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Jaina Kort
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Posted - 2011.04.11 05:30:00 -
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Here are a few jokes came across....
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
or if you did not like that one then we have:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: ôWow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.ö The man then replies: ôYeah, well we were married 35 years.ö
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Dala min
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Posted - 2011.04.11 08:45:00 -
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Why should you give some of your stuff to me?
Well, I am a hobo Minmatar. I am tired of my box and would like to try out some shiny stuff. Maybe to put some curtains, windows, 50+" plasma screenie...
I will hire Amarr cleaning lady and treat her right, the box is small so she could come and clean every other day...
My phoon is getting old, I would like to gave him a sea bath so that it could produce a new layer of dust, and back in space we would again proudly live a trail of dust (like a comet) and not only bolts and screws as we do now...
I heard that there is an uber Minnie bucket called hell? I would like to try that. (Only don¦t tell that to my phoon or all hell will broke loose) 
Hell-I could name it Lucifer, and we could go fishing on ocean worlds, hiking on asteroids, I could even make it a private sauna-park it near the sun and sweat all day . O hell is heaven I tell you!
Pick me, pick me, pick me!
Damn, my cartbox has fallen from all that dreaming and jumping... now I must clean one enermous side of the house... It will take me cca 2min do.
Hey Hermin! Listen! Some rich dude got fed up and wants to donate his stuff. No I am not kidding, just write something up and send it to him and if you get picked we can split it...
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Mrs Snowman
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Posted - 2011.04.11 10:11:00 -
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There were two buns in an oven..
One bun said:
"Phew, its REALLY hot in here!"
The other bun said
"OH MY GOD! A Talking bun!!!"
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Dr Sheepbringer
Gallente
Halinallen veroparatiisi
Inglorious Carebears
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Posted - 2011.04.11 10:14:00 -
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I can't because of: This
 Originally by: CCP Shadow
Dr. Sheepbringer -- It's not that kind of horn.
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Kallista Naari
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Posted - 2011.04.11 10:23:00 -
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Edited by: Kallista Naari on 11/04/2011 10:23:16
http://tweetpsych.com/?q=themittani
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Anddeh McNab
Cadre Assault Force
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Posted - 2011.04.11 10:25:00 -
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Here's my entry:
A woman who's pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when out of the bank runs a robber. In the ensuing gunfight, he shoots the woman three times in the stomach. At the hospital the woman is told that here three babies are unhurt and a month later she gives birth to two girls and a boy. All goes swimmingly for 16 years until one day the mother finds one daughter cryng. "What's wrong?" she asks. "Well, I was doing a wee," she cries, "and a bullet came out!". "oh," says the woman and tells her daught of that fateful day 16 years ago. A month passes and the other daughter comes crying with the same problem. "Not to worry", says the mum. "I'll explain it to you." Another month passes and the boy comes in, close to tears. His mother takes him aside and asks him, "Were you doing a wee and a bullet came out? If you did it's ok." He replies...
"No, I was having a w*nk and I shot the dog."
There are two sides to the EVE community; those that scream for change and those that scream against it. Often they are the same person. |
Bomberlocks
Minmatar
CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.04.11 10:54:00 -
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CCP enters a bar. The barman says we don't serve black ops here.
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rootimus maximus
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.11 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Kan'loch Lacoud
The funniest thing in EVE right now is the ever growing ineptitude of the CCP GM staff.
Really? About a year after T3 was introduced, I had to petition because (LOL) I lost my tengu, and I'd ejected while it was still in armor. The GM wasn't aware that this stops you getting a hit to your skillpoints.
After that incident, I figured the entire GM sub-contractor had reached its full potential.
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memphspt
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Posted - 2011.04.11 12:00:00 -
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=)
atempting to make you laugh
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Iella Tesla
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Posted - 2011.04.11 20:19:00 -
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Edited by: Iella Tesla on 11/04/2011 20:21:50
CCP has fixed their lag problem.
The best way to fly a Panther is in 25% structure, that way the you can justify not taking anyone out with you.
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Iella Tesla
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Posted - 2011.04.11 20:46:00 -
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CVA send their best to defend Providence.
Don't know about you, but that is one of the best jokes you'll ever hear.
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Jawmare
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.04.11 21:44:00 -
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I will tell you a joke in 18 months.
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Gunner Jones
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Posted - 2011.04.11 21:56:00 -
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The last time I raged quit (due to receiving divorce papers), I gave away my 50m Skillpoint character to a random aquaintence - FOR FREE. Now I'm stuck starting over, and kicking my self in the @ss daily for being so stupid. So if you're really giving away ISK, send 30B my way so I can buy a new character. I just hope you don't do what I did and look back and say, why the f**k did I do that. Because starting over sucks.
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Illwill Bill
Nifelhem
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Posted - 2011.04.11 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: Roosterton
Laugh at my misery. 
Is that a Laser Exeqouror?! o.0
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Revenge is a dish best served with auto-cannons.
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Tryce Jaor
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Posted - 2011.04.11 22:17:00 -
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'I am a psychology student and I am studying the relationship of trust between strangers and me... if you send me any amount I shall send double back for your effort'
any1?
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Pherras Williams
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Posted - 2011.04.11 22:26:00 -
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Edited by: Pherras Williams on 11/04/2011 22:26:50
My Aunt Helen called our house one day and told me and my father there was a robber out back of her house trying to break in . We were a little skeptical because she was getting on in her years and it was about 4p.m. broad daylight. Well we went up there to check it out just to get her to stop calling. So we get up there and looked and of course there was no robber......but there was an Emu that had gotten lose from some farm on the other side of the hill. It then proceeded to charge my father and attack him(i had ran in my Aunts house by this time) he ended up getting 18 stitches in his head. After that he decided maybe it would be prudent to call Animal Control who came up. when they went out back much to there surprise it was there and it was pi$$ed. one lost a piece of ear and two others lost their shirt. It took 3 anesthetic darts and Four 16 gauge shotgun shells to bring it down. when they got it on the back of there truck apparently it wasn't threw as it was still jerking and ended up kicking there back window out. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction
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Zu Tsang
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Posted - 2011.04.11 22:50:00 -
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Lol , Nice april fools :P haha
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RiotRick
Kamehameha I's Revenge
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.04.11 22:54:00 -
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You will have to answer the call of Mobutu 
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