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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:17:00 -
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Chapter 1 - Summary of MACSI
Chapter 2 - Background on origins/idea/current business
Chapter 3 - Corporate Governance
Chapter 4 - The Profit Plan
Chapter 5 - Statement of Assets
Chapter 6 - Full Disclosure of Risks
Chapter 7 - Full Disclosure of Main and Alts
Chapter 8 - Exit Strategy
Chapter 9 û How to Invest
Chapter 10 û Why you should Invest
Chapter 11 û No Really, why should I Trust You?
Chapter 1 û Summary of MACSI
Monetary: First and foremost, MACSI is about making money. YAY MONEY!
Allocation: IÆll be taking your money and making it my money, for a while at least.
Certified: I totally know what IÆm doing here. IÆm certified.
Securities: Your securities (money) are safe ((a place to store money) with me (secure)).
Inc.: This just makes the whole operation feel more legit you know? If this was a LLC I would worry if I was you.
Chapter 2 - Background on origins/idea/current business
Do you want to make more money? Of Course, we all do! Anyone who was watching TV in 1990 in the US totally got that reference, and you are my kind of people. Anyway, I actually have made an obscene amount of isk before, then blew it all away on things that I wish could say was hookers and blow, but honestly it wasnÆt for anything of the sort and now I feel IÆm short on funds. Ok, IÆm not that short but I just want MORE MONEY.
This is where you guys and girls come in.
Chapter 3 - Corporate Governance
<Insert picture of one of the culturally relevant dictators in todayÆs news>
IÆm the CEO of MACSI, and the sole member. IÆm also an alt of a main character for which will remain mysteriously unknown. Women find mysterious men sexy. If you donÆt believe me, google it. They also like dangerous men, but I prefer cuddles not puddles. I know that doesnÆt even make sense. I know, dangerous men make puddlesàOF BLOOD. ThatÆs simply not me.
Chapter 4 - The Profit Plan
You give me isk. I make a profit.
Chapter 5 - Statement of Assets
I started my alt and gave him a few million isk to start his corporation because they donÆt give you enough isk to buy Corporation Management. I spent more time building a cool soon-to-be-outdated-avatar than it took to train the actual skill that was for sale in the station I started in. I havenÆt even undocked.
Chapter 6 - Full Disclosure of Risks
December 12, 2012.
Chapter 7 - Full Disclosure of Main and Alts
If anyone THINKS they know who I am, then they can contact me privately to confirm. I would appreciate it if you donÆt out me in public. Let me say that again! If ANYONE. THINKS. THEY. KNOW. WHO. I. AM. Contact me privately to confirm. Because I desperately want to remain 1000% anonymous. Why? I like anonymity. ItÆs tough to get all the chicks this way but hey, that mysterious element just makes me even sexier.
Chapter 8 û Exit Strategy
Once you give me your isk, itÆs mine until I reach that obscene number IÆm afterà. Unless I donÆt even reach it. At that time, IÆll do a dividend payout and return all your isk. If you give away your shares then the person with the shares gets your money, NOT YOU!
Chapter 9 û How to Invest
MACSI has 1,000 Shares.
Shares will cost 5 million each. Anyone can own up to 10 Shares û NO MORE. IÆll explain more at the very end.
Send isk to ôMas Creamö (Two Words)for the amount of shares you want, and you will receive shares in your wallet.
To see your shares, click on your wallet Icon, then Shares tab.
Please give me up to 48 hours to send shares before youÆre all WHERES MY SHARES. I have a day job.
These are your shares to keep forever. If you sell them you will NOT receive any money from me, period.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:18:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 07/01/2011 21:21:12
Chapter 10 û Why you should Invest
So I know what you are thinking by nowàthis is totally a scam. Your Corp Ticker backwards is ôI SCAMö and your name is an anagram for ôA Scammerö. You have set off the red flags you asked about on the Eve Forum (http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1444336 )such as alt with no history, refusing to allow an audit (oh ya, btw no auditors), no collateral, no info on how I will make this obscene amount of money!
True. But let me ask you this.
How many IPOs have you seen that people had to ask ôis this legit?ö How much extra work did others put into their post to try and gather trust? How many have tried to use a little reverse psychology to make you invest by saying ænever invest more than youÆre willing to loseÆ? How many lies were uncovered at the very end? Answer is quite a lot and you know it. Hell a lot of us read the one about the guy that ran to the library or something to answer a phone. DidnÆt he ever hear of go-phones you can pick up at Best Buy? That was dedication to the deception.
IÆm giving you the complete Opposite.
This IPO screams of a scam. So much in fact you would be a fool to worry that itÆs a scam after you give me your isk. LetÆs try something different! Give me your isk, write it off, and go on with your life. Give it, and forget it -- ThatÆs the motto for this entire paragraph.
Then, sometime in the future IÆm going to do a dividend payout. And another. And Another. Maybe Another. Again until I am done and return all the isk you invested. In the end, I am going to double your money. OR MORE. YouÆre going to be all WTFBBQ I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SCAM. ItÆs going to be hilarious. YouÆll be drinking with your buddies saying ôoh man I made money in that ôscamöö then laugh and high-fiving and peeing on each other. Good times. Good Times.
I said above that thereÆs a limit of 10 Shares per person û this is because I believe as many people as possible should experience the joys of investing, not just the mega rich that are happy to throw their money away so they can become a drama llama on their own. The more û the merrier I say!
Chapter 11 û No Really, why should I Trust You?
First û Everything I wrote here, not one thing is a lie. I may have exaggerated when I said you will pee on your friends.
Second - IÆm this guy: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1270208
Proof : http://s1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee426/MasCream/?action=view¤t=339Plex.jpg
Ya.
So letÆs review :
5 million a Share, send the money to Mas Cream.
10 Shares per person max please.
Invest in Waterproof pants.
If you have questions, ask them here. Several questions will be answered with useless information to continue the guise that this is a scam. Any questions I receive in game that are worthy posting here IÆll do so.
Oh ya, thereÆs going to be a post soon from another alt that will say he sent me isk and IÆll say I sent him shares. This is to provide the stereotypical event of trying to gain credibility for my very red-flaggery IPO.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:20:00 -
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Edited by: Caldariftw123 on 07/01/2011 21:22:19
A lot of effort for all this nonsense.
p.s. unless you actually ARE 'that guy' then impersonating him is a EULA offence, you may wish to rethink this joke troll thing instead of having your account banned, especially as if you are impersonating it is using 'plex for aid' CCP ran scheme as your vehicle to scam, which is a big no-no.
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Nuryn Ducila
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:20:00 -
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I would like to reserve 5 shares, isk will be sent tonight.
Thank you!
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:23:00 -
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 Originally by: Nuryn Ducila
I would like to reserve 5 shares, isk will be sent tonight.
Thank you!
I'm totally going to just say since you're the token alt that is supposed to build confidence I'll just send the shares now.
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Vested Interest
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:28:00 -
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Please move to sell orders or lotteries or somewhere
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Vested Interest
Please move to sell orders or lotteries or somewhere
I went a few pages down on this forum, and this seems the correct placement for IPO/Bond offering.
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AtheistOfFail
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:32:00 -
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In Before The Lock, Ban, and Thread removal.
Impersonating a GM is an insta-ban 
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Nuryn Ducila
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Posted - 2011.01.07 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: AtheistOfFail
In Before The Lock, Ban, and Thread removal.
Impersonating a GM is an insta-ban
lol he is not impersonating a GM he is just linking to the news post silly.
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Lecherito
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:00:00 -
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Confirming that MD could use more posts like the one above.
-L
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Billy Gatez
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: Billy Gatez on 07/01/2011 22:20:02
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Ozzy Ozymandias
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:20:00 -
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reserving 10 shares. Isk will be sent shortly. (will more be avaliable?)
Thanks for your help in Haiti, that is truly amazing.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: Ozzy Ozymandias
reserving 10 shares. Isk will be sent shortly. (will more be avaliable?)
Thanks for your help in Haiti, that is truly amazing.
10 Shares sent to you! Rock on!
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Mother Clanger
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.01.07 22:33:00 -
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I'm going to buy 1 share because you made me lol in real life.
- MC
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.07 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: Mother Clanger
I'm going to buy 1 share because you made me lol in real life.
- MC
That's the spirit. I will tell you that you'll wish you got more down the road 
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Joseph Sulaco
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Posted - 2011.01.07 23:55:00 -
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I like the cut of your jib sir.
10 shares please. Sending ISK in a few seconds.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Joseph Sulaco
I like the cut of your jib sir.
10 shares please. Sending ISK in a few seconds.
10 Shares sent!
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Von Bonez
Cookies Cake Cream and Pie
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:40:00 -
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I'll take 10 and hopefully I will not feel stupid later |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:51:00 -
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Originally by: Von Bonez
I'll take 10 and hopefully I will not feel stupid later
You wont! Shares are sent!
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Bodessia
Sandy Castle Bordom Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.01.08 00:55:00 -
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I'll take 9 because I'm a savvy MD investor. I will withhold 1 and do some more risk analysis before I fully invest.
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Zerstoren19
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Posted - 2011.01.08 01:46:00 -
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Sending isk for 5 shares.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: Zerstoren19
Sending isk for 5 shares.
And you now have 5 shares good sir!
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Acac Sunflyier
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Posted - 2011.01.08 03:15:00 -
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What does IPO stand for?
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Von Bonez
Cookies Cake Cream and Pie
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Posted - 2011.01.08 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Acac Sunflyier
What does IPO stand for?
Initial public offering |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 04:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mother Clanger
I'm going to buy 1 share because you made me lol in real life.
- MC
1 Share sent!
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Aredin
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:24:00 -
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Corp name is a reverse backronym of SCAM
Corp Ticker is ISCAM backwards
Name is an anagram for Scammer
Character age is less than a day
No business plan presented at all
No audit, so we have no way of knowing if the OP is even CAPABLE of making money, unless we believe his "341" claim.
But hey, why not?
50 million ISK sent. My only demands are that you actually send the shares for posterity's sake and that this end as hilariously as possible.
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Leofric Dastari
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:40:00 -
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Hell I'll take 10 shares, this should be funny xD
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:47:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 08/01/2011 05:50:58
Originally by: Aredin
Corp name is a reverse backronym of SCAM
Corp Ticker is ISCAM backwards
Name is an anagram for Scammer
Character age is less than a day
No business plan presented at all
No audit, so we have no way of knowing if the OP is even CAPABLE of making money, unless we believe his "341" claim.
But hey, why not?
50 million ISK sent. My only demands are that you actually send the shares for posterity's sake and that this end as hilariously as possible.
Don't forget the all to obvious alt that easily buys up the first shares with full trust (practically before I had the 2nd post fully edited in !)
You have your shares!
And in time, you will have dividends! Who knows, maybe we can pee on each other mid high-fives one day!
On the 341 note, I would think the screenshot of my contracts would be indisputable. It is a private contract, so there's only two people that can view those - me being one!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 05:49:00 -
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Originally by: Leofric Dastari
Hell I'll take 10 shares, this should be funny xD
You have your shares as well! I have nothing funny to compare to how funny this will be, so we'll have to roll with it and see!
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Aredin
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Posted - 2011.01.08 06:01:00 -
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Confirmed shares received, let the hilarity commence.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.08 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Mas Cream
I desperately want to remain 1000% anonymous.
Rumpelstiltskin: Shall we play a game?
David Lightman: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Rumpelstiltskin: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
David Lightman: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
Minimum of 5m sent for a single share (just to keep you busy)...
P.S.: Watch your beard!
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Leofric Dastari
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Posted - 2011.01.08 08:32:00 -
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Confirming I did indeed receive the 10 shares.
I can't wait for this to unfold
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lederstrumpf
Originally by: Mas Cream
I desperately want to remain 1000% anonymous.
Rumpelstiltskin: Shall we play a game?
David Lightman: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Rumpelstiltskin: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
David Lightman: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
Minimum of 5m sent for a single share (just to keep you busy)...
P.S.: Watch your beard!
And 1 Share sent!
Hurry folks, only 936 shares left!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 17:31:00 -
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I've already started trying to make some money with 320 Million isk.
There's a few very profitable avenues out there to choose from.
It seems there is a tradition that when you quit Eve, you go to Jita and ask people for isk and give them double, triple, or even decuple your isk back ! Now that is a crazy return on an investment!
Some people feel very lonely and social and crave interaction and/or contact that they ask you to simply open a trade window and they'll give you a Caldari Navy Raven for what seems to be a price lower than any contract you'll find in the entire region! Pick up a few of those Ravens and throw them right back on the market for the antisocial ship buyers, and profit!
I've also seen some great lotteries in Jita, where you hand over a reasonable amount of isk for something mysterious in a container. Well, I'm sorry but I wish to remain more mysterious than them so I will shy away from that alluring but highly promising lottery just to get more chicks.
We'll see how things play out over the weekend and if I make some isk, and I'll let you know.
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Saidin Thor
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Posted - 2011.01.08 18:05:00 -
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This is so full of win, also investing since you made me laugh quite hard IRL.
50M sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: Saidin Thor
This is so full of win, also investing since you made me laugh quite hard IRL.
50M sent.
10 Shares sent to you good man!
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Jenagran
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Posted - 2011.01.08 21:12:00 -
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5 shares please.
My token investment because the write-up was worth the read and I laughed.
Funny thing is, I will probably end up laughing harder if I actually ever see a dividend or the iskies get returned.
ISK sent in a moment  |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 21:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jenagran
5 shares please.
My token investment because the write-up was worth the read and I laughed.
Funny thing is, I will probably end up laughing harder if I actually ever see a dividend or the iskies get returned.
ISK sent in a moment
5 shares sent! Keep your eyes on that wallet!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.09 02:24:00 -
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920 Shares left everyone!
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Bababoee
Amarr
Contractual Obligations
DRACONIAN COVENANT
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Posted - 2011.01.10 01:35:00 -
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Edited by: Bababoee on 10/01/2011 01:44:54
6 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Bababoee
3 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
I don't know if you changed your mind or you were trying to double down even though this is not BlackJack, but I have sent you 6 shares for the 30 million isk you sent.
I also regret to inform the share holders I have a net loss so far of 3,972 Isk.
A certain shareholder that will remain nameless of needs to remove his CSPA Charge when wanting a reply via Eve-Mail.
Oh who am I kidding.
Mister Crispy, a current shareholder, has put us in the hole for 3,972.
Please chastise him all you want. Keep in mind it will cost you 1,986 isk each time.
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ungodlyzen
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Posted - 2011.01.10 01:57:00 -
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I would Like 10 Shares please!!! isk is sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 02:10:00 -
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Originally by: ungodlyzen
I would Like 10 Shares please!!! isk is sent.
And you have them! Soon you to will be having a money bath!
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Drunken Idiot
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Posted - 2011.01.10 02:43:00 -
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An excellent proposal, good sir.
As a gesture to all MD readers to show your trustworthy status, I ask that you send me 10 shares at 5.00 ISK a piece. Provided you do so, I will send you 100,000,000,000,000% of 5.00 ISK back to you!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Drunken Idiot
An excellent proposal, good sir.
As a gesture to all MD readers to show your trustworthy status, I ask that you send me 10 shares at 5.00 ISK a piece. Provided you do so, I will send you 100,000,000,000,000% of 5.00 ISK back to you!
I think you must be confused who's waving all the red flags here -- it's me! You're not allowed to have any red flags as I have cornered the market on them. Since your flag is more of a pink or purple hue, then I am unable to use any sort of judgment on your offer and must point you back to the original post, well, post #2, where I have my offer and not yours!
If you do send me 5 isk, I'll be sure to send it back as it will offset my wallet and screw up my immaculate bookkeeping.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 04:43:00 -
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Ok, for the record there's 880 Shares left!
600 Million isk out of 5 Billion !
Interesting to see how this week progresses !
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Sir Bonkers
Caldari Innovations and Research
Telcondar Sean Intergalactic Fan Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.10 15:58:00 -
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5M ISK sent, 1 share received! Cannot wait to make my billions from this, seemingly solid IPO!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 21:15:00 -
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I can't wait either!
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Bababoee
Amarr
Contractual Obligations
DRACONIAN COVENANT
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Posted - 2011.01.11 07:36:00 -
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Edited by: Bababoee on 11/01/2011 07:36:11
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Bababoee
3 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
I don't know if you changed your mind or you were trying to double down even though this is not BlackJack, but I have sent you 6 shares for the 30 million isk you sent.
I also regret to inform the share holders I have a net loss so far of 3,972 Isk.
A certain shareholder that will remain nameless of needs to remove his CSPA Charge when wanting a reply via Eve-Mail.
Oh who am I kidding.
Mister Crispy, a current shareholder, has put us in the hole for 3,972.
Please chastise him all you want. Keep in mind it will cost you 1,986 isk each time.
I hit the 3 instead of the 6 on my numpad and didn't proofread my post. Thankyou for following the money and not the post.
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Darth Aethrian
Pacific Dawn
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:07:00 -
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For making such a joyous post about your scamming adventures, I do believe that I will need to obtain ten (10) shares, in order to celebrate this momentous occasion. In the epically unlikely event that this is indeed not a scam, I shall tip my hat to you and eat a crumpet.
ISK has been dispatched via horse courier to a location undisclosed to the general public. A map leading to said location has been hidden in a conch shell inside your living room.
Salutations!
(tl;dr : 10 shares please.)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:01:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Bababoee
Edited by: Bababoee on 11/01/2011 07:36:11
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Bababoee
3 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
I don't know if you changed your mind or you were trying to double down even though this is not BlackJack, but I have sent you 6 shares for the 30 million isk you sent.
I also regret to inform the share holders I have a net loss so far of 3,972 Isk.
A certain shareholder that will remain nameless of needs to remove his CSPA Charge when wanting a reply via Eve-Mail.
Oh who am I kidding.
Mister Crispy, a current shareholder, has put us in the hole for 3,972.
Please chastise him all you want. Keep in mind it will cost you 1,986 isk each time.
I hit the 3 instead of the 6 on my numpad and didn't proofread my post. Thankyou for following the money and not the post.
It was my pleasure to take advantage of the mistake to portray some hint of honesty and integrity by delivering the completely valueless shares deserved to you.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Aethrian
For making such a joyous post about your scamming adventures, I do believe that I will need to obtain ten (10) shares, in order to celebrate this momentous occasion. In the epically unlikely event that this is indeed not a scam, I shall tip my hat to you and eat a crumpet.
ISK has been dispatched via horse courier to a location undisclosed to the general public. A map leading to said location has been hidden in a conch shell inside your living room.
Salutations!
(tl;dr : 10 shares please.)
One Conch shell down, one to go. Soon I'll have fabulous earmuffs!
And 10 shares have been delivered to your wallet while you were sleeping.
I also fondled you.
A++++ Would fondle again.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 16:29:00 -
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Not 1 (won), but two (too), polls have been presented to the share holders.
THEY ARE TOP SECRET.
If you want to be part of the top secret agenda you must buy shares.
Only 860 tickets to the cool club are available.
Shareholders : If you don't know how to vote please vote "NO" to Poll #2.
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Hammer Lu
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Posted - 2011.01.11 16:40:00 -
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all right, you definatly have entertainment value and I'm a sucker for suprises -- even if it's a bad one
I'll invest in 10 shares, sending now
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Hammer Lu
all right, you definatly have entertainment value and I'm a sucker for suprises -- even if it's a bad one
I'll invest in 10 shares, sending now
10 Shares sent...sucker.
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Yazzinra
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Posted - 2011.01.11 21:08:00 -
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As my first investment of my short eve career, i would like 2 shares of this obviously legit opportunity.
o7 Sir
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 21:47:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 11/01/2011 21:50:07
Originally by: Yazzinra
As my first investment of my short eve career, i would like 2 shares of this obviously legit opportunity.
o7 Sir
It's such an obvious scam, it should be against the EULA.
Shares have been sent!
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Morgane Kaeren
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:13:00 -
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5 shares for making me laugh :D
And I hope I'll laugh even harder when I see dividents coming :p
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Morgane Kaeren
5 shares for making me laugh :D
And I hope I'll laugh even harder when I see dividents coming :p
I don't know what is more troubling.
You buying shares in an obvious scam IPO.
Or you justifying me spamming Jita local!
Anyhow, 5 shares have been sent!
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Anachronic
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:24:00 -
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I'll take 1 share...why?...for the lulz, I'll send you isk when I get home
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Yaataa Zucazuca
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:54:00 -
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Let's go 
4 shares for me
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:56:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Yaataa Zucazuca
Let's go
4 shares for me
4 Shares straight to your pocket good man!
Where are we going and do I need a coat ?
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Darrigaaz
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Posted - 2011.01.11 23:06:00 -
[63]
Oh hell, why not? I've already got the waterproof pants...
5 shares please. I'll send isk when I get home (and assuming electricity has been restored by then).
I'll probably gain more from these shares than most investments I've participated in anyways.
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Lree
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Posted - 2011.01.11 23:29:00 -
[64]
Been a while since ive been on forums. Too much crap, too much blahblah.
But you made it fun again!!
Lets see where this will end.
50M send 
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Katrina Coreli
GreenSwarm
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Posted - 2011.01.12 00:28:00 -
[65]
5 shares my good man, I know a savy investment when it falls into my lap
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 02:46:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Darrigaaz
Oh hell, why not? I've already got the waterproof pants...
5 shares please. I'll send isk when I get home (and assuming electricity has been restored by then).
I'll probably gain more from these shares than most investments I've participated in anyways.
I do say, I want pictures of said pants.
5 Shares sent!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 02:48:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Lree
Been a while since ive been on forums. Too much crap, too much blahblah.
But you made it fun again!!
Lets see where this will end.
50M send
Anyone who has ever had to send shares knows it's a pain in the rear end because the interface stinks.
Thank you for having the shortest name yet, using only 3 letters.
10 shares sent!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 02:50:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Katrina Coreli
5 shares my good man, I know a savy investment when it falls into my lap
Is that 5 shares in your pocket or are you happy to see me ?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 03:20:00 -
[69]
MACSI has sold nearly 200 shares so far.
I'm just as shocked as the next person. I'm sure the screenshot of the contracts built some some confidence, however cmon people- I raised as many red flags as possible! I have gone out of my way to be as scammy as possible. I HAD to at least do the screenshot I thought because nobody would have really sent 1 isk otherwise. Now I'm thinking I shouldn't have put it out there right away, kept it as an ace in the hole. Hindsight truly is 20/20.
I was telling a friend about this in the middle of it getting executed, and he said the exact words I was looking for. This is the first Fake Scam IPO he's ever seen - assuming I really do any sort of payout. Anything less than a total refund of all isk to the SHAREHOLDERS (key word thre) would result in being a scam. If I pay everyone back even, it's not exactly a profitable investment, and not exactly a scam.
We're already out 2 CSPA charges - so I'm already in the red! So if it was a scam, everyone would have no reason to be upset whatsoever because well, look at all the red flags. I even invented new red flags with my name, and my corp name. Oh I'm starting to think "Honesty is the best Policy"
Anyway.
I've had some interesting private conversations ingame, and some very good points came up that I guess I can throw out there for the sake of dialogue.
1.) Will I create more shares
This was a gooooood question. The best so far! Someone is thinking at the big picture. Seeing how I gave absolutely no business plan, he is concerned I am going to run a Ponzai Scheme. This totally could be one. HOWEVER, if I'm correct about the mechanics,I could not create more shares if I sold more than 500 shares and everyone voted NO when I create the poll. I will lack majority vote!
With 811 shares left, and no poll yet, that risk is very real! oooOOooooOOO! The shareholders would be the very first to catch wind of that risk, and at the very least I bring this to the public to increase the appearance that this is a scam - the more red flags, the better!
2.)I was asked why the limit of 10 shares per person, because a scammer would be happy to have ONE person buy up all the shares and be done with it. This is an answer once again that is more philosophical than fiscal. Eve is by far the most interesting game out there for risk vs reward. Scamming, spying, deception, and backstabbing are perfectly legal IN GAME. It's darn near encouraged at times.
I feel everyone should feel the burn of this at least once, because you can't enjoy what's really good until you compare it to something bad. Sure, everyone could click on 99% of the links in Jita Local, buy, and feel the burn. Anyone could invest in one of the many possible-scam-IPOs that litter these forums. And you know what's better than feeling misery and guilt ingame ? Feeling it in a group!
Welcome to that group!
Then again, this could be the group that went in expecting a scam from the get-go and walked out with a profit. Again, first fake-scam would be a milestone in my book.
Time will tell.
3.) Are you Chribba?
I got asked this four times so far. How funny. I've asked Chribba twice to buy shares, even tried to guilt him as he "lost the bet" on who I was with the PLEX Donation. he wont :(
I may just give him some for free for being such a nice guy.
Anyhow it's been great talking to folks in game and keeping the song and dance of the scam alive. Or the possibility it's not a scam.
I do want to just make one suggestion based on #2 above.
Find a good friend of yours in game.
Ask them to borrow 5 Million isk.
Send me the 5 Million isk, then an evemail with the NAME OF YOUR FRIEND, and let me give him the share.
I can let your friend know he's now part of the MACSI shareholder club.
I mean, you gave a friend a gift of a possible scam.
That's pretty funny if you ask me. And its ONLY 5 MILLION ISK! (or you can send 50)
55 characters left. now 38. now 29. 21. 15. 11. 7. 4. 1.
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Anon Ciao
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Posted - 2011.01.12 03:34:00 -
[70]
you popped my cheery, it is my first and my last investment
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 03:35:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Anon Ciao
you popped my cheery, it is my first and my last investment
I knew "Mas Cream" was popular with the ladies.
10 Shares to you madam!
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Yazzinra
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Posted - 2011.01.12 04:46:00 -
[72]
Confirming i've recieved my shares.
between this and that nigerian prince im helping out, i should be all set for cash and isk for the rest of my life.
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Scout lollita
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Posted - 2011.01.12 14:31:00 -
[73]
I'll have to say NO to this one.
Quote:
Chapter 1 - Summary of MACSI
MACSI backwards is ISCAM, with some grammar.
It becomes, I SCAM.
So for the reason above i need to say no.
Hope you all recieve isk, once the shares begin to mature.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 14:46:00 -
[74]
Good morning potential investors!
This is a friendly warning and update that ONLY 794 Shares are left!
Don't miss out on this once in a this very moment opportunity!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 14:48:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 12/01/2011 14:48:36
Originally by: Scout lollita
I'll have to say NO to this one.
Quote:
Chapter 1 - Summary of MACSI
MACSI backwards is ISCAM, with some grammar.
It becomes, I SCAM.
So for the reason above i need to say no.
Hope you all recieve isk, once the shares begin to mature.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
Hey, you are simply repeating things I have already stated as your own findings! That's plagiarism ! That's even WORSE than scamming! IBTL!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 18:51:00 -
[76]
The results for the top secret Poll # 1 are in. And in an effort to maximize the exposure of this thread I'll relay the results.
Shareholders were asked "Do you like Polls?"
Yes! 70.9677419355 % (8.8/12.4)
No! 0.0 % (0.0/12.4)
Only the ones in pants! 23.3870967742 % (2.9/12.4)
Enter the text for option 4 here 5.64516129032 % (0.7/12.4)
Then I realized maybe folks had no clue how to vote so that was Poll #2
"Did you know you right click on SHARES (in wallet tab) and select VOTE to vote in polls?
Yes. 60.4838709677 % (7.5/12.4)
No. 23.3870967742 % (2.9/12.4)
Enter the text for option 3 here 16.1290322581 % (2.0/12.4)
These polls, and many to follow, are one of value-added services that MACSI to the shareholders.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 19:12:00 -
[77]
xxxx > So I was just wondering, do you ever want kids?
Mas Cream > for what, dinner ?
xxxx > I mean just as a family
Mas Cream > is this about the "drop the kids off at the pool" comment ? (from our last conversation)
xxxx > So you remembered
xxxx > I'm just throwing a variety of different questions at you
xxxx > hoping you will slip up
Mas Cream > http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dropping+the+kids+off+at+the+pool
xxxx > oh boy
xxxx > oh god what
xxxx > i didn't know this
Mas Cream > now you learned something new today
Mas Cream > something else MACSI provides, an education!
That's right folks! Buy shares in this educational institution!
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Honey Lovetrap
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Posted - 2011.01.12 19:22:00 -
[78]
ISK sent, 1 share please.
I am throwing ISK only because people look at Honey Lovetrap name and start to screech scammer, they dont even look at my bio or my contract and forum history.
They "just know."
Well they dont know enough.
All I want to say that names dont mean a thing in EvE. They could in cases like this, but usually those who are the most plain will be scammers...as I said there is always an exceptions.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 19:38:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Honey Lovetrap
Edited by: Honey Lovetrap on 12/01/2011 19:33:19
ISK sent, 1 share please.
I am throwing ISK only because people look at Honey Lovetrap name and start to screech scammer, they dont even look at my bio or my contract and forum history.
They "just know."
Well they dont know enough.
All I want to say that names dont mean a thing in EvE. They could in cases like this, but usually those who are the most plain will be scammers (for example Inigo Firebird)...as I said there is always an exceptions.
1 share sent! Yet another lady in the shareholders club! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I better really think about my future here...
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Tory Alexander
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Posted - 2011.01.12 20:27:00 -
[80]
Gee I am gonna have a  if this turns out to not be a scam
25 mil sent
worth it even if its just for the lol
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 21:16:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Tory Alexander
Gee I am gonna have a if this turns out to not be a scam
25 mil sent
worth it even if its just for the lol
All set!
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Arya Tara
Jinn Fleet Industrial
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Posted - 2011.01.12 21:33:00 -
[82]
5 shares please
A.Tara |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 21:35:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Arya Tara
5 shares please
You had them even before you posted this.
Now THAT is service!
and look. ANOTHER LADY! hubba hubba!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 22:16:00 -
[84]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 12/01/2011 22:17:35
Today's "Failure in Jita"
Mas Cream > You can't trust these other scammers. but you can trust me, MAS CREAM, anagram for A SCAMMER, corp MACSI, I SCAM backwards! BUY MY SHARES! http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1444508
I dont think names are allowed? > Mas Cream isn't an anagram for Scammer, idiot
At the time of this post, 751 Shares remain!
And nobody has bought shares for their friends yet, for shame! Don't you people have friends ? Perhaps a significant other or mistress, cabana boy on the side ?
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hellhathnofury
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Posted - 2011.01.12 23:32:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I better really think about my future here...
I'll take 1 share please.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 23:44:00 -
[86]
Originally by: hellhathnofury
Originally by: Mas Cream
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I better really think about my future here...
I'll take 1 share please.
Well played. Well Played.
Soon as I see the isk you'll have it!
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Ayaska Shran
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Posted - 2011.01.12 23:50:00 -
[87]
I'll take 1 share @ 5 mil
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.12 23:52:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Ayaska Shran
I'll take 1 share @ 5 mil
1 Share in your wallet!
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Ayaska Shran
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Posted - 2011.01.12 23:53:00 -
[89]
Edited by: Ayaska Shran on 12/01/2011 23:53:32
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Ayaska Shran
I'll take 1 share @ 5 mil
1 Share in your wallet!
1 Share received
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.13 00:04:00 -
[90]
Originally by: hellhathnofury
Originally by: Mas Cream
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I better really think about my future here...
I'll take 1 share please.
There you go, nice nice lady. We cool ? We cool
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hellhathnofury
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Posted - 2011.01.13 00:19:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: hellhathnofury
Originally by: Mas Cream
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I better really think about my future here...
I'll take 1 share please.
There you go, nice nice lady. We cool ? We cool
If this turns out not to be a scam, there will be hell to pay, understood?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.13 00:28:00 -
[92]
Originally by: hellhathnofury
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: hellhathnofury
Originally by: Mas Cream
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I better really think about my future here...
I'll take 1 share please.
There you go, nice nice lady. We cool ? We cool
If this turns out not to be a scam, there will be hell to pay, understood?
Totally crystal clear no problem this won't be a ....wait, what ??
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Ari Chu
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Posted - 2011.01.13 00:34:00 -
[93]
Ok, I laughed. I'll take a share and hope that at some point in the future I stumble across the share and it brings another smile to my face.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.13 00:39:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Ari Chu
Ok, I laughed. I'll take a share and hope that at some point in the future I stumble across the share and it brings another smile to my face.
I have never met so many women in Eve till this Project.
This is totally awesome and I wish I thought of it sooner!
Share sent, toots!
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Clymenstra
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.13 01:28:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Clymenstra on 13/01/2011 01:31:49
Vodka kills brain cells. I`ll take a share.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.13 05:18:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Clymenstra
Edited by: Clymenstra on 13/01/2011 01:31:49
Vodka kills brain cells. I`ll take a share.
Cheers! One share to you!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.13 14:39:00 -
[97]
Only 747 Shares are left folks!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.13 20:24:00 -
[98]
Third Poll : SO, do you think this is yet another scam ?
Yes,. 13.0 % (2.6/20.0)
No. 28.0 % (5.6/20.0)
I am undecided and can't decide like when I'm asked "chicken or the beef". 37.5 % (7.5/20.0)
I was drunk/high when I bought these, and this poll just brought it to my attention. Refund Plz? 0.5 % (0.1/20.0)
Enter the text for option 6 here 21.0 % (4.2/20.0)
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Death Comes2U
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Posted - 2011.01.13 20:53:00 -
[99]
I hardly ever reply to threads in this forum, but this one made me LOL at work. Congrats, I'll put in for 10 shares tonight
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Matrim Barr
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Posted - 2011.01.14 02:58:00 -
[100]
I'm feeling a bit left-out since I've never been scammed before. Gotta be worth 5 of those shares for the experience.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 04:04:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Matrim Barr
I'm feeling a bit left-out since I've never been scammed before. Gotta be worth 5 of those shares for the experience.
Shares sent.
All shares have been sent to those that have sent isk, so if you wanted some and don't see my reply - I never got isk.
732 shares remain. I took the day off spamming Jita and Trade channel as even I have a soul!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 14:54:00 -
[102]
if anyone so desires to point and laugh at the shareholders for handing over isk to a very obvious scam IPO you may now do so
Current MACSI Shareholders
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 15:12:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Mas Cream
if anyone so desires to point and laugh at the shareholders for handing over isk to a very obvious scam IPO you may now do so
Current MACSI Shareholders
Anyone know how long it takes for the poll results to show after a poll ends ?
Insert Jeapordy Theme Song Here
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Lree
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Posted - 2011.01.14 15:50:00 -
[104]
wtf, blinky wallet..
Wooot!! 6.7M dividend!!
/emote Hugs Mas :-)
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Jianna Aino
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Posted - 2011.01.14 15:52:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Jianna Aino on 14/01/2011 15:55:48
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 16:14:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Lree
wtf, blinky wallet..
Wooot!! 6.7M dividend!!
/emote Hugs Mas :-)
There was lots of payouts, double check that number.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 16:17:00 -
[107]
732 Shares remain as per the screenshot above.
5 Million each.
Limit of 10 per person.
To Mas Cream.
Tell your friends!
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Liberty Eternal
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Posted - 2011.01.14 18:53:00 -
[108]
How long do you plan to continue spamming MD with this nonsense?
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Taedrin
Gallente
The Green Cross
Sev3rance
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Posted - 2011.01.14 18:55:00 -
[109]
Until the bond is full. Why don't you do your part and buy some shares and join in on the fun
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Originally by: Dr Fighter
"how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 19:55:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Liberty Eternal
How long do you plan to continue spamming MD with this nonsense?
Please be more specific in what you consider nonsense, as there's so much up in this thread I don't know where to start.
While you are at it, please point me to another IPO/Bond that paid 50% return on the investment in one week after it was started.
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
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Hammer Lu
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Posted - 2011.01.14 20:00:00 -
[111]
payment received. well run scam Mas Cream, keep up the good work.
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Ayaska Shran
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Posted - 2011.01.14 20:53:00 -
[112]
payment recieved
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Block Ukx
Forge Laboratories
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Posted - 2011.01.14 21:19:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Liberty Eternal
How long do you plan to continue spamming MD with this nonsense?
Please be more specific in what you consider nonsense, as there's so much up in this thread I don't know where to start.
While you are at it, please point me to another IPO/Bond that paid 50% return on the investment in one week after it was started.
Interesting.
BSAC Mineral Market Manipulation (MinMa) Information Desk |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 21:25:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Block Ukx
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Liberty Eternal
How long do you plan to continue spamming MD with this nonsense?
Please be more specific in what you consider nonsense, as there's so much up in this thread I don't know where to start.
While you are at it, please point me to another IPO/Bond that paid 50% return on the investment in one week after it was started.
Interesting.
Oooh, someone keeps track of history.
What exactly should I be seeing ?
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Ruareve
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Posted - 2011.01.14 21:58:00 -
[115]
10 Share's purchased. Timely response. Time spent typing all this up is worth the "investment". Good times.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 22:16:00 -
[116]
I have embezzled funds
Proof
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Agrapena
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.01.14 23:09:00 -
[117]
what the hell.. On the fact I want to high five my buds and pee on them.... I`ll have 5 shares.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 23:41:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Agrapena
what the hell.. On the fact I want to high five my buds and pee on them.... I`ll have 5 shares.
Oh what the hell, I sent you 5 shares!
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Eckstacy
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Posted - 2011.01.14 23:50:00 -
[119]
50m sent, what the hell :) Shares please!
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Chai Bora
Auner Development Corp
Drop the Hammer
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Posted - 2011.01.14 23:56:00 -
[120]
Does your business plan involve selling me ma?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 23:57:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Eckstacy
50m sent, what the hell :) Shares please!
Shares sent!
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.14 23:59:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Chai Bora
Does your business plan involve selling me ma?
Is that short for Mermot Mammaries ?
If so. I'm keeping those for myself.
And everyone thank Chai Bora for paying me for the embezzled funds!
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Jenagran
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Posted - 2011.01.15 00:42:00 -
[123]
Thanks for the dividend(x25).
Most entertaining 5 shares I have bought. Keep up the good work. Am enjoying.
More votes, more votes!!!
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Marcanious
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Posted - 2011.01.15 00:51:00 -
[124]
are there shares still available?
If so i would like 5 please
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The Marketer
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Posted - 2011.01.15 00:52:00 -
[125]
10 shares please, sending ISK
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 00:57:00 -
[126]
Originally by: The Marketer
10 shares please, sending ISK
Shares sent!
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 01:02:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Marcanious
are there shares still available?
If so i would like 5 please
Send the Isk, I send the shares!
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Marcanious
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Posted - 2011.01.15 01:04:00 -
[128]
isk sent
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 01:05:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Marcanious
are there shares still available?
If so i would like 5 please
Shares sent!
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Marcanious
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Posted - 2011.01.15 01:07:00 -
[130]
confirming receipt of 5 shares
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The Reseller
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Posted - 2011.01.15 01:34:00 -
[131]
Buying 10 shares, thks
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 01:38:00 -
[132]
Originally by: The Reseller
Buying 10 shares, thks
YOU HAS THEM!!!!
Buy Shares in Eve Online's First FAKE SCAM! |
Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.15 04:20:00 -
[133]
Because this entertained me, this will be my first ever MD investment.
Sending money I DO HOPE I don't get scammed of the shares I want!!
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Tutskii
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Posted - 2011.01.15 04:53:00 -
[134]
Put me up for 10 shares, Isk Sent.
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Leeroy Failfit
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2011.01.15 05:59:00 -
[135]
I don't know why, but when i read this i had a flashback of Bad Bobby saying "I just beat the game on hard mode, now i need to do it on nightmare mode".... or something like that
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Yukon Kornelius
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Posted - 2011.01.15 07:57:00 -
[136]
Howdy,
I feel that I must throw in my support as well since you have taken such a strong stand against the utility of audits.
If only I had thought of this on my bond offering, instead of making the outlandish claim that I could generate 31 million of income per day via trading off of a $5 billion bond.
Money for 10 shares to be sent forthwith,
Mush,
Yukon Kornelius
Linky to my previous bond
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1432861
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Hockston Axe
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.15 12:34:00 -
[137]
10 shares, isk sent. Most trustworthy and transparent IPO I've ever seen here. Plus I'm a sucker for poles... err polls, wait that sounds wrong...
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 13:56:00 -
[138]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 15/01/2011 13:57:42
I woke up this mornings and went through my journal, and in an effort to cut down on spam here's who got shares :
Mas Cream > Astra Terrae : 3
Mas Cream > Kharylien : 5
Mas Cream > Tutskii 10
Mas Cream > Pa Dargo : 10
Mas Cream > Yukon Kornelius 10
Mas Cream > Hockston Axe 10
And for the lovely lady shareholders out there, keep in mind tryst conceived in the vacuum of space don't get anyone pregnant or herpified. * wink wink *
Oh ya yadda yadda yadda 534 Shares still available whatever.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 14:19:00 -
[139]
Originally by: Yukon Kornelius
Howdy,
I feel that I must throw in my support as well since you have taken such a strong stand against the utility of audits.
If only I had thought of this on my bond offering, instead of making the outlandish claim that I could generate 31 million of income per day via trading off of a $5 billion bond.
Money for 10 shares to be sent forthwith,
Mush,
Yukon Kornelius
Linky to my previous bond
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1432861
Once again I am shown that honesty has prevailed, even when the truth is worse than the lie being covered up.
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Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2011.01.15 14:45:00 -
[140]
ISK sent Shares reseved.
This will be cool.
Scorpionidae 
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 14:53:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Kharylien
Because this entertained me, this will be my first ever MD investment.
Sending money I DO HOPE I don't get scammed of the shares I want!!
One, being myself, can't help to think what you are really up to, you sneaky woman you.
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/Kharylien.jpg
It took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on here, as I was in the middle of teaching a new young foolish investor to MACSI how to find his shares in his wallet, and lo and behold I find shares of "Quafe Addiction Rehab Services". I thought Hey, I have a Quafe Addiction, this is great!, only after I did a quick search...there WAS NO SUCH CORP.
I went back to the share, and looked at the information for the corp and saw it was closed!
Two thoughts.
One, you have given me the pain I could give the shareholders. Upon seeing your closed corp, I felt the pain a meth addict feels when you hand him a vial of the meth cure and he shoots it up and he finds out the vial is empty*. The entire emotion can be expressed as "ugh".
I felt that "ugh".
I realized the shareholders as well, could feel "ugh" down the road if I don't cure their wallet vacancies.
You have struck a moral fibrous organ of mine, and it isn't pretty mind you.
I will have to contemplate on how to proceed in my fake scam.. well that and hellhathnofury is still probably watching me. That's two women I think that are out to get me, and I find dangerous sexy.
I said I had two thoughts, and that was the first.
The second thought was as I sit here, "dear lord, what did I eat for dinner....and can I have it tonight". Thus today's poll, so shareholders be sure to vote!
And in case you're wondering, It was Broccoli.
* Meth is a hell of a drug kids, just say no. And there is no cure. I lied to illustrate a visual.
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liten
Sukuuvestaa Internal Security
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Posted - 2011.01.15 16:25:00 -
[142]
I can confirm i have recieved my shares of:
5 bought for 25mill
two days later (after recieving a number of dividend payments)
i have bought an additional 5 for another 25mill
This is indeed a fake scam
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Flash Granola
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.01.15 19:15:00 -
[143]
I'm in for 10 (and, of course, for the lulz, which are priceless).
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Velis Blacksheep
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Posted - 2011.01.15 21:34:00 -
[144]
In on this for 10 shares. ISK sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 22:11:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Flash Granola
I'm in for 10 (and, of course, for the lulz, which are priceless).
You got your shares!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 22:13:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Velis Blacksheep
In on this for 10 shares. ISK sent.
You got your shares as well!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.15 22:16:00 -
[147]
MACSI has sold 496 Shares, just shy of half!
We're going to take a moment to reflect on that, and no more shares will be sold for 24 hours.
Good news is there will be another payout very soon and then I'll start selling shares again!
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monkfish1234
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Posted - 2011.01.15 22:29:00 -
[148]
this is clearly the most stable risk free investment opportunity in EVE.
(weirdly as i say this sarcasticly, it may be true...)
10 shares please sir. isk sent
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Maximillian Demesne
Caldari
Ecce Neco Research Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.16 00:19:00 -
[149]
10 shares please. I love ISK, filthy filthy ISK, stinking rotten filthy lucre. If this ain`t a shuck, I can finally afford more than a single exotic dancer! |
Abelarno
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Posted - 2011.01.16 00:41:00 -
[150]
Lets play it safe. 1 share please.
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Nuryn Ducila
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Posted - 2011.01.16 07:51:00 -
[151]
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1448827
Still trying to figure out how this falls into your plan for profit, i'm sure we will find out soon ;)
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Flintek
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Posted - 2011.01.16 08:01:00 -
[152]
I laughed out loud when I saw that thread. Like, it was so funny that a strange sound emitted from my facial area (which sometimes happens on the internet, on rare occasions). Weird.
I'm glad my ISK is in good hands.
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AltxfxObservation
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Posted - 2011.01.16 12:30:00 -
[153]
Edited by: AltxfxObservation on 16/01/2011 12:30:39
-Wrong Char
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fin1712
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Posted - 2011.01.16 12:36:00 -
[154]
This is so funny, I decided to make my first foray in the the deep dark world of MD. I have 5 mil to burn! 1 share please. Isk sent.
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Djinn Xh'rnae
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Posted - 2011.01.16 13:34:00 -
[155]
This thread has gone from amusing to weird.
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Simplification is not inherently evil. Sometimes things really are needlessly obtuse or vestigial. - Black Dranzer |
Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.16 13:41:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Kharylien
Because this entertained me, this will be my first ever MD investment.
Sending money I DO HOPE I don't get scammed of the shares I want!!
One, being myself, can't help to think what you are really up to, you sneaky woman you.
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/Kharylien.jpg
It took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on here, as I was in the middle of teaching a new young foolish investor to MACSI how to find his shares in his wallet, and lo and behold I find shares of "Quafe Addiction Rehab Services". I thought Hey, I have a Quafe Addiction, this is great!, only after I did a quick search...there WAS NO SUCH CORP.
 
 
I HAVE THOSE SHARES
FOR SPECIAL PURPOSES
I DISTRIBUTE THEM WITH CARE
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Hammer Lu
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Posted - 2011.01.16 13:46:00 -
[157]
hahahaha
sooooo glad to be part of this.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.16 16:11:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Mas Cream
MACSI has sold 496 Shares, just shy of half!
We're going to take a moment to reflect on that, and no more shares will be sold for 24 hours.
Good news is there will be another payout very soon and then I'll start selling shares again!
I'm holding off on sending shares out to you folks, because we have a very important poll ending today at 22:09 server time.
Meanwhile I'll release the results of our 2nd latest poll :
Which Foods give you the nastiest of farts?
Whole Wheat 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
Soft Drinks 4.34782608696 % (1.0/23.0)
Prunes 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
Potatoes 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
Pears 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
Peaches 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
Pasta 2.17391304348 % (0.5/23.0)
Onions 2.60869565217 % (0.6/23.0)
Milk 9.5652173913 % (2.2/23.0)
Ice Cream 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
I'm a girl. I don't fart. 5.21739130435 % (1.2/23.0)
I wrote all this down, I know what I'm eating Sunday! 13.4782608696 % (3.1/23.0)
Fruit Drinks 4.34782608696 % (1.0/23.0)
Corn 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
Cheese 4.78260869565 % (1.1/23.0)
Cabbage 9.13043478261 % (2.1/23.0)
Brussel Sprouts 11.3043478261 % (2.6/23.0)
Broccoli 10.4347826087 % (2.4/23.0)
Beans 13.0434782609 % (3.0/23.0)
Asparagus 0.0 % (0.0/2
Artichokes 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)3.0)
Apples 0.0 % (0.0/23.0)
Enter the text for option 23 here 9.5652173913 % (2.2/23.0)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.16 16:25:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Nuryn Ducila
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1448827
Still trying to figure out how this falls into your plan for profit, i'm sure we will find out soon ;)
I think a Machariel would be sweet to.
Good thing I'm the majority shareholder!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.16 16:51:00 -
[160]
I was laughing earlier.
This new IPO
That IPO is being shot down by the public already.
Whereas mine is 50% filled in LESS THAN TWO WEEKS!
Again, the argument "honesty is the best policy" is most fitting.
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Bollox Reader
Farkistan GED Academy
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Posted - 2011.01.17 00:02:00 -
[161]
I gotta get in on this action. Sending ISK for 5 shares.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 01:26:00 -
[162]
The following is for full transparency :
Create 1,000 Shares :
Create 1000 shares 83.1 % (83.1/100.0)
Do not create any shares 16.9 % (16.9/100.0)
I must admit this was a very one-sided poll seeing how I own majority stock!
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Jita Tradedrone
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Posted - 2011.01.17 10:47:00 -
[163]
If you still have some, can you send me 10 shares, will pay you when i get online later tonigt
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 14:15:00 -
[164]
Server had issues last night so I wasn't able to log in and do what I'm trying to do now.
- will edit in a bit -
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 14:58:00 -
[165]
The following sent isk in the 24 hour period (and a bit after) and have now received shares.
If you do not see your name, you didn't send me Isk.
Mas Cream > Monkfish1234 : 10
Mas Cream > Daak Gelrin : 10
Mas Cream > Abelarno : 1
Mas Cream > Astra terrae : 2
Mas Cream > Kharylien : 5
Mas Cream > Shasta2204 : 9
Mas Cream > fin1712 : 1
Mas Cream > Adson Melk : 2
Mas Cream > Thom Daranta</url> : 5 (gift from another pilot)
Mas Cream > Dracnys : 5
Mas Cream > SolarDevastator : 7
OK!
So now more than HALF the shares of the initial 1,000 Shares are sold!
The next payout is when I sell another 250 shares or maybe 500! WHO KNOWS, I DON'T! THIS IS A FAKE SCAM, and I am making it up as I go along.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.17 15:30:00 -
[166]
Mas, due to the great success of this venture I'd like you to double my shares! ISK sent!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 15:31:00 -
[167]
Originally by: Lederstrumpf
Mas, due to the great success of this venture I'd like you to double my shares! ISK sent!
Done.
Don't spend it all in one place :P
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.17 15:53:00 -
[168]
Edited by: Lederstrumpf on 17/01/2011 15:53:08
Confirming Mas did double my shares! this is so great! Thank you!
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Drakonium
Sublime Tactic
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Posted - 2011.01.17 15:54:00 -
[169]
I know legit when I see it. And this is legit.
5 please.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 15:57:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Drakonium
I know legit when I see it. And this is legit.
5 please.
Too Legit, Too Legit to quit!
Shares sent!
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Dark 'Shadow
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Posted - 2011.01.17 15:58:00 -
[171]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Drakonium
I know legit when I see it. And this is legit.
5 please.
Too Legit, Too Legit to quit!
Shares sent!
I'll take one share, isk has been sent. Thanks for the good read. |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 15:59:00 -
[172]
Originally by: Dark 'Shadow
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Drakonium
I know legit when I see it. And this is legit.
5 please.
Too Legit, Too Legit to quit!
Shares sent!
I'll take one share, isk has been sent. Thanks for the good read.
Dude. You had your share before you even made this post. What shenanigans is this ?
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Bethor Invictus
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Posted - 2011.01.17 17:58:00 -
[173]
as requested earlier, 10 please, isk is send
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 17:59:00 -
[174]
Originally by: Bethor Invictus
as requested earlier, 10 please, isk is send
Sent to the one that sent the isk!
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fin1712
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Posted - 2011.01.17 18:51:00 -
[175]
Confirming receipt of share.
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Agrapena Mishkah
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:27:00 -
[176]
I confirm I have recived my payment..... Never has the idea of making money been so.... amusing.
Genius.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:35:00 -
[177]
Originally by: Agrapena Mishkah
I confirm I have recived my payment..... Never has the idea of making money been so.... amusing.
Genius.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?
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cumbukit
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:42:00 -
[178]
Confirming i have recieved 10 shares at a cost of 50mill isk.
The transaction was instant and painless.
I am yet to recieve my first dividend, but i have JUST got the shares.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:45:00 -
[179]
Originally by: cumbukit
Confirming i have recieved 10 shares at a cost of 50mill isk.
The transaction was instant and painless.
I am yet to recieve my first dividend, but i have JUST got the shares.
Be sure to vote when you want the next payout to be. I personally won't be voting, and no longer own majority share (unless I hit that big fat APPLY button on create 1,000 new shares!)
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Abelarno
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:47:00 -
[180]
Hmmm, screw it, give me another 3 shares. I'm a new player, and this is almost all my money. In you I shall trust.
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Caldari Citizen2323256
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:47:00 -
[181]
This just proves how absolutely ******ed the so-called "MD Elite" can be. People are all over the a$$ of anyone who doesn't meet their oh so lofty ideals but as soon as one guy comes along and makes a joke (out of you) then the same people are all HO HO HO let's all give billions to this obvious scam!
Pathetic.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:53:00 -
[182]
Originally by: Abelarno
Hmmm, screw it, give me another 3 shares. I'm a new player, and this is almost all my money. In you I shall trust.
A fool and his money.....
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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:53:00 -
[183]
You have to do all thing at least once in EvE. So lets get scammed.
5 shares please. |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:56:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Caldari Citizen2323256
This just proves how absolutely ******ed the so-called "MD Elite" can be. People are all over the a$$ of anyone who doesn't meet their oh so lofty ideals but as soon as one guy comes along and makes a joke (out of you) then the same people are all HO HO HO let's all give billions to this obvious scam!
Pathetic.
Is this obvious scam actually... a scam ?
All these people have received 100% of their initial investment back.
And this is in under two weeks.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 19:58:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Esrevid Nekkeg
You have to do all thing at least once in EvE. So lets get scammed.
5 shares please.
On the flip side if I don't scam you, you'll have to try again!
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Hammer Lu
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:03:00 -
[186]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Is this obvious scam actually... a scam ?
All these people have received 100% of their initial investment back.
And this is in under two weeks.
not true, do not believe it! To date I have only received 99.9833% return on my initial investment.
Mas Cream: I can has 0.0177% moar now?
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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:05:00 -
[187]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Esrevid Nekkeg
You have to do all thing at least once in EvE. So lets get scammed.
5 shares please.
On the flip side if I don't scam you, you'll have to try again!
True. But then I still have done something new: participating in an obvious scam that wasn't.
So for me it's a win/win situation I can not be scammed out of.... |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:06:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Hammer Lu
Originally by: Mas Cream
Is this obvious scam actually... a scam ?
All these people have received 100% of their initial investment back.
And this is in under two weeks.
not true, do not believe it! To date I have only received 99.9833% return on my initial investment.
Mas Cream: I can has 0.0177% moar now?
You got me! I shoulda said 99.9% :P
spamming dividends to get rid of that last 100,000 isk gets tiresome. I'll be so happy when the 1,000th share sells and payouts will only be 2-3 clicks (there is a maximum you can payout on each dividend which I'm not sure many people have discovered)
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:10:00 -
[189]
Can you send me 5 shares and I will send you the isk later?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:11:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Corporal Punishment08
Can you send me 5 shares and I will send you the isk later?
No, this is my shady operation. Not yours!
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:16:00 -
[191]
lol
This thread is great. I am writing off 25mil to send you when I get home from work. Thanks for the lolz. It was a BORING day at work until now
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Agrapena
Gallente
Polar Bears Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:24:00 -
[192]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Agrapena Mishkah
I confirm I have recived my payment..... Never has the idea of making money been so.... amusing.
Genius.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?
Entertainment for Entertainments sake I have never been so entertained!.... Also, how did you get my sisters picture??
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liten
Sukuuvestaa Internal Security
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:28:00 -
[193]
Originally by: Mas Cream
All these people have received 100% of their initial investment back.
I'm on this list i can confirm, that of the ORIGINAL 5 shares i bought (on the 14th of jan),
I have recieved the initial investment back (all 25mill)
I then bought another 5 shares for an additional 25 mill.
To date i have recieved 37,483,757.17 isk, aprox another 12.6mill isk and i'll have broke even.
If the OP runs with the 12mill or so i have left to regain, i will simply wright it off.
There is little or no risk left now.
Anything after the 12mill+ will be pure profit.
If the OP did allow more than 10 shares per investor, i would happily buy more shares.
Liten.
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Hammer Lu
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:31:00 -
[194]
wait, this is an investment? oh crap.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:32:00 -
[195]
Originally by: liten
Originally by: Mas Cream
All these people have received 100% of their initial investment back.
I'm on this list i can confirm, that of the ORIGINAL 5 shares i bought (on the 14th of jan),
I have recieved the initial investment back (all 25mill)
I then bought another 5 shares for an additional 25 mill.
To date i have recieved 37,483,757.17 isk, aprox another 12.6mill isk and i'll have broke even.
If the OP runs with the 12mill or so i have left to regain, i will simply wright it off.
There is little or no risk left now.
Anything after the 12mill+ will be pure profit.
If the OP did allow more than 10 shares per investor, i would happily buy more shares.
Liten.
Thanks! That's two folks that have pretty much confirmed all I have stated so far.
Who needs an audit when you got vocal shareholders ?!
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Turzyx
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:40:00 -
[196]
I sent 25 mil not expecting to receive anything... received the 5 shares in under 10 minutes.
I'm actually incredibly curious as to how this will end... I mean, taking the ISK from the remaining share sales and running seems obvious, but I have a feeling this guy has more style than that. I'm certainly staying tuned!
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Anachronic
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:44:00 -
[197]
Confirming that I have thus far recieved half of my initial investment back. And if this amount of entertainment isn't worth the possibility of losing a few mil I don't know what is.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 20:58:00 -
[198]
377 Shares remain folks!
There MAY be a payout when that number reaches 250, so better hurry and get in on it before it's too late!
Buy them for yourself if you haven't gotten any!
Buy them for a corp mate if he doesn't have any!
Buy them for your cousin you're trying to sleep with!
WHATEVER IT TAKES!
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Feirenze
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Posted - 2011.01.17 21:14:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Mas Cream
377 Shares remain folks!
There MAY be a payout when that number reaches 250, so better hurry and get in on it before it's too late!
Buy them for yourself if you haven't gotten any!
Buy them for a corp mate if he doesn't have any!
Buy them for your cousin you're trying to sleep with!
WHATEVER IT TAKES!
Well you see...I don't know if she's actually my cousin. We share a room in our model house. It's weird.
That's irrelevant though.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 21:17:00 -
[200]
Originally by: Feirenze
Originally by: Mas Cream
377 Shares remain folks!
There MAY be a payout when that number reaches 250, so better hurry and get in on it before it's too late!
Buy them for yourself if you haven't gotten any!
Buy them for a corp mate if he doesn't have any!
Buy them for your cousin you're trying to sleep with!
WHATEVER IT TAKES!
Well you see...I don't know if she's actually my cousin. We share a room in our model house. It's weird.
That's irrelevant though.
As long as you two ain't hooking up in Fermat's Room it's all good.
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Betty Friedan
Big Jim's Discount String Theory
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Posted - 2011.01.17 21:43:00 -
[201]
This thread delivers. 10 shares please. Also, down with the patriarchy.
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Chai Bora
Tea Empire and Biggotry LLC
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Posted - 2011.01.17 22:32:00 -
[202]
I'll also confirm receiving near 50% of initial investment in dividends (I was in the second round of buyers).
Half of a maybe/maybe not scam is better than nothing on a full scam.
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Maximillian Demesne
Caldari
Ecce Neco Research Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.17 22:37:00 -
[203]
5 shares pliize.
ISK sent
"The Internet: A Vanity Press for the Deranged"
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 22:37:00 -
[204]
Originally by: Maximillian Demesne
5 shares pliize.
ISK sent
Already delivered.
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 22:49:00 -
[205]
10 Shares please.
Money has been sent.
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Diadoch
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Posted - 2011.01.17 22:54:00 -
[206]
10 shares please. ISK sent. |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.17 22:57:00 -
[207]
Both of you have your shares!
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ZeroTransport
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Posted - 2011.01.17 23:29:00 -
[208]
50 mlj sent. Wanted to do it with a 7 days old alt, but cant post on forum with it yet :(
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Xyfu
Minmatar
Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.01.17 23:33:00 -
[209]
OK, I want the max of 10 shares, but I don't actually have the mone yyet; I'm down to 20m, 'cause of a Loki purchase and fit.
Is there any chance I can reserve 10 shares please?
_____
^
That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.18 00:55:00 -
[210]
Originally by: ZeroTransport
50 mlj sent. Wanted to do it with a 7 days old alt, but cant post on forum with it yet :(
Your evemail was so awesome I am going to have to share it!
trustworthy investment
From: ZeroTransport
Sent: 2011.01.17 23:32
To: Mas Cream,
I seem to have blocked you in Jita cause of spamming scams, so I'll invest in you.
Shares sent!
I know I've been blocked by many people, so this was very awesome to read!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.18 00:58:00 -
[211]
Originally by: Xyfu
OK, I want the max of 10 shares, but I don't actually have the mone yyet; I'm down to 20m, 'cause of a Loki purchase and fit.
Is there any chance I can reserve 10 shares please?
First Come First Serve!
You better sort things out!
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Darth Anonymous
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.18 01:00:00 -
[212]
I'll send you 25mil. Send me 5 shares.
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Drakonium
Sublime Tactic
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Posted - 2011.01.18 01:17:00 -
[213]
Originally by: Caldari Citizen2323256
This just proves how absolutely ******ed the so-called "MD Elite" can be. People are all over the a$$ of anyone who doesn't meet their oh so lofty ideals but as soon as one guy comes along and makes a joke (out of you) then the same people are all HO HO HO let's all give billions to this obvious scam!
Pathetic.
I can't speak for everyone else. But I "donated" (I know I won't see it back) the isk because his post, unlike many others, was funny and was quite pleasant to read. Ask me for iskies in a clever way and I might just send some your way too :P.
My point is the read alone was worth it. And if it means keeping this colorful guy around a bit longer then I don't mind playing along.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.18 15:23:00 -
[214]
Originally by: Darth Anonymous
I'll send you 25mil. Send me 5 shares.
Soon as I'm back ingame and all!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.18 19:03:00 -
[215]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 18/01/2011 19:04:06
Totally keeping this non-avatar as it adds to the sexified mystery!
POLL RESULTS :
"Are you not entertained !"
YES 68.7861271676 % (23.8/34.6)
NO! 20.2312138728 % (7.0/34.6)
Enter the text for option 3 here 10.9826589595 % (3.8/34.6)
When should next payout be ?
When you sell 250 more shares 39.0173410405 % (13.5/34.6)
When you sell 500 More Shares 45.9537572254 % (15.9/34.6)
Enter the text for option 3 here 15.0289017341 % (5.2/34.6)
293 Shares remain folks! I already have a twist for the end, so hurry up and let's get there!
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Rivendark
MacTavish Family Mining and Industry Co.
Aerodyne Collective
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Posted - 2011.01.18 19:17:00 -
[216]
I'll send you 50mil for a set of 10...when I can get back online. time to get fake reversed mctwisty scammed...I think...
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Sights Silo
JAF-CO Exploration
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Posted - 2011.01.18 23:34:00 -
[217]
50m sent for the lulz. +1 for the great post.
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Matrim Barr
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Posted - 2011.01.18 23:38:00 -
[218]
I'm extremely disappointed by the lack of scammage so far. I'll give you another chance by way of 20mill for another 4 shares please. note I'm keeping my options open by leaving total holdings at 9 shares if you please
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egola
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.18 23:39:00 -
[219]
double negatives mean that we is not entertained
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Hockston Axe
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.18 23:52:00 -
[220]
Edited by: Hockston Axe on 18/01/2011 23:53:14
Originally by: Mas Cream
Edited by: Mas Cream on 18/01/2011 19:04:06
POLL RESULTS :
"Are you not entertained !"
YES 68.7861271676 % (23.8/34.6)
NO! 20.2312138728 % (7.0/34.6)
Enter the text for option 3 here 10.9826589595 % (3.8/34.6)
Yeah I voted NO! because I am entertained, voting Yes says, æYes I am not entertained.Æ
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 00:06:00 -
[221]
My home connection is quite slow, so I'm not sure my client will be patched up in the next hour, so I may not be on tonight to dish out new shares.
Again per shareholders, we don't have a payout until that rest of the shares are sold, which is just under 300 if memory serves me right.
GO FORTH SHAREHOLDERS, AND FIND OTHER SUCKERS TO BUY SHARES!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:42:00 -
[222]
I have passed out more shares to those that sent is!
269 shares remain!
Hurry up and spread the word, let's get them sold so I can do another payout, then phase B of my fake-scam-sillyness!
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Fangorn Starchaser
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.19 09:17:00 -
[223]
Reserving 10 for when I get home.
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Jaela Mae
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Posted - 2011.01.19 12:03:00 -
[224]
5 shares please. Money sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 14:29:00 -
[225]
Originally by: Jaela Mae
5 shares please. Money sent.
Shares sent!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 15:38:00 -
[226]
I was bored so I made the master wallet even out for the next big payout when all the shares are sold.
and now the darn wallet is 999,999,999.98
@#*$&U@#!
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Fangorn Starchaser
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.19 17:19:00 -
[227]
There, money sent for 10 shares, including the last .02 to even out your wallet ;) |
Kei Darker
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Posted - 2011.01.19 17:22:00 -
[228]
I'll take 10 shares as well, I'm a sucker for polls.. Nice avatar picture btw.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 17:23:00 -
[229]
Originally by: Fangorn Starchaser
There, money sent for 10 shares, including the last .02 to even out your wallet ;)
Shares have been sent!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 17:25:00 -
[230]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 19/01/2011 17:25:37
Originally by: Kei Darker
I'll take 10 shares as well, I'm a sucker for polls.. Nice avatar picture btw.
Thanks! It came to me off the top of my head!
and 10 shares sent!
234 shares left folks!
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joebird91
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Posted - 2011.01.19 17:25:00 -
[231]
ill take 5 shares !! thanks
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joebird91
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Posted - 2011.01.19 17:31:00 -
[232]
money just sent via contract
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 17:34:00 -
[233]
Originally by: joebird91
money just sent via contract
lulwut ?
Forget contracts, just send the isk to me, and then I send you the shares.
/me scratches head. Contracts ?! Those are rife with scams you know!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 20:09:00 -
[234]
In preperation for the 1,000 share being sold, I have gone wasted more time and effort into being legit by setting up an ingame channel, "MACSI"
I also hang out in "SIGNATURES" since the folks have been polite and we talk about my big bald head or other things.
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Maventa
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Posted - 2011.01.19 21:48:00 -
[235]
Put me down for 10 shares, sending isk now.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 21:58:00 -
[236]
Originally by: Maventa
Put me down for 10 shares, sending isk now.
You sent an evemail. Not Isk.
For Evemails, you get to know the color of shares.
They are purple.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 22:33:00 -
[237]
I found this funny today.
Some guy didn't know the 10 share limit.
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ZeroTransport
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Posted - 2011.01.20 01:34:00 -
[238]
woohoo, 10% payout, recieved 5 mlj divident for my 10 shares :)
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Vezencia
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Posted - 2011.01.20 02:30:00 -
[239]
This needs to end in epic comedy-fail or I'll want the last 20 minutes of my life back. Screw the ISK at this point. Sending 50 Mil because this is full of lulz AND win. 10 shares pls.
V.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 03:53:00 -
[240]
Originally by: Vezencia
This needs to end in epic comedy-fail or I'll want the last 20 minutes of my life back. Screw the ISK at this point. Sending 50 Mil because this is full of lulz AND win. 10 shares pls.
V.
You have your shares!
182 Shares remain.
Let's get them all sold so we can move onto phase 2!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 04:01:00 -
[241]
I was also goofing off today as I said and I didn't really document this dividend payout as it was not really a real one.
For documentation, the largest one was (I added commas to make it easy to read) :
First, the biggest one of a batch of several that I used to try and even out my corp wallet (that I failed at). Second, someone tried to "bribe" me for 100,000 isk to tell me a secret to market PVP. So I gave everyone at least that much to be fair.
I was accused of using alts to verify the screenshot claims, as we saw a FEW verified my claims, but NOBODY outright disputed it. So if anyone wishes to dispute these payouts feel free to do so --- just provide something like screenshots so you wont look desperate. Also post with your shareholder character or I'll post the huge 3page screenshot of shareholders to show you is lying! (naughty naughty!)
Dividend from Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
From: Mas Cream
Sent: 2011.01.19 15:33
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc. may have credited your account as part of a total payout of 5,854.0 ISK to their shareholders. The amount awarded is based upon the number of shares you hold, in relation to the total number of shares issued by the corporation.
Dividend from Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
From: Mas Cream
Sent: 2011.01.19 22:10
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc. may have credited your account as part of a total payout of 5,000,000.0 ISK to their shareholders. The amount awarded is based upon the number of shares you hold, in relation to the total number of shares issued by the corporation.
I don't have a screenshot as I'm at home and don't have my eve-files password memorized.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 04:56:00 -
[242]
What a good night. I was on no more than an hour, and now down to 140 shares!
140 people!
It's almost too late to miss out on the first Fake Scam in Eve!
If you have 10, well you're "done" for now. If you have less than 10, Hurry it up!
I already have isk set up for the next payout, but per the shareholders vote we must sell the last 140!
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Xestu's Mom
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Posted - 2011.01.20 05:52:00 -
[243]
I wanna get scammed too!
Sending 50mil...
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Concordia discors
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Posted - 2011.01.20 08:25:00 -
[244]
30m sent.
Waiting to become scamm'd
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B Nabs
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:53:00 -
[245]
I sent 5m cos I'm not overly rich!
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Xyfu
Minmatar
Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.01.20 14:33:00 -
[246]
Sending 55m now. 10 for me, 1 extra for that dude in the post above me please.
_____
^
That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 15:55:00 -
[247]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 20/01/2011 16:02:22
Originally by: Xyfu
Sending 55m now. 10 for me, 1 extra for that dude in the post above me please.
Xestu's Mom, Concordia discors, B Nabs - you have your shares.
Xyfu - Now that's what I love seeing! 10 for you and 1 sent to B Nabs!
At time of this posting 96 shares remain !
Plus, the Poll !
"How long did you spend on the new face?"
Less than 30 minutes 33.9473684211 % (12.9/38.0)
31-60 minutes 32.6315789474 % (12.4/38.0)
61+ minutes 14.7368421053 % (5.6/38.0)
I haven't even bothered yet. 17.8947368421 % (6.8/38.0)
Enter the text for option 5 here 0.789473684211 % (0.3/38.0)
I spent 61+ minutes, because I kept trying to get the no-avatar that Scrooge McJanks has. Two evemails later and all he says is he isn't talking. Someone tells me how he did it and I may throw in 10 free shares!
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Drakonium
Sublime Tactic
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Posted - 2011.01.20 17:29:00 -
[248]
This is actually hilarious. I wasn't expecting getting a dime back from you .
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 17:55:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Drakonium
This is actually hilarious. I wasn't expecting getting a dime back from you .
Then get your corp mates to buy up some shares, it's almost too late!
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You What
Smokers' Heaven
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Posted - 2011.01.20 18:58:00 -
[250]
50 mil sent.
I'd rather get scammed here than anywhere else. +1
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 19:13:00 -
[251]
Originally by: You What
50 mil sent.
I'd rather get scammed here than anywhere else. +1
You got 'em!
50 Shares left folks!
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B Nabs
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Posted - 2011.01.20 19:49:00 -
[252]
Originally by: Xyfu
Sending 55m now. 10 for me, 1 extra for that dude in the post above me please.
Wow cheers dude!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 20:15:00 -
[253]
29 Shares left!
Plan C - Option 2 - is all laid out!
We need to wait till the one poll ends tomorrow to see if a certain someone gets a share or not (I may just give it to him anyway and say screw the poll), and assuming that was the last share the real fun part to watch should start!
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SectumZ
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Posted - 2011.01.20 20:25:00 -
[254]
Edited by: SectumZ on 20/01/2011 20:25:03
I'd like 3 shares
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 20:35:00 -
[255]
Send it to me, and when I get back online I will sort it out.
15 shares remain.
1 is in "Escrow" as a poll to see if Chribba gets a free share passes the shareholder vote.
Any isk beyond that will be returned.
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sirmixalotadrugs
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Posted - 2011.01.20 20:44:00 -
[256]
Edited by: sirmixalotadrugs on 20/01/2011 20:44:40
I'll take 10 shares just to amuse myself and as a member of Madoff Investments I have a certain appreciation for your work. sending 50 mil now
EDIT: stupid wrong character...
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Jo Tsen
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Posted - 2011.01.20 20:53:00 -
[257]
^that guy is me...sent 50 mil
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Ruareve
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Posted - 2011.01.20 20:57:00 -
[258]
money sent for last 5 shares, for a friend of mine since I own all I can own.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 21:11:00 -
[259]
Originally by: Ruareve
money sent for last 5 shares, for a friend of mine since I own all I can own.
iClone verified I have 75 Million in my account to go for 15 shares. I won't be at a computer for four hours at most.
I'm all excited at what is next and now thinking screw the vote and give Chribba his share and roll into phase 2!
Btw Join channel MACSI ingame as y'all are going to need it.
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Feirenze
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Posted - 2011.01.20 21:19:00 -
[260]
PLEX.
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Ruareve
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Posted - 2011.01.20 21:22:00 -
[261]
*Plex's his muscles
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Ghost InAMachine
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:03:00 -
[262]
I am too late to purchase shares in this legit offering?!
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Zaha Curvier
Caldari
Minara Shipwrights
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:08:00 -
[263]
im relative new to eve and i heard this game is about scam. so if there are any shares left i would love to join the fun.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:17:00 -
[264]
You have missed the bus !
I suppose you could hang out in channel MACSI and ask to buy some from current shareholders.
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Zaha Curvier
Caldari
Minara Shipwrights
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:39:00 -
[265]
nah. thats ok then. ill save my iskis for another ride then. have fun with yours. and remember... it's just a ride!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:45:00 -
[266]
My main paid 5 Million isk for that last Escrow share and I gave it to Chribba.
It is my personal gift to him, and I told him he can ignore this thread and not get involved. "Free Isk" is the very least I can do to say thanks for hosting my pictures and everything he's done.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:48:00 -
[267]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 20/01/2011 22:53:31
Originally by: Mas Cream
My main paid 5 Million isk for that last Escrow share and I gave it to Chribba.
It is my personal gift to him, and I told him he can ignore this thread and not get involved. "Free Isk" is the very least I can do to say thanks for hosting my pictures and everything he's done.
He returned it :(
I have a good idea why, and if I was a man of his reputation I think I understand.
* has to think what to do with last share *
Edit : I gave it to my main for the fact I left nothing for myself!
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:17:00 -
[268]
Edited by: Lederstrumpf on 21/01/2011 00:25:06
I'm offering half my shares for the total sum of 100m to anybody who is interested, late birds included.
Remeber Mas wrote something about doubling, so the price seems right to me!
This is an excellent last minute chance for the major stakeholders to get above the 10 share limit, too!
Convo me in game. You will send ISK first.
P.S.: Yes, 100m instead of 10m now. These shares come with great success! lol
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:19:00 -
[269]
I tried to do a 5 Billion Payout but this is what I saw
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Sethos Tragovian
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:22:00 -
[270]
Edited by: Sethos Tragovian on 21/01/2011 00:24:43
Put 50m in...As of right now I've gotten (Edit: 150m) back
Best scam ever
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:25:00 -
[271]
.
100% Dividend Payment to Everyone
I have now return the initial Investment to all shareholders
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Xyfu
Minmatar
Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:27:00 -
[272]
Cool, ignoring the donation of 5m (1 share) I gave to that random dude, I doubled my money. <3 scammers.
_____
^
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Angel HUNG
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:30:00 -
[273]
Are there any shares left?
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Betty Friedan
Big Jim's Discount String Theory
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:33:00 -
[274]
Originally by: Xyfu
Cool, ignoring the donation of 5m (1 share) I gave to that random dude, I doubled my money. <3 scammers.
Bought expecting scam... Now have doubled my money (almost). Booooo!
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egola
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:37:00 -
[275]
you know....this might be bad bobby giving out isk because he can't possibly use up all 800b. well in either case i'll bite =D
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:38:00 -
[276]
Best scam ever.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:45:00 -
[277]
Originally by: egola
you know....this might be bad bobby giving out isk because he can't possibly use up all 800b. well in either case i'll bite =D
I assure you I am not Bad Bobby.
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Angel HUNG
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:50:00 -
[278]
Originally by: Betty Friedan
Originally by: Xyfu
Cool, ignoring the donation of 5m (1 share) I gave to that random dude, I doubled my money. <3 scammers.
Bought expecting scam... Now have doubled my money (almost). Booooo!
Damnit, just read the last page, I'll buy any and all shares for 5m ISK.
I'll log in so you can convo me.
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Abelarno
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:53:00 -
[279]
I'll sell my 4 shares. Eve-mail me with your offer if interested.
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Angel HUNG
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Posted - 2011.01.21 00:57:00 -
[280]
Edited by: Angel HUNG on 21/01/2011 00:56:56
Originally by: Abelarno
I'll sell my 4 shares. Eve-mail me with your offer if interested.
Drop your CSPA charge, Mr. Phallus.
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Abelarno
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:01:00 -
[281]
Originally by: Angel HUNG
Edited by: Angel HUNG on 21/01/2011 00:56:56
Originally by: Abelarno
I'll sell my 4 shares. Eve-mail me with your offer if interested.
Drop your CSPA charge, Mr. Phallus.
whops, my bad
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Angel HUNG
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:02:00 -
[282]
Originally by: Abelarno
Originally by: Angel HUNG
Edited by: Angel HUNG on 21/01/2011 00:56:56
Originally by: Abelarno
I'll sell my 4 shares. Eve-mail me with your offer if interested.
Drop your CSPA charge, Mr. Phallus.
whops, my bad
I lol'd, and made a 50 ISK profit. Awwww yeeee.
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Kei Darker
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:32:00 -
[283]
lolwhut? Moneys back on this investment?
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:35:00 -
[284]
After buying up some shares I don't want to lose share number lead ... convo me if you got some shares to sell! :)
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Chai Bora
Tea Empire and Biggotry LLC
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:39:00 -
[285]
Edited by: Chai Bora on 21/01/2011 01:40:30
I totally got scammed here -- expected to be ****ing away some iskies for a laugh. Instead, doubled my investment and provided more laughs. |
Havok Na'Varr
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:39:00 -
[286]
Edited by: Havok Na''Varr on 21/01/2011 01:39:01
I'm a MACSI-winner and you can too!
/cheesy totally scripted thumbs up
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liten
Sukuuvestaa Internal Security
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:56:00 -
[287]
Confirming I and my Alt have recieved 100% intial share back
Me: 87mill+ Pure profit
Alt: 49mill+ Pure Profit (entered late)
Liten
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Velis Blacksheep
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:57:00 -
[288]
Awesome scam. Put in 50m got 150m back.
I've got 10 shares to sell or trade at the original purchase price of 5m, convo or mail me. Mail probably quicker.
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Sir Bonkers
Caldari Innovations and Research
Telcondar Sean Intergalactic Fan Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:23:00 -
[289]
Posting to confirm that I invested everything I owned like it was the 90s and I saw the internet for the first time. I have more than doubled my money!! I had 5M, now I have more than 10M! It is incredible! My wife and daughter will not go hungry tonight! Taking them to the Waffle House for a good fancy dinner!
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Srioghal moDhream
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:39:00 -
[290]
I have received about 2.5 times my money back after the initial investment.
Great job Mas!
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liten
Sukuuvestaa Internal Security
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:40:00 -
[291]
Edited by: liten on 21/01/2011 02:40:05
Re-Selling 20 shares for 190mill
or
10mill each if i have to split the stack
Mail me ingame
Liten
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:45:00 -
[292]
Doubled my investment. Came here expecting never to see my iskies again.
Grab ten shares, you'll be pleased.
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MatrixSkye Mk2
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:51:00 -
[293]
Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2 on 21/01/2011 02:51:17
what is this i dont even
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Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:53:00 -
[294]
I'm pleasantly amused.
Is phase 2 to see how long people trade shares with no further dividends?
Because I'd at that.
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Drakonium
Sublime Tactic
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:01:00 -
[295]
I've now received more than double what I invested on this "scam". And the payout dividends keep coming in.
I guess the joke's on me  .
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egola
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:11:00 -
[296]
Edited by: egola on 21/01/2011 03:11:21
crap i got fake scammed.......someone send him double of what he gave me that ********
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Rbit Lsi
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:14:00 -
[297]
Got my initial investment doubled by this very aptly named "fake scam". Was pleasantly surprised to say the least.
Good show, Mas Cream.
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:15:00 -
[298]
MD : the place where obvious scams turn out to be 300% gains, and thoroughly audited, well-researched, tediously documented IPOs end in 800 billion scandals
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RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Scout lollita
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:16:00 -
[299]
Originally by: Scout lollita
I'll have to say NO to this one.
Quote:
Chapter 1 - Summary of MACSI
MACSI backwards is ISCAM, with some grammar.
It becomes, I SCAM.
So for the reason above i need to say no.
Hope you all recieve isk, once the shares begin to mature.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
OMG WTF!
This wasn't a scam? i could have made isk? alot of isk?
i got double negative tricked!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:19:00 -
[300]
Originally by: Scout lollita
Originally by: Scout lollita
I'll have to say NO to this one.
Quote:
Chapter 1 - Summary of MACSI
MACSI backwards is ISCAM, with some grammar.
It becomes, I SCAM.
So for the reason above i need to say no.
Hope you all recieve isk, once the shares begin to mature.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
OMG WTF!
This wasn't a scam? i could have made isk? alot of isk?
i got double negative tricked!
I TRIED TO TELL YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:21:00 -
[301]
Originally by: Cheque Please
MD : the place where obvious scams turn out to be 300% gains, and thoroughly audited, well-researched, tediously documented IPOs end in 800 billion scandals
Ain't this just funny as all get out ?
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Astra Terrae
Minmatar
Tea Empire and Biggotry LLC
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:38:00 -
[302]
Mas Cream's original scam proposal was brilliantly entertaining. I knew it was something people would remember. I wanted to be a part of it, so I threw a bunch of ISK at it and pretty much figured I'd gotten my money's worth. Now I've gotten all my money back and then some, which... makes it pretty cool as alleged scams go.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:40:00 -
[303]
Got 10 shares for sale! Hit me with offers in game! :)
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Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:42:00 -
[304]
Posting to confirm that I have been fake-scammed out of minus millions of isk. I'm not sure exactly how many millions, because I am currently distracted by replaying Final Fantasy 13, but I have definitely lost negative millions.
FOR PROFIT etc etc etc
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Cochat
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:55:00 -
[305]
Edited by: Cochat on 21/01/2011 03:55:54
posting to confirm that this indeed was the most fakey scam in the history of eve. I more than TRIPLED my money tonight between dividends and selling my shares to people trying to "win" phase 2. Well played Mas...well played.
Anachronic is my main...stupid characters getting mixed up...
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khai88
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Posted - 2011.01.21 04:09:00 -
[306]
i just found out everyone is keeping there share how to we get 150 share for the prize if this keep going???, and i only see 2 people have over the starting 10 share limit....
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 04:12:00 -
[307]
Originally by: khai88
i just found out everyone is keeping there share how to we get 150 share for the prize if this keep going???, and i only see 2 people have over the starting 10 share limit....
I'm watching the Shares passing hands.
Folks are selling in channel MACSI as well.
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khai88
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Posted - 2011.01.21 04:15:00 -
[308]
and if everyone is selling 10 for 100m i don't think anyone can get the first prize (reward plex x3 = 370m x 3 = 1110m, to get 150 shara = 100m x 15 = 1500M)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 04:41:00 -
[309]
Before Bed, here's poll results
"How Rich are you in Eve"
Less than 500 Million 48.0291970803 % (32.9/68.5)
501 -999 Million 11.6788321168 % (8.0/68.5)
1-2 Billion 18.9781021898 % (13.0/68.5)
3 + Billion 19.5620437956 % (13.4/68.5)
Enter the text for option 5 here 1.75182481752 % (1.2/68.5)
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Vezencia
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Posted - 2011.01.21 05:17:00 -
[310]
I have 100 shares for sale for 1 Bill. Convo me in game or send eve mail.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.21 05:28:00 -
[311]
Originally by: khai88
i only see 2 people have over the starting 10 share limit....
I'll sell you 20 shares for 160m if interested.
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Nuryn Ducila
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Posted - 2011.01.21 05:37:00 -
[312]
Was looking to sell my 5 shares, but now I want something in trade. Make me an offer it needs to be valuable enough to justify trading 5 shares that have so far returned very very well, and it needs to be something amusing enough to fit in with this thread!
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Ruareve
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Posted - 2011.01.21 06:37:00 -
[313]
Worst scam ever. I got back all my investment and even more on top of it. I feel a lot like Monty Brewster, try to get rid of money and it just keeps coming back.
Thanks Mas for the fun. I've been smiling about this whole thread for days now and waking up this morning to see the wallet increase has only made it better.
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Hektor Fisk
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Posted - 2011.01.21 06:39:00 -
[314]
Bought 10 shares yesterday for a total of - you guessed it - 50m.
Got 100m back by now.
Should have bought 10 shares with every possible Main and Alt I have, and not just this one.
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Maventa
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Posted - 2011.01.21 06:44:00 -
[315]
This has been the best scam I have ever participated in! I have recovered 50 million over what I invested! If only I could get more shares!
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Jita Tradedrone
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Posted - 2011.01.21 07:40:00 -
[316]
I thought it was a fun scam. Didnt expect any returns, but thought it was worth giving 50 mil just for laughs.
rather surprised that i got the 50 mil back and more
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Turzyx
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.21 09:08:00 -
[317]
Confirming I have received dividend payments of
49999999.99, 50000000.00 and 0.01
on a 50 mil initial investment. The people who invested first (before the first dividend) must have made a mint.
I fear, however, that the next copy-cat fake-scam may actually turn out to be a fake-fake-scam. Oh lawd.
Turzyx
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B Nabs
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Posted - 2011.01.21 12:10:00 -
[318]
2 shares for sale if anyone wants them.
Evemail me
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Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.21 12:37:00 -
[319]
Originally by: Turzyx
I fear, however, that the next copy-cat fake-scam may actually turn out to be a fake-fake-scam. Oh lawd.
Entertainingly, in addition to the lively and genuine trade, people are also now scamming with the shares for a fake scam.
The varying levels of recursion, tautology and oxymoronity in this may well yet give me a migraine.
But hey, I made a bunch of money outta this.
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Turzyx
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.21 12:49:00 -
[320]
I also have 10 shares to sell; EVE mail me with offers.
Shares to be held by me until ISK is received or by an agreed 3rd party.
Turzyx
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monkfish1234
Caldari
ALLIED TACTICAL TECHNOLOGIES
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2011.01.21 13:54:00 -
[321]
taking offers on my 10 shares. eve mail me.
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Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels.StevieSG
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BolsterBomb
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:19:00 -
[322]
Does anyone else with half a brain see that phase 2 is most likely where the shareholdsers sell their shares, and thenthe corp bombs thus leaving the new shareholders with the scam and not the original.....just seems like a lot of sellers..
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:23:00 -
[323]
List of Shareholders Day 1 of Phase 2
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:25:00 -
[324]
Originally by: BolsterBomb
Does anyone else with half a brain see that phase 2 is most likely where the shareholdsers sell their shares, and thenthe corp bombs thus leaving the new shareholders with the scam and not the original.....just seems like a lot of sellers..
Everyone with "half a brain" said this was a scam from the start and are sitting on profits.
Those that took the time to visit the MACSI channel in game have learned there is no phase 3 and this character & corp are going inactive after the PLEX are given away.
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CarnegieSteel
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:25:00 -
[325]
It seemed like it was going to be a ponzi scam, but since he actually paid out all the money people put in, thats sort of moot.
What it seems like now a pump and dump scam. Mas is generating TONS of demand for the shares, and if he bought a large number under alts, he can sell it before the demand crashes.
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Hammer Lu
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:32:00 -
[326]
Edited by: Hammer Lu on 21/01/2011 14:33:06
Doesn't seem like his style tbh. My opinion is that he is shortening the list of shareholders for a possible phase 3. As far as 'no phase 3'....misdirection
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:32:00 -
[327]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 21/01/2011 14:35:08
Originally by: CarnegieSteel
It seemed like it was going to be a ponzi scam, but since he actually paid out all the money people put in, thats sort of moot.
What it seems like now a pump and dump scam. Mas is generating TONS of demand for the shares, and if he bought a large number under alts, he can sell it before the demand crashes.
I know my word may mean nothing, even though I have given out free isk, but the only alt that is a share holder in that list above is "Mas Cream", and it's one share - and I have no interest in buying shares!
I find it funny nobody can simply accept the simple truth that I have more isk than I know what to do with and decided to have a little fun with it!
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Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:37:00 -
[328]
Originally by: BolsterBomb
Does anyone else with half a brain see that phase 2 is most likely where the shareholdsers sell their shares, and thenthe corp bombs thus leaving the new shareholders with the scam and not the original.....just seems like a lot of sellers..
The corp isn't necessarily expected to do much/anything at this point, I think. It's more that people who figure they're *not* going to collect enough shares for the prizes, or try to, think they can make extra money from selling off their shares now they're done...
... or they might be scammin'.
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:47:00 -
[329]
My question to you Mas Cream - Are you profiting from this?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:48:00 -
[330]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 21/01/2011 14:48:32
So I have seen conversations, accusations, and thoughts that the 'scam' is I won't give out the PLEX, and someone just asked if I'm profiting from this...
on Jan 14th I gave away 670 Million Isk.
on Jan 17 I gave away 1.240 Billion isk
on Jan 21 I gave away 5 Billion Isk, then refunded everyone the 5 Billion total investment, 5 Million per share!
So - I gave away 6,910,000,000 - 6.91 Billion isk.
6 PLEX on Jita Market are worth 340 Million right now. 340x6= 2.04 Billion
If I "Scammed" folks by not giving away the PLEX, I STILL gave out 6.91 Billion isk, so I must ask, would I still be a scammer ?
That's one heck of a debate right there, one I'll sit back and watch.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:54:00 -
[331]
Originally by: Kharylien
people are also now scamming with the shares for a fake scam.
Yes, indeed.
Kratos Tralon scammed me, running with two shares!
But he wanted to make friends with me afterwards and promised to pick up the soap, so I'm all good. >:)
http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9113/ishot287.png
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Jita Tradedrone
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:25:00 -
[332]
selling 10 shares.
eve mail me your offer.
| will contact the one with the highest bid.
If you are contacted you will send the isk over first and than receive the shares.
These are the terms :D
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BolsterBomb
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:33:00 -
[333]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Edited by: Mas Cream on 21/01/2011 14:48:32
So I have seen conversations, accusations, and thoughts that the 'scam' is I won't give out the PLEX, and someone just asked if I'm profiting from this...
on Jan 14th I gave away 670 Million Isk.
on Jan 17 I gave away 1.240 Billion isk
on Jan 21 I gave away 5 Billion Isk, then refunded everyone the 5 Billion total investment, 5 Million per share!
So - I gave away 6,910,000,000 - 6.91 Billion isk.
6 PLEX on Jita Market are worth 340 Million right now. 340x6= 2.04 Billion
If I "Scammed" folks by not giving away the PLEX, I STILL gave out 6.91 Billion isk, so I must ask, would I still be a scammer ?
That's one heck of a debate right there, one I'll sit back and watch.
So if my math is right you took in 5 bil paid out 6.9b and claim to give away another 2b so that would mean you did not proffit from this even if you do not give out the plex. Sounds like a rich guy doing a social experiment. Or a scam to come because if you follow through that would mean you lost 3b ?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:37:00 -
[334]
Originally by: BolsterBomb
Originally by: Mas Cream
Edited by: Mas Cream on 21/01/2011 14:48:32
So I have seen conversations, accusations, and thoughts that the 'scam' is I won't give out the PLEX, and someone just asked if I'm profiting from this...
on Jan 14th I gave away 670 Million Isk.
on Jan 17 I gave away 1.240 Billion isk
on Jan 21 I gave away 5 Billion Isk, then refunded everyone the 5 Billion total investment, 5 Million per share!
So - I gave away 6,910,000,000 - 6.91 Billion isk.
6 PLEX on Jita Market are worth 340 Million right now. 340x6= 2.04 Billion
If I "Scammed" folks by not giving away the PLEX, I STILL gave out 6.91 Billion isk, so I must ask, would I still be a scammer ?
That's one heck of a debate right there, one I'll sit back and watch.
So if my math is right you took in 5 bil paid out 6.9b and claim to give away another 2b so that would mean you did not proffit from this even if you do not give out the plex. Sounds like a rich guy doing a social experiment. Or a scam to come because if you follow through that would mean you lost 3b ?
Took in 5 Billion.
Paid out 6.9 Billion.
returned the original 5 Billion I took in.
Now giving away 6 PLEX.
Can't make it any simpler than that!
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Ayaska Shran
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:11:00 -
[335]
Confirming that I received 150% of my initial investment.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:13:00 -
[336]
Edited by: Lederstrumpf on 21/01/2011 16:13:23
Originally by: BolsterBomb
if you follow through that would mean you lost 3b ?
Some people are just rich and bored and drop money into virtual ships for the lulz, some are just rich and bored and drop money elsewhere for the lulz, learning something about human behaviour along the way. And yes, it still could be scam, too.
P.S.: To drop you folks some intel: Mas will have to pay PLEX or scam (possibly both if he decides to retake seats 1-3 with alts of his). He can afford to pay PLEX and scamming now would not be a real challenge, would it? Ha, ha!
P.P.S: Who wants to sell some shares? Who wants to buy some shares? Evemail me your offers! :-)
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BolsterBomb
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:31:00 -
[337]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: BolsterBomb
Originally by: Mas Cream
Edited by: Mas Cream on 21/01/2011 14:48:32
So I have seen conversations, accusations, and thoughts that the 'scam' is I won't give out the PLEX, and someone just asked if I'm profiting from this...
on Jan 14th I gave away 670 Million Isk.
on Jan 17 I gave away 1.240 Billion isk
on Jan 21 I gave away 5 Billion Isk, then refunded everyone the 5 Billion total investment, 5 Million per share!
So - I gave away 6,910,000,000 - 6.91 Billion isk.
6 PLEX on Jita Market are worth 340 Million right now. 340x6= 2.04 Billion
If I "Scammed" folks by not giving away the PLEX, I STILL gave out 6.91 Billion isk, so I must ask, would I still be a scammer ?
That's one heck of a debate right there, one I'll sit back and watch.
So if my math is right you took in 5 bil paid out 6.9b and claim to give away another 2b so that would mean you did not proffit from this even if you do not give out the plex. Sounds like a rich guy doing a social experiment. Or a scam to come because if you follow through that would mean you lost 3b ?
Took in 5 Billion.
Paid out 6.9 Billion.
returned the original 5 Billion I took in.
Now giving away 6 PLEX.
Can't make it any simpler than that!
missed the refund there...ok so that would mean you are at a loss of 8b ?!?!? gift please
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Ruareve
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:32:00 -
[338]
I'd like to extend an offer to anyone wanting to keep their shares after this is all over. Lend me your shares for the phase 2 portion. Send me an evemail telling me how many shares you send and I'll confirm receipt. At the end of phase 2 I'll sell the plex and split the profits with whoever let me borrow their shares. I'll also return your shares at that time. No idea if we'll win or not, but it might add one more payment to what you've already recieved. If we don't win anything, I'll still return the shares as I already have some to keep as a reminder.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:40:00 -
[339]
Poll Ended :
Should I give Chribba a free share just because he's awesome ?
Sure! 74.4744744745 % (49.6/66.6)
No ! 19.96996997 % (13.3/66.6)
Enter the text for option 3 here 5.55555555556 % (3.7/66.6)
As you read, I gave it to him early, he returned it, and I think I understand his reasons. But there's the poll results so moving on...
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Anon Ciao
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Posted - 2011.01.21 16:52:00 -
[340]
Selling my 10 shares for 5 million each. send message in game
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.01.21 17:00:00 -
[341]
Confirming 200% return on my investment. I've been fake scammed, or fammed as I like to call it :P
5 shares for sale at the original price (Yes, I am not greedy). I will be home in 6.5 hours...but since I can now recreate my avatar, probably 8 hours till I will be logged in :P
First evemail gets dibs. Don't expect a response if you're not the first one, but I will try. Money first, then shares. Thems the rules. Good luck!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 17:39:00 -
[342]
I am finding out a good number of share holders aren't even keeping up with this thread - at all.
4 people have sent me isk since I sold out of shares and started Phase 2, with no clue what's going on.
I returned all isk (minus CSPA charges) and pointed them to the MACSI channel and this thread, and even started a Poll to get the word out.
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Ruareve
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Posted - 2011.01.21 18:25:00 -
[343]
Don't buy from monkfish1234... he doesn't sell you anything in the end.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 18:34:00 -
[344]
Another poll ends!
"Do you really believe I'm about to double your investment?"
Yes 43.2558139535 % (27.9/64.5)
No 45.5813953488 % (29.4/64.5)
I didn't read the thread honestly. 11.1627906977 % (7.2/64.5)
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 20:01:00 -
[345]
3 Bil loss, I was kind of hoping you'd make a profit from this. Not really scam wise, but just good business wise.
You sir, are now superbly awesome, Mr. Mas Cream.
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fin1712
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Posted - 2011.01.21 20:08:00 -
[346]
Yay! Haven't been on yet, but this could have seriously defrayed some recent, erm purchases I have made :) Only invested 5mil, but EVEmon says that somehow I did get a little bit back :)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 20:13:00 -
[347]
Originally by: RiskyFrisky
3 Bil loss, I was kind of hoping you'd make a profit from this. Not really scam wise, but just good business wise.
You sir, are now superbly awesome, Mr. Mas Cream.
What kind of math are you on?
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Chai Bora
Tea Empire and Biggotry LLC
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Posted - 2011.01.21 21:42:00 -
[348]
Originally by: Mas Cream
What kind of math are you on?
...must be the good kind! I wonder if he's sharing?
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 22:33:00 -
[349]
Edited by: RiskyFrisky on 21/01/2011 22:33:40
The kind that makes no sense.
Will there be more dividend payouts this phase?
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Anachronic
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Posted - 2011.01.21 22:38:00 -
[350]
Originally by: RiskyFrisky
Edited by: RiskyFrisky on 21/01/2011 22:33:40
The kind that makes no sense.
Will there be more dividend payouts this phase?
11.9 bil in dividends after 5 bil intake wasn't enough?
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Fangorn Starchaser
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.21 22:50:00 -
[351]
Selling 10 shares, best offer will be contacted and isk sent before receiving shares.
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 22:51:00 -
[352]
Originally by: Anachronic
Originally by: RiskyFrisky
Edited by: RiskyFrisky on 21/01/2011 22:33:40
The kind that makes no sense.
Will there be more dividend payouts this phase?
11.9 bil in dividends after 5 bil intake wasn't enough?
I'm just wondering, I'm quite happy with what I've received.
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Keiko Suzume
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Posted - 2011.01.22 00:36:00 -
[353]
This was the first time what I have ever bought shares on EvE Online, I spend 25 million and get 50 million back I am a very happy capsuleer today, I thank the OP and his generous scheme for introducing me to the fast paced world of buying shares and then receiving ISK in increments of a period of time. The only way forward from here is up!
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The Ordeal
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Posted - 2011.01.22 01:15:00 -
[354]
Originally by: Keiko Suzume
I thank the OP and his generous scheme for introducing me to the fast paced world of buying shares and then receiving ISK in increments of a period of time. The only way forward from here is up!
*sniffle* They come in so innocent
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.01.22 01:55:00 -
[355]
Remember, he still holds a shedload of shares .. he could very well be the nameless guy getting in touch with you to sell shares, at inflated price .. so that at the end of all this 40 people have 100 shares each not realising they don't hold the only ones, nobody gets a plex, and he sold those 4000 shares for 15, 20mill a go each =) that would dwarf the 6billion he gave out before ..
This could still very well be a rep-grind scam, and not necessarily an eccentric billionaire giving out isk! lol Nicely played if it is, Mas Cream, though you were a bit 'try hard/desperate' constantly pushing this in threads/channels :P At least if this is the route you take it is quite a clever scam, not seen it before etc.
And if it truly does turn out ok in the end, then it's just weird tbh.
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Mister Crispy
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Posted - 2011.01.22 02:20:00 -
[356]
I'm confirming that this was a scam of a scam, meaning it's legit. I'm selling my one share. Contact me by EVE-Mail if interested.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.22 03:32:00 -
[357]
Originally by: Caldariftw123
Remember, he still holds a shedload of shares .. he could very well be the nameless guy getting in touch with you to sell shares, at inflated price
True. Anybody out there who wants to sell me his shares? Ha, ha!
Convo/evemail me in game! :)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 04:33:00 -
[358]
Originally by: Keiko Suzume
This was the first time what I have ever bought shares on EvE Online, I spend 25 million and get 50 million back I am a very happy capsuleer today, I thank the OP and his generous scheme for introducing me to the fast paced world of buying shares and then receiving ISK in increments of a period of time. The only way forward from here is up!
Seriously.
You got lucky. Run away NOW and keep whatever profits you made.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 04:36:00 -
[359]
Originally by: Caldariftw123
Remember, he still holds a shedload of shares .. he could very well be the nameless guy getting in touch with you to sell shares, at inflated price .. so that at the end of all this 40 people have 100 shares each not realising they don't hold the only ones, nobody gets a plex, and he sold those 4000 shares for 15, 20mill a go each =) that would dwarf the 6billion he gave out before ..
This could still very well be a rep-grind scam, and not necessarily an eccentric billionaire giving out isk! lol Nicely played if it is, Mas Cream, though you were a bit 'try hard/desperate' constantly pushing this in threads/channels :P At least if this is the route you take it is quite a clever scam, not seen it before etc.
And if it truly does turn out ok in the end, then it's just weird tbh.
I do get a kick reading all these conspiracy theories.
Keep them coming!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 05:00:00 -
[360]
Poll Results for Phase 2 AND CREATE 1000 Shares
First - don't panic. The 1,000 Share Poll was made over a week ago when I owned 504 shares. It was nothing short of a scare tactic, which nobody really cared about. Even MORE surprising, with my 504 shares vs. 496 you guys owned, I'd expect 51/49 5 results. I mean, I titled it "D IS FOR DILUTION!". Creating 1000 shares supported the Ponzi scheme accusation.
Nevertheless, quite a few people voted yes.
ANYWAY
71% of the shareholders voted ONE WEEK FOR PHASE TWO!
1-21-2011 at 00:43 is when I started the poll, which was the official start of Phase 2.
Someone better own more than 150 Shares at 1-28-2011 at 00:42
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 05:09:00 -
[361]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 22/01/2011 05:14:33
Let's make it even more silly.
OK
So now it's not just 3 PLEX for 150 shares. 150 shares times 100,000 also pays on the very last day 15,000,000 Million isk.
That doesn't count the days leading up to it.
Did I just see the value of shares go up a tiny bit ?
Or could Dilution still happen ?
OMGOOSES!
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Fangorn Starchaser
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.22 10:18:00 -
[362]
Still selling 10 shares, best offer gets em.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.01.22 13:20:00 -
[363]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Caldariftw123
Remember, he still holds a shedload of shares .. he could very well be the nameless guy getting in touch with you to sell shares, at inflated price .. so that at the end of all this 40 people have 100 shares each not realising they don't hold the only ones, nobody gets a plex, and he sold those 4000 shares for 15, 20mill a go each =) that would dwarf the 6billion he gave out before ..
This could still very well be a rep-grind scam, and not necessarily an eccentric billionaire giving out isk! lol Nicely played if it is, Mas Cream, though you were a bit 'try hard/desperate' constantly pushing this in threads/channels :P At least if this is the route you take it is quite a clever scam, not seen it before etc.
And if it truly does turn out ok in the end, then it's just weird tbh.
I do get a kick reading all these conspiracy theories.
Keep them coming!
Hey, if you are legitimately some crazy guy just giving away isk then that's fine, it makes this whole thing amusing and .. crazy. But come on it's EVE, it's infinitely more likely you are doing a variation (though a clever one) of the "I'm leaving EVE and will double your isk" jita local spam. I'm sure everyone's having fun either way though, whatever option you take (clever/nutter) ;)
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.22 13:59:00 -
[364]
Edited by: Lederstrumpf on 22/01/2011 13:58:58
Originally by: Mas Cream
15,000,000 Million isk
^ That's 15 * 10^6 * 10^6 ISK, right? >:-)
An no shareholder list for today yet?
Sheesh! I smell scam! Who wants to buy some shares?
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Flash Granola
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.01.22 15:20:00 -
[365]
Posting to express my regrets for investing late. I've only gotten a return of 125 million on my 50 million investment, and I could have had 150 million now. :(
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 16:24:00 -
[366]
Originally by: Lederstrumpf
Edited by: Lederstrumpf on 22/01/2011 16:08:49
Originally by: Mas Cream
15,000,000 Million isk
^ That's 15 * 10^6 * 10^6 ISK, right? >:-)
And no shareholder list for today yet?
Sheesh! I smell scam! Who wants to buy some shares?
I can't remember the last time I slept this late. Oh I feel great!
Patching client and loading it all up :P
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 16:37:00 -
[367]
Current list of shareholders as of 16:35 Jan 22
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RiskyFrisky
Under the Table Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 18:29:00 -
[368]
WTS my 10 shares.
Contact in game.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.22 20:15:00 -
[369]
Oh, I lost the second place! WTS 10 shares. Evemail me (afk atm).
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Vezencia
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Posted - 2011.01.23 01:06:00 -
[370]
Still have 100 shares for sale. Jus' sayin.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.23 15:08:00 -
[371]
Down to 1 share! Thanks for honest trades along the way and good luck going for PLEX (or scam)! :-)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.23 16:27:00 -
[372]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 23/01/2011 16:31:50
I crawled out of bed late this morning, got to brushing my teeth while cropping the picture to upload, and had a most unpleasent nasal snort.
Mas Cream > http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/MACSI-ShareholdersDay3.jpg
Lederstrumpf > Titans For You share sent
Lederstrumpf > egola: thx for trade
egola > how are you fourth?!
Mas Cream > whoah
Mas Cream > how am I
egola > wow people are screwing up competition by giving you shars
Mas Cream > i didnt even notice till you pointed it out
Mas Cream > yup. I'm not buying them
egola > i know you're not lol
egola > people are probably giving it to you for ****s n giggles
Mas Cream > Im the only one allowed to have ****s and giggles here
Lederstrumpf > haha
Lederstrumpf > So wher am I ... hmm..
egola > too bad we already got ours, GIVE ME YOUR SHARES IF YOU WANT ****S N GIGGLES!
Lederstrumpf > # 22 ! :)
So, as it seems someone has sent me shares, and placed me in forth place. I did not expect this twist and it seems someone's trying to be silly, and here I thought I was the only eccentric one being silly.
That's not the only silly surprise this morning.
The Shareholders have spoken - there will not be any more free isk!
I didn't expect that either.
And in the middle of this post, I did discover who sent me the shares!
Twas Oni Spook !, and I checked, they were never a shareholder! Obvious alt of a shareholder having laughs.
And I didn't save the uncropped shareholders list for past few days.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.23 17:10:00 -
[373]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Obvious alt of a shareholder having laughs.
C'mon, it's a bit early to take shares from your own alts, don't you think? :-)
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Honey Lovetrap
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Posted - 2011.01.24 00:19:00 -
[374]
Selling 1 (one) share.
It have collectors value, and emotional value, and some real value.
But everything that I sell is cheap.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.24 04:14:00 -
[375]
Originally by: Honey Lovetrap
Selling 1 (one) share.
It have collectors value, and emotional value, and some real value.
But everything that I sell is cheap.
Why hallow thar.
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Gardah23
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Posted - 2011.01.24 06:40:00 -
[376]
I'd like to share with you all the thing that originally got my interest in this little project.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CgT4N0zU1M&feature=player_embedded
Were it not for me checking Jita local on a whim I would never have know about this fantastic thing, also i wouldn't know about this backwards scam.
Only problem is that i missed out on this project because I never re checked the thread and had no idea how long it was going to last :( Nevertheless I will always have fond memories of this project and Mas Cream merely because he introduced me to a parrot dancing to dubstep.
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.01.24 07:01:00 -
[377]
what
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Princess Saerah
Amarr
Phoenix Acquisitions
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Posted - 2011.01.24 14:10:00 -
[378]
Originally by: Gardah23
I'd like to share with you all the thing that originally got my interest in this little project.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CgT4N0zU1M&feature=player_embedded
Were it not for me checking Jita local on a whim I would never have know about this fantastic thing, also i wouldn't know about this backwards scam.
Only problem is that i missed out on this project because I never re checked the thread and had no idea how long it was going to last :( Nevertheless I will always have fond memories of this project and Mas Cream merely because he introduced me to a parrot dancing to dubstep.
Thank you for this... LoL
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.24 14:17:00 -
[379]
Originally by: Princess Saerah
Thank you for this... LoL
Wrong alt, dude! :-)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.24 14:25:00 -
[380]
Nothing seems to have changed much over the past 24 hours
Day 4 of Shareholders, from highest number of shares to lowest
no more silly surprises this morning that I can see.
Perhaps our top shareholders are waiting to the last minute to shuffle to first place for that PLEX?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.24 14:30:00 -
[381]
Originally by: Gardah23
I'd like to share with you all the thing that originally got my interest in this little project.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CgT4N0zU1M&feature=player_embedded
Were it not for me checking Jita local on a whim I would never have know about this fantastic thing, also i wouldn't know about this backwards scam.
Only problem is that i missed out on this project because I never re checked the thread and had no idea how long it was going to last :( Nevertheless I will always have fond memories of this project and Mas Cream merely because he introduced me to a parrot dancing to dubstep.
Dubstep Dancing bird, best bird. Shame you didn't keep up sooner!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.25 14:55:00 -
[382]
Day 5 and I see no changes from day 4
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/MACSI-day4shareholders.jpg
I admit I expected more sizzle but then again I have ADD and want this to be over already.
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Liberty Eternal
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Posted - 2011.01.25 15:28:00 -
[383]
Triple-posting now? Really?
Isn't it time this spam-thread got locked or at least moved to crime and punishment where it belongs.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.25 16:03:00 -
[384]
Explain to me why it belongs there?
This was no scam, I paid out 100% and more to shareholders in less than 4 weeks. Same can't be said for other threads on this forum that turned out to be scams!
I'm also in the process of giving away 6 PLEX, and updating shareholders who holds the most shares.
The only reason you have to troll is you didn't buy shares and didn't get free money I suppose!
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Liberty Eternal
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Posted - 2011.01.25 16:09:00 -
[385]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Explain to me why it belongs there?
This was no scam, I paid out 100% and more to shareholders in less than 4 weeks. Same can't be said for other threads on this forum that turned out to be scams!
I'm also in the process of giving away 6 PLEX, and updating shareholders who holds the most shares.
The only reason you have to troll is you didn't buy shares and didn't get free money I suppose!
Giving isk away for free is not a business model. You've bumped this thread again and again and it's serving no useful function for market discussion.
As you paid out money rather than scamming, perhaps it should be moved to General Discussions instead. I'm sure your readers have derived great entertainment value but without a business model this doesn't need to be in MD.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.25 16:14:00 -
[386]
Actually I have a business model, but it's top secret. And it looks nice to see a non-scam on this forum don't it ?
I've already made 9 billion since I started this thread, which if I wasn't already ADDd I'd do MACSI II for 10 billion!
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Hockston Axe
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.25 16:50:00 -
[387]
Originally by: Liberty Eternal
Stuff
This thread belongs here as much as any of the many bond/IPO threads here which donÆt exactly contribute to the discussion of the market either. ThereÆs no other home for them, just like all the endless lotteries and services clogging up the sell orders forum. DonÆt even get me started on the nearly useless price check forum with most of its posts either ignored or spammed with low-ball buy offers.
At least Mas has done what he said heÆd do.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.25 16:51:00 -
[388]
Originally by: Hockston Axe
Originally by: Liberty Eternal
Stuff
This thread belongs here as much as any of the many bond/IPO threads here which donÆt exactly contribute to the discussion of the market either. ThereÆs no other home for them, just like all the endless lotteries and services clogging up the sell orders forum. DonÆt even get me started on the nearly useless price check forum with most of its posts either ignored or spammed with low-ball buy offers.
At least Mas has done what he said heÆd do.
Thanks!
Doing what I said I'll do is the least I could do.
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.01.25 17:19:00 -
[389]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Hockston Axe
Originally by: Liberty Eternal
Stuff
This thread belongs here as much as any of the many bond/IPO threads here which donÆt exactly contribute to the discussion of the market either. ThereÆs no other home for them, just like all the endless lotteries and services clogging up the sell orders forum. DonÆt even get me started on the nearly useless price check forum with most of its posts either ignored or spammed with low-ball buy offers.
At least Mas has done what he said heÆd do.
Thanks!
Doing what I said I'll do is the least I could do.
Wrong. We've see what the least one can do is, and it sucks for the investor ;)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.25 17:35:00 -
[390]
I'm the school of thought doing nothing is not doing something. But I guess ok I did what I said I would have done ><
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Concordia discors
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Posted - 2011.01.25 17:47:00 -
[391]
Selling my shares, mail me.
/always offline-char
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 14:26:00 -
[392]
THIS IS DAY 6 !
it ends Tomorrow much to the delight of everyone sick and tired of this profitable venture!
List of Shareholders
Tomorrows picture will be the last one, and you'll only have several hours left after that.
Someone better own more than 150 Shares at 1-28-2011 at 00:42
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The Marketer
Secure IT
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Posted - 2011.01.27 03:06:00 -
[393]
I have 20 shares for sell. Mail me in game if interested.
Thks
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Xyfu
Minmatar
Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.01.27 03:45:00 -
[394]
Hey look, I'm reet near the top, that's pretty cool.
If anyone wants my shares, I'll trade them for a Loki hull. Convo me or send me a mail ingame for offers.
_____
^
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Juniper Holdings
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Posted - 2011.01.27 13:14:00 -
[395]
This was funny first but now it's just ****ing boring. Scam them already or when you do finally do so it will be so boring it ah screw it... falling... asleep... novelty worn off.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.27 14:15:00 -
[396]
Originally by: Juniper Holdings
This was funny first but now it's just ****ing boring. Scam them already or when you do finally do so it will be so boring it ah screw it... falling... asleep... novelty worn off.
Oh I agree. I'm so happy the shareholders didn't vote for 2 weeks. I should have put 3 day option in the poll.
I would like to have ended this sooner but then I would be attacked for NOT going the full week. So damned by my own honesty you know ? Live and learn, short attention spans must be catered to as that's what I have. Didn't help incursions started either I suppose.
Anyway, we're in the home stretch.
Here's the last list of shareholders.
This ends at 1-28-2011 at 00:42
That's in less than 10 hours.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.27 19:19:00 -
[397]
WTS 7 shares.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.27 21:06:00 -
[398]
THREE (3) Hours left folks and this monstrosity is finally over and we can all go back to doing whatever the heck we were doing.
If you are sick of reading this then I just stole a few seconds of your life. Ha. Ha. Ha. sucks to be you.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:07:00 -
[399]
I will confirm that Darth Aethrian has broke the 150 mark. I will be giving out 6 PLEX tonight.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:14:00 -
[400]
Edited by: Mas Cream on 27/01/2011 22:16:08
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/MACSI-1000shares.jpg
For the LUL's!
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Darth Aethrian
Pacific Dawn
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:23:00 -
[401]
FFFUUUUUU I WAS IN FIRST PLACE YOU SCAMMED ME, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU SCAMMER!
lulz
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:24:00 -
[402]
How much isk did you spend going from 10 to 150+ shares ?
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Euphoriiia
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:24:00 -
[403]
As a esteemed shareholder(1 share), i have to say
LOL
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Eckstacy
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:25:00 -
[404]
Selling shares for 10m (10 of) for next 20 minutes convo in game.
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Chai Bora
Tea Empire and Biggotry LLC
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:25:00 -
[405]
Originally by: Darth Aethrian
FFFUUUUUU I WAS IN FIRST PLACE YOU SCAMMED ME, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU SCAMMER!
You seriously didn't expect him to just give away 6 PLEXes did you? He probably just wanted to see who'd spend more money than they made from the dividends on a fake prize.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.27 22:26:00 -
[406]
Originally by: Mas Cream
How much isk did you spend going from 10 to 150+ shares ?
3m each was last price. Sold a handful to him some minutes ago.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.27 23:01:00 -
[407]
Originally by: Mas Cream
I will confirm that Darth Aethrian has broke the 150 mark. I will be giving out 6 PLEX tonight.
You are giving out additional intel about who is holding what. People now do know about Darth's number of shares and can beat him! This is scam!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:10:00 -
[408]
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/macsi-itsoverfinally.jpg
Contracts going up soon.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:17:00 -
[409]
I totally made an honest mistake.
Ingame, the channel says :
but top of forum is :
Fake-Scam : PHASE TWO ACTIVE - ENDS 1-28-2011 at 00:42
I kept thining 00:04 now and honestly don't know where I got my numbers mixed up in my head or along the way
How embarrassing.
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:21:00 -
[410]
I demand 1 plex as compensation for this blunder. Just what kind of fake scam are you running here?
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:22:00 -
[411]
Originally by: Cheque Please
I demand 1 plex as compensation for this blunder. Just what kind of fake scam are you running here?
You're not a shareholder! NO VOICE FOR YOUS
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:25:00 -
[412]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Cheque Please
I demand 1 plex as compensation for this blunder. Just what kind of fake scam are you running here?
You're not a shareholder! NO VOICE FOR YOUS
I was about to buy up 200 shares thinking I had a good 40 minutes left on the clock
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Remigius Varagine
Gallente
Vengeance of the Fallen
Syndicate.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:25:00 -
[413]
But I am, so give here!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:26:00 -
[414]
MACSI is the only one with 200 shares to sell
And still got time. I have to let it go to the time I stated in topic and channel
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Remigius Varagine
Gallente
Vengeance of the Fallen
Syndicate.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:30:00 -
[415]
What do you mean by 200? you just created 1000.
And I am satisfied with another 6 shares (50% of what i have now) as compensation for the **** up :)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:34:00 -
[416]
I'll send them to you in an hour or so!
Shares for everyone in an hour or so!
Then make sure you vote on the creation of 10 Million new shares.
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Darth Aethrian
Pacific Dawn
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:34:00 -
[417]
Edited by: Darth Aethrian on 28/01/2011 00:34:36
Actually, he's gonna create another 10 million shares, you didn't know? The vote is up for it. :D
EDIT: GAH, MAS BEAT ME TO IT.
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Johnnydee Bigfourte
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:35:00 -
[418]
40 shares for sale! 150m !
Be quick and secure yourself a front row seat!
Join MACSI channel or convo!
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Remigius Varagine
Gallente
Vengeance of the Fallen
Syndicate.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:35:00 -
[419]
I know, I voted yes, just for the luls
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:45:00 -
[420]
Well... I decided to donate my shares to Chribba.
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Remigius Varagine
Gallente
Vengeance of the Fallen
Syndicate.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:49:00 -
[421]
Well, I hope there is some entertaining finish to this. I am staying up late to see it (don't disappoint me pls :)
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:56:00 -
[422]
Originally by: Remigius Varagine
Well, I hope there is some entertaining finish to this. I am staying up late to see it (don't disappoint me pls :)
You won't try to scam Chribba in this game, would you? :-)
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Remigius Varagine
Gallente
Vengeance of the Fallen
Syndicate.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:57:00 -
[423]
Originally by: Lederstrumpf
Originally by: Remigius Varagine
Well, I hope there is some entertaining finish to this. I am staying up late to see it (don't disappoint me pls :)
You won't try to scam Chribba in this game, would you? :-)
LOL
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:01:00 -
[424]
What a twist at the end.
Third Place at the very last minute gave all his shares to Chribba. I know Chribba is probably sick of me by now and yet I gotta talk to him again after I told myself leave the good man alone.
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/MACSI-itsoverFORREALNOW.jpg
OK First Place
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/MACSI-DarthAethrian2.jpg
Shows he has accepted the 3 PLEX
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MasCream/MACSI-Vezencia.jpg
Second Place winner isn't online. But he's got 3 days.
Chribba's will be up in 15 minutes. I need to train Social and Contracting so I can have more than 1 Contract.
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Darth Aethrian
Pacific Dawn
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:03:00 -
[425]
Confirming that I won, and I got my PLEXes. :D
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6320/contract1.png
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:10:00 -
[426]
Edited by: Cheque Please on 28/01/2011 01:12:43
Chribba called and said he'd let me have his share of the prize.
ps: did you actually make money out of this, or did you fund most of it on your own pock... err, wallet?
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RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:15:00 -
[427]
Both.
I initially just threw out my isk to those that trusted me because it amused me.
I made all the isk back already.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:23:00 -
[428]
OK both contracts up for 2nd and 3rd place.
Soon as they are claimed I'll be saying goodbye to this crazy thread.
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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:30:00 -
[429]
Originally by: Mas Cream
Soon as they are claimed I'll be saying goodbye to this crazy thread.
It was an honor to have you fake-scam me, Sir!
/me bows.
L.
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ZeroTransport
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Posted - 2011.01.28 03:00:00 -
[430]
anyone wanna buy some shares for sentimental value? :)
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Turzyx
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.28 09:22:00 -
[431]
Originally by: Darth Aethrian
Confirming that I won, and I got my PLEXes. :D
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6320/contract1.png
Congrats!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 14:08:00 -
[432]
Vezencia got his 2 PLEX.
Chribba declined the PLEX in this evemail
Here's the rejected Contract
After speakign with Lederstrumpf, the PLEX will go toward the next PLEX for Good program that we see from CCP. That's based on the assumption it will happen again, however if we don't see it Lederstrumpf can always contact me...er, somehow....oh I gotta think on that.
It's been fun being mysterious and unknown. The MACSI channel is hereby shut down and I'm offically saying "toodle loo"
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Matrim Barr
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Posted - 2011.01.28 14:14:00 -
[433]
Well, let me be the first to say that you've been a legend. Best wishes for the biomass pool
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.01.28 16:20:00 -
[434]
heh this was awesome! Was glad to be apart of it. Oh that darn Chribba! We'll make him accept a prize one of these days! :P
Are you going to be using the same name for your next scam scam?
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Vezencia
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Posted - 2011.01.28 18:41:00 -
[435]
Confirming I got my plex. w00t!
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Kei Darker
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Posted - 2011.02.08 15:42:00 -
[436]
MACSI is still allive...?
Just received random payouts totaling roughly 1% of value of shares owned.
interesting...
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monkfish1234
Caldari
Attempted Ninjury
0ccupational Hazzard
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Posted - 2011.02.08 19:21:00 -
[437]
I also received about 800k isk in the form of several dividend payments.
I am both confused and grateful.
best scam ever tbh
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.02.08 20:11:00 -
[438]
Inconceivable!
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RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Jita Tradedrone
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Posted - 2011.02.08 21:14:00 -
[439]
I never thought a scam could be this profitable.
Thank you Mas Cream
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.02.08 21:22:00 -
[440]
Glad I bought my one novelty share back :D
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.08 22:37:00 -
[441]
It's not a phase 3
But I got a silly idea today.
The Poll means nothing but does give some hint what I'm plotting.
Hopefuly everyone's got an open weekend.
Feel free to think out loud!
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Euphoriiia
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Posted - 2011.02.08 23:30:00 -
[442]
I happen to know what his next plan is! No i don't actually, but, i am so glad i got my 1 share back =D
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.09 00:31:00 -
[443]
MACSI Channel reopened. Password currently removed !
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Kei Darker
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Posted - 2011.02.09 03:07:00 -
[444]
Buying shares at 1 Mil.
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Flash Granola
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.02.09 13:43:00 -
[445]
Selling shares at 100 million each :P
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Gankapottamus
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Posted - 2011.02.11 04:56:00 -
[446]
Edited by: Gankapottamus on 11/02/2011 04:56:33
Got my Plex. Sold my plex (ty mas). Logged off for a while to attend to planet-side activities. Logged back in to see...
ISKIES IN MAH DIVIDENDZ?@!
Not enough scam in this scam! Looking forward to this weekend.
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Vezencia
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Posted - 2011.02.11 05:01:00 -
[447]
I hate it when I post as my alt.
V.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.28 23:00:00 -
[448]
Seems share are still in demand, folks are still sending me isk!
Shares have been sent.
And a payout of their isk has been given to all shareholders on record.
This is like the rash that wont' go away, and I got enough cream for any rash!
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