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Jodi Goulsti
The Lollypop Factory
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Posted - 2010.01.07 23:44:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Slash Overkill
Look what does it take for you to get that this guy is not just writing fiction but is griefing many of my friends by the hundreds and then distorting the facts to gain some kind of loyal audience here...
Hint: Just because you are grieving does not mean you are being griefed.
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Fernous
Gallente
Section Eight LLC
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Posted - 2010.01.08 15:53:00 -
[62]
Damm, Hulkageddon is pushing this epic tale off the first page 
Bump for Great Justice!
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JordanParey
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.01.08 16:10:00 -
[63]
Anxiously awaiting next audit log. Pwn them into a lower tax bracket 
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4orce
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:18:00 -
[64]
Eb luferac ot hctaw rof spartą Semitemos eht tsom tneconni snoitautis yam dael ot ruoy esimed.
-Eht yllacitenohp degnellahc eno
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Joanne Black
Gallente
Pods of Destiny
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:42:00 -
[65]
THIS ...... THIS......
gerrr damn those tax dodgers !!!!! you sir have my upmost respect,if you need things moving or some free ammo(Tax deductable) call my name 3 times in a mirror and it shall be done
respectfully and willing to help
Love
J.B
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Tornado Bait
Minmatar
Hellhounds.
HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.01.08 21:39:00 -
[66]
There are no mirrors in eve, they went the same way as windows.
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crastar
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Posted - 2010.01.09 06:45:00 -
[67]
bump
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TgrFox5
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Posted - 2010.01.10 05:35:00 -
[68]
Bump for best blog
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2010.01.10 10:06:00 -
[69]
Audit Log 20100108.1704 - First week of the audit has ended. Have accomplished little so far. Some early successes, some setbacks. No net change to the criminals ledger. Thugs still stay docked or cowering behind the skirts of their nullsec masters. Making it difficult to collect. Plus, bastards at CONCORD have charged us another extortionate fee of 100mil for the next week. Guess it pays to wrap these things up quickly.
But hasn't been all bad. Have already had two corporations surrender and leave the ICE syndicate. Number of other individual thugs as well. Rats fleeing a sinking ship. About an 8% drop in membership for the week. Decent start. Looks like I've mostly driven them out of empire space as well. Amazing that one tax agent can so drastically affect the operations of a 650-man alliance. Well not really. Crime always fears justice. Still, surprised that they don't "bring it" anymore. Gotta wonder how their wageslaves feel about the situation. Who knows really? Difficult to fathom the criminal mind. Usually best to just kill them instead.
ICE outstanding taxes and fines increased to 300,000,000 ISK.
Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
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lostindarknessbutfoundth
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Posted - 2010.01.11 19:32:00 -
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Edited by: lostindarknessbutfoundth on 11/01/2010 19:33:00
Great read Vlad. I must say thogh it seems as if you are loseing more then you are trying to collect. You have yet seemed to be able to get any real kills from your posts. You just seem to do a little greifing, station games and a whole lot of running once you realize you can't take evn one ship down. The one about warping in on a lvl 5 mission and you still couldn't hurt them made me laugh. If they didn't have a point on their ships even when you decided to come back in after having to go repair you ship tells me they dont seem to be to worried about you. By the way why don't I see that on your aduit. That repair should have to cost something.
However you do have some serious writnig skills
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Bunzan Cardinal
CASCADE OF SPECTRES
Emergence.
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Posted - 2010.01.13 02:57:00 -
[71]
keep up the good work vlad, bump to the top.
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Grukar
Amarr
Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate
On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.01.14 07:44:00 -
[72]
Crime pays.
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Grukar
Amarr
Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate
On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.01.16 00:02:00 -
[73]
The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways?
Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad.
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Zerrazick
Caldari
The Maverick Navy
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Posted - 2010.01.16 00:33:00 -
[74]
Cool stories Vlad. Very nice change from normal "i pewed and won/lost' stuff. Keep it up.
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L Kahn
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.01.16 01:03:00 -
[75]
Edited by: L Kahn on 16/01/2010 01:03:38
Originally by: Grukar
The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways?
Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad.
if you guys had ever really heard of him or read some of his stories,i dunno if it actually says, he has a tendency to actually have a life now and then, i guess unlike you.
Kahn, because spelling is lame.
iam nameless > with friends like you who needs enemies :D
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tank335
Gallente
HardRock Mining Corp
On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.01.16 04:30:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Grukar
The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways?
Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad.
He probably figured why pay 100 million to just sit cloaked watching us all the time
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Tatiana Taraksos
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2010.01.16 11:04:00 -
[77]
Maybe he'll suddenly return, after another 200 days!
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Brianna's Alt
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Posted - 2010.01.16 15:34:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Brianna''s Alt on 16/01/2010 15:34:37
Originally by: L Kahn
Edited by: L Kahn on 16/01/2010 01:03:38
Originally by: Grukar
The wardec has long expired, and not a word from Vlad. ICE is clearly beyond rehabilitation, even for such an experienced agent. Has he despaired and forsaken his duties, or is he on the prowl for younger, more impressionable criminals who may yet be shown the error of their ways?
Eagerly awaiting news, Vlad.
if you guys had ever really heard of him or read some of his stories,i dunno if it actually says, he has a tendency to actually have a life now and then, i guess unlike you.
lol no need for hostility 
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Dai Connie
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Posted - 2010.01.17 08:12:00 -
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Audit Log 20100117.1704
Sitting in my ship, i see a old nuisance. Vladimir Norkoff, the legendary can flipper. Tax collection? More like bandits, stealing from hard working miners under the disguise that he "tax collecting." I remember the first time i engaged him, he came out stealing from my storage of minerals. Came back in my battlecruiser, locked and blew up his badger. Came back in a venxor and after a good fight the "taxman" ran away like a girl. I thought to myself, is this the great Vladimir Norkoff? Nothing more than a thief. A man that calls himself brave but hides cloaked in his stealth bomber knowing that if he strikes he will be shot down. Of course, knowing how he spent 200 million isk on a war dec against us, I pity the poor man. The "taxman" must be doing a poor job tax collecting if he cant pay concord for his war. Oh well, I knew that Vladimir didnt have the balls to come after us. So i sat in my ship and twiddled my thumbs.
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Lord Zekk
Caldari
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
General Panic.
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Posted - 2010.01.17 11:05:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Dai Connie
Audit Log 20100117.1704
Sitting in my ship, i see a old nuisance. Vladimir Norkoff, the legendary can flipper. Tax collection? More like bandits, stealing from hard working miners under the disguise that he "tax collecting." I remember the first time i engaged him, he came out stealing from my storage of minerals. Came back in my battlecruiser, locked and blew up his badger. Came back in a venxor and after a good fight the "taxman" ran away like a girl. I thought to myself, is this the great Vladimir Norkoff? Nothing more than a thief. A man that calls himself brave but hides cloaked in his stealth bomber knowing that if he strikes he will be shot down. Of course, knowing how he spent 200 million isk on a war dec against us, I pity the poor man. The "taxman" must be doing a poor job tax collecting if he cant pay concord for his war. Oh well, I knew that Vladimir didnt have the balls to come after us. So i sat in my ship and twiddled my thumbs.
Impersonating an IRS officer, Slander and the posting of an unauthorized Audit Log. Offences punishable by podding.
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2010.01.17 23:37:00 -
[81]
Audit Log 20100115.1201 - They think it ends. Fools. It never ends. Not until we collect every penny owed. Every red bloody cent. Time has no meaning for an audit. Will pursue them forever if need be. The wheels of bureaucracy may turn slowly at times. But they always, and inevitably, grind down all who stand in their way.
Still... another week gone by with little to show for it. Started off with the usual roaming. Got the usual results. ICE criminals docked and clone jumping away. Utter lack of aggression and pride. Typical. Breaking point was finding a small cluster in Tintoh. Run some probes. More thugs start pouring in. Mostly BSs. Then their attempt at bait and trap. Rohk 150km insta off station. Riiight. Because Blaster Rohks are good bait with their huge buffer tanks and 1000dps damage. Especially with the confirmed additional Hype, Navy Raven, and other BSs they docked up in. Freaking ridiculous. Time to change tactics.
We'll take a giant dump in their backyard and see how they like it. Another Stealth Coffin. Lurk and wait. Login to ship at random times. Bounce about. Try to catch the unwary. Had a close shot on a pair of Hulks, but ended up out of range. Pity. Results so far are less than stellar. While our mere presence restricts their operations and income, it doesn't show collectable results. 25 thugs in system and they cower behind shields for hours on end. And seems they are warping out of belts and sites before we can even finish logging into my ship. Yeah. Gotta love the Concord Carebear Protectorate (CCP) and the fabulous non-consensual buddy list they provide. Only upside is that we don't need to pay Concord to enforce justice out here. And that's always nice.
In retrospect, need to make some alterations to the plan. Manticore probably not the best choice against habitual Gurista ratters. Adjust the fit a little as well. Different ammo types. Slight change in tactics. A new week, a new plan. Wonder how they'll feel about hotdrops.
Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2010.01.17 23:57:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Dai Connie
Stuff
Errr... Actually you came back in an AF and popped the Badger. When I came back in a Vexor it was you who (wisely) left and allowed me to keep all the ore.
Our two encounters with you in a Myrm and me in a Vexor both ended with you deep in hull. First time, with you warping off the Oimmo gate in Vuorrassi when I let you slip out of scram range. Second time, with me having to warp out in Oimmo when the Hulk added it's drones as well. Just so you remember.
Certainly don't mind chest-beating and smack. I encourage it in fact. But at least base it on fact. Lies just make you look small.
Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
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Varlen Korva
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Posted - 2010.01.18 03:59:00 -
[83]
Very, very good read Vlad. I am...most impressed with your professional drive.
I am even more entertained now that it's quite apparent that some people apparently have no appreciation for your specific brand of theatrics.
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2010.01.19 03:17:00 -
[84]
Audit Log 20100118.1959 - Contrary to the criminal delusion, crime never pays. Never. They always end up losing in the end. Simply the karmic nature of the universe.
Past week has seen an increase in ICE membership. Up 17% since last report. Apparently have done some recruiting. Addition of two new criminal groups, more thugs flocking to the established corporate gangs. Some might consider it a negative indicator for the audit. We call it an opportunity. For in the heart of every criminal there is a singular and important element. Something we can exploit. Something that gives us an inside agent.
A new ally, and a new bomber. Back with the Nemesis. Not really a bomber though. Replaced launcher with something more fun. More effective. Get some locations from our new friend. And wait. Patience. It's always the key. And then the time comes. Should be a good target. Login, cloak, scan the approach from emergency warp. 3 Hulks... and a Tengu. Oh. Crap. This might be a little too good. Hopefully will take one down before we pop. Hot mods. Warp-in is perfect. Gotta give our insider that. Hulks already moving. Swallow. And go!
Uncloak. Target a Hulk. Another hulk warps. Point. Missiles away. Check the Tengu. It... warps? Bwahahahaha! Holy shiite, what a freakin wussy! They KNOW I'm only in a bomber. Alliance enforced cowardice simply ingrains more cowardice. I so dearly love the criminal mindset. We can do this! First volley knocks shields to half. Overheat. Hasn't targeted back. Second, third, fourth volleys. It's into hull. Third Hulk still hasn't left. Light it up too. Hulk down. Start on the second. Point, paint, missiles. Heart pounding. 13 thugs in local. Where's the response? How long I got? Can't possibly get this good. Volley one. Two. Go torps go! Three. Four. Dead. Cloak!
Drift. Pulse still hammering. Gotta relax. Let the adrenaline flow out. Focus. Check killmails for Gistiis. No luck. But about 20mil in loot. Can't carry it though. Pity. Uncloak, pop the wrecks. Give them nothing, take from them everything. Wait and watch the cans. Fail Anathema with no cov ops warps in. Looks around. Leaves. Keep lurking. Want the rigged hauler. Nothing. Feh. Pop the cans and go.
Tally the ledger. 458 million. Cleared the ledger and then some in just two minutes of carnage. In a dilemma though. Audit length normally determined by Concord timing. Doesn't apply out here though. Mmmmm. One week then. Midnight Saturday or until ICE submits their abject surrender. Longer it goes, more they will lose. It is inevitable. It is destiny. We always collect. We always succeed. For I am an Angel of Great Justice.
ICE account now shows a credit of -158,000,000 ISK to be held in escrow against further transgressions of the tax code.
Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.19 19:26:00 -
[85]
nice work Vlad :). Just goes to show patience and persistance will pay off in the long run.
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NAVl
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Posted - 2010.01.25 04:13:00 -
[86]
Well? We're waiting.
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Jintoashumo
Gallente
Nox Noctis Industrius
Freedom of Elbas
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Posted - 2010.01.26 04:57:00 -
[87]
"We always succeed. For I am an Angel of Great Justice."
Great stuff!! It's good to know there is still righteous indignation at the wayword actions of our lesser brothers =p |
Ancy Denaries
The Confederate Navy
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Posted - 2010.02.06 13:24:00 -
[88]
Moarplzz?
Or in more intelligent vocabulary: This is some really entertaining stuff to read. Keep it up, Vlad!
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The Demigodess with a Conscience - An EVE IC Blog
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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8uggsy
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Posted - 2010.02.07 19:39:00 -
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Bah, 10X .. I'm reading this for the last mounths, keep them coming, ih I had a alt I could joined it for the audit company :))) Verry entertaining
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2010.02.08 01:01:00 -
[90]
Oh yeah. Kinda forgot to wrap this up.
Umm... Long and short of it is I spent another 2 days lounging around with a Bomber in their home system. Finally got a warp-in on a Drake, but was accidentally decloaked and didn't even notice. Instead of opening up on me, he ran away. Realized at that point they were pussies of the highest magnitude and just left. Back to empire to abuse Lonetrek.
Overall was the most depressing audit I've ever had. Was expecting to get completely owned. Hell, I was hoping to. Instead I got a pack of tower-hugging alt-smacky douches. Words escape me. I cannot truly express my disgust for the On the Rocks alliance. Normally I have a certain amount of respect for my opponents. Not in this case.
As for the future, not sure. Might go back to hunting w-space. Might go after another alliance. Might actually start recruiting. Not sure.
Taxman VIII: Vlad in the 25th Century
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