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Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2010.01.03 20:19:00 - [31] These ICE guys sure are butthurt. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Yakov Draken Minmatar Tides Of War	Posted - 2010.01.03 20:51:00 - [32] Originally by: Licurgus Edited by: Licurgus on 03/01/2010 14:58:48 To be perfectly honest...I would perfer to see someone make something completely up than tell half or quarter truths. ...he blew up and fell for a trap while feeling over confident. Oddly enough that is the story he told - only when he told it it was exciting and funny while when you told it it wasn't worth reading. Licurgas you have sinned against C&P by being boring - may you pay for your sins a thousand times. Welcome back Vlad!
Tellenta Gallente Invicta.	Posted - 2010.01.03 23:02:00 - [33] Originally by: Awesome Possum These ICE guys sure are butthurt. It's probably because they are guilty of tax evasion and they know it.
Lord Zekk Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit General Panic.	Posted - 2010.01.04 00:47:00 - [34] This isn't a history lesson, we don't care about factual accuracy. Vlad's stuff is pure quality and probably the best stuff posted on c+p. Tax evaders behaving like tax evaders, however some seem to repent. Looking forward to more audit logs. Welcome back Vald ---------------------------------------- We are recruiting. Visit us at http://www.22ndbrdu.com
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.04 01:20:00 - [35] For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here!
Phoochka	Posted - 2010.01.04 02:01:00 - [36] Awesome stuff as usual Vlad, keep it up!
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.01.04 03:19:00 - [37] Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Slash Overkill Red Slice Enterprise	Posted - 2010.01.04 08:06:00 - [38] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. Yes I can't wait to hear the spin.. uhmm I mean the wonderful and exciting embellishment on tonight's tax audit. Common Vlad, we are all just melting with eagerness to read your next gem.. Kill, kill. You will not kill!
Ekon Bor Amarr Van Diemen's Demise	Posted - 2010.01.04 08:12:00 - [39] Originally by: Slash Overkill Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. Yes I can't wait to hear the spin.. uhmm I mean the wonderful and exciting embellishment on tonight's tax audit. Common Vlad, we are all just melting with eagerness to read your next gem.. Well, if his next gem is going to result in your next post, I for one could wait a little longer.... reading his stories remains more interesting than factual analysis of killmails, and since when did C&P become about accuracy? If you want accurate, unbiased data wander over to wherever it is the mining guys discuss what yields their rockchewers get or something...
Slash Overkill Red Slice Enterprise	Posted - 2010.01.04 08:51:00 - [40] Originally by: Ekon Bor Originally by: Slash Overkill Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. Yes I can't wait to hear the spin.. uhmm I mean the wonderful and exciting embellishment on tonight's tax audit. Common Vlad, we are all just melting with eagerness to read your next gem.. Well, if his next gem is going to result in your next post, I for one could wait a little longer.... reading his stories remains more interesting than factual analysis of killmails, and since when did C&P become about accuracy? If you want accurate, unbiased data wander over to wherever it is the mining guys discuss what yields their rockchewers get or something... Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. Kill, kill. You will not kill!
Lord Zekk Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit General Panic.	Posted - 2010.01.04 10:00:00 - [41] Originally by: Slash Overkill Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. We know what he is doing. We're not stupid. You need to realise that this is C&P! Griefers are welcomed and applauded here. You won't find any justice here and there are way too many fans of the IRS here. This is probably one of the most interesting spins on piracy so far. It's your 15$ so you can post what you like. If you want it to stop, you can always just pay your taxes. ---------------------------------------- We are recruiting. Visit us at http://www.22ndbrdu.com
Sean Avery Setenta Corp F A I L	Posted - 2010.01.04 10:25:00 - [42] Edited by: Sean Avery on 04/01/2010 10:28:12 Good god shut up you annoying douche canoe Sup Vlad? good to see you back Good luck to both sides minus the wiener kid screaming on his alt.
Alexei Chernobyl	Posted - 2010.01.04 10:41:00 - [43] I for one support Vlad's fine, legitimate business. Especially when such obvious tax-evading criminality is on the recieving end of justice. The fuss they're making just makes me wonder what else they're hiding. Maybe Mr. Cayne may decide to look further into it at some point. Although I'm no professional, it seems to me they definately are putting up a lot of verbal resistance to a routine investigation.
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.04 11:55:00 - [44] Audit Log 20100103.2102 - Annoyance. Much annoyance. Spent much of the day vexor-ing outside their Sankk HQ station. A bloody fecking vexor camping 4 people. Unbelievable. Could probably do it in a Bantam. Plus side is got to catch up on some entertainment and sports. So not all bad. Must simply wait them out. Impatience is the mindkiller. Course waiting only works when something eventually happens. And it's painfully obvious that ICE crimebosses have instructed their thugs not to undock when I'm active. Their usual haunts are empty. They will not fight... Unless of course they have 5-1 odds or better. And larger ship classes. And their best pilots. Lovely. They intend to bore me to death. To blob me to death. And they think to bleed me financially. But we have deep pockets. We will be patient. And we will enforce justice. Wander up and down the pipe. Check the side alleys. Off the beaten path systems. Nothing. Either docked or empty. Feh. Head home to call it a night. Hit Hag gate and run into a solid wall of red. Four BSs, some BCs, couple frigs. Second time that's happened today. Good thing I'm in the Arazu. Sure, some might engage those odds. But think we'll refrain for the moment. Instead just hop past and continue on our way. ICE thugs continue on their way as well. Straight to Mara where they get their asses handed to them. Sigh. Apparently I should of followed them. Instead I head to some locator agents. If the systems are empty, then the criminals must be hiding someplace else. And looks like that place is nullsec. A8A-JN. The center of the ICE empire. All two systems of it. Renters. How cute. Well now we know where they are. Screw this patience crap! It's time to take the fight to these biatches! And I got just the tool for the job. ICE outstanding taxes and fines still stand at 155,000,000 ISK. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Lars Foolsbane Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2010.01.04 12:52:00 - [45] Originally by: Slash Overkill Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. Confirming that Vlad is indeed a superhero that griefs capsuleers, hundreds at a time, and distorts facts. ...Wait? What is this "facts" you speak of and how does it affect our glorious C&P?
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.04 12:55:00 - [46] Edited by: Grukar on 04/01/2010 12:55:15 Looking forward to the next log. Was fun today.
L Kahn Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2010.01.04 16:01:00 - [47] "One Man Griefing Hundreds" Welcome back Vlad. Oh yea are pirates tax evaders? come by sometime id love to fight you even if i lose horribly...(which i would)
Tellenta Gallente Invicta.	Posted - 2010.01.04 16:39:00 - [48] Originally by: Slash Overkill Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. Griefing? Do you have any clue what griefing is really like? I bet not, it is rather time consuming and very specific. He is simply playing the game as he likes, a random spurt of activity wardeccing one corp or another under the auspice of a Tax evasion investigation. After a while he stops playing (or stops posting) for several months then comes back again. While I'm sure you believe your writing to be of the upmost pinnacle of enlightenment however it reads like an emo tween crying because his parents want you to mow the lawn explaining your grief about the unfairness of it all to our own deaf ears. However I wish you well on your quest of trolling this thread, as a topic is always more entertaining when it involves the weeping of the sad and dejected.
Fat Uncle	Posted - 2010.01.04 17:52:00 - [49] There are always some whiny profiteers who like to take shelter under the umbrella of Concord, but then balk at paying their share to fund that very Concord. Luckily the IRS is there to hit them with the Hammer (or Drone or Railgun) of Justice.
QuelAlt	Posted - 2010.01.04 18:43:00 - [50] Yessss <3 Vlad.
Agile Nakajima Minmatar Lollipops for Rancors	Posted - 2010.01.04 23:26:00 - [51] Outnumbered hundreds to one, yet never daunted. Sustained only by his dedication to the cause of tax enforcement. He is the taxman. He is our hero.
Gawain Hawk	Posted - 2010.01.04 23:35:00 - [52] The Taxman is back and the year is starting well! Should he ever decide to audit me I would regard it as an honour rather than a griefing. To those whining that the fiction is too fictional... This is all about entertainment - join in and have some fun. Whining in the forums will just attract attention from others after the Taxman is gone, a low profile and a decent sense of humour are a much better idea.
Drellia	Posted - 2010.01.05 00:37:00 - [53] With two wars going on Vlad posting again is the Icing on the cake of my new year. Keep these entirely accurate logs coming.
low26 Caldari Politically Incorrect	Posted - 2010.01.05 03:13:00 - [54] All must pay taxes, it is inevitable. All enemies of the taxman will pay sooner or later. Keep up the good work Vlad C&P was lacking without your audit logs!
Jason Marusic Gallente Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.05 04:28:00 - [55] Bloody shame that I haven't been around to play! Sounds like a lot of fun to be had. Hopefully it lasts long enough so I can get in on it. =/ (Exams are stupid like that.)
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.06 01:02:00 - [56] Audit Log 20100104.1941 - The Nemesis. The Stealth Bomber. Had always considered them to be flying coffins. But in this new age they have so many advantages. Cov Ops cloak. Torps. Bombs. Covert Cynos. Well sure, we can't use bombs or cynos, or fit any semblance of a tank, but positive it will work well. After all, it's got torps and a cloak. True, we've never actually flown a bomber, but how hard could it be? It's just like a frig. Frigs. The ships I've lost the most of... Bah! Stay positive. It'll work out fine. It's only nullsec. Never really liked nullsec much though. Not because it's difficult or deadly. Because it reminds me of what we used to be. Back in the Rabbit days. Gatecamping blobs chestbeating over blasting noobships with 5 battleships. Pathetic. Utterly talentless nubbin fighting. Even worse in nullsec. Too many NAPs make for desperate lazy pilots, hungry for killmails to validate themselves. Too much like we used to be. Feh. Finish fitting in Hag and head out. Get a call enroute. Vigilantes say ICE hauler making a run northwards. Bounce around trying to hedge it in. ICE runs out some decoys. Keep focused on target, but hauler goes to dock. Next time then. Head up to Obe. Criminal in local. In a personally named hauler? Quick scanner narrow. At gate. Warp in and there it is. Not moving. Odd. Asleep? A trap? Only one way too find out. Uncloak, instalock (nice change from the Arazu), paint, torps away. Deep into armor with first volley. Second ends it. Lock pod. Burn it to ash with Navy Infernos. Oh yay. Epic victory. Popping a sleeping unfitted hauler. Not even worth scooping the corpse. Still, it's a 5mil credit, so take what we can get. But enough of this, time to take the fight to their doorstep. Warp to P3 gate and jump. Bunch of NC types in local. One thug. Sling bubble at gate. No ships. None visible that is. Warp to planet, scan outbound gate. Clear. Warp to range, start moving away for bookmark. Will need these in the future. Repeat every jump to the criminals nest. Next system clear. Start bookmarking. Thug enters. Next system. Two thugs waiting. Have a feeling this is going to be like some videogame. More and better thugs the closer we get to the "boss level". Joy. Move from BCs and recons, to 6 in ceptors and dictors as we approach A8A. They are all equally incompetent. Patience is the key. Slow and steady wins the race. Constant socket discos keep things interesting. Finally get gate bookmarks at both entrances to the nest. Gonna be hellish. They know we're coming. They're definitely prepared. 3 crows and a flycatcher on gate. Warp in and jump. A8A is a solid mass of red. At least ten on gate. Broadsword with a bubble up. Patience. Relax. Swallow. And go! Align, cloak, pray. Crow comes screaming out. 5km miss. christ. If he had drones assigned we'd be toast. Clear and warp. We're in! Let the carnage commence. Turns out to be a pretty crappy system. Far worse than expected. Mere handful of belts. Poor layout. Can see why it's being rented out. An NC ghetto. Exactly where you'd expect criminals to lurk. Looks like ICE is trying to eke out a living mining low-level moon-goo and running plexes. Would almost feel sorry for them if they weren't so unapologetic about their crimes. 23 thugs in system, but few targets available. Most hiding at the flag tower. It's an all new high for us. One bomber camping in 2 carriers and assorted battleships. Unbelievable. Patience is the key here. Wait. Lurk. Instill fear. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.06 01:08:00 - [57] Edited by: Vladimir Norkoff on 06/01/2010 01:09:28 Audit Log 20100104.1941 - Cont - Bounce about running scans. Find a Drake and Celestis alone outside a tower. Start moving into position. Tower has a disruptor. Unpleasant. Means no kills, just inflict damage and vanish. Drake warps off. Good. Celestis then. Line up. Hot mods. Uncloak and torps away. Keep an eye on the tower. Wait, wait. Screw this. Warp and cloak. Gah! No damage. Warped too soon. Oh well. Keep lurking. ICE still holding to towers expcept for the gate groups. Broadsword and inties rules one out. Second has a Harbie. And a Hoarder! It jumps. Warp in and follow. Already warping away. Narrow the direction. Taking too long. Got it. Warp. Pursuit filling local. Hoarder leaves. Hit gate, jump. Dammit! Hoarder already in warp again. Quicker than expected. Choose a gate and go. Wrong one. Grrrr. Pursuit hits local again. Screw it. Time to leave nullsec and learn how to use bombs. No need to be patient. All the chumps behind me, should be clean shot out. Chuckle as they flail behind. One jump to go. Hit P3 and... oh shiite. Dictor bubble. Vagas, inties, BC. All NC scuum. Spread out well too. Vaga 7km off. Crap crap crap. So close. Cross fingers. Align away, cloak. Vaga moving. Misses! But drones don't. Decloak. Shiite! Warp? Still bubbled! Oh god, not here, not here! So close. Align again. Locked. Oof! One-shotted. Warp pod? Warp pod? WARP! Bwahahahaha! I will survive biatchez! Bounce about and then out to empire. Quick check of lossmail. And a thug got on it. No damage inflicted but still technically there. Needs to be entered in ledger then. Tally it up. ICE outstanding taxes and fines now stand at 200,000,000 ISK... Right. Back. Where. We. Started.... Sigh. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Catrina Denaries Caldari	Posted - 2010.01.07 04:40:00 - [58] Originally by: Slash Overkill It's really not a very good read at all, it's full of Bs. I know you suggested no smacktalk and I am not giving it, I am replying to you. This griefer guy is full of **** and griefing hundreds of people while running scared himself. His stories are mostly lies and we ran into him at a gate tonight and he just ducked, ran and pulled the Big Logoffski. All you raving and waving save Vlad flags are just buying into a big illusion, try reading a real book if you crave fiction and let's move on from this crap.. Those of you hyperventilating right now, don't worry, the truth shall set you free someday. Crime does not pay and justice will get your silly ass as well in the end! ----- The yarr is strong with this one.
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.07 10:13:00 - [59] Audit Log 20100106.2256 - They are trying to blueball me. They don't engage. They stay docked. Don't think it's from a sense of fear. More likely a childish attempt to thumb their noses at us. So it's a waiting game. Fools! With our infinite patience, it's a game I am destined to win. Did have a few shots at them here and there though. Drake in Hakonen. Drug it 100km off gate, but couldn't withstand the damage. Disengage and back to hunting. A cloaky transport barely missed. A Blackbird on Ots gate. Seems too much like a trap. Try to get on the other side and but disappears to Hak. Annoying. And then we find it. In Vuorrassi. The motherload. Faction ships slaving away at a level 5. Probe. Bookmark. It's Domi time! Dock up. Tap a vein. Pop some Exile. Into the Domi and go. Jump back into Vuor, they're still there. Navy Apoc, Navy Scorp, Golem, Abbadon, and a wee little Moa. Biatchez are mine! Hit the accel gate and charge in with mods blinking... And there's another gate. Right. Trigger and go! Now you di-... Okaaayy. Another gate. And another. Bloody hell, how many gates are there? And these idiots are still there. Can't they see me coming? Don't they understand this is a Domi?! Finally reach them a bazillion gates later. All still there. Some Guristas pounding away. Take the closest thug. The Navy Apoc. It's Darkwanderer, convicted shoplifter and occasional handjobber for his NC overlords. Light him up. All five thugs locking back. Overheat guns, drop drones, kick on the reppers. This one is gonna get ugly. Damage pouring in. Overload lower rack. Chew away at Apoc. Slowly. Own tank is holding. And holding well. Moa going for the drones. You do that. Got plenty more. Tanks mods close to burnout. Click off. And then notice guns are toasted. Crap! And... we had EMP loaded? Wtf Vlad? Wtf? Whatever. Tank still holding. Still got drones. We're still in this. Keep chewing the Apoc down. 50% Armor. 40% armor. 35%. 30%. Last cap charge. Dammit! So close! So freaking close! If only the vigilantes had been around. Align and warp. Gotta love how mission runners never pack a point. Quick reload and repair. Round two! This time we'll go for a shield monkey. EMP and Ogres are always nice for that. Scan as we hop the gates. They're still there. Must be feeling suicidal. Trigger last gate. Land right in the middle of 'em. Golem is closest shield. And it's our old buddy Mr Ewok. Let rip with the ACs and drones. And making practically no dent? What the? Then again, he was the one tanking the Guristas before. And damage is stacking on us. Bad. Actually bouncing into hull. Not good. Probably the Apoc not having tracking issues anymore. Moa bailed earlier. Most likely gonna refit. This. Sucks. Haven't even had to reload cap charges, and already looking dicey. Grrrr. Screw it. Align, warp, watch BILLIONS disappear behind us. Shiite. ICE outstanding taxes and fines still stand at 200,000,000 ISK. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Xikorita Mob Thought Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.01.07 14:03:00 - [60] vlad is entertainment. KEEP IT UP mate.

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