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Footfist Headknocker
Englebarna
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:36:00 -
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Posting from my friends alt to avoid problems.
Yesterday ruined everything.
I was helping a friend with her L4. I won't use her real char name but let's call her Jane. Jane's mission was in lowsec, but it was Angel Extra so we figured we could blitz through it real fast. I don't usually fly my machariel outside of highsec, and she'd been teasing me about it so I thought it would be just about the best chance I had to prove her wrong all at minimal risk. Sadly I was mistaken.
We went to the last highsec system and Jane logged on her alt to scout the gate for pirates. The gate was clear and there was only a two week old guy in the system, so she logged back to her main and we jumped in together. That's when it all went down the drain.
On the other side was an outlaw armageddon. He must have showed up just before we got ready to jump. Jane was panicking on vent and I felt my heart drop. We decided that whatever he had fit we could tank him because we were prepared for his damage type. Jane wanted us to turn and fly back to the gate, but I promised we could take him down. There's no telling what would have happened if we tried to run, but in afterthought it's probably what we should have done.
We broke our cloak and started pummeling the pirate. He returned fire focusing on Jane's CNR, but he was into armour and her shields were still strong. My hands were shaking and I could hear blood pumping in my ears. For a while it looked like we'd make it, but before we knew it there were three more pirates on the overview.
They came in a dominix, a typhoon and a frig. One of them were repairing the geddon so I yelled at Jane to go for the gate as fast as she could. I'd try hold their attention in the meantime by mocking them in local. She hadn't even made it to 10k of it before they cynoed in a thanatos at the gate. We lost both our ships and Jane was podded. I barely get away from the smartbombs on the typhoon. She was crying, and that's when I made the biggest mistake of my life.
Jane logged off before I could say anything more, so I docked up at the only station in the system and began explaining what had happened to my corp. They got pretty worked up about it too. Our CEO, "Dave", told me to keep the pirates occupied and they would try to get there with a fleet to get revenge. We're only a 12 man corp, but Dave managed to convince some pvpers from our alliance to gang up with us. I don't either of us expected what happened next.
I was having trouble getting the pirates to talk in local, but they were docked in the station with me now. I sent mails to the carrier pilot to keep him occupied. "Craig" and "Jim" from my corp was in our gang now. We also had a dread pilot from our alliance, his alt in a cyno frig and four hacs that were his support. It took them nearly an hour to get in place, but the pirates didn't move so we were feeling optimistic. Craig jumped in from highsec in a raven. The bait was set and catastrophe was unavoidable.
Sure enough, the geddon was still on the gate. They started fighting at the gate and Jim jumped in in a drake. It didn't take long before the pirates in the station undocked. When my mates confirmed that they were coming to the gate, the hacs from our alliance jumped in to scramble the pirates. Shortly after we had Lennys alt in the system deploying setting up a cyno. Seconds later Lennys moros was in the fight. I was going to join them in a shuttle when I noticed local spike.
I'm not sure if it was a thirdparty or allies of the pirates, but someone had cynoed in a capital fleet ontop of the gate. Right after he lost his dread, Lenny left the fleeting accusing us of setting him up. One of the hacs got away, but all the other ships were destroyed. In return we'd only managed to take down the first cyno frig. It was a tragedy, but the worst wasn't over yet. |
Footfist Headknocker
Englebarna
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:37:00 -
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It would prove to be all for nothing though. After a long argument we were kicked out of the alliance. Now Dave was furious at me for the stuff had still had in their stations in 0.0. So to add insult to injury I got kicked from corp and blocked. Everything was falling down around me. I undocked the shuttle to return to highsec, but the typhoon from earlier got me on the gate. I wasn't only kicked when I was down, I was stomped and spit on.
I respawned in Dodixie. Without my implants, without my mach, without my corp and having let Jane down. I don't even know where to start to try salvage something from this catastrophe. |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:39:00 -
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 Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
Posting from my friends alt to avoid problems.
Congratulations for your ban.
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Heratine
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:39:00 -
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cool story bro |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:40:00 -
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Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
Posting from my friends alt to avoid problems.
Yes well that is certainly going to work; You're gonna get banned for account sharing now.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout
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Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
I was helping a friend with her his L4.
fixed
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MrWhitei God
Minmatar
Elenia Freelancers
Shugosha
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:41:00 -
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POPCORN!!!!
Get your popcorn here!
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Arsibalt d'Arcachon
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:42:00 -
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Obvious troll.
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Doomed Predator
Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:43:00 -
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Stuff please
The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again |
Captain Darvok
Amarr
dearg doom
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
and having let Jane down.
How many men have done silly things for wimin in internet space ships. ROFL
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M0rkar
Amarr
Universal Mayhem
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:46:00 -
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Hahahahha
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Jagga Spikes
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:53:00 -
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Welcome to EVE!
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Hanneshannes
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:54:00 -
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Hey :D You managed to do a "Restart game" in EVE :O
Well, I guess you learned from your mistake...
Also about people crying for losing ships 
You could try offering to pay for the lost dreadnaught and see if you can get back into alliance.
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:54:00 -
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Stupid will get you killed, every time.
Delenda est achura. |
Mashie Saldana
Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:55:00 -
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Edited by: Mashie Saldana on 27/01/2010 13:54:56
Troll, there are no Machariel killmails posted in the past few days that is in lowsec and has carriers on them.
Say no to 24000byte sig limit. |
Noun Verber
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar
Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
Posting from my friends alt to avoid problems.
Congratulations for your friends ban.
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Unity Love
Caldari
Dissonance Corp
Reckoning.
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Posted - 2010.01.27 13:58:00 -
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lol
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Footfist Headknocker
Englebarna
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:00:00 -
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Edited by: Footfist Headknocker on 27/01/2010 14:00:43
Just fyi, I copypasted that for him cause he thinks itd get worse if everyone knew who he was. But think about, you really think I'd trust a guy with that much fail with access to my account? ;)
It'd be a pretty epic conclusion if he took me down with him though. |
Taurian Kel
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Yes well that is certainly going to work; You're gonna get banned for account sharing now.
Does it count if he asked his friend to post it for him? I'm not saying thats the case, just wondering if it counts as account sharing. Since he's still using someone else's account for his purposes.
And what if by "friend" he actually means family member?
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:05:00 -
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Edited by: Blane Xero on 27/01/2010 14:05:51
Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
Edited by: Footfist Headknocker on 27/01/2010 14:00:43
Just fyi, I copypasted that for him cause he thinks itd get worse if everyone knew who he was. But think about, you really think I'd trust a guy with that much fail with access to my account? ;)
It'd be a pretty epic conclusion if he took me down with him though.
Considering the opening line in your post? Yes. Nice recovery try; but its not going to be enough.
Oh and don't try to edit it, we have you quoted and Eve-Search has it archived.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout
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Sibyllia
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:05:00 -
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Edited by: Sibyllia on 27/01/2010 14:05:24
Quote:
And what if by "friend" he actually means family member?
What if by family member he meant lover?
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Oghma Grianainech
Minmatar
Faction Fighters INC
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:06:00 -
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-> Posting from my friends alt to avoid problems.
Get ready for the ban hammer.
-> solo dread jumping into engagement.
You don't deserve the dread anyway you suck.
-> Corp kicked from alliance.
The alliance sucks anyway if they can't accept losses, nobody held a gun to their heads to jump in.
-> you being kicked from corp.
Why would you want to stay with a bunch of whiny losers that can't handle being ****d.
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Presbyter
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
Edited by: Footfist Headknocker on 27/01/2010 14:00:43
Just fyi, I copypasted that for him cause he thinks itd get worse if everyone knew who he was. But think about, you really think I'd trust a guy with that much fail with access to my account? ;)
It'd be a pretty epic conclusion if he took me down with him though.
Nice recovery!
Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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Mister Xerox
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: Mashie Saldana
Edited by: Mashie Saldana on 27/01/2010 13:54:56
Troll, there are no Machariel killmails posted in the past few days that is in lowsec and has carriers on them.
Yeah, but a good yarn all the same.
How to die in Lowsec in the worst possible way.
Was in a gang that had something similar happen... in Amamake of all places, you betcha. Wandering around and corpie calls a Lachesis on the gate. We jump in from one system away, with an Amarr FW fleet in pursuit. Warp to the gate with about 5 BS and a handful of sentry worthy cruisers and set to the Lachesis. Up pops a cyno and a thanatos appears. We turn on it while it reps the Lach (which was hurting bad by that point). Another thanny appears, then a nid. About that time people started bugging out.
A poor hyperion slightly behind the curve lands on the gate as we scatter, lands on a blob of, by that time, 9 carriers and a Lach and dies horribly fast. In the end the hostiles had 10 carriers on the Osoggur gate and for their efforts got one poor sod in a hype.
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Xikorita
Mob Thought
Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:15:00 -
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The right path here:
". My hands were shaking and I could hear blood pumping in my ears. "
This is eve mate, much much better than the rest.
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Boppi
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:19:00 -
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I cried a little.
No wait i think that's pee.
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Footfist Headknocker
Englebarna
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:22:00 -
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Originally by: Oghma Grianainech
-> Posting from my friends alt to avoid problems.
Get ready for the ban hammer.
Haxxing my neighbours account, who isn't really my friend but more of a dude who raids my fridge and plays xbox on my flatscreen, to avoid problems.
Had I known the top sentence would be such a hit I'd have saved myself the trouble of including the rest of the story. |
Serpents smile
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: Boppi
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Grow up baby. 
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:26:00 -
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Sounds like you had an amazing evening, pity about your alliance being whiny tards though.
I suggest rebuilding a little and finding a better group of people to play with.
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Den enjen
Mos Eisley Social Club
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Posted - 2010.01.27 14:26:00 -
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Nice job done by the pirates :)
You lost... everything :)
Never fly what you cant affort to lose
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