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Darius III
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Posted - 2011.01.20 13:08:00 -
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I can't believe it. Even now, three days later, it seems so surreal. I mean, I have seen some weird things, but nothing compared to what I saw last weekend.
I was sitting on the Urlen gate in Perimeter just checking out peoples cargo and fittings. Along comes this Iteron FILLED TO THE RIM with JUICY FACTION MODS. I see he is 13 Km from the gate, I assume ready to warp off. This is good for me and my associates, as we are ready at a moments notice to drop a 50 K alpha-strike on the unwary. And this guy seems just ready to be ganked. MMMMMMm I love the smell of freshly killed Iteron in the morning-smells like Victory!
But wait-there is a hauler warping from 200 KM out and landing on him... NOOO SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO GANK HIM NNOOOOOOOOOO!! Curiously, nothing happens. About that time I realize THIS FOOL IS ON AUTOPILOT! Now all the gankers are bumping him farther and farther from the gate. My voice cracking with excitement on comms "If you douche-bag losers dont get here now we are DONE FOREVER WTF WHERE ARE YOU?"
"Easy man, we landing on your gate now" I seldom call names but the excitement of a 3,5 Bn isk gank always gets to me if we have to chase the target. Ahh here they are: Three insta-Pop 1400MM arty fit BS. "Who we shooting?" I didnt realize I didnt even call the targets name amid the confused excitement of the gank. I call the target, and order HOLD till hauler is perfectly positioned. "OPEN FIRE!!!!" I gave the order and within .08 of a second he is dead.. MUHAHAHAH I open the wreck and drag and drop the contents into my cloaky hauler- Nice drop indeed.. AHHHHhhhh
*Item #897438973579543 Is not yours to take.
WHAT? WHAT THE... OMFG I HAVE BEEN COUNTER-SCOOPED. NOOOO OH MY... I CANT BELIEVE THIS "Sorry guys negative on the scoop...repeat... negative on the scoop... we were countered"
............................, ................. Quite a bit of time goes by before "Guys he got it Darius always trolls, you can tell because he isnt saying anything"
I sit stunned, ****ed off, mad at myself, mad at the world, just cant believe it happened. And then, a convo is opened with other ganker who was near the wreck:
"Top station" This ganker says to me. Now, I know him a little bit from sitting on same gates scanning, usually him outbound, me inbound. Not like we are friends or anything, but very casual acquaintances. I just assume he is trolling me like I would troll others: Offer them thier stuff back at a station, and close the trade with a "You REALLY didnt think I was going to hand over the goods-right? HAR HAR HAR
So As I dock I say nothing on comms, nothing in the chat. the shooters are on comms with WTF Darius you trolling or not? "Check the loot history" I say, dismayed. And tehn I am blackscreened as docking commences.
The instant the station lights flood my view, a trade window appears-full of faction loot from the gank-drop. I hit accept, knowing full well that the trade will soon be closed, I will end up trolled. I am dismayed that I lost the scoop, and now will be subjected to the same ridiculous trolling that I subject others to. Oh Man, sucks.
And then the check mark appears and the trade is completed. What? I look in my hangar at the bottom: sure as hell- "GUYS GUYS GUYS I GOT THE LOOT" on comms... "Now he is REALLY trolling hard" comes back the response on comms.
Then the convo with the counter-scooper kicks up flashing: Nice drop you got there... I say back seriously "I LOVE YOU MAN THANKS FOR THE LOOTS! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!" He replies "We both work the same job, it was your kill only fair you get the loot"
I was and still am stunned by the turn of events related to this gank. I would thank the player by name-but maybe he doesn't want his name mentioned. Unbelieveable.
Also: when server restarts I am going to post some quite delicious messages we trolled the victim with =D
TL:DR Guy gave us our gank drop after counter-scooping us
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Borsek's Clone
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Posted - 2011.01.20 15:00:00 -
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Heh, almost makes me wanna go and suicide some stuff... Good read and... FIRST!
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives Beer and Smoke Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.20 15:17:00 -
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Never in the history of human endeavour has so much crap been written about a subject so boring, in a prose style so irritating.
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Gavjack Bunk
Gallente Dark Nexxus S I L E N T.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 16:00:00 -
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Edited by: Gavjack Bunk on 20/01/2011 16:00:19
Originally by: Bumblefck Never in the history of human endeavour has so much crap been written about a subject so boring, in a prose style so irritating.
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
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Darius III
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:03:00 -
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Placeholder 1 of 2
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Darius III
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Posted - 2011.01.20 22:06:00 -
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Placeholder 2/2 tears forthcoming
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Darius III
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Posted - 2011.01.21 01:49:00 -
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If anyone interested in trolling the guy-hit me up in game I will give name rank and serial number of the victim :D
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Meridith Akesia
Tempest Legion
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:59:00 -
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Obligitory Cool story bro
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Mamba Lev
Masturbating Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2011.01.21 11:54:00 -
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Threats over the internet lulz
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Scrutt5
Fatality.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 12:05:00 -
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Intresting, nice work and great to see an honorable trade back of your gank goods.
However, serious threats like this shouldnt be ignored, if he's in the military (or claims to be) he deserves to be banned in my opinion.
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Sanai Nobuseri
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Posted - 2011.01.21 12:17:00 -
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Honor amongst thieves and a sore looser to boot. +1d here for the entertaining read alone
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Meta Knite
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Posted - 2011.01.21 12:34:00 -
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Darius, you certainly know how to tell a story well! As for the second and third part... I wish people would start getting the point that it's ONLY a game :\
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:16:00 -
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Fascinating - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives Beer and Smoke Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.21 14:29:00 -
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Edited by: Bumblefck on 21/01/2011 14:28:59
Originally by: Gavjack Bunk Edited by: Gavjack Bunk on 20/01/2011 16:00:19
Originally by: Bumblefck Never in the history of human endeavour has so much crap been written about a subject so boring, in a prose style so irritating.
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
True, understatement's a billion times more effective than hyperbole.
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Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:23:00 -
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I'd actually state that there is more honor between fun loving pirate scum than between them greedy grinding carebears.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2011.01.21 22:42:00 -
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Originally by: Sutskop I'd actually state that there is more honor between fun loving pirate scum than between them greedy grinding carebears.
Yeah you'd say that, but there wouldn't actually be any proof to back that up. Oh, and also, who says that the carebears aren't having fun with their missions and whatnots, and - oh wait! - aren't the pirates (at least some of them) the ones grinding KMs?
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2011.01.21 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous
Originally by: Sutskop I'd actually state that there is more honor between fun loving pirate scum than between them greedy grinding carebears.
Yeah you'd say that, but there wouldn't actually be any proof to back that up. Oh, and also, who says that the carebears aren't having fun with their missions and whatnots, and - oh wait! - aren't the pirates (at least some of them) the ones grinding KMs?
Do we need proof or statistics? We scum have all heard the threats and condemnations of these supposedly peace-loving carebears, and witnessed their threats amount to nothing - we know what kind of people they really are.
I think we're fine being scum. The great thing about scum is it always floats to the top.
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Magnus Orin
Minmatar United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 00:46:00 -
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What I dont get is why did he scoop it if he was going to give it back.
he must have skimmed something off the top, did the loot correlate exactly to the mail?
I mean, hopefully he did. It's nice that he gave it back to you, but I would never begrudge him for taking a bit off the top. He did steal it from you fair and square. Sarcasm - Because i'm too far away to strangle you. |
TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.22 01:03:00 -
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Originally by: Darius III I can't believe it. Even now, three days later, it seems so surreal. I mean, I have seen some weird things, but nothing compared to what I saw last weekend.
coffee does that to me too try not drinking more than 1 pot in the morning
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Darius III
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Posted - 2011.01.22 04:46:00 -
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Originally by: Magnus Orin What I dont get is why did he scoop it if he was going to give it back.
he must have skimmed something off the top, did the loot correlate exactly to the mail?
I mean, hopefully he did. It's nice that he gave it back to you, but I would never begrudge him for taking a bit off the top. He did steal it from you fair and square.
He didnt take a thing. Not eben the Gistum shield booster. We gave him 150 millions of isk even though he said no. Great guy
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Minmatar Capital Construction Research Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.22 07:35:00 -
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Nice to see some of this stuff ingame, but no need to write it up like this... I could barely understand what the hell was going on.
Gratz on the loot drop, gratz on the successful suicide gank. If you want to spread the love more though, consider copying what that guy did to you to others.
Now I'm going to go read something else in case my hangover gets worse.
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Haaranovor tenn
Amarr 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.01.22 07:38:00 -
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Edited by: Haaranovor tenn on 22/01/2011 07:37:54 Excuse my ignorance, but I'm a bit confused, what mechanic kept you from taking items from his wreck?
(Laugh all you want, I'm a pvp'er not a pirate.)
By the way, you're now blinking and breathing manually. <3 |
Triple Entendre
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Posted - 2011.01.22 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I think we're fine being scum. The great thing about scum is it always floats to the top.
I like that. It's quite poetic, really.
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TimMc
Brutal Deliverance Extreme Prejudice.
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Posted - 2011.01.22 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Haaranovor tenn Edited by: Haaranovor tenn on 22/01/2011 07:37:54 Excuse my ignorance, but I'm a bit confused, what mechanic kept you from taking items from his wreck?
(Laugh all you want, I'm a pvp'er not a pirate.)
Idiocy.
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Sunglasses At'Night
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Posted - 2011.01.23 11:34:00 -
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What is this I don't even |
Terra Mikael
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 03:20:00 -
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Originally by: Darius III So there i was, furiously beating my meat on gate when someone came and offered me a handjob...
Heres the tldr for you. Funny, its more interesting than the original. Signature removed for evading the profanity filter and trolling. Zymurgist |
I likegirls
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.01.24 03:42:00 -
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Noob. You mad?
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Terra Mikael
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2011.01.24 04:08:00 -
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Edited by: Terra Mikael on 24/01/2011 04:11:16
Originally by: I likegirls Noob. You mad?
Im yanking my chicken as i type with my balls in a vice grip while sitting bare-assed on broken glass with a clenched look on my face as im about to assplode, does that count? Signature removed for evading the profanity filter and trolling. Zymurgist |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.01.24 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu The great thing about scum is it always floats to the top.
- I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Haka Malik
Autistic Sharks
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Posted - 2011.01.24 21:43:00 -
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This thread gave me cancer.
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