: Yuna Harakia

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One contract Solty would rather not talk about...

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Originally by: Yuna Harakia

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One contract Solty would rather not talk about...

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Originally by: Skira Ramos

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Heya o/

This is Skiran Ran0s Alt as you all know :)
Can i join your corp? Or can you help us? i need some pvp training... all i can do is sit in station when ppl who are blinky red come to "my" station... Im so scared of being blown up is there some way you can get rid of the "Big Bad" Python Cartel that keeps station camping us in Yvangier? pls convo me in game or send me an eve mail, if anything else join our public channel "Bloodm Public" and we can have a chat o/ looking forward to hearing from you :)

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Originally by: Varesk

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Movin on up....

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Originally by: Skira Ramos

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Heya o/

This is Skiran Ran0s Alt as you all know :)
Can i join your corp? Or can you help us? i need some pvp training... all i can do is sit in station when ppl who are blinky red come to "my" station... Im so scared of being blown up is there some way you can get rid of the "Big Bad" Python Cartel that keeps station camping us in Yvangier? pls convo me in game or send me an eve mail, if anything else join our public channel "Bloodm Public" and we can have a chat o/ looking forward to hearing from you :)

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Originally by: Skira Ranos

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Originally by: Skira Ramos

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Heya o/

This is Skiran Ran0s Alt as you all know :)
Can i join your corp? Or can you help us? i need some pvp training... all i can do is sit in station when ppl who are blinky red come to "my" station... Im so scared of being blown up is there some way you can get rid of the "Big Bad" Python Cartel that keeps station camping us in Yvangier? pls convo me in game or send me an eve mail, if anything else join our public channel "Bloodm Public" and we can have a chat o/ looking forward to hearing from you :)

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This trolling is getting pretty silly.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Toodles, noodles.

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Originally by: Milli' Dace

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Edited by: Milli'' Dace on 20/11/2009 18:04:44
You guys are not a epic merc corp... you are fail. Without your RR alt corp you suck majorly! We are not bad losers if we are beaten with skill then we appreciate that and aknowledge it. If we are beaten because you bring more support than you do fighters then we have problems! and we didnt even lose, anyone who would like proof can check the killboards we have more kills than them :) Feel free to dec us again if you actually want to fight properly ... but you won't because you know we are better :)


FAIL FAIL FAIL!

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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Edited by: JerichoSteele on 30/12/2009 21:15:05
Edited by: JerichoSteele on 30/12/2009 21:14:02
These people just demanded six BILLION isk, and that I withdraw my corporation from our alliance, as the ransom for ending their war against us.

This is a brief summary of our last engagement: (from their own killboard)

http://uncasolty.com/?a=losses



You will notice that they did manage to kill our tower . . . seven hours after it came out of reinforced mode The tower was paid in full more than a year ago, and I will trade a cheap tower for four spendy capitol ships any day of the week!

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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If the rantings and insults on this thread, coming from their CEO, do not convince you that these mercs are far from profesional please read the following link...

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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Edited by: JerichoSteele on 31/12/2009 02:51:58
It appears Le Soltuer is correct.

I was able to find proof of his contract/kills on their own private killboard (I had the name wrong when I did the original search) so I must apologize for my earlier insinuations.

While it IS true that you were hired to attack a corporation, which eventually imploded a few weeks later, and that large percentage of that corporation went on to form a group that you are currently allied with, the six targets you destroyed on this contract (and were paid nearly 500 mil for as I recall) did not join the new group.

But since you brought it up, perhaps you should post a list of your 'blues', or who you will and will not attack.That would be real valuable information for a potential customer to know. As I understand it, at least one person has already hired you to attack one of your 'blues', and you simply took their money and stayed dock for the week. . .I may be wrong, and of course if I am I will apologize, but I believe there was a post to that effect on this thread already.

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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Edited by: JerichoSteele on 31/12/2009 02:51:58
But since you brought it up, perhaps you should post a list of your 'blues', or who you will and will not attack.That would be real valuable information for a potential customer to know. As I understand it, at least one person has already hired you to attack one of your 'blues', and you simply took their money and stayed dock for the week. . .I may be wrong, and of course if I am I will apologize, but I believe there was a post to that effect on this thread already.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Glad we're annoying you so much that you have to resort to coming up with lies. Again, sir, proof or go die in a fire. Slowly.

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3.And this is thereal kicker. NO CORP HAS EVER TRIED TO WAR DEC US BACK FOR BLOWING THEM UP. This in and of itself would seem to imply several things.....

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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*Sid, I think we are the first people EVER to declare war on UE and call them to task for their behavior.

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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*As far as we can tell, the cap ships they are so incredibly butthurt about are the ONLY ones they've lost in more than a year.

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*Compared to their usually targets, noob ships and unarmed haulers, we've been putting the boots to them.

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And of course this o so public lese majesti. . .It's simple actually, they NEED to destroy us to save their reputation as mercs. If they do NOT destroy us then their failure would be obvious for all to see whenever a LOJ member undocks

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P.S. "SmackTalk" has been used as justification for the strong attacking the weak for so long in this game it has become a cliche. And I think even if their allegations are true, our performance against one of the allegedly top tier merc units has bought us the right to speak however we please!

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Originally by: JerichoSteele

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Edited by: JerichoSteele on 31/12/2009 16:48:34
You are basically correct Sid, although I think their reason for making so much fuss about this war can be found in Creone's post on an earlier page.

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3.And this is thereal kicker. NO CORP HAS EVER TRIED TO WAR DEC US BACK FOR BLOWING THEM UP. This in and of itself would seem to imply several things.....

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This is a DIRECT QOUTE from one of UE pilots, posted on page three.

*Sid, I think we are the first people EVER to declare war on UE and call them to task for their behavior.

*As far as we can tell, the cap ships they are so incredibly butthurt about are the ONLY ones they've lost in more than a year.

*Compared to their usually targets, noob ships and unarmed haulers, we've been putting the boots to them.

And of course this o so public lese majesti. . .It's simple actually, they NEED to destroy us to save their reputation as mercs. If they do NOT destroy us then their failure would be obvious for all to see whenever a LOJ member undocks

P.S. "SmackTalk" has been used as justification for the strong attacking the weak for so long in this game it has become a cliche. And I think even if their allegations are true, our performance against one of the allegedly top tier merc units has bought us the right to speak however we please!

P.P.S Rather than even attempting to address or redress these points that his detractors bring up, Le Soltuer resorts to calling us 'poopy-heads' and 'dumb-faces' . . . incredible professionalism.

Oh, and before you try to spin your losses anymore, we are NOT attepting to take credit for Cry Havoc's excellent work. I am just glad they were nearby, and that they don't like you

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Originally by: Avernus

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I couldn't help but look at the battle in question after seeing the corresponding chest beating... I am confused.

Was the participation by 2 LoJ bombers and 1 pod in a Cry Havoc fleet supposed to be somehow representative of the rest of LoJ's ability? Or was this some kind of a morale building exercise for the 237 absent alliance members?

I need enlightenment.

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Originally by: Awesome Possum

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Originally by: Avernus

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I couldn't help but look at the battle in question after seeing the corresponding chest beating... I am confused.

Was the participation by 2 LoJ bombers and 1 pod in a Cry Havoc fleet supposed to be somehow representative of the rest of LoJ's ability? Or was this some kind of a morale building exercise for the 237 absent alliance members?

I need enlightenment.

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I'm sorry sir, you're making too much sense to be allowed in this discussion.

Please exit in a timely manner, stage right.

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Originally by: Avernus

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Originally by: Awesome Possum

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Originally by: Avernus

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I couldn't help but look at the battle in question after seeing the corresponding chest beating... I am confused.

Was the participation by 2 LoJ bombers and 1 pod in a Cry Havoc fleet supposed to be somehow representative of the rest of LoJ's ability? Or was this some kind of a morale building exercise for the 237 absent alliance members?

I need enlightenment.

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I'm sorry sir, you're making too much sense to be allowed in this discussion.

Please exit in a timely manner, stage right.

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Awwwww!
...if I make less sense, can I stay?!?

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Originally by: Ukiah

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What have I told you time and time again about pulling drones? Now I see you coming back to threads for them.

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Originally by: Sanne Allows

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[ 2010.01.07 18:25:57 ] Efrain Brain > lol that loss was calculated
[ 2010.01.07 18:26:13 ] Efrain Brain > to see how the mercs operate

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Originally by: Millie Clode

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Dear santa, for christmas I would like an endless supply of noobs to march across my screen so I can pretend I'm playing duck hunt

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Just wrapping up a contract

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Originally by: Sanne Allows

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[ 2010.01.07 18:25:57 ] Efrain Brain > lol that loss was calculated
[ 2010.01.07 18:26:13 ] Efrain Brain > to see how the mercs operate

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Originally by: Natalia Portman

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work for their ISK.
--Saidra Whitewolf

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Originally by: RAW23

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Just wanted to express my appreciation for an excellent bunch of highly professional mercs who are doing a superb job on their current contract. Friendly, professional and, most importantly, a great rate of damage done - they even killed a neutral remote repping faction fitted (!) BS for me (left me with a grin all day ). WTs have more or less stopped logging on and certainly won't be causing trouble to my allied innocent little indy corps for a while.

Three thumbs up!

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Originally by: Illfindyou

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Can I get a quote on lowsec large tower removal, a min/max range please (min being small Corp, light defenses, max being cap-capable alliance with deathstar fitting).

Oh and If you know who my main is (Nathan) feel free to respond to him in-game.

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Originally by: Death Drive

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hi im looking for somone to remove a small pos inside a class 2 WH. how much would this cost me please i can find you the entrance. contact me ingame

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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We are currently accepting contracts with a start date of April 1, 2010 or later.

Convo me in game if you want to show someone some merc love.

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Originally by: "RedSplat"

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You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.

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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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We are currently accepting contracts with a start date of April 1, 2010 or later.

Convo me in game if you want to show someone some merc love.

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I'm no professional paranoiac forum ***** or anything...but I'd be hesitant to accept any merc contract created for April 1... (Or, any wardec started on April 1...or any announcement by anyone about April 1.)

And free bump.

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Originally by: Jimer Lins

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Well dang. :(

Any information on why this is happening so suddenly?

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
Now maybe the C&P "community" can have a circle jerk over how "awesome" you were. It is quite well known, but rarely admitted to - that your alliance was a big basket of blobbing, neut RRing fail. You held it together simply by the fact that you have the gift of the gab, spinning what you cannot hide to look like a victory with the help of your C&P leeches and hangers on.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Edited by: Le Soltueur on 16/04/2010 22:26:31
Effective immediately, Underworld Excavators is closed for business.

We'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of our past clients and friends, and wish you all the best of luck in the future.

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
QQ im a spastic

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
QQ im a spastic

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Quiet everyone! An alt is posting.

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Originally by: A Toon

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
QQ im a spastic

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Quiet everyone! An alt is posting.

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Pathetic

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Edited by: Le Soltueur on 16/04/2010 22:26:31
Effective immediately, Underworld Excavators is closed for business.

We'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of our past clients and friends, and wish you all the best of luck in the future.

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Solty :(

I am deeply saddened by this news.

I hope whatever happened can be overcome and a phoenix may rise from the ashes, battle scarred but fighting for more. You were always good natured (professional) even when crushing targets. I remember even as a newcomer to this game when you asked my opinion on a recent wartarget of mine and took what I said on board. I think this speaks volumes for your integrity.

I hope this is not the absolute end as you are very cool people.

I have only respect for your organisation and its members.

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Originally by: A Toon

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
QQ im a spastic

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Quiet everyone! An alt is posting.

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Pathetic

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: A Toon

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
QQ im a spastic

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Quiet everyone! An alt is posting.

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Pathetic

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Another irrelevant alt post.

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Originally by: A Toon

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For the people who have not yet worked out that you're Le Soltueur's alt, this drivel should be a damn big clue.

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
Now maybe the C&P "community" can have a circle jerk over how "awesome" you were. It is quite well known, but rarely admitted to - that your alliance was a big basket of blobbing, neut RRing fail. You held it together simply by the fact that you have the gift of the gab, spinning what you cannot hide to look like a victory with the help of your C&P leeches and hangers on.

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Originally by: A Toon

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Nice to see that there are other people out there who know the truth about this horrifically bad collection of fail that, effective immediately, is closed for business.

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Originally by: Jack Coutu

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Many people in UE i wish I had gotten to know better. Will your two corps be diverging and rebuilding or are you both done merc'ing for the moment?

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Originally by: takedoom

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Edited by: takedoom on 18/04/2010 04:24:49

Originally by: A Toon

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Nice to see that there are other people out there who know the truth about this horrifically bad collection of fail that, effective immediately, is closed for business.

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So fail you post on an alt. Enough said.

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Originally by: A Toon

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Nice to see that there are other people out there who know the truth about this horrifically bad collection of fail that, effective immediately, is closed for business.

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Originally by: MrVinci

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Originally by: A Toon

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Nice to see that there are other people out there who know the truth about this horrifically bad collection of fail that, effective immediately, is closed for business.

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yes A toon other realize cause we were stabbed in the back by them,but u could show ur real toon and stop hiding,u would gain some respect,there not gonna come after u.

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Originally by: Dracoknight

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Originally by: MrVinci

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Originally by: A Toon

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Nice to see that there are other people out there who know the truth about this horrifically bad collection of fail that, effective immediately, is closed for business.

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yes A toon other realize cause we were stabbed in the back by them,but u could show ur real toon and stop hiding,u would gain some respect,there not gonna come after u.

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Even if they did come after you it wouldnt do much tbh, i feel sorry for those who actually paid for its service.

We say this now, as we did a token of respect keeping this in until the very end... as you aint in buisness any longer... we take our share of the cake and scream it out loud in capital letters: F - A - I - L!

Worst thing that would happen if they know our names is maybe a angry letter i our box or perhaps a few insults here, but i think they know better than that.

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Originally by: Dracoknight

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Originally by: MrVinci

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Originally by: A Toon

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Nice to see that there are other people out there who know the truth about this horrifically bad collection of fail that, effective immediately, is closed for business.

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yes A toon other realize cause we were stabbed in the back by them,but u could show ur real toon and stop hiding,u would gain some respect,there not gonna come after u.

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Even if they did come after you it wouldnt do much tbh, i feel sorry for those who actually paid for its service.

We say this now, as we did a token of respect keeping this in until the very end... as you aint in buisness any longer... we take our share of the cake and scream it out loud in capital letters: F - A - I - L!

Worst thing that would happen if they know our names is maybe a angry letter i our box or perhaps a few insults here, but i think they know better than that.

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Why don't you lose another Manticore to Joe Phoenix about it.

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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I'm no fibber

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Originally by: A Toon

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Blah blah blah

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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist

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You have always had permission to kill anyone in game you see fit to lose a ship!

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Originally by: A Toon

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Good riddance.
Now maybe the C&P "community" can have a circle jerk over how "awesome" you were. It is quite well known, but rarely admitted to - that your alliance was a big basket of blobbing, neut RRing fail. You held it together simply by the fact that you have the gift of the gab, spinning what you cannot hide to look like a victory with the help of your C&P leeches and hangers on.

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Originally by: Le Soltueur

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Thanks for all the well-wishes.

Glad to see some of our past targets poking their ugly mugs in to say a tearful farewell.

I'm sure we'll bump into you again - sooner or later

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