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Bologna Brains	Posted - 2011.06.22 16:54:00 - [1] And ccp didnt let me fit both of them on :(
KurnKuku Minmatar	Posted - 2011.06.22 16:56:00 - [2] Send them to me, I have a blueprint that will bind them together into a cool pair of sunnies.
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:01:00 - [3] Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners
MurKoN Kador Mahyisti	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:02:00 - [4] Edited by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti on 22/06/2011 17:03:44 Originally by: Borun Tal Quick solution: don't feed the Farmville mentality and pay cash for virtual clothes. exactly this, same with all Bling! Originally by: Johnson Scythe Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners And you look like a ******* ********
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:03:00 - [5] Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti Originally by: Borun Tal Quick solution: don't feed the Farmville mentality and pay cash for virtual clothes. This man cannot afford a monocle
Jak Silverheart Minmatar	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:03:00 - [6] Send the other my way and we can say were twins, I even recustomize myself to look like you. Incarna, giving pilots a single room bachelor pad with a mirror and no beer since 6.21.2011
MurKoN Kador Mahyisti	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:05:00 - [7] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti Originally by: Borun Tal Quick solution: don't feed the Farmville mentality and pay cash for virtual clothes. This man cannot afford a monocle you Sir are just stupid, I wouldnt waste my ISKIES or PLEX's STFU!
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:05:00 - [8] Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 22/06/2011 17:06:31 Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti And you look like a ******* ******** you Sir are just stupid, I wouldnt waste my ISKIES or PLEX's STFU! This man cannot afford a monocle either I Have ISKIES and PLEX and a Monocle You have none of the above. You are poor and jealous and hateful
Tobias Sjodin Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:06:00 - [9] This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker. HABIT
Narisa Bithon Caldari The Motley Crew Reborn	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:06:00 - [10] Originally by: KurnKuku Send them to me, I have a blueprint that will bind them together into a cool pair of sunnies. can i have a copy off that blueprint so i can invent xray specs?

Borun Tal Minmatar Just Abide	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:07:00 - [11] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti Originally by: Borun Tal Quick solution: don't feed the Farmville mentality and pay cash for virtual clothes. This man cannot afford a monocle I can, but am not such a complete drooling idiot that I use real money to pay for something stupid for AN AVATAR!! But by all means, feel free to suck on the Farmville tit.
cecil b d'milf	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:07:00 - [12] Edited by: cecil b d''milf on 22/06/2011 17:07:24 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti And you look like a ******* ******** This man cannot afford a monocle either lol ... you will be scammed hard adds to watch list
Maziy	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:07:00 - [13] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners I was told someone was foolish enough to buy these. I underestimated the need for acceptance through ownership rather than charisma. Your elite club has something else in common though; you all look like you have a giant bullet hole crater in your right eye. We'll call it the 'douchebag bullet-tag'.
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:08:00 - [14] Originally by: Tobias Sjodin This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker. LOL. If you could afford a monocle you would have one. You are so worried about a billion isk you wont part with it. You are poor I am not I have a monocle See the pattern?
Captain Futur3	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:08:00 - [15] Originally by: cecil b d'milf Edited by: cecil b d''milf on 22/06/2011 17:07:24 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti And you look like a ******* ******** This man cannot afford a monocle either lol ... you will be scammed hard adds to watch list He already is :D
Syphon Lodian Gallente	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:09:00 - [16] Well that's why it says Monocle 'right/gold'. Congratulations. You just paid $120 for 1 monocle. ------------------------------------------------- Go pod yourself.
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:10:00 - [17] Originally by: Maziy Your elite club has something else in common though; you all look like you have a giant bullet hole crater in your right eye. You look like you have a giant hole in your wallet as all your isk has disapeared. You are poor also. I have a monocle. I AM WATCHING ALL YOU PAUPER HATERS THROUGH MY BLACK BOX RECORDING MONOCLE (read the item description)
lookatzebirdie	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:10:00 - [18] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 22/06/2011 17:06:31 Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti And you look like a ******* ******** you Sir are just stupid, I wouldnt waste my ISKIES or PLEX's STFU! This man cannot afford a monocle either I Have ISKIES and PLEX and a Monocle You have none of the above. You are poor and jealous and hateful and ur either a dev alt or the biggest mug in eve
Captain Futur3	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:10:00 - [19] Originally by: Syphon Lodian Well that's why it says Monocle 'right/gold'. Congratulations. You just paid $120 for 1 monocle. The bad part is, its not a monocle. Its just the virtual picture of a monocle.
Da Gooch	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:12:00 - [20] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Maziy Your elite club has something else in common though; you all look like you have a giant bullet hole crater in your right eye. You look like you have a giant hole in your wallet as all your isk has disapeared. You are poor also. I have a monocle. I AM WATCHING ALL YOU PAUPER HATERS THROUGH MY BLACK BOX RECORDING MONOCLE (read the item description) Goodjob at wasting a billion isk on something which will obviously come down "alot" in price. Epeen much, and wow i think over half of eve community could go out and buy $45 worth of plex to get one if they dont already have the isk in game. I can afford one, will i buy it? no i,ll wait till its brought down by a big portion, stop bragging, makes you look stupid tbh.

Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:12:00 - [21] Originally by: Captain Futur3 Originally by: Syphon Lodian Well that's why it says Monocle 'right/gold'. Congratulations. You just paid $120 for 1 monocle. The bad part is, its not a monocle. Its just the virtual picture of a monocle. Its on my virtual head, so I Guess thats fairly obvious I did not cost me 120 dollars. It cost me isk. Which I have A LOT OF. Unlike you. I also have some boots but you cannot see them unless you rotate the camera just so.
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:14:00 - [22] Originally by: Da Gooch I can afford one, will i buy it? no i,ll wait till its brought down by a big portion, stop bragging, makes you look stupid tbh. Gooch do not lie. You cannot afford a monocle. If you are worried about the cost of something you cannot afford it. I CAN afford it and I look super cool with one. Whoever designed it at CCP deserves a raise. Im not too keen on the boots but the monocle makes me look EVIL CRAZY Also it has a black box recorder built in. If you were in my corp I would boot you for being so poor
Borun Tal Minmatar Just Abide	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:15:00 - [23] Originally by: Johnson Scythe I did not cost me 120 dollars. It cost me isk. Which I have A LOT OF. Unlike you. Yeah, lots of isk to be made mining all that free ore, yeah? Loser...
Da Gooch	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:15:00 - [24] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Da Gooch I can afford one, will i buy it? no i,ll wait till its brought down by a big portion, stop bragging, makes you look stupid tbh. Gooch do not lie. You cannot afford a monocle. If you are worried about the cost of something you cannot afford it. I CAN afford it and I look super cool with one. Whoever designed it at CCP deserves a raise. Im not too keen on the boots but the monocle makes me look EVIL CRAZY Also it has a black box recorder built in. If you were in my corp I would boot you for being so poor Nice killboard scrub, and what corp? you aint even in one, troll harder idiot.
Tobias Sjodin Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:16:00 - [25] I'm starting to like this troll. HABIT
Knowledged	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:17:00 - [26] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Da Gooch I can afford one, will i buy it? no i,ll wait till its brought down by a big portion, stop bragging, makes you look stupid tbh. Gooch do not lie. You cannot afford a monocle. If you are worried about the cost of something you cannot afford it. I CAN afford it and I look super cool with one. Whoever designed it at CCP deserves a raise. Im not too keen on the boots but the monocle makes me look EVIL CRAZY Also it has a black box recorder built in. If you were in my corp I would boot you for being so poor I smell a wardec coming on for this A******
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:17:00 - [27] Originally by: Da Gooch Nice killboard scrub, and what corp? you aint even in one, troll harder idiot. Yes I am in a corp, and no I am not a PvPer... were did i claim i was??? You dont get as rich as I am pvping (unless you are VERY luck). Thats why I am so rich I can afford a monocle. And you... despite your protestations... cannot. /me takes a snapshot off goochs poor bald head with his Monocle.
Bomberlocks Minmatar CTRL-Q	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:18:00 - [28] Originally by: Tobias Sjodin This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker.
Dr Ming Mindworks	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:20:00 - [29] At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value.
Zakua Corbin	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:20:00 - [30] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Tobias Sjodin This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker. LOL. If you could afford a monocle you would have one. You are so worried about a billion isk you wont part with it. You are poor I am not I have a monocle See the pattern? ^^ LMAO Johnson, this is making me pee in my expensive pants! I love it, keep it going man.

Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:21:00 - [31] Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.
Psycho The Rapist	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:23:00 - [32] They're going to need that black box to discern what bits were your arse and your elbow after I'm done with you if don't stop being such an arrogant elitist prick.
Borun Tal Minmatar Just Abide	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:24:00 - [33] Originally by: Johnson Scythe 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. Not at all. In fact, it looks even dumber than it would look without it. Originally by: Johnson Scythe 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. No value in it whatsoever, and only someone struggling for social acceptance would spend REAL money on someting so inane... I bet you also gatecamp in high, don't you?
SilentSkills Gallente Tax Evaders Inc.	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:25:00 - [34] Lol this troll is epic and refreshing
Generals4 Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:25:00 - [35] Edited by: Generals4 on 22/06/2011 17:25:22 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it. This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money. And i prefer my cool sunglasses anyway!
Bodrul Caldari Paragon. Nulli Tertius	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:25:00 - [36] i wouldn't buy just because i see it as a waste of Isk it has no affect to game play or anything that affects my attributes so hence is useless if you want to waste isk its up to you and you are free to do as you please ............ "you dont need a reason or a three piece suit to argue the truth" Game Reviews
Mister Rocknrolla	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:27:00 - [37] Originally by: Dr Ming At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value. ^^^This. The LOLs keep coming. Monocles are the gift that keep giving---even (especially?) in the forums.
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:27:00 - [38] Originally by: Generals4 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it. This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money. You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group. Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT And YOU WOULD WEAR it. I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion.
Generals4 Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:28:00 - [39] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Generals4 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it. This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money. You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group. Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT And YOU WOULD WEAR it. I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion. Nope because it looks like crap and my sunglasses look much better.
Austherus Sialomaet Amarr Secluded Stronghold Order	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:28:00 - [40] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. Your monocle = awesome Poor people crying and hating = not awesome but fun

Mag's the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:29:00 - [41] Edited by: Mag''s on 22/06/2011 17:31:23 Originally by: Johnson Scythe 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. If others have it, it's not unique. It's not a good look either. Originally by: Johnson Scythe 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. No I wouldn't buy it, just for the same reason I haven't added scars, tattoos and piercings, because I don't like them. Originally by: Johnson Scythe The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES For you it is, but you have no taste so your opinion mean very little to me. Originally by: Johnson Scythe The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item Actually I haven't bought one, because I don't want to look like a tool. Originally by: Johnson Scythe I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. It just goes to show that wealth doesn't buy taste, class or intelligence. Originally by: Johnson Scythe ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. This is the point, where some intelligence would help you. (Yes I know you are trolling, but I'm bored atm so sue me.) Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it. Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:29:00 - [42] Originally by: Bodrul i wouldn't buy just because i see it as a waste of Isk it has no affect to game play or anything that affects my attributes so hence is useless if you want to waste isk its up to you and you are free to do as you please You went to the effort to put shades on your avatar. That took a few mouse clicks. Why did you do that? Ask yourself? Now I purchased a monocle with money earned literally with a few mouse clicks Why did I do that? Ask yourself? See the pattern here? And thank you for making a sensible discussion point.
Da Gooch	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:29:00 - [43] judging by his smack talk and horrible killboard this guy is nothing more then a typical level 4 Bear, you are rich you say? doing what excatly, ive played eve for over 5 years, ive never seen you contribute anything on the forums or offer anything service wise, maybe im blind, but when some lvl 4 nab claims "i am rich" i laugh because chribba over you is what then?
Cassidy Dee	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:30:00 - [44] Johnson Scythe for CSM.
Enuen Ravenseye Malevolence. Imperial 0rder	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:30:00 - [45] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Does my avatar look better? No, it doesn't. Colonel Klink had a cool monocle. You look more like a douche who got blown up and ended up with a fragment of his broken ship wedged into his eye socket.
digitalwanderer Gallente DF0 incorporated	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:30:00 - [46] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. I'd rather buy a dreadnaught to be honest, as it's basically the same price as 2 of those monocles, and yes i can afford them too...
mamolian Cruoris Seraphim	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [47] GTC's for a monocle.. hilarious CCP! I'd pay a GTC for a signed naked photo of Oveur however. Or.. the ability to wear one of these and nothing else on my character.. Linkage -----------
Riddick VinDiesel	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [48]
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [49] Originally by: Mag's Originally by: Johnson Scythe 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. If others have it, it's not unique. It's not a good look either. Nobody else has it. I am EVEs first monocle wearer. Anything you have done in the game has been done before. So you gank a CNR on some gate in lowsec.. congrats. Fun sure, but its been done before many many many times I am the first monocle wearer in eve. I am a trailblazer. See? And I am supporting ccp in their hour of need instead of whining and throwing my toys out of the pram like so many others
MurKoN Kador Mahyisti	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:32:00 - [50] Edited by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti on 22/06/2011 17:33:22 Oh now the DEV (alts) have waken from their busy night partying last night! Johnson you are a 1st class ****! simple!

Sarina Berghil Minmatar New Zion Judge Advocate Yulai Federation	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:33:00 - [51] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. Very true except for the last sentence. For every monicle traded God kills a bit on tranquility. If people buy a lot of monicles New Eden will cease to exist. Also I would feel like a fool if I bought one. I could easily pay a penny for the Statue of Liberty and be none the poorer, but I would still feel like a fool for throwing away a penny like that.
Austherus Sialomaet Amarr Secluded Stronghold Order	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:34:00 - [52] Originally by: riddick VinDiesel hahahaha priceless
Bologna Brains	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:34:00 - [53] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Tobias Sjodin This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker. LOL. If you could afford a monocle you would have one. You are so worried about a billion isk you wont part with it. You are poor I am not I have a monocle See the pattern? qft
Zakua Corbin	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:34:00 - [54] Originally by: Cassidy Dee Johnson Scythe for CSM. ROFL!! aaaah I love this thread!
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:35:00 - [55] Originally by: Sarina Berghil Also I would feel like a fool if I bought one. I could easily pay a penny for the Statue of Liberty and be none the poorer, but I would still feel like a fool for throwing away a penny like that. You would be the owner of one of the most touristed landmarks in the world for one penny and you wouldnt do it? I can see why you cannot afford a monocle.
Mag's the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [56] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Mag's Originally by: Johnson Scythe 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. If others have it, it's not unique. It's not a good look either. Nobody else has it. I am EVEs first monocle wearer. Anything you have done in the game has been done before. So you gank a CNR on some gate in lowsec.. congrats. Fun sure, but its been done before many many many times I am the first monocle wearer in eve. I am a trailblazer. See? And I am supporting ccp in their hour of need instead of whining and throwing my toys out of the pram like so many others If CCP say you were the first, then sure knock yourself out and add that fact to your bio. But it still doesn't make it unique, as others will have them. Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it. Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.
Haran Tyrus	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [57] Epic troll is King of epic trolls. I never had a taste for tears until now, but gosh these are tasty. You win Eve and the internets sir.
Generals4 Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [58] Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all.
Bologna Brains	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [59] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. QFT! And rich people should be able to fit 2 monocles, if only to show our wealth to the eve community.
Death Severus	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:36:00 - [60] The amount of rage in this thread is amazing. I had fun reading the red faced kiddies and there jealousy issues. Congratz on the monocle successful troll is successful

Naga Elohim Amarr The Reformed Bondage Patrol	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:37:00 - [61] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. Keep this comedy gold coming! YOU ARE TRAILBLAZER! lol
SilentSkills Gallente Tax Evaders Inc.	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:38:00 - [62] Originally by: Death Severus successful troll is successful
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:39:00 - [63] Originally by: Generals4 Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all. Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle. You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight. As you have no monocle.
Nikki West	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:40:00 - [64] Originally by: Johnson Scythe 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. It looks lame. Originally by: Johnson Scythe 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. I wouldn't have one on my character if it was free. But to each his own. So enjoy your virtual monocle.
Borun Tal Minmatar Just Abide	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:40:00 - [65] Originally by: SilentSkills Originally by: Death Severus successful troll is successful Loser went beyond trolling into (successfully) looking like a complete idiot. Got a thread for loser: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1534330
HeIIfire11	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:42:00 - [66] Edited by: HeIIfire11 on 22/06/2011 17:43:27 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners You payed a lot of money to troll people and you don't even know the joke is on you. Can't wait until they change the price and everyone has one lol. What a jack ass Beside the fact that it looks like **** lol.
Templar Dane Amarrian Retribution	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:43:00 - [67] Best thread in a long time. I just wish I had thought of the monocle troll first.
digitalwanderer Gallente DF0 incorporated	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:43:00 - [68] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Generals4 Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all. Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle. You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight. As you have no monocle. Then put the sunglasses on and show us with the monocle still visible in the picture???....Oh i know, you'll make up an excuse for not doing it.
Bologna Brains	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:44:00 - [69] Our monocle also shows off our status, similar to:
Erichk Knaar Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 - [70] Blaze on Trailblazer, blaze on. You put your money where the troll is. I salute you for that.

Langoss	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 - [71] **** your monocles
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 - [72] Originally by: Borun Tal Originally by: SilentSkills Originally by: Death Severus successful troll is successful Loser went beyond trolling into (successfully) looking like a complete idiot. Got a thread for loser: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1534330 You assume I spent dollars on plex to get a monocle As I have stated many times in this thread (perhaps the recording device on the monocle would aid your memory) I am very rich in isk There is no legal way to transfer isk into dollars. And the illegal way is fraught with difficulty. SO NO I COULD NOT HAVE PURCHASED ANY OF THE ITEMS YOU STUPIDLY LINK IN THAT THREAD That thread is aimed at people who are considering buying plex with dollars. Not monocles with isk!
ApophisXP	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:46:00 - [73] Originally by: Dr Ming At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value. This is the reason why one has purchased a tear extractor too These posts represent my Personal views and not those of my Corporation nor my Alliance.
Darcy D'Spledide	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:46:00 - [74] Man, Eve used to be cool. Now you're all turning into the same trolls, everyones the same, one big monoculture.
Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:47:00 - [75] Johnson Scythe, sir, I'd tip my hat to you if I had one.
Vaerah Vahrokha Minmatar Vahrokh Consulting	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:47:00 - [76] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Da Gooch I can afford one, will i buy it? no i,ll wait till its brought down by a big portion, stop bragging, makes you look stupid tbh. Gooch do not lie. You cannot afford a monocle. If you are worried about the cost of something you cannot afford it. I CAN afford it and I look super cool with one. Whoever designed it at CCP deserves a raise. Im not too keen on the boots but the monocle makes me look EVIL CRAZY Also it has a black box recorder built in. If you were in my corp I would boot you for being so poor The monocle fits well on your face but I'd hate it on mine. If only they put necklaces, scarves and headpieces.... Auditing \| Research \| 3rd Party \| Collateral Holding \| EvE RL Charity
Gallinari	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 - [77] If you have the money more power to you... But the monocle in general looks like complete horse****.
ApophisXP	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 - [78] Originally by: riddick VinDiesel Lulz These posts represent my Personal views and not those of my Corporation nor my Alliance.
Templar Dane Amarrian Retribution	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 - [79] Nominating Johnson Scythe for troll of the year.
Sarina Berghil Minmatar New Zion Judge Advocate Yulai Federation	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:50:00 - [80] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Sarina Berghil Also I would feel like a fool if I bought one. I could easily pay a penny for the Statue of Liberty and be none the poorer, but I would still feel like a fool for throwing away a penny like that. You would be the owner of one of the most touristed landmarks in the world for one penny and you wouldnt do it? I can see why you cannot afford a monocle. Hmm, maybe you have a point. You do have a monocle after all. Does anyone happen to know someone from the landmark trading business? It might be time to do some investments.

Haran Tyrus	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:51:00 - [81] Originally by: Templar Dane Nominating Johnson Scythe for troll of the year. Seconded.
Letrange Minmatar Red Horizon Inc Cascade Imminent	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:52:00 - [82] Johnson, I salute your monocle. Not that I would buy one as it would clash with my cool shades. I am but a poor broke pilot who is slooooooowly saving up for a capital ship bpo set. Other things to spend my isk on. To the rest of you: I give Oveur's Titan Reply: "It's a big ****, it was never meant to be cost effective"
cBOLTSON Star Frontiers Ignore This.	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:54:00 - [83] Edited by: cBOLTSON on 22/06/2011 17:54:00 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti Originally by: Borun Tal Quick solution: don't feed the Farmville mentality and pay cash for virtual clothes. This man cannot afford a monocle You're character looks like it has a infected puss_y for an eye.... nice way to spend what 50-60 dollars worth of plex?
Tressin Khiyne Minmatar The Tuskers	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:54:00 - [84] 10/10 In fact, it's such a good troll I don't even feel as if it's a troll. More, I feel like all of the whining self-proclaimed "vets" have been ousted in their attempt to lower the cost of monocles so they could buy one. In short, all I've heard is "I want a monocle and they're too expensive, and that's not right!", and in this thread the truth has been exposed. --
RensPriceChecker2	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:55:00 - [85] tomorrow i will start selling some sausages to people for EUR 20,000 each. I wonder how many people will buy them and not feel like an idiot.
Medidranda Livoga	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 - [86] Expensive troll, 8/10. CCP is the real winner here of course.
Jefferson H Clay	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 - [87] Originally by: Tobias Sjodin I'm starting to like this troll. Same. Perhaps it's the hidden power of the monacle at work?
digitalwanderer Gallente DF0 incorporated	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 - [88] Originally by: Letrange To the rest of you: I give Oveur's Titan Reply: "It's a big ****, it was never meant to be cost effective" True, it is a vanity piece, but when a pair of monocles costs more than a fully fitted dreadnaught, wich is something that can be used in game day in and day out(until it gets blown up eventually), i have a problem with that. The monocle would have to be made out of a single diamond stone to be worth that much to be honest...
Sarina Berghil Minmatar New Zion Judge Advocate Yulai Federation	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:58:00 - [89] Originally by: Tressin Khiyne 10/10 In fact, it's such a good troll I don't even feel as if it's a troll. More, I feel like all of the whining self-proclaimed "vets" have been ousted in their attempt to lower the cost of monocles so they could buy one. In short, all I've heard is "I want a monocle and they're too expensive, and that's not right!", and in this thread the truth has been exposed. Even if the price was lowered I would still spend my hard earned cash on Spiced Wine and Synth Blue Pills. I just don't have the class for monocles.
Takseen	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 - [90] I guess you could say he has a MONOpoly on that particular item.

SilentSkills Gallente Tax Evaders Inc.	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 - [91] Edited by: SilentSkills on 22/06/2011 17:59:10 Johnson: Since you are so rich. And I'm not Since 1 bil isk is like 10 isk to you And not to me Can I have 1 bil isk? You can write it off on your taxes
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 - [92] Originally by: digitalwanderer True, it is a vanity piece I am tired of being called vain. I have altered my Avatar portrait so the monocle is not in shot anymore, as my head is pointed down and out of the page It should update to the eve forums in a while. If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful
Sig Sour	Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 - [93] You guys who bought these things remind me of the Jewish people who volunteered to help after the German take over in Poland WWII.
Generals4 Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:00:00 - [94] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Generals4 Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all. Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle. You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight. As you have no monocle. Or do i? Maybe it's below my shades I do however know for sure you don't have cool shades. And this frustrates and angers you, so you end up spouting nonesense about other people. All i know is that: I have cool shades You don't have cool shades You are angry
Michael Eads	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:00:00 - [95] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Generals4 Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you. ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor. No offense meant but that monocle looks like crap. Now off course it's a matter of taste but even at 0.01 isks i wouldn't get it. This said it's not because something looks nice it's worth the price. I like bacon but i wouldn't pay 1k for 100gr of it even if i have the money. You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group. Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT And YOU WOULD WEAR it. I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion. >bought monocle >intelligent >pick one
Fredfredbug4 Gallente Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 - [96] Johnson Scythe is the only successful troll on these forums. I applaud you, keep doing what you are doing sir. I may have to purchase a monocle just so I feel less worthless than those that do not have a monocle, however my value will never be as great as yours.
MurKoN Kador Mahyisti	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 - [97] he thinks hes EVE's Terminator, even his face is cloned that way! sighs
xVALERIAx Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 - [98] this thread should be stickied for awesomeness
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:02:00 - [99] Originally by: Generals4 All i know is that: I have cool shades You don't have cool shades You are angry Your shades are not cool. Your shades are the equivalent of the free ones you get at mcdonalds after buying 4 happy meals. I could put them on right now if I wanted. You cannot put on a monocle right now. Why would this make me angry?
D Liver	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:03:00 - [100] he's julian the lemur king "I AM VERY CLEVER! I AM VERY CLEVER!"

Benilopax Gallente Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:03:00 - [101] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners You look silly. I can afford a monocle I just don't want one. I pity you for falling for this joke and giving CCP an excuse to charge us over the odds for this vanity nonsense. ----------------------------------- New Eden Chronicles: Prime, Coming soon.
Buzz Hulbreech	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:05:00 - [102] I see an essential problem here, surely to have a status* symbol, others should be able to see it, which is not the case in eve. *the only status I'm detecting here is "more money than sense".
digitalwanderer Gallente DF0 incorporated	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:06:00 - [103] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: digitalwanderer True, it is a vanity piece I am tired of being called vain. I have altered my Avatar portrait so the monocle is not in shot anymore, as my head is pointed down and out of the page It should update to the eve forums in a while. If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful I'm having too much fun flying capital ships, wich now that i mention it, some can't even dock so the vanity store for these items is not an option for a fair amount of super carrier and titan pilots out there, wich their ships cost considerably more than a pair of monocles, so they definitely are extremely rich individuals.....Chribba and his alts fly 4 titans(one from each race).
HeIIfire11	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:08:00 - [104] Originally by: Johnson Scythe You cannot put on a monocle right now. LoL he thinks he's the only one with isk in this game? Want to see one of my many billion isk ships? 5/10 for the lolz though.
Havegun Willtravel	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:08:00 - [105] 10/10 I await with great anticipation CCP fixing the bug that prevents Mr Scythe from wearing his second monocle at the same time. Not that you need it sir. You are at the moment far and away the most debonaire monocle wearer in EVE. It is fitting you were the first and have set the standard for those to come. I look forward to the coming weeks and your continued posting as your wardrobe expands. Perhaps even a blog of your own with advice to the lower classes on fashion and finance for you are both stylish and demonstrably rich and are the ideal candidate to guide us in these matters.
Mr Epeen	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:09:00 - [106] Nice monocle. Think I'll get me one. I think it will go nicely with my outfit. Say... can you get different colors? I'd like to have a different one for each day of the week. Yes. I am that rich. Mr Epeen ( have to get a monocle smiley instead of the one with the shades, though}
Sorted Highwaymen Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:10:00 - [107] epic thread lol
Bklyn 1	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:12:00 - [108] I was going to buy 3 pairs of pants in real life, then I realized I could by imaginary video game pants and bought those instead for the same price. Amidoingitrite?
mamolian Cruoris Seraphim	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:12:00 - [109] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: digitalwanderer True, it is a vanity piece I am tired of being called vain. I bet I could jam my ***** through that monocle hole.. -----------
Dr Ming Mindworks	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:14:00 - [110] Originally by: RensPriceChecker2 tomorrow i will start selling some sausages to people for EUR 20,000 each. I wonder how many people will buy them and not feel like an idiot. Judging by the size of the fine dining industry: a lot of people. http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/03/15/us-life-pizza-odd-idUSN1429852020070315

Generals4 Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:17:00 - [111] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Generals4 All i know is that: I have cool shades You don't have cool shades You are angry Your shades are not cool. Your shades are the equivalent of the free ones you get at mcdonalds after buying 4 happy meals. I could put them on right now if I wanted. You cannot put on a monocle right now. Why would this make me angry? You claim you can. But can you really? I think you cannot because you just like to brag about your monocle too much to put shades on. This mental dilemma is the source of your anger On one you hand you want to wear cool shades but on the other hand you want brag about an ugly monocle.
moneykeeper	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:18:00 - [112] I miss the days when forums wern'r full of posts by the companies marketing department.
Silver Sego	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:19:00 - [113] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: digitalwanderer If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful And I love the Description of the implant: "A common implant found throughout New Eden...
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:20:00 - [114] Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 22/06/2011 18:20:30 Originally by: Silver Sego Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: digitalwanderer If you cannot afford quality items you should not be able to look apon them if people are going to be hateful And I love the Description of the implant: "A common implant found throughout New Eden... If I am common, what does that make you lot?
ApophisXP	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:21:00 - [115] pond scum These posts represent my Personal views and not those of my Corporation nor my Alliance.
Kewso	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:22:00 - [116] I got a great deal on my monocle and it only cost me $1.45 Come get your very own super cheap monocle! ----------------------- A Dysfunctional Playground
digitalwanderer Gallente DF0 incorporated	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:23:00 - [117] Originally by: Johnson Scythe If I am common, what does that make you lot? People with an actual brain in their heads?...
Zom Bo	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:23:00 - [118] Did OP buy two right eye monocles and expect to be able to equip them both?
Lucilla Giulia	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:24:00 - [119] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters. 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler. 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies. 1) No your avatr looks ******ed with that thing on tbh 2) No ,for sure not as long as the item can come ingame only via MT so what else?
GateScout	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:24:00 - [120] Originally by: Johnson Scythe You are poor I am not I have a monocle This man is my new Eve hero. Best Thread of the Year!

Amarok Tonrar 5ER3NITY INC	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:25:00 - [121] Originally by: Johnson Scythe You assume I spent dollars on plex to get a monocle As I have stated many times in this thread (perhaps the recording device on the monocle would aid your memory) I am very rich in isk There is no legal way to transfer isk into dollars. And the illegal way is fraught with difficulty. SO NO I COULD NOT HAVE PURCHASED ANY OF THE ITEMS YOU STUPIDLY LINK IN THAT THREAD That thread is aimed at people who are considering buying plex with dollars. Not monocles with isk! 7/10 Great idea for an epic troll and laughs... but only a 7 for showing you're really not that bright. You bought plex with isk. You used plex to buy aurum instead of game time. You are no longer able to buy game time with that plex. Now you have to pay real money for game time to stare at the virtual hole in your head. Gratz!
digitalwanderer Gallente DF0 incorporated	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:26:00 - [122] Originally by: ApophisXP pond scum Very rich pond scum if you please....I do have my standards you know...
Brahan Seer The Dirty Rotten Scoundrels HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:26:00 - [123] I can afford one. I wont buy one because: 1.I have better things to spend ISK on 2. It looks TERRIBLE, even if it was free I wouldn't put it on _________- Since 2004
Cpt Fina Red Dwarf Mining Corporation space weaponry and trade	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:27:00 - [124] "I'm filthy rich look at my monocle" When you buy enough monocles to fill a hauler then u run it into a gatecamp for ****s and giggles, then you're rich. Buying a 1 bil item and flashing it as a sign of your wealth is more like a ukranian flashing his 5 year old Nokian cellphone to impress to the local townspeople.
Mal Plox Gallente The xDEATHx Squadron Legion of xXDEATHXx	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:27:00 - [125] Originally by: Silver Sego And I love the Description of the implant: "A common implant found throughout New Eden... It is a common implant, it's available for sale in every station I visited. --- got an issue? here's a tissue!
Ssakaa Minmatar Metropolis Moods	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:29:00 - [126] Originally by: Johnson Scythe I am a trailblazer. See? You're a RPGCodexer and I claim my free monocle.
digitalwanderer Gallente DF0 incorporated	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:31:00 - [127] Originally by: Cpt Fina "I'm filthy rich look at my monocle" When you buy enough monocles to fill a hauler then u run it into a gatecamp for ****s and giggles, then you're rich. Buying a 1 bil item and flashing it as a sign of your wealth is more like a ukranian flashing his 5 year old Nokian cellphone to impress to the local townspeople. To be honest, 1 billion isk was a lot of money in eve around 2004 or so, but not so much in 2011... These days to even register on the radar of the truly rich, it starts out at the 100 billion mark and keeps going up from there, with the truly high rollers in the trillion isk mark by now....
Darcy D'Spledide	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:33:00 - [128] Originally by: Sig Sour You guys who bought these things remind me of the Jewish people who volunteered to help after the German take over in Poland WWII. Godwin's Law sucka, only took 4 pages.
moneykeeper	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:35:00 - [129] Are CCP honestly selling them things for 60 bucks?And you bought one? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Silver Sego	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:36:00 - [130] Edited by: Silver Sego on 22/06/2011 18:36:39 Am I doing this right? http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/Firetempest/ISHALL.png

Ratty McHardJew	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:36:00 - [131] Originally by: Amarok Tonrar You are no longer able to buy game time with that plex. Now you have to pay real money for game time to stare at the virtual hole in your head. You know that doesn't actually follow, right? You're taking a massive leap. He can't buy playtime with that ISK =/= Can't buy playtime with ISK. Your point only works if he spent all his money and can no longer afford PLEXes.
Victoria Valadeus Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:37:00 - [132] Never has this been more applicable than today.
Im Super Gay	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:38:00 - [133] I purchased 4 monicles, but didn't like the look so I got rid of them
Koronakesh Amarr Seekers of a Silent Paradise	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:43:00 - [134] I salute Johnson Scythe for his parasprite dedication.
Gerald Taric	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:43:00 - [135] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 22/06/2011 17:06:31 Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti And you look like a ******* ******** you Sir are just stupid, I wouldnt waste my ISKIES or PLEX's STFU! This man cannot afford a monocle either I Have ISKIES and PLEX and a Monocle You have none of the above. You are poor and jealous and hateful I was laughing loud, when i encountered this. Not because Johnson Scythe obviously bought an ... 'exclusive' ... item. No. It's amusing because he overtrumps the 'haters' in an elegant way. I suppose, just this was worth the monocle price. @ Johnson Scythe : Have (furthermore) fun with your monocle. @ all others: Let us him having fun with it. He can afford it. It's like those rich people possessing for example 40 Porsches or Ferraris. Because they can. - And, by the way ... he - direct or indirect - gave money to CCP - and this is a benefit for us all. If CCP gains more money, they have more resources to develop Eve for the future. Please see the good part of this.
Aquana Abyss	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:45:00 - [136] lol the trolling is awesome, keep up the good work! monocle wink
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:47:00 - [137] Originally by: Amarok Tonrar 7/10 Great idea for an epic troll and laughs... but only a 7 for showing you're really not that bright. You bought plex with isk. You used plex to buy aurum instead of game time. You are no longer able to buy game time with that plex. Now you have to pay real money for game time to stare at the virtual hole in your head. Gratz! I think i need my scores reavaluated. I bought a monocle with ISK from the market I have more isk then I could possibly ever buy game time.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:48:00 - [138] Buy monocle. Put on shades. --------
Singeabooty Raj	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:49:00 - [139] I for one like this Monacle Madness lol.
Erinyes Nazgul	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:51:00 - [140] Originally by: Johnson Scythe This man cannot afford a monocle either I Have ISKIES and PLEX and a Monocle You have none of the above. You are poor and jealous and hateful Finally something worth reading on the forums.

Marckov	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:52:00 - [141] Are you and your monocle going to stand for the CSM, Johnson? I'd hate to have to vote for someone poor.
Galandole Tsuramananda	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:53:00 - [142] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners You're like a shining beacon in a foggy sea of raging bitter vets. Their reactions to your monocle are hilarious.
DR Blues	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:57:00 - [143] It looks like they cut your ass off and stiched it to your face :) Not my $120 dollar party
Omara Otawan	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:58:00 - [144] Originally by: Borun Tal Originally by: Johnson Scythe I did not cost me 120 dollars. It cost me isk. Which I have A LOT OF. Unlike you. Yeah, lots of isk to be made mining all that free ore, yeah? Loser... Playing devils advocate here for a bit. Maybe the guy didnt even have to lift a finger for all those ISK either, but has a bunch of alliance slaves working their collective asses off for his moon goo income, and thus his monocle? Frankly, my personal guess is most of the people that actually buy one of these have enough isk to not even notice a billion missing, and didnt work for it themselves either.
NotTheSmartestCookie	Posted - 2011.06.22 18:59:00 - [145] Teh Monocle is cool
Ami Quintero	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:01:00 - [146] Personally, I don't think the monocle would suit me. However, Johnson has clearly got his ISK worth out of it already. o7
Dr Lebroi	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:03:00 - [147] Monocle Man may be the best thing to come out of this sorry mess. I can't afford a monocle but he has lifted my spirits considerable - please CCP can we have a 'Johnson Scythe is Monocle Man' tee shirt to wear please - would probably pay you 100 million isk if that's OK??
Soma Khan Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:10:00 - [148] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners "A fool and his money are soon parted". apparently the fool also gets his eye poked out __
Tressin Khiyne Minmatar The Tuskers	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:10:00 - [149] CCP needs to make a t-shirt for the aurum store commemorating this thread. --
Gias Hawkins	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:13:00 - [150] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asch_conformity_experiments also i would pay for better fps controls in station ffs

ElJo123 Accompanied By Unicorns	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:13:00 - [151] While I, being poor, at least can take solace in the fact that I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum (IT'S GOT TWO Os THERE IS NO A AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NO I YOU MUPPETS THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU). Also: If I could afford a hat, and I can't, and if there actually was one in the store, which there isn't, I'd tip it to you, my good Sir. 11/10 now i got this urge to buy a hat damnit
Johnson Scythe	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:18:00 - [152] Due to extreme abuse I have received in this thread. I have now lowered my Head in the portrait so nobody may gaze apon the monocle Only I will be able to view it in the privacy of my own Captains Quarters
Humongus Bauls	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:20:00 - [153] Edited by: Humongus Bauls on 22/06/2011 19:20:20 can anyone even see the full blown character avatar except you? its not like the sims or something, where we can all walk around in one area and look at each other lol
Market Groper	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:44:00 - [154] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Due to extreme abuse I have received in this thread. I have now lowered my Head in the portrait so nobody may gaze apon the monocle Only I will be able to view it in the privacy of my own Captains Quarters Sir, ignore these jealous naysayers. I cannot afford a monocle, but I aspire to one day own this superb piece of ocular hardware. You are an inspiration to many.
Bodrul Caldari Paragon. Nulli Tertius	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:49:00 - [155] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Bodrul i wouldn't buy just because i see it as a waste of Isk it has no affect to game play or anything that affects my attributes so hence is useless if you want to waste isk its up to you and you are free to do as you please You went to the effort to put shades on your avatar. That took a few mouse clicks. Why did you do that? Ask yourself? Now I purchased a monocle with money earned literally with a few mouse clicks Why did I do that? Ask yourself? See the pattern here? And thank you for making a sensible discussion point. big difference between free and then spending isk on something that does nothing your argument is Fail ............ "you dont need a reason or a three piece suit to argue the truth" Game Reviews
Zakua Corbin	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:53:00 - [156] Phew, I got freaked out, I couldn't find this thread for a minute. Came back in a fell in love all over again! I love this thread!
Huyai Tsukurit Caldari Grau Foundation	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:55:00 - [157] Originally by: Bologna Brains And ccp didnt let me fit both of them on :( LMAO did you miss the "right side" bit? ouch
Borun Tal Minmatar Just Abide	Posted - 2011.06.22 19:56:00 - [158] Look at the plus side, everyone: as soon as Dust comes out, someone put together a Corp called "Monocle Murderers", all the anti-monocle (that should be anti-douchebag!) PVPers can join, and we'll all focus our Dust careers on killing anyone wearing a friggin' monocle!!
Gias Hawkins	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:01:00 - [159] Edited by: Gias Hawkins on 22/06/2011 20:01:42 Originally by: Bodrul Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Bodrul [snip] [snip2] big difference between free and then spending isk on something that does nothing your argument is Fail Well if you want to be exact it isn't free, it takes time to select sunglasses you like wich can be translated into cash due to cost of oportunity the only difference is that the monocular byers have lost more cash and give cash to eve which likely will have an effect on eve development but has yet to be seen if bad or good
Wen Jaibao Aperture Harmonics K162	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:18:00 - [160] I too shall join this exclusive troll club shortly, clicking my mouse a bit in order to obtain one, for only trolls of high distinction may wear the monocle. Yes, with ISK. Yes, I'm loaded. No, you can't have it because I'm greedy.

Selinate Amarr Mocking Birds	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:31:00 - [161] Originally by: Johnson Scythe You are simply saying that to look cool amongst your peer group. Everybody is hating on the ARUM, so you hate on the ARUM If you were offered a monocle for 0.01 isk YOU WOULD GET IT And YOU WOULD WEAR it. I am intelligent enough to form my own opinion. Actually, I would get it. I would then sell it to someone like you for billions of isk just because you were silly enough to consider it.
Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:36:00 - [162] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Due to extreme abuse I have received in this thread. I have now lowered my Head in the portrait so nobody may gaze apon the monocle Only I will be able to view it in the privacy of my own Captains Quarters Sir! Hold your head high! Let the world see your monocle! Yes, the haters will decry your opulence, but what a man spends his isk on his entirely his own business.
ddogg Amarr HuzzaH	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:40:00 - [163] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Tobias Sjodin This man can afford plenty of monocles, but are not a sucker. LOL. If you could afford a monocle you would have one. You are so worried about a billion isk you wont part with it. You are poor I am not I have a monocle See the pattern? Actually I am savvy, I still have my billions see the pattern (fools and money parting etc.. )
Riddick VinDiesel	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:41:00 - [164] Epic trolling there dear chap!
Arkhai Exo Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:44:00 - [165] lol @ everyone still rushing in to this thread to lash out at a hilariously effective troll Johnson don't you dare change your headshot
Obi Kenobi	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:45:00 - [166] Johnson Scythe or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monocle
Blaggard Keelhaul	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:55:00 - [167] Posting in Monocle Man's thread. My entry fee to Monocle Club is funded by tears, for tears.
AkJon Ferguson JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance	Posted - 2011.06.22 20:57:00 - [168] That's not a monocle, it's a chastity ring for deviants caught skull-****ing each other.
Dante Marcellus Minmatar Nightmare Brigade	Posted - 2011.06.22 21:12:00 - [169] Now I have to a buy monocle. This guy is genius. And if you're reading this, you've fallen into a signature trap. You owe me 1m ISK.
Lex Zen	Posted - 2011.06.22 21:23:00 - [170] Originally by: ElJo123 ...I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum... ...how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs... ...how monocle is spelt... ...spelt... 'Spelt' is a kind of wheat used in traditional bread recipes. 'Spelled' is the word that your dull reptilian brain was fumbling for. (Also... every time you paraphrase W.B. Yeats in relation to EVE Online CCP will add another old gay man to it's Noble Store team. CCP Zinfandel.... LOL)

Aquana Abyss	Posted - 2011.06.22 22:13:00 - [171] Originally by: Lex Zen Originally by: ElJo123 ...I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum... ...how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs... ...how monocle is spelt... ...spelt... 'Spelt' is a kind of wheat used in traditional bread recipes. 'Spelled' is the word that your dull reptilian brain was fumbling for. (Also... every time you paraphrase W.B. Yeats in relation to EVE Online CCP will add another old gay man to it's Noble Store team. CCP Zinfandel.... LOL) spelt - it is ok though, I'm sure you're just an American.
Sarina Berghil Minmatar New Zion Judge Advocate Yulai Federation	Posted - 2011.06.22 22:16:00 - [172] Originally by: ElJo123 While I, being poor, at least can take solace in the fact that I know how monocle is spelt, very much unlike most of the plebs in this fine forum (IT'S GOT TWO Os THERE IS NO A AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NO I YOU MUPPETS THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU). Also: If I could afford a hat, and I can't, and if there actually was one in the store, which there isn't, I'd tip it to you, my good Sir. 11/10 now i got this urge to buy a hat damnit Moni, moni, monicle - it's a rich man's world.
Loki's Angel	Posted - 2011.06.22 22:50:00 - [173] you know what? take the two that you have, grab a minmatar guy, and force him to duct tape the two together and get a set of sweet sunglasses.
Titas Agor TITANS OF PEACE	Posted - 2011.06.22 22:59:00 - [174] Originally by: Johnson Scythe Originally by: Maziy Your elite club has something else in common though; you all look like you have a giant bullet hole crater in your right eye. You look like you have a giant hole in your wallet as all your isk has disapeared. You are poor also. I have a monocle. I AM WATCHING ALL YOU PAUPER HATERS THROUGH MY BLACK BOX RECORDING MONOCLE (read the item description) think your missing the point, its not that people are poor, or you would understand just how many players in eve have multiple billions of isk, its the fact that its just completely pointless, if you want to waste your isk on usless crap, go right ahead, who are we to stop you lol Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Zymurgist
Athena Tarsis Minmatar Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2011.06.22 23:05:00 - [175] Edited by: Athena Tarsis on 22/06/2011 23:06:10 Originally by: Maziy Your elite club has something else in common though; you all look like you have a giant bullet hole crater in your right eye. And yet, even after having been shot through the eye, he's still tough enough to be walking around! Gratz to him! --
Jada Maroo	Posted - 2011.06.22 23:10:00 - [176] Edited by: Jada Maroo on 22/06/2011 23:10:16 Originally by: ApophisXP Originally by: Dr Ming At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value. This is the reason why one has purchased a tear extractor too The only tears you're going to get are laughter. It doesn't even look like a monocle. Looks like the hole you got skull ****ed by CCP in.
Auss81 Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2011.06.22 23:47:00 - [177] Johnson Scythe, You made my day with this thread I liked this lazy comedy, I like your humor and those who go upset for this joke! I'm here in EVE only to have fun with ships and equipment, but this role-play-game style is awesome
Diomedes Calypso	Posted - 2011.06.22 23:53:00 - [178] that internal article was over the top.. they want more than to collect some extra change from a few idiots
Ivan Ward Wildly Inappropriate Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:09:00 - [179] Is there a monocle club that I can join with my monocle? --
Elienore	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:27:00 - [180] Jesus, this thread is hilarious xD Finally something entertaining rather than annoying ^^

Simon Pieman	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:41:00 - [181] Mr scythe you are looking very dapper in your monocle, i think im going to invest as soon as i can afford one, as a matter of fact i think ill be getting one for each of my toons, all i gotta do is try and steal he money from mummy's purse. hhhmmmmmmm Love Simon xxx
Jaroslav Unwanted	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:48:00 - [182] Originally by: Tobias Sjodin I'm starting to like this troll. +1 like the pattern ... Its basically truth .. i would make the monocle even more expensive lets say 60bil isk that would be epic.
HeIIfire11	Posted - 2011.06.23 18:10:00 - [183] Lol dont duck your head now trying to hide your super monocle
Usagi Tsukino Stimulus Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2011.06.23 18:52:00 - [184] Johnson, I am glad to see you have overcome your fear of making an avatar that was plaguing you earlier this week. I am glad to hear you bought a monocle. Enjoy it. ___ *Chaotic Dreams*


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