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CCP Dropbear
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Posted - 2010.06.29 01:10:00 -
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The slogans are epic, have to agree with Jasonitas.
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Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.29 01:50:00 -
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Quafe+ Because you are what you drink! Quafe+ Now approved for human consumption! Quafe+ The drink that eats like a meal! Quafe+ The best part is our people!
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Glowstix
Minmatar Haters Gonna Hate
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Posted - 2010.06.29 02:19:00 -
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Way to tease us about salvage drones :(
Awesome chron! You should write more of 'em Also made me a feel a bit more creepy/guilty about my collection of ~50 frozen capsuleer corpses in an industrial freezer in an UNDISCLOSED STATION.
Quote: Quafe+, Putting the FUN back in FUNERAL!
I lol'd.
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Rens Pricemaster
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Posted - 2010.06.29 02:21:00 -
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I'd like 200 bottles please. Also, do I get a discount if I orbital bombard a planet for you?
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Uzbard
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.06.29 02:26:00 -
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So when is Quafe going to start making Soylent Green? "Life's purpose is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy smoke...what a ride!" |
Primaryis Myship
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Posted - 2010.06.29 03:56:00 -
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Originally by: Savasaan Todaro That was rather disturbing. Humans taste yummy... *Nightmares*
Like slightly sweet pork, in fact.
Smell like it too.
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Bio Reactor
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.06.29 04:01:00 -
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" Like new salvage drones (for about half of the ships, at least)."
salvage drones, you say. interesting.
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Kel Kun
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Posted - 2010.06.29 05:05:00 -
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Euh... By what should I begin with... ah yea! What happened with the Old Man's tale? This problem was solved ages ago; No need of crews, all is automated... No need to use dead bodies, all is synthetisable (proper orthograph of this word may differ) I admit it is funnier knowing theres a crew in your ship, That's why my own crew is synthetised machines looking and being like the humans (our likes)do, doing the automations.
Ahhh those Gallente, another snake trick leading to evil hehe, Nice Try! Think what you wanna think but think!
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.06.29 05:49:00 -
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Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer on 29/06/2010 05:49:39
Originally by: Arboreal Feline
Originally by: Daggon BIgon Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference.
Quafe+ is people!
beat me to it
Hey this stuff about capsuleers getting people killed so much makes me ashamed to be one.
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KoffeeKup
Caldari Adderberry Sspectre
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Posted - 2010.06.29 07:33:00 -
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Originally by: Glowstix Way to tease us about salvage drones :(
Awesome chron! You should write more of 'em Also made me a feel a bit more creepy/guilty about my collection of ~50 frozen capsuleer corpses in an industrial freezer in an UNDISCLOSED STATION.
Quote: Quafe+, Putting the FUN back in FUNERAL!
I lol'd.
Salvage Drones would be teh epic ****. And glad i made some1 laugh.
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Aerilis
Gallente Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.06.29 07:43:00 -
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I'm never drinking Quafe again :/
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Anabella Rella
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2010.06.29 08:35:00 -
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Edited by: Anabella Rella on 29/06/2010 08:36:01
Now everyone in my corp will understand why I never drink Quafe! Thukker whiskey FTW.
Quafe+ The taste of today's generation What you want is irrelevant. What you've chosen is at hand. |
Dalilus
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Posted - 2010.06.29 08:50:00 -
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Quafe+ The human esence Quafe+ Never be lonely again! Quafe+ Enjoy life with someone else Quafe+ Need a stiff drink? Quafe+ For the meat eater in you
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Nikilaiki Ruutarhara
Caldari Project Daedalid
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Posted - 2010.06.29 08:59:00 -
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Quafe+ SCC tested, Covenant approved.
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Winters Chill
Amarr Shadow Legion. Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.06.29 09:35:00 -
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My favorite part of the story
"We hope to provide a human element to Quafe"
Oh my turn.
Quafe+ because starship pilots have great taste.
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Sonkut
Minmatar The Motley Few
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Posted - 2010.06.29 09:50:00 -
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Edited by: Sonkut on 29/06/2010 09:52:30 gota add one myself ... in fact i think IÆve seen this one in real life somewhere -
Quafe+ Because life tastes GREAT! Hmm, what about: Quafe+, because they were worth it! or, Quafe+, full of essential nutrients. god they just keep coming... Quafe+, dying to be a part of it. Quafe+: the Pirates beverage, full of weeping relatives.
Edit: 1 more, Quafe+, Tastes like victory.
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Ghorrn Kranthil
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Posted - 2010.06.29 10:12:00 -
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just as Veaulore stated... "We hope to provide a human element to Quafe ..."
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Luwc
Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.06.29 10:31:00 -
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ewwww
I stick with spirits ... unless quafe+ is made out of exotic dancers (prefer the female taste)
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.06.29 11:06:00 -
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Was it just me, or was that a lot of chronicle for a "surprise" ending that was obvious from the start?
Maybe I'm missing some deeper implication hidden in the text.
Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.06.29 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Luwc ewwww
I stick with spirits ... unless quafe+ is made out of exotic dancers (prefer the female taste)
Spirits are fermented biomass (guess which kind) if you're going for expensive stuff and the cheap booze is just synthetic alcohol plus water plus flavoring agents (guess where it comes from). Or why do you think they're called "spirits"? -------- All I want is a better mankind.
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Punx Evangeline
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Posted - 2010.06.29 11:43:00 -
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Soylent Green. Nice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green
-Punx ________________________ Compared to mine... what is your crime?
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Sonkut
Minmatar The Motley Few
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Posted - 2010.06.29 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: Nathan Jameson Was it just me, or was that a lot of chronicle for a "surprise" ending that was obvious from the start?
Maybe I'm missing some deeper implication hidden in the text.
Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else.
is that not quafe ultra?
also, Quafe+, choc full of care bear tears :P
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Alban Wellis
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Posted - 2010.06.29 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Jasonitas I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it.
Just my 5 cents:
after a race in the mud, I used to have a problem cleaning all the mechanical parts of my bike until I found Quafe+ was able to clean all the gripped bolts easing the maintenance...
uhmmm... wait... that was not Quafe+
anyway, much better than WD40 for an enduro biker
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Abhaya meshdatar
Minmatar Caeli et Terra
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Posted - 2010.06.29 12:35:00 -
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Edited by: Abhaya meshdatar on 29/06/2010 12:35:42
Originally by: KoffeeKup
Im imagining a funeral where every1 is all excited cause the casket is full of Quafe+ instead of Dad or Mom's corpse and all the people are giving the thumbs up and drinking as much as they can.
best comment by far. ----
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Evanda Char
Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2010.06.29 13:23:00 -
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Mr. Itis, you are a wonderfully sick man. Thought the text was nicely nuanced, too.
Originally by: Nathan Jameson
Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else.
You could make psychotropic drugs out of some parts of the human body. Adrenochrome seems a likely candidate, but for something more subtle and like the effect in the story, I'd point at either the pineal or, more likely, the pituitary gland. -Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Aineko Macx
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Posted - 2010.06.29 13:25:00 -
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Not so great chronicle tbh. Wheres the subtlety, the hidden layers of meaning, the open end? It's all straight and blunt.
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Axemaster
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Posted - 2010.06.29 13:57:00 -
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Why can't we have a happy or upbeat chronicle for once? I mean, I get it that the Eve universe is harsh and dark, but you've painted it completely black! I mean, drinking the dead? And previously, slaughtering millions of people for a profit in plain sight (while law enforcement does nothing)?
I mean really, the chronicles have become a theatre of the absurd. It seems like the writers are just trying to outdo each other in how horrible they can make their stories.
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MechaMouse
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Posted - 2010.06.29 14:28:00 -
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That story made me very thirsty.
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Julius Maagnus
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Posted - 2010.06.29 15:21:00 -
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Edited by: Julius Maagnus on 29/06/2010 15:23:28 Well, after reading these, I had to come up with some of my own. Here goes:
Quafe+ Because sometimes life can be too much. Quafe+ We have one for everyone. Try our three best sellers, Mature, Adolescent, and our all new Infant formula. Quafe+ Try our new Punch Melody«. Because eventually we all punch out. Quafe+ The drink of the future with the flavor of the past. Quafe+ Drink one today, you might be one tomorrow. Quafe+ Every Capsuleers destiny. Quafe+ Why cremate when you can clelebrate! I hope these win some prizes.
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Azura Noctis
Amarr SWARTA Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.06.29 17:35:00 -
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Quafe+ Bringing back your taste for humankind. Quafe+ Joining people together again with great taste!
Awesome read as usual guys. ;)
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