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Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:04:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Avon on 24/12/2004 11:53:44
There once was a miner from Korama,
Who thought himself a bit of a charmer.
He tried PvP,
But died quickly.
Because he set up his ship like a llama.
There once was a girl from Yulai
Who was told 'please pay up or die'
She decided to run,
But that was quite dumb
OMFG K PLZ THX H4XPL01T & BYE.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:04:00 -
[2]
Edited by: Avon on 24/12/2004 11:53:44
There once was a miner from Korama,
Who thought himself a bit of a charmer.
He tried PvP,
But died quickly.
Because he set up his ship like a llama.
There once was a girl from Yulai
Who was told 'please pay up or die'
She decided to run,
But that was quite dumb
OMFG K PLZ THX H4XPL01T & BYE.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:09:00 -
[3]
A Concord official from DED
It is claimed he apparently said:
"Gate camping is sad
and makes me quite mad,
why won't they try ore theft instead?"
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:09:00 -
[4]
A Concord official from DED
It is claimed he apparently said:
"Gate camping is sad
and makes me quite mad,
why won't they try ore theft instead?"
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:12:00 -
[5]
There once was a thread posted for nought,
I put a GyroStab II on market and Ho! It's been bought!
Got a couple mil, gonna get me a clone.
Love the new Biomass smell. Reminds me of Home.
So get out your Ore, and reprocess it tonight.
Somewhere in Empire, there WILL be a fight.
Dodge the cruise missles, and don't let them s'plode.
Let's hope the servers are stable, and no one trips over the node...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:12:00 -
[6]
There once was a thread posted for nought,
I put a GyroStab II on market and Ho! It's been bought!
Got a couple mil, gonna get me a clone.
Love the new Biomass smell. Reminds me of Home.
So get out your Ore, and reprocess it tonight.
Somewhere in Empire, there WILL be a fight.
Dodge the cruise missles, and don't let them s'plode.
Let's hope the servers are stable, and no one trips over the node...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:15:00 -
[7]
oh damn. this was limericks... ugh.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:15:00 -
[8]
oh damn. this was limericks... ugh.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:17:00 -
[9]
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:19:05
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:17:30
flummox from O B T
Annoyed people on the forums, you see
we declared war on his corp
but all was for nought
Because they never undocked, pi-ty.
(Just kidding with ya)
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:17:00 -
[10]
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:19:05
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:17:30
flummox from O B T
Annoyed people on the forums, you see
we declared war on his corp
but all was for nought
Because they never undocked, pi-ty.
(Just kidding with ya)
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:23:00 -
[11]
Avon, a member of Huff,
Had a reputation for acting all tough.
All his posts were great,
but for the kids he was late.
So he vanished from work in a puff.
(post when I get home) :)
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:23:00 -
[12]
Avon, a member of Huff,
Had a reputation for acting all tough.
All his posts were great,
but for the kids he was late.
So he vanished from work in a puff.
(post when I get home) :)
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:27:00 -
[13]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 17:27:32
HufflePuff Technologies
they declared war on O B T
we got camped in Hot,
i even got shot!
and now my corpse is dir-ty!
(lol...  )
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:27:00 -
[14]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 17:27:32
HufflePuff Technologies
they declared war on O B T
we got camped in Hot,
i even got shot!
and now my corpse is dir-ty!
(lol... )
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
meoff
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Posted - 2004.12.21 18:17:00 -
[15]
Avon a member of Huff likes to huff and puff
declared war on a corp called OBT and made a lot of puffy posts
then Exodus came and the puffy posts stopped 
/me wonders why is he afraid that he has to spend some of his pie?
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meoff
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Posted - 2004.12.21 18:17:00 -
[16]
Avon a member of Huff likes to huff and puff
declared war on a corp called OBT and made a lot of puffy posts
then Exodus came and the puffy posts stopped
/me wonders why is he afraid that he has to spend some of his pie?
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Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 18:24:00 -
[17]
CCP has a dev called tomB
Who likes to 'balance' anything he can see.
A Jove he became
But things stayed the same
Amarr 4 teh w1n, clearly.
(lol @ flummox's one, liked it)
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 18:24:00 -
[18]
CCP has a dev called tomB
Who likes to 'balance' anything he can see.
A Jove he became
But things stayed the same
Amarr 4 teh w1n, clearly.
(lol @ flummox's one, liked it)
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Necrologic
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Posted - 2004.12.21 18:41:00 -
[19]
quality.
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Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram. |
Necrologic
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Posted - 2004.12.21 18:41:00 -
[20]
quality.
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Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:35:00 -
[21]
The Dominix is a terrible sight,
Apart from the chrome which is alright.
It flies like a fat hog,
would look at home in your bog,
But it can tank well during a fight.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:35:00 -
[22]
The Dominix is a terrible sight,
Apart from the chrome which is alright.
It flies like a fat hog,
would look at home in your bog,
But it can tank well during a fight.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:45:00 -
[23]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 19:45:25
i owned a Dom once before
then our corp was at war!
undocked the Dom in Hot,
it went "poof" like my pot.
now i won't undock anymore...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:45:00 -
[24]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 19:45:25
i owned a Dom once before
then our corp was at war!
undocked the Dom in Hot,
it went "poof" like my pot.
now i won't undock anymore...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:48:00 -
[25]
The Gallente are so decadent
Quafe Ultra makes their brains ferment,
They drink it like water
And I'm not sure you oughta
'Drink Starsi' = intelligent.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 19:48:00 -
[26]
The Gallente are so decadent
Quafe Ultra makes their brains ferment,
They drink it like water
And I'm not sure you oughta
'Drink Starsi' = intelligent.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 19:51:00 -
[27]
GalNet is for the more vocal.
Just don't smacktalk in Local.
Go get a ship,
run the blockade you git!
My lasers, they are afocal...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:51:00 -
[28]
GalNet is for the more vocal.
Just don't smacktalk in Local.
Go get a ship,
run the blockade you git!
My lasers, they are afocal...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 20:11:00 -
[29]
i've been stuck all day at work
my boss, she acts like a jerk!
won't let me install EVE.
i'm very very peeved!
i'm in love with Admiral James T. Kirk...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:11:00 -
[30]
i've been stuck all day at work
my boss, she acts like a jerk!
won't let me install EVE.
i'm very very peeved!
i'm in love with Admiral James T. Kirk...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Badshah
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:19:00 -
[31]
These limericks are horribly lame,
but the poets aren't really to blame.
The cause makes me skittish
(I think they're all British!)
Things are better in Texas! (don't flame...) 
Just me,
Bad |
Badshah
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:19:00 -
[32]
These limericks are horribly lame,
but the poets aren't really to blame.
The cause makes me skittish
(I think they're all British!)
Things are better in Texas! (don't flame...)
Just me,
Bad |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:32:00 -
[33]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 20:33:35
uh oh! someone doesn't like our game.
he thinks our poetry is lame.
but, his was pretty good.
it almost gave me wood.
and now, i will forever post in shame...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:32:00 -
[34]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 20:33:35
uh oh! someone doesn't like our game.
he thinks our poetry is lame.
but, his was pretty good.
it almost gave me wood.
and now, i will forever post in shame...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Delharon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:37:00 -
[35]
Switching this up with a Hiaku or several.....
Lonely Ore Miner
How You toil in the cold Space!
Cans gone to raiders.
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Delharon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:37:00 -
[36]
Switching this up with a Hiaku or several.....
Lonely Ore Miner
How You toil in the cold Space!
Cans gone to raiders.
|
Delharon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:38:00 -
[37]
Edited by: Delharon on 21/12/2004 20:40:03
Avon writes limericks
Rusty nails and searing agony!
Hope he shoots betterą
|
Delharon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:38:00 -
[38]
Edited by: Delharon on 21/12/2004 20:40:03
Avon writes limericks
Rusty nails and searing agony!
Hope he shoots betterą
|
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:42:00 -
[39]
 Originally by: Delharon
Edited by: Delharon on 21/12/2004 20:40:03
Avon writes limericks
Rusty nails and searing agony!
Hope he shoots betterą
lol, awesome.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 20:42:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Delharon
Edited by: Delharon on 21/12/2004 20:40:03
Avon writes limericks
Rusty nails and searing agony!
Hope he shoots betterą
lol, awesome.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 20:48:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 20:49:28
Joshua Calvert has eventually returned
To the forums where his reputation was earned
He'll lay down the law
as he has done before
And make the smacktards feel spurned.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 20:48:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 20:49:28
Joshua Calvert has eventually returned
To the forums where his reputation was earned
He'll lay down the law
as he has done before
And make the smacktards feel spurned.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Joshua Calvert
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 20:51:00 -
[43]
With gladness do I come upon,
a dandy limerick from Avon,
welcoming me back,
with a forum attack,
it feels like I was never gone.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:51:00 -
[44]
With gladness do I come upon,
a dandy limerick from Avon,
welcoming me back,
with a forum attack,
it feels like I was never gone.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Siddy
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:56:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Avon
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:19:05
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:17:30
flummox from O B T
Annoyed people on the forums, you see
we declared war on his corp
but all was for nought
Because they never undocked, pi-ty.
(Just kidding with ya)
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him 
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:56:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Avon
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:19:05
Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:17:30
flummox from O B T
Annoyed people on the forums, you see
we declared war on his corp
but all was for nought
Because they never undocked, pi-ty.
(Just kidding with ya)
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him
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|
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 21:11:00 -
[47]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 21:23:19
Originally by: Siddy
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him
looks like i cannot smile.
cuz others think i am vile.
been called a flamer.
now i'm a lamer.
been unliked for quite a while... 8(
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 21:11:00 -
[48]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 21:23:19
Originally by: Siddy
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him
looks like i cannot smile.
cuz others think i am vile.
been called a flamer.
now i'm a lamer.
been unliked for quite a while... 8(
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.12.21 22:43:00 -
[49]
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 21:23:19
Originally by: Siddy
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him
looks like i cannot smile.
cuz others think i am vile.
been called a flamer.
now i'm a lamer.
been unliked for quite a while... 8(
These things happen, they do
When one posts flameattacks
without getting a clue
We dont assume you are vile
but unliked you are indeed for a while
not that i care
nor even feel annoyed
It is simply the nature of the carebear
Dont take my words serious,
Atleast not this time
Instead know that their use,
is simply to ryhme...
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
|
Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.12.21 22:43:00 -
[50]
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 21:23:19
Originally by: Siddy
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him
looks like i cannot smile.
cuz others think i am vile.
been called a flamer.
now i'm a lamer.
been unliked for quite a while... 8(
These things happen, they do
When one posts flameattacks
without getting a clue
We dont assume you are vile
but unliked you are indeed for a while
not that i care
nor even feel annoyed
It is simply the nature of the carebear
Dont take my words serious,
Atleast not this time
Instead know that their use,
is simply to ryhme...
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
|
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 23:37:00 -
[51]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 23:37:37
maybe the reason i'm hated,
is because others feel jaded.
that i'm the best,
and i'm a pest.
Egads! have you just been baited?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.21 23:37:00 -
[52]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 23:37:37
maybe the reason i'm hated,
is because others feel jaded.
that i'm the best,
and i'm a pest.
Egads! have you just been baited?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Schroni
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:05:00 -
[53]
a nice poem from Avon,
maybe from flummox a song,
what's next to see,
what will it be,
stickeh, anyone?
---
SNIGG Forums  my videos |
Schroni
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:05:00 -
[54]
a nice poem from Avon,
maybe from flummox a song,
what's next to see,
what will it be,
stickeh, anyone?
---
SNIGG Forums my videos |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:29:00 -
[55]
if people keep on with the clickeh,
there won't be need for a stickeh.
tis been a nice time.
a small break from the whine.
now go back to whining at TomB...
.
.
.
.
just for a joke and a smile, folks!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:29:00 -
[56]
if people keep on with the clickeh,
there won't be need for a stickeh.
tis been a nice time.
a small break from the whine.
now go back to whining at TomB...
.
.
.
.
just for a joke and a smile, folks!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:35:00 -
[57]
I think a space trader I'll be
With the cosmos being my sea
I'll load up with stuff
But watch out for Huff
Because they'll probably pirate me.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:35:00 -
[58]
I think a space trader I'll be
With the cosmos being my sea
I'll load up with stuff
But watch out for Huff
Because they'll probably pirate me.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:37:00 -
[59]
Or a gate camper I could be,
Sitting around and drinking my tea
Then in jumps a fleet
And to myself I say sweet
And then ohnoes CTD
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:37:00 -
[60]
Or a gate camper I could be,
Sitting around and drinking my tea
Then in jumps a fleet
And to myself I say sweet
And then ohnoes CTD
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:42:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 00:50:09
Or maybe a forum warrior's the one?
Just forum trolling all day for fun
Like Bhaal or WhiteDwarf
Or flummox, of course
To lock my posts the moderators would run
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:42:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 00:50:09
Or maybe a forum warrior's the one?
Just forum trolling all day for fun
Like Bhaal or WhiteDwarf
Or flummox, of course
To lock my posts the moderators would run
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
JebusThineSaviour
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:50:00 -
[63]
before i retreat for the night
i shall give ye something to ponder upon in fright
never wipe thineselves with the same toilet paper twice
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JebusThineSaviour
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:50:00 -
[64]
before i retreat for the night
i shall give ye something to ponder upon in fright
never wipe thineselves with the same toilet paper twice
|
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:53:00 -
[65]
Originally by: JebusThineSaviour
before i retreat for the night
i shall give ye something to ponder upon in fright
never wipe thineselves with the same toilet paper twice
Thanks for your meaningful insight
It is something to try, I just might
just for a laugh
then take a bath
And remove the rest of the .....
Um, can't think of a 5 letter word (starting with an S and ending, HITE) which rhymes.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 00:53:00 -
[66]
Originally by: JebusThineSaviour
before i retreat for the night
i shall give ye something to ponder upon in fright
never wipe thineselves with the same toilet paper twice
Thanks for your meaningful insight
It is something to try, I just might
just for a laugh
then take a bath
And remove the rest of the .....
Um, can't think of a 5 letter word (starting with an S and ending, HITE) which rhymes.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 01:23:00 -
[67]
Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 01:24:21
"I got about the kind of replies I was expecting" He said
Now I want to see nasty Wrangler dead
Am I so transparent?
And my jokes so apparent?
Or can that guy see into my head?
Wrangler ... it is art mate, I don't really want to see you dead.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 01:23:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 01:24:21
"I got about the kind of replies I was expecting" He said
Now I want to see nasty Wrangler dead
Am I so transparent?
And my jokes so apparent?
Or can that guy see into my head?
Wrangler ... it is art mate, I don't really want to see you dead.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 03:03:00 -
[69]
It's a dubious night for ganking
No ships out there for the taking
Except for my mates
Who would be quite irate
If I went and administered spankings
We sharks love to wax poetical
And this musing is not hypothetical
Whenever we kill
We spew out our fill
Of poetry that quite lamentable
An EVE limericks thread would be nice
A dev should sticky this once or twice
For a witty just cause
Will give some a great pause
It's boasting that's quite precise
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 03:03:00 -
[70]
It's a dubious night for ganking
No ships out there for the taking
Except for my mates
Who would be quite irate
If I went and administered spankings
We sharks love to wax poetical
And this musing is not hypothetical
Whenever we kill
We spew out our fill
Of poetry that quite lamentable
An EVE limericks thread would be nice
A dev should sticky this once or twice
For a witty just cause
Will give some a great pause
It's boasting that's quite precise
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 03:28:00 -
[71]
*clap clap clap clap* to all !!
great stuff...!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 03:28:00 -
[72]
*clap clap clap clap* to all !!
great stuff...!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
EvilEric
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 07:32:00 -
[73]
Gah.... if this goes on I'll have to resurect the 45 billion page Haiku thread.
|
EvilEric
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 07:32:00 -
[74]
Gah.... if this goes on I'll have to resurect the 45 billion page Haiku thread.
|
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 08:38:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Cabadrin
We sharks love to wax poetical
And this musing is not hypothetical
Whenever we kill
We spew out our fill
Of poetry that quite lamentable
Best one yet!
Evolution made me better than you
Or at least that's my personal view
But Shrike turned me down
And caused me to frown
Because I wanted a white sig, not blue.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 08:38:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Cabadrin
We sharks love to wax poetical
And this musing is not hypothetical
Whenever we kill
We spew out our fill
Of poetry that quite lamentable
Best one yet!
Evolution made me better than you
Or at least that's my personal view
But Shrike turned me down
And caused me to frown
Because I wanted a white sig, not blue.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 08:47:00 -
[77]
To victims:
I'm sorry I ruined your day
But please just let me say
I know it is tough
To lose all your stuff
But I make my living this way.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 08:47:00 -
[78]
To victims:
I'm sorry I ruined your day
But please just let me say
I know it is tough
To lose all your stuff
But I make my living this way.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Discorporation
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 08:52:00 -
[79]
you and me don't quite like mining
pvp is our game tho you keep on dying
now we're both bored at work
tryin' to trawl through the murk
created by carebears and pirates' whining
I'm horrible at limericks =/
[Heterocephalus glaber]
|
Discorporation
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 08:52:00 -
[80]
you and me don't quite like mining
pvp is our game tho you keep on dying
now we're both bored at work
tryin' to trawl through the murk
created by carebears and pirates' whining
I'm horrible at limericks =/
[Heterocephalus glaber]
|
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 09:15:00 -
[81]
PvP is a buzz I know
Delivering the final blow
Swooping in to pod kill
Is certainly a thrill
Shame my clone misses the rest of the show.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 09:15:00 -
[82]
PvP is a buzz I know
Delivering the final blow
Swooping in to pod kill
Is certainly a thrill
Shame my clone misses the rest of the show.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 09:25:00 -
[83]
Two pods just hanging in space
Harsh reality they started to face
Both ships had be pwnd
By customs they moaned
But towards their cans my indy did race.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 09:25:00 -
[84]
Two pods just hanging in space
Harsh reality they started to face
Both ships had be pwnd
By customs they moaned
But towards their cans my indy did race.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 10:55:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Avon on 23/12/2004 03:35:40
The petition queue is long, so I hear
Which is bad news at this time of year
The GMs are glum
They just want some fun
And to drink up some old Christmas cheer.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 10:55:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Avon on 23/12/2004 03:35:40
The petition queue is long, so I hear
Which is bad news at this time of year
The GMs are glum
They just want some fun
And to drink up some old Christmas cheer.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:03:00 -
[87]
The forum mods have a hard time
Keeping posts here clean, even mine
So give them a thought
And hope they get taught
How to lock threads, but not those which rhyme.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:03:00 -
[88]
The forum mods have a hard time
Keeping posts here clean, even mine
So give them a thought
And hope they get taught
How to lock threads, but not those which rhyme.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Nicholai Pestot
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:36:00 -
[89]
These Posts that all seem to rhyme
Are such a complete waste of time
Get back to work
You piratical jerk
I love hearing you make carebears whine.
I have supped the milk of human kindness, and discovered i am lactose intolerant |
Nicholai Pestot
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:36:00 -
[90]
These Posts that all seem to rhyme
Are such a complete waste of time
Get back to work
You piratical jerk
I love hearing you make carebears whine.
I have supped the milk of human kindness, and discovered i am lactose intolerant |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:41:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Nicholai Pestot
These Posts that all seem to rhyme
Are such a complete waste of time
Get back to work
You piratical jerk
I love hearing you make carebears whine.
Bwahahahahahahahah
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:41:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Nicholai Pestot
These Posts that all seem to rhyme
Are such a complete waste of time
Get back to work
You piratical jerk
I love hearing you make carebears whine.
Bwahahahahahahahah
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Lifewire
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:51:00 -
[93]
Blobbing here and blobbing there
thats the real EVE game nightmare
people gank but they don¦t care
that the loot they have to share
gettin really rare
|
Lifewire
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 11:51:00 -
[94]
Blobbing here and blobbing there
thats the real EVE game nightmare
people gank but they don¦t care
that the loot they have to share
gettin really rare
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:02:00 -
[95]
ooh, a new limerick thread!
drunkenmaster scratches his head
'i need something witty'
but it turned out real s**tty
cos i'm s'posed to be working instead
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:02:00 -
[96]
ooh, a new limerick thread!
drunkenmaster scratches his head
'i need something witty'
but it turned out real s**tty
cos i'm s'posed to be working instead
.
|
darth solo
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:04:00 -
[97]
avon, ye need me back in yer life, u are prob just missing me thats why yer bored.
d "no mates" solo.
|
darth solo
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:04:00 -
[98]
avon, ye need me back in yer life, u are prob just missing me thats why yer bored.
d "no mates" solo.
|
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:07:00 -
[99]
Originally by: darth solo
avon, ye need me back in yer life, u are prob just missing me thats why yer bored.
d "no mates" solo.
Darth Solo is my main man
I am his number one fan
His wit I do miss
So give me a kiss
And together our future we'll plan.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:07:00 -
[100]
Originally by: darth solo
avon, ye need me back in yer life, u are prob just missing me thats why yer bored.
d "no mates" solo.
Darth Solo is my main man
I am his number one fan
His wit I do miss
So give me a kiss
And together our future we'll plan.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:10:00 -
[101]
sitting at work writing posts
thinking 'I feel like a roast'
I'll start with a flame
about someone's brain
and in 10 seconds, it'll be closed
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:10:00 -
[102]
sitting at work writing posts
thinking 'I feel like a roast'
I'll start with a flame
about someone's brain
and in 10 seconds, it'll be closed
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:21:00 -
[103]
there once was a dashing gallente
he prided himself as a gent
his posts were all formal
and the language was normal
so nobody knew what he meant
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:21:00 -
[104]
there once was a dashing gallente
he prided himself as a gent
his posts were all formal
and the language was normal
so nobody knew what he meant
.
|
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:32:00 -
[105]
DM's sig is the best, I love it
It features the best ever muppet
Fozzy's grin is so cool
But yours would be to
If your bum had someones arm up it.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 12:32:00 -
[106]
DM's sig is the best, I love it
It features the best ever muppet
Fozzy's grin is so cool
But yours would be to
If your bum had someones arm up it.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 -
[107]
Thread sliding to the bottom of the page
Made Avon become full of rage
Quickly he said:
"My work is not dead
It's time for a little bump-age."
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 -
[108]
Thread sliding to the bottom of the page
Made Avon become full of rage
Quickly he said:
"My work is not dead
It's time for a little bump-age."
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Avon
DM's sig is the best, I love it
It features the best ever muppet
Fozzy's grin is so cool
But yours would be to
If your bum had someones arm up it.
w00t!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Avon
DM's sig is the best, I love it
It features the best ever muppet
Fozzy's grin is so cool
But yours would be to
If your bum had someones arm up it.
w00t!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:10:00 -
[111]
just got to work. man it's cold!
this slave to the grind is quite old.
went shopping last night.
saw elves in green tights.
my lunchmeat from last week, it has mold... 
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:10:00 -
[112]
just got to work. man it's cold!
this slave to the grind is quite old.
went shopping last night.
saw elves in green tights.
my lunchmeat from last week, it has mold...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:25:00 -
[113]
The Gallente are a noble race
Minmatar are a living disgrace
Amarr 4 teh w1n
Always makes me grin
Cause we all know Caldari are ace.
Minmatar have the Tempest
Gal's think the Mega is best
Amarr use the geddon
But if you screw your head-on
You'll see that Ravens pwn the rest.
Unbalanced and unfair they cry
Missiles are too good, but why?
They arrive later
And Defenders are greater
And Smartbombs kiss your missile goodbye.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:25:00 -
[114]
The Gallente are a noble race
Minmatar are a living disgrace
Amarr 4 teh w1n
Always makes me grin
Cause we all know Caldari are ace.
Minmatar have the Tempest
Gal's think the Mega is best
Amarr use the geddon
But if you screw your head-on
You'll see that Ravens pwn the rest.
Unbalanced and unfair they cry
Missiles are too good, but why?
They arrive later
And Defenders are greater
And Smartbombs kiss your missile goodbye.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:32:00 -
[115]
Browsing the forums and what do I find ?
A thread that is not full of whine !
though it's hard to believe
boredom it relieves
so come in and show us your rhyme
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:32:00 -
[116]
Browsing the forums and what do I find ?
A thread that is not full of whine !
though it's hard to believe
boredom it relieves
so come in and show us your rhyme
|
Admiral Pieg
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:43:00 -
[117]
nonsensical garbage is all i found
this thread of limericks i shall hound
alas its true you made me laugh
laugh at you, not with you infact
with these words i'll return to my hunt
of minings noobs and whiney runts
what? i said runt
______________________
Pod from above. |
Admiral Pieg
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:43:00 -
[118]
nonsensical garbage is all i found
this thread of limericks i shall hound
alas its true you made me laugh
laugh at you, not with you infact
with these words i'll return to my hunt
of minings noobs and whiney runts
what? i said runt
______________________
Pod from above. |
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:48:00 -
[119]
Pieg, you did something wrong
a limerick is five lines long
whatever you're smoking
you're over-toking
can I get a hit on that bong?
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:48:00 -
[120]
Pieg, you did something wrong
a limerick is five lines long
whatever you're smoking
you're over-toking
can I get a hit on that bong?
.
|
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:52:00 -
[121]
gonna browse the Escrows tonight.
i'm looking for a ship priced just right.
grab some miner 2's.
while singing the blues.
i gotta go mine, i need pyerite.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:52:00 -
[122]
gonna browse the Escrows tonight.
i'm looking for a ship priced just right.
grab some miner 2's.
while singing the blues.
i gotta go mine, i need pyerite.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:54:00 -
[123]
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 14:54:00 -
[124]
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:10:00 -
[125]
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
I hope you find a new gate
For you it would really be great
You could fly through
With your new miner 2
Then we'd seal it along with your fate.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:10:00 -
[126]
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
I hope you find a new gate
For you it would really be great
You could fly through
With your new miner 2
Then we'd seal it along with your fate.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:11:00 -
[127]
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
Those Hidden Gates aren't just a joke
The truth almost gave me a stroke
Jumped through the gate above
And found some Jove love
Then rolled over to enjoy a smoke
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:11:00 -
[128]
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
Those Hidden Gates aren't just a joke
The truth almost gave me a stroke
Jumped through the gate above
And found some Jove love
Then rolled over to enjoy a smoke
|
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:21:00 -
[129]
It's peaceful in nonni, all quiet
I'm hid but my agent won't buy it
He yells at the comm
Losing all aplomb
And says that his job, I should try it
I'm killing serpentis for loot
And it's all just point-click-and-shoot
So I make up a rhyme
And spend all my time
Posting to those in cahoots
I'm spying on m0o's public channel
I see text about h4x-sploit and babble
Who would have thought
With all that they've fought
Their comm lines I just can't handle
This Moa has guns on its hull
And it's making my life here quite dull
Because I have rails
It's too close, they fail
And I know soon that my ship will be null
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:21:00 -
[130]
It's peaceful in nonni, all quiet
I'm hid but my agent won't buy it
He yells at the comm
Losing all aplomb
And says that his job, I should try it
I'm killing serpentis for loot
And it's all just point-click-and-shoot
So I make up a rhyme
And spend all my time
Posting to those in cahoots
I'm spying on m0o's public channel
I see text about h4x-sploit and babble
Who would have thought
With all that they've fought
Their comm lines I just can't handle
This Moa has guns on its hull
And it's making my life here quite dull
Because I have rails
It's too close, they fail
And I know soon that my ship will be null
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:23:00 -
[131]
Could everyone post here quickly
Avon is making efforts as you see
Rhyming in every thread
Will go to his head
And he'll soon take over CCP !
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:23:00 -
[132]
Could everyone post here quickly
Avon is making efforts as you see
Rhyming in every thread
Will go to his head
And he'll soon take over CCP !
|
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:40:00 -
[133]
got the cadence of rhyme in my head.
almost wish i'd never seen this thread.
i'm having quite a gas
trying not to sound link an ass
while i work and try to earn bread...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:40:00 -
[134]
got the cadence of rhyme in my head.
almost wish i'd never seen this thread.
i'm having quite a gas
trying not to sound link an ass
while i work and try to earn bread...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:42:00 -
[135]
Expanded cargo
How precious the contents is
Fit micro warp drive
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:42:00 -
[136]
Expanded cargo
How precious the contents is
Fit micro warp drive
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:57:00 -
[137]
i'm hungry, so i will be makin'
a few strips of crispy bacon.
hope it tastes good.
and not like old wood.
or with rage, i will be shakin'...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 15:57:00 -
[138]
i'm hungry, so i will be makin'
a few strips of crispy bacon.
hope it tastes good.
and not like old wood.
or with rage, i will be shakin'...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:24:00 -
[139]
Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 16:24:48
Oft I have heard it said
That 'old skool' piracy is practically dead
But if you don't pay the ransom
You won't look so hansome
With implants hanging out of your head.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:24:00 -
[140]
Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 16:24:48
Oft I have heard it said
That 'old skool' piracy is practically dead
But if you don't pay the ransom
You won't look so hansome
With implants hanging out of your head.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:35:00 -
[141]
Avon, you know I brought my wife a little Playmobil Pirate like you have in your sig, for xmas.
She's gonna love me.
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:35:00 -
[142]
Avon, you know I brought my wife a little Playmobil Pirate like you have in your sig, for xmas.
She's gonna love me.
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:41:00 -
[143]
Originally by: FireFoxx80
Avon, you know I brought my wife a little Playmobil Pirate like you have in your sig, for xmas.
She's gonna love me.
That figure you see is a toy
Which I bought for my oldest boy
Sadly no hook
But a picture I took
You can almost hear him shouting a-hoy.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:41:00 -
[144]
Originally by: FireFoxx80
Avon, you know I brought my wife a little Playmobil Pirate like you have in your sig, for xmas.
She's gonna love me.
That figure you see is a toy
Which I bought for my oldest boy
Sadly no hook
But a picture I took
You can almost hear him shouting a-hoy.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:46:00 -
[145]
There once was a man from Amarr
Who desired to go exploring far
He ran a blockade
But without friendly aid
Got a free trip back to his home star
A young wench who hailed from Luminaire
Was off mining without a care
In warped a bessy
Who cleaned up her messy
'Hey you took my ore that's not fair!'
A happy young ganker from Nonni
Thought that it would be terribly funny
To sit by a gate
And hear all the hate
Caused from being hit by his mjolies
A sole matar out of Pator
Hated amarrians down to the core
Hunting them down in the sky
He ran into PIE
Now he hates amarr even more
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:46:00 -
[146]
There once was a man from Amarr
Who desired to go exploring far
He ran a blockade
But without friendly aid
Got a free trip back to his home star
A young wench who hailed from Luminaire
Was off mining without a care
In warped a bessy
Who cleaned up her messy
'Hey you took my ore that's not fair!'
A happy young ganker from Nonni
Thought that it would be terribly funny
To sit by a gate
And hear all the hate
Caused from being hit by his mjolies
A sole matar out of Pator
Hated amarrians down to the core
Hunting them down in the sky
He ran into PIE
Now he hates amarr even more
|
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:49:00 -
[147]
Toy pirate for wife,
She will not find it funny,
No more s3x for me.
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
FireFoxx80
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 16:49:00 -
[148]
Toy pirate for wife,
She will not find it funny,
No more s3x for me.
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
|
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 18:38:00 -
[149]
it's a quarter to five
and i'm still alive.
no one has killed me,
i'm filled with glee,
i think i'll go shuck and jive...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 18:38:00 -
[150]
it's a quarter to five
and i'm still alive.
no one has killed me,
i'm filled with glee,
i think i'll go shuck and jive...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 18:45:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
I hope you find a new gate
For you it would really be great
You could fly through
With your new miner 2
Then we'd seal it along with your fate.
a new gate would be great!
but no seal to my fate.
the GalNet is here
so don't shed a tear.
i'll still be the one to hate...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 18:45:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
I hope you find a new gate
For you it would really be great
You could fly through
With your new miner 2
Then we'd seal it along with your fate.
a new gate would be great!
but no seal to my fate.
the GalNet is here
so don't shed a tear.
i'll still be the one to hate...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Elita
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 20:16:00 -
[153]
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
--
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke |
Elita
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 20:16:00 -
[154]
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
--
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 20:24:00 -
[155]
Originally by: Elita
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
oh noes! i think i'm in trouble!
my groin is starting to rumble.
it starts out slow
then before you know
you're wincing and cursing with a grumble
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 20:24:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Elita
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
oh noes! i think i'm in trouble!
my groin is starting to rumble.
it starts out slow
then before you know
you're wincing and cursing with a grumble
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:23:00 -
[157]
Originally by: flummox
Originally by: Elita
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
oh noes! i think i'm in trouble!
my groin is starting to rumble.
it starts out slow
then before you know
you're wincing and cursing with a grumble
If your groin causes so much to fear
Then I know you must speak of your rear
Because I know from the front
Whether it's pen*s or c*nt
It'll cause others only to leer
I know that limerick was quite bad
Foul-mouthed, fickle and sad
But I had rhyme
And keep it in time
Even though the mods will be mad :(
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:23:00 -
[158]
Originally by: flummox
Originally by: Elita
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
oh noes! i think i'm in trouble!
my groin is starting to rumble.
it starts out slow
then before you know
you're wincing and cursing with a grumble
If your groin causes so much to fear
Then I know you must speak of your rear
Because I know from the front
Whether it's pen*s or c*nt
It'll cause others only to leer
I know that limerick was quite bad
Foul-mouthed, fickle and sad
But I had rhyme
And keep it in time
Even though the mods will be mad :(
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:39:00 -
[159]
fifty-one minutes left on the clock
before i must brave the xmas traffic block.
i want to play eve
so just let me be
and maybe, just maybe, i'll undock
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:39:00 -
[160]
fifty-one minutes left on the clock
before i must brave the xmas traffic block.
i want to play eve
so just let me be
and maybe, just maybe, i'll undock
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:41:00 -
[161]
i'm so f'n bored it's insane!
there is nothing here to entertain.
so rhymin' i'll do
and if you so choose
to read these instead of complain...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:41:00 -
[162]
i'm so f'n bored it's insane!
there is nothing here to entertain.
so rhymin' i'll do
and if you so choose
to read these instead of complain...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:50:00 -
[163]
my harpy, i fit with rails
i make all the pirates wail.
i'll be at your gate
don't shoot me yet, mate!
you can't hit me, you'll just fail...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 21:50:00 -
[164]
my harpy, i fit with rails
i make all the pirates wail.
i'll be at your gate
don't shoot me yet, mate!
you can't hit me, you'll just fail...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 23:13:00 -
[165]
it's night time, and I'm feeling tired
on JD and coke I am wired
I mustn't let slip
any fleet ganking tips
or Molle would have my ass fired
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 23:13:00 -
[166]
it's night time, and I'm feeling tired
on JD and coke I am wired
I mustn't let slip
any fleet ganking tips
or Molle would have my ass fired
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 23:14:00 -
[167]
My Ares is getting a buff
I just can't thank TomB enough
the best way to thank him
is with a swift gankin'
but getting to jove space is tough
.
|
drunkenmaster
|
Posted - 2004.12.22 23:14:00 -
[168]
My Ares is getting a buff
I just can't thank TomB enough
the best way to thank him
is with a swift gankin'
but getting to jove space is tough
.
|
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 03:43:00 -
[169]
I awake in my chair with a fright
Ohnoes, its the middle of night
Where is Avon?
Am I still logged on?
Ah, docked in a station, alright!
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 03:43:00 -
[170]
I awake in my chair with a fright
Ohnoes, its the middle of night
Where is Avon?
Am I still logged on?
Ah, docked in a station, alright!
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 06:57:00 -
[171]
For some reason I sit at the 'puter
Though I promised myself to sleep sooner
But the call of the rhyme
Makes me lose track of time
And before I know it, it's nooner
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 06:57:00 -
[172]
For some reason I sit at the 'puter
Though I promised myself to sleep sooner
But the call of the rhyme
Makes me lose track of time
And before I know it, it's nooner
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 09:32:00 -
[173]
I get into work in the morning
Look to see if a new whine-fest is dawning
But everything's fine
There's still lots of rhyme !
I just hope mine don't leave people yawning :(
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 09:32:00 -
[174]
I get into work in the morning
Look to see if a new whine-fest is dawning
But everything's fine
There's still lots of rhyme !
I just hope mine don't leave people yawning :(
|
Nicholai Pestot
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 11:32:00 -
[175]
You folks are an eloquent bunch
but im afraid i have a hunch
l33t speek a jabbering
is all your be yabbering
when it comes down to the crunch
I have supped the milk of human kindness, and discovered i am lactose intolerant |
Nicholai Pestot
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 11:32:00 -
[176]
You folks are an eloquent bunch
but im afraid i have a hunch
l33t speek a jabbering
is all your be yabbering
when it comes down to the crunch
I have supped the milk of human kindness, and discovered i am lactose intolerant |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 14:44:00 -
[177]
what the hell happened to this thread?
i sign in to see it's almost dead.
i know that page two
might be good enough for you
my girlfriend want's to know, "what's hed?"
.
.
.
(hedbergite!)
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 14:44:00 -
[178]
what the hell happened to this thread?
i sign in to see it's almost dead.
i know that page two
might be good enough for you
my girlfriend want's to know, "what's hed?"
.
.
.
(hedbergite!)
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 15:04:00 -
[179]
I had to sneak off and go shop
So I didn't see the post drop
Off the front page?
What an outrage!
This decline it really must stop.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 15:04:00 -
[180]
I had to sneak off and go shop
So I didn't see the post drop
Off the front page?
What an outrage!
This decline it really must stop.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 15:43:00 -
[181]
This just shows that a sticky is needed
To make sure that our poetry's heeded
Our wonderful verse
Must not be cursed
Perhaps Eris, up the page, can speed us
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 15:43:00 -
[182]
This just shows that a sticky is needed
To make sure that our poetry's heeded
Our wonderful verse
Must not be cursed
Perhaps Eris, up the page, can speed us
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 16:02:00 -
[183]
I think that you all must be trippin'
To let such a great thread keep slippin'
But I won't get the hump
I'll just give it a bump
Oh yes 'Post Reply' I'll keep hittin'
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 16:02:00 -
[184]
I think that you all must be trippin'
To let such a great thread keep slippin'
But I won't get the hump
I'll just give it a bump
Oh yes 'Post Reply' I'll keep hittin'
|
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 17:00:00 -
[185]
oh noes! this thread is getting no love
it's hard, got eighty-twelve stickehs above
but don't you forget
to repeatedly hit,
the "Post Reply" button, you nub!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 17:00:00 -
[186]
oh noes! this thread is getting no love
it's hard, got eighty-twelve stickehs above
but don't you forget
to repeatedly hit,
the "Post Reply" button, you nub!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Nicholai Pestot
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 17:24:00 -
[187]
Make sure your replys are not a waste
Don't wax lyrical with too much haste
Space out your ryming
This thread a' keep climbing
Keep going your all doing ace
I have supped the milk of human kindness, and discovered i am lactose intolerant |
Nicholai Pestot
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 17:24:00 -
[188]
Make sure your replys are not a waste
Don't wax lyrical with too much haste
Space out your ryming
This thread a' keep climbing
Keep going your all doing ace
I have supped the milk of human kindness, and discovered i am lactose intolerant |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 18:50:00 -
[189]
i just went on lunch
and i've got a hunch
that avon will post
or offer a toast
right after he spikes the punch.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 18:50:00 -
[190]
i just went on lunch
and i've got a hunch
that avon will post
or offer a toast
right after he spikes the punch.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 18:52:00 -
[191]
Avon hides a bottle of gin
And removes from his face a grin
Punch anyone?
Then PvP fun.
I have a hunch I might win!
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 18:52:00 -
[192]
Avon hides a bottle of gin
And removes from his face a grin
Punch anyone?
Then PvP fun.
I have a hunch I might win!
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 18:58:00 -
[193]
i would very much like a Lab Slot
i can even trade you good pot.
so gimme a jingle
i'll stuff your bra with a single
and maybe i'll mine some Bistot...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 18:58:00 -
[194]
i would very much like a Lab Slot
i can even trade you good pot.
so gimme a jingle
i'll stuff your bra with a single
and maybe i'll mine some Bistot...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 19:00:00 -
[195]
most of my rhymes make no sense
i think it's because i am dense
fat like a moon
crazy like a loon
trade you a dollar for fifteen cents...?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 19:00:00 -
[196]
most of my rhymes make no sense
i think it's because i am dense
fat like a moon
crazy like a loon
trade you a dollar for fifteen cents...?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Sangxianc
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 20:13:00 -
[197]
I cannot log into Eve,
I am getting quite peeved,
Duripant's dead,
For how long? I said,
But no reply: there's no way to leave.
-
Any man's death diminishes me, as I am involved in mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee. |
Sangxianc
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 20:13:00 -
[198]
I cannot log into Eve,
I am getting quite peeved,
Duripant's dead,
For how long? I said,
But no reply: there's no way to leave.
-
Any man's death diminishes me, as I am involved in mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee. |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 20:50:00 -
[199]
OMG WTF I made isk
Now I got all you ****stas at risk
For when I make bank
I whip out the tank
And blast all you posers to mist
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 20:50:00 -
[200]
OMG WTF I made isk
Now I got all you ****stas at risk
For when I make bank
I whip out the tank
And blast all you posers to mist
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 21:12:00 -
[201]
There is no feeling quite so divine
As to make isk whilst you are offline
Take your ship and park it
Put your stuff on the market
A wallet full of isk is sublime
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 21:12:00 -
[202]
There is no feeling quite so divine
As to make isk whilst you are offline
Take your ship and park it
Put your stuff on the market
A wallet full of isk is sublime
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 22:07:00 -
[203]
It's dangerous to go through A2
As someone will try to gank you
And if you go to HED
You're definitely dead
'Cos they like to get the pod too
|
Toran Mehtar
|
Posted - 2004.12.23 22:07:00 -
[204]
It's dangerous to go through A2
As someone will try to gank you
And if you go to HED
You're definitely dead
'Cos they like to get the pod too
|
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.24 00:21:00 -
[205]
I was mining alone in my thing
When a pirate with cruiser did bring
His lasers to shoot
And steal my loot
And ransom my ship for my bling
-----------------------------------------------
Coalition Kill Board |
Cabadrin
|
Posted - 2004.12.24 00:21:00 -
[206]
I was mining alone in my thing
When a pirate with cruiser did bring
His lasers to shoot
And steal my loot
And ransom my ship for my bling
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Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.24 01:19:00 -
[207]
Just a quick one before bed
Or this poetry goes to my head
A wash with some soap
Then to bed in the hope
That in the morning I won't wake up dead.
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Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.24 01:19:00 -
[208]
Just a quick one before bed
Or this poetry goes to my head
A wash with some soap
Then to bed in the hope
That in the morning I won't wake up dead.
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Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Doktor Bowstein
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Posted - 2004.12.24 02:14:00 -
[209]
'Twas the night before Xmas in Eve
And the devs had a surprise up their sleeve
I logged in and saw
snowflakes that did pour
down the screen like you wouldn't believe
I have heard the alpenhorns calling off the Shoals of Orion
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Doktor Bowstein
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Posted - 2004.12.24 02:14:00 -
[210]
'Twas the night before Xmas in Eve
And the devs had a surprise up their sleeve
I logged in and saw
snowflakes that did pour
down the screen like you wouldn't believe
I have heard the alpenhorns calling off the Shoals of Orion
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Cabadrin
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Posted - 2004.12.24 07:41:00 -
[211]
The time before christmas has gone
Tomorrow the eggnog will run
We'll sit and ***** nuts
Over the bird we will fuss
And sit by the fire, it's warm
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Cabadrin
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Posted - 2004.12.24 07:41:00 -
[212]
The time before christmas has gone
Tomorrow the eggnog will run
We'll sit and ***** nuts
Over the bird we will fuss
And sit by the fire, it's warm
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Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.24 11:08:00 -
[213]
Out of modesty I won't vote for me
But who is the best forum poster to see?
Evol have the best sigs
For Bhaal I don't give 2 figs
So the winner is ......... IBJC
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.12.24 11:08:00 -
[214]
Out of modesty I won't vote for me
But who is the best forum poster to see?
Evol have the best sigs
For Bhaal I don't give 2 figs
So the winner is ......... IBJC
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Cabadrin
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Posted - 2004.12.24 15:29:00 -
[215]
Why are more people not replying?
I fear that the rank of the post is dying
It's dipping down low
This concerns me, so
I will bump it up with some more rhyming
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Cabadrin
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Posted - 2004.12.24 15:29:00 -
[216]
Why are more people not replying?
I fear that the rank of the post is dying
It's dipping down low
This concerns me, so
I will bump it up with some more rhyming
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Toran Mehtar
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Posted - 2004.12.24 15:45:00 -
[217]
A very clever move it is said
To be changing the name of this thread
So now those who shirk
Whilst sitting at work
Can come read our rhyming instead
Once it was just know as Bored...
But that name had not really scored
So now it says rhyme
The post count should climb
Just like shields with a clarity ward
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Toran Mehtar
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Posted - 2004.12.24 15:45:00 -
[218]
A very clever move it is said
To be changing the name of this thread
So now those who shirk
Whilst sitting at work
Can come read our rhyming instead
Once it was just know as Bored...
But that name had not really scored
So now it says rhyme
The post count should climb
Just like shields with a clarity ward
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flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:07:00 -
[219]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:07:36
well, now that the day's are not merry
i'll sit and watch Tom n' Jerry.
xmas is gone
gotta refill the bong
with buds that are red and hairy...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:07:00 -
[220]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:07:36
well, now that the day's are not merry
i'll sit and watch Tom n' Jerry.
xmas is gone
gotta refill the bong
with buds that are red and hairy...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:10:00 -
[221]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:10:19
a nice long weekend you see
will fill the heart with glee
i log on this thread
to see it almost dead
post a rhyme here. it's free!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:10:00 -
[222]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:10:19
a nice long weekend you see
will fill the heart with glee
i log on this thread
to see it almost dead
post a rhyme here. it's free!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
Mirelath
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:16:00 -
[223]
This is my first time posting in here,
So I fear some flaming is near,
My rhyming is sad,
And terribly bad,
So now I will just disappear.
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Mirelath
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:16:00 -
[224]
This is my first time posting in here,
So I fear some flaming is near,
My rhyming is sad,
And terribly bad,
So now I will just disappear.
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flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 16:28:00 -
[225]
so bored, why can't i go home?
nothing to do, but write a poem.
i will never understand
while they need work on hand
to answer an unringing phone...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 16:28:00 -
[226]
so bored, why can't i go home?
nothing to do, but write a poem.
i will never understand
while they need work on hand
to answer an unringing phone...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 18:31:00 -
[227]
just spent an hour downloading the patch
then i noticed, the numbers didn't match!
so now i'm stuck doing it again.
i'll click on 1754, with my wacom pen.
and hopes that i can log on with a flash!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 18:31:00 -
[228]
just spent an hour downloading the patch
then i noticed, the numbers didn't match!
so now i'm stuck doing it again.
i'll click on 1754, with my wacom pen.
and hopes that i can log on with a flash!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 18:37:00 -
[229]
messed up the patch, now i'm in Hell
oh how i loathe this slow-ass DSL
so i start the DL just right
i hope it finished before tonight
i also realize my cadence is all wrong,
i seem to want to sing another song.
it's gotta be that damn xmas crap.
i wish santa and the rest would take a dirt nap.
so now i'll go, i'm not a hater,
i'll see ya tomorrow, or i'll check ya later!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 18:37:00 -
[230]
messed up the patch, now i'm in Hell
oh how i loathe this slow-ass DSL
so i start the DL just right
i hope it finished before tonight
i also realize my cadence is all wrong,
i seem to want to sing another song.
it's gotta be that damn xmas crap.
i wish santa and the rest would take a dirt nap.
so now i'll go, i'm not a hater,
i'll see ya tomorrow, or i'll check ya later!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
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