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Chromoys
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Posted - 2010.06.29 20:28:00 -
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Always thought the stuff kinda tasted like a$$...
Now I'd rather just not think about it.
Nice chron, though!
Cheers!
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Baroshi Hynas
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Posted - 2010.06.29 20:44:00 -
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Besides the part about the heartless capsuleer (why does CCP think that all capsuleers lost their humanity???) I liked it.
Now, my turn for Quafe+ quotes
Quafe+, made from 100% carebear. Quafe+, fuel the Pirate in you. Quafe+, now with more carebear in every can! Quafe+, buy a 10 pack and receive a limited edition Hulkageddon mug!
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Vereesa
Gallente Trojan Corps
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Posted - 2010.06.29 21:27:00 -
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Awesome chronicle. I like the way its all in diaries and letters and transcripts. Reminds me of Dracula.
Quafe+ It's to die for!
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Louella Dougans
Amarr Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.29 21:53:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char Mr. Itis, you are a wonderfully sick man. Thought the text was nicely nuanced, too.
Originally by: Nathan Jameson
Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else.
You could make psychotropic drugs out of some parts of the human body. Adrenochrome seems a likely candidate, but for something more subtle and like the effect in the story, I'd point at either the pineal or, more likely, the pituitary gland.
It;s Quafe Unleashed that was the ingame thing.
http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Quafe_Unleashed_formula
iirc it was something to do with mind-control o.0
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KoffeeKup
Caldari Adderberry Sspectre
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Posted - 2010.06.29 22:22:00 -
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Hmmmm....... So...
Quafe drinks are made out of Drugs, Garbage, and Dead people? Well, i think we found out how to solve the worlds problems. Think about it! Its the greenest solution ever! Turn all that bad stuff into food for the masses! The hippies should be happy! Its totally a gallente way of thinking! Next they will be using human waste and calling it Quafe Flush, It sure tastes like ****! I mean, Tastes like AWESOME!
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Cyron Logus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.06.30 00:51:00 -
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Edited by: Cyron Logus on 30/06/2010 00:52:20 Awesome story! But I'm going to have to say that, hands down, the best part are all of the hilarious Quafe slogans being posted! My turn!
Quafe+: Put a little human in you... Quafe+: Flavor that's more than skin deep... Quafe+: Now with 'No Pulp'! Quafe+: Recharge with someone's final discharge... Quafe+: It IS you!
And finally: have commercials sort of like Bush's Baked Beans with Duke the cadaver dog constantly trying to find the secret ingredient...
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Astenion
Blame The Bunny Bunny Nation
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Posted - 2010.06.30 01:16:00 -
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Great read...one of my favorites so far.
Quafe+: "You people eat Marmite and you're complaining about OUR additives?"
Quafe+: "Admit it: you've always wanted to be a zombie."
Quafe+: "For the cannibal necrophiliac in everyone"
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Lusulpher
Sinister Elite Supremacy.
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Posted - 2010.06.30 03:46:00 -
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Edited by: Lusulpher on 30/06/2010 03:48:25 Edited by: Lusulpher on 30/06/2010 03:47:11
Originally by: MechaMouse That story made me very thirsty.
Yeah, and these slogans aren't helping...
Quafe+ Just do it!
Quafe+ Do the duuuu-de.
Quafe+ Quenching the urge to consume all of Humanity.
Quafe+, best with fava beans and a nice chianti.
QuafeFUBU, For us, by us.[a subsidiary product of Quafe]
Quafe+, it was people...
Quafe+, from the makers of Bachelor Chow.
Quafe+ Get a little captain in ya...
Backdrop on cannibalism: Anyway in RL history sailors have ingested human flesh by accident[foreign encounter] or on purpose[the marooning of a whaling ships' crew by the whale later known as "Moby ****"]. It even has a nickname, "long pork"[bacon strips made from human thigh meat, sweet, sweet thigh meat...] My ancestors supposedly ate the hearts of their fallen enemies, to consume the soul of a worthy opponent[and to scare the **** out of the survivors!] It works.[last island to be conquered in the chain, \o/ and they slapped on an exile to weaken our warrior mentality, :much pride: ]
The real question is: why did God recycle the flesh of pigs to make Humans? Did God own a copy of Animal Farm... Or maybe Deliverance?
Once again, an appropriate PsyFi atmosphere for EvE.[we will digest the naysayers ] 4.0/4.5
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Xaeyl
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Posted - 2010.07.01 07:51:00 -
[69]
lolz@posts
Quafe+, You're next. Quafe+, One sip for your Mum, One Giant gulp for your Aunt Bunny.
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Urbricht Tremadog
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Posted - 2010.07.01 10:40:00 -
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...In Soviet Russia, Quafe+ drinks you!
...I'll get my coat.
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Ultin Harvor
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Posted - 2010.07.01 14:11:00 -
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Quafe+: We are with you all the way. Quafe+: It wouldn't be the same without you. Quafe+: Get involved. Quafe+: Now with more body.
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Bobaflex Doomwalker
Gallente Clann Fian Blood Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.02 08:36:00 -
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I love it. Really, I do.
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Meleric
Caldari Verteidiger des wahren Bloedsinns
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Posted - 2010.07.02 14:51:00 -
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Yeah, a great writing again !
But I have to agree with some, that this is a very dark painting of EVE you made here. Intrigues and other dodges are good to read too ... ;-)
Keep up the good work with this Chronicles !
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Dracnys
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.07.02 22:22:00 -
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Great chronicle! I always suspected that Quafe had some evil secret, they're Gallente after all.
Quafe+: Closing the circle of life Quafe+: Now with 100% more brains Quafe+: 100% bone-free
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Tsunasis
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.07.03 12:49:00 -
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Quafe+: Because You're Worth It! Quafe+: Treat Yourself to the Best in Life! Quafe+: Taste Greatness! Quafe+: Escape From Your Troubles Today!
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Creed Richards
Minmatar Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2010.07.08 03:50:00 -
[76]
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That chronicle...is...just...wrong.
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Darnoken
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Posted - 2010.07.11 08:03:00 -
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Quote: We have added more ships to our fleet and expanded our harvesting range to include Republic space.
Quafe+, the taste of freedom |
Eipok Kruden
Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2010.07.11 21:13:00 -
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Countless Caldari died in the making of this amazing drink, so be a patriot and drink Quafe+ today! Win the war, one sip at a time!
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Typhado3
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.07.11 21:34:00 -
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Quote: An excerpt from a speech by Gheyr Aillon toinvestors:
Quote: Dasegne Oleart, InternalAffairs, Quafe Corpoartion
Very nice chron. I wonder if any of my corpses ended up in one of those drinks. ------------------------------ God is an afk cloaker |
Dereck Drebin
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Posted - 2010.07.12 15:02:00 -
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They're drinking her.........and then they're going to drink me! Oh my GAAAAAWWWWD!
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m3talc0re X
Caldari SandStorm.
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Posted - 2010.07.20 13:37:00 -
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This reminds me of the drink from the Oddworld series... http://oddworldlibrary.net/toe/SoulStorm_Brew
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Reikenji Saito
Gallente Tironci Culvarin Inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.28 11:25:00 -
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Edited by: Reikenji Saito on 28/07/2010 11:25:47 Quafe+, because you need somewhere to hide your ex's body.
Quafe+, because breast feeding just wasn't enough.
Quafe+, inbibing your descendants with your essence.
Good read.
Rei
::edited for spelling error::
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Sketchy McGillis
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Posted - 2010.08.01 02:58:00 -
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Edited by: Sketchy McGillis on 01/08/2010 02:58:00
Originally by: Chromoys Always thought the stuff kinda tasted like a$$...
Now I'd rather just not think about it.
Nice chron, though!
Cheers!
you probably just got a bad can, lol! Indeed a great read though!
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Marcus Gideon
Gallente Federal Defense Operations
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Posted - 2010.08.20 20:00:00 -
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Quafe+ The flavor varies from person to person? |
Ghost Rider86
Caldari Phoenix Interstellar Corp
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Posted - 2010.08.22 08:28:00 -
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Edited by: Ghost Rider86 on 22/08/2010 08:30:34 Quafe+, Blood raiders approve Quafe+, Feed the beast in you Quafe+, Feed the Great White Shark in you(r aquarium)! Quafe+, Listen to your thirst Quafe+, You know you like it Quafe+, Hannibal Lecter's favourite Drink Quafe+, If your plane crashes on snowy mountain Quafe+, When all is left is bones Quafe diet+, Loose weight, keep the proteins (Anorexia nervosa approved) Quafe+, Down to the Bone Quafe+ for men, "It gave me 3 inches!" Quafe+ for women, "I wear D-cup now!" Quafe+ for stupid, Made from scientists Quafe Dog+, SURPRISE! _______________________________________________
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Ae0lian
Caldari Militaris Industries Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.23 05:04:00 -
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Quafe+ IS MADE OF PEOPLE!
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