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Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:21:00 -
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ITT people who do not know what day it is. |
Terig
Selectus Pravus Lupus Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:23:00 -
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1: Do you know why firetrucks are red? 2: Yes to camouflauge with the fire. 1: Nope, firetrucks are red because they have four wheels, and eight people ride on a firetruck. 1: 4 + 8 = 12 1: There are 12 inches in a ruler. ...1: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. 1: They also named a ship after Queen Elizabeth. 1: The ship sailed the sea, the sea has fish. 1: Fish have fins, people in finland are called fins. 1: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago. 1: Russians are red. 1: Firetrucks are always 'Russian' around. :D 2: Oh ****, that just blew my mind.
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True story.
x > Ok so we had to go and distract them y > Well i was running around naked in my kitchen hoping they would see me z > lol y > Turns out my neighbour doesn't play eve x > lmao!
------- Not sure if i was allowed to do this or not :) -----------------
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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MissBehaving
Caldari The Resident Haunting Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:38:00 -
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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo
What is a lesbianÆs favorite thing to eat? A Klon*****Bar
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
What is the cheapest meat? Deer balls, there under a buck.
What is the definition of a menstrual period? A bloody waste of ****ing time.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, sees whatÆs in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees whatÆs in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running ****
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? After youÆve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Cant tell me you didnt crack a lil smile :P
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. |
Holy One
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:40:00 -
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bah screw you and all the dancing ***s in this thread willing to debase themselves for pretend money.
BBQ makes me hungry for more... |
Matsif
Wraith.Wing Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:40:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCk0uGwFZI
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Sixtina KL
The Shoop Group
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:41:00 -
[186]
A brother to his sister:
"Wow, you screw much better than mom does."
"I know. Dad told me already." __________________________________
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Lazer Bear
Amarr Original Ganksters O.G.-Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:42:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnhF1QAEZjU&feature=player_embedded
You've been Trolled! You've been Trolled! You have probably been told. Don't reply, to this guy; he is just getting a rise, out of you! Yes it's true, you respond and thats his cue to start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble You've been Trolled! You've been Trolled! You should probably just fold When the only winning move is not to play And yet you keep on trying, Mindlessly Replying. You've been Trolled. You've been Trolled. Have a Nice Day!
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BeanBagKing
Terra Incognita Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:43:00 -
[188]
What do Bud Light and sex in a canoe have in common?
Their both ****ing close to water!
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Wolfy2449
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:45:00 -
[189]
I wonder how many alts there are in this topic xD Signature removed for being not EVE related. Zymurgist |
Holy One
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:46:00 -
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Originally by: Wolfy2449 I wonder how many alts there are in this topic xD
I wonder how many real billions there are in this April ******.
BBQ makes me hungry for more... |
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:46:00 -
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99% sure this is an april 1st joke...but hey that's all good.
SO, a Gallente, Mimnitar, Amarr and Caldari pilot where all in a bar, talking about variouse topics. Inevitably the topic of God came up. Of course the Amarr was the first to speak up saying:
"God is Amarr, he beleives in the strongest to rule, that's why the Amarr rule supreime."
The Gellente was the next one to chip in:
"No, God's Gallente, he made every man equal and as equal we stand together like God."
Just as the Caldari pilot was about to chime in, the Mimnitar pilot drew his gun and shot the other 3. Then he said,
"Arn't we at war?"
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Hakkar'al Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: Hakkar''al Gallente on 01/04/2011 21:54:02 In case this isn't the obvious April Fool thingy, the second half of this actually has me rolling on the floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3qJDhJ_xU&feature=related
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.04.01 21:54:00 -
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also (for the sake of comedy)
Did you know in WWII, Chuck Norris once shot down a **** plane by pointing is finger in the air and yelling out "BANG".
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:12:00 -
[194]
What pathetic thread. --
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rock crawlermne
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:13:00 -
[195]
Originally by: Whitehound What pathetic thread.
what well grammar
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: Whitehound on 01/04/2011 22:16:53
Originally by: rock crawlermne
Originally by: Whitehound What pathetic thread.
what well grammar
I am short of lacking the words for it.
@OP: buy some PLEX for Japan. --
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rock crawlermne
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Whitehound
Originally by: rock crawlermne
Originally by: Whitehound What pathetic thread.
what well grammar
I am short of lacking the words for it.
LOL
Learn to speak the language, before shooting out insults from it!
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:19:00 -
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Edited by: Whitehound on 01/04/2011 22:25:13
Originally by: rock crawlermne Learn to speak the language, before shooting out insults from it!
Why? And what insult?! ... Are you a troll or just lonely? --
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Callum Hughes
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:19:00 -
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obvs april fools... _________________________________________________________________________________
im an eve addict :) |
Light Raider
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lazer Bear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnhF1QAEZjU&feature=player_embedded
You've been Trolled! You've been Trolled! You have probably been told. Don't reply, to this guy; he is just getting a rise, out of you! Yes it's true, you respond and thats his cue to start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble You've been Trolled! You've been Trolled! You should probably just fold When the only winning move is not to play And yet you keep on trying, Mindlessly Replying. You've been Trolled. You've been Trolled. Have a Nice Day!
This
I don't mind
Had a few nice laughs hope to give you some of them.
Better than CCP April fools blog
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Vargo Breen
Wormhole Flatulence
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:54:00 -
[201]
Log onto Eve forums
Post something funny.
???????
Profit!
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Chu Mei
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:00:00 -
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Hi Hemmo Paskiainen
from Gallente to Gallente i told you don t give away all your stuff. in the future it will come a time you want login again for a look and you bite you in your ass when you realize that you cant come back or all your stuff is away what you collect in the past
take a deep breath cancel your account and when you loved this game I think you come back sometime in the future and it s a good feeling when you see all your ships, suff and isk waiting for a new beginning
thats all from Gallente to Gallente
if you are not convinced support my corp and if you feel a eve tingle you have than a Captain's Quarter and a little rookie ship
one Gallente always Gallente
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rock crawlermne
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Whitehound Edited by: Whitehound on 01/04/2011 22:25:13
Originally by: rock crawlermne Learn to speak the language, before shooting out insults from it!
Why? And what insult?! ... Are you a troll or just lonely?
I'm not lonely, I have my cats.....
llort a s'ti, thgir er'uoy sseug I
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Samuel Caldara
b.b.k Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:19:00 -
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300¦C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Don't suppose you've seen the unity troll? The sad thing is that your right. Either CCP isn't taking this seriously or there is a serious lack of communication. Unity Troll
How are minmatar ships constructed?
Drop a large magnet in a field of debris and wait...
"Amarr pilots pray for god
Caldari pilots pray for profit
Gallente pilots pray for peace
Minmatar pilots pray their ships hold together"
10/10 if this is a troll -Sam
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missminer69
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:37:00 -
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What do you call a blind dinosourus? DOyouthinkitsawus
What do you call a company that runs a important internet spaceship game with no vision and no idea how to treat their member base? Eve online.
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Xavier Zedicus
Paradigm Council
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:50:00 -
[206]
This ought to make you laugh
"Nerf rock, paper is fine." -Scissors |
GeoBlue
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Posted - 2011.04.02 00:24:00 -
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=> NAME: *Expecteria Trouserius* (Trouser Snake) => LOCATION: Throughout the world
=> DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin) Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet) *Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.
=> SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. Beware: It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!
=> HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
=> ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
=> WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED
TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
=> CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.
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DurrHurrDurr
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Posted - 2011.04.02 00:28:00 -
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I'd post something witty but I'm hoping my character portrait does it.
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Brian Orakpo
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Posted - 2011.04.02 00:34:00 -
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If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptibleà
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Marco Bartoli
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Posted - 2011.04.02 00:36:00 -
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Edited by: Marco Bartoli on 02/04/2011 00:36:32 I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BREAK OF MY LIFE I WILL FINALLY GET ALL THE ISK THAT I NEED TO ENJOY THE GAME AND HAVE FUN U HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD THIS WILL BE FOR ME AND ALL FOR A LUGH WHAT KIND OFFER IS THAT IS THAT U HAVE THE POWER TO IMPROVE DRASTICALLY THE GAME OF ONE EVE PLAYER AND U CHOOSE TO USE IT ON GETTING G A LAUGH OMG SERIOUSYL MAN THIS WILL MKE ME SO HAPPY U HAFVE TO GIVE ME IT
THANK U FOR ME WIN IF I CAN
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