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Jodie Amille
Kill Death Ratio
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:12:00 -
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21) The equip weapon/armor/equipment button is right beside the Discard weapon/armor/equipment button, and once discarded said item is gone for good. 
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:27:00 -
[32]
If there are a lot of combatants present, you must zoom out to maximum map view so you cannot see anything. Hopefully your aimbot is still doing its job.
T.
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Verys
Burning Technologies
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.06.15 14:44:00 -
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22) Spawning into a new clone has a 24 hour delay
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EndersChild
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:16:00 -
[34]
23) When youÆve battled tirelessly to reach the base and go to fit your pre-loaded attire and weapons to ensure you are correctly equipped for the next brutal step in the new harsh environment of the alien world, do look down to make sure your boots are on
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Duchess Starbuckington
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:20:00 -
[35]
 Quote:
When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
I really don't know why I found this image so funny
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Originally by: Dodgy Past
Can't see the Caldari approving of free love though.
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Sky Orcagna
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:23:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Sky Orcagna on 15/06/2010 15:25:25
24) The interface covers 90% of the screen, so it's not actually possible to "see" where you're going. Instead you just hit the Go button and automatically move there.
25) All the weapons have been pre-nerfed to ensure none get an unfair advantage. For example, the shotgun has a range of just 24" and makes a toilet sound when fired. The flamethrower does awesome damage, but is only useful against stationary targets or people who feel asleep on the floor. The BFG takes 15 minutes to charge, during which time you're not allowed to pass through any doors.
26) For every hour you engage in PvP first-person combat you have to spend 5-6 hours in a warehouse stacking boxes in order to make enough money to pay for ammo and health.
27) Team leaders can push a button which disbands the team and automatically logs everyone out of the game.
28) Before participating in PvP, it's generally necessaryt o train up these necessary skills (12-14 months training time):
- Applied Walking in a straight Line Dynamics
[*]Picking up a Gun Physics
Holding a Gun Specilization
Aiming a Gun Mechanics
Pulling a Trigger Racial Specilization
Sight (each skill level gives a 2% increase to the base distance of 3 feet a character can see)
Breathing and Bowel Movements
Opening Doors
Heimlich Maneuver
29) At an unpsecified time in the future, a DUST expansion will be released that will add the ability to actually walk around the levels and look at things. Coeewwwl! Until then characters are represented by a standard NATO icon on a 2D map.
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Darod Zyree
Gallente
Zyree Holding
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:29:00 -
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30) You have to have a spreadsheet for every 1 item your soldier needs to use.
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HalogenWraith
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:37:00 -
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Half the screen should be a spreadsheet.
Big weapons will not be able to kill smaller, weaker soldiers unless they are standing completely still.
If you run around other players quickly there should be no way for them to turn around and shoot you.
You can outrun explosions.
You will die horribly unless you team up with 500 other players and then the game crashes.
There will be a guy on Xbox chat that will call out soldiers' names in alphabetical order, then your whole team will turn and fire one shot into that soldier. Then another name is called.
Players will be able to run multiple soldiers at once and play them simultaneously.
The other team will always bring more soldiers.
There will be areas on every map that are owned by people, and you aren't allowed to go there on penalty of death.
There is a gun above every door and if you shoot someone at the door you instantly die. Everyone camps at doors.
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Assembly Turkey
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:13:00 -
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31) you need to stand still and shoot rocks before you can make your own bullets. your team is counting on you.
32) running around another play in circles is an effective strategy for not getting hit. mouse sensitivity has been reduced to correspond to the size of your gun so that it will take a few dozen swipes across your mouse pad before you can make a full circle if you are carrying a large weapon.
33) If you die, you lose your gun. If you have your gun you cannot fight but need to go and either hit rocks for a few weeks to make a new one or go and buy another gun, armor, utility belt, grenades, shoes, hat, sunglasses, and any accessory that you can fit on you.
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James Tritanius
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:19:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Assembly Turkey
32) running around another play in circles is an effective strategy for not getting hit. mouse sensitivity has been reduced to correspond to the size of your gun so that it will take a few dozen swipes across your mouse pad before you can make a full circle if you are carrying a large weapon.
Please implement!
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:22:00 -
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This thread wins the forum today.
Haunting the forums since '03
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We have just updated Dodixie. We care a lot for Gallente.
NAVIGATOR <3 |
Elldranga
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Posted - 2010.06.15 16:55:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 14/06/2010 19:41:37
1) Shotguns do less damage, or outright miss at point black range.
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Please add your own.
Interestingly enough, i find the following:
1) Blasters (erm... shotguns) do just fine if you don't approach so close that the barrel pokes out past the target. Optimal is there for a reason.
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:16:00 -
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Nice one OP. 
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Originally by: Bellum Eternus
That is the beauty of Eve, it's a crucible in which great minds are formed and the rest are ground to dust.
Bellum Eternus
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Exploding Tukey
Gallente
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:32:00 -
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34) Ability to set autopilot, where you run very fast to the next door, then sit down and crab walk slowly towards to door.
35) Ability to equip a MWD that will make you six times as big but run at ridiculous speeds.
--- SIG ---
Originally by: CCP Fallout
Your face/your mom.
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Stephanie MacKenzie
Farsight Enterprises LLC
Independent Faction
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:42:00 -
[45]
This thread wins. ^.^
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"You want FIVE BIRRION EESK!!?? F U!!! TOO BAD!! HERE BOMB!!"
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Thargat
Caldari
The Executives
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:46:00 -
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34) You cannot target or shoot beyond a "magic" range even though your sniper rifle goes a lot further.
35) If you throw a grenade you can injure your friends but if you fire a 1400mm howizer THROUGH them they're safe.
36) If you shoot the wrong person police officers will spawn at your location and kill you outright.
37) If you're at war it's ok to turn the local mall into a battlefield, police will not intervene as long as you don't break º36.
38) If you run really fast you can select the shortest path from A to B ignoring buildings or terrain, this does not work while walking.
39) If someone changes the password to the office you get thrown out at a speed of several thousand meters/s, it doesn't matter if you're on foot or in a tank.
40) You cannot reverse or walk backwards no matter how hard you try.
41) Even if you wield a gun in each hand you can only fire the one facing the enemy.
42) Missile launchers are hidden in the soldiers clothes and missiles spawn from the soldiers stomach.
Necroing the old 0.0 thread
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Mathias Black
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:03:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
This wins the internet.
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Frenden Dax
Dax Acquisitions
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Larinioides cornutus
12) Players only die from headshot. When they reach 0HP otherwise, the head will detach and can roll off to safety. Blood trail may be included.
I can't stop laughing.
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Verys
Burning Technologies
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:35:00 -
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43) If you happen to carry around the portable doomsday device you will be frozen for 30 seconds each time to look in awe on the destruction you have caused.
44) You can heal yourself at your base for a great sum of money or you can sit outside and bandage yourself for free.
45) If you carry a lot of weight with you and run straight into a lighter soldier he will shoot away from you at great velocity.
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Danks
Caldari
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: namelessclone01
i lol'd ;)
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:40:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Verys
45) If you carry a lot of weight with you and run straight into a lighter soldier he will shoot away from you at great velocity.
This.
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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Shidhe
Minmatar
The Babylon5 Consortuim
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:41:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Johnnyan
Most of you people should search for the word "irony" in a dictionary...
You mean that I have to role play my own ironing or my nice dust uniform looks dusty? How long will this ironing take? Are there any skills that will make the creases sharper?
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Musical Fist
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2010.06.15 18:51:00 -
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46) During 1100 - 1200 you wont be allowed to use any weapons
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Taxesarebad
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:01:00 -
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to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
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Exploding Tukey
Gallente
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Taxesarebad
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill.
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Originally by: CCP Fallout
Your face/your mom.
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Exploding Tukey
Originally by: Taxesarebad
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill.
To ride a bicycle you must learn the "training wheels" skill, which requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 3.
Haunting the forums since '03
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We have just updated Dodixie. We care a lot for Gallente.
NAVIGATOR <3 |
James Tritanius
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Posted - 2010.06.15 20:55:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Amitious Turkey
Originally by: Exploding Tukey
Originally by: Taxesarebad
to drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days
To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill.
To ride a bicycle you must learn the "training wheels" skill, which requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 3.
Weirdly enough Jeep requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 5.
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Olleybear
I R' Carebear
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Posted - 2010.06.15 22:59:00 -
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47) You can choose to be a farmer instead of a soldier.
You tend your crops and get larger yields with weed pulling to lvl 5. You trade crops with farmers who have different crops. You've also heard that the soil is more fertile across the bridge. Trouble is, you cant see whats on the other side of the bridge until you have crossed it and you've heard its dangerous.
One day, with your trusty garden shovel in hand, you get up the nerve to cross the bridge . Immediatly upon reaching the other side you are grabbed by 10 guys, the **** is beaten out of you, they take all of your clothes, your hat, garden shovel, and after a particularly hard punch, your head pops off and starts rolling back across the bridge.
Just before you get out of sight, you hear them taunting you, yelling things like, "Its your own fault farmer boy!" and "We hope you've learned your lesson!" and "Yeah! We bad!".
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MrNeefe
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.06.16 00:03:00 -
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Best topic Ever  .
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Larinioides cornutus
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Posted - 2010.06.16 02:56:00 -
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Edited by: Larinioides cornutus on 16/06/2010 03:01:22
Part 2 of submissions so far
34') You cannot target beyond a "magic" range even though your sniper rifle goes a lot further. -- Thargat (with modification)
36) If you accidentally hit your mates or civilians police officers will spawn at your location and kill you outright. -- Thargat (with modification)
37) If you're at war it's ok to turn the lobby into a battlefield, police will not intervene as long as you don't break #36. -- Thargat (with modification)
38) When click to move is active, you run through buildings or terrain. -- Thargat (sorry mate I think this sound better)
39) If someone changes the password to the office you immediately get thrown out at a speed of several thousand meters/s, it doesn't matter if you're on foot or in a tank. -- Thargat (with modification)
40) You cannot reverse or walk backwards no matter how hard you try. -- Thargat
41) Even if you wield a gun in each hand you can only fire the one facing the enemy. -- Thargat
42) Missile launchers are hidden in the soldiers clothes and missiles spawn from the soldiers stomach. -- Thargat
44) You can heal yourself at your base for a great sum of money or you can sit outside and bandage yourself for free. -- Verys (Bandaging inside is not possible)
45) If you carry a lot of weight with you and run straight into a lighter soldier he will be propelled away from you at great velocity. -- Verys (with modifications)
46.a) To drive a tank you have to learn how to drive a jeep for 15 days -- Taxesarebadto
46.b) To drive a jeep you must learn how to ride a bicycle and learn the 4 wheel drive skill. -- Exploding Tukey
46.c) To ride a bicycle you must learn the "training wheels" skill, which requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 3. -- Amitious Turkey
46.d) Weirdly enough Jeep requires "Tricycle with pink Ribbons" lvl 5. -- James Tritanius |
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