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Trokiel
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 -
[61]
The hamsters have indigestion, they farted and refuse to work now.
No matter where you go, there you are.
PUPPIES, mother natures health food.
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Windjammer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 -
[62]
 Originally by: SomebodyKickedMyDog
i guess the only problem with a single server environment is running it. 
Best quote I've seen so far on this topic.
Best regards,
Windjammer
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Acheron Privaeus
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 -
[63]
I don't want to go back in the real world  |
Tranner
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 -
[64]
Oh god i'll have to socialise with the family now!
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CCP Explorer
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[65]
Due to an issue with our SQL database, Tranquility crashed. Tranquility will be online at 23:00 GMT. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson
Software Director
EVE Online, CCP Games |
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Roemy Schneider
Vanishing Point.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[66]
oh hai - it's 2006 again \o/
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putting the gist back into logistics |
Br41n
Amarr
Pinky and the Brain corp
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[67]
CCP forgot to pay the gas bill,
heaters all stopped functioning,
hamsters froze to death
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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
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Tharrn
Amarr
Epitoth Guard
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Tharrn on 09/01/2010 22:46:32
'Due to an issue with our SQL database, Tranquility crashed. Tranquility will be online at 23:00 GMT. We apologize for the inconvenience.'
Edit: Buggery, same second :P
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Ti'anla
Minmatar
NOVA Innovations Inc.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[69]
23:00?
Whew, I may be able to save those 5 mil's worth of probes yet >.>
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Wayson
Minmatar
Trans Nebula Inc.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Acheron Privaeus
I don't want to go back in the real world
Take the blue pill!
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Enkilil
Minmatar
Carbon Moon Corporation
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Steijn
wouldnt you have thought that with this problem having appeared god knows how many times since you implemented SQL, that you would have fixed it by now?
You realize that would take precious time away from painting your ships jungle camo and other assorted projects nobody wants, right?
Seriously... You're a loose cannon, man.
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sxndy
Gallente
Snuff inc
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 -
[72]
Edited by: sxndy on 09/01/2010 22:46:53
i demand to be entertained by topless chicks
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Johnny Yakuza
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 -
[73]
Must be alot of happy podlets in Geminate right now, yesssirreeee...
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Laminar Septimar
Gallente
German Kings
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Laminar Septimar on 09/01/2010 22:48:58
CCP reported :" The Hamsters are working on it!"
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fibago
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 -
[75]
and of course this happens just when i unplug the phone and store hamster food and get ready for an eve week end
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Zeomebuch Nova
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Steijn
Edited by: Steijn on 09/01/2010 22:39:11
Ive was kicked about 10-15 mins ago and cant get back on......anyone else with same problem?
EDIT: I hope CCP dont try and fob us off with the usual 'database issues' comment.
you just got databased.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:48:00 -
[77]
Confirming that an AAA titan activated its MWD and accidentally the server.
Quote:
CCP Mindstar > Sorry - I've completely messed all that up. lets try again
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Rebeldad
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 -
[78]
Sigh just bought the game yesterday and love it so far. Are saturdays or other high volume time an issue for us?
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BBQlighter
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 -
[79]
haha - perhaps CCP should think about creating something like this ;) http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/ITAPPMONROBOT.aspx
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Ath'daru
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 -
[80]
they need to upgrade from MySQL to Oracle imho 
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Dusteater
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Soi Mala
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
..you raaaang?
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saska facelift
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 -
[82]
i would ask for my money back but this is iceland were talking about. countless govts have tried what chance have i got
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Murzi Ka
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 -
[83]
argh... noo... the baby just finaly fell asleep! I want to play!!
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Steijn
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Enkilil
Originally by: Steijn
wouldnt you have thought that with this problem having appeared god knows how many times since you implemented SQL, that you would have fixed it by now?
You realize that would take precious time away from painting your ships jungle camo and other assorted projects nobody wants, right?
Seriously... You're a loose cannon, man.
when youve lost a ship to a previous DB crash and not been reimbursed, I think that gives you the entitlement to moan when the problem still exists weeks later.
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Synceriti
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 -
[85]
I blame this on some gank group being to large getting ready to gank a few hulks and Hulkageddon. Remember guys "If you're planning a large fleet fight, let CCP know ahead of time by filling out the fleet fight notification form."
Ganking hulks for a silly compatition does not count you out of this :p
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No Homo
Gallente
Big Heart Industries
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 -
[86]
drop table connections;
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kicka
Amarr
FIRESTORM INC
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 -
[87]
thats the lastime i say anything funny on vent with you in there saska
[url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=kicka][/url] |
Windjammer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 -
[88]
Originally by: CCP Explorer
Due to an issue with our SQL database, Tranquility crashed. Tranquility will be online at 23:00 GMT. We apologize for the inconvenience.
See? They really do care. I feel a lot better now. How about you?
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Ghengis Tia
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 -
[89]
Some may think this was caused by a 800+ fleet simul-warping into Geminate, but it was really caused by my shuttle jumping to Dresi. Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.....
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Trokiel
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Posted - 2010.01.09 22:51:00 -
[90]
SQL?? Does that mean CCP went from hamsters to using SQUIRRELS???
No matter where you go, there you are.
PUPPIES, mother natures health food.
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