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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:17:00 -
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Chapter 1 - Summary of MACSI
Chapter 2 - Background on origins/idea/current business
Chapter 3 - Corporate Governance
Chapter 4 - The Profit Plan
Chapter 5 - Statement of Assets
Chapter 6 - Full Disclosure of Risks
Chapter 7 - Full Disclosure of Main and Alts
Chapter 8 - Exit Strategy
Chapter 9 û How to Invest
Chapter 10 û Why you should Invest
Chapter 11 û No Really, why should I Trust You?
Chapter 1 û Summary of MACSI
Monetary: First and foremost, MACSI is about making money. YAY MONEY!
Allocation: IÆll be taking your money and making it my money, for a while at least.
Certified: I totally know what IÆm doing here. IÆm certified.
Securities: Your securities (money) are safe ((a place to store money) with me (secure)).
Inc.: This just makes the whole operation feel more legit you know? If this was a LLC I would worry if I was you.
Chapter 2 - Background on origins/idea/current business
Do you want to make more money? Of Course, we all do! Anyone who was watching TV in 1990 in the US totally got that reference, and you are my kind of people. Anyway, I actually have made an obscene amount of isk before, then blew it all away on things that I wish could say was hookers and blow, but honestly it wasnÆt for anything of the sort and now I feel IÆm short on funds. Ok, IÆm not that short but I just want MORE MONEY.
This is where you guys and girls come in.
Chapter 3 - Corporate Governance
<Insert picture of one of the culturally relevant dictators in todayÆs news>
IÆm the CEO of MACSI, and the sole member. IÆm also an alt of a main character for which will remain mysteriously unknown. Women find mysterious men sexy. If you donÆt believe me, google it. They also like dangerous men, but I prefer cuddles not puddles. I know that doesnÆt even make sense. I know, dangerous men make puddlesàOF BLOOD. ThatÆs simply not me.
Chapter 4 - The Profit Plan
You give me isk. I make a profit.
Chapter 5 - Statement of Assets
I started my alt and gave him a few million isk to start his corporation because they donÆt give you enough isk to buy Corporation Management. I spent more time building a cool soon-to-be-outdated-avatar than it took to train the actual skill that was for sale in the station I started in. I havenÆt even undocked.
Chapter 6 - Full Disclosure of Risks
December 12, 2012.
Chapter 7 - Full Disclosure of Main and Alts
If anyone THINKS they know who I am, then they can contact me privately to confirm. I would appreciate it if you donÆt out me in public. Let me say that again! If ANYONE. THINKS. THEY. KNOW. WHO. I. AM. Contact me privately to confirm. Because I desperately want to remain 1000% anonymous. Why? I like anonymity. ItÆs tough to get all the chicks this way but hey, that mysterious element just makes me even sexier.
Chapter 8 û Exit Strategy
Once you give me your isk, itÆs mine until I reach that obscene number IÆm afterà. Unless I donÆt even reach it. At that time, IÆll do a dividend payout and return all your isk. If you give away your shares then the person with the shares gets your money, NOT YOU!
Chapter 9 û How to Invest
MACSI has 1,000 Shares.
Shares will cost 5 million each. Anyone can own up to 10 Shares û NO MORE. IÆll explain more at the very end.
Send isk to ôMas Creamö (Two Words)for the amount of shares you want, and you will receive shares in your wallet.
To see your shares, click on your wallet Icon, then Shares tab.
Please give me up to 48 hours to send shares before youÆre all WHERES MY SHARES. I have a day job.
These are your shares to keep forever. If you sell them you will NOT receive any money from me, period.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:18:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 07/01/2011 21:21:12
Chapter 10 û Why you should Invest
So I know what you are thinking by nowàthis is totally a scam. Your Corp Ticker backwards is ôI SCAMö and your name is an anagram for ôA Scammerö. You have set off the red flags you asked about on the Eve Forum (http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1444336 )such as alt with no history, refusing to allow an audit (oh ya, btw no auditors), no collateral, no info on how I will make this obscene amount of money!
True. But let me ask you this.
How many IPOs have you seen that people had to ask ôis this legit?ö How much extra work did others put into their post to try and gather trust? How many have tried to use a little reverse psychology to make you invest by saying ænever invest more than youÆre willing to loseÆ? How many lies were uncovered at the very end? Answer is quite a lot and you know it. Hell a lot of us read the one about the guy that ran to the library or something to answer a phone. DidnÆt he ever hear of go-phones you can pick up at Best Buy? That was dedication to the deception.
IÆm giving you the complete Opposite.
This IPO screams of a scam. So much in fact you would be a fool to worry that itÆs a scam after you give me your isk. LetÆs try something different! Give me your isk, write it off, and go on with your life. Give it, and forget it -- ThatÆs the motto for this entire paragraph.
Then, sometime in the future IÆm going to do a dividend payout. And another. And Another. Maybe Another. Again until I am done and return all the isk you invested. In the end, I am going to double your money. OR MORE. YouÆre going to be all WTFBBQ I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SCAM. ItÆs going to be hilarious. YouÆll be drinking with your buddies saying ôoh man I made money in that ôscamöö then laugh and high-fiving and peeing on each other. Good times. Good Times.
I said above that thereÆs a limit of 10 Shares per person û this is because I believe as many people as possible should experience the joys of investing, not just the mega rich that are happy to throw their money away so they can become a drama llama on their own. The more û the merrier I say!
Chapter 11 û No Really, why should I Trust You?
First û Everything I wrote here, not one thing is a lie. I may have exaggerated when I said you will pee on your friends.
Second - IÆm this guy: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1270208
Proof : http://s1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee426/MasCream/?action=view¤t=339Plex.jpg
Ya.
So letÆs review :
5 million a Share, send the money to Mas Cream.
10 Shares per person max please.
Invest in Waterproof pants.
If you have questions, ask them here. Several questions will be answered with useless information to continue the guise that this is a scam. Any questions I receive in game that are worthy posting here IÆll do so.
Oh ya, thereÆs going to be a post soon from another alt that will say he sent me isk and IÆll say I sent him shares. This is to provide the stereotypical event of trying to gain credibility for my very red-flaggery IPO.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:20:00 -
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Edited by: Caldariftw123 on 07/01/2011 21:22:19
A lot of effort for all this nonsense.
p.s. unless you actually ARE 'that guy' then impersonating him is a EULA offence, you may wish to rethink this joke troll thing instead of having your account banned, especially as if you are impersonating it is using 'plex for aid' CCP ran scheme as your vehicle to scam, which is a big no-no.
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Nuryn Ducila
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:20:00 -
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I would like to reserve 5 shares, isk will be sent tonight.
Thank you!
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:23:00 -
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 Originally by: Nuryn Ducila
I would like to reserve 5 shares, isk will be sent tonight.
Thank you!
I'm totally going to just say since you're the token alt that is supposed to build confidence I'll just send the shares now.
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Vested Interest
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:28:00 -
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Please move to sell orders or lotteries or somewhere
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Vested Interest
Please move to sell orders or lotteries or somewhere
I went a few pages down on this forum, and this seems the correct placement for IPO/Bond offering.
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AtheistOfFail
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:32:00 -
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In Before The Lock, Ban, and Thread removal.
Impersonating a GM is an insta-ban 
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Nuryn Ducila
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: AtheistOfFail
In Before The Lock, Ban, and Thread removal.
Impersonating a GM is an insta-ban
lol he is not impersonating a GM he is just linking to the news post silly.
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Lecherito
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:00:00 -
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Confirming that MD could use more posts like the one above.
-L
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Billy Gatez
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: Billy Gatez on 07/01/2011 22:20:02
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Ozzy Ozymandias
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:20:00 -
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reserving 10 shares. Isk will be sent shortly. (will more be avaliable?)
Thanks for your help in Haiti, that is truly amazing.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: Ozzy Ozymandias
reserving 10 shares. Isk will be sent shortly. (will more be avaliable?)
Thanks for your help in Haiti, that is truly amazing.
10 Shares sent to you! Rock on!
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Mother Clanger
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:33:00 -
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I'm going to buy 1 share because you made me lol in real life.
- MC
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.07 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: Mother Clanger
I'm going to buy 1 share because you made me lol in real life.
- MC
That's the spirit. I will tell you that you'll wish you got more down the road 
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Joseph Sulaco
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Posted - 2011.01.07 23:55:00 -
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I like the cut of your jib sir.
10 shares please. Sending ISK in a few seconds.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Joseph Sulaco
I like the cut of your jib sir.
10 shares please. Sending ISK in a few seconds.
10 Shares sent!
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Von Bonez
Cookies Cake Cream and Pie
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:40:00 -
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I'll take 10 and hopefully I will not feel stupid later |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:51:00 -
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Originally by: Von Bonez
I'll take 10 and hopefully I will not feel stupid later
You wont! Shares are sent!
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Bodessia
Sandy Castle Bordom Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:55:00 -
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I'll take 9 because I'm a savvy MD investor. I will withhold 1 and do some more risk analysis before I fully invest.
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Zerstoren19
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Posted - 2011.01.08 01:46:00 -
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Sending isk for 5 shares.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: Zerstoren19
Sending isk for 5 shares.
And you now have 5 shares good sir!
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Acac Sunflyier
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Posted - 2011.01.08 03:15:00 -
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What does IPO stand for?
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Von Bonez
Cookies Cake Cream and Pie
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Posted - 2011.01.08 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Acac Sunflyier
What does IPO stand for?
Initial public offering |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 04:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mother Clanger
I'm going to buy 1 share because you made me lol in real life.
- MC
1 Share sent!
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Aredin
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:24:00 -
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Corp name is a reverse backronym of SCAM
Corp Ticker is ISCAM backwards
Name is an anagram for Scammer
Character age is less than a day
No business plan presented at all
No audit, so we have no way of knowing if the OP is even CAPABLE of making money, unless we believe his "341" claim.
But hey, why not?
50 million ISK sent. My only demands are that you actually send the shares for posterity's sake and that this end as hilariously as possible.
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Leofric Dastari
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:40:00 -
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Hell I'll take 10 shares, this should be funny xD
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:47:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 08/01/2011 05:50:58
Originally by: Aredin
Corp name is a reverse backronym of SCAM
Corp Ticker is ISCAM backwards
Name is an anagram for Scammer
Character age is less than a day
No business plan presented at all
No audit, so we have no way of knowing if the OP is even CAPABLE of making money, unless we believe his "341" claim.
But hey, why not?
50 million ISK sent. My only demands are that you actually send the shares for posterity's sake and that this end as hilariously as possible.
Don't forget the all to obvious alt that easily buys up the first shares with full trust (practically before I had the 2nd post fully edited in !)
You have your shares!
And in time, you will have dividends! Who knows, maybe we can pee on each other mid high-fives one day!
On the 341 note, I would think the screenshot of my contracts would be indisputable. It is a private contract, so there's only two people that can view those - me being one!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:49:00 -
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Originally by: Leofric Dastari
Hell I'll take 10 shares, this should be funny xD
You have your shares as well! I have nothing funny to compare to how funny this will be, so we'll have to roll with it and see!
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Aredin
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Posted - 2011.01.08 06:01:00 -
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Confirmed shares received, let the hilarity commence.
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