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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.04.13 04:19:00 -
[1]
What is the weapon you're going to be using in the upcoming zombie apocalypse?
I got a plastic jack-o-lantern 
 Originally by: Valkoinen Heteromies
I for one would love to be able to walk on stations and fly spaceships in the body of a little cute catgirl!
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Caleidascope
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.04.13 04:49:00 -
[2]
Some papers and HP scanner.
Next time use the right side, I got three handguns there.
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Gistatis Tribunus
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Posted - 2011.04.13 05:05:00 -
[3]
a copy of Death of a Salesman? Well, at least I can use the edg waiiiit....
Damnit, it's paperback.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
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Posted - 2011.04.13 05:38:00 -
[4]
Dead Zombie
They asked me if I was a God, and I said no, because God doesn't have an annoying sig. |
Heroltior Ghedonia
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Posted - 2011.04.13 05:47:00 -
[5]
A Manual mixer.null |
Headerman
Minmatar
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.13 05:53:00 -
[6]
A HP laptop charger... could be used as a flail
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Jon Taggart
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.13 06:03:00 -
[7]
A nail clipper. 
I'm not an alt |
Logan LaMort
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.13 07:44:00 -
[8]
A screwdriver... or a spoon.
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Nexus Wizuul
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Posted - 2011.04.13 08:05:00 -
[9]
apperently i will be killing zombies using a ****load of electronic components :P
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dr doooo
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Posted - 2011.04.13 08:33:00 -
[10]
That's handy, I get one of the big guns from Halo 3. (only problem I can see is that it's made of paper and crayons by a six year old)
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Sergara Darkthorn
Amarr
League Of Shadows.
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Posted - 2011.04.13 08:49:00 -
[11]
DAB radio.. it has got a long antenna >.>
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Mr Funkadelic
x13
Raiden.
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Posted - 2011.04.13 09:09:00 -
[12]
a 24" screen ><
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.04.13 09:12:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Skippermonkey on 13/04/2011 09:13:01
a plastic 'in-tray'
or a calculator
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OLD FORUM I ♥ YOU, NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN! |
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Mad Hermit
Wayward Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.13 09:15:00 -
[14]
A 17" CRT? I suppose there's a chance I'd be able to break a zombie's neck with it, but tbh I'd rather leave it behind and make a run for it instead.
That's what the hand was pointing at anyway. To my immediate left is an empty beer can. Admittedly not much of a weapon, but probably more useful than an old monitor.
(notify) Lurking Device II is already ForumLurking. |
Mireidor
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.04.13 09:37:00 -
[15]
Empty bottle of fruit juice.
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Zindela
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2011.04.13 09:50:00 -
[16]
Lacrosse stick, with a stress ball in the pocket.
Not terrible. It makes a good 3 ft. club. It's also pretty damn strong and hard to break. I guess I can keep the stress ball around for relaxing my hands after killing zombies?
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Originally by: CCP Fallout
This is not the booze you are looking for.
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Arden Elenduil
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.04.13 10:11:00 -
[17]
Edited by: Arden Elenduil on 13/04/2011 10:11:36
My bare ****in' hands
Either that, or a wet towel
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.04.13 10:18:00 -
[18]
A two piece leather sofa with a varnished wood frame and scatter cushions.
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2011.04.13 10:18:00 -
[19]
My left side speaker.
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Katie Tanaka
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Posted - 2011.04.13 10:23:00 -
[20]
An electric guitar.
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Damia Vanszar
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Posted - 2011.04.13 13:05:00 -
[21]
My Magnum rifle...
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Warp Ghosts Omega
Spectres of the Deep
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Posted - 2011.04.13 13:08:00 -
[22]
Microsoft Outlook 
I'll try to make appointments with them in volcanoes
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Nebilau
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Posted - 2011.04.13 13:20:00 -
[23]
A stationary phone and my colleague.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.13 13:24:00 -
[24]
A folder full of paperwork
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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SirSpectre
Gallente
Harbingers Of Destruction
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Posted - 2011.04.13 13:59:00 -
[25]
Crap.
I don't get anything. Does my wall count?
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Sig here. ---> X |
Martin Mckenna
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.13 14:09:00 -
[26]
Can of Strongbow.
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Mutant Caldari
Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.13 14:30:00 -
[27]
I got 2 bowls, a pair of scissors and a white chocolate bunny 
Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it?
Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
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Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
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Posted - 2011.04.13 14:42:00 -
[28]
Kate Moss. I don't know why but my zombie dream had Kate Moss in it 
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Fortress Of Solitude |
Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.04.13 14:51:00 -
[29]
A dell lcd monitor :(
Guess I'm kinda fuct.
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[SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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Blacksquirrel
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Posted - 2011.04.13 15:03:00 -
[30]
Cannondale mountain bike.
**** hows this gonna work...unless evasion counts.
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Peri Simone
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Posted - 2011.04.13 15:06:00 -
[31]
Wow, we're really not prepared, are we?
I've got a lighter and a can of deodorant, or I suppose I could smash a zombie skull with my hard drive.
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Vantoth
Gallente
Master of None
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Posted - 2011.04.13 16:06:00 -
[32]
Looks like I will be using a Hyster fork lift (ninja posting from work)
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.13 16:09:00 -
[33]
my external harddrive
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.04.13 16:25:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32
Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.
I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains 
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CCP LEADERSHIP MENTALITY NEEDS TO CHANGE FAST !
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Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.13 17:09:00 -
[35]
Spork
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My EvE Comic
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.04.13 18:34:00 -
[36]
my new rig ?... well im not using that .... gotta few enpty beer cans and an ashtray will that suffice ?
destroy everything you touch |
Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.04.13 18:57:00 -
[37]
It's a Russell Hobbs steam iron. One of those with an extra water tank for massive steam requirements. The wife loves it, but I simply refuse to iron anything. 
Originally by: Allestin Villimar
Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax
Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive. |
Taedrin
Gallente
The Green Cross
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.04.13 18:57:00 -
[38]
Headphones.
Originally by: Akita T
Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32
Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.
I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains
Setting a zombie on fire doesn't work, unless you have enough distance on them. They tend to wander about for awhile after being set on fire before becoming incapacitated.
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Originally by: Dr Fighter
"how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2011.04.13 20:12:00 -
[39]
Hmm, a microsoft force feedback steering wheel. Pretty weighty, but not easy to wield.
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Originally by: Brian Ballsack
please learn to use english if your gonna post
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R'adeh
Gallente
Storm Solutions
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Posted - 2011.04.13 21:23:00 -
[40]
Condoms...I'm so dead 
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<Random sig with a hot chick> |
Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.04.13 23:10:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Taedrin
Headphones.
Originally by: Akita T
Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32
Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.
I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains
Setting a zombie on fire doesn't work, unless you have enough distance on them. They tend to wander about for awhile after being set on fire before becoming incapacitated.
The only thing worse than a zombie chasing you is a zombie chasing you while on fire
Looks like we're all screwed anyway 
Originally by: Valkoinen Heteromies
I for one would love to be able to walk on stations and fly spaceships in the body of a little cute catgirl!
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.04.13 23:41:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 23:41:30
Look what you did !
You made me remember something...
Search on my HDD for "Highschool of the Dead"...
...and continue watching it from where I left off
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CCP LEADERSHIP MENTALITY NEEDS TO CHANGE FAST !
"New junky features sell, old polished content doesn't" ? KILL IT WITH FIRE. |
Templar Dane
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2011.04.14 00:15:00 -
[43]
Well, seems the weapon I am stuck using is a dead nine volt battery.
It had gotten mixed up in the drawer of the good batteries, and I kept pulling it out to discover it was dead and having to quickly get another.....and then coming home and forgetting where I put the dead one. This morning when it happened I made sure to put it far far away from the others(but not in the trash because I'm a bit OCD about batteries and I wanted to make sure the dud was a dud).
So yeah.......anybody have any ideas about how the **** I can survive with a dead, non-rechargable 9 volt battery?
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ceaon
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Posted - 2011.04.14 00:32:00 -
[44]
WampServer shortcut
Originally by: Danton Marcellus
If the whole country is corrupted then it's no longer corruption but culture.
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Seun
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.14 03:00:00 -
[45]
Dymo LabelWriter 400 Turbo.
I guess i'm going to be part of the undead pretty quick.
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Captain Tavius
Picon Fleet
New Eden Research.
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Posted - 2011.04.14 03:25:00 -
[46]
To the immediate left is a cheap Labtec speaker, shortly after that is a notepad and three pens of varying colour and shortly after that is a shelf with a Mauri Berreta.
I think the speaker will do more damage, though I wish the picture said "To the left and behind you" because the Katana I have on display is quite sturdy.
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Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
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Posted - 2011.04.14 03:35:00 -
[47]
A stoneware lamp and an 8" high plastic figurine of Kosh Naranek.
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Name a shrub after me; something prickly and hard to eradicate. |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2011.04.14 04:03:00 -
[48]
how far left are we going, some options for me include
crt monitor, 19" I think it is.
small knife
xbox 360 wired controller
my alarm clock.
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.04.14 04:28:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
how far left are we going, some options for me include
crt monitor, 19" I think it is.
small knife
xbox 360 wired controller
my alarm clock.
Ok, first you throw the crt monitor... then attach the small knife to the xbox wired controller using the alarm clock cord and you'll have a very cheap morning star thingy
Originally by: Valkoinen Heteromies
I for one would love to be able to walk on stations and fly spaceships in the body of a little cute catgirl!
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Baneken
Gallente
The New Knighthood
Apocalypse Now.
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Posted - 2011.04.14 04:36:00 -
[50]
I have:
- a top shelf cabinet of my "computer desk" which isn't very practical.
- a TI-89 scientific calculator and a cheaper "use only at work" calculator
- a pencil sharpened from both ends and chewed from the middle ...
- my cell phone
- a halogen lamp
- a key to open electric cabinets (I'm an electrician)
- a big box of CD's
- some duck tape
- alarm clock
- big loudspeaker at the top of my cabinet
I think I'm screwed, unless zombies are like vampires from Buffy the vampire slayer.
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html |
Captain Tavius
Picon Fleet
New Eden Research.
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Posted - 2011.04.14 06:18:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Baneken
- some duck tape
Oh god, you're one of them!
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente
Malevolence.
Imperial 0rder
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Posted - 2011.04.14 10:54:00 -
[52]
A fist sized sharp-edged piece of rock with mollusc fossils on it that I brought with me from my sailing trip to Svalbard.
It's serving as a paper weight atm. Should be pretty effective I think.
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Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture
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Posted - 2011.04.14 11:27:00 -
[53]
As always I'm stuck with my trusty SharpieÖ.
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Toshiro GreyHawk
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:02:00 -
[54]
Eh ... I've got at least one gun (.22 LR) ... a bolo (like a machete) and two hunting knives within easy reach ... Curiously ... except for the gun ... those and my two buck knives were all presents from friends or relatives ... I wonder why people keep giving me knives ... ? I've also got a bunch of BB Guns and ... my Dad's Sword.
I guess the best zombie killer of the bunch would be that bolo ... Zombies can't grab you if you hack off their hands and ... can't chase you if you hack off their legs. Shoot out their eyes with the .22 and then lop off their heads with the bolo?
The biggest problem there is that they've mostly been sitting around in the top of my closet for 10 or 20 years ... so the dust may be a little thick ... but they're there ... Zombies - beware.
Hunh ... what else have I got ... big pair of scissors laying on the table to my right ... rusty Craftsman tool box full of tools I used to fix my cars that doubles as a foot rest ... ratchet and socket wrench laying on the table to my left ... big fire extinguisher ... drawer full of pliers, dikes, screw drivers and a tin snip ... not to mention the finger & toe nail clippers, pocket knife, gel tip pen, big bag clipper and a hand full of AA Batteries ... all within immediate reach ... and then of course there's this big, gray, metal Navy Chair I'm sitting in ... I've got a laser pointer to blind them with ... but the batteries are dead ... Oh well ... In any case ...
*shrug*
Zombies better stay away from me. I'm prepared.
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Orbiting vs. Kiting
Faction Schools |
Milla Lekarariba
Minmatar
Syndicated Systems
OMEGA.
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:04:00 -
[55]
DVD rack, full of dvds...... must be 20-30 of them, suppose if you throw the discs right they could cut
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Myshella Drake
Caldari
Omega Exploration And Reclaimation
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Posted - 2011.04.14 15:04:00 -
[56]
Lets see...to my immediate left:
A wacom tablet
TV remote
PS3 controller
Claymore DVD box set
I guess i could use the tablets corners to do a bit of damage. Maybe throw the controller like some kind of cool boomerang. The DVDs and remote would just impact off the surface of any advancing hordes. Though a bit further to my left there's a nice metal stool, that would be my first choice in a pinch.
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Marie Hartinez
Gallente
Aries Munitions and Defense
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Posted - 2011.04.14 15:56:00 -
[57]
Let's see:
- I have a 24" Samsung LCD monitor.
- My portable work phone.
- 2 Craftsman rolling tool chests full of mechanical and electrical tools; I'm a facility manager and electrician by trade.
- about 60 cents in change.
- A cart full of schematics, equipment manuals, and such that really needs filing.
- A 9V and an 18V cordless drill with 4 dead batteries between them; I really need to charge them sometime this week.
- A box full of foam earplugs.
I guess I could use the tool chests as a make shaft barricade, throw all the smaller tools and my phone at the zombies, then use what larger sized tools I have to hack and slash a few more. But overall, I'm pretty much screwed, unless they just need some electrical work done.
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Haxfar Portlaind
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Posted - 2011.04.14 16:40:00 -
[58]
A Saitek X52 controller, Jane's Tank Recognition guide and a mug with pencils and pens.
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Akiba Penrose
Banana Airlines
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Posted - 2011.04.14 16:54:00 -
[59]
An empty Guave Mango Goji-smoothie bottle.
Not optimal at all, guess i need to go Macgyver on them braineaters!
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Rana Ash
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.04.14 17:31:00 -
[60]
Well i'm dead 
Unless i can trip the zombies with my comp, then throw my external HD on them.
My left speaker will not be much use, nor will my Lady Death posters or my Luis Royo calendar be of much use..
lyret dedreen
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Cpt Syrinx
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Posted - 2011.04.14 17:38:00 -
[61]
Choices:
- My cellphone
- Chilli Sauce
- Pack of cigarettes
- Empty coffemug
- Very small ashtray
Select: *Chilli Sauce*
Bring em on!
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Lucious Shakiel
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Posted - 2011.04.15 12:06:00 -
[62]
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.04.15 12:45:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Lucious Shakiel
Honestly, I see something like this happening with that
Originally by: Valkoinen Heteromies
I for one would love to be able to walk on stations and fly spaceships in the body of a little cute catgirl!
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Sikander 2
Caldari
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
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Posted - 2011.04.15 12:54:00 -
[64]
I ended up with my flute
Other, slightly further away choices are:
- bag full of pennies (could work as a cosh)
- 20 sided dice (could distract them with a nice game of D&D)
- Two wrist watches and a pocket watch (could use the pocket watch to strange a zombie, maybe)
- Cable tie (useful for tying up zombies)
- Tube ticket (ah hah! i can get the zombies onto the London transport system and they'll never arrive! RESULT)
All hail the Device? |
Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.04.15 12:56:00 -
[65]
A bare wall.
Awesome. What is better than to smack a zombie's head into the nearest wall? Only the floor, really.
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Kaahles
Deliverers of Pain
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Posted - 2011.04.16 11:58:00 -
[66]
Let's have a look. There are a few items to choose from as my desk is always pretty... yeah whatever. I got here:
- pencil
- my cellphone
- a half full can of body spray
- 3 lighters (2 empty unfortunately)
- chewing gums
well... won't help me much guess I'm screwed. If i were McGyver sure I could use that to build a cruise missile with a nuclear warhead...
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OMG THE SKY IS FALLING!
Contract me all your stuff so I can save it! |
Citizen20100211442
Minmatar
Carebear Evolution
White Angels.
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Posted - 2011.04.16 12:19:00 -
[67]
A piece of concrete wall
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.04.16 12:31:00 -
[68]
Originally by: R'adeh
Condoms...I'm so dead
rofl ! you going to **** them to death ?
destroy everything you touch |
simocast
Minmatar
Razorback Industrial
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Posted - 2011.04.17 15:36:00 -
[69]
Edited by: simocast on 17/04/2011 15:36:29
I've got a lava lamp, I'd watch your back.
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Alec Freeman
Minmatar
Adventurers
Matari Visionary Coalition
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Posted - 2011.04.17 16:33:00 -
[70]
Bleh i need to clean up my room. Choices choice
1. an old dell keyboard
2. Numerous games and there cases
3. A hammer (geus its my lucky day)
4. Piece of paper
5. A philips scredriver
6. The plate from last nights dinner
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Dray
Caldari
Euphoria Released
Merciless.
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Posted - 2011.04.17 19:19:00 -
[71]
Long blade Kookaburra Kahuna, heavy of course.
Zombie apocalypse or not, every Englishman of note should be prepared for cricket. They can cry "BRAAIIIIINNNNNN" all they like but they will be getting square cut to zombie nirvana.
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Calathea Sata
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.17 19:48:00 -
[72]
Behold my fluffy duster
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Relikio
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Posted - 2011.04.17 21:44:00 -
[73]
It pointed at my gun locker( I'm assuming I can use anything i want from the inside?) so I'm happy with that.
IF it had pointed to the right side I'd been in big trouble, because that one points to a stack of post-its....
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Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2011.04.17 22:28:00 -
[74]
Thats my weapon, its not so bad as its fairly chunky and made from dense ABS plastic so you can swing it from the cable and it would do enough damage to crack a skull.
The problem is how long the cable would last because if it breaks you would have to hold it and use it like you would a brick and swing it like that.
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Davelantor
Caldari
Ore Exploration Team
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Posted - 2011.04.18 11:22:00 -
[75]
1- Traffic Cone
2- Permanent markers
3- Cake
4- Framed picture of a baseball bat
5- My Ego
The Hunt |
Roosterton
The 57th Overlanders
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Posted - 2011.04.18 15:06:00 -
[76]
A green, rubber, bendy ruler.
It might actually not be too bad. That is, if it was metallic. And sharp. And pink.
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Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! |
JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.04.18 15:13:00 -
[77]
http://www.theonion.com/video/are-violent-video-games-adequately-preparing-child,14314/
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Culmen
Caldari
Blood Phage Syndicate
Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2011.04.18 17:51:00 -
[78]
My choices.
- Bottle of Southern Comfort
- 2 x External Hardrive
- TI-89 graphing-calculator
People consistently underestimate how deadly a glass bottle can be.
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
WishBlade
Caldari
Atomic Heroes
The G0dfathers
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Posted - 2011.04.18 19:10:00 -
[79]
My co-worker is not an object you bastard!
But I'll more, than happily use her.
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defiler
Mad Hermit
Wayward Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.18 21:26:00 -
[80]
Answering again, from work this time. Blindly reaching around the the I-beam to my left and grabbing the first object I find myself wielding a crowbar.
**** yeah, that's more like it! Time to crack some skulls!
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Alexi Komanov
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Posted - 2011.04.19 21:54:00 -
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2 inch pewter Buddha figurine, rolling papers and pencil
Hmm...
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ZenSun
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Posted - 2011.04.19 23:33:00 -
[82]
Edited by: ZenSun on 19/04/2011 23:35:30
1. Toe clipper
2. Strawberry smelling highlighter
3. Stapler
4. Very thick law book
5. Pint glass
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Covert Kitty
Amarr
ISK Solutions
SRS.
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Posted - 2011.04.20 05:45:00 -
[83]
Your face, but from the looks of it you beat me to it.
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Florio
Versatech Co.
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2011.04.20 07:07:00 -
[84]
A Fisher-Price Laugh and Learn Cookie Jar Shape Surprise.
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Cam Clarke
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Posted - 2011.04.20 10:36:00 -
[85]
Immediately to my left is a S&W .38 revolver with ammo, superglue, broken Warhammer 40k crap, and the TES3 Construction Set disc. But obviously I choose the fleshlight knockoff that's there too. |
Gibbo5771
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Posted - 2011.04.20 11:04:00 -
[86]
Bottle of Mac B water, hm...thats a problem
And why the fk do you have a jack-o-lantern in the middle of april?
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Heroltior Ghedonia
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Posted - 2011.04.22 08:53:00 -
[87]
I got another as I am at work right now... The targeting system used for a Predator Drone. Better yet, the Drone itself to hunt down and kill zombies en mass.
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Logic Luke
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Posted - 2011.04.22 11:19:00 -
[88]
A lamp :(
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Gun Hog
Caldari
APEX ARDENT COALITION
C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2011.04.22 15:12:00 -
[89]
My choices:
My joystick
The battery backup for my computer (UPS)
My headphones
My scanner.
I am going to have to go with the joystick.
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Tiberius Amzadee
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.22 15:31:00 -
[90]
Oh hell yea! My steel-toe boots to kick ass and chew gum. However,I ran out of gum last night.
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Dorium Bandarr
Caldari
DEAD RABBITS SOCIETY
O U T L A W
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Posted - 2011.04.22 17:39:00 -
[91]
A half full powerade bottle and a tin full of pens and a tiny screwdriver.
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adiabatex
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Posted - 2011.04.22 18:30:00 -
[92]
Well, all I have directly to my left is a wall, so... If we say left-ish, I can choose from a headset hanging on the wall, a network switch hanging by the headset or an empty scotch bottle on the floor. I'm pretty **** out of luck unless I can use that bottle for something nifty.
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defiler
Mad Hermit
Wayward Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.22 19:07:00 -
[93]
Originally by: adiabatex
Well, all I have directly to my left is a wall, so... If we say left-ish, I can choose from a headset hanging on the wall, a network switch hanging by the headset or an empty scotch bottle on the floor. I'm pretty **** out of luck unless I can use that bottle for something nifty.
Well, if nothing else you can smash the bottle and use it to end yourself should you get infected. Hey, it's better than the alternative...
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Bruce Kemp
Minmatar
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2011.04.22 20:52:00 -
[94]
A pine dining room style chair.
Originally by: Lady Spank
Minmatar born,
Minmatar bred,
Strong in the arm,
Thick in the head.
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Adunh Slavy
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Posted - 2011.04.23 06:50:00 -
[95]
A computer monitor. Guess I'll swing the thing around using the cord, like a huge flail.
The Real Space Initiative - V7
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Manufactorum
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.04.23 07:34:00 -
[96]
Originally by: defiler
Originally by: adiabatex
Well, all I have directly to my left is a wall, so... If we say left-ish, I can choose from a headset hanging on the wall, a network switch hanging by the headset or an empty scotch bottle on the floor. I'm pretty **** out of luck unless I can use that bottle for something nifty.
Well, if nothing else you can smash the bottle and use it to end yourself should you get infected. Hey, it's better than the alternative...
Unimaginative... smash the bottle then stick the pieces of glass into wherever they'd fit in the headset and swing it around
Most of you would die because you can't improvise!
Originally by: Valkoinen Heteromies
I for one would love to be able to walk on stations and fly spaceships in the body of a little cute catgirl!
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Antoine Roquentin
Dashavatara
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Posted - 2011.04.23 09:23:00 -
[97]
Not sure how to feel about this.
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Astroka
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Posted - 2011.04.23 09:30:00 -
[98]
Edited by: Astroka on 23/04/2011 09:30:54
There are two things the finger points to - my computer and a lamp.
To the immediate left of my body, however, is a basket. I suppose I could, I dunno, hide in it? I'll be Basketback.
Antoine - epic win. 
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"Rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur!
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Jack Paladin
Solar Storm
Sev3rance
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Posted - 2011.04.23 11:29:00 -
[99]
360 controller .... BLACK 360 controller =/
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2011.04.23 21:57:00 -
[100]
Empty vodka bottle.
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Atra Hasis
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Posted - 2011.04.25 02:41:00 -
[101]
MY 8 INCH WOOD HAMMER!
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Zoloft Rx
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Posted - 2011.04.25 09:22:00 -
[102]
An office lamp
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2011.04.25 19:38:00 -
[103]
Those who know me well enough will believe my answer.
There just happens to be a rifle and a lot of ammo. To my left is also the door, whereby targets may come, zombies or not.
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Dantes Wolf
Caldari
Lion And The Lamb
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Posted - 2011.04.28 09:33:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Dantes Wolf on 28/04/2011 09:37:46
Why every1 wanna kill zombies..?
think of the possibilities. If u actually managed to train em, u'd have a horde of free slaves ready to do ur bidding? saving u tons of work and liberating people from the depressing chores of "everday life", think about it, save for the stench, all u'd need for a happy and better world would be a pair of rubber gloves (for general handling) something for the odeaur ( gasmask ) a rain coat ( for the failed attemps of domestication ) and some some winegums.
And if everything else fails, zombiekiller fetich parties while chewing on lemon winegums aint half bad either.
Winegums are not nessacarily thT thing to eat while domesticating a zombie, or going to rubber sex parties, but they do allright ( and they happen to be the thing on my left )
[...] and the wolf was cursed, so the more it ate, the hungrier it went..
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