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SilentSkills
Gallente
Tax Evaders Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 -
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Edited by: SilentSkills on 22/06/2011 17:59:10
Johnson:
Since you are so rich.
And I'm not
Since 1 bil isk is like 10 isk to you
And not to me
Can I have 1 bil isk?
You can write it off on your taxes
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Johnson Scythe
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 -
[92]
 Originally by: digitalwanderer
True, it is a vanity piece
I am tired of being called vain.
I have altered my Avatar portrait so the monocle is not in shot anymore, as my head is pointed down and out of the page
It should update to the eve forums in a while.
If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful
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Sig Sour
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 -
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You guys who bought these things remind me of the Jewish people who volunteered to help after the German take over in Poland WWII.
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Generals4
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Generals4
Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all.
Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle.
You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight.
As you have no monocle.
Or do i?
Maybe it's below my shades
I do however know for sure you don't have cool shades.
And this frustrates and angers you, so you end up spouting nonesense about other people.
All i know is that:
I have cool shades
You don't have cool shades
You are angry
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Michael Eads
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:00:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Generals4
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.
1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.
2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.
The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES
The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item
I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.
ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.
No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it.
This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money.
You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group.
Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM
If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT
And YOU WOULD WEAR it.
I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion.
>bought monocle
>intelligent
>pick one
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Fredfredbug4
Gallente
Kings of Kill
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 -
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Johnson Scythe is the only successful troll on these forums.
I applaud you, keep doing what you are doing sir. I may have to purchase a monocle just so I feel less worthless than those that do not have a monocle, however my value will never be as great as yours.
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MurKoN Kador Mahyisti
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 -
[97]
he thinks hes EVE's Terminator, even his face is cloned that way! *sighs*
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xVALERIAx
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 -
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this thread should be stickied for awesomeness
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Johnson Scythe
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: Generals4
All i know is that:
I have cool shades
You don't have cool shades
You are angry
Your shades are not cool. Your shades are the equivalent of the free ones you get at mcdonalds after buying 4 happy meals.
I could put them on right now if I wanted.
You cannot put on a monocle right now.
Why would this make me angry?
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D Liver
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:03:00 -
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he's julian the lemur king
"I AM VERY CLEVER! I AM VERY CLEVER!" |
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Benilopax
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:03:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners
You look silly.
I can afford a monocle I just don't want one. I pity you for falling for this joke and giving CCP an excuse to charge us over the odds for this vanity nonsense.
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Buzz Hulbreech
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:05:00 -
[102]
I see an essential problem here, surely to have a status* symbol, others should be able to see it, which is not the case in eve.
*the only status I'm detecting here is "more money than sense".
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digitalwanderer
Gallente
DF0 incorporated
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:06:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: digitalwanderer
True, it is a vanity piece
I am tired of being called vain.
I have altered my Avatar portrait so the monocle is not in shot anymore, as my head is pointed down and out of the page
It should update to the eve forums in a while.
If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful
I'm having too much fun flying capital ships, wich now that i mention it, some can't even dock so the vanity store for these items is not an option for a fair amount of super carrier and titan pilots out there, wich their ships cost considerably more than a pair of monocles, so they definitely are extremely rich individuals.....Chribba and his alts fly 4 titans(one from each race).
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HeIIfire11
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:08:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
You cannot put on a monocle right now.
LoL he thinks he's the only one with isk in this game? Want to see one of my many billion isk ships?
5/10 for the lolz though.
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Havegun Willtravel
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:08:00 -
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10/10 I await with great anticipation CCP fixing the bug that prevents Mr Scythe from wearing his second monocle at the same time. Not that you need it sir. You are at the moment far and away the most debonaire monocle wearer in EVE. It is fitting you were the first and have set the standard for those to come.
I look forward to the coming weeks and your continued posting as your wardrobe expands. Perhaps even a blog of your own with advice to the lower classes on fashion and finance for you are both stylish and demonstrably rich and are the ideal candidate to guide us in these matters.
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:09:00 -
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Nice monocle.
Think I'll get me one. I think it will go nicely with my outfit.
Say... can you get different colors? I'd like to have a different one for each day of the week.
Yes. I am that rich.
Mr Epeen 
( have to get a monocle smiley instead of the one with the shades, though}
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Sorted
Highwaymen
Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:10:00 -
[107]
epic thread lol
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Bklyn 1
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:12:00 -
[108]
I was going to buy 3 pairs of pants in real life, then I realized I could by imaginary video game pants and bought those instead for the same price. Amidoingitrite?
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mamolian
Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:12:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: digitalwanderer
True, it is a vanity piece
I am tired of being called vain.
I bet I could jam my ***** through that monocle hole..
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Dr Ming
Mindworks
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:14:00 -
[110]
Originally by: RensPriceChecker2
tomorrow i will start selling some sausages to people for EUR 20,000 each. I wonder how many people will buy them and not feel like an idiot.
Judging by the size of the fine dining industry: a lot of people.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/03/15/us-life-pizza-odd-idUSN1429852020070315
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Generals4
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:17:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Generals4
All i know is that:
I have cool shades
You don't have cool shades
You are angry
Your shades are not cool. Your shades are the equivalent of the free ones you get at mcdonalds after buying 4 happy meals.
I could put them on right now if I wanted.
You cannot put on a monocle right now.
Why would this make me angry?
You claim you can.
But can you really?
I think you cannot because you just like to brag about your monocle too much to put shades on.
This mental dilemma is the source of your anger
On one you hand you want to wear cool shades but on the other hand you want brag about an ugly monocle.
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moneykeeper
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:18:00 -
[112]
I miss the days when forums wern'r full of posts by the companies marketing department.
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Silver Sego
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:19:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: digitalwanderer
If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful
And I love the Description of the implant:
"A common implant found throughout New Eden...
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Johnson Scythe
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:20:00 -
[114]
Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 22/06/2011 18:20:30
Originally by: Silver Sego
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: digitalwanderer
If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful
And I love the Description of the implant:
"A common implant found throughout New Eden...
If I am common, what does that make you lot?
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ApophisXP
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:21:00 -
[115]
pond scum
These posts represent my Personal views and not those of my Corporation nor my Alliance. |
Kewso
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:22:00 -
[116]
I got a great deal on my monocle and it only cost me $1.45
Come get your very own super cheap monocle!
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digitalwanderer
Gallente
DF0 incorporated
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:23:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
If I am common, what does that make you lot?
People with an actual brain in their heads?...
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Zom Bo
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:23:00 -
[118]
Did OP buy two right eye monocles and expect to be able to equip them both?
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Lucilla Giulia
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:24:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Let me put it this way to you haters.
1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.
2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.
1) No your avatr looks ******ed with that thing on tbh
2) No ,for sure not as long as the item can come ingame only via MT
so what else?
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GateScout
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Posted - 2011.06.22 18:24:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
You are poor
I am not
I have a monocle
This man is my new Eve hero.
Best Thread of the Year! 
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