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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:03:00 -
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So last night, between epic bombing runs in my Hound over the Torr/EC- gate, I was reading the current status of 0.0 politics on EVE News and have a few questions and notes if you all donĘt mindą
NC (RZ/MM/Pets)ąą.. After years of giving every Alliance **** about failing to mount a successful attack abroad, NC attempts to show everyone how itĘs done yetą..comes running home with their tail not just between their legs but completely ripped off by the DR Bear. As like most large scale attacks by previous Alliances, they were making some good advances for a while, hell I even killed a DR SBU with them, but the momentum slowed and all of a sudden NC packed up their bags and goes running run home? NC you had your chance to show EVE that you could back up all the **** you have been throwing aroundąą. and yet it all came back to land on your faceąąą..what happened? By the tally I see on the KBs it looks like NC lost more Super Caps on their first solo campaign than all of the MAX campaigns combinedą.wtf.
Playtex Legion is the obvious reason for this but what lies beneath the surface of this **** show in the North? PL, yet again, show us all what kind of mess they can make of someoneĘs house when there is no one home to defend it aka ōrisk free peeVpeeö. PL rolls up in their party bus filled with DR Bear isk, and proceeds to burn down the neighborhood with no one to stop them. Killing NC Supercap after Supercap and pet after pet, PL makes it look easyąą..but we all know itĘs hard workąą.rite?
Meanwhile out in Gooney landąą..after being handed the keys to Deklien and snuggling into the NC region as one of RZ/MM larger pets, Goonies decide that they will make a deal with PL not to defend any of RZ/MH assets or pets while the full assault on the DR is going on as long as PL did not hit any Goonie assets located in and around NC space..
Apparently this deal was going well for Goonies until PL said, **** Goons, and rolled in on them like an NFL team crashing a Special Olympics event. PL proceeded to, yet again, expose Goonies as just a collection of headless chickens making them look like more of a joke than when they lost Delve for not paying the bills. Poor Gooniesąąą.I guess itĘs fun being the punch line to every joke PL makes these days right to your faceą..
So here we sit with the following well known TLDR facts:
ņNC shows all of EVE how now even they cannot attempt a successful campaign away from home when the dog they raised as a pup comes home to **** in the house.
ņPL, now more than ever, is making a better living off risk free peeVpee and is not afraid to shove their foot up any previous allys ass as they make isk by the trillions being a Russian pet Alliance.
ņGoonies who live freely amongst the NC territory, could have helped defend NC space, but chose to let PL burn their house down as Goonies watched.
I donĘt know, maybe I am pointing out the obvious issue here but you idiots running the NC and Goons keep feeding the PL monster and it keeps biting your arms and legs off? At what point does the embarrassment get so intolerable that you do something about it?
Anywaysąąąin before, youĘre an idiot, haters gonna hate, suck more, BFF, umad, and I farted in your Houndą..
Fly safe and join: Fight Finder
Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
BAM!! HEAD SHOT!!! |
Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:11:00 -
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Edited by: Kalle Demos on 01/12/2010 19:11:49 Nice read, I say this because the next several pages will be nothing but the same trash people have been spamming for the past several months.
So thanks for the content, hopefully it is accurate which is doubtful
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Wu Jiaqiu
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:12:00 -
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Note to OP:
We intentionally dying en masse so everyone believe PL not our friends when suddenly delve invasion heretofore aforementioned.
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Tbone Johnson
Caldari ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:16:00 -
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But goons deployed their elite BLACKOPS squad to H-PA. Surely that counts for something? Well I guess they have to show up first I don't know why its taking so long.
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Crias Taylor
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:19:00 -
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And we would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for the meddling Privateers and that Snot Shot.
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Levarr Burton
Gallente Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:25:00 -
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PL is doing well, I'll admit.
How's Jita, Snot Snot? In ur engineering, fixin' ur warp core. |
SetrakDark
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:26:00 -
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This is all reasonably accurate...
Have to do an obligatory "u mad, bro?" because you do indeed still seem mad, despite your basically accurate grasp of the events.
u mad, bro?
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Zanielyene
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.01 19:54:00 -
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Good read.
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Calfis
Amarr Forbidden Labs Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2010.12.01 20:15:00 -
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Originally by: SetrakDark This is all reasonably accurate...
Have to do an obligatory "u mad, bro?" because you do indeed still seem mad, despite your basically accurate grasp of the events.
u mad, bro?
Anyone who glances at CAOD on a semi-regular basis knows that Snot Shot is always mad, that doesn't take away from the content of his posts though
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Kruselloyne
Amarr United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.12.01 20:18:00 -
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Edited by: Kruselloyne on 01/12/2010 20:20:57 long story short: little shop of horrors up in this s***
PL are just mean green mothers from outer space.
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White Tree
Gallente Autistic Sharks Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.01 20:32:00 -
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Goonswarm & TEST get out of Deklein. You have 24 hours.
Originally posted by TopGoon[555] in thread GOONWAFFE NEWBIE DRIVE 2010: Bloodthirsty Communist Goons in Internet Space
Its official get the **** out.
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FinalShowdown
Gallente Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.01 22:00:00 -
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Looks like everybody had fun this fall except for Snot Shot. Sorry bud.
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Jigro
Gallente F-A-T-E
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Posted - 2010.12.01 22:25:00 -
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Good thread.
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ps3ud0nym
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.01 22:47:00 -
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Originally by: Calfis
Originally by: SetrakDark This is all reasonably accurate...
Have to do an obligatory "u mad, bro?" because you do indeed still seem mad, despite your basically accurate grasp of the events.
u mad, bro?
Anyone who glances at CAOD on a semi-regular basis knows that Snot Shot is always mad, that doesn't take away from the content of his posts though
Wait.. there was content in Snot's post? All I saw was delusional butt hurt. Guess that's what you get when you only read EVENews24.
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Corndog Sandwich
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.12.01 23:11:00 -
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*lives in jita*
*comments on 0.0 stuff*
also PL owns
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Gordon Alexander
Caldari Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.01 23:49:00 -
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I'm not sure why I read Snot Shot threads. They're always idiotic and I always come away from them feeling really sorry for him.
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mor tauk
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.02 00:38:00 -
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Originally by: Gordon Alexander I'm not sure why I read Snot Shot threads. They're always idiotic and I always come away from them feeling really sorry for him.
Prolly cause he put's so much effort in them, ******ed effort, but still effort....
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RuckaLucka Ali
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.12.02 01:52:00 -
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my mom and dad never gave me attention either... its ok i promise
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Cletus Graeme
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.02 03:54:00 -
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Edited by: Cletus Graeme on 02/12/2010 03:55:35 Am I the only one who sees his name as "Snot Snot"?
EDIT:
Originally by: Levarr Burton How's Jita, Snot Snot?
:brofist:
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Ticl Er
Gallente Freek Inc
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Posted - 2010.12.02 04:10:00 -
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> the dog they raised as a pup comes home to **** in the house.
wat
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Robin Hoode
Minmatar Entity. Insidious.
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Posted - 2010.12.02 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: Levarr Burton PL is doing well, I'll admit.
How's Jita, Snot Snot?
Shows how much you know.. Snot is on the EC- gate bombing all the fail NC pets more than he is in jita.
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Braxton Mazimus
Caldari Did I just do that Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.02 06:36:00 -
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Originally by: Robin Hoode Shows how much you know.. Snot is on the EC- gate bombing all the fail NC pets more than he is in jita.
so... he stills go to jita then... right?
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.02 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: Cletus Graeme Edited by: Cletus Graeme on 02/12/2010 03:55:35 Am I the only one who sees his name as "Snot Snot"?
Possibly... but if it helps, i see it as snot rag
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TruthState
Caldari Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.02 06:46:00 -
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I basically owned Test Alliance in VFK, in my 4x AC Cyno Nano Thorax. With the 20x PL Mallers farting about 3 jumps away from me. I said bro's no need to come assist, im owning all the residents in VFK, I got this **** down.
I too was amazed at my fitting abilities, who would of thought a AC Cyno Nano Thorax would own so hard?
Much Love
xoxo
TS
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Corndog Sandwich
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.12.02 08:29:00 -
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mallers are p much the best ship ever though you should have lit that cyno
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JS LiamElms
Gallente Zor Industries Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.02 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Cletus Graeme Edited by: Cletus Graeme on 02/12/2010 03:55:35 Am I the only one who sees his name as "Snot Snot"?
only now, after taking more time to look, have i noticed its actually snot shot...
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D 666
Amarr THE PIRATE HUNTERS DEM0N HUNTERS
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Posted - 2010.12.02 09:43:00 -
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i like thread
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Sergeant Justice
Minmatar MARSOC Galactic Necrophiliacs
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Posted - 2010.12.02 09:47:00 -
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Originally by: D 666 i like thread
i like turtles
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Cu Chulaind
Gallente THORN Syndicate Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.12.02 10:23:00 -
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I came expecting content.
Found "thread" and "turtles".
I leave with disappointment. Only the Shadow knows. |
Abdulkareem Elkhattabi
Gallente Pacific Dawn Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.12.02 11:55:00 -
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Edited by: Abdulkareem Elkhattabi on 02/12/2010 11:55:08 I just wasted 2 precious minutes to read this sh!t. Got carried away by the length of the message, thinking there is actually content. Should¦ve known better when seeing it¦s from Snot.
PL is just as fail as the overall game mechanics that CCP developed.
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