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Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.01 10:34:00 - [1] The year is April 2009, the IRS launches the last of the agency's deep space probes. In a freak computer mishap, Helios 3 and its pilot Agent Vladimir Norkoff are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit 1000 times more vast returning Vlad Norkoff to EvE... over two-hundred days later! It's a new age of darkness... A time of even deeper crisis... And chaos and carnage still sweep across the four great Empires of EvE... In this new era of woe, few are willing to take a stand for justice. Few will fight to right the fiscal wrongs that afflict mankind. Few are willing to walk the thankless path of tax collection. We are those few. We are the IRS. These are our logs... And so begins the eighth installment of the critically acclaimed Taxman series. Other chapters being Taxman I: The Taxman Cometh, Taxman II: Amarr Safari, Taxman III: Attack of the Blob, Taxman IV: Rogue Agent, Taxman V: Back in Black, Taxman VI: Voided Ledger, and Taxman VII: Kingdom of Vlad. As always thanks to all of our readers for the comments and feedback we have received (big humbled thanks to Jorshan). For those who do not enjoy the audit logs, please go play in traffic (in-game). And in this one, I'll most likely die horribly. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Ekon Bor Amarr Van Diemen's Demise	Posted - 2010.01.01 10:41:00 - [2] Yay! More Taxman! Welcome back Vlad, the stories have been missed.
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.01 10:45:00 - [3] Audit Log - Prologue - It's gone. All of it. J162700 has fallen. No tower crooning for the Blood God. No field of corpse cans. No bubbles waiting to suck in the unwary. The Kingdom is no more. POS modules lost to a wandering Black Serpent Technologies chump in a Nighthawk. Tower lost to Sic Transit Gloria. Killed slowly. Over days. Bastards. But can't dwell on it. It's the past. Two hundred days ago. Ancient history. Relic of another age. Just like me. But now it's time to forge a new destiny. A new goal. A new path. And what better way than to go back to what we always do. Enforce the tax code. In Mito. Course that might be hard in the only ship we have left. The Helios. Whatever. Will burn that bridge when we get to it. First things first. Scan a wormhole and head home. Leaving a beacon alt behind of course. Won't dwell on J162700. But will never forget it. Or forgive. One day, we will return. Spend the next few days rebuilding the fleet. Killing Guristas with a single Hobgobbie. One Plunderer at a time working towards a Merlin. Then quickly get bored and just use the billions left over from the T3 BPCs. Honestly, working for ISK is simply too much effort. Besides, have to get back to taxing other peoples work. And there are plenty of unlicensed miners about. Toiling away with their lazors, filling cans for hours on end, only to have their illegal gains impounded. It's justice. And it feels good. Course some fight back. Most die. Find one group in particular. ICE. Somehow it stands for "On the Rocks"... Oh wait... How cute. Haven't seen an alliance name like that since BLOB. Christ. Start digging into their past. Run the books. And no surprise, they're shady. Denizens of the North. Freighter pilots. Unrepentant miners. And even associated with Black Serpent Technologies. Possibly even connected with the mysterious evil MasterMind of the North. Only downside is ICE already seems to be in a war. Call up these anti-ICE vigilantes. "Death's Right Hand". Nice name. Goes well with taxes. Leader is named "Death Tou". Sounds foreign. But decent enough chap. Figures they'll continue for only another week or so. Which is good. Eager to start and not terribly keen on sharing. Seems interested in us starting sooner though. Asks how much the Concord filth would charge us to start our audit now. Humor him. Click apply action to see how much it would cost. Oh... Seems to cost 100mil. Because that's how much we are now missing... And the audit starts tomorrow... Fecking Concord. 674 criminal thugs in 13 corporations. One tax agent and 7 of his Right Hand men. Hope there's enough thugs to go around. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Agnostos Theos Gallente Southern Cross Trilogy Flying Dangerous	Posted - 2010.01.01 11:11:00 - [4] Welcome back Vlad !
Eowen Darkstar	Posted - 2010.01.01 11:19:00 - [5] Ah, Mr Norkoff returns. Glad to have u back Vladimir, your audits have been missed...
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.01.01 11:19:00 - [6] The IEEE approves of this product or service. Welcome back Vlad. -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit General Panic.	Posted - 2010.01.01 12:55:00 - [7] Ah, that sweet smell. IT SMELLS LIKE JUSTICE. In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
Spectre Wraith Darwin Inc.	Posted - 2010.01.01 15:10:00 - [8] Welcome back Vlad, you were missed.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2010.01.01 16:14:00 - [9] <3
Lauren Sheaperd Minmatar Blood Money Inc. The Blood Money Cartel	Posted - 2010.01.01 16:52:00 - [10] <3. About time you got back.

Slash Overkill Red Slice Enterprise	Posted - 2010.01.02 09:49:00 - [11] Nothing sobers you up like cold hard poddage Was it as good for you as it was for us? 2010.01.02 07:35 Victim: Vladimir Norkoff Corp: Income Redistribution Service Alliance: None Faction: NONE Destroyed: Myrmidon System: Vuorrassi Security: 0.5 Damage Taken: 33782 Involved parties: Name: 4orce (laid the final blow) Security: 2.0 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Drake Weapon: Caldari Navy Terror Assault Missile Damage Done: 18192 Name: Tanchico Security: 1.4 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Rokh Weapon: Hammerhead II Damage Done: 5826 Name: Nokomi Security: 3.7 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Drake Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 4452 Name: Wong Chou Security: 2.7 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Capsule Weapon: Caldari Navy Mjolnir Torpedo Damage Done: 4018 Name: Diego Sarmoti Security: 0.2 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Drake Weapon: Caldari Navy Thunderbolt Heavy Missile Damage Done: 1294 Destroyed items: 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II EMP M, Qty: 420 X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I Medium Tapered Capacitor Infusion I Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Medium Armor Repairer II Medium Armor Repairer II Medium Standard Container (Cargo) Cap Booster 800, Qty: 12 (Cargo) EMP M, Qty: 631 (Cargo) Medium Nanobot Accelerator I Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I, Qty: 2 Hammerhead II, Qty: 7 (Drone Bay) Ogre II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Warrior II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay) Dropped items: 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II EMP M, Qty: 420 Cap Booster 800 Warp Disruptor II 10MN Afterburner II Medium Armor Repairer II Damage Control II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Warrior II (Drone Bay) Hobgoblin II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Chill brother! Have a drink. On the rocks.. Kill, kill. You will not kill!
Slash Overkill Red Slice Enterprise	Posted - 2010.01.02 10:07:00 - [12] Oh yeah and your rival says Hello: 2010.01.02 06:34 Victim: Death ToU Corp: Deaths Right Hand Alliance: None Faction: NONE Destroyed: Hurricane System: Jita Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 20152 Involved parties: Name: Infinint Security: 1.6 Corp: sankkasen mining conglomerate Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Hurricane Weapon: 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II Damage Done: 11883 Name: Tanchico (laid the final blow) Security: 1.4 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Rokh Weapon: Modal Mega Neutron Particle Accelerator I Damage Done: 4671 Name: DARKWANDERER Security: 5.0 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Zealot Weapon: Heavy Pulse Laser II Damage Done: 1947 Name: Daluien Security: 0.6 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Harbinger Weapon: Heavy Anode Pulse Particle Stream I Damage Done: 640 Name: Mr Ewog Security: 1.5 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Raven Weapon: Bane Torpedo Damage Done: 600 Name: Atimathus Stuhlinger Security: 1.8 Corp: sankkasen mining conglomerate Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Armageddon Weapon: Armageddon Damage Done: 411 Name: 4orce Security: 2.0 Corp: Shadow's of Ezra Alliance: On the Rocks Faction: NONE Ship: Scorpion Weapon: 'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I Damage Done: 0 Cheers! Kill, kill. You will not kill!
Jason Marusic Gallente Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.02 10:22:00 - [13] Being a fan of Vlad's stories, it's a shame that we're now the subject of them. Ah well, here's to a good bout of stealing cable and evading the taxes as long as possible!
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.02 10:54:00 - [14] Guys, please. This is one of the few respectable war targets we've had. Let the man do his logs. also, wish i had been there to pump you full of lasers, vlad!
RuleoftheBone Minmatar The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2010.01.02 11:42:00 - [15] Welcome back Vlad! CCP can just shut down the rest of c+p
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.02 12:04:00 - [16] Audit Log 20100101.0632 - A new year, a new audit. Seems crime never takes a holiday. Means we never get to either. Will have to make our own fireworks then. 200mil ISK of them. Start patrols in Mito with a Vexor. Usual suspects lurking about. Docked up in groups of two or three. Waiting til their numbers build up no doubt. Typical. Try the waiting game, but never really been much of one for camping. Boredom. Switch to the Arazu and wander south. Head towards their base in Sankk. Chat up with the vigilantes and bounce about searching for criminals. Barely miss a Navy Raven. Unfortunate. Cruise through Sobaseki when a call comes in. Vigilante engaging an ICE Myrm in Jita. Thug is some chump named Nike Airwalker. Always good to name yourself after your footwear. Jump in and head to the only station in system. Just in time to see the Myrm warp towards a gate. Good. Can't dock at gates. Follow and jump through after him. Light shoeboy up, hit him with rails, drones, and points. He burns back to gate, lols me in local, and jumps. Just as expected. There are two of us ace. Arazu on one side, vigilante Curse on the other. He's fecked. Tries to make a run from the Curse. Like that's gonna work. Let him fully commit to his lemming run and then jump through after. Oops, forgot drones. Whatever. Not like it matters. We kill him slowly, plinking away with rails and missiles until bored. Then sending in the Curse's drones. It ends quickly. So does the pod. ICE outstanding taxes and fines now stand at 110,000,000 ISK. Nice start to the audit. Let's see if we can make it continue. Criminals make themselves scarce down south. Head back up towards Oimmo and switch to a Myrm of my own. Poke about and find a festering pit of ICE s****in Vourassi. Finally locate their station hideout. Five of them. Decent enough odds I guess. Flush 'em out and undock into them. Scorp, Rohk, Raven, 3 drakes. This should be... interesting. Raven and two drakes warp, rohk vanishes. Lock the Scorp and Drake. Scorp jams and bails, only the Drake left. It's Mr Ewog. Amusingly, had actually considered making him my apprentice before. He's moving but not warping. Station is as close to a kick-out as Caldari get. 10km docking ring. This smells of something. But what the hell. It's a triple rep Myrm. Shouldn't be a problem. Point & web the still non-warping Drake. Overheat the ACs, launch the drones. Drake shields melting. One rep easily negating the missiles. Drake hits half shields and the Rohk undocks. Huge surprise. Pull drones and cancel mods. Kick on a second rep. Raven and Drakes show up. Joy. Burn back towards the station. Missiles and Torps start hitting. Ouch. Third repper on. Into hull. Overheat the rack. Armor bouncing back and forth. Alarms blaring. Cross fingers and keep counting. 28. 29. 30. Hit dock. Still aggro'ed. Crap. 25% hull. Try again. Phew. Skin of the teeth. Just like always. Repair, hop out, and they're gone. Hmmm. It's almost as if they know their trap failed and have abandoned the attempt. It's almost as if... they're competent. Very odd. Remainder of evening is uneventful. They try switching to a Rohk-Scorp-NeutDomi combo. Vigilantes only have a BC and Recon nearby for support. Even if I switched to our Domi it'd be too much. It's a stalemate. But there's always tomorrow. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Tre Circuit	Posted - 2010.01.02 17:49:00 - [17] Welcome back Vladimir, have missed reading new posts from you. Looking forward to seeing you in space.
Pistrik Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2010.01.02 18:51:00 - [18] The taxman returns! How your stories have been missed (C&P sucking per usual in the meantime). And I think I speak for others when I ask the morons who post KMs in a thread to stop trying to derail it and be quiet.
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2010.01.02 19:02:00 - [19] \o/ Vlad's back! time to re-read the old audits. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.03 08:21:00 - [20] Audit Log 20100102.1840 - Next day starts poorly. Complete boredom. Not a target to be seen from Oimmo to Jita. Criminals huddling in stations. Cowering. Informants claim ICE moving faction ships out of area. Odd. Run the pipe looking for targets. But their spies are efficient. Roaches disappear into the cracks whenever we arrive. Pathetic. Take a break. Return to find out the vigilante leader got popped in Jita. Can't think of a more embarrassing place to die. But at least he got to shoot something. Almost a bit jealous. Bounce back up to Vuorassi and see a Drake on gate. It's 4orce, one of their phonetically challenged elder pilots. No real combat record to speak of. Six other criminals in local. Doesn't feel right. Swap out to the Helios and launch probes. Other thugs slowly filtering out of system. Soon only the drake and one other scuumbag in system. Really doesn't feel right. Ackbar alarm going crazy. Meh. Feck it. Time to grab the Myrm. Jump back thru and the alphanumeric chump is still there. Hit the AB and target him up. No response. Odd. Hold off on the aggro for the moment. He asleep at the wheel? Nope. There he goes targeting back. It's on. Point, web, ACs, standard drone pack. Missiles hit. HAMs. Think we'll go straight to two reps. Manticore uncloaks. Not good. All three reps on. Torps hurt but managing. Plus bomber is painting and scramming. Wait.. wut? Scram? Point blank bomber is dead bomber. Swap to warriors and switch targets. More show up. Rohk and another 2 Drakes. Crap! Wasn't watching local. Bomber pops. Pull everything in, overheat the reppers and pray. Armor swinging back and forth. More and more hull dropping. Jump timer almost done. Spam. Spam. Flash and jump. In a pod? What the..? Pods can't jump after explosion. Fluid levels and all. Hell it's my favorite way to enforce justice. Weird. Must of been simultaneous. If only we'd been half a second quicker. Damn. But saves the indignity of having to warp away. And that's always nice. Quick swap to the Arazu and head back. Everything is gone. Thugs. Wrecks. Drones. Everything. Like it never even happened. Eerie. Like no criminal we've seen before... Then again, perhaps they are. Just simple generic thugs. Turns out they are inordinately proud of blobbing a Myrm. And yet, seem to have difficulty documenting their own losses. Typical. But that's why they are criminals. And that's why they end up getting audited. ICE outstanding taxes and fines now stand at 155,000,000 ISK. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century

Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.03 09:47:00 - [21] In regards to the killboard, its a widely reported Y2K-like bug. week one of 2010 started partway through week 53 of 2009, and the killboard freaked out. theres a fix, but it won't be applied until the maintenance crew returns from holiday. kills only show up because the homepage is set to show the most recent kills. if you click the Kills button, they magically disappear. everything is there, it's just not being displayed properly. anyway... good read so far.
Slash Overkill Red Slice Enterprise	Posted - 2010.01.03 11:54:00 - [22] Originally by: Grukar anyway... good read so far. It's really not a very good read at all, it's full of Bs. I know you suggested no smacktalk and I am not giving it, I am replying to you. This griefer guy is full of **** and griefing hundreds of people while running scared himself. His stories are mostly lies and we ran into him at a gate tonight and he just ducked, ran and pulled the Big Logoffski. All you raving and waving save Vlad flags are just buying into a big illusion, try reading a real book if you crave fiction and let's move on from this crap.. Those of you hyperventilating right now, don't worry, the truth shall set you free someday. Crime does not pay and justice will get your silly ass as well in the end! Kill, kill. You will not kill!
Kazang Wrecking Shots	Posted - 2010.01.03 12:37:00 - [23] Originally by: Slash Overkill Originally by: Grukar anyway... good read so far. It's really not a very good read at all, it's full of Bs. I know you suggested no smacktalk and I am not giving it, I am replying to you. This griefer guy is full of **** and griefing hundreds of people while running scared himself. His stories are mostly lies and we ran into him at a gate tonight and he just ducked, ran and pulled the Big Logoffski. All you raving and waving save Vlad flags are just buying into a big illusion, try reading a real book if you crave fiction and let's move on from this crap.. Those of you hyperventilating right now, don't worry, the truth shall set you free someday. Crime does not pay and justice will get your silly ass as well in the end! Typical response, anger only affirms your guilt. Tax evasion is a serious offence and you will pay for your crimes. Kazang
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.03 13:52:00 - [24] Edited by: Grukar on 03/01/2010 13:52:19 This is not a combat log, he's telling a story, and as the author he has the right to shade things as he sees them. Writing "engaged small ICE fleet and lost a myrm" makes for ****ty storytelling and a waste of everyone's time. also, that counts as smack. i probably shouldn't be posting either, for that matter.
Tellenta Gallente Invicta.	Posted - 2010.01.03 13:55:00 - [25] Edited by: Tellenta on 03/01/2010 14:03:59 Originally by: Slash Overkill Originally by: Grukar anyway... good read so far. It's really not a very good read at all, it's full of Bs. I know you suggested no smacktalk and I am not giving it, I am replying to you. This griefer guy is full of **** and griefing hundreds of people while running scared himself. His stories are mostly lies and we ran into him at a gate tonight and he just ducked, ran and pulled the Big Logoffski. All you raving and waving save Vlad flags are just buying into a big illusion, try reading a real book if you crave fiction and let's move on from this crap.. Those of you hyperventilating right now, don't worry, the truth shall set you free someday. Crime does not pay and justice will get your silly ass as well in the end! It's people like you that ensure the posting quality of forums is typically very low. His posts may be garnished to tell a story but it is a lot better that the "lulz look a kill mail!!!!11!!11 zomg I'm bad ass" posts that can be expected from your ilk. Let me guess you jumped 8 people on to his frigate and you are calling him a sissy because he ran off? Save yourself the effort and post less take a deep breath and try to be less angry. Edit: Holy crap just noticed you are not even involved in either kill you posted. Just wow, but some people have a lower standard of self entertainment I guess.
Licurgus Gallente Gallente Mining and Manufacturing Inc On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.03 14:57:00 - [26] Edited by: Licurgus on 03/01/2010 14:58:48 To be perfectly honest...I would perfer to see someone make something completely up than tell half or quarter truths. In this griefer's case he tells a story that is just that, 25-50% truth. The rest he paints to make himself look like hes some angel of justice. What he does I see as an interesting read...but to see him spout off lies/half-truths as fact is down right degrading. I personally wish I had been around for that Myrm kill. Not for the killmail, not for the feeling of seeing a griefer get what he deserves, only to know truth...he blew up and fell for a trap while feeling over confident. /me salute to a player that takes the game one step further. /me turns his back to a writer that cares nothing for those he harms or degrades with words. ----------------------------------------- Come back with your shield or on it.
Sainsbury Minmatar Native Freshfood	Posted - 2010.01.03 15:48:00 - [27] great thread, until it went off the rails claiming the 'year was april'. seeing as that's only the 4th word in the thread didn't last very long. ------- Quote: "Te audire non possum, musa sapientum fixa est in aura" - I can't hear you, i have a banana stuck in my ears.
w1ldt4ngent SWARTA	Posted - 2010.01.03 16:03:00 - [28] Edited by: w1ldt4ngent on 03/01/2010 16:03:49 Originally by: Licurgus Edited by: Licurgus on 03/01/2010 14:58:48 To be perfectly honest...I would perfer to see someone make something completely up than tell half or quarter truths. In this griefer's case he tells a story that is just that, 25-50% truth. The rest he paints to make himself look like hes some angel of justice. What he does I see as an interesting read...but to see him spout off lies/half-truths as fact is down right degrading. I personally wish I had been around for that Myrm kill. Not for the killmail, not for the feeling of seeing a griefer get what he deserves, only to know truth...he blew up and fell for a trap while feeling over confident. /me salute to a player that takes the game one step further. /me turns his back to a writer that cares nothing for those he harms or degrades with words. The tears are strong with this one... ___________________________ Swartans! Tonight we dine in Hek!
Licurgus Gallente Gallente Mining and Manufacturing Inc On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.03 17:05:00 - [29] w1ldt4ngent of SWARTA I don't know you and you don't know me. Let's leave it at that. /me walks away from this thread ----------------------------------------- Come back with your shield or on it.
SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit General Panic.	Posted - 2010.01.03 18:08:00 - [30] Originally by: Licurgus w1ldt4ngent of SWARTA I don't know you and you don't know me. Let's leave it at that. /me walks away from this thread Don't let your tears hit you on the way out. Oh wait... In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.

Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2010.01.03 20:19:00 - [31] These ICE guys sure are butthurt. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Yakov Draken Minmatar Tides Of War	Posted - 2010.01.03 20:51:00 - [32] Originally by: Licurgus Edited by: Licurgus on 03/01/2010 14:58:48 To be perfectly honest...I would perfer to see someone make something completely up than tell half or quarter truths. ...he blew up and fell for a trap while feeling over confident. Oddly enough that is the story he told - only when he told it it was exciting and funny while when you told it it wasn't worth reading. Licurgas you have sinned against C&P by being boring - may you pay for your sins a thousand times. Welcome back Vlad!
Tellenta Gallente Invicta.	Posted - 2010.01.03 23:02:00 - [33] Originally by: Awesome Possum These ICE guys sure are butthurt. It's probably because they are guilty of tax evasion and they know it.
Lord Zekk Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit General Panic.	Posted - 2010.01.04 00:47:00 - [34] This isn't a history lesson, we don't care about factual accuracy. Vlad's stuff is pure quality and probably the best stuff posted on c+p. Tax evaders behaving like tax evaders, however some seem to repent. Looking forward to more audit logs. Welcome back Vald ---------------------------------------- We are recruiting. Visit us at http://www.22ndbrdu.com
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.04 01:20:00 - [35] For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here!
Phoochka	Posted - 2010.01.04 02:01:00 - [36] Awesome stuff as usual Vlad, keep it up!
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.01.04 03:19:00 - [37] Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Slash Overkill Red Slice Enterprise	Posted - 2010.01.04 08:06:00 - [38] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. Yes I can't wait to hear the spin.. uhmm I mean the wonderful and exciting embellishment on tonight's tax audit. Common Vlad, we are all just melting with eagerness to read your next gem.. Kill, kill. You will not kill!
Ekon Bor Amarr Van Diemen's Demise	Posted - 2010.01.04 08:12:00 - [39] Originally by: Slash Overkill Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. Yes I can't wait to hear the spin.. uhmm I mean the wonderful and exciting embellishment on tonight's tax audit. Common Vlad, we are all just melting with eagerness to read your next gem.. Well, if his next gem is going to result in your next post, I for one could wait a little longer.... reading his stories remains more interesting than factual analysis of killmails, and since when did C&P become about accuracy? If you want accurate, unbiased data wander over to wherever it is the mining guys discuss what yields their rockchewers get or something...
Slash Overkill Red Slice Enterprise	Posted - 2010.01.04 08:51:00 - [40] Originally by: Ekon Bor Originally by: Slash Overkill Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Grukar For the record, I refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction over myself and the rest of ICE. The Taxman has no authority here! For the record, I am afraid that once an audit has begun, the taxman has all the authority granted to him by CONCORD. Similar to the powers vested in the IEEE during a CONCORD sanctioned investigation. The only way you may refuse to acknowledge the IRS's jurisdiction is to not be in its jurisdiction. Which means 'stay docked up'. Which you seem to not be doing. By your own actions you have placed yourself under the jurisdiction granted to the IRS by CONCORD. Yes I can't wait to hear the spin.. uhmm I mean the wonderful and exciting embellishment on tonight's tax audit. Common Vlad, we are all just melting with eagerness to read your next gem.. Well, if his next gem is going to result in your next post, I for one could wait a little longer.... reading his stories remains more interesting than factual analysis of killmails, and since when did C&P become about accuracy? If you want accurate, unbiased data wander over to wherever it is the mining guys discuss what yields their rockchewers get or something... Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. Kill, kill. You will not kill!

Lord Zekk Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit General Panic.	Posted - 2010.01.04 10:00:00 - [41] Originally by: Slash Overkill Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. We know what he is doing. We're not stupid. You need to realise that this is C&P! Griefers are welcomed and applauded here. You won't find any justice here and there are way too many fans of the IRS here. This is probably one of the most interesting spins on piracy so far. It's your 15$ so you can post what you like. If you want it to stop, you can always just pay your taxes. ---------------------------------------- We are recruiting. Visit us at http://www.22ndbrdu.com
Sean Avery Setenta Corp F A I L	Posted - 2010.01.04 10:25:00 - [42] Edited by: Sean Avery on 04/01/2010 10:28:12 Good god shut up you annoying douche canoe Sup Vlad? good to see you back Good luck to both sides minus the wiener kid screaming on his alt.
Alexei Chernobyl	Posted - 2010.01.04 10:41:00 - [43] I for one support Vlad's fine, legitimate business. Especially when such obvious tax-evading criminality is on the recieving end of justice. The fuss they're making just makes me wonder what else they're hiding. Maybe Mr. Cayne may decide to look further into it at some point. Although I'm no professional, it seems to me they definately are putting up a lot of verbal resistance to a routine investigation.
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.04 11:55:00 - [44] Audit Log 20100103.2102 - Annoyance. Much annoyance. Spent much of the day vexor-ing outside their Sankk HQ station. A bloody fecking vexor camping 4 people. Unbelievable. Could probably do it in a Bantam. Plus side is got to catch up on some entertainment and sports. So not all bad. Must simply wait them out. Impatience is the mindkiller. Course waiting only works when something eventually happens. And it's painfully obvious that ICE crimebosses have instructed their thugs not to undock when I'm active. Their usual haunts are empty. They will not fight... Unless of course they have 5-1 odds or better. And larger ship classes. And their best pilots. Lovely. They intend to bore me to death. To blob me to death. And they think to bleed me financially. But we have deep pockets. We will be patient. And we will enforce justice. Wander up and down the pipe. Check the side alleys. Off the beaten path systems. Nothing. Either docked or empty. Feh. Head home to call it a night. Hit Hag gate and run into a solid wall of red. Four BSs, some BCs, couple frigs. Second time that's happened today. Good thing I'm in the Arazu. Sure, some might engage those odds. But think we'll refrain for the moment. Instead just hop past and continue on our way. ICE thugs continue on their way as well. Straight to Mara where they get their asses handed to them. Sigh. Apparently I should of followed them. Instead I head to some locator agents. If the systems are empty, then the criminals must be hiding someplace else. And looks like that place is nullsec. A8A-JN. The center of the ICE empire. All two systems of it. Renters. How cute. Well now we know where they are. Screw this patience crap! It's time to take the fight to these biatches! And I got just the tool for the job. ICE outstanding taxes and fines still stand at 155,000,000 ISK. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Lars Foolsbane Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2010.01.04 12:52:00 - [45] Originally by: Slash Overkill Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. Confirming that Vlad is indeed a superhero that griefs capsuleers, hundreds at a time, and distorts facts. ...Wait? What is this "facts" you speak of and how does it affect our glorious C&P?
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.04 12:55:00 - [46] Edited by: Grukar on 04/01/2010 12:55:15 Looking forward to the next log. Was fun today.
L Kahn Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2010.01.04 16:01:00 - [47] "One Man Griefing Hundreds" Welcome back Vlad. Oh yea are pirates tax evaders? come by sometime id love to fight you even if i lose horribly...(which i would)
Tellenta Gallente Invicta.	Posted - 2010.01.04 16:39:00 - [48] Originally by: Slash Overkill Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here. Sorry but I am not under the spell you all seem to be under, his sheit writing does not impress me and this seems to be a public forum so I am just putting in my piece of the fiction just like he is.. thanks for reading anyhow.. Griefing? Do you have any clue what griefing is really like? I bet not, it is rather time consuming and very specific. He is simply playing the game as he likes, a random spurt of activity wardeccing one corp or another under the auspice of a Tax evasion investigation. After a while he stops playing (or stops posting) for several months then comes back again. While I'm sure you believe your writing to be of the upmost pinnacle of enlightenment however it reads like an emo tween crying because his parents want you to mow the lawn explaining your grief about the unfairness of it all to our own deaf ears. However I wish you well on your quest of trolling this thread, as a topic is always more entertaining when it involves the weeping of the sad and dejected.
Fat Uncle	Posted - 2010.01.04 17:52:00 - [49] There are always some whiny profiteers who like to take shelter under the umbrella of Concord, but then balk at paying their share to fund that very Concord. Luckily the IRS is there to hit them with the Hammer (or Drone or Railgun) of Justice.
QuelAlt	Posted - 2010.01.04 18:43:00 - [50] Yessss <3 Vlad.

Agile Nakajima Minmatar Lollipops for Rancors	Posted - 2010.01.04 23:26:00 - [51] Outnumbered hundreds to one, yet never daunted. Sustained only by his dedication to the cause of tax enforcement. He is the taxman. He is our hero.
Gawain Hawk	Posted - 2010.01.04 23:35:00 - [52] The Taxman is back and the year is starting well! Should he ever decide to audit me I would regard it as an honour rather than a griefing. To those whining that the fiction is too fictional... This is all about entertainment - join in and have some fun. Whining in the forums will just attract attention from others after the Taxman is gone, a low profile and a decent sense of humour are a much better idea.
Drellia	Posted - 2010.01.05 00:37:00 - [53] With two wars going on Vlad posting again is the Icing on the cake of my new year. Keep these entirely accurate logs coming.
low26 Caldari Politically Incorrect	Posted - 2010.01.05 03:13:00 - [54] All must pay taxes, it is inevitable. All enemies of the taxman will pay sooner or later. Keep up the good work Vlad C&P was lacking without your audit logs!
Jason Marusic Gallente Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.05 04:28:00 - [55] Bloody shame that I haven't been around to play! Sounds like a lot of fun to be had. Hopefully it lasts long enough so I can get in on it. =/ (Exams are stupid like that.)
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.06 01:02:00 - [56] Audit Log 20100104.1941 - The Nemesis. The Stealth Bomber. Had always considered them to be flying coffins. But in this new age they have so many advantages. Cov Ops cloak. Torps. Bombs. Covert Cynos. Well sure, we can't use bombs or cynos, or fit any semblance of a tank, but positive it will work well. After all, it's got torps and a cloak. True, we've never actually flown a bomber, but how hard could it be? It's just like a frig. Frigs. The ships I've lost the most of... Bah! Stay positive. It'll work out fine. It's only nullsec. Never really liked nullsec much though. Not because it's difficult or deadly. Because it reminds me of what we used to be. Back in the Rabbit days. Gatecamping blobs chestbeating over blasting noobships with 5 battleships. Pathetic. Utterly talentless nubbin fighting. Even worse in nullsec. Too many NAPs make for desperate lazy pilots, hungry for killmails to validate themselves. Too much like we used to be. Feh. Finish fitting in Hag and head out. Get a call enroute. Vigilantes say ICE hauler making a run northwards. Bounce around trying to hedge it in. ICE runs out some decoys. Keep focused on target, but hauler goes to dock. Next time then. Head up to Obe. Criminal in local. In a personally named hauler? Quick scanner narrow. At gate. Warp in and there it is. Not moving. Odd. Asleep? A trap? Only one way too find out. Uncloak, instalock (nice change from the Arazu), paint, torps away. Deep into armor with first volley. Second ends it. Lock pod. Burn it to ash with Navy Infernos. Oh yay. Epic victory. Popping a sleeping unfitted hauler. Not even worth scooping the corpse. Still, it's a 5mil credit, so take what we can get. But enough of this, time to take the fight to their doorstep. Warp to P3 gate and jump. Bunch of NC types in local. One thug. Sling bubble at gate. No ships. None visible that is. Warp to planet, scan outbound gate. Clear. Warp to range, start moving away for bookmark. Will need these in the future. Repeat every jump to the criminals nest. Next system clear. Start bookmarking. Thug enters. Next system. Two thugs waiting. Have a feeling this is going to be like some videogame. More and better thugs the closer we get to the "boss level". Joy. Move from BCs and recons, to 6 in ceptors and dictors as we approach A8A. They are all equally incompetent. Patience is the key. Slow and steady wins the race. Constant socket discos keep things interesting. Finally get gate bookmarks at both entrances to the nest. Gonna be hellish. They know we're coming. They're definitely prepared. 3 crows and a flycatcher on gate. Warp in and jump. A8A is a solid mass of red. At least ten on gate. Broadsword with a bubble up. Patience. Relax. Swallow. And go! Align, cloak, pray. Crow comes screaming out. 5km miss. christ. If he had drones assigned we'd be toast. Clear and warp. We're in! Let the carnage commence. Turns out to be a pretty crappy system. Far worse than expected. Mere handful of belts. Poor layout. Can see why it's being rented out. An NC ghetto. Exactly where you'd expect criminals to lurk. Looks like ICE is trying to eke out a living mining low-level moon-goo and running plexes. Would almost feel sorry for them if they weren't so unapologetic about their crimes. 23 thugs in system, but few targets available. Most hiding at the flag tower. It's an all new high for us. One bomber camping in 2 carriers and assorted battleships. Unbelievable. Patience is the key here. Wait. Lurk. Instill fear. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.06 01:08:00 - [57] Edited by: Vladimir Norkoff on 06/01/2010 01:09:28 Audit Log 20100104.1941 - Cont - Bounce about running scans. Find a Drake and Celestis alone outside a tower. Start moving into position. Tower has a disruptor. Unpleasant. Means no kills, just inflict damage and vanish. Drake warps off. Good. Celestis then. Line up. Hot mods. Uncloak and torps away. Keep an eye on the tower. Wait, wait. Screw this. Warp and cloak. Gah! No damage. Warped too soon. Oh well. Keep lurking. ICE still holding to towers expcept for the gate groups. Broadsword and inties rules one out. Second has a Harbie. And a Hoarder! It jumps. Warp in and follow. Already warping away. Narrow the direction. Taking too long. Got it. Warp. Pursuit filling local. Hoarder leaves. Hit gate, jump. Dammit! Hoarder already in warp again. Quicker than expected. Choose a gate and go. Wrong one. Grrrr. Pursuit hits local again. Screw it. Time to leave nullsec and learn how to use bombs. No need to be patient. All the chumps behind me, should be clean shot out. Chuckle as they flail behind. One jump to go. Hit P3 and... oh shiite. Dictor bubble. Vagas, inties, BC. All NC scuum. Spread out well too. Vaga 7km off. Crap crap crap. So close. Cross fingers. Align away, cloak. Vaga moving. Misses! But drones don't. Decloak. Shiite! Warp? Still bubbled! Oh god, not here, not here! So close. Align again. Locked. Oof! One-shotted. Warp pod? Warp pod? WARP! Bwahahahaha! I will survive biatchez! Bounce about and then out to empire. Quick check of lossmail. And a thug got on it. No damage inflicted but still technically there. Needs to be entered in ledger then. Tally it up. ICE outstanding taxes and fines now stand at 200,000,000 ISK... Right. Back. Where. We. Started.... Sigh. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Catrina Denaries Caldari	Posted - 2010.01.07 04:40:00 - [58] Originally by: Slash Overkill It's really not a very good read at all, it's full of Bs. I know you suggested no smacktalk and I am not giving it, I am replying to you. This griefer guy is full of **** and griefing hundreds of people while running scared himself. His stories are mostly lies and we ran into him at a gate tonight and he just ducked, ran and pulled the Big Logoffski. All you raving and waving save Vlad flags are just buying into a big illusion, try reading a real book if you crave fiction and let's move on from this crap.. Those of you hyperventilating right now, don't worry, the truth shall set you free someday. Crime does not pay and justice will get your silly ass as well in the end! ----- The yarr is strong with this one.
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.07 10:13:00 - [59] Audit Log 20100106.2256 - They are trying to blueball me. They don't engage. They stay docked. Don't think it's from a sense of fear. More likely a childish attempt to thumb their noses at us. So it's a waiting game. Fools! With our infinite patience, it's a game I am destined to win. Did have a few shots at them here and there though. Drake in Hakonen. Drug it 100km off gate, but couldn't withstand the damage. Disengage and back to hunting. A cloaky transport barely missed. A Blackbird on Ots gate. Seems too much like a trap. Try to get on the other side and but disappears to Hak. Annoying. And then we find it. In Vuorrassi. The motherload. Faction ships slaving away at a level 5. Probe. Bookmark. It's Domi time! Dock up. Tap a vein. Pop some Exile. Into the Domi and go. Jump back into Vuor, they're still there. Navy Apoc, Navy Scorp, Golem, Abbadon, and a wee little Moa. Biatchez are mine! Hit the accel gate and charge in with mods blinking... And there's another gate. Right. Trigger and go! Now you di-... Okaaayy. Another gate. And another. Bloody hell, how many gates are there? And these idiots are still there. Can't they see me coming? Don't they understand this is a Domi?! Finally reach them a bazillion gates later. All still there. Some Guristas pounding away. Take the closest thug. The Navy Apoc. It's Darkwanderer, convicted shoplifter and occasional handjobber for his NC overlords. Light him up. All five thugs locking back. Overheat guns, drop drones, kick on the reppers. This one is gonna get ugly. Damage pouring in. Overload lower rack. Chew away at Apoc. Slowly. Own tank is holding. And holding well. Moa going for the drones. You do that. Got plenty more. Tanks mods close to burnout. Click off. And then notice guns are toasted. Crap! And... we had EMP loaded? Wtf Vlad? Wtf? Whatever. Tank still holding. Still got drones. We're still in this. Keep chewing the Apoc down. 50% Armor. 40% armor. 35%. 30%. Last cap charge. Dammit! So close! So freaking close! If only the vigilantes had been around. Align and warp. Gotta love how mission runners never pack a point. Quick reload and repair. Round two! This time we'll go for a shield monkey. EMP and Ogres are always nice for that. Scan as we hop the gates. They're still there. Must be feeling suicidal. Trigger last gate. Land right in the middle of 'em. Golem is closest shield. And it's our old buddy Mr Ewok. Let rip with the ACs and drones. And making practically no dent? What the? Then again, he was the one tanking the Guristas before. And damage is stacking on us. Bad. Actually bouncing into hull. Not good. Probably the Apoc not having tracking issues anymore. Moa bailed earlier. Most likely gonna refit. This. Sucks. Haven't even had to reload cap charges, and already looking dicey. Grrrr. Screw it. Align, warp, watch BILLIONS disappear behind us. Shiite. ICE outstanding taxes and fines still stand at 200,000,000 ISK. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Xikorita Mob Thought Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.01.07 14:03:00 - [60] vlad is entertainment. KEEP IT UP mate.

Jodi Goulsti The Lollypop Factory	Posted - 2010.01.07 23:44:00 - [61] Originally by: Slash Overkill Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here... Hint: Just because you are grieving does not mean you are being griefed.
Fernous Gallente Section Eight LLC	Posted - 2010.01.08 15:53:00 - [62] Damm, Hulkageddon is pushing this epic tale off the first page Bump for Great Justice!
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2010.01.08 16:10:00 - [63] Anxiously awaiting next audit log. Pwn them into a lower tax bracket
4orce	Posted - 2010.01.08 19:18:00 - [64] Eb luferac ot hctaw rof spartà Semitemos eht tsom tneconni snoitautis yam dael ot ruoy esimed. -Eht yllacitenohp degnellahc eno
Joanne Black Gallente Pods of Destiny	Posted - 2010.01.08 19:42:00 - [65] THIS ...... THIS...... gerrr damn those tax dodgers !!!!! you sir have my upmost respect,if you need things moving or some free ammo(Tax deductable) call my name 3 times in a mirror and it shall be done respectfully and willing to help Love J.B
Tornado Bait Minmatar Hellhounds. HellFleet	Posted - 2010.01.08 21:39:00 - [66] There are no mirrors in eve, they went the same way as windows.
crastar	Posted - 2010.01.09 06:45:00 - [67] bump
TgrFox5	Posted - 2010.01.10 05:35:00 - [68] Bump for best blog
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.10 10:06:00 - [69] Audit Log 20100108.1704 - First week of the audit has ended. Have accomplished little so far. Some early successes, some setbacks. No net change to the criminals ledger. Thugs still stay docked or cowering behind the skirts of their nullsec masters. Making it difficult to collect. Plus, bastards at CONCORD have charged us another extortionate fee of 100mil for the next week. Guess it pays to wrap these things up quickly. But hasn't been all bad. Have already had two corporations surrender and leave the ICE syndicate. Number of other individual thugs as well. Rats fleeing a sinking ship. About an 8% drop in membership for the week. Decent start. Looks like I've mostly driven them out of empire space as well. Amazing that one tax agent can so drastically affect the operations of a 650-man alliance. Well not really. Crime always fears justice. Still, surprised that they don't "bring it" anymore. Gotta wonder how their wageslaves feel about the situation. Who knows really? Difficult to fathom the criminal mind. Usually best to just kill them instead. ICE outstanding taxes and fines increased to 300,000,000 ISK. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
lostindarknessbutfoundth	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:32:00 - [70] Edited by: lostindarknessbutfoundth on 11/01/2010 19:33:00 Great read Vlad. I must say thogh it seems as if you are loseing more then you are trying to collect. You have yet seemed to be able to get any real kills from your posts. You just seem to do a little greifing, station games and a whole lot of running once you realize you can't take evn one ship down. The one about warping in on a lvl 5 mission and you still couldn't hurt them made me laugh. If they didn't have a point on their ships even when you decided to come back in after having to go repair you ship tells me they dont seem to be to worried about you. By the way why don't I see that on your aduit. That repair should have to cost something. However you do have some serious writnig skills

Bunzan Cardinal CASCADE OF SPECTRES Emergence.	Posted - 2010.01.13 02:57:00 - [71] keep up the good work vlad, bump to the top.
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.14 07:44:00 - [72] Crime pays.
Grukar Amarr Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.16 00:02:00 - [73] The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways? Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad.
Zerrazick Caldari The Maverick Navy	Posted - 2010.01.16 00:33:00 - [74] Cool stories Vlad. Very nice change from normal "i pewed and won/lost' stuff. Keep it up.
L Kahn Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2010.01.16 01:03:00 - [75] Edited by: L Kahn on 16/01/2010 01:03:38 Originally by: Grukar The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways? Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad. if you guys had ever really heard of him or read some of his stories,i dunno if it actually says, he has a tendency to actually have a life now and then, i guess unlike you. Kahn, because spelling is lame. iam nameless > with friends like you who needs enemies :D
tank335 Gallente HardRock Mining Corp On the Rocks	Posted - 2010.01.16 04:30:00 - [76] Originally by: Grukar The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways? Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad. He probably figured why pay 100 million to just sit cloaked watching us all the time
Tatiana Taraksos The Aduro Protocol	Posted - 2010.01.16 11:04:00 - [77] Maybe he'll suddenly return, after another 200 days! This is POAST!
Brianna's Alt	Posted - 2010.01.16 15:34:00 - [78] Edited by: Brianna''s Alt on 16/01/2010 15:34:37 Originally by: L Kahn Edited by: L Kahn on 16/01/2010 01:03:38 Originally by: Grukar The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways? Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad. if you guys had ever really heard of him or read some of his stories,i dunno if it actually says, he has a tendency to actually have a life now and then, i guess unlike you. lol no need for hostility
Dai Connie	Posted - 2010.01.17 08:12:00 - [79] Audit Log 20100117.1704 Sitting in my ship, i see a old nuisance. Vladimir Norkoff, the legendary can flipper. Tax collection? More like bandits, stealing from hard working miners under the disguise that he "tax collecting." I remember the first time i engaged him, he came out stealing from my storage of minerals. Came back in my battlecruiser, locked and blew up his badger. Came back in a venxor and after a good fight the "taxman" ran away like a girl. I thought to myself, is this the great Vladimir Norkoff? Nothing more than a thief. A man that calls himself brave but hides cloaked in his stealth bomber knowing that if he strikes he will be shot down. Of course, knowing how he spent 200 million isk on a war dec against us, I pity the poor man. The "taxman" must be doing a poor job tax collecting if he cant pay concord for his war. Oh well, I knew that Vladimir didnt have the balls to come after us. So i sat in my ship and twiddled my thumbs.
Lord Zekk Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit General Panic.	Posted - 2010.01.17 11:05:00 - [80] Originally by: Dai Connie Audit Log 20100117.1704 Sitting in my ship, i see a old nuisance. Vladimir Norkoff, the legendary can flipper. Tax collection? More like bandits, stealing from hard working miners under the disguise that he "tax collecting." I remember the first time i engaged him, he came out stealing from my storage of minerals. Came back in my battlecruiser, locked and blew up his badger. Came back in a venxor and after a good fight the "taxman" ran away like a girl. I thought to myself, is this the great Vladimir Norkoff? Nothing more than a thief. A man that calls himself brave but hides cloaked in his stealth bomber knowing that if he strikes he will be shot down. Of course, knowing how he spent 200 million isk on a war dec against us, I pity the poor man. The "taxman" must be doing a poor job tax collecting if he cant pay concord for his war. Oh well, I knew that Vladimir didnt have the balls to come after us. So i sat in my ship and twiddled my thumbs. Impersonating an IRS officer, Slander and the posting of an unauthorized Audit Log. Offences punishable by podding. ---------------------------------------- We are recruiting. Visit us at http://www.22ndbrdu.com

Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.17 23:37:00 - [81] Audit Log 20100115.1201 - They think it ends. Fools. It never ends. Not until we collect every penny owed. Every red bloody cent. Time has no meaning for an audit. Will pursue them forever if need be. The wheels of bureaucracy may turn slowly at times. But they always, and inevitably, grind down all who stand in their way. Still... another week gone by with little to show for it. Started off with the usual roaming. Got the usual results. ICE criminals docked and clone jumping away. Utter lack of aggression and pride. Typical. Breaking point was finding a small cluster in Tintoh. Run some probes. More thugs start pouring in. Mostly BSs. Then their attempt at bait and trap. Rohk 150km insta off station. Riiight. Because Blaster Rohks are good bait with their huge buffer tanks and 1000dps damage. Especially with the confirmed additional Hype, Navy Raven, and other BSs they docked up in. Freaking ridiculous. Time to change tactics. We'll take a giant dump in their backyard and see how they like it. Another Stealth Coffin. Lurk and wait. Login to ship at random times. Bounce about. Try to catch the unwary. Had a close shot on a pair of Hulks, but ended up out of range. Pity. Results so far are less than stellar. While our mere presence restricts their operations and income, it doesn't show collectable results. 25 thugs in system and they cower behind shields for hours on end. And seems they are warping out of belts and sites before we can even finish logging into my ship. Yeah. Gotta love the Concord Carebear Protectorate (CCP) and the fabulous non-consensual buddy list they provide. Only upside is that we don't need to pay Concord to enforce justice out here. And that's always nice. In retrospect, need to make some alterations to the plan. Manticore probably not the best choice against habitual Gurista ratters. Adjust the fit a little as well. Different ammo types. Slight change in tactics. A new week, a new plan. Wonder how they'll feel about hotdrops. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.17 23:57:00 - [82] Originally by: Dai Connie Stuff Errr... Actually you came back in an AF and popped the Badger. When I came back in a Vexor it was you who (wisely) left and allowed me to keep all the ore. Our two encounters with you in a Myrm and me in a Vexor both ended with you deep in hull. First time, with you warping off the Oimmo gate in Vuorrassi when I let you slip out of scram range. Second time, with me having to warp out in Oimmo when the Hulk added it's drones as well. Just so you remember. Certainly don't mind chest-beating and smack. I encourage it in fact. But at least base it on fact. Lies just make you look small. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Varlen Korva	Posted - 2010.01.18 03:59:00 - [83] Very, very good read Vlad. I am...most impressed with your professional drive. I am even more entertained now that it's quite apparent that some people apparently have no appreciation for your specific brand of theatrics.
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.01.19 03:17:00 - [84] Audit Log 20100118.1959 - Contrary to the criminal delusion, crime never pays. Never. They always end up losing in the end. Simply the karmic nature of the universe. Past week has seen an increase in ICE membership. Up 17% since last report. Apparently have done some recruiting. Addition of two new criminal groups, more thugs flocking to the established corporate gangs. Some might consider it a negative indicator for the audit. We call it an opportunity. For in the heart of every criminal there is a singular and important element. Something we can exploit. Something that gives us an inside agent. A new ally, and a new bomber. Back with the Nemesis. Not really a bomber though. Replaced launcher with something more fun. More effective. Get some locations from our new friend. And wait. Patience. It's always the key. And then the time comes. Should be a good target. Login, cloak, scan the approach from emergency warp. 3 Hulks... and a Tengu. Oh. Crap. This might be a little too good. Hopefully will take one down before we pop. Hot mods. Warp-in is perfect. Gotta give our insider that. Hulks already moving. Swallow. And go! Uncloak. Target a Hulk. Another hulk warps. Point. Missiles away. Check the Tengu. It... warps? Bwahahahaha! Holy shiite, what a freakin wussy! They KNOW I'm only in a bomber. Alliance enforced cowardice simply ingrains more cowardice. I so dearly love the criminal mindset. We can do this! First volley knocks shields to half. Overheat. Hasn't targeted back. Second, third, fourth volleys. It's into hull. Third Hulk still hasn't left. Light it up too. Hulk down. Start on the second. Point, paint, missiles. Heart pounding. 13 thugs in local. Where's the response? How long I got? Can't possibly get this good. Volley one. Two. Go torps go! Three. Four. Dead. Cloak! Drift. Pulse still hammering. Gotta relax. Let the adrenaline flow out. Focus. Check killmails for Gistiis. No luck. But about 20mil in loot. Can't carry it though. Pity. Uncloak, pop the wrecks. Give them nothing, take from them everything. Wait and watch the cans. Fail Anathema with no cov ops warps in. Looks around. Leaves. Keep lurking. Want the rigged hauler. Nothing. Feh. Pop the cans and go. Tally the ledger. 458 million. Cleared the ledger and then some in just two minutes of carnage. In a dilemma though. Audit length normally determined by Concord timing. Doesn't apply out here though. Mmmmm. One week then. Midnight Saturday or until ICE submits their abject surrender. Longer it goes, more they will lose. It is inevitable. It is destiny. We always collect. We always succeed. For I am an Angel of Great Justice. ICE account now shows a credit of -158,000,000 ISK to be held in escrow against further transgressions of the tax code. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
Darek Castigatus Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel	Posted - 2010.01.19 19:26:00 - [85] nice work Vlad :). Just goes to show patience and persistance will pay off in the long run.
NAVl	Posted - 2010.01.25 04:13:00 - [86] Well? We're waiting.
Jintoashumo Gallente Nox Noctis Industrius Freedom of Elbas	Posted - 2010.01.26 04:57:00 - [87] "We always succeed. For I am an Angel of Great Justice." Great stuff!! It's good to know there is still righteous indignation at the wayword actions of our lesser brothers =p
Ancy Denaries The Confederate Navy	Posted - 2010.02.06 13:24:00 - [88] Moarplzz? Or in more intelligent vocabulary: This is some really entertaining stuff to read. Keep it up, Vlad! ---- The Demigodess with a Conscience - An EVE IC Blog Originally by: CCP Dropbear rofl edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
8uggsy	Posted - 2010.02.07 19:39:00 - [89] Bah, 10X .. I'm reading this for the last mounths, keep them coming, ih I had a alt I could joined it for the audit company :))) Verry entertaining
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.02.08 01:01:00 - [90] Oh yeah. Kinda forgot to wrap this up. Umm... Long and short of it is I spent another 2 days lounging around with a Bomber in their home system. Finally got a warp-in on a Drake, but was accidentally decloaked and didn't even notice. Instead of opening up on me, he ran away. Realized at that point they were pussies of the highest magnitude and just left. Back to empire to abuse Lonetrek. Overall was the most depressing audit I've ever had. Was expecting to get completely owned. Hell, I was hoping to. Instead I got a pack of tower-hugging alt-smacky douches. Words escape me. I cannot truly express my disgust for the On the Rocks alliance. Normally I have a certain amount of respect for my opponents. Not in this case. As for the future, not sure. Might go back to hunting w-space. Might go after another alliance. Might actually start recruiting. Not sure. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century

Ekon Bor Amarr Van Diemen's Demise	Posted - 2010.02.08 01:10:00 - [91] Damn. Was looking forward to reading further righting of fiscal wrongs.
Jhoria Englside	Posted - 2010.02.08 03:06:00 - [92] We decided to take a stab at On The Rocks pretty much at random. I had read the report, but didnt remember the alliance name. I just noticed they were pretty numerous and a friend said they had alot of faction ships. Our own little war ends in 24 hours, but as you can see we did okay Totally not an alt of Jesslyn's, who might or might not be able to post for 'personal attacks' when calling someone dumb.
Bane Loppknow Pel Industries	Posted - 2010.02.08 03:21:00 - [93] God only knows wtf Syiler was doing. He lost 10 ishtars in three days, at which point you obviously recruited him.
Ridley Tree Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2010.02.08 09:20:00 - [94] Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff As for the future, not sure. Might go back to hunting w-space. Might go after another alliance. Might actually start recruiting. Not sure. Do it. You know you want to. _______ Pirating 101: A Basic Course
Jack Gates Gallente GoonWaffe SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO	Posted - 2010.02.08 11:35:00 - [95] Originally by: Licurgus Edited by: Licurgus on 03/01/2010 14:58:48 To be perfectly honest...I would perfer to see someone make something completely up than tell half or quarter truths. In this griefer's case he tells a story that is just that, 25-50% truth. The rest he paints to make himself look like hes some angel of justice. What he does I see as an interesting read...but to see him spout off lies/half-truths as fact is down right degrading. I personally wish I had been around for that Myrm kill. Not for the killmail, not for the feeling of seeing a griefer get what he deserves, only to know truth...he blew up and fell for a trap while feeling over confident. /me salute to a player that takes the game one step further. /me turns his back to a writer that cares nothing for those he harms or degrades with words. You're pretty amazingly stupid if you think this is meant to be an honest account at all, you monolithic **ing baby. Regardless, it's a *ing video game*. Vlad is one of the very few good things in c&p.
Jhoria Englside	Posted - 2010.02.08 16:27:00 - [96] Originally by: Bane Loppknow God only knows wtf Syiler was doing. He lost 10 ishtars in three days, at which point you obviously recruited him. it seemed like a good idea at the time Totally not an alt of Jesslyn's, who might or might not be able to post for 'personal attacks' when calling someone dumb.
Ancy Denaries The Confederate Navy	Posted - 2010.02.10 07:26:00 - [97] Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff As for the future, not sure. Might go back to hunting w-space. Might go after another alliance. Might actually start recruiting. Not sure. Much recommended. ---- The Demigodess with a Conscience - An EVE IC Blog Originally by: CCP Dropbear rofl edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
Marlona Sky D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2010.02.10 10:36:00 - [98] Always a good read.
Vorn The Hull Miners Union Gentlemen's Club	Posted - 2010.02.11 06:34:00 - [99] Always a wonderful read Vlad! Nice job Purge the Heretic
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2010.02.11 22:40:00 - [100] Edited by: Vladimir Norkoff on 11/02/2010 22:41:00 Originally by: Ridley Tree Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff As for the future, not sure. Might go back to hunting w-space. Might go after another alliance. Might actually start recruiting. Not sure. Do it. You know you want to. I hate being wrong. But I hate you being right even more... Yeah, I do want to. And have. The IRS is open to applicants. Give it a bump from time to time. Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century

Eowen Darkstar	Posted - 2010.02.12 22:46:00 - [101] over 11k reads... Time for a bump so that the reqruitment goes as planned
Jkrog The Initiative.	Posted - 2010.03.03 00:31:00 - [102] Bump
Bane Loppknow Pel Industries	Posted - 2010.03.03 06:17:00 - [103] why bump an outdated taxman? hes already moved on to the next one...
Jorshan Caldari MicroCon Enterprises	Posted - 2010.04.01 14:47:00 - [104] I've added this to the collection in PDF format for those that enjoy reading them offline. http://www.thinkdreams.com/eve/2009/09/25/the-taxman-chronicles/


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