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Larinioides cornutus
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 14/06/2010 19:23:39
1) Shotguns do less damage, or outright miss at point black range.
2) There are 2 kinds of first aid kits, one that is only self applicable, and one can only be used on other people
3) When 2 players run into each other, they both fall down and take a few seconds to stand up and reorient
4) People visibly slow down then speed up as they change their running direction
5) You cannot manually aim your weapon. Just select a target and go. The aimbot will take care of the rest.
6) Bullets go through wall/obstacles/other people/anything that's not your target.
7) The longer you subscribe, the more perks you can take. +25% HP, run 25% faster, take 25% less damage, shoot 25% faster, hit 25% more often, can get new perks faster if you take the training perk(s), you name it.
8) Command centers need to be shot at for 20 minutes or more to be reinforced, and will need to be attacked exactly one day after to actually kill it.
9) You have to travel anywhere between 14km to 40000km+ to reach the next structure.
10) You can sneak through a 0.5m wide corridor full of other people.
11) Every time you die you need to grind 3-4h to replace your gears.
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
13) When you log or lag out, your character will run to a desolace location 100km away from nearest player/structure and when you log back he will run back to where he was. This action is not cancellable.
14) When there are more then 800 players on a planet, each grenade thrown will result in up to a minute of lag, whether or not any of those players affected by it.
Please add your own.
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Borgh Brainbasher
Noir.
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:26:00 -
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As it is clear this post contains none, I have a great deal for you:
some sense, now with 50% discount.
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namelessclone01
Caldari
blackbox ops
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:27:00 -
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i lol'd ;)
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Drakarian
HackCheck
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:27:00 -
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Nice troll, almost got me.
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Special Projects Executive
The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:30:00 -
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+1 internets for you sir.
--Vel
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Menkaure
Amarr
LEM0N
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
Awesome. Want to see this. 
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:38:00 -
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Tbh, #3 and #4 would be awesome. 
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“If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡…
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.”
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Zeredek
Gallente
Vanguard Venture
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Posted - 2010.06.14 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia
Tbh, #3 and #4 would be awesome.
this
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Shady deals? IN MY EVE ONLINE? I don't believe it.
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2010.06.14 20:22:00 -
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Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 14/06/2010 19:41:37
7) The longer you subscribe, the more perks you can take. +25% HP, run 25% faster, take 25% less damage, shoot 25% faster, hit 25% more often, can get new perks faster if you take the training perk(s), you name it.
Bitter about wasting time in wow?
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Diablo Ex
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.06.14 20:30:00 -
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Edited by: Diablo Ex on 14/06/2010 20:31:15
15) Players can run to the far side of the board, hide under a rock, in a freshly dug hole, beneath camouflage nets, and native flora, and go to sleep, completely undetectable to other players, yet remain on the overview as an active threat.
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2010.06.15 08:53:00 -
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16) you are in a fight and the person you are beating up is getting aid from a random guy, but because he has a different uniform on if you punch him sentry guns will appear and blow you away.
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Potato IQ
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:11:00 -
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17) Anybody who fail fits their character with snow camouflage in the jungle along with crossbow bolts in there M16 MUST be shot in the head, repeatedly, by their unit members at the soonest opportunity
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Verys
Burning Technologies
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:12:00 -
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Bitter about wasting time in wow?
You really didn't get that?
+1 Internet Points for the OP
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Nika Dekaia
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Zeredek
Originally by: Tippia
Tbh, #3 and #4 would be awesome.
this
This.
Thanks for the laugh, OP.
Originally by: Kendon riddick
16) you are in a fight and the person you are beating up is getting aid from a random guy, but because he has a different uniform on if you punch him sentry guns will appear and blow you away.
Last time I checked you can shoot anyone repping your target without sentries / CONCORD careing.
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Yarpen
Tsunami Cartel
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:33:00 -
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12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
...my favourite ;-)
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HybridMiner
Rudis Vox
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:41:00 -
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Originally by: Potato IQ
17) Anybody who fail fits their character with snow camouflage in the jungle along with crossbow bolts in there M16 MUST be shot in the head, repeatedly, by their unit members at the soonest opportunity
Nah, with camoflage it doesn't really matter anyway. You still have brackets around your body, noone can hide.
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Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:44:00 -
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I approve of this product or service :)
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Johnnyan
Caldari
Johnnyan Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:53:00 -
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Most of you people should search for the word "irony" in a dictionary...
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Tavin Aikisen
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:28:00 -
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18) If it is released on PC.
ôRemember this. Trust your eyes, you will kill each other. Trust your veins, you can all go home in peace.ö
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:30:00 -
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I have no idea what's going on
Originally by: a51 duke1406
The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
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I'l Duce
Minmatar
Combine Honete Ober Advancer Mercantile
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:50:00 -
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19) bunnyhopping has 30 second cooldown
20) you have to learn to learn for a month before you should start leveling char
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:57:00 -
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21) You have to wait a minute after your last aggressive act before you can go through a door.
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HowardStern
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Posted - 2010.06.15 11:08:00 -
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tl;dr
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2010.06.15 11:12:00 -
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Funnily enough, a lot of these correspond to some of the common whines, myths, and misconceptions about Planetside back in the dayŕ 
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“If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡…
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.”
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.06.15 11:46:00 -
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Hehe :)
Also Gallente soldiers need to do the biggest part of their damage with combat pets/bots or settle for either hand guns that can hit up to two metres away, or use paper blow darts with a much further range and safe for all ages (if not aimed at the eyes). They also get to wear green camouflaged uniforms in urban environments.
Minmatar freedom fighters are the fastest of all soldiers, they get to have bright red warning lights on their outfits and should always be given the right to go first on a crossing.
All combatants except Amarr ones should spend at least 10 second fumbling around with their ammo cartridges before they can reload their weapons. Amarr fighters should also get slaver hound pets which can smell out Minmatar soldiers up to a mile away. Khanid soldiers should never be affected by "fear" effects since they can't see the danger coming due to their dark visors.
Caldari get to have missile launchers but if you are fast and or small, you can outrun them or convince the explosion that you are not worth hitting.
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Derus Grobb
Minmatar
Selectus Pravus Lupus
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Posted - 2010.06.15 12:05:00 -
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20) After passing through a door, there will be a minimum 30 second wait before you can pass through another door or the same door.
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Ottersmacker
Dust 515
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Posted - 2010.06.15 12:34:00 -
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A cheap and common gadget that takes no skill to use can completely shut off an opponent's sprint ability.
There is a brainwave manipulation weapon that turns the opponents into pacifists for 30 seconds (combat pets are not affected however). Miniature brain manipulator pets also exist with a shorter, 10 second cycle. (Interestingly the races have different brainwave patterns so what may confuse an amarrian may barely work on caldari).
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Inquisitor Xandros
Amarr
LIQUID ASSET MINING
Collegium Amarria
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Posted - 2010.06.15 13:13:00 -
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Originally by: Derus Grobb
20) After passing through a door, there will be a minimum 30 second wait before you can pass through another door or the same door.
Haha. Win.
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Crucifier
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.06.15 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Derus Grobb
20) After passing through a door, there will be a minimum 30 second wait before you can pass through another door or the same door.
winner
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Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:00:00 -
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21) you have to locate your enemies using a heartbeat sensor that only pulses once every thirty seconds.
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