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Damiez
Amarr
Ascendancy.
Atlas.
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:32:00 -
[361]
Damn, thought of the best joke ever but forgot it wilst logging in, damn you CCP...
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Trenden Atwater
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:41:00 -
[362]
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
Sparky
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Shot Megoin
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:43:00 -
[363]
I've got a plan that envolves kittens, vasaline and shock treatment! Come on man. Support the cause!
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Potrondal Morrison
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:47:00 -
[364]
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InternetSpaceship Priest
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:50:00 -
[365]
Noone wants your stuff anyway.
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Ospie
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:53:00 -
[366]
 Originally by: Potrondal Morrison
Edited by: Potrondal Morrison on 06/04/2011 14:24:26
Gold.
Also save the black ops!
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:56:00 -
[367]
Make you laugh? How about you make me laugh and then I'll decide if I want your stuffz Mr. Hemmo Paskiainen, if that is your real name, which it's not.
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:03:00 -
[368]
Minmatar citizen: "How many Amarrians can be uploaded to one internet spaceship?"
Minmatar tech support guy: "As many as you want."
Minmatar citizen: "...but if it is only a small shuttle?"
Minmatar tech support guy: "No difference... AOL has 100% packetloss."
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Play with the best - die like the rest
starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
rickpriebe
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:06:00 -
[369]
Top 45 Oxymoron's:
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
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phreyd2
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:35:00 -
[370]
Well I can only promise to use the winnings to finance my venture in warfare
so here goes with funny.
There once was a lady named Alice
Who always used a dynamite stick for a Phallis
She found it exploded
And then her ship went and imploded
Now Her Clone has nothing but malice.
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David Grogan
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:42:00 -
[371]
he is not quitting
He is "winning Eve"
SIG: if my message has spelling errors its cos i fail at typing properly :P |
Savvon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:43:00 -
[372]
Eskimo:If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?
Priest: No, not if you did not know.
Eskimo: Then why did you tell me?
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Pawndora
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:59:00 -
[373]
Edited by: Pawndora on 06/04/2011 15:59:37
Do I get paid for reading out the 1st of April instead of all that stuff?
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Handon Guild
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:19:00 -
[374]
Go watch " Archer " enough said :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CI_Nye_5_0
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Izvilistiy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:56:00 -
[375]
Last night I was trying to be tender with my wife but couldn't get an erection and peed on the bed. 
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Taavi Suikkanen
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:10:00 -
[376]
On noita vitseijSa aika monta, mut ku oon aika rasisti niin ihan varmuuden vuoksi e kyl tSha kirjoitele niitS. Mut toi kuva on semmone harmniton vaihtoehto,
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Sharon Tate
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:12:00 -
[377]
Q: What do you feed a gay horse?
A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Minister of Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, Bacon and Spam |
Ultim8Evil
Black Serpent Technologies
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:17:00 -
[378]
Originally by: rickpriebe
Top 45 Oxymoron's:
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
46. CCP QA Dept
Too soon?
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bobwehada babyitsaboy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:32:00 -
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The French "leading" the attacks in lybia. The only thing the French lead is the retreat.
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Eleonora Skye
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:32:00 -
[380]
Edited by: Eleonora Skye on 06/04/2011 17:35:09
Quote:
Megalomania is defined as:
1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.
"I'm rich, make me laugh".
I just did, i guess :)
Originally by: bobwehada babyitsaboy
The French "leading" the attacks in lybia. The only thing the French lead is the retreat.
You're supposed to make OP laugh, not NapolTon.
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Yun Kuai
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:44:00 -
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I'll take the bait, seeing as you had a nyx character this should bring back some good memories :P
A firbolg goes to the RnD agent, looking ill, and says "I really don't feel well, i am tired all the time, i dont know what to do"
So the RnD agent says "Well, let me take a bit of your hull and i will send it off for tests"
Next week the firbolg returns, still complaining of the same symptoms, and the agent has some bad news: "There is no easy way to say this... but you are HIV positive"
The firbolg is shocked. "HIV!! I am a fighter! Not a lover! How can that possibly be?!"
The RnD agent solemnly replies "I am sorry... but one of your parents must have been a carrier"
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Erskaterska Lutkuttaja
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:46:00 -
[382]
Edited by: Erskaterska Lutkuttaja on 06/04/2011 18:46:21
I made this \o/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cG3KjIIG4I
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Mentally Uninsured
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Posted - 2011.04.07 01:53:00 -
[383]
Edited by: Mentally Uninsured on 07/04/2011 01:53:26
I tried to upload the picture of my microscopic twig'n berries but it wouldnt let me... said image was to small and could not be seen by the original poster...
If you seen the picture I am sure you would laugh... all the girls do...
I need to isk, I need the surgery to become atleast a partial bionic man, not a micro boy... |
Aroh X
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Posted - 2011.04.07 02:05:00 -
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Without reading through all 13 pages of replies... there doesn't seem to be too much of a mention that the original post was made on April Fools day...
...so in that spirit (and just in case that's purely coincidental), I just want to make a comment on CCP's april fools joke about the new mounts coming to EVE.
I'm not sure how they overlooked it, but 'free kittens for everyone', come on CCP, completely missed an opportunity to give out space hamsters - please put more effort into your april fools joke next year :)
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Potrondal Morrison
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Posted - 2011.04.07 07:28:00 -
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Originally by: Aroh X
Without reading through all 13 pages of replies... there doesn't seem to be too much of a mention that the original post was made on April Fools day...
...so in that spirit (and just in case that's purely coincidental), I just want to make a comment on CCP's april fools joke about the new mounts coming to EVE.
I'm not sure how they overlooked it, but 'free kittens for everyone', come on CCP, completely missed an opportunity to give out space hamsters - please put more effort into your april fools joke next year :)
Without reading your entier post, it looks like you should have read this entire thread, this has been pointed out many times in the last 13 pages, were only posting for fun.
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El'Niaga
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.04.07 07:33:00 -
[386]
April Fools!
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3rr0rc0d3
Amarr
The Wyld Hunt
The G0dfathers
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Posted - 2011.04.07 08:42:00 -
[387]
inb4 Don't sell your main, bro!
Also ITT, vultures, parasites and the rest of the general EVE population.
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XIRUSPHERE
Gallente
In Bacon We Trust
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Posted - 2011.04.11 03:47:00 -
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Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair always gets in the way.
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J'oorus
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Posted - 2011.04.11 04:30:00 -
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Edited by: J''oorus on 11/04/2011 04:32:04
Ok Im gonna take a crack at gaining some isk by making you laugh.
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One day as St. Patrick was praying to God, God appeared before him ( and here comes the dialoge )
God: You have pleased me, and served me well. Now I will grant you one wish, ask me anything and it shall be fullfilled.
St. Patrick: Oh thank you God, as you know Im quite old now, and I have served you all my life, but I have never got to see my relatives in America, I would like to go to America and see them.
God: But of course, how would you like to travel there, by plane or by boat ?
St. Patrick: Oh Im afraid Im terribly afraid of heights, so I cannot fly there, and I allways get seasick, so I guess that is out of the question as well. But can't you make me a wooden bridge and I will walk across.
God: Err ... well a wooden bridge, its going to be terribly difficult to build that bridge. Who can I ask to build me such a bridge, no, no please it is too difficult, ask something else of me instead.
St. Patrick: Allright, allright. I have often listened to people who come to me to give me their confessions. But when women come to me for their confessions, they tell me all kinds of things. I find it almost impossible to understand them. Please, please, please explain to me how their minds work.
God: Yes, yes ofcourse. Now let me think .. hmmm. It is like this ( a long pause ).
God: Please tell me my child, how many lanes or stories would you like to have on your wooden bridge ?
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Thanks in advance.
-J'oorus
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Roosterton
The 57th Overlanders
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Posted - 2011.04.11 04:41:00 -
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Laugh at my misery. 
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Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
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