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Lederstrumpf
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Posted - 2011.01.08 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Mas Cream I desperately want to remain 1000% anonymous.
Rumpelstiltskin: Shall we play a game? David Lightman: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War? Rumpelstiltskin: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess? David Lightman: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

Minimum of 5m sent for a single share (just to keep you busy)...
P.S.: Watch your beard!
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Leofric Dastari
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Posted - 2011.01.08 08:32:00 -
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Confirming I did indeed receive the 10 shares.
I can't wait for this to unfold
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 17:10:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Lederstrumpf
Originally by: Mas Cream I desperately want to remain 1000% anonymous.
Rumpelstiltskin: Shall we play a game? David Lightman: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War? Rumpelstiltskin: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess? David Lightman: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

Minimum of 5m sent for a single share (just to keep you busy)...
P.S.: Watch your beard!
And 1 Share sent!
Hurry folks, only 936 shares left!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 17:31:00 -
[34]
I've already started trying to make some money with 320 Million isk.
There's a few very profitable avenues out there to choose from.
It seems there is a tradition that when you quit Eve, you go to Jita and ask people for isk and give them double, triple, or even decuple your isk back ! Now that is a crazy return on an investment!
Some people feel very lonely and social and crave interaction and/or contact that they ask you to simply open a trade window and they'll give you a Caldari Navy Raven for what seems to be a price lower than any contract you'll find in the entire region! Pick up a few of those Ravens and throw them right back on the market for the antisocial ship buyers, and profit!
I've also seen some great lotteries in Jita, where you hand over a reasonable amount of isk for something mysterious in a container. Well, I'm sorry but I wish to remain more mysterious than them so I will shy away from that alluring but highly promising lottery just to get more chicks.
We'll see how things play out over the weekend and if I make some isk, and I'll let you know.
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Saidin Thor
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Posted - 2011.01.08 18:05:00 -
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This is so full of win, also investing since you made me laugh quite hard IRL.
50M sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: Saidin Thor This is so full of win, also investing since you made me laugh quite hard IRL.
50M sent.
10 Shares sent to you good man!
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Jenagran
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Posted - 2011.01.08 21:12:00 -
[37]
5 shares please.
My token investment because the write-up was worth the read and I laughed. Funny thing is, I will probably end up laughing harder if I actually ever see a dividend or the iskies get returned.
ISK sent in a moment  |

Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.08 21:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jenagran 5 shares please.
My token investment because the write-up was worth the read and I laughed. Funny thing is, I will probably end up laughing harder if I actually ever see a dividend or the iskies get returned.
ISK sent in a moment 
5 shares sent! Keep your eyes on that wallet!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.09 02:24:00 -
[39]
920 Shares left everyone!
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Bababoee
Amarr Contractual Obligations DRACONIAN COVENANT
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Posted - 2011.01.10 01:35:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Bababoee on 10/01/2011 01:44:54 6 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Bababoee 3 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
I don't know if you changed your mind or you were trying to double down even though this is not BlackJack, but I have sent you 6 shares for the 30 million isk you sent.
I also regret to inform the share holders I have a net loss so far of 3,972 Isk.
A certain shareholder that will remain nameless of needs to remove his CSPA Charge when wanting a reply via Eve-Mail.
Oh who am I kidding.
Mister Crispy, a current shareholder, has put us in the hole for 3,972.
Please chastise him all you want. Keep in mind it will cost you 1,986 isk each time.
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ungodlyzen
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Posted - 2011.01.10 01:57:00 -
[42]
I would Like 10 Shares please!!! isk is sent.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 02:10:00 -
[43]
Originally by: ungodlyzen I would Like 10 Shares please!!! isk is sent.
And you have them! Soon you to will be having a money bath!
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Drunken Idiot
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Posted - 2011.01.10 02:43:00 -
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An excellent proposal, good sir.
As a gesture to all MD readers to show your trustworthy status, I ask that you send me 10 shares at 5.00 ISK a piece. Provided you do so, I will send you 100,000,000,000,000% of 5.00 ISK back to you!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Drunken Idiot An excellent proposal, good sir.
As a gesture to all MD readers to show your trustworthy status, I ask that you send me 10 shares at 5.00 ISK a piece. Provided you do so, I will send you 100,000,000,000,000% of 5.00 ISK back to you!
I think you must be confused who's waving all the red flags here -- it's me! You're not allowed to have any red flags as I have cornered the market on them. Since your flag is more of a pink or purple hue, then I am unable to use any sort of judgment on your offer and must point you back to the original post, well, post #2, where I have my offer and not yours!
If you do send me 5 isk, I'll be sure to send it back as it will offset my wallet and screw up my immaculate bookkeeping.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 04:43:00 -
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Ok, for the record there's 880 Shares left!
600 Million isk out of 5 Billion !
Interesting to see how this week progresses !
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Sir Bonkers
Caldari Innovations and Research Telcondar Sean Intergalactic Fan Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.10 15:58:00 -
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5M ISK sent, 1 share received! Cannot wait to make my billions from this, seemingly solid IPO!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.10 21:15:00 -
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I can't wait either!
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Bababoee
Amarr Contractual Obligations DRACONIAN COVENANT
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Posted - 2011.01.11 07:36:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Bababoee on 11/01/2011 07:36:11
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Bababoee 3 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
I don't know if you changed your mind or you were trying to double down even though this is not BlackJack, but I have sent you 6 shares for the 30 million isk you sent.
I also regret to inform the share holders I have a net loss so far of 3,972 Isk.
A certain shareholder that will remain nameless of needs to remove his CSPA Charge when wanting a reply via Eve-Mail.
Oh who am I kidding.
Mister Crispy, a current shareholder, has put us in the hole for 3,972.
Please chastise him all you want. Keep in mind it will cost you 1,986 isk each time.
I hit the 3 instead of the 6 on my numpad and didn't proofread my post. Thankyou for following the money and not the post.
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Darth Aethrian
Pacific Dawn Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:07:00 -
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For making such a joyous post about your scamming adventures, I do believe that I will need to obtain ten (10) shares, in order to celebrate this momentous occasion. In the epically unlikely event that this is indeed not a scam, I shall tip my hat to you and eat a crumpet.
ISK has been dispatched via horse courier to a location undisclosed to the general public. A map leading to said location has been hidden in a conch shell inside your living room.
Salutations!
(tl;dr : 10 shares please.)
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:01:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Bababoee Edited by: Bababoee on 11/01/2011 07:36:11
Originally by: Mas Cream
Originally by: Bababoee 3 shares please. A nice even number. Isk sent.
I don't know if you changed your mind or you were trying to double down even though this is not BlackJack, but I have sent you 6 shares for the 30 million isk you sent.
I also regret to inform the share holders I have a net loss so far of 3,972 Isk.
A certain shareholder that will remain nameless of needs to remove his CSPA Charge when wanting a reply via Eve-Mail.
Oh who am I kidding.
Mister Crispy, a current shareholder, has put us in the hole for 3,972.
Please chastise him all you want. Keep in mind it will cost you 1,986 isk each time.
I hit the 3 instead of the 6 on my numpad and didn't proofread my post. Thankyou for following the money and not the post.
It was my pleasure to take advantage of the mistake to portray some hint of honesty and integrity by delivering the completely valueless shares deserved to you.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Aethrian For making such a joyous post about your scamming adventures, I do believe that I will need to obtain ten (10) shares, in order to celebrate this momentous occasion. In the epically unlikely event that this is indeed not a scam, I shall tip my hat to you and eat a crumpet.
ISK has been dispatched via horse courier to a location undisclosed to the general public. A map leading to said location has been hidden in a conch shell inside your living room.
Salutations!
(tl;dr : 10 shares please.)
One Conch shell down, one to go. Soon I'll have fabulous earmuffs!
And 10 shares have been delivered to your wallet while you were sleeping.
I also fondled you.
A++++ Would fondle again.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 16:29:00 -
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Not 1 (won), but two (too), polls have been presented to the share holders.
THEY ARE TOP SECRET.
If you want to be part of the top secret agenda you must buy shares.
Only 860 tickets to the cool club are available.
Shareholders : If you don't know how to vote please vote "NO" to Poll #2.
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Hammer Lu
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Posted - 2011.01.11 16:40:00 -
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all right, you definatly have entertainment value and I'm a sucker for suprises -- even if it's a bad one
I'll invest in 10 shares, sending now
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Hammer Lu all right, you definatly have entertainment value and I'm a sucker for suprises -- even if it's a bad one
I'll invest in 10 shares, sending now
10 Shares sent...sucker.
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Yazzinra
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Posted - 2011.01.11 21:08:00 -
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As my first investment of my short eve career, i would like 2 shares of this obviously legit opportunity.
o7 Sir
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 21:47:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 11/01/2011 21:50:07
Originally by: Yazzinra As my first investment of my short eve career, i would like 2 shares of this obviously legit opportunity.
o7 Sir
It's such an obvious scam, it should be against the EULA.
Shares have been sent!
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Morgane Kaeren
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:13:00 -
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5 shares for making me laugh :D
And I hope I'll laugh even harder when I see dividents coming :p
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Morgane Kaeren 5 shares for making me laugh :D
And I hope I'll laugh even harder when I see dividents coming :p
I don't know what is more troubling.
You buying shares in an obvious scam IPO.
Or you justifying me spamming Jita local!
Anyhow, 5 shares have been sent!
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Anachronic
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:24:00 -
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I'll take 1 share...why?...for the lulz, I'll send you isk when I get home ---------------------------- Outta my way... |
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