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CCP Fallout
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Posted - 2010.06.28 15:41:00 -
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Quafe is everyoneÆs favorite drink. Citizens and capsuleers alike guzzle it by the liter every chance they get. ôLost Starsö gives us a behind-the-scenes look at a small sector of the company that makes the hit soft drink: the good, the bad, and the tasty.
"Lost Starö is a new EVE Chronicle written by CCP Jasonitas.
Fallout
Associate Community Manager
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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The Wicked1
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Posted - 2010.06.28 15:47:00 -
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First 
Quafe FTW
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2010.06.28 15:47:00 -
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\o/ another nice read 
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Alexeph Stoekai
Stoekai Corp
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:00:00 -
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Considering that Quafe is one of EVE's biggest buyers of industrial waste and garbage, I'd say this is a step up in ingredient quality.
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Daggon BIgon
Amarr
Dako Ltd.
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:00:00 -
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Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:16:00 -
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Every business worth a dime
has an expandable scapegoat
to blame for the crime.
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All I want is a better mankind.
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Kenreikko Valitonen
Terra-Firmament Frontiers
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:20:00 -
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Great chron! Needs more Charleton Heston.
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Arboreal Feline
Nondegradable Tritanium Space Rodents
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Daggon BIgon
Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference.
Quafe+ is people!
Your signature was nothing more than an insult, and it had to go. Shadow. |
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CCP Jasonitas
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:39:00 -
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I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it.
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Youli Kepain
Scapegoats
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Jasonitas
I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it.
Definately beats the meat popsicles i used to consume.
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Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.28 16:50:00 -
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Failed Quafe+ slogans
Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product
Quafe+ mmmm meaty...
Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor
Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks
Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended
Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people!
Quafe+ Serving the masses!
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Baneken
Gallente
Aseveljet
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Posted - 2010.06.28 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Baillif
Failed Quafe+ slogans
Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product
Quafe+ mmmm meaty...
Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor
Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks
Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended
Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people!
Quafe+ Serving the masses!
Quafe+ Nothing is missing
Quafe+ It's all about you!
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Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.06.28 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: Baneken
Originally by: Baillif
Failed Quafe+ slogans
Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product
Quafe+ mmmm meaty...
Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor
Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks
Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended
Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people!
Quafe+ Serving the masses!
Quafe+ Nothing is missing
Quafe+ It's all about you!
Quafe+ It's you!
This signature is useless, but it is red.
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 19:37:00 -
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Quafe+
From the People, for the People
Quote:
According to the shipÆs security investigation, the stolen biomass was preserved with embalming liquids and DNA purifiers stolen from Lab C. Each preserved body maintained most of its structural integrity, and each body was formerly female. Most of the bodies contained some wounds and discoloration throughout the torso area, though the causes of these markings are unknown. Significant traces of DelviourÆs DNA have been found on some of the bodies as well.
And the company is more worried about the bodies as stolen company property, then about the necrophilia.
Eamom Delviour
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Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
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Jowen Datloran
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2010.06.28 19:43:00 -
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Quafe+, tastes like chicken.
Quafe+, from a former friend.
If you can't eat them, drink them. Quafe+.
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Mr. Science & Trade Institute - EVE Online Lorebook
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CCP Jasonitas
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Posted - 2010.06.28 20:22:00 -
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These slogans are all fantastic. You make me so proud.
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Maxsim Goratiev
Gallente
Imperial Tau Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.06.28 20:29:00 -
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Originally by: Alexeph Stoekai
Considering that Quafe is one of EVE's biggest buyers of industrial waste and garbage, I'd say this is a step up in ingredient quality.
lolz
Quafe +, it comes from the heart
Quafe+, from the depth of one's sole.. Not, body.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.06.28 20:35:00 -
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Quafe+ The taste of Mankind
Quafe+ A human touch
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All I want is a better mankind.
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Savasaan Todaro
Caldari
Black Lotus Heavy Industries
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2010.06.28 20:43:00 -
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That was rather disturbing. Humans taste yummy... *Nightmares*
No more drinking Quafe for me. Don't wanna get addicted to human biomass and start necrofeeding.
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Kenreikko Valitonen
Terra-Firmament Frontiers
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Posted - 2010.06.28 20:46:00 -
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Quafe+ SoonÖ
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Graelyn
Amarr
Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.06.28 21:02:00 -
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Nice chron.
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Milo Caman
Gallente
Anshar Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.06.28 21:08:00 -
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That's creeeepy.
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Originally by: Sarina Berghil
I think the reason your guns didn't work is because you're trying to hunt squirrels with Howitzers.
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rova T
Running with Knives
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Posted - 2010.06.28 21:21:00 -
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Quafe+ We put a little bit of you in every drink
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Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Eve Industrial Corp
Celestial Tribesmen
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Posted - 2010.06.28 22:38:00 -
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Soylent Greent is Quafe+
The increase in ingredient quality that someone commented on earlier is why it has the Plus sign.
Their next product should be called Quafe Max - zero biomass, zero taste.
View The Eve Industrial Organiser Site
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Jonathan Mcarthur
Caldari
Ethipi
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Posted - 2010.06.28 22:49:00 -
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Doesn't surprise me at all that Yosif's son was having sex with corpses, to be honest. Mostly from the undeniable logic that Perime mother was probably molesting Perime, ôirreconcilable differencesö and freezer full of female bodies kind of gives it away. Nasty stuff.
Now on to the biomass being used for drink additives, doesn't seem that bad to be honest, being how animal fat and other synthesis are found in processed foods everyday such as animal fat, gelatin, blood ect... I think the problem is that it's coming from Humans, and that's canabalism even if your Blood Raider.
I wonder if they used human semen for drink addictives, that would make sense on some level.
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Jorn Dwer
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.06.29 00:01:00 -
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Quafe+ like being kissed by an angel
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KoffeeKup
Caldari
Adderberry
Sspectre
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Posted - 2010.06.29 00:13:00 -
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Edited by: KoffeeKup on 29/06/2010 00:16:43
Edited by: KoffeeKup on 29/06/2010 00:16:02
Hmmmm... i always wonder why human flesh is so tantalizing.... i think it must taste like ham.
Reminds me of the Futarama episode where they explain where slerm comes from. Good Chroncile.
Anyway, few more wonderful slogans for Quafe, you sick Gallente bastards you!
Quafe+, You'll die to be apart of it!
Quafe+, Don't worry orphans! Your parents can be apart of you forever! If you can afford our drink that is.
Quafe+, Putting the 'CAN' back in CANNIBALISM!
Quafe+, I see dead people.... In my Quafe!
Quafe+, Putting the FUN back in FUNERAL!
Quafe+, We make eating dead people easy.
Quafe+, Revive the dead!
P.S. I'm drinking Quafe right now.
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Enosxike
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Posted - 2010.06.29 00:32:00 -
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Complexxxxxxxx!
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Terranid Meester
Tactical Assault and Recon Unit
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Posted - 2010.06.29 00:33:00 -
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My morgue is not affiliated with the Quafe corporation in any way at all. Everyone needs a resting place ;)
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Dex Kivuli
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.06.29 00:33:00 -
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Yet another reason to drink Starsi. Tastes like revenge!
Actually... That probably means it's made from Gallente biomass.
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