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CCP Fallout	Posted - 2010.06.28 15:41:00 - [1] Quafe is everyoneÆs favorite drink. Citizens and capsuleers alike guzzle it by the liter every chance they get. ôLost Starsö gives us a behind-the-scenes look at a small sector of the company that makes the hit soft drink: the good, the bad, and the tasty. "Lost Starö is a new EVE Chronicle written by CCP Jasonitas. Fallout Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us

The Wicked1	Posted - 2010.06.28 15:47:00 - [2] First Quafe FTW EVE Players != Reading comprehension

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2010.06.28 15:47:00 - [3] \o/ another nice read Secure 3rd party service \| my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

Alexeph Stoekai Stoekai Corp	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:00:00 - [4] Considering that Quafe is one of EVE's biggest buyers of industrial waste and garbage, I'd say this is a step up in ingredient quality. -----
Daggon BIgon Amarr Dako Ltd.	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:00:00 - [5] Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:16:00 - [6] Every business worth a dime has an expandable scapegoat to blame for the crime. -------- All I want is a better mankind.
Kenreikko Valitonen Terra-Firmament Frontiers	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:20:00 - [7] Great chron! Needs more Charleton Heston.
Arboreal Feline Nondegradable Tritanium Space Rodents	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:32:00 - [8] Originally by: Daggon BIgon Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference. Quafe+ is people! Your signature was nothing more than an insult, and it had to go. Shadow.

CCP Jasonitas	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:39:00 - [9] I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it.

Youli Kepain Scapegoats	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:45:00 - [10] Originally by: CCP Jasonitas I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it. Definately beats the meat popsicles i used to consume.

Baillif Red Mist Inc.	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:50:00 - [11] Failed Quafe+ slogans Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product Quafe+ mmmm meaty... Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people! Quafe+ Serving the masses!
Baneken Gallente Aseveljet	Posted - 2010.06.28 17:52:00 - [12] Originally by: Baillif Failed Quafe+ slogans Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product Quafe+ mmmm meaty... Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people! Quafe+ Serving the masses! Quafe+ Nothing is missing Quafe+ It's all about you! http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
Bagehi Association of Commonwealth Enterprises Gentlemen's Club	Posted - 2010.06.28 18:51:00 - [13] Originally by: Baneken Originally by: Baillif Failed Quafe+ slogans Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product Quafe+ mmmm meaty... Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people! Quafe+ Serving the masses! Quafe+ Nothing is missing Quafe+ It's all about you! Quafe+ It's you! This signature is useless, but it is red.
Deviana Sevidon Gallente Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance	Posted - 2010.06.28 19:37:00 - [14] Quafe+ From the People, for the People Quote: According to the shipÆs security investigation, the stolen biomass was preserved with embalming liquids and DNA purifiers stolen from Lab C. Each preserved body maintained most of its structural integrity, and each body was formerly female. Most of the bodies contained some wounds and discoloration throughout the torso area, though the causes of these markings are unknown. Significant traces of DelviourÆs DNA have been found on some of the bodies as well. And the company is more worried about the bodies as stolen company property, then about the necrophilia. Eamom Delviour Quote: Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
Jowen Datloran Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2010.06.28 19:43:00 - [15] Quafe+, tastes like chicken. Quafe+, from a former friend. If you can't eat them, drink them. Quafe+. ---------------- Mr. Science & Trade Institute - EVE Online Lorebook

CCP Jasonitas	Posted - 2010.06.28 20:22:00 - [16] These slogans are all fantastic. You make me so proud.

Maxsim Goratiev Gallente Imperial Tau Syndicate	Posted - 2010.06.28 20:29:00 - [17] Originally by: Alexeph Stoekai Considering that Quafe is one of EVE's biggest buyers of industrial waste and garbage, I'd say this is a step up in ingredient quality. lolz Quafe +, it comes from the heart Quafe+, from the depth of one's sole.. Not, body.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2010.06.28 20:35:00 - [18] Quafe+ The taste of Mankind Quafe+ A human touch -------- All I want is a better mankind.
Savasaan Todaro Caldari Black Lotus Heavy Industries Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2010.06.28 20:43:00 - [19] That was rather disturbing. Humans taste yummy... Nightmares No more drinking Quafe for me. Don't wanna get addicted to human biomass and start necrofeeding.
Kenreikko Valitonen Terra-Firmament Frontiers	Posted - 2010.06.28 20:46:00 - [20] Quafe+ SoonÖ

Graelyn Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies	Posted - 2010.06.28 21:02:00 - [21] Nice chron. -------
Milo Caman Gallente Anshar Incorporated	Posted - 2010.06.28 21:08:00 - [22] That's creeeepy. --- Originally by: Sarina Berghil I think the reason your guns didn't work is because you're trying to hunt squirrels with Howitzers.
rova T Running with Knives	Posted - 2010.06.28 21:21:00 - [23] Quafe+ We put a little bit of you in every drink
Sidrat Flush Caldari Eve Industrial Corp Celestial Tribesmen	Posted - 2010.06.28 22:38:00 - [24] Soylent Greent is Quafe+ The increase in ingredient quality that someone commented on earlier is why it has the Plus sign. Their next product should be called Quafe Max - zero biomass, zero taste. View The Eve Industrial Organiser Site
Jonathan Mcarthur Caldari Ethipi	Posted - 2010.06.28 22:49:00 - [25] Doesn't surprise me at all that Yosif's son was having sex with corpses, to be honest. Mostly from the undeniable logic that Perime mother was probably molesting Perime, ôirreconcilable differencesö and freezer full of female bodies kind of gives it away. Nasty stuff. Now on to the biomass being used for drink additives, doesn't seem that bad to be honest, being how animal fat and other synthesis are found in processed foods everyday such as animal fat, gelatin, blood ect... I think the problem is that it's coming from Humans, and that's canabalism even if your Blood Raider. I wonder if they used human semen for drink addictives, that would make sense on some level.
Jorn Dwer Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2010.06.29 00:01:00 - [26] Quafe+ like being kissed by an angel
KoffeeKup Caldari Adderberry Sspectre	Posted - 2010.06.29 00:13:00 - [27] Edited by: KoffeeKup on 29/06/2010 00:16:43 Edited by: KoffeeKup on 29/06/2010 00:16:02 Hmmmm... i always wonder why human flesh is so tantalizing.... i think it must taste like ham. Reminds me of the Futarama episode where they explain where slerm comes from. Good Chroncile. Anyway, few more wonderful slogans for Quafe, you sick Gallente bastards you! Quafe+, You'll die to be apart of it! Quafe+, Don't worry orphans! Your parents can be apart of you forever! If you can afford our drink that is. Quafe+, Putting the 'CAN' back in CANNIBALISM! Quafe+, I see dead people.... In my Quafe! Quafe+, Putting the FUN back in FUNERAL! Quafe+, We make eating dead people easy. Quafe+, Revive the dead! P.S. I'm drinking Quafe right now.
Enosxike	Posted - 2010.06.29 00:32:00 - [28] Complexxxxxxxx!
Terranid Meester Tactical Assault and Recon Unit	Posted - 2010.06.29 00:33:00 - [29] My morgue is not affiliated with the Quafe corporation in any way at all. Everyone needs a resting place ;)
Dex Kivuli Caldari Lai Dai Infinity Systems	Posted - 2010.06.29 00:33:00 - [30] Yet another reason to drink Starsi. Tastes like revenge! Actually... That probably means it's made from Gallente biomass.


CCP Dropbear	Posted - 2010.06.29 01:10:00 - [31] The slogans are epic, have to agree with Jasonitas.

Baillif Red Mist Inc.	Posted - 2010.06.29 01:50:00 - [32] Quafe+ Because you are what you drink! Quafe+ Now approved for human consumption! Quafe+ The drink that eats like a meal! Quafe+ The best part is our people!
Glowstix Minmatar Haters Gonna Hate	Posted - 2010.06.29 02:19:00 - [33] Way to tease us about salvage drones :( Awesome chron! You should write more of 'em Also made me a feel a bit more creepy/guilty about my collection of ~50 frozen capsuleer corpses in an industrial freezer in an UNDISCLOSED STATION. Quote: Quafe+, Putting the FUN back in FUNERAL! I lol'd.
Rens Pricemaster	Posted - 2010.06.29 02:21:00 - [34] I'd like 200 bottles please. Also, do I get a discount if I orbital bombard a planet for you?
Uzbard Minmatar	Posted - 2010.06.29 02:26:00 - [35] So when is Quafe going to start making Soylent Green? "Life's purpose is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy smoke...what a ride!"
Primaryis Myship	Posted - 2010.06.29 03:56:00 - [36] Originally by: Savasaan Todaro That was rather disturbing. Humans taste yummy... Nightmares Like slightly sweet pork, in fact. Smell like it too.
Bio Reactor Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2010.06.29 04:01:00 - [37] " Like new salvage drones (for about half of the ships, at least)." salvage drones, you say. interesting.
Kel Kun	Posted - 2010.06.29 05:05:00 - [38] Euh... By what should I begin with... ah yea! What happened with the Old Man's tale? This problem was solved ages ago; No need of crews, all is automated... No need to use dead bodies, all is synthetisable (proper orthograph of this word may differ) I admit it is funnier knowing theres a crew in your ship, That's why my own crew is synthetised machines looking and being like the humans (our likes)do, doing the automations. Ahhh those Gallente, another snake trick leading to evil hehe, Nice Try! Think what you wanna think but think!
Herzog Wolfhammer Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2010.06.29 05:49:00 - [39] Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer on 29/06/2010 05:49:39 Originally by: Arboreal Feline Originally by: Daggon BIgon Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference. Quafe+ is people! beat me to it Hey this stuff about capsuleers getting people killed so much makes me ashamed to be one.
KoffeeKup Caldari Adderberry Sspectre	Posted - 2010.06.29 07:33:00 - [40] Originally by: Glowstix Way to tease us about salvage drones :( Awesome chron! You should write more of 'em Also made me a feel a bit more creepy/guilty about my collection of ~50 frozen capsuleer corpses in an industrial freezer in an UNDISCLOSED STATION. Quote: Quafe+, Putting the FUN back in FUNERAL! I lol'd. Salvage Drones would be teh epic ****. And glad i made some1 laugh.

Aerilis Gallente Percussive Diplomacy	Posted - 2010.06.29 07:43:00 - [41] I'm never drinking Quafe again :/
Anabella Rella Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2010.06.29 08:35:00 - [42] Edited by: Anabella Rella on 29/06/2010 08:36:01 Now everyone in my corp will understand why I never drink Quafe! Thukker whiskey FTW. Quafe+ The taste of today's generation What you want is irrelevant. What you've chosen is at hand.
Dalilus	Posted - 2010.06.29 08:50:00 - [43] Quafe+ The human esence Quafe+ Never be lonely again! Quafe+ Enjoy life with someone else Quafe+ Need a stiff drink? Quafe+ For the meat eater in you
Nikilaiki Ruutarhara Caldari Project Daedalid	Posted - 2010.06.29 08:59:00 - [44] Quafe+ SCC tested, Covenant approved.
Winters Chill Amarr Shadow Legion. Talos Coalition	Posted - 2010.06.29 09:35:00 - [45] My favorite part of the story "We hope to provide a human element to Quafe" Oh my turn. Quafe+ because starship pilots have great taste.
Sonkut Minmatar The Motley Few	Posted - 2010.06.29 09:50:00 - [46] Edited by: Sonkut on 29/06/2010 09:52:30 gota add one myself ... in fact i think IÆve seen this one in real life somewhere - Quafe+ Because life tastes GREAT! Hmm, what about: Quafe+, because they were worth it! or, Quafe+, full of essential nutrients. god they just keep coming... Quafe+, dying to be a part of it. Quafe+: the Pirates beverage, full of weeping relatives. Edit: 1 more, Quafe+, Tastes like victory.
Ghorrn Kranthil	Posted - 2010.06.29 10:12:00 - [47] just as Veaulore stated... "We hope to provide a human element to Quafe ..."
Luwc Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League	Posted - 2010.06.29 10:31:00 - [48] ewwww I stick with spirits ... unless quafe+ is made out of exotic dancers (prefer the female taste)
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.06.29 11:06:00 - [49] Was it just me, or was that a lot of chronicle for a "surprise" ending that was obvious from the start? Maybe I'm missing some deeper implication hidden in the text. Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2010.06.29 11:39:00 - [50] Originally by: Luwc ewwww I stick with spirits ... unless quafe+ is made out of exotic dancers (prefer the female taste) Spirits are fermented biomass (guess which kind) if you're going for expensive stuff and the cheap booze is just synthetic alcohol plus water plus flavoring agents (guess where it comes from). Or why do you think they're called "spirits"? -------- All I want is a better mankind.

Punx Evangeline	Posted - 2010.06.29 11:43:00 - [51] Soylent Green. Nice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green -Punx ________________________ Compared to mine... what is your crime?
Sonkut Minmatar The Motley Few	Posted - 2010.06.29 11:46:00 - [52] Originally by: Nathan Jameson Was it just me, or was that a lot of chronicle for a "surprise" ending that was obvious from the start? Maybe I'm missing some deeper implication hidden in the text. Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else. is that not quafe ultra? also, Quafe+, choc full of care bear tears :P
Alban Wellis	Posted - 2010.06.29 12:13:00 - [53] Originally by: CCP Jasonitas I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it. Just my 5 cents: after a race in the mud, I used to have a problem cleaning all the mechanical parts of my bike until I found Quafe+ was able to clean all the gripped bolts easing the maintenance... uhmmm... wait... that was not Quafe+ anyway, much better than WD40 for an enduro biker
Abhaya meshdatar Minmatar Caeli et Terra	Posted - 2010.06.29 12:35:00 - [54] Edited by: Abhaya meshdatar on 29/06/2010 12:35:42 Originally by: KoffeeKup Im imagining a funeral where every1 is all excited cause the casket is full of Quafe+ instead of Dad or Mom's corpse and all the people are giving the thumbs up and drinking as much as they can. best comment by far. ----
Evanda Char Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari	Posted - 2010.06.29 13:23:00 - [55] Mr. Itis, you are a wonderfully sick man. Thought the text was nicely nuanced, too. Originally by: Nathan Jameson Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else. You could make psychotropic drugs out of some parts of the human body. Adrenochrome seems a likely candidate, but for something more subtle and like the effect in the story, I'd point at either the pineal or, more likely, the pituitary gland. -Eva- Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time
Aineko Macx	Posted - 2010.06.29 13:25:00 - [56] Not so great chronicle tbh. Wheres the subtlety, the hidden layers of meaning, the open end? It's all straight and blunt.
Axemaster	Posted - 2010.06.29 13:57:00 - [57] Why can't we have a happy or upbeat chronicle for once? I mean, I get it that the Eve universe is harsh and dark, but you've painted it completely black! I mean, drinking the dead? And previously, slaughtering millions of people for a profit in plain sight (while law enforcement does nothing)? I mean really, the chronicles have become a theatre of the absurd. It seems like the writers are just trying to outdo each other in how horrible they can make their stories.
MechaMouse	Posted - 2010.06.29 14:28:00 - [58] That story made me very thirsty.
Julius Maagnus	Posted - 2010.06.29 15:21:00 - [59] Edited by: Julius Maagnus on 29/06/2010 15:23:28 Well, after reading these, I had to come up with some of my own. Here goes: Quafe+ Because sometimes life can be too much. Quafe+ We have one for everyone. Try our three best sellers, Mature, Adolescent, and our all new Infant formula. Quafe+ Try our new Punch Melody«. Because eventually we all punch out. Quafe+ The drink of the future with the flavor of the past. Quafe+ Drink one today, you might be one tomorrow. Quafe+ Every Capsuleers destiny. Quafe+ Why cremate when you can clelebrate! I hope these win some prizes.
Azura Noctis Amarr SWARTA Mostly Clueless	Posted - 2010.06.29 17:35:00 - [60] Quafe+ Bringing back your taste for humankind. Quafe+ Joining people together again with great taste! Awesome read as usual guys. ;)

Chromoys	Posted - 2010.06.29 20:28:00 - [61] Always thought the stuff kinda tasted like a$$... Now I'd rather just not think about it. Nice chron, though! Cheers!
Baroshi Hynas	Posted - 2010.06.29 20:44:00 - [62] Besides the part about the heartless capsuleer (why does CCP think that all capsuleers lost their humanity???) I liked it. Now, my turn for Quafe+ quotes Quafe+, made from 100% carebear. Quafe+, fuel the Pirate in you. Quafe+, now with more carebear in every can! Quafe+, buy a 10 pack and receive a limited edition Hulkageddon mug!
Vereesa Gallente Trojan Corps	Posted - 2010.06.29 21:27:00 - [63] Awesome chronicle. I like the way its all in diaries and letters and transcripts. Reminds me of Dracula. Quafe+ It's to die for!
Louella Dougans Amarr Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine	Posted - 2010.06.29 21:53:00 - [64] Originally by: Evanda Char Mr. Itis, you are a wonderfully sick man. Thought the text was nicely nuanced, too. Originally by: Nathan Jameson Also, I thought from one of the in-game missions that Quafe+ was actually made using a psychotropic drug. But maybe I'm thinking of something else. You could make psychotropic drugs out of some parts of the human body. Adrenochrome seems a likely candidate, but for something more subtle and like the effect in the story, I'd point at either the pineal or, more likely, the pituitary gland. It;s Quafe Unleashed that was the ingame thing. http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Quafe_Unleashed_formula iirc it was something to do with mind-control o.0 Be A Space Nun! It's Fun!!
KoffeeKup Caldari Adderberry Sspectre	Posted - 2010.06.29 22:22:00 - [65] Hmmmm....... So... Quafe drinks are made out of Drugs, Garbage, and Dead people? Well, i think we found out how to solve the worlds problems. Think about it! Its the greenest solution ever! Turn all that bad stuff into food for the masses! The hippies should be happy! Its totally a gallente way of thinking! Next they will be using human waste and calling it Quafe Flush, It sure tastes like ****! I mean, Tastes like AWESOME!
Cyron Logus Minmatar	Posted - 2010.06.30 00:51:00 - [66] Edited by: Cyron Logus on 30/06/2010 00:52:20 Awesome story! But I'm going to have to say that, hands down, the best part are all of the hilarious Quafe slogans being posted! My turn! Quafe+: Put a little human in you... Quafe+: Flavor that's more than skin deep... Quafe+: Now with 'No Pulp'! Quafe+: Recharge with someone's final discharge... Quafe+: It IS you! And finally: have commercials sort of like Bush's Baked Beans with Duke the cadaver dog constantly trying to find the secret ingredient...
Astenion Blame The Bunny Bunny Nation	Posted - 2010.06.30 01:16:00 - [67] Great read...one of my favorites so far. Quafe+: "You people eat Marmite and you're complaining about OUR additives?" Quafe+: "Admit it: you've always wanted to be a zombie." Quafe+: "For the cannibal necrophiliac in everyone"
Lusulpher Sinister Elite Supremacy.	Posted - 2010.06.30 03:46:00 - [68] Edited by: Lusulpher on 30/06/2010 03:48:25 Edited by: Lusulpher on 30/06/2010 03:47:11 Originally by: MechaMouse That story made me very thirsty. Yeah, and these slogans aren't helping... Quafe+ Just do it! Quafe+ Do the duuuu-de. Quafe+ Quenching the urge to consume all of Humanity. Quafe+, best with fava beans and a nice chianti. QuafeFUBU, For us, by us.[a subsidiary product of Quafe] Quafe+, it was people... Quafe+, from the makers of Bachelor Chow. Quafe+ Get a little captain in ya... Backdrop on cannibalism: Anyway in RL history sailors have ingested human flesh by accident[foreign encounter] or on purpose[the marooning of a whaling ships' crew by the whale later known as "Moby **"]. It even has a nickname, "long pork"[bacon strips made from human thigh meat, sweet, sweet thigh meat...] My ancestors supposedly ate the hearts of their fallen enemies, to consume the soul of a worthy opponent[and to scare the ** out of the survivors!] It works.[last island to be conquered in the chain, \o/ and they slapped on an exile to weaken our warrior mentality, :much pride: ] The real question is: why did God recycle the flesh of pigs to make Humans? Did God own a copy of Animal Farm... Or maybe Deliverance? Once again, an appropriate PsyFi atmosphere for EvE.[we will digest the naysayers ] 4.0/4.5 Creative Customer Person 7
Xaeyl	Posted - 2010.07.01 07:51:00 - [69] lolz@posts Quafe+, You're next. Quafe+, One sip for your Mum, One Giant gulp for your Aunt Bunny.
Urbricht Tremadog	Posted - 2010.07.01 10:40:00 - [70] ...In Soviet Russia, Quafe+ drinks you! ...I'll get my coat.

Ultin Harvor	Posted - 2010.07.01 14:11:00 - [71] Quafe+: We are with you all the way. Quafe+: It wouldn't be the same without you. Quafe+: Get involved. Quafe+: Now with more body.
Bobaflex Doomwalker Gallente Clann Fian Blood Alliance	Posted - 2010.07.02 08:36:00 - [72] I love it. Really, I do.
Meleric Caldari Verteidiger des wahren Bloedsinns	Posted - 2010.07.02 14:51:00 - [73] Yeah, a great writing again ! But I have to agree with some, that this is a very dark painting of EVE you made here. Intrigues and other dodges are good to read too ... ;-) Keep up the good work with this Chronicles !
Dracnys Caldari	Posted - 2010.07.02 22:22:00 - [74] Great chronicle! I always suspected that Quafe had some evil secret, they're Gallente after all. Quafe+: Closing the circle of life Quafe+: Now with 100% more brains Quafe+: 100% bone-free
Tsunasis Caldari	Posted - 2010.07.03 12:49:00 - [75] Quafe+: Because You're Worth It! Quafe+: Treat Yourself to the Best in Life! Quafe+: Taste Greatness! Quafe+: Escape From Your Troubles Today!
Creed Richards Minmatar Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2010.07.08 03:50:00 - [76] ... That chronicle...is...just...wrong.
Darnoken	Posted - 2010.07.11 08:03:00 - [77] Quote: We have added more ships to our fleet and expanded our harvesting range to include Republic space. Quafe+, the taste of freedom
Eipok Kruden Caldari Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord	Posted - 2010.07.11 21:13:00 - [78] Countless Caldari died in the making of this amazing drink, so be a patriot and drink Quafe+ today! Win the war, one sip at a time!
Typhado3 Minmatar	Posted - 2010.07.11 21:34:00 - [79] Quote: An excerpt from a speech by Gheyr Aillon toinvestors: Quote: Dasegne Oleart, InternalAffairs, Quafe Corpoartion Very nice chron. I wonder if any of my corpses ended up in one of those drinks. ------------------------------ God is an afk cloaker
Dereck Drebin	Posted - 2010.07.12 15:02:00 - [80] They're drinking her.........and then they're going to drink me! Oh my GAAAAAWWWWD!

m3talc0re X Caldari SandStorm.	Posted - 2010.07.20 13:37:00 - [81] This reminds me of the drink from the Oddworld series... http://oddworldlibrary.net/toe/SoulStorm_Brew
Reikenji Saito Gallente Tironci Culvarin Inc.	Posted - 2010.07.28 11:25:00 - [82] Edited by: Reikenji Saito on 28/07/2010 11:25:47 Quafe+, because you need somewhere to hide your ex's body. Quafe+, because breast feeding just wasn't enough. Quafe+, inbibing your descendants with your essence. Good read. Rei ::edited for spelling error::
Sketchy McGillis	Posted - 2010.08.01 02:58:00 - [83] Edited by: Sketchy McGillis on 01/08/2010 02:58:00 Originally by: Chromoys Always thought the stuff kinda tasted like a$$... Now I'd rather just not think about it. Nice chron, though! Cheers! you probably just got a bad can, lol! Indeed a great read though!
Marcus Gideon Gallente Federal Defense Operations	Posted - 2010.08.20 20:00:00 - [84] Quafe+ The flavor varies from person to person?
Ghost Rider86 Caldari Phoenix Interstellar Corp	Posted - 2010.08.22 08:28:00 - [85] Edited by: Ghost Rider86 on 22/08/2010 08:30:34 Quafe+, Blood raiders approve Quafe+, Feed the beast in you Quafe+, Feed the Great White Shark in you(r aquarium)! Quafe+, Listen to your thirst Quafe+, You know you like it Quafe+, Hannibal Lecter's favourite Drink Quafe+, If your plane crashes on snowy mountain Quafe+, When all is left is bones Quafe diet+, Loose weight, keep the proteins (Anorexia nervosa approved) Quafe+, Down to the Bone Quafe+ for men, "It gave me 3 inches!" Quafe+ for women, "I wear D-cup now!" Quafe+ for stupid, Made from scientists Quafe Dog+, SURPRISE! _______________________________________________
Ae0lian Caldari Militaris Industries Damu'Khonde	Posted - 2010.08.23 05:04:00 - [86] Quafe+ IS MADE OF PEOPLE!


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