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Marconus Orion D00M. Excessum Messor	Posted - 2010.08.08 05:30:00 - [31] Has there been an official statement from the monkeys yet?
Vak Keelin	Posted - 2010.08.08 07:06:00 - [32] I'm really hoping said Kestral pilot logs on to give his/her point of view. That would just make this thread perfect
Lady Evelynne	Posted - 2010.08.08 07:09:00 - [33] lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawl. +1 on the kill, bro.xD
Zer0 kooL Project Nemesis The 0rphanage	Posted - 2010.08.08 08:02:00 - [34] And Oh My God.... http://smalliance.com/killboards/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2847 "pizzabox: 2010-08-08 07:08:49 You **ing idiot! Moron alliance leader screwing over the rest of us once again. " So... does this mean this was an alliance leader alt? and "timm3h: 2010-08-08 07:23:21 I knew this was a stupid idea. GG I guess we know where that alliance wallet investment went you face. Pray I don't find out where you live. You are now KOS. Invest in that ***! " Does this mean this was alliance isk... Please Confirm the lol.
Liang Nuren Parsec Flux War.Pigs.	Posted - 2010.08.08 08:28:00 - [35] Originally by: Zer0 kooL You **ing idiot! Moron alliance leader screwing over the rest of us once again. " So... does this mean this was an alliance leader alt? and... Does this mean this was alliance isk... Please Confirm the lol. Oh man that's some comedy gold -- Eve Forum *** Extraordinaire On Twitter Blog
Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium	Posted - 2010.08.08 10:35:00 - [36] I heard there was drama here, where is it and how do I get in on this? ________ Chicago players channel: 'Windy City' Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster.
Cromo Effect	Posted - 2010.08.08 11:12:00 - [37] The kestrel pilot was simply unlucky and orphanage was extremely lucky is all. Making fun off his loss is simply childish tbh.
Ressiv Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association	Posted - 2010.08.08 11:12:00 - [38] Originally by: SFX Bladerunner DISCLAIMER: I am not trying to say CCP is innocent nor am I trying to say CCP is guilty. All I am trying to say is this is a complicated matter and should not be concidered as lightly as you do, if at all. It's not that complicated. The dumbass in the kestrel needs to biomass his toon and GB2W. Other then that it's NO different then getting a BPO run ganked. You should look at ISK value, not at what the item can be used for. If we ARE going to look what an item can be used for, and add that to it's value, then a Hulk is worth much more then a PLEX. Loosing a Hulk is loosing many times that amount of ISK, in the long run. Same applies to a POS, etc. First rule applies: Don't undock what you can't afford to lose. ========================== Nothing is true, everything is permitted. ==========================
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.08.08 11:36:00 - [39] Originally by: Cromo Effect The kestrel pilot was simply unlucky and orphanage was extremely lucky is all. Making fun off his loss is simply childish tbh. I have to completely disagree with this. Things the pilot/player could have done to safeguard his cargo: * Use a courier contract. * Use an audit container/Orca. * Fly covert ops. * Use a character in an NPC corp that doesn't attract alliance enemies. * Space the 74 PLEXes out over several runs. * Not be a dumb-ass. * Any or all of the above. Writing this off as an accident or poor luck is just setting oneself up for more avoidable losses in the future.
Cromo Effect	Posted - 2010.08.08 11:45:00 - [40] Originally by: Nathan Jameson Originally by: Cromo Effect The kestrel pilot was simply unlucky and orphanage was extremely lucky is all. Making fun off his loss is simply childish tbh. I have to completely disagree with this. Things the pilot/player could have done to safeguard his cargo: * Use a courier contract. * Use an audit container/Orca. * Fly covert ops. * Use a character in an NPC corp that doesn't attract alliance enemies. * Space the 74 PLEXes out over several runs. * Not be a dumb-ass. * Any or all of the above. Writing this off as an accident or poor luck is just setting oneself up for more avoidable losses in the future. No you are wrong completely. He was warping to the station at zero to dock and it dropped him 40km off it. Something tells me that the 0rphanage is using the same program as The Monkeysphere was using to mess with war targets to get easy kills. Besides the incident is under investigation as we speak so we will see who the dummy is.

Ressiv Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association	Posted - 2010.08.08 11:47:00 - [41] Originally by: Cromo Effect No you are wrong completely. He was warping to the station at zero to dock and it dropped him 40km off it. Something tells me that the 0rphanage is using the same program as The Monkeysphere was using to mess with war targets to get easy kills. Besides the incident is under investigation as we speak so we will see who the dummy is. Exploit being used or not, flying 74 PLEX' in a frig, during war, is beyond moron. ========================== Nothing is true, everything is permitted. ==========================
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:01:00 - [42] Originally by: Cromo Effect No you are wrong completely. He was warping to the station at zero to dock and it dropped him 40km off it. Something tells me that the 0rphanage is using the same program as The Monkeysphere was using to mess with war targets to get easy kills. Besides the incident is under investigation as we speak so we will see who the dummy is. Yes, yes, it must definitely be their 1337 CH34T1E HAXOR $K1LLZ. Definitely no culpability on the part of the pilot. This doesn't negate the fact he was in an uncloaked frigate in a wardecced alliance. What if his internet had suddenly cut out while he was in Jita? The enemy would have had time to combat scan his frig before it finally left the server. There were just too many precautions not taken. Complacency and excuses kill more often than any weapon.
Trygonus	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:14:00 - [43] Originally by: Zer0 kooL Edited by: Zer0 kooL on 08/08/2010 10:15:58 And Oh My God.... http://smalliance.com/killboards/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2847 "pizzabox: 2010-08-08 07:08:49 You **ing idiot! Moron alliance leader screwing over the rest of us once again. " So... does this mean this was an alliance leader alt? and "timm3h: 2010-08-08 07:23:21 I knew this was a stupid idea. GG I guess we know where that alliance wallet investment went you face. Pray I don't find out where you live. You are now KOS. Invest in that ***! " Does this mean this was alliance isk... Please Confirm the lol. Confirming that hitting F5 on their alliance kill board for new comments on the loss mail is full of win.
Steintz Gallente Magnificent Beavers The 0rphanage	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:19:00 - [44] Originally by: Cromo Effect He was warping to the station at zero to dock and it dropped him 40km off it. Sure he did... Originally by: Cromo Effect Something tells me that the 0rphanage is using the same program as The Monkeysphere was using to mess with war targets to get easy kills. Dude ... seriously.... dude... Originally by: Cromo Effect Besides the incident is under investigation as we speak so we will see who the dummy is. Stupidity cant be shown in logs....
Steintz Gallente Magnificent Beavers The 0rphanage	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:22:00 - [45] Quote: ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 11:01:34 Stop making comments right now! It is being petitioned and when it is reversed I will see to it all kill boards have this exploit removed. The threads featuring this kill are also being petitioned. So everyone relax and chill out. Quote: ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 11:05:22 Also if you don't chill I will see to it personally you are removed from monkey space never to be allowed back. The guy was unlucky and that in combination with 0rphanage exploiting lag in Kits this happened. So back off. Everyone is allowed to make a mistake. LMFAO... Priceless.
Illwill Bill Raven Dynasty Reloaded LLC	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:31:00 - [46] It was only a matter of time... Thank you, CCP! It's things like this, that make me love this game.
ACID BURNN	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:33:00 - [47] Originally by: Ressiv Originally by: SFX Bladerunner DISCLAIMER: I am not trying to say CCP is innocent nor am I trying to say CCP is guilty. All I am trying to say is this is a complicated matter and should not be concidered as lightly as you do, if at all. It's not that complicated. The dumbass in the kestrel needs to biomass his toon and GB2W. Other then that it's NO different then getting a BPO run ganked. You should look at ISK value, not at what the item can be used for. If we ARE going to look what an item can be used for, and add that to it's value, then a Hulk is worth much more then a PLEX. Loosing a Hulk is loosing many times that amount of ISK, in the long run. Same applies to a POS, etc. First rule applies: Don't undock what you can't afford to lose. Honestly.... Id still lol if he lost 70 Hulks because it would hurt all the same.
Zer0 kooL Project Nemesis The 0rphanage	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:45:00 - [48] Edited by: Zer0 kooL on 08/08/2010 12:54:07 Originally by: Cromo Effect Originally by: Nathan Jameson Originally by: Cromo Effect The kestrel pilot was simply unlucky and orphanage was extremely lucky is all. Making fun off his loss is simply childish tbh. I have to completely disagree with this. Things the pilot/player could have done to safeguard his cargo: * Use a courier contract. * Use an audit container/Orca. * Fly covert ops. * Use a character in an NPC corp that doesn't attract alliance enemies. * Space the 74 PLEXes out over several runs. * Not be a dumb-ass. * Any or all of the above. Writing this off as an accident or poor luck is just setting oneself up for more avoidable losses in the future. No you are wrong completely. He was warping to the station at zero to dock and it dropped him 40km off it. Something tells me that the 0rphanage is using the same program as The Monkeysphere was using to mess with war targets to get easy kills. Besides the incident is under investigation as we speak so we will see who the dummy is. Well to save the moderators some time.... IT WAS MIH Ub3R L337 G1Bs0N ***1nG P0\/\/3Rz Th4T D00M3\|) Y0uR P00R L1tt\|_3 KesTrelZ... So next time anyone in Space monkey alliance dies remember... It was because of Zer0 Kool aka Crash Override aka Dade Murphy aka EVE *** aka Gibson Cracker aka 74 30 D4y EVE Pl3x T1m3 CarD HolD1nG KeStr3l 40Km OffStaTi0n W4rP ExPl0iTeR!
Cromo Effect	Posted - 2010.08.08 12:51:00 - [49] Originally by: Zer0 kooL Originally by: Cromo Effect Originally by: Nathan Jameson Originally by: Cromo Effect The kestrel pilot was simply unlucky and orphanage was extremely lucky is all. Making fun off his loss is simply childish tbh. I have to completely disagree with this. Things the pilot/player could have done to safeguard his cargo: * Use a courier contract. * Use an audit container/Orca. * Fly covert ops. * Use a character in an NPC corp that doesn't attract alliance enemies. * Space the 74 PLEXes out over several runs. * Not be a dumb-ass. * Any or all of the above. Writing this off as an accident or poor luck is just setting oneself up for more avoidable losses in the future. No you are wrong completely. He was warping to the station at zero to dock and it dropped him 40km off it. Something tells me that the 0rphanage is using the same program as The Monkeysphere was using to mess with war targets to get easy kills. Besides the incident is under investigation as we speak so we will see who the dummy is. Well to save the moderators some time.... IT WAS MIH Ub3R L337 G1Bs0N ***1nG P0\/\/3Rz Th4T D00M3\|) Y0uR P00R L1tt\|_3 KesTrelZ... So next time you or anyone in your alliance dies remember... It was because of Zer0 Kool aka Crash Override aka Dade Murphy aka EVE * aka Gibson Cracker aka 74 30 D4y EVE Pl3x T1m3 CarD HolD1nG KeStr3l 40Km OffStaTi0n W4rP ExPl0iTeR! I am not in Space Monkeys you troll!**
Ressiv Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association	Posted - 2010.08.08 13:13:00 - [50] Originally by: Cromo Effect I am not in Space Monkeys you troll! So let me get this ... you know from a very reliable source that it went down like you said ... If it wasnt you in that Kestrel, you have no way of knowing what did or did not happen. ========================== Nothing is true, everything is permitted. ==========================

thoth rothschild Method of Destruction The 0rphanage	Posted - 2010.08.08 13:46:00 - [51] Edited by: thoth rothschild on 08/08/2010 13:46:46 50% of the people in Space know that using the "warp & dock " button from the direction of soba will end you 2km away from the station docking area :p It is not that hard to volley frigs without 1337 Haxor skills :p
Sanka Cofie Amarr The Yaar Offices of Pointe Webb and Podemall	Posted - 2010.08.08 14:13:00 - [52] Quote: ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 13:07:53 What part of STFU on these comments don't you guys understand? Lucifer, I hope you enjoyed your time in Space Monkeys. Welcome to being KOS dumbass. This is the unintended consequence of your horrible crime, Orphanage. Good pilots are getting kicked out of their alliance. Now he'll have to go find another alliance whose leader warps around in a T1 frig, during an active war, with over a grand worth of plexs in the hold. Alliances like that are hard to find, right? Right? Confirm that being expelled from this alliance doesn't seem like much of a punishment? I find the "I hope you enjoyed your time" line to be quality as well. I'll bet he enjoyed the lulz. Enjoyed the lulz. -~-~-~- Vote Pompous for CSM!
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.08.08 14:49:00 - [53] Originally by: thoth rothschild Quote: * Fly covert ops. * Use a character in an NPC corp that doesn't attract alliance enemies. That won't help. I know a lot of people who are willing to suizide gank for 74 plexes and a covert ops is still a frigate which can be killed in a single volley. Not a fool-proof plan, but it's still helpful just the same. I can get the whole way to Jita cloaked in a covert ops, apart from the split second it takes to hit the warp button after each stargate. And there is a difference between an NPC frig that they have to bother to scan and a bright red "shoot me" sign on the overview. Like I said--not foolproof, but every bit helps when you're holding onto 22 bil.
sir gankalot	Posted - 2010.08.08 15:20:00 - [54] Originally by: CyberRaver Shame it didnt drop No, it's ****ing EPIC that it didn't drop. Can you imagine the tears?
Nemphtis	Posted - 2010.08.08 15:36:00 - [55] Confirming that the idiot who lost 74 PLEXs has hung himself from his basement ceiling using the mouse cable. I only just started playing about five days ago, I've sold a couple of PLEXs and even I'm not crazy enough to transport 74 PLEXs in a ship that even a day-one newbie can afford to purchase after a couple of missions. Now it's true that maybe they won't scan you at gates because your ship sucks balls, but when you're a red target to someone and they see you flying a vessel like that? GG. I understand that there is some kind of glitch with the station, but he shouldn't be transporting those PLEXs like that to begin with. At the very least, get some friends to guard you on the journey and use a ship that can take a lot of heat before going down. Maybe I'm missing an important detail though, but right now this guy just seems like a very silly person to attempt moving 74 PLEXs in those conditions.
Telsiah	Posted - 2010.08.08 15:42:00 - [56] This kill has exposured the many deep fissures that exist within Space Monkeys Alliance, The lack of foresight and a substandard and intellectually limited leadership that afflicts Space Monkeys Alliance. Space Monkeys are the laughing stock of eve and rightfully so. Instead of condemning this pilot for such a devastating loss the Space monkey alliance has sought whitewash his this whole episode and come up with scapegoats and conspiracy theories. The space monkeys should do what is needed and disband thier alliance to save face and prevent further embarrassment upon its members.
Ressiv Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association	Posted - 2010.08.08 16:41:00 - [57] Originally by: Telsiah This kill has exposured the many deep fissures that exist within Space Monkeys Alliance, The lack of foresight and a substandard and intellectually limited leadership that afflicts Space Monkeys Alliance. Space Monkeys are the laughing stock of eve and rightfully so. Instead of condemning this pilot for such a devastating loss the Space monkey alliance has sought whitewash his this whole episode and come up with scapegoats and conspiracy theories. The space monkeys should do what is needed and disband thier alliance to save face and prevent further embarrassment upon its members. Nothing surprising there, them being monkeys. ========================== Nothing is true, everything is permitted. ==========================
Manivald Kostaja	Posted - 2010.08.08 16:43:00 - [58] Edited by: Manivald Kostaja on 08/08/2010 16:43:42 http://moinansari.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/shipment_of_fail.jpg THIS IS THE PLEX SHIPMENT IN JITA!
Aiwha Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2010.08.08 17:20:00 - [59] That is **ing amazing! Good kill Orphanage, brilliant kill even. :D ((Question, did you know he had plexes or was this just a spur of the moment kill turned WTFEPIC**?))
Marlona Sky D00M. Excessum Messor	Posted - 2010.08.08 17:35:00 - [60] Originally by: Cromo Effect Originally by: Nathan Jameson Originally by: Cromo Effect The kestrel pilot was simply unlucky and orphanage was extremely lucky is all. Making fun off his loss is simply childish tbh. I have to completely disagree with this. Things the pilot/player could have done to safeguard his cargo: * Use a courier contract. * Use an audit container/Orca. * Fly covert ops. * Use a character in an NPC corp that doesn't attract alliance enemies. * Space the 74 PLEXes out over several runs. * Not be a dumb-ass. * Any or all of the above. Writing this off as an accident or poor luck is just setting oneself up for more avoidable losses in the future. No you are wrong completely. He was warping to the station at zero to dock and it dropped him 40km off it. Something tells me that the 0rphanage is using the same program as The Monkeysphere was using to mess with war targets to get easy kills. Besides the incident is under investigation as we speak so we will see who the dummy is. Hmmm.... Stupid Arguments: CHECK Using All Bold Text: CHECK Using All Caps: Standing by... Does this guy kinda remind anyone of a certain person or is it just me?



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