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Larinioides cornutus
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 14/06/2010 19:23:39
1) Shotguns do less damage, or outright miss at point black range.
2) There are 2 kinds of first aid kits, one that is only self applicable, and one can only be used on other people
3) When 2 players run into each other, they both fall down and take a few seconds to stand up and reorient
4) People visibly slow down then speed up as they change their running direction
5) You cannot manually aim your weapon. Just select a target and go. The aimbot will take care of the rest.
6) Bullets go through wall/obstacles/other people/anything that's not your target.
7) The longer you subscribe, the more perks you can take. +25% HP, run 25% faster, take 25% less damage, shoot 25% faster, hit 25% more often, can get new perks faster if you take the training perk(s), you name it.
8) Command centers need to be shot at for 20 minutes or more to be reinforced, and will need to be attacked exactly one day after to actually kill it.
9) You have to travel anywhere between 14km to 40000km+ to reach the next structure.
10) You can sneak through a 0.5m wide corridor full of other people.
11) Every time you die you need to grind 3-4h to replace your gears.
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
13) When you log or lag out, your character will run to a desolace location 100km away from nearest player/structure and when you log back he will run back to where he was. This action is not cancellable.
14) When there are more then 800 players on a planet, each grenade thrown will result in up to a minute of lag, whether or not any of those players affected by it.
Please add your own.
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Borgh Brainbasher
Noir.
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:26:00 -
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As it is clear this post contains none, I have a great deal for you:
some sense, now with 50% discount.
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namelessclone01
Caldari
blackbox ops
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:27:00 -
[3]
i lol'd ;)
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Drakarian
HackCheck
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:27:00 -
[4]
Nice troll, almost got me.
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Special Projects Executive
The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:30:00 -
[5]
+1 internets for you sir.
--Vel
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Menkaure
Amarr
LEM0N
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:36:00 -
[6]
 Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
Awesome. Want to see this. 
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2010.06.14 19:38:00 -
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Tbh, #3 and #4 would be awesome. 
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“If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡…
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.”
— Karath Piki |
Zeredek
Gallente
Vanguard Venture
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Posted - 2010.06.14 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia
Tbh, #3 and #4 would be awesome.
this
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Shady deals? IN MY EVE ONLINE? I don't believe it.
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2010.06.14 20:22:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 14/06/2010 19:41:37
7) The longer you subscribe, the more perks you can take. +25% HP, run 25% faster, take 25% less damage, shoot 25% faster, hit 25% more often, can get new perks faster if you take the training perk(s), you name it.
Bitter about wasting time in wow?
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Diablo Ex
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.06.14 20:30:00 -
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Edited by: Diablo Ex on 14/06/2010 20:31:15
15) Players can run to the far side of the board, hide under a rock, in a freshly dug hole, beneath camouflage nets, and native flora, and go to sleep, completely undetectable to other players, yet remain on the overview as an active threat.
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2010.06.15 08:53:00 -
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16) you are in a fight and the person you are beating up is getting aid from a random guy, but because he has a different uniform on if you punch him sentry guns will appear and blow you away.
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Potato IQ
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:11:00 -
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17) Anybody who fail fits their character with snow camouflage in the jungle along with crossbow bolts in there M16 MUST be shot in the head, repeatedly, by their unit members at the soonest opportunity
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Verys
Burning Technologies
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:12:00 -
[13]
Bitter about wasting time in wow?
You really didn't get that?
+1 Internet Points for the OP
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Nika Dekaia
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:26:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Zeredek
Originally by: Tippia
Tbh, #3 and #4 would be awesome.
this
This.
Thanks for the laugh, OP.
Originally by: Kendon riddick
16) you are in a fight and the person you are beating up is getting aid from a random guy, but because he has a different uniform on if you punch him sentry guns will appear and blow you away.
Last time I checked you can shoot anyone repping your target without sentries / CONCORD careing.
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Yarpen
Tsunami Cartel
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:33:00 -
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12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
...my favourite ;-)
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HybridMiner
Rudis Vox
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:41:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Potato IQ
17) Anybody who fail fits their character with snow camouflage in the jungle along with crossbow bolts in there M16 MUST be shot in the head, repeatedly, by their unit members at the soonest opportunity
Nah, with camoflage it doesn't really matter anyway. You still have brackets around your body, noone can hide.
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Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:44:00 -
[17]
I approve of this product or service :)
Dust514 | Podlogs | Pluggit |
Johnnyan
Caldari
Johnnyan Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.15 09:53:00 -
[18]
Most of you people should search for the word "irony" in a dictionary...
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Tavin Aikisen
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:28:00 -
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18) If it is released on PC.
ôRemember this. Trust your eyes, you will kill each other. Trust your veins, you can all go home in peace.ö
-Cold Wind |
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:30:00 -
[20]
I have no idea what's going on
Originally by: a51 duke1406
The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
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I'l Duce
Minmatar
Combine Honete Ober Advancer Mercantile
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:50:00 -
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19) bunnyhopping has 30 second cooldown
20) you have to learn to learn for a month before you should start leveling char
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:57:00 -
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21) You have to wait a minute after your last aggressive act before you can go through a door.
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HowardStern
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Posted - 2010.06.15 11:08:00 -
[23]
tl;dr
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2010.06.15 11:12:00 -
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Funnily enough, a lot of these correspond to some of the common whines, myths, and misconceptions about Planetside back in the dayà 
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“If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡…
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.”
— Karath Piki |
Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.06.15 11:46:00 -
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Hehe :)
Also Gallente soldiers need to do the biggest part of their damage with combat pets/bots or settle for either hand guns that can hit up to two metres away, or use paper blow darts with a much further range and safe for all ages (if not aimed at the eyes). They also get to wear green camouflaged uniforms in urban environments.
Minmatar freedom fighters are the fastest of all soldiers, they get to have bright red warning lights on their outfits and should always be given the right to go first on a crossing.
All combatants except Amarr ones should spend at least 10 second fumbling around with their ammo cartridges before they can reload their weapons. Amarr fighters should also get slaver hound pets which can smell out Minmatar soldiers up to a mile away. Khanid soldiers should never be affected by "fear" effects since they can't see the danger coming due to their dark visors.
Caldari get to have missile launchers but if you are fast and or small, you can outrun them or convince the explosion that you are not worth hitting.
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Derus Grobb
Minmatar
Selectus Pravus Lupus
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Posted - 2010.06.15 12:05:00 -
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20) After passing through a door, there will be a minimum 30 second wait before you can pass through another door or the same door.
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Ottersmacker
Dust 515
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Posted - 2010.06.15 12:34:00 -
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A cheap and common gadget that takes no skill to use can completely shut off an opponent's sprint ability.
There is a brainwave manipulation weapon that turns the opponents into pacifists for 30 seconds (combat pets are not affected however). Miniature brain manipulator pets also exist with a shorter, 10 second cycle. (Interestingly the races have different brainwave patterns so what may confuse an amarrian may barely work on caldari).
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Inquisitor Xandros
Amarr
LIQUID ASSET MINING
Collegium Amarria
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Posted - 2010.06.15 13:13:00 -
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Originally by: Derus Grobb
20) After passing through a door, there will be a minimum 30 second wait before you can pass through another door or the same door.
Haha. Win.
Real men hull tank. |
Crucifier
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.06.15 13:46:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Derus Grobb
20) After passing through a door, there will be a minimum 30 second wait before you can pass through another door or the same door.
winner
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Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:00:00 -
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21) you have to locate your enemies using a heartbeat sensor that only pulses once every thirty seconds.
Dust514 | Podlogs | Pluggit |
Jodie Amille
Kill Death Ratio
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:12:00 -
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21) The equip weapon/armor/equipment button is right beside the Discard weapon/armor/equipment button, and once discarded said item is gone for good.
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:27:00 -
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If there are a lot of combatants present, you must zoom out to maximum map view so you cannot see anything. Hopefully your aimbot is still doing its job.
T.
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Verys
Burning Technologies
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:44:00 -
[33]
22) Spawning into a new clone has a 24 hour delay
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EndersChild
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:16:00 -
[34]
23) When youÆve battled tirelessly to reach the base and go to fit your pre-loaded attire and weapons to ensure you are correctly equipped for the next brutal step in the new harsh environment of the alien world, do look down to make sure your boots are on
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Duchess Starbuckington
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:20:00 -
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Quote:
When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
I really don't know why I found this image so funny
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Originally by: Dodgy Past
Can't see the Caldari approving of free love though.
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Sky Orcagna
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:23:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Sky Orcagna on 15/06/2010 15:25:25
24) The interface covers 90% of the screen, so it's not actually possible to "see" where you're going. Instead you just hit the Go button and automatically move there.
25) All the weapons have been pre-nerfed to ensure none get an unfair advantage. For example, the shotgun has a range of just 24" and makes a toilet sound when fired. The flamethrower does awesome damage, but is only useful against stationary targets or people who feel asleep on the floor. The BFG takes 15 minutes to charge, during which time you're not allowed to pass through any doors.
26) For every hour you engage in PvP first-person combat you have to spend 5-6 hours in a warehouse stacking boxes in order to make enough money to pay for ammo and health.
27) Team leaders can push a button which disbands the team and automatically logs everyone out of the game.
28) Before participating in PvP, it's generally necessaryt o train up these necessary skills (12-14 months training time):
- Applied Walking in a straight Line Dynamics
[*]Picking up a Gun Physics
Holding a Gun Specilization
Aiming a Gun Mechanics
Pulling a Trigger Racial Specilization
Sight (each skill level gives a 2% increase to the base distance of 3 feet a character can see)
Breathing and Bowel Movements
Opening Doors
Heimlich Maneuver
29) At an unpsecified time in the future, a DUST expansion will be released that will add the ability to actually walk around the levels and look at things. Coeewwwl! Until then characters are represented by a standard NATO icon on a 2D map.
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Darod Zyree
Gallente
Zyree Holding
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:29:00 -
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30) You have to have a spreadsheet for every 1 item your soldier needs to use.
-Darod- |
HalogenWraith
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:37:00 -
[38]
Half the screen should be a spreadsheet.
Big weapons will not be able to kill smaller, weaker soldiers unless they are standing completely still.
If you run around other players quickly there should be no way for them to turn around and shoot you.
You can outrun explosions.
You will die horribly unless you team up with 500 other players and then the game crashes.
There will be a guy on Xbox chat that will call out soldiers' names in alphabetical order, then your whole team will turn and fire one shot into that soldier. Then another name is called.
Players will be able to run multiple soldiers at once and play them simultaneously.
The other team will always bring more soldiers.
There will be areas on every map that are owned by people, and you aren't allowed to go there on penalty of death.
There is a gun above every door and if you shoot someone at the door you instantly die. Everyone camps at doors.
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Assembly Turkey
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:13:00 -
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31) you need to stand still and shoot rocks before you can make your own bullets. your team is counting on you.
32) running around another play in circles is an effective strategy for not getting hit. mouse sensitivity has been reduced to correspond to the size of your gun so that it will take a few dozen swipes across your mouse pad before you can make a full circle if you are carrying a large weapon.
33) If you die, you lose your gun. If you have your gun you cannot fight but need to go and either hit rocks for a few weeks to make a new one or go and buy another gun, armor, utility belt, grenades, shoes, hat, sunglasses, and any accessory that you can fit on you.
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James Tritanius
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Assembly Turkey
32) running around another play in circles is an effective strategy for not getting hit. mouse sensitivity has been reduced to correspond to the size of your gun so that it will take a few dozen swipes across your mouse pad before you can make a full circle if you are carrying a large weapon.
Please implement!
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:22:00 -
[41]
This thread wins the forum today.
Haunting the forums since '03
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We have just updated Dodixie. We care a lot for Gallente.
NAVIGATOR <3 |
Elldranga
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:55:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 14/06/2010 19:41:37
1) Shotguns do less damage, or outright miss at point black range.
...
Please add your own.
Interestingly enough, i find the following:
1) Blasters (erm... shotguns) do just fine if you don't approach so close that the barrel pokes out past the target. Optimal is there for a reason.
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:16:00 -
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Nice one OP. 
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Originally by: Bellum Eternus
That is the beauty of Eve, it's a crucible in which great minds are formed and the rest are ground to dust.
Bellum Eternus
Inveniam viam aut faciam. |
Exploding Tukey
Gallente
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:32:00 -
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34) Ability to set autopilot, where you run very fast to the next door, then sit down and crab walk slowly towards to door.
35) Ability to equip a MWD that will make you six times as big but run at ridiculous speeds.
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Originally by: CCP Fallout
Your face/your mom.
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Stephanie MacKenzie
Farsight Enterprises LLC
Independent Faction
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:42:00 -
[45]
This thread wins. ^.^
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Thargat
Caldari
The Executives
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:46:00 -
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34) You cannot target or shoot beyond a "magic" range even though your sniper rifle goes a lot further.
35) If you throw a grenade you can injure your friends but if you fire a 1400mm howizer THROUGH them they're safe.
36) If you shoot the wrong person police officers will spawn at your location and kill you outright.
37) If you're at war it's ok to turn the local mall into a battlefield, police will not intervene as long as you don't break º36.
38) If you run really fast you can select the shortest path from A to B ignoring buildings or terrain, this does not work while walking.
39) If someone changes the password to the office you get thrown out at a speed of several thousand meters/s, it doesn't matter if you're on foot or in a tank.
40) You cannot reverse or walk backwards no matter how hard you try.
41) Even if you wield a gun in each hand you can only fire the one facing the enemy.
42) Missile launchers are hidden in the soldiers clothes and missiles spawn from the soldiers stomach.
Necroing the old 0.0 thread
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Mathias Black
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:03:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
This wins the internet.
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Frenden Dax
Dax Acquisitions
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:12:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
I can't stop laughing.
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Verys
Burning Technologies
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:35:00 -
[49]
43) If you happen to carry around the portable doomsday device you will be frozen for 30 seconds each time to look in awe on the destruction you have caused.
44) You can heal yourself at your base for a great sum of money or you can sit outside and bandage yourself for free.
45) If you carry a lot of weight with you and run straight into a lighter soldier he will shoot away from you at great velocity.
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Danks
Caldari
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:38:00 -
[50]
Originally by: namelessclone01
i lol'd ;)
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:40:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Verys
45) If you carry a lot of weight with you and run straight into a lighter soldier he will shoot away from you at great velocity.
This.
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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Shidhe
Minmatar
The Babylon5 Consortuim
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:41:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Johnnyan
Most of you people should search for the word "irony" in a dictionary...
You mean that I have to role play my own ironing or my nice dust uniform looks dusty? How long will this ironing take? Are there any skills that will make the creases sharper?
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Musical Fist
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:51:00 -
[53]
46) During 1100 - 1200 you wont be allowed to use any weapons
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Emo TraderJohn's Number 1 Fan!! |
Taxesarebad
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:01:00 -
[54]
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
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Exploding Tukey
Gallente
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:27:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Taxesarebad
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill.
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Originally by: CCP Fallout
Your face/your mom.
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:54:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Exploding Tukey
Originally by: Taxesarebad
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill.
To ride a bicycle you must learn the "training wheels" skill, which requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 3.
Haunting the forums since '03
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We have just updated Dodixie. We care a lot for Gallente.
NAVIGATOR <3 |
James Tritanius
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:55:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Amitious Turkey
Originally by: Exploding Tukey
Originally by: Taxesarebad
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill.
To ride a bicycle you must learn the "training wheels" skill, which requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 3.
Weirdly enough Jeep requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 5.
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Olleybear
I R' Carebear
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Posted - 2010.06.15 22:59:00 -
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47) You can choose to be a farmer instead of a soldier.
You tend your crops and get larger yields with weed pulling to lvl 5. You trade crops with farmers who have different crops. You've also heard that the soil is more fertile across the bridge. Trouble is, you cant see whats on the other side of the bridge until you have crossed it and you've heard its dangerous.
One day, with your trusty garden shovel in hand, you get up the nerve to cross the bridge . Immediatly upon reaching the other side you are grabbed by 10 guys, the **** is beaten out of you, they take all of your clothes, your hat, garden shovel, and after a particularly hard punch, your head pops off and starts rolling back across the bridge.
Just before you get out of sight, you hear them taunting you, yelling things like, "Its your own fault farmer boy!" and "We hope you've learned your lesson!" and "Yeah! We bad!".
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MrNeefe
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.06.16 00:03:00 -
[59]
Best topic Ever .
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Larinioides cornutus
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Posted - 2010.06.16 02:56:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 16/06/2010 03:01:22
Part 2 of submissions so far
34') You cannot target beyond a "magic" range even though your sniper rifle goes a lot further. -- Thargat (with modification)
36) If you accidentally hit your mates or civilians police officers will spawn at your location and kill you outright. -- Thargat (with modification)
37) If you're at war it's ok to turn the lobby into a battlefield, police will not intervene as long as you don't break #36. -- Thargat (with modification)
38) When click to move is active, you run through buildings or terrain. -- Thargat (sorry mate I think this sound better)
39) If someone changes the password to the office you immediately get thrown out at a speed of several thousand meters/s, it doesn't matter if you're on foot or in a tank. -- Thargat (with modification)
40) You cannot reverse or walk backwards no matter how hard you try. -- Thargat
41) Even if you wield a gun in each hand you can only fire the one facing the enemy. -- Thargat
42) Missile launchers are hidden in the soldiers clothes and missiles spawn from the soldiers stomach. -- Thargat
44) You can heal yourself at your base for a great sum of money or you can sit outside and bandage yourself for free. -- Verys (Bandaging inside is not possible)
45) If you carry a lot of weight with you and run straight into a lighter soldier he will be propelled away from you at great velocity. -- Verys (with modifications)
46.a) To drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days -- Taxesarebadto
46.b) To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill. -- Exploding Tukey
46.c) To ride a bicycle you must learn the "training wheels" skill, which requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 3. -- Amitious Turkey
46.d) Weirdly enough Jeep requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 5. -- James Tritanius |
Prieith
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.16 03:41:00 -
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You can overheat your gun, but after 1m15s you have to drop it to the ground and **** on it to let it cool off a bit before you can overheat again.
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Flossing
Method In Khaos
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Posted - 2010.06.18 11:40:00 -
[62]
If you go to your barracks to change your hat, you find the door is locked for 30 seconds when you try to leave. (Bwaaaa)<< noise impression!))
When you find your target, you have to press Ctrl/left click and wait a few seconds for your gun to lock on, before you can shoot him in the head.
If the guy is very short expect for him to be running around you biting you in the nuts for a few seconds before you can fire back.
Kicking dirt in their faces has a chance to blind them for a few seconds, and makes their guns lose their lock.
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Opertone
Caldari
Metalworks
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.06.18 11:55:00 -
[63]
only if EA games goes bust along with Activision and all CS fans go blind and unable to play.
Action game? Grenade launchers? Omg, why can't it be like System Shock 2? Why does it have to be like BF BC 2 mixed with FEAR and Counter Strike?
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Hemp Invader
GK inc.
Panda Team
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Posted - 2010.06.18 15:07:00 -
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Edited by: Hemp Invader on 18/06/2010 15:07:21
Your guns should have hislots, medslots and lowslots.
Your guns should have levels of technology: L1, named, L2 and capital guns.
If you want the biggest gun you would have to wait for over 3 months before a corporation can build it for you(this would require for said corp to travel to all types of planets and harvest wtf ammounts of PI goo)
When you die with the biggest gun ever it would be because the lag from opening a door was so huge that you can't see enemies shooting you for more than 15 minutes.
Using a specific gun should require at least: a)1 spreadsheat b)3 months of skilling
You will lose skillpoints if you lose a tech3 gun.
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MrBinary
Minmatar
Binary Systems
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Posted - 2010.06.18 16:06:00 -
[65]
Originally by: James Tritanius
Originally by: Amitious Turkey
Originally by: Exploding Tukey
Originally by: Taxesarebad
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill.
To ride a bicycle you must learn the "training wheels" skill, which requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 3.
Weirdly enough Jeep requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 5.
Very funny! thanks for the lols
"[ 2004.05.20 20:11:42 ] Hodal Xibur > Die MrBinary" |
Clocky
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Posted - 2010.06.19 11:35:00 -
[66]
If you need to run you have to wait for your character to point in the right direction and at the right speed before you can run. Also other players can stop you from running.
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TriIIian
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Posted - 2010.06.19 11:54:00 -
[67]
*Even though you just fired 6 bullets, you only get to hear 3.
Each time your RPG hits a building or rock you end up with 3 bits of trit in your pocket.
You wonder why there are so many suicide bombers, then you hear about insurance.
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Jennifer Fenring
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.06.19 12:07:00 -
[68]
- you start with civilian basters that do 5% damage of a normal weapon and it takes 3 months to optimize a single weapon (out of the 10 possible weapons);
- training "running", prerequisite for "soft-soled shoes" also take a few weeks each; when you start you can only walk at 3 km/hr
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Qolde
Minmatar
art of eve
Gunmen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2010.06.20 08:38:00 -
[69]
In reference to item 26) There will be people who never go out and shoot other dusties, they like to stack boxes, and are working to be the best box stacker ever.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world.
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Qolde
Minmatar
art of eve
Gunmen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2010.06.20 08:48:00 -
[70]
After you kill someone, you can go up to their corpse, and take some of their bones and skin. If you collect enough of this bone and skin, you can graft it to your own, to increase your stats, such as HP, Accuracy, or Speed.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world.
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ghosttr
Amarr
Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.06.20 09:12:00 -
[71]
- The rocket launcher sucks, always.
- people cant shoot at or effect you while running, nor can they do either when starting to run or slowing down.
- 1000 people can hide in 1 tiny shack.
- When your enemy is hiding in the same shack as you you cant see him or shoot him. but you know hes there.
- Shooting someone in the head does the same damage as shooting him in the foot.
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