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lollerwaffle
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Posted - 2010.02.10 16:10:00 -
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Edited by: lollerwaffle on 10/02/2010 16:14:25 Edited by: lollerwaffle on 10/02/2010 16:11:25 Successful troll is successful!
2 points for arrogant whining coupled with extreme ignorance (feigned? Who knows) 1 point for delicious irony dripping in every single post (calling others fail when OP has worst debating skills ever) 1 point for 5+ pages 1 point for using the equivalent of sticking fingers in your ears going 'lalalala' type of argument 1 bonus for consistently doing it, not addressing a single argument against along the way 2 points for somehow managing to get every single person in this thread to have a go at you (not a single one agrees with OP, how weird is that? ) 1 point for somehow equating selling plexes and buying characters as 'cheating'  1 point for alt posting (0.5 bonus for displaying ultimate lack of gonads)
1 bonus point for playing the 'I'm better than you, cos you're a loser and I'm not' card 1 more bonus point for claiming 'I have OVER 9000 years of experience in other games 0.5 bonus on top of that for mentioning WOW and Lineage 2 and wanting EVE to be like those games
All in all, I award the OP an unprecedented (?) 13/10 for trolling effort. Well done. Now if everyone would be so kind as to recognize this and someone give the OP a medal.
In case this is genuine, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Props for an entertaining read! How sad must it be to equate SP with reward and derive your enjoyment of the game from that.
Also: My alliance KB (Not peen stroking btw, just illustrating how high SP doesn't automatically equal win. Anyone who takes offense, 1v1? ) Note that the top killer (and top scorer, damn u Mr. Hellscream wait till I get more time on my hands) in our alliance is also one of the youngest pilots we have. Late '08 as opposed to most of us who started playing in 05/06/07
Still, 13/10 for score and having it go more than 5 pages is a pretty sweet accomplishment.
e:spellin n grammar e2: Threadnaught killed hamsters and server died (according to forums). 3 bonus points to OP for griefing even the hamsters with this thread (new score 16/10, indeed a new record is broken everyday in EVE )
Originally by: salva dore Cloak should not be AFK solution. What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.02.10 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: digitalwanderer
http://eveboard.com/pilot/digitalwanderer
I'm dead jealous How long have you been playing for, and have you had skills training the whole time?
Originally by: salva dore Cloak should not be AFK solution. What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.02.10 20:11:00 -
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Originally by: Yuki Kulotsuki
Originally by: Demolishar To everyone saying "specialise", I did. I picked a ship within about a month of starting EVE and trained nothing but applicable skills for it. And now, 7 months later, I can fly a Curse..... really, really badly. So STFU about specialisation because it takes forever to specialise.
I saw that thread. I seem to remember it had more to do with your pilot skills than your SP. Link. Also T2 Cruiser specialization is about on par with battleship specialization. About a years worth of training. Other specialization's are easier to acquire. A friend of mine started playing about a month ago and makes more isk than I ever did because he enjoys scanning out sites. This character was able to specialize into a career with 850k SP, made plenty of isk and had quite a bit of fun. In both cases we were having fun without a need for certain kinds of ships or SP amounts. Just enough SP to get in the door and start doing.
Haha pwnt. Learn to fly your ship. Being able to sit in a ship doesnt mean you can fly it well. That's why the advice of specialization is thrown out. That means what it means, SPECIALIZE. Specializing means being able to pilot a ship well. Not just train up skills for it, hop into it and not know what you're doing.
Originally by: salva dore Cloak should not be AFK solution. What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.02.12 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: Meredith Midnight Not really, it just means that they need to be informed on how to play successfully (which i hope this thread is doing to any new players who read it). If they look foolish to those who know how to play the game and they do nothing but point and laugh, then I would say its the viewer who is at fault for not helping them become better players.
It's all down to the new player's attitude. Attitudes like the OP's generally get scorned and laughed while I and many others would never hesitate to point out mistakes and hand out advice to anyone who asks a question with the correct attitude. For example, the OP started well (a bit whiny but meh). Following the first 6 pages of replies telling him how he was wrong while giving him decent advice and getting ignored just makes people lose patience. In this case, it IS the newbies fault for being an idiot, and we are free (I'd say an obligation really) to laugh at them and not help them become better players.
Also, upon further review, I revise my original score of 13/10 and award the OP another 3 bonus points for making this reach 10+ pages. New score: 16/10 We're gonna need a higher score limit at this rate.
Originally by: salva dore Cloak should not be AFK solution. What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.02.15 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Chesterr theMolester Akita is a moron and a carebear and has no room posting on this she is nothing but a troll her self i challenge you to hunt down her posting she trolls every post with a complaint
Quoted for irony.
Do you even know what carebear means?
Originally by: salva dore Cloak should not be AFK solution. What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.02.15 09:23:00 -
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Originally by: Chesterr theMolester Edited by: Chesterr theMolester on 15/02/2010 08:22:02 Edited by: Chesterr theMolester on 15/02/2010 08:20:14
Quote: Quoted for irony.
Do you even know what carebear means?
sure i do care bears lol moron what do you think eve players made up the term care bear in relation mmos? god i swear some of you people are so damn ignorant and don't even know it wow i can not get over the fact that you posted this you really think that dont you your dumb ass thinks eve players used this term first?
Never stop posting
Originally by: salva dore Cloak should not be AFK solution. What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.02.15 09:48:00 -
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Edited by: lollerwaffle on 15/02/2010 09:49:09
Originally by: Chesterr theMolester
Quote: Never stop posting
don't worry I won't
I'm gonna let you in on a huge secret. HUGE SECRET.
You know all those players giving you detailed reasoning to counter your posts? You know how there's like 13-15 pages of them? And you've noticed that no one really agrees with you in this thread, apart from a very very very small minority?
That's because you're actually right in every single argument you make. Us older players and 99% of the newer players are getting SP boosts. That's why we're trying so hard to mislead you. It's because we're afraid that you might latch on the THE SECRET. Truth of the matter is, every 50k or so subscribers, CCP randomly chooses 1 or 2 people to screw over. The fact of the matter is, in all likelihood you were the one chosen among your batch, hence why you feel the system is unfair. The rest of us get so much SP we often sell it off, since we can farm SP all day grinding rats and mining. In fact, I even trained Advanced Weapon Upgrades 5 twice because it's a pretty place to have your SP in (me getting podded had nothing to do with it).
Everything you ask for was actually implemented in the game from its beginning, it's just that CCP makes us sign an agreement never to reveal this to any player unlucky enough to be in the situation you're in. The truth is, EVE Online caters to 'power gamers' in exactly the same way as other MMO's do, except they choose to advertise it differently, so the unlucky few won't think they're being persecuted unfairly. CCPDONTBANMEkthx
Originally by: salva dore Cloak should not be AFK solution. What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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