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Ms Twitch
Caldari
Geo Inc
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:03:00 -
[1]
It sounds like Deathfunk should not be in Atlas, from the covert eve mails the CEO sounds like an control freak.
Here is a mail:
Girls please...
From: Funkcikle
Sent: 2010.07.01 03:03
To: DEATHFUNK,
U should know this ****, Dfunk dosn't join other gang.
If u want to join a gang, u join a Dfunk gang, if thier IS no gang, u make a gang.
If u want to invite our highly valued Alliance brethren to our gang, than thatsa fine.
however..
Dfunk members do not join non-Dfunk gangs. You will ONLY fly under a Dfunk FC.
the simple reason for this is only Dfunk fc's are answerable to me, arsetards from other atlas corps are thankfully not my resonsibility.
In the event of a SERIOUS alliance CTA, I or, another corp director will cheerfully green light you to leeroy to your deaths in a giant blob of fail, and much luck to you. In the meantime, we have work to do here, and this lining up to die in baldy run gangs goes right against what we are doing.
Improve, take responsibility for your game experience, show leadership, passion and drive. If u can't find it in you to do that, I hear PHA take virtually anyone.
Luv Funk
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Musical Fist
Gallente
NAP Coalition
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:08:00 -
[2]
Oh look a mail showing how a person is a **** and power hungry ****** in game but on forums acts like a clefairy MUCH LIKE EVERY OTHER USELESS DIRECTOR!!
TLDR: Bipolar people like to NAP too
--
New NAP Coalition campaign started, want to be rich, powerful and elite?
Join 'NAP Coalition' public channel for more info
Bitter / mad, yup sounds about right |
Mr Rive
Gallente
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:13:00 -
[3]
Must be embarrassing to hear from your own alliance mates that you suck. Especially all those budding ATLAS FC's. Personally i aint seen a difference between any ATLAS FC, you all seem to be bad. But to hear it from your own members must be terrible.
Especially when you have to log off a nyx and bail your fleet when you cant defend your home system.
I would say -A- left because they didnt want to fight with idiots on their side, but thats not fair, theres a chance they just couldnt be arsed to try and get in through the lag in system to stop ATLAS tripping over their own fail.
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PIMPerian
Amarr
In for the Kill
Scooty Puff Junior Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:18:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Mr Rive
But to hear it from your own members must be terrible.
You don't wanna know what Jogyn calls you when you arent online....
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Velcro fly
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:19:00 -
[5]
DFUNK fleets are the best fleets. Alliance CTA's take priorities.
Whats your point? Now sit down little fail spy
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Xtreem
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:22:00 -
[6]
thanks! i missed that corp mail!
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Oku Kee'lus
Caldari
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:23:00 -
[7]
Edited by: Oku Kee''lus on 08/07/2010 20:24:51
Yo DFUNK, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish,
but AIL has the worst FCs and best control freaks in ATLAS,
ever!
semifake covert edit; covert mail is superawesome covert zuper sekret spai stuffz
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dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:24:00 -
[8]
That mail is a small example of one of the many things I love about funk <3
Can I get on the list of fc's for your dudes?
I role play ewok
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Ms Twitch
Caldari
Geo Inc
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:25:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Velcro fly
DFUNK fleets are the best fleets. Alliance CTA's take priorities.
Whats your point? Now sit down little fail spy
The fact your 'paranoid' and 'control-mad' CEO has told it's members to not go on Atlas CTA's or join there missions, I don't call that being a team player, is the Atlas alliance that fragmented these days?
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Oku Kee'lus
Caldari
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:29:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Ms Twitch
is the Atlas alliance that fragmented these days?
Originally by: Sekret Covert Mail
I or, another corp director will cheerfully green light you to leeroy to your deaths in a giant blob of fail
Nope, sounds pretty much like the Atlas we all know and love, don't you think?
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Sandwich PvP
Caldari
The Maverick Navy
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:32:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Ms Twitch
Originally by: Velcro fly
DFUNK fleets are the best fleets. Alliance CTA's take priorities.
Whats your point? Now sit down little fail spy
The fact your 'paranoid' and 'control-mad' CEO has told it's members to not go on Atlas CTA's or join there missions, I don't call that being a team player, is the Atlas alliance that fragmented these days?
You've never had the "Bobby and his Chicken wing" conversation have you?
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Tobias Sjodin
Caldari
Ore Mongers
Black Hand.
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:34:00 -
[12]
Most alliances with >1000 members have at least 50% scrubs, it's not exactly notable news. A CEO telling his corp members not to die in a fire because he doesn't trust the average alliance fleet in a huge alliance is likely more common than anything.
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lifer2000k
Caldari
TerraFormer Corp
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:38:00 -
[13]
Don't most ceo's become control freaks lol , and funk is a awesome ceo when hes online :), and u posted this because u a fail spy whos never heard him on comms lol
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Karunel
Gallente
Princeps Corp
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:52:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Karunel on 08/07/2010 20:52:52
Aside from the dig to PHA which I guess comes because of some guy rejected/kicked by/from DFUNK joining PHA what I read there is someone trying to have a good corp.
DFUNK have always been pretty strict about everything, we in Atlas know and appreciate it, as we also appreaciate the fact that there's room for corps with a less serious business attitude to the game.
All in all I think if you're not having fun in your current corp you may want to find another one to pass your, let's remember, free time in instead of coming to CAOD to mock corps way above yours. Just saying.
edit: Btw lol at even thinking about "being embarrased" in spaceships serious battles. Fresh air, etc.
Originally by: elbenito
The problem with large fleet engagements is that the hamsters stop to watch.
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Poision Kevin
Amarr
Big Shadows
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:54:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Ms Twitch
It sounds like Deathfunk should not be in Atlas, from the covert eve mails the CEO sounds like an control freak.
Here is a mail:
Girls please...
From: Funkcikle
Sent: 2010.07.01 03:03
To: DEATHFUNK,
U should know this ****, Dfunk dosn't join other gang.
If u want to join a gang, u join a Dfunk gang, if thier IS no gang, u make a gang.
If u want to invite our highly valued Alliance brethren to our gang, than thatsa fine.
however..
Dfunk members do not join non-Dfunk gangs. You will ONLY fly under a Dfunk FC.
the simple reason for this is only Dfunk fc's are answerable to me, arsetards from other atlas corps are thankfully not my resonsibility.
In the event of a SERIOUS alliance CTA, I or, another corp director will cheerfully green light you to leeroy to your deaths in a giant blob of fail, and much luck to you. In the meantime, we have work to do here, and this lining up to die in baldy run gangs goes right against what we are doing.
Improve, take responsibility for your game experience, show leadership, passion and drive. If u can't find it in you to do that, I hear PHA take virtually anyone.
Luv Funk
Wierd, I'm sure I had a convo with funk, a bit earlier, then he logged and never got back till next morning. Wierd...
Good try though
PK |
Kealin
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 21:03:00 -
[16]
Where was that eve mail? Maybe I deleted it without reading perhaps?
<3 funk and DFUNK.
Fail spy, thanks for telling us your in corp, time to find you out heh ^^
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Sarion Stormweaver
Minmatar
Spectrum Solutions INC
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Posted - 2010.07.08 21:14:00 -
[17]
heh .. is this a recruitment thread ?
This sounds very cool and organized, with little room for slacking and playing dumb. Might even make me join if I had more time. :D
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Captain Thunk
Amarr
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.08 21:19:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Funkcikle
I or, another corp director will cheerfully green light you to leeroy to your deaths in a giant blob of fail, and much luck to you.
Funkcikle outlining Atlas' best strategy (followed by logging off)
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Ms Twitch
Caldari
Geo Inc
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Posted - 2010.07.08 21:51:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Kealin
Where was that eve mail? Maybe I deleted it without reading perhaps?
<3 funk and DFUNK.
Fail spy, thanks for telling us your in corp, time to find you out heh ^^
I think that can be read as you are admitting I am a spy and therefore the mail is genuine 
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Pivot P'tesh
Gallente
MicroFunks
Green Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:07:00 -
[20]
Does not contain enough references that we are "bloody wimmin", so its fake.
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Vultureian
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:19:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Pivot P'tesh
Does not contain enough references that we are "bloody wimmin", so its fake.
It must be fake as there isn't enough spelling mistakes in it, there isn't enough swearing and he hasn't slagged of nearly as many people as he usually does.
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lifer2000k
Caldari
TerraFormer Corp
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:47:00 -
[22]
also the words covert and funk don't go together lol . He was probably drunk on very cheap brandy when he typed it :)
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Kaalyx
Caldari
Priory Of The Lemon
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 23:03:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Captain Thunk
Originally by: Funkcikle
I or, another corp director will cheerfully green light you to leeroy to your deaths in a giant blob of fail, and much luck to you.
Funkcikle outlining Atlas' best strategy (followed by logging off)
We tried petitioning CCP everytime we lost but apparently we don't have the same friends in CCP that PL has, so using PL's primary strategy was out... so all things considered it's the best we could come up with
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Kealin
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 23:39:00 -
[24]
Twitch,
I wasnt admitting ur a spy, I was saying that if you were trying to be a spy, u fail. If you knew funk, u would know that if he did send a mail out like that he would be drunk off his arse and you wouldnt be able to comprehend what he was saying what with all the typo's and obscure references to religion and what "god" is.
I think you should actually try to join DFUNK and have one of the late night talks with funk after he's had two or three bottles of the creature. THEN, after you get him riled up and he posts a mail, use that mail so you can truly show what DFUNK is all about ^^
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MIRKINZ
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 23:44:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Vultureian
Originally by: Pivot P'tesh
Does not contain enough references that we are "bloody wimmin", so its fake.
It must be fake as there isn't enough spelling mistakes in it, there isn't enough swearing and he hasn't slagged of nearly as many people as he usually does.
For real pics or it didnt happen. No RIP Fast eddy, no run on sentences, and worst of all, it doesnt carry the scent of some fine Remy Martin Louis XIII all over it. I call for a thrid party investigation into the matter. CCP ATLAS why have you left us?
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MIRKINZ
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 23:50:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Kealin
Twitch,
I wasnt admitting ur a spy, I was saying that if you were trying to be a spy, u fail. If you knew funk, u would know that if he did send a mail out like that he would be drunk off his arse and you wouldnt be able to comprehend what he was saying what with all the typo's and obscure references to religion and what "god" is.
I think you should actually try to join DFUNK and have one of the late night talks with funk after he's had two or three bottles of the creature. THEN, after you get him riled up and he posts a mail, use that mail so you can truly show what DFUNK is all about ^^
... as he sings Eddie Vedder songs to you. Also if your lucky, i mean really lucky, you get to hear the likes of Niel Diamond, that of which you have never heard before!
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malcotch
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 23:56:00 -
[27]
was hoping to see a hot looking spy... left disappointed
I hear Anna Chapman is looking for a new job, cant we recruit her! , this spy sux
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Kilostream
Caldari
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 23:58:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Ms Twitch
....In the meantime, we have work to do here, and this lining up to die in baldy run gangs....
I for one, want to know who is this bald guy that runs gangs.
Seriously though, I might be sticking my c**k on the block here, but I respect Atlas (as reds) - they seem overall to be playing the right game - they're here for fun, they engage in the fights they want, they suck up the losses they take, they enjoy the victories they win, and they don't appear (to me) to take themselves too seriously - it's a nice attitude - I like that.
If one of their corps has a control freak CEO - who cares? - he either controls succesfully and becomes a solid part of Atlas, or he doesn't and it [the corp] falls apart and leaves, unless you're talking about the executor corp and the main men, it's really not gonna make a whole hill of beans difference either way.
Kilo, out.
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Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 00:44:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Ms Twitch
If u can't find it in you to do that, I hear PHA take virtually anyone.
I can vouch for that.
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 01:53:00 -
[30]
I'm both confirming the validity of the mail and- i practiced words and spelling for it
ooh,, loving the attention :)
/me bows and shows his arse at the same time
Your attempt to sow dissent between Dfunk and atlas PALES in comparison when compaire to me speaking for 3 minutes :)
still this is a good forum to reiterate the message, boys, u either form a gang or make a corp gang, no scrub alliance gangs for you.
Go to the Ctas.
I so wish I could be arsed with finding out who is poasting corpmails to COAD.. that would prabbly make me a better CEO. But im sure my awesome awesomeness will no doubt win your loyalty and obidience, or failing that, its a great way of advertising it to the world of minions out there
control freak ? fuk yes !
Let me put it like this
" An artist labours for years to carve the perfect statue from marble, every muscle and every curve shaped with precise brevity, then one talentless man destroys it all"
"WE am THAt MAN!
"bash, bash-bash, bash"
fkin av sumadat
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trueblue1872
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:05:00 -
[31]
Dfunk has the bestest spys.
Long live DFUNK!
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:15:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Funkcikle on 09/07/2010 02:15:42
also, i didnt practice typing words for thes posts, so those of you who are astute may say " But harK ! ( because i think clever epople speak like that) But hark, his coad diction dosth nay mach his corp mailmaking ways!" any you would be right to think that.
also you proabbly wouldnt be american if you though that.
however, if you WERE an american
Could you please stop saying "could care less", because thats silly, and useless, and makes no sense, and say exactly the opposit of what your trying to convey.
also dont say hold dont the fort, just hold the fort, thats fine, the fort donst require holding down, its a fort. its pretty mcuh going to stay where it is.
U can have AlOOOOOminum, and all those other thing. its just the Queen asked me to pass this along, and as it is HER english ( or rather HRH english.. kapow i did a literay pun), well neway.
Also, would you mind paying for some of the free Oil your scooping up from mexicon
, that shat dont grown on tree u know
Luv Funk
" Feet , Dont Fail me now"
*Funkstars*Funkstars*Funkstars* .. Ad infinitum
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:25:00 -
[33]
ALSO , whilst I have your attention, If you were a superhero, what superhero your you be
Dfunk - Assume Form of CAOD Spam- Go Go GO
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Noluck Ned
Gallente
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:36:00 -
[34]
Best Spy Putdown EVER!!
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:37:00 -
[35]
Don't try Coad forum warfair with me , i tell u , ill eat u , eat u ALIVE so i will :)
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Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:39:00 -
[36]
reporting in for caod cta under dfunk fc o7
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Kealin
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:40:00 -
[37]
FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK
/me cheers
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MIRKINZ
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:40:00 -
[38]
Edited by: MIRKINZ on 09/07/2010 02:41:17
Ok, NOW you see what we are talking about? That was an obvious fake by someone with malcontent as you can see by witnessing Funks true posting
Please bow to our leader and forever hold your peace...
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Entipathy
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:43:00 -
[39]
As the Funk'eth commands!
The control freak must be obeyed right Ms ****?
Oh Hai spy, well worth spending time spying on us.
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:45:00 -
[40]
but it NOT fake, damit, i wish u actually read corpmails then you would know.
also, Prio suck, and if it wasn't for the spanish, di-tron would be nothing, NOTHING
, btw, wecome to coad, a tempory Dfunk corp forum.
u will learn not to rile the beast, yes u will
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Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:46:00 -
[41]
I heard Funk once made a PHA guy cry on TS
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Kealin
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:47:00 -
[42]
I heard that guy cried to his ceo, then his ceo was made to cry by funk
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Gaius White
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:49:00 -
[43]
Next super secret DFUNK mail post to reveal water is wet, night is dark, eve has lag, and there is sand in the lube.
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Entipathy
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:49:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Funkcikle
but it NOT fake, damit, i wish u actually read corpmails then you would know.
also, Prio suck, and if it wasn't for the spanish, di-tron would be nothing, NOTHING
, btw, wecome to coad, a tempory Dfunk corp forum.
u will learn not to rile the beast, yes u will
Especially when the Funk has consumed his own body weight in Buckfast while wearing a string (wife beater) shirt.
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:51:00 -
[45]
I'll have you know I only drink buckfast when I'm back in deons, and .. well yheah, ok the pants thing is fine... nothing like a nice arsecracking g-string when Mistress suffering is killing your carrier to make u focus ur mind
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Cid Arken
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:52:00 -
[46]
Stopped eating paintchips long enough to chime in, here. Confirming that Funk is an overbearing control freak and yes, there is always sand in the lube.
long live dfunk
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Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:53:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Funkcikle
ALSO , whilst I have your attention, If you were a superhero, what superhero your you be
Derek Chu is my fav. caod superhero
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:56:00 -
[48]
id like to say something before we get started, im ****ing trashed on 3 oiters of german beer and half a bottle fwine .
may ur mother's labia (or schammlippen in german) catch fire. (in game)
i think, and i dont do that very often because thinking always gets u in trouble when ur a funkstar, that you sir, are an erectiledysfunction ridden wag. this is my logical conclusion of this, and it sounds like a good one, i think.
Funk is no control freak, he is simply our overlord. and according to some very bright scientists it takes a measure of caring to criticize something, and we like our brethren in atlas, most of thme, well, some of them but thats not the point, pont is, there is love. which what dfunk is all about. bro luv man, lube and all! man.
don't be hatin` brosef. your resistance makes me harder etc, and pl will do too, my love to Anders and Shamis <3
that is all.
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Desusigs! |
Entipathy
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:58:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Nagel far
Originally by: Funkcikle
ALSO , whilst I have your attention, If you were a superhero, what superhero your you be
Derek Chu is my fav. caod superhero
Meh.
Some of the idiots who post PL drivel are worth a smirk. Goons just make you hang your head and wonder at the "youth of today".
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Utari G'Denoik
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:00:00 -
[50]
Lebron James joined Dfunk today.
We win.
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TheSingingHobo
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:00:00 -
[51]
hey i haven't started trolling this yet!
loved reading that mail when it came through, i do believe that some cheap scumbag had stacked his crappy car into a lampost outisde funks house....
hey funk i hear inteligant people speak, proper english... what what eh old chep!
chocks away dear boy , let the uber spai continue :D
FUNK*FUNK******FUNK*FUNK*FUNK
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:05:00 -
[52]
oh also Narwhals
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Desusigs! |
Mr Booger
Amarr
Task Force Zener
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:05:00 -
[53]
Atlas' only strength is that we are a bunch of rabbling drunken idiots. Your trolling is invalid. I like turtles.
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White Aero
Caldari
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:06:00 -
[54]
This is the most upsetting mail I have ever seen...I am simply appalled that another Atlas leadership member, CEO, and friend would write this way about our glorious corps/FC's. I will immediately move for a vote to remove Dfunk from Atlas......um....anyone seen any of the holding guys log in over the last month to kick Dfunk? Oh well, no matter! I shall just require that we go back and reform Chaos Incarnate...we were the pinnacle of a pvp power house and we have only fallen on our face since then.
I love you Funk, but I am not "in" love with you after this last stunt.
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:10:00 -
[55]
Originally by: White Aero
I love you Funk, but I am not "in" love with you after this last stunt.
lies, lets make out, my capitalist prince!
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Desusigs! |
Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:10:00 -
[56]
Edited by: Nagel far on 09/07/2010 03:10:19
Originally by: White Aero
I love you Funk, but I am not "in" love with you after this last stunt.
he doesnt love you back anyway - he just wants control :(
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TheSingingHobo
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:13:00 -
[57]
rabbling drunken idiots... how dare you sir we hold ourselfs in dfunk at a far far lower standard of life...
more like crossdressing rotten hedgehogs with a drink problem, and possible hymen repair men!
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Boonaki
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:13:00 -
[58]
Rantings of a madman
Sigs are for losers. Yes this is a sig. |
Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:18:00 -
[59]
/me looks up from controlling things
"I love you white"
/me continues to try an micromanage every aspect of your lives
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TheSingingHobo
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:18:00 -
[60]
gosh if had a glove i would remove it and dash you in the face you vile blaggard!
vagina that is all!
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Mulm
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:19:00 -
[61]
Remember that one time someone led that gang and everyone died to npcs?
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:22:00 -
[62]
Our mascot's passing did not get CAOD coverage and i feel now is the time to pay some respect: RIP Fast Eddy
Also, best chillie recipe, i mean it, i did this, its ****ing amazing.
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Desusigs! |
Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:33:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Funkcikle on 09/07/2010 03:33:48
I guess this as good a time as any to let u peons know Dfunk requiresa new mascot.
pictures and n explaination why you should be part of the best thing that :accidently: all over the internet for the last 13 years on an internet shaped postcard to whoever deals with that crap for me these days.
but anyway, .. what was the point ?
if you were a superhero , what superhero would you be ?
edit - fast eddy was better than you all
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Metal Dude
Gallente
Destructive Influence
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:42:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Mr Rive
Especially when you have to log off a nyx and bail your fleet when you cant defend your home system.
Listen to this man. He knows something about bailing and not defending the home system. 
The truth will set you free
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:49:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Metal Dude
Originally by: Mr Rive
Especially when you have to log off a nyx and bail your fleet when you cant defend your home system.
Listen to this man. He knows something about bailing and not defending the home system.
you can keep you filty talk about internet spaceship out of my thread so u can, off with you and all ur foul kind
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guttertrash
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:55:00 -
[66]
Edited by: guttertrash on 09/07/2010 03:55:54
I'd be oscar mayer, i like the idea of americans eating my meat
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Romulus XII
Gallente
Destructive Influence
IT Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 04:12:00 -
[67]
just let the fail spy enjoy his moment of attention, its summer and all his friends are ignoring him. *insert basement joke* |
Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 04:31:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Mr Rive
Must be embarrassing to hear from your own alliance mates that you suck. Especially all those budding ATLAS FC's. Personally i aint seen a difference between any ATLAS FC, you all seem to be bad. But to hear it from your own members must be terrible.
Especially when you have to log off a nyx and bail your fleet when you cant defend your home system.
I would say -A- left because they didnt want to fight with idiots on their side, but thats not fair, theres a chance they just couldnt be arsed to try and get in through the lag in system to stop ATLAS tripping over their own fail.
back to Kugs with you sweetcheeks, leave Caod to the pros.. off u go now, circlejerks need everyone there or it dunn wurk
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Crotador
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 06:59:00 -
[69]
Who is this Funk character anyways?
This is my forum sig.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Ms Twitch
Caldari
Geo Inc
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Posted - 2010.07.09 07:02:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Kealin
Twitch,
I wasnt admitting ur a spy, I was saying that if you were trying to be a spy, u fail. If you knew funk, u would know that if he did send a mail out like that he would be drunk off his arse and you wouldnt be able to comprehend what he was saying what with all the typo's and obscure references to religion and what "god" is.
I think you should actually try to join DFUNK and have one of the late night talks with funk after he's had two or three bottles of the creature. THEN, after you get him riled up and he posts a mail, use that mail so you can truly show what DFUNK is all about ^^
The amusing thing is that if it's the same owner of the character since the beginning then I do know him.
When I had a character in AIL flying around low sec (Goinard) back in 2007 when AIL were based in Amod, we based we flew with the original corp he was in.
I am making an assumption it's the same person though, which may be incorrect.
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Faekurias
Caldari
Origin.
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 07:03:00 -
[71]
Funk <3
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Czeris
Caldari
Battlestars
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 07:14:00 -
[72]
Poasting in a WIDOT thread.
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.09 07:16:00 -
[73]
Originally by: PIMPerian
Originally by: Mr Rive
But to hear it from your own members must be terrible.
You don't wanna know what Jogyn calls you when you arent online....
We all do that
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JohnHoe
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 07:21:00 -
[74]
I kinda like this funk guy. Kind of reminds me of Lenny Lowcut.
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Gajoleus
Gallente
Solar Imperium
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 07:52:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Ms Twitch
It sounds like Deathfunk should not be in Atlas, from the covert eve mails the CEO sounds like an control freak.
Here is a mail:
Girls please...
From: Funkcikle
Sent: 2010.07.01 03:03
To: DEATHFUNK,
U should know this ****, Dfunk dosn't join other gang.
If u want to join a gang, u join a Dfunk gang, if thier IS no gang, u make a gang.
If u want to invite our highly valued Alliance brethren to our gang, than thatsa fine.
however..
Dfunk members do not join non-Dfunk gangs. You will ONLY fly under a Dfunk FC.
the simple reason for this is only Dfunk fc's are answerable to me, arsetards from other atlas corps are thankfully not my resonsibility.
In the event of a SERIOUS alliance CTA, I or, another corp director will cheerfully green light you to leeroy to your deaths in a giant blob of fail, and much luck to you. In the meantime, we have work to do here, and this lining up to die in baldy run gangs goes right against what we are doing.
Improve, take responsibility for your game experience, show leadership, passion and drive. If u can't find it in you to do that, I hear PHA take virtually anyone.
Luv Funk
That cant not even compare to Supertwinky69 mails and vent/TS rages
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Utari G'Denoik
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 08:08:00 -
[76]
We are puppets on strings
We move at Funk's touch
We respond to every word
We don't say too much
We are Funk's puppets
Our life is in his hands
Everything we say and do
Is all at Funk's command
Funk tells us to jump
We ask how high
Funk tells us to turn
We never ask why
We are puppets on strings
Not monkeys on limbs
For we know whose hand
Is up our rear ends
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Meno Theaetetus
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 09:38:00 -
[77]
Edited by: Meno Theaetetus on 09/07/2010 09:39:17
Originally by: DarthJosh
Our mascot's passing did not get CAOD coverage and i feel now is the time to pay some respect: RIP Fast Eddy
Also, best chillie recipe, i mean it, i did this, its ****ing amazing.
nice sig, you need to take all that text bit off though
edit: wtf it changes every reload, I am disappoint
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Cacador Especiais1
Amarr
Ore Mongers
Black Hand.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 10:11:00 -
[78]
Twitch, ur thread just got pinned down and gang banged and bukkaked by atlas.
yay for alcohol
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Von Seth
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 10:37:00 -
[79]
Vodka, you're feeling stronger
Vodka, no more feeling bad
Vodka, your eyes are shining
Vodka, you are the real MAN
Vodka, wipes away your tears
Vodka, removes your fears
Vodka, everyone is gorgeous
Vodka, yeah vodka
Drinking is good for you,
Soon you are unconstrained
Drinking is good for you,
Here comes the womanizer
Drinking is good for you,
Not anymore lonesome
Drinking is good for you,
And you will feel awesome!!
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Lady Lakshri
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 10:39:00 -
[80]
Ships for sale in my bio
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 10:59:00 -
[81]
Edited by: DarthJosh on 09/07/2010 11:00:14
Superhero hmmm... wait, does that mean i am not one already?
in that case, Telescope Man, to be able to see as far as i'd like! and see it in any frequency i want, mainly X-ray.
Dasvajeena Comrade, great ships, great prices, everyone should check them out!
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Desusigs! |
Pog Mahon
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 11:19:00 -
[82]
What did I miss? What did I miss?
Meh, funk is a control freak, he's drunk, we don't join fleets of fail unless they are of our own making or CTAs, there is a fail spy....
Nothing new here, back to normal programming
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Jigro
Gallente
Pandemic Fleet Inc.
DEM0N HUNTERS
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Posted - 2010.07.09 11:24:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Oku Kee'lus
Edited by: Oku Kee''lus on 08/07/2010 20:24:51
Yo DFUNK, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish,
but AIL has the worst FCs and best control freaks in ATLAS,
ever!
semifake covert edit; covert mail is superawesome covert zuper sekret spai stuffz
lold
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trueblue1872
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 11:24:00 -
[84]
My corp mails are betur
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dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 11:33:00 -
[85]
I cant fly imaginary spaceships under these conditions, I'm leaving the alliance.
I role play ewok
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 11:40:00 -
[86]
Originally by: dastommy79
I cant fly imaginary spaceships under these conditions, I'm leaving the alliance.
noo Stay
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Desusigs! |
Dimitryy
Gallente
Ever Flow
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 11:47:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Dimitryy on 09/07/2010 11:47:28
Originally by: Ms Twitch
The fact your 'paranoid' and 'control-mad' CEO has told it's members to not join there missions
Our missionrunning backbone!
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Jack Blackstone > Dimitryy I hope you die. |
Xtreem
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 12:12:00 -
[88]
i would be superman, as, well obviously he is super!
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Ridjeck Thome
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 12:31:00 -
[89]
OP is clearly a fake mail - everyone knows funk doesnt log into the game for long enough to send such a message.
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Trajun
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 12:45:00 -
[90]
i like our new forums, much easier to read
Funk needs to remember where he comes from and say ' innit' alot more tho. other than that he's my favourite control freak
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Christina Aguilera
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:06:00 -
[91]
Yarr standaside for the funk's entertainment sidekick is here! All hail funk for CEO of CCP!!!
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Njana Ti
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:08:00 -
[92]
Originally by: dastommy79
I cant fly imaginary spaceships under these conditions, I'm leaving the alliance.
ONOES! There goes the reason I joined Atlas for... 
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I joined Atlas because they have Dasty! |
Velcro fly
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:16:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Gaius White
Next super secret DFUNK mail post to reveal water is wet, night is dark, eve has lag, and there is sand in the lube.
I swear, next time you put sand in the lube i am going to fill your pod with semen.
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:24:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Velcro fly
Originally by: Gaius White
Next super secret DFUNK mail post to reveal water is wet, night is dark, eve has lag, and there is sand in the lube.
I swear, next time you put sand in the lube i am going to fill your pod with semen.
hmmm Pod Bukkake.... this gives me an idea! 
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Desusigs! |
dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:41:00 -
[95]
I was not aware we had the option of using lube
I role play ewok
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D Spectre
Caldari
Celtic Infusion Army
Honourable Templum of Alcedonia
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:43:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Velcro fly
Originally by: Gaius White
Next super secret DFUNK mail post to reveal water is wet, night is dark, eve has lag, and there is sand in the lube.
I swear, next time you put sand in the lube i am going to fill your pod with semen.
Hearing you talk like makes me tingle down below.
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Cristym 04Commander
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:47:00 -
[97]
Originally by: dastommy79
I was not aware we had the option of using lube
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Tearina
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:49:00 -
[98]
woohoo!
If it's Minmatar......
I fly it! |
ndor
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:56:00 -
[99]
Omg i'm in coad!
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Banlish
Gallente
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 14:00:00 -
[100]
Originally by: dastommy79
I was not aware we had the option of using lube
Sorry, forgot to mention that. Just keep biting down on that bit.
<3
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dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 14:14:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Banlish
Sorry, forgot to mention that. Just keep biting down on that bit.
<3
You PA boys need to start logging in again 
I miss your tender touch.
I role play ewok
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Crotador
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 15:29:00 -
[102]
So it seems Ms Twitch isn't actually capable of spying, more just getting off making people think he can by posting mails forwarded to him by ex-members.
This is my forum sig.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Tung Yoggi
Gallente
Pulsar Inc.
Cursed Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 15:40:00 -
[103]
When I read DEATHFUNK I have the mental picture of George Clinton with a chainsaw.
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Kealin
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 15:46:00 -
[104]
if i were a super hero i would be *****-MAN.... FIGHTING CRIME WITH MY LABIA MAJORA OR JUSTICE!!!!!
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Spathi
Gallente
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 15:53:00 -
[105]
Wait what... It is threadworthy with information that Funk is a control freak!?
I could have posted this years ago!
<3 Funky
Go on, give it a press! |
guttertrash
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 15:54:00 -
[106]
Confirming I am a spy, also confirming that unicorns do in fact kick ass
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Mr Booger
Amarr
Task Force Zener
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 15:56:00 -
[107]
I miss funk's domineering control over every aspect of my life, especially in bed. No-one cracks a whip like funkcicle, that's what I always say.
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SpiritOne
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 16:06:00 -
[108]
WTF!! How did i end up here?!?!? Is someone playing with the teleport machine again? Please beam me back |
Vultureian
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 16:11:00 -
[109]
Originally by: dastommy79
I was not aware we had the option of using lube
I prefer the option of a handful of sand and a fifty yard run up. Lube is for pus sy's
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Shiftless
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 16:13:00 -
[110]
Funk has always been a tool...
As the Public Relations Director for Di-Tron I would like to report that we really like tools. Funk can stop by the corporate break room whenever he wants.
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Crotador
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 16:28:00 -
[111]
Edited by: Crotador on 09/07/2010 16:28:05
Funk puts sand in our lube.
This is my forum sig.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy 1ndustries
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Posted - 2010.07.09 16:43:00 -
[112]
Originally by: dastommy79
Originally by: Banlish
Sorry, forgot to mention that. Just keep biting down on that bit.
<3
You PA boys need to start logging in again
I miss your tender touch.
Agreed.....
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Pivot P'tesh
Gallente
MicroFunks
Green Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 16:55:00 -
[113]
Funk made me drunk and then left me alone in a room with Athen! Without lube!
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Kealin
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 17:18:00 -
[114]
did he atleast leave the sandpaper condoms, or even the sphincter mutilator?
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Entipathy
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 17:23:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Tung Yoggi
When I read DEATHFUNK I have the mental picture of George Clinton with a chainsaw.
Fairly close to it.
Only one diff. His wife was the control freak. He just brought the funk.
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MIRKINZ
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 17:28:00 -
[116]
Originally by: SpiritOne
WTF!! How did i end up here?!?!? Is someone playing with the teleport machine again? Please beam me back
Gawd! Cant you just leave my life? Everytime I see you face, a little peice of me dies inside. Why did you leave me? Why has our love gone sour? Damn your hawt!
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 17:58:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Spathi
Wait what... It is threadworthy with information that Funk is a control freak!?
I could have posted this years ago!
<3 Funky
hai
i herd u a great diplomat, can dfunk have personal blue standings with IT ?
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Desusigs! |
Pastaboi
Amarr
MicroFunks
Green Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 17:59:00 -
[118]
Funk uses us Micros as love toys. He also whips us and our directors to be big strong killing machines in T1 frigates.
All hail Funkcicle.
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Arrador
Caldari
Metalworks
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.07.09 18:31:00 -
[119]
funkcikle is literally controlling your game?
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Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 18:48:00 -
[120]
Not only that, he also calls in sick at your work for you if you have to attend an important op.
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Kealin
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 18:52:00 -
[121]
and if youre really lucky, he'll shag your mom so she passes out and lets u stay up late for those really really late ops.
The sheep taught him well in the ways of love making, or so it is said
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Oofig VanDoogan
Gallente
Happy Hopping Bunny Squad
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Posted - 2010.07.09 19:11:00 -
[122]
I lol'd at Rive foaming at the mouth to try and make atlas feel bad, DEATHFUNK, and the way dastommy looks.
----------------------------------------------
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 19:30:00 -
[123]
GOOD LORD! I was drunk yesterday, I don't remember any of this...
which is worrying.
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Xorxarle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 19:51:00 -
[124]
Like you remember what you did the night before normally. 
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Michael Shamus
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 22:37:00 -
[125]
That's right reporting in under the all powerful funkmeister. We eat cheese, we recognize that their a ladies to please and accordingly we tell them to get on their knees. (Pleasing someone else is stupid)
To the fickle hearted little fart who posted this thread I have only one thing to say to you (at you, I don't care if you're listening). Blow.
4th of JULYYYYYYYYYY!
Do not ask that for which you cannot hear a lie. |
Leroy Jenkens
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 22:53:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Kealin
and if youre really lucky, he'll shag your mom so she passes out and lets u stay up late for those really really late ops.
The sheep taught him well in the ways of love making, or so it is said
DFUNK... Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
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Kragis
Amarr
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 23:00:00 -
[127]
Confirming that Funk is in fact a supasta.
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Michael Shamus
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 23:12:00 -
[128]
Confirming that, you can win if you can.
Do not ask that for which you cannot hear a lie. |
MrKimura
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 23:38:00 -
[129]
funk yelled at me one time 
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Comunique
Amarr
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.09 23:40:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Funkcikle
GOOD LORD! I was drunk yesterday, I don't remember any of this...
which is worrying.
Really, how is that any different than any other day?
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DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.10 03:14:00 -
[131]
Edited by: DarthJosh on 10/07/2010 03:14:33
Originally by: Leroy Jenkens
DFUNK... Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
Our penice shall blot out the sun!
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Desusigs! |
TruthState
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
|
Posted - 2010.07.10 03:38:00 -
[132]
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:56
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:46
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:37
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:29
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:22
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:13
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:05
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:38:55
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:38:46
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:38:21
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:38:08
Funk probably has the best male voice in this game.
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Entipathy
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.10 03:40:00 -
[133]
Originally by: TruthState
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:56
Funk probably has the best male voice in this game.
Nah.
You need to hear Utari, then Cassius.
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Maiya Autumn
Caldari
Beacon of Light
Distorted Percepts
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Posted - 2010.07.10 04:16:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Entipathy
Originally by: TruthState
Edited by: TruthState on 10/07/2010 03:39:56
Funk probably has the best male voice in this game.
Nah.
You need to hear Utari, then Cassius.
Deathfunk has the trifecta of the best male voices EVE has ever seen (err... heard?). First you are soothed by the Barryesque baritone of Utari... then you are further entranced by Cassius's deep texan drawl... then your world is shattered by the piFce de rTsistance, Funk's sexy accent breathing in your ear his latest hour long diatribe on fitting ships properly...
Deathfunk has the best funks.
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Athen Kharn
Caldari
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.10 08:42:00 -
[135]
The secret to our success is.... sandpaper. |
Rico Naginata
Caldari
MicroFunks
Green Alliance
|
Posted - 2010.07.10 22:28:00 -
[136]
i found a computer in southern peru just so i could post in this epic threadnought.
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Farham
Gallente
The Fimbriani
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2010.07.10 22:54:00 -
[137]
Confirming Funk to be incredible douche bag and I should know being an incredible douche bag myself.
db0/\0db <--Douche bag brofists
Not hacking it in 0.0 since 2006
Farham is my name, and fail quoting is my game. |
Captain Thunk
Amarr
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.11 01:11:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Athen Kharn
The secret to our success is.... sandpaper.
Not dampening Dominix's then?
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 03:42:00 -
[139]
interesting, however captain, let me pose you this riddle, what has 2 thumbs and is a big fat gay ****
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 03:49:00 -
[140]
you have 2 thumbs yheah ?
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 03:56:00 -
[141]
whats got 2 thumbs and your a cun.t ?
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Von Seth
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 09:17:00 -
[142]
Hello. I am attracting attention to myself by posting.
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Pivot P'tesh
Gallente
MicroFunks
Green Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 13:36:00 -
[143]
Originally by: Von Seth
Hello. I am attracting attention to myself by posting.
I'm quoting you to attract attention.
However, after yesterdays evening I came to the conclusion that I don't want to be a Superhero, but wanted to mention my liver, that does superhuman work. I'm trying to find a catchy name for it, any suggestions?
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Cristym 04Commander
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 14:36:00 -
[144]
i am posting too
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Captain Thunk
Amarr
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.11 14:51:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Funkcikle
interesting, however captain, let me pose you this riddle, what has 2 thumbs and is a big fat gay ****
Originally by: Funkcikle
you have 2 thumbs yheah ?
Originally by: Funkcikle
whats got 2 thumbs and your a **** ?
Answer to this would have to be "u mad~?"
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Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy 1ndustries
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Posted - 2010.07.11 15:14:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Funkcikle
you have 2 thumbs yheah ?
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Zarks
Caldari
TunDraGon
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.11 15:34:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Captain Thunk
Originally by: Athen Kharn
The secret to our success is.... sandpaper.
Not dampening Dominix's then?
Bad Man Thunk Bad Man
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SpiritOne
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.13 00:00:00 -
[148]
Originally by: Zarks
Originally by: Captain Thunk
Originally by: Athen Kharn
The secret to our success is.... sandpaper.
Not dampening Dominix's then?
Bad Man Thunk Bad Man
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